JoJo's Bizarre Adventure EOH: All Of Tequila Joseph's Special Quotes

[@Xanderal32]

caesar trying not to laugh is so pure

[@Grid433]

3:49

[@viky5813]

Is so cutee

[@samiichasebestop7915]

oh my god he’s adorable i can’t-

[@okiku6007]

aww what a cute babie boy :3

[@PatchyThePirate_]

too bad hes dead

[@ROBOTPETER101]

"I've avenged my grandfather...in drag!" Well, never thought I'd ever hear that.

[@RickTheSmugLord]

20:18 For anyone wondering.

[@li-limandragon9287]

It should’ve been canon, even DIO can't come back from that humiliation.

[@endertwelve]

Imagine humiliating and defeating the enemy of your bloodline AS WELL AS trolling the ultimate life form canonically. Joseph would be too OP of a JoJo.

[@epicgamingtime2379]

ROBOTPETER101 more important. Nice Ib profile picture

[@laranjinhaAerea]

Top 10 best drag races

[@tomato4446]

Kars: _Yare Yare_ Jotaro: *TRIGGERED*

[@neptune9647]

Honey Lemon Queen Jotriggered

[@captainhuntank7963]

*urge to ORA intensifies*

[@henryt3301]

I actually can't believe Jotaro, Polnareff, Giorno and Esidisi fell for it. Especially Jotaro.

[@berserk213]

They're making fun of when he found out the stowaway girl with the overalls was actually a girl

[@JThePervertedSummoner]

The funny thing is that Polnareff liked it as well.

[@FistMeDaddy]

It's like the time Jotaro fell for Anne's disguise. And Pillarmen consider most humans as ants, so he probably didn't notice it was Joseph.

[@danshylboodhoo2455]

I think he was just in denial that his grandfather could do this.

[@haykalmanik7002]

Henry T i disagree because jotaro didnt feel for it because he said gramps

[@carlosmunozbastias4358]

"Should I keep calling you Mr. Joestar...?"

[@willowmcintire21]

Good Guy Kakyoin checks to make sure he isn't misgendering you. 😄

[@braknazwy3574]

"Should I call you Mista?"

[@fernanchistera3394]

@@braknazwy3574 why are you gae

[@stevepensando2593]

Josephine Joestar

[@chemical-pudding]

Kakyoin says trans rights

[@LAngel2REAL]

I wasn't expecting polnareff to flirt with him but I'm glad he does.

[@andoparanoico]

"in times of war any hole is your trench"

[@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko]

And he always was gay forma old Joseph

[@r.f.switch5847]

Time out, you weren't expecting the FRENCH MAN to flirt?

[@diooverheaven4137]

"Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!"

[@jaredsamples6969]

DIO: "Even though you're a Joestar, I don't feel like drinking your blood..." That must explain the green lipstick when you actually did.

[@elvondrago96]

Jared Samples XD He hate Boi thots! XD

[@youraveragemachine1013]

*Some where in a distance future *SAIKOU NI HIGH!*

[@chickennuggets1990]

who stole the 666th like

[@bluebeka2458]

@@elvondrago96 Because no one should be a bigger thot than Dio himself. How dare he? 😂

[@notso_cody]

Rule: Makeup only if no one else has it on

[@jebbush8491]

Old Joseph being absolutely ashamed for his past antics is the best "OH NO! OH MY GOD! I completely forgot about that disguise! This is one dangerous disguise... I can't let any of my family members find out about it!" Then Jotaro walks in and doesn't notice it's him.

[@yoga5631]

XD. it was one of those moments that you look at your younger self cringy af XD

[@captainhuntank7963]

That moment when you find pictures of your drunk self

[@thelonecourier3439]

Jeb Bush I can't get over that

[@talkingdomination1928]

This is what's known as repressed memories.

[@spooderlover3512]

@@talkingdomination1928 right up there with peeping on Lisa Lisa

[@darthakaya]

Speedwagon: STAY AWAY FROM ME Jolyne: YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG

[@Latency345]

Lisa Lisa: I’ll help you with Hamon and your Make Up.

