Valentine's Pure Motives

[@lfcs5014]

Jonathan be like:"why are all my Grandsons punks?"

[@asobimasho3588]

Why is everyone so rude? I just wanna have friends and endorse justice.

[@ihatemybloxburghouse2345]

English plz

[@Emu-]

What about giorno and johnny?

[@shadowhunter-mi5su]

And granddaughter

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@Emu- Giorno literally aspires to be a gangster, and Johnny is actually a massive asshole

[@lemonyfish3303]

Jonathan's there like "I don't know what a stand is but I'm just gonna pretend that I do'

[@p-nut2642]

😂😂😂

[@DJ-po4mt]

Plot twist: Jonathan finds something sticking out of the ground and digs it up. He finds out it was an arrow and boom. Jonathan has a stand. Someone else decide what his stand is.

[@foldabotZ]

@@DJ-po4mt Either it's an advanced/better Hermit Purple as seen in the part 3 anime and is called "the Passion" as in the non-canon Jorge Joestar novel OR a humanoid Stand that uses Solar powers(different from Magician's Red's flames).

[@foldabotZ]

Joseph, too since it's young him so he doesn't have Hermit Purple yet. Oh, and Speedwagon, too

[@DJ-po4mt]

foldabotZ Stand User: Jonathan Joestar Stand Name: Gentleman’s Light Ability: Gentleman’s Light can control solar waves and manipulate them into any form JoJo wishes. It can also blind people. If JoJo infuses his stand with hamon, the solar waves will get stronger, but JoJo tires out more. Precision:A Speed: B Durability: B Development Potential: B Range: A Strength: C

[@ijustworkhere1008]

All the Joestars together... oh and speedwagon is there too

[@DanteEdgeworth]

Speedwagon is a jojo silly

[@aukun4992]

@@DanteEdgeworth hes the jojo who keep the family rich

[@troglodude980]

So all the Jojo's

[@carlos8495]

Rudol Von Stroheim and slow dancer

[@lapaladejuan2833]

Speedwagon is obviously a jojo: (Jo) Robert E.O Speedwagon (Jo) See?

[@felixhightower851]

0:19 Jotaro: ok, start the universal reunion Joestar, welcome all Speedwagon: hello

[@metheguy1232]

Cooper Dooper speed wagon best jojo

[@milantrajkovic2988]

Imagine if Joshu joined in

[@minhthunong6206]

johnny : don't forgot my slow dancer

[@sr_papu626]

What do you said of Speedwaifu?

[@D4CBPQ]

That proved Speedwagon is a JoJo

[@andrew17s]

Jonathan: I'm going to fight! *ignored*

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Andrew S lol it's beyond him, he's just being a good lad and staying quiet.

[@FusionComet]

Diet Sexual_Chocolate Jonathan can do work hello

[@theonlychickensama8353]

DEDEDELICIOUS I guess he could give dio a good scolding

[@FusionComet]

Jonathan can do as much as everyone else that isn't Jotaro in that situation. if I'm not mistaken, he's still a vampire in that state? Hamon should hurt regardless of stands or not. He doesn't have to be the centerpiece of the battle, but with him and Joseph pumping hamon while DIO has his hands full... maybe. If DIO still gets hurt from it, then Sunset Yellow Overdrive would absolutely fuck him up.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

DEDEDELICIOUS yeah but wouldn't Dio just erase him having hamon though or cheese him with time stop

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I like how Jolyne's the one who's like "HOLY SHIT! WAS THAT DIO?!" when she's never even met the guy, and Jonathan's like "Yeah, but about those Corpse parts, tho..."

[@akiratakanashi2385]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache jonathan just done with his adoptive bro bs😂

[@theemeraldblonde218]

Jonathan: What are stands?

[@ningenrose3838]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache Ayyyy I see you normally in the jojo videos kind of seen you at least 5 times

[@Champsr0ck2247]

All Jonathan saw was 3 of his descendants charge Dio and then easily swatted.

[@rararasputin8608]

It is to be expected, as he was the bozo responsible for making Pucci the one to kill them in Cape Cañaveral.