[@bennytennyson]

@@Latency345 supportive mom moment

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Jonathan: "This is my grandson." Lisa Lisa: "This is my son." Caesar: "This is who I gave the last of my hamon to." Joseph (Part 3): "This is me." Jotaro: "This is my grandfather." Josuke: "This is my father." Giorno: "This is my nephew." Jolyne: "This is my great-grandfather." Johnny: "This is my alternate grandson." Josuke (Part 8): "This is my alternate father." Speedwagon: "EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SEXUALLY CONFUSED!!!"

[@OmegaExalted]

DIO: "This is my body's grandson."

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Kars: that's the guy who defeated me in my Ultimate lifeform too

[@eliasmg9144]

Jotaro part 4: "You're a guy?"

[@Blu_Moon_VA]

Stroheim: "I took a grenade and a plane crash for this moron."

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Shizuka: This man brought me in this family

[@Darkalfondso]

6:05 Gotta love Lisa Lisa. Supporting his son's chooses no matter what. You wanna wear make-up? Ima teach you how to do it right

[@FoxBallFlat]

\o/

[@Dinkerdoodle]

*His*

[@li-limandragon9287]

I bet deep down she wanted a daughter.

[@khadrahussein1071]

@@li-limandragon9287 Lmao

[@khadrahussein1071]

These comments are making me laugh..so much

[@FireNinjaYoshimasaX]

"You cross-dress and you cheat on your wife? I've really had with you, old man?" Yeah, that sounds like something Jotaro would say.

[@PsychoChuckGreene]

To Projared right now....

[@ammagon4519]

^ I literally came into this video just to see some comment

[@jakemo1393]

There’s a projared meme

[@yocarter9221]

Oh ho,Oh ho,Oh ho

[@ABCodeX]

Chuck Greene You must feel like piece of shit now

[@justcallmejoint6970]

Caesar: "jojo...we need to talk..." best reaction from Caesar ever

[@metalsonicfemaleruthlesski6349]

i was hoping hed fall for it

[@jellyAn6930]

I mean Caesar has markings on his face, kinda flamboyant. SHIZAAAAAAAA will teach you how to be a FlamBoy

[@vanira-01]

@@jellyAn6930 those are birthmarks.

[@alihamadqabazard2857]

THIS GAME IS THE ULTIMATE FANSERVICE FOR ANY JOJO FAN!

[@tjlnintendo]

it is. and it's pretty fun imo

[@alihamadqabazard2857]

tjlnintendo I know so many hours of entertainment when you are in the mood.

[@mix3k818]

Well, there is only one thing I'd wish they did for this game to make it perfect (in my eyes at least) - after defeating Heaven DIO, the true final ending is Jonathan meeting Dio for the final time. While a final punch from Jonathan would be nice, I thought of a much calmer ending of Dio just withering away as Jonathan stands in front of him and they talk, whether it's about why Dio lost or about Joestar giving one final attempt to make Dio turn back to good near his death. Jonathan fails to turn Dio with him trying to attack Jonathan one last time, but failing. As Dio's fading away, Jonathan says something among the lines of "It's a shame. A part of me is going to miss you, even after everything you've done. Even in death, you blew your last chance to turn to good. Farewell, Dio Brando." and Dio finally disappears.

[@notso_cody]

@@mix3k818 The Jotaro Ending feels copied and it is

[@notso_cody]

@@mix3k818 and i prefer Jonathan Ending

[@ZorotheGallade]

15:43 Avdol: "Nice costume, Mr.Joestar" Magician Red: (Screaming internally)

[@toastofcatbread3207]

I dunno, Magician's Red looks like he's screaming pretty externally there.

[@zentstar7x]

Magician's Red is trying to wake people up I still can't believe that Avdol's spirit animal is a fucking chicken

[@justoneguy2487]

@@zentstar7x Oi Araki-senpai, why does the first black stand user have a fried chicken stand?

[@MateriaLord826]

More like its thinking “the duck’s wrong with this human?! I don’t get it!!!!!!!”

[@zawarudowanttoknowyourloca9058]

Magician red when he scream internally : DAMMMN BOI HES THICC!!!

[@TheAzulmagia]

I love how Lisa Lisa is pretty blase about her son cross-dressing and Kars is just like "You're doing it wrong!".

[@TsukiKageTora]

“Gyaaaaah! This she’s a he!?” Polnareff, you beautiful naive human being.

[@bluebeka2458]

He has the same luck in relationships as me. God bless his innocent soul.

[@daleketchup7434]

you know you're a disappointment if Dio refuses to drink you blood

[@Spiritnick]

daleketchup Unless you're Joseph, apparently, seeing as he keeps using that "disguise" 24/7 like it would actually work.

[@lillyputian5907]

daleketchup maybe thats what joseph should have done in part 3.

[@tc_48]

**sad Vanilla Ice noises**

[@firstcooommment3675]

Dio's a disappointment to himself. So why does it matter

[@Zeina107]

Is that really a bad thing then?? Haha

[@zaktician5247]

Based on this, Lisa Lisa and Jolyne would be friends in "Helping Joseph Crossdress Correctly"

[@yoursonisold8743]

Such a supportive family.

[@spicyboi860]

Mother and great granddaughter help Joseph crossdress

[@bluebeka2458]

Jolyne: Gosh, that's so out of fashion, dude. Try something else, but what? You don't have anything nice here to dress up. Lisa Lisa: We should go shopping then.

[@EvelynL.1112]

@@spicyboi860 YES!!!

[@Ghiaman1334]

Now I kinda want one of those wholesome comics of both of them doing Joseph's makeup, waxing his legs and smartening up his outfit a bit

[@Lexicon865]

"What a sad attempt at crossdressing, Jojo!" as if you can do bett---wait actually he can

[@johndough5375]

Actually, he-he... He's so gay, he doesn't even realize it. Like father like son. Joseph at least knows his limits and is aware of himself.

[@raimundo566]

I was quite surprised when Kars actually knew what that was.

[@dimentiorules]

TheScatmanBros I don't understand, has Kars cross dressed in canon?

[@DoctorHomicide]

dimentiorules no he didn't

[@lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954]

dimentiorules He hasn't, but he looks more like a woman.

[@tarky1518]

I love it how Jolyne just plays along with it.

[@axeljulesetienne3917]

like... her husbando ^^

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

Tarky I mean she won't mock her bummer gramps

[@Sovereign-One]

Fleetway Sonic and polnareff, and giorno, and esidisi

[@cindynoh8394]

You mean her bummer great gramps

[@li-limandragon9287]

Hee Hee Hee

[@alithia2264]

Even Joseph criticizes his disguise

[@TheWarmachine375]

Not like he had the right to criticize when he's wearing the exact same disguise.

[@justoneguy2487]

@@TheWarmachine375 I think OP might have additionally been referring to Old Joseph

[@peterbrooke7146]

i like how kars is just like "thats your effort at crossdressing ha i could do it way better" xD

[@yoursonisold8743]

The Ultimate Lifeform is also the Ultimate Crossdresser... apparently.

[@jeffd.683]

If he wants, he can be a school of piranhas. And an octopus.

[@Abdega]

Kars already looks like he’s wearing eyeliner

[@Vaksharules1999]

I love how Kars just owns his style

[@PokeSerena]

Yare Yare - Kars

[@Brittonbubba137]

14:47 POLNAREFF FELL FOR IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Britton Yeatter French boi fell into the trap

[@matteussilvestre8583]

"You fell for it, fool!"

[@tenteclz8731]

@@matteussilvestre8583 Thunder cross split a trap!

[@Kuraimizu9152]

@@tenteclz8731 Thunder Cross dress attack!

[@condensedmilk4494]

Hes down bad

[@rezfult5291]

13:55 says Kakyoin in pajama

[@melonysnicket]

And sunglasses.

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

AND NO FREAKING SLIPPERS!!

[@n1k0la1]

Mans fighting barefoot like it’s nothing

[@BlueFlameBird]

i dont think i can pick a favorite one, jonathans innocence, avdol encouraging him, old joseph being weirded out, caesar laughing, jotaro just being done with him, polnareff falling for it, jolyne just going with it, this is amazing

[@Moniker08]

Truly 'Greato' reactions!

[@danielthewalrus420]

Or him insulting himself

[@kiloklavdi1185]

Wammu not being 100% serious in the fight

[@SPAMTON-zw7oe]

Lisa Lisa being weirded out but helping.

[@EvernightTown6969]

Or Giorno not wanting to be part of this

[@yoursonisold8743]

Make-up training with LisaLisa, sounds hellish. But it might explain why Joseph looked so handsome at the age of 65. XD

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

*67

[@diegoxavier9107]

@@roshanyuvaraj6771 69, actually

[@bluebeka2458]

@@diegoxavier9107 Still... Nice.