[@goku_jerome1732]

Funny Valentine: legitamently tries to help the Jojo's defeat DIO Jonny: "No don't listen to him, he is evil" All the other jojo's: Listens to Valentine

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

Johnny: Am I a joke to you? Jotaro: Yes, a cheesy, not funny joke. Yare yare daze

[@gamergod98l86]

@Ps3Harrison you are sympathizing with a attempted rapist say whst you want , valentine was anything but heroic

[@cleanchimera3870]

Valentine did stuff for the sake of his country, while Johnny did so for his for his own well being

[@accountii6382]

Clean Chimera Nope

[@accountii6382]

Ps3Harrison Not true

[@averydestin]

Love how everyone else is like “oh DIO’s soo evil we’ve got to kill him” and Josuke’s just like “oof Morio’s in danger guess I’ll fight DIO too”

[@JosephFlores-yn4yi]

Dont forget about gappy

[@xiyaan5967]

WHICH ONE? XD

[@snowbringercult]

Funny how neither Josuke actually has a reason to fight DIO

[@umi_tao33]

His moms in Morioh as well as Okuyasu and Koichi and everyone else. I don't blame him for saying the whole town.

[@grandmasteryodamacewindu852]

@@snowbringercult how's the infinite death loop?

[@uzunami810]

Dio: Oi mate, wanna help me take over THE WORLD Valentie: Ay, sure mate (after a few seconds) Valentine: Wait... AMERICA IS PART OF THE WORLD

[@chadsaturday3300]

😂😂😂😂😂!! LOL!!

[@HMNCLunar]

More like "THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA!!"

[@dogeman100]

Tsynami ayo send me the link to your profile pic

[@cthpng9437]

American 😂😂😂

[@twistymcyeet3765]

Dio: *laughs in British*

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Valentine: "The one I'm here for is... you, Jotaro Kujo." Johnny: "B-but Valentine, I thought we had something special..."

[@martaolim3715]

*Sad crippled noises*

[@RNoctowl]

"No, i can't _stand_ seeing you here."

[@gnp7074]

Valentine: “I’ll do it later babe”

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

Valentine : "I need a man with working legs"

[@Yoloballmuncher22]

@@gnp7074 ah what

[@amarithecatmisc.9247]

Valentine: There's no time, so I'll be brief *Talks for eight minutes*

[@justinjakeashton]

I mean, imagine how long the unabridged version would've looked like.

[@fcnth]

It's like the napkin speech all over again

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Dio takes like 2 minutes to talk when he supposedly stops time for 5 seconds, so

[@samuelisaac4374]

💀💀

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

9:17 JoJo storyline in a nutshell.

[@funnyquarantine2858]

LOL 😂

[@hithere2667]

Y e s

[@Grug_Crood]

You can thank Dio for that

[@wolfgangkuro7976]

Everyone: *Says something heroic and noble* Josuke part 8: 14:32

[@vani_1cu369]

I choked on my cereal.

[@ethanvuong1465]

Thank you Gappy, very cool!

[@psyc733]

That's the whole plot of Part 8, right?

[@bright.light.sights933]

@@psyc733 the first plot point.

[@bright.light.sights933]

@MλresDλniel TV Same. I know I was somewhere else before I was in this body.

[@ricowilkins9188]

Random but why doesn't Josuke just heal Johnny's legs..

[@CharlieCat18]

Rico Wilkins omg I was gonna comment that!

[@pucciresetingthembobs5144]

Lmao

[@asifhossain8363]

@U-S.I.F Sa-ad it doesnt need to be something crazy diamond did lol Remember kid who fell down and broke his bones? CD fixed it Remember kira's hand CD fixed it Basically they arent fixing his leg because it serves as a character trait to johnny

[@bellaqua4324]

Johnny should've been able to walk at this point cause he already defeated valentine He could walk the moment he gets act 4

[@cursingqbert]

They really enjoy having his horse around.

[@Locksoli]

Valentine: once we bring dio into contact with the corpse of this world's dio, it'll all be over Jotaro and old Joseph: Oooh yeah... about that Valentine: Oh god dammit

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Locksoli ikr that would have been so easy lol

[@tobyjones7682]

counldn't they just use dio brando or diego brando though?

[@rebirthnext8634]

Or Jonathan...

[@shonnew]

@LELZz insta dead

[@matiasbansi8006]

@@tobyjones7682 They couldnd't they are from different eras, as Joseph asked it

[@kevinwilliam964]

Speedwagon be like Dang, I'm the only non Joestar

[@youraveragemachine1013]

Sinister Garbage he is more than strong enough,tho

[@kevinwilliam964]

IT'S SO FREAKING WEIRD he can beat any of the joestar

[@asobimasho3588]

@@kevinwilliam964 well it's like that cool uncle who doesn't understand much but it's always friendly and tries his best. So you invite him for a gud time. (Also he pays for everything your family destroys or wanna do.)