[@גיאורטנשטיין]

*68 Since SC didn't reach september 1989 (Joseph was born on september 27th 1920)

[@godlynipplehair5277]

also, Tequila Joseph is best Joseph.

[@lucaswtvr839]

tequila joseph is best waifu

[@godlynipplehair5277]

Lucas Comosellame indeed. I forgot to mention that.

[@godlynipplehair5277]

Joke Of The Day Agreed.

[@godlynipplehair5277]

Joke Of The Day Tequila Joseph: much sexy, such beauty.

[@godlynipplehair5277]

Faruga Hory Shet!

[@letsanimateit1676]

after 50 years, Joseph finally realized how stupid that outfit was

[@darthakaya]

Lets AnimateIt only took 50 years

[@hybridepsilon2099]

Lets AnimateIt well knowing joseph he wouldn’t have realized until his 80’s so i guess this is a miracle

[@Moniker08]

How dare y'all?

[@rotting_spider]

Exactly, Joseph should've gotten some help from Lisa Lisa on that one

[@seiyuch.]

Even Speedwagon is scared!

[@seiyuch.]

***** Thanks! xD I was tired...

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

6:42 I love how his Mom is just like "We're going to have a serious talk about this, young man...."

[@pepsiman6808]

speedwagon's reactions are perfect

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Stroheim's are better. Man screams.

[@charlesbrioche6745]

Polnareff's reaction tops it all

[@FoxBallFlat]

Old Joseph reactions, dudes.

[@doubledio3061]

Speedwagon is always perfect

[@zetaruler]

I like to think Joseph legitimately loves cross dressing and does it in his spare time.

[@mrboerger1620]

Shortruler lmao

[@pikalove4337]

Then explain Old Joseph disgust in himself. Lol

[@Demonicidiot]

@@pikalove4337 he’s lying to himself

[@wynweeardo0593]

Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ THE WIND IS BLOWING UP MY SKIRT!~ Whammu : I just don't understand humans .... Tequila Joseph : OH NOOOOO!~ YOU RIPPED MY SKIRT INTO TATTERS! YOU ANIMAL!~ Kars : My my, how the humans have fallen *ded*

[@scipion3679]

Yare, yare...

[@stardust_sonic]

DIO : Even though you're a Joestar, for some reason I don't feel like drinking your blood ...

[@indigoon9635]

You crossdress, and you cheat on your wife. I’ve really had it with you, old man.

[@menacetosociety471]

Is your profile aph prussia and gilbird

[@katymbeke8400]

Remember how Wamuu proposed to Joseph?...

[@nobgs4505]

I love how Old Joseph went from "OH NO, OH MY GOOODDD" to "I know this is me but damn I look hot"

[@gabriellopes8987]

*I AVENGED MY GRANDFATHER IN DRAG*

[@wyrmofvt]

Some people were actually fooled by Tequila Joe? Even Polnareff, the frenchman?! Man, this game... Hell, this series...

[@ADTribalChild]

wyrmofvt It ain't BIZARRE for nothin,' baby lol

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

wyrmofvt well people from battle tendency can easily see through that madman

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

Polnareff always did think more with his rapier instead of his brain.

[@santosdumont2700]

But who is joe?

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Bro, Nazi Soldiers found out it was a disguise in an instant lol

[@BuzzKirill3D]

"I avenged my grandfather... in drag!" damn, this game sometimes rivals the original material in terms of Joseph moments

[@Dinkerdoodle]

"I know that scar, and those *handsome* eyes!"

[@ThatElfNerd]

Speedwagon. Best Anime Waifu.

[@nanocado]

"It's not gay if it's speedwagon" - God

[@tinagodech8410]

@@nanocado god said it himself

[@nanocado]

Tina Godech wait I'll edit my comment

[@tinagodech8410]

@@nanocado there we go my guy

[@D-Havoc]

I'll say it again, I love this game for the character interactions. This is just too good. Joseph's VA got really into this.

[@Metahodos]

That's Tomokazu Sugita for you!

[@zillafire101]

"You should look at yourself through a more objective viewpoint" Is Stroheim giving him cross-dressing tips...