[@DrickRT]

Slow Dancer: Am i a jojoke to you?

[@adon732alex]

Speedwagon is best JoJo

[@JC-co8nw]

DIO : I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD WITHOUT THE JOESTARS IN IT! Valentine : I Just Want To Be The Best President Of America, man....

[@lylevillanueva8624]

JoJo's : *N O*

[@donquitaviousdemitrusbarrh5608]

Also DIO: continues to fuck and impregnate women with a joestars body

[@treyk4339]

Kita just wants to live a peaceful life

[@vin6665]

Kars: Ok whatever lets do this Kira: Well can you atleast give me some women hands after this exilharating big fight? DIO: WTF? Pucci: I love you dio please marry me Diavolo: give me the requiem arrow >:) Funny valentine: huh? I think ill join the joestars, i mean they're not that bad (except that fuckers johnny) i just want to make murica best country

[@pparisps5141]

Between all the jogo villains Valentine is the less bad one, I think that if he had to choose between psychopaths like kira and guys who want to take over and annihilate the whole world like Dio Pucci and Kars he would prefer to join the joestars since they would be the most logical decision having in mind that America is part of the world the other villains want to take over.

[@Niiue]

1:18 TWOH: i punch you GER: no TWOH: no GER: wait what-

[@Scazoid]

No u No u No

[@alam71us]

GER: no Over heaven: yes

[@Nick-du7cc]

@@alam71us Star platinum:No TWOH

[@moderncrusader1150]

Technically it isn't canon so........GER still the most op stand

[@TimeNVoid]

@@moderncrusader1150 in term of defensive stand yes. In term of speed and ability, *Meidu in Hebun noice*

[@satriosukarji1777]

Just get Turtlenareff. Go to a parallel world. Put that world's DIO to sleep using Chariot Requiem. Kidnap him. Throw him at Heaven Ascended DIO. Done.

[@PirateMatt-dz6gl]

Ralph Caz he couldn’t control sc requiem

[@satriosukarji1777]

PirateMatt 2020 It's automated, so it'll work still once you get the proper conditions in place.

[@NotMyRealName69]

Isnt Chariot Requiem dead? Like it and Polnareff split and they had to destroy it? And he is the turtle with the turtles stand now?

[@NotMyRealName69]

I ask the question why didnt Giornio requiem everybody up?

[@troglodude980]

@@NotMyRealName69 Star platinum requiem , ability pull literally anything out of your ass.

[@ESCjukebox]

I guess Giorno doesn't even know they're talking about his father...

[@accountii6382]

Kacsa He probably knows Jonathan is his father now

[@citruslllad]

Watch Kengan Ashura Nah, he does, he knew who DIO was. He just doesn't acknowledge the guy as a father tho

[@knee-deepin-doot8742]

“DIO is my father but he sure isn’t my daddy”- Giorno, probably

[@wellifailed392]

Giorno literally has a line that says "DIO is my father" when talking to Jonathan

[@EatDatButt445]

Jonotthan is his father not dio. Dio was just the head that’s it everything else was jonotthan his sperm meaning he has all of his traits.

[@moonlux3834]

0:15 I love how everyone else is standing but Johnny is just sitting on the ground

[@killabean990]

What's that to love about ?

[@grandmasteryodamacewindu852]

@@killabean990 Everything.

[@Alu_kardd]

and then he does a fuckin’ backflip onto his horse

[@seekingabsolution1907]

His legs literally don't work. he's disabled.

[@ProbablySolaire]

Then bro macho somersalts onto his horse from the front

[@bluehammermidget6728]

"wE cAn'T tRuSt vAlEnTiNe bEcUz hE KiLlEd mY bOyFrIeNd GyRo"

[@aqilrashidi1410]

No,why? Now the shippers are comming

[@Iloveamerica999]

Aqil Rashidi lol

[@AdmiraHax]

"Friend" is enough.

[@wolfmanrules1]

nO iTs HiS bEsT fRiEnD

[@RushedToma]

@@wolfmanrules1 No Its bros is the best term

[@hirxken7851]

15:00 Jotaro nods in disappointment He told her to stop callING HIM DAD

[@LuckiSir]

You can always count on Johnny to be the serious one. Very naicu

[@asobimasho3588]

It's SBR Johnny, he learnt his lessons. Haven't read Gappy but he's my favourite. His development is so great.

[@KeeveBlanco]

They could’ve just thrown Jonathan at Dio and it would have worked.

[@Solvernia]

Go on Jonathan take one for the team

[@lobisomemfacanha4817]

Just imagine all of the JoJos carrying Jonathan like a football champion and throwing him at Dio

[@wetraccs5747]

imagine a vampire running away from a group carrying a buff guy

[@John-Stark]

@@wetraccs5747 Glorious

[@jonathandelgado3755]

Being the self sacrificial hero he is, Jonathan probably would’ve used those Rugby skills and made a straight charge at Dio Leeroy Jenkins style. Lol.

[@Gabsboy123]

Johnny: I need to bring back Gyro Josuke 4: Morioh Town is in danger Joseph: This DIO guy sure sounds just as dangerous as the Pillar Men Josuke 8: I just want my memories back man

[@platinumact4821]

No need for the other Joestars. Speedwagon is enough

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

stupid joke

[@igbinedion6410]

Carlos Alberto Da Luz no

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

@@igbinedion6410 I will not waste my time on your childish tantrums.

[@Abdega]

Carlos Alberto Da Luz This is Jojo, you better throw all that seriousness out the window

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

​@@Abdega finally someone who is not a normie

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

Wait a sec, if two of the same things from different worlds disappear upon physical contact, then Jonathon better not touch Johnny and Duwang had better stay away from Gappy.

[@theaniquiler7248]

Lone Wolf The SJW not exactly, apparently they are from the same reality, I suppose that Johnny and Gappy were created after the reset of the universe.

[@MrEddieKiller]

So in case of Pucci`s power then in reality is like something Joseph and Old Joseph? A power that affects a world timeline and not transport counterparts from diferent dimensions?

[@primaharianto1377]

No. Because they are completely different person. It's different from DIO's case because basically it's still the same DIO but just in different reality.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

Yuuki Kuroutarou jonathan and johnny is not the same person and josuke 8 is half kira and they are from another reality where evenrone in the OG tinpmeline didnt exits so i guess it just work

[@samcolvett6752]

Josuke and Gappy aren't counterparts, Josuke and Norisuke are counterparts

[@bootleg_]

Valentine: I want to do what's best for this country and its people! Johnny: BULLSHIT! HE CLEARLY WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD HIMSELF

[@aboiontheinternet507]

So true

[@psychospeech6189]

With Jonny on this one. Valentine was a scumbag

[@susie1175]

If Johnny also knew about the whole Lucy incident, things would get ugly really fast

[@Tagmon]

Why couldn't they just Kidnap Part 1 Dio and bring him to DIO Over Heaven, I'm pretty sure that would do the trick efficiently. Sure DIO Over Heaven is using Johnathan's body, but the head is 100% Dio.

[@Bermuda809]

that would probably chang the timeline

[@Tagmon]

Joke Of The Day Shit, that's a good point

[@duskbringer4583]

Oh right, DIO had his body...

[@omegashinobi]

Uncle Frank because he hasn't had children yet.... So no more Jojo

[@funkmantim2661]

what about traveling in time to between after the fight between dio and jotaro, right after jorato kills dio, the guys pop in, grab the body, pop out, throw it at dio, and dio is destroyed by dio, simple as that

[@DJ-po4mt]

14:32 how about taking a look to your left.

[@luaminguante2885]

He isn't even related to Josuke though

[@DJ-po4mt]

Lua na I was dumb before 😂

[@broster9211]

Valentine: I want your help Johnny: Aw shit. Here we go again.

[@hue_lord_4208]

If Dio can re-write reality, then why hasn't he made a stand alone Obi wan Kenobi starring Ewan McGregor yet?

[@lobisomemfacanha4817]

Dio is a complete bastard, he was the one who re-wrote reality and made the disney sequels

[@johnnygyro2295]

@@lobisomemfacanha4817 The Madman!

[@azdeigames]

You predicted it!

[@hue_lord_4208]

@@azdeigames the madlad actually did it. tbh, I completely forgot about this comment until you replied to it, so thanks for making me remember this absolute 5-head prediction, lol.