[@tactpoggies]

"Gramps, I can only handle so much of your crap" Jotaro is in for a ride for part 4

[@Megasergio92]

Kakyoin asking Joseph why's he dressed like that while he's on his PJs

[@dognosed]

I was hoping for joseph to say to Ceasar "I dress like this only for you my sweet."

[@isaacm2161]

Carlton Banks that's just gay I like it

[@Emi_Bunni]

Aisaac C I SHIP IT

[@misterbadguy7325]

Joseph normally walks around with a sleeveless belly shirt and tight jeans; I think he's already appealing to it.

[@spooderlover3512]

@@misterbadguy7325 and a midriff

[@psychocrysis2]

The Joseph and Jolyne laugh sounds like part of a spin-off where 90 year old Oldseph comes back one last time for Stone Ocean and proceeds to turn it into a Battle Tendency-esque trollfest.

[@joshuar2582]

I love how Esidisi seemed to be the least judgmental.

[@jaderotaski1]

That and Josuke promising not to tell anyone like a good pure boi

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

And even promising to visit every three days like a good son.

[@waluigist]

a little confused but didn't judge

[@Doctorolivercook]

BAHAHAHAHAAA!!! POLNAREFF FELL FOR IT!!

[@karanrawat835]

+AllAboardTheDankMemeTrain But Polnareff got attracted to Tequila Joseph

[@jonathanjoestar7640]

Also Giorno. Gio disappointed me since most of his teammates are traps and he still fell for it.

[@elimatua5591]

Even worse: Narancia could actually be confused for both, and Joseph is 100% masculine sans the outfit. How did Giorno fall for it? Did he have a vacation trip to some random location where every lady is buff as heck?

[@jocachavalc.4837]

Joseph's reaction when someone sees through his disguise is adorable.

[@ROBOTPETER101]

"Manscaping is like Cross-Dressing 101! Get with the program!" Fucking Jolyne

[@TOTTO9508]

Well, she knows a pretty good cross-dresser

[@narcisoanasui589]

I'll dismantle all of you for these insults toward my attire, heretics!

[@Prince_Smugarina]

Speaking of Jolyne. I don't know why, but when those two laughed together for their victory quoting I just lost my shit, and damn near fell over laughing.

[@jaxondabeastz2046]

Snow Day Gnar q

[@samuelcamarillo1349]

-JoJo... we need to talk. -Caesar... Hold on, I'm dressed like this for you!

[@Darkalfondso]

17:24 I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS JOSEPH

[@scotcheggable]

Tracks Darren it was repressed

[@cindynoh8394]

It's been fifty years since then, so it's not surprising

[@______1278]

love how jotaro doesnt know its joseph

[@treywilliams1388]

______ he probably knows and is probably using all his mental strength to deny it.

[@missing2414]

@Blue Toad 13:05 21:08 how the fuck

[@thegayagenda4589]

THE FACT THAT KAKYOIN IS SO RESPECTFUL AND EVEN ASKS IF HE SHOULD CALL JOSEPH SOMETHING ELSE

[@Itty-bittyy]

Ikr user The gay agenda

[@druvjuice6906]

Kakyoin our trans ally

[@saladman420]

KAKYOIN TRANS ALLY 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[@neltharium8071]

Giorno: "I don't want people to think we're the same kind of person." Also Giorno: _uses chains and some blue cloth as clothing, and when he has actual clothing it has a massive heart with male cleavage in the middle. Had some events with mista. Let's a grown-up man lick his face_

[@pikalove4337]

To be fair. The licking wasn't consensual.

[@bagelninja3264]

Pika Love and yet he didn't back off the second he felt a tounge

[@pendragonkiwami]

**bruh**

[@moodycupofblue4170]

3:52 Caesar trying to hold his shit together is the funniest thing I've seen today

[@Azurada23rd]

Jolyne had such a goofy laugh

[@pepis_cola1416]

Giorno: "A disguise that doesn't disguise you is useless, don't you think so?" Also Giorno: "Wait, that lady was a man!"

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

"wait a minute... this lady is a man!",this is coming from the joestar that befriended the personification of "dude looks like a lady".

[@maximusdarkultima]

don't you just hate it when your grandfather cross dresses and cheats on your grandma?

[@petermanfox2535]

Don`t tell me YOU´VE got a problem with me cross-dressing! At least I`m not half-naked!

[@pikalove4337]

I think I'd rather be naked than wear that.