[@airwreckshaun8589]

😐

[@Realisthicc]

me seeing all the joestars together: OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER *speedwaifu appears* me: JEEESUS

[@ThatDragonGuy]

Tusk Act 4: Who called?

[@ftoast289]

6:28 “He’s obviously got some ulterior motive!” “Everything I’ve been telling you is true.” Yeah, that’ll do it.

[@charlieGee64]

Speedwagon is the most powerfull Jojo

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

he's not a jojo

[@kumorinotclickbait]

@@carlosalbertodaluz5276 r/woooosh

[@Acyde1.0]

Lmfao

[@NEUTR0NDANCE]

I hate how Johnny has Koichi's voice and Josuke has some other voice

[@blake8671]

Johnny’s voice is perfect, Josuke’s anime voice is better than the game

[@dabeetlejuice]

@@revbladez5773 tbh i'd like it more if they used johnathans VA again just like they did with diego and dio

[@SimplyHawa]

ChampWolf Yeah, that’s what I imagined when reading the manga

[@MR-ez8hh]

Rev BladeZ Johnny Joestar is just when koichi was adopted by jotaro confirmed

[@procrastinatkivaz]

*kaji yuki*

[@justoneguy2487]

13:29 - Father and Son (and alt universe Father) 14:08 - Father and Son (and Speedwaggon) 15:01 - Father and Daughter

[@cameronjr8]

Jonathan and Giorno? In a way, yeah.

[@justoneguy2487]

@@cameronjr8 Giorno came from Jonathan's nutsack. He has the Joestar birthmark and he has the face of a Joestar according to very reliable Koichi (when he says to Jotaro that Giorno in the photo looks like him). That tells me enough of the DNA in the sperm was largely Jonathan's and DIO hadn't corrupted it enough yet

[@cameronjr8]

Just One Guy Last month, I FaceTimed Phillip Reich (voice of Giorno Giovanna). I asked him if he met Patrick Seitz and Johnny Yong Bosch and he told me he met Patrick Seitz (voice of Dio) but he never met Johnny Yong Bosch (voice of Jonathan Joestar).

[@justoneguy2487]

@@cameronjr8 interesting

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@cameronjr8 amazing

[@ProfessorHX-tc5ss]

Jonathan: Mom says its my time on the XBOX DIO! Dio: *Smacks Jonathan and runs away* WRYYYYYYY

[@awsmdude12345]

Johnny: WE CANT TRUST WHAT HE SAYS Valentine: I am telling the truth Everyone else: yea, I think he's telling the truth... Johnny: 😫

[@antoniorand1833]

Waifu Valentine

[@theonlychickensama8353]

antoniorand best jo girl

[@jimkas3606]

@@theonlychickensama8353 Joseph is best Jo-girl

[@josue0001]

@@virtualinsanity589 lol

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

he's not a fucking woman to be called waifu, and doen't start saying he's a woman because he's not.

[@AudiZYX]

@@carlosalbertodaluz5276 he's the manliest man to ever man

[@d.n5287]

I like how slow dancer acts as a soap box for Johnny to raise himself upon so he can vent his frustration to everyone

[@mustafa1484]

Valentine: Yo lets use DIO body to kill DIO Jotaro: About that...

[@MortanAMrk]

all the joestars and then speedwagon. perfect

[@justnuttedinasock2054]

Mortan Árting Mørk speedwagon and then all the joestars*

[@andrewadachi9306]

I hope they keep the same voice actor for Funny valentine.Cause he just sounds so good. But most often they don’t keep the same voice actors in the anime which is a shame none the less I’m still hopeful

[@bundthead]

Andrew Adachi Ikrrr saaameeee 👌😩

[@Kossestu]

I think josuke giorno and diavolo were better in the anime But I'll doubt you can have a more fitting voice for Valentine, and Johnny and Gyro

[@jayck7686]

@@Kossestu EOH Jonny is anime Koichi

[@theultimatehomiegsenior3058]

@@jayck7686 this proves that koichi is a true joestar

[@imaginary9588]

*VALENTINE WAS THE TRUE HERO OF PART 7*

[@VJ-jq2vu]

When Johnny said 🅱️ALENTINE.. I felt that

[@maskedredstonerproz]

He actually said barentine, Because the V and L don't exist in Japanese

[@mattmarino-ut4yw]

Surprised the never touched on the other protagonists, johnny was focused in on this scene

[@neopolitan21]

Valentine:"There isnt much time,so I will make it brief" Valentine: *proceeds to talk for about 9 minutes*

[@taboolado]

*video starts* Lol poor Jhonny he's here on the floor. How's he going to sit in the horse? Since i only read the manga the 'spin' he does to jump in the horse looks legit *0:46** Spin to jump in thr horse* Ok. Those arms are strong with this one. Even Gyro envy your spin technique.