[@arthurdias6860]

Best line ever

[@p2Universe]

He got a point tho.

[@oimate6357]

@@pikalove4337 damn I know that dress is ugly but… really?

[@marche800]

15:23 I'm done. First off hear young Joseph go "OH MY GOD" is amazing and secondly he really never thought of that?!

[@Vickster2004]

Music to my ears.

[@KingTimmahB]

TJ: I am the true self *winks* OJ: ....OH NOOOOOOO!!!!

[@youraveragemachine1013]

Wendy De paz no.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

@Wendy De paz peraona as a whole is a big jojo reference

[@AB-mr8xy]

YourAverageMachine101 the comment was a reference to an abridged version of no game no life when someone said the exact same quote in a jojo reference

[@IamNCortex]

Did Esidisi, Jotaro and Giorno seriously fall for that

[@MakoClover]

Joke Of The Day ngl i don't know what you mean by 'joestar sex drive problem', the joestars seem to nail the very first person they see/whoever they want

[@unclediosbrand-new-os185]

Inter5tella except jotaro wanted to bang a dolphin,but ended up banging her trainer

[@MakoClover]

Jesus Christ how do you know his wife wasn't actually a dolphin? conspiracy revealed

[@subittoo4484]

Jolyne half dolphin confirmed

[@rawrdino7046]

Inter5tella its a joke from a abridged by antfish

[@yetisnowmanthing3381]

"My my...How the humans have fallen" ouch Kars

[@nebulousinsomniac8454]

2016 in nutshell

[@katymbeke8400]

We fell looong before that

[@alexhoy9291]

Joseph out-weirded kakyoin

[@disgaealikerasapOG]

6:10 27:09 27:28 The girls are giving him advice lol

[@A_Name_On_YT]

"Should I keep calling you Mr. Joestar?" is my favorite and I don't know why

[@LebazardeShiroro]

My fav' too

[@DarkDragon2344]

Damn, Giorno really doesn't like crossdressers does he.

[@eliastrite4005]

He fkn looks like one himself

[@strykon4721]

He is just jealous

[@Eox3]

Like father(s), like son

[@IamNCortex]

And his dad is a crossdresser

[@lucifercon4868]

Giorno hates pointless actions.

[@Bizarrejoe]

Lisa Lisa sounds so done with JoJo's shit on that first line, but so weirdly accepting on all the other ones.

[@NismoW]

Wait. Since Kars said it was a sad attempt does that mean Kars have done it before? Lmao

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Well, Kars always look like He's wearing Eyeliner so He could be

[@Andyatl2002]

He’s the ultimate lifeform, crossdressing is one of his many talents.

[@rotting_spider]

@@Andyatl2002 I mean he doesn't need to crossdress when he can literally change his body to be whatever he wants it to be like

[@Andyatl2002]

@@rotting_spider, well I was kinda talking about him before he became truly the ultimate life form

[@rotting_spider]

@@Andyatl2002 Fair point, and I do agree that he has major makeup talent. like, damn the eyeliner and the eyeshadow were both on point and his hair is glorious

[@failedabortion1894]

I love how DIO's so disgusted by Joseph, he doesn't even want to drink his blood.

[@mohammad1.45]

The greatest high not so great is it?

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

15:25 Polnareff, exemplary gentleman that he is, is the only one with the patience to explain to Joseph exactly what's unconvincing about his disguise. Finally, it clicks for him!

[@Comkill117]

Caesar trying super hard to hold in his laughter

[@caster25000]

Behold, the only usage of jiggle physics in the entirety of EOH. And what a glorious use it is.

[@shootingstar0312]

4:10 jojo we need to talk fucking brilliant

[@ultimatecartoon2881]

not even crazy diamond can fix joseph's disguise

[@reddodeado301]

Exactly. There's nothing to fix. It is already perfect.

[@turingsghost]

the perfect disguise for the perfect man

[@beepboop3763]

JOLYNE N JOSEPH LAUGHING TOGETHER BYE I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

[@Ilane06_off]

They're so funny !!

[@portagasdace21117]

You thought that jolyne was the first female protagonist in jojo but kono Joseph da!

[@WolfAnge23]

"Jojo....we need to talk"

[@kyamuron98]

"What in Heaven's name in he doing?!" -Jonathan Joestar

[@purplehazefeedback]

The fact that Joseph called Speedwagon's eyes beautiful is just wholesome.

[@Cyanopsia]

"What a sad attempt at cross-dressing, Jojo!" This implies that Kars has no qualms with cross-dressing itself, and more importantly, thinks he could do better.

[@mrmoonman4552]

*THERE'S NOTHING UNDER MY SKIRT EXCEPT MORE TEQUILA, BIG BOY*

[@vanguard-pv5mc]

I love how DIO seems to be legitimately furious that Joseph dared to show up to fight him dressed like that.

[@Zotjad]

Poor Speedwagon's more upset seeing that than any vampire zombie murder.

[@RunikaMori]

How does Jotaro of all people fall for it?

[@thatguuuuuuuy560]

+Joke Of The Day LOOOL

[@spiritfired]

I LOLed so hard at that. I guess that's why he can't deal with women (canon). He can't even recognize one! HAHAHAHAHA!!

[@aratherfestiveperson3273]

THE JOESTAR SEX DRIVE CANNOT BE DIMINISHED FROM MERE SICKNESS!

[@ВалдисПельш-ф8г]

Autism

[@trentos]

Because it's the work of an enemy Stand.

[@MitoNova583]

I love how Gyro just casually interrupts one of Joseph’s & Giorno’s conversations like the moldy hair cowboy he is

[@luxelinfernal4875]

There is always a busty character in every fighting game. Mai Shiranui (KOF) Baiken (Guilty Gear) Litchi Faye Ling (Blazblue) Power girl (Injustice 2) Rainbow Mika (Street Fighters) Morrigan Aesland (Darkstalkers) Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur) Joseph Joestar (this game)...

[@veronicasarinana7728]

Damm right

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

Don’t forget Orchid from Killer Instinct.

[@justarandomknight3263]

Nurse Valentine from skullgirls

[@calm1686]

my hand cant take it no more

[@lothricknighthelm8653]

jotaro has some pretty low lady standards

[@jotarojohlynekujo9222]

the real question is how did I get a wife

[@MakoClover]

Jotaro & Johlyne Kujo I ask myself this every day

[@jotarojohlynekujo9222]

I sigh- yare yare daze....

[@rawrdino7046]

Shiza Chan San Tan Trashcan Man don't underestimate the joestar sex drive

[@smackpackyt1305]

13:06

[@lionheart6176]

17:29 oh old joeseph...your life is by far the most bizarre out of everyones

[@IronHawk96]

8:15 The way Stroheim just yells out "JOJOOOOOO!!!!!" kills me every time xD

[@NikaDeus]

12:06 Kars does his Jotaro impression.

[@BlackPrince24]

Are we not going to point out that there's literally almost 30 minutes of dialogue for Tequila Joseph

[@dionb6596]

You cross-dress and cheat on your wife, Damn!!! Below the belt Jotaro Below the belt!!

[@FireNinjaYoshimasaX]

That sounds like something Jotaro would say.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Joylne is illegitimate so Jotaro is the pot calling the kettle black.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Jonathan: Of all the questionable things my descendants will ever do, this is easily the most.... bizarre. ~Cue Roundabout by Yes~

[@purefandom3659]

Kars saying that Joseph's attempt at cross dressing is sad is so funny to me because that suggests that Kars has crossed dressed before and has done it better.

[@Darkalfondso]

20:39 It's a minor detail. But I love it...even though I can't believe of ALL PEOPLE. JOTARO CAN'T TELL IT'S A FREAKING DUDE. WHAT THE HELL

[@zentstar7x]

Takes About 50 year to figures out his disguise is bad Typical Joseph.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Of course kars would criticize the quality of his crossdressing

[@kososka]

Jonathan: Confused old guy Speedy: Internalized homophobia Caesar: Funniest shit he's seen Lisa Lisa: Trying to help Stroheim: Nazi but trying to be supportive Esidisi: Probably doesn't know what biological sex or gender even mean Wamuu: Confused but supportive Kars: Just thinks Joseph's ugly Joot: Done with Joseph's shit Kak: Supportive Polnareff: Would smash Avdol: Trying to be nice Iggy: Doesn't understand humans Old Joseph: Regret DIO: Lowkey insulted 4taro: Isn't even surprised Josuke: What the fuck dad (but ok) Giorno: You're embarassing me!! Jolyne: Ok I guess.