[@raawesome3851]

You mean Julius Caesar Zeppeli?

[@wellifailed392]

He could have just used his stand...

[@taboolado]

@@wellifailed392 you mean tusk?

[@Z3Milesky]

He's like Lorian you know

[@retro3098]

To think this all happened coz a dog called Danny died

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

all this because of a dog, just like John Wick

[@chillby4198]

Because of a driver

[@Red-Lemon]

Because a fucking carriage driver made a mistake

[@ilijansmokovski]

So Valentine had the opportunity to choose from every JoJo and instead of going for Johhny or Giorno who have near infinite power and crazy good abillities, he went for Jotaro

[@jemswhy7382]

Ahem. Jonathan could just hug dio and dio would die bcuz dio is using jonathan's body

[@shouzeki8202]

But... Jonathan would also die

[@jemswhy7382]

@@shouzeki8202 Its a great sacrifice

[@shouzeki8202]

I think we can agree the poor boy has suffered enough already

[@fourthhorsemendeath218]

I'm a simple man....I see all the Jojos together in one place, I cream my pants

[@rras6441]

And Speedwagon, especially Speedwagon

[@ProjektTaku]

joestar reasons for fighting dio jonathan: He's caused so much pain to my life and my family. joseph: That bastard stole my grandfathers body and has haunted my family. jotaro: This guy has caused so many wrongs in the world, and to my life. josuke: Uhh morioh's in danger I guess so I gotta fight yhis guy. Giorno: I must overcome my father to truly control my destiny. jolyne: This guy ruined my life and killed my friends. johnny: He's basically diego, so I have to stop him. josuk8: I just want plant man.

[@foldabotZ]

0:15 All of the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~JOs!! And Speedwagon.

[@yorunoraida]

Johnny hurts my feelings

[@Jacksontrooper777]

How?

[@Hunk_Streams]

Speedwagon, the 9th JoJo

[@Hepbuz]

naaah fam he was the first and the best

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

he's not a fucking jojo

[@imbiggerthanyou3660]

Honorary jojo

[@thewormsalad]

Speedwagon: I may be late with this but that was a weird converstion. Speedwagon is such a gem xD

[@lilmya-nee-4686]

I Just Love How Speedwagon is Always a Plot Relevant Character. In The Manga, In The Anime And in This Game.

[@LazyAndFabulous]

Jonathan (In his brain): WHAT IN HEAVENS IS EVEN HAPPENING? All I know is that Dio is just a young brother with his hope to take over the world as vampire! How did the vampire event become this?

[@gfrzcr9982]

0:19 legs.exe booting up Approximate time: *FOREVER*

[@pnayangel1089]

Valentine: someone has to learn his ability Jotaro:some one call kakyion

[@spooksahoy5097]

I just love how all the JoJos are questioning Valentine meanwhile Señor Speedweed is just sitting there in the background

[@schaefer76]

"There's no time, so I'll be brief." *Talks for over 10 minutes*

[@shinyjuni7]

"Oh cool! All joestar is here!" . . . "Wait a fucking min.... Is that speedwagon?"

[@brunoveloso5693]

Game:Phantasy Star Online 2 Great job KZbin....

[@aqn01]

01:51 jotaro: my ability? i just punch really hard and my stand its the same type..

[@gfrzcr9982]

*[THE WORLD REQIUEM OVER HEAVEN ACT 5 ft. Epitaph]*

[@jbgra2566]

I liked Giorno's voice in the game more than in the anime. On the other hand, I'm glad Josuke's voice was changed for the anime.

[@jmanjman2685]

The one villain to actually work against DIO

[@izumimiu1203]

By this logic Jonathan and Dio would cancel each other out, wouldn't they?

[@SorchaSublime]

Nah, with the amount of time that dio has had johnathans body the ship of thesius logic applies. After about 7 years all of the cells in your body that you had 7 years ago have been replaced, the only exception being brain cells. There isn't a single original johnathan cell left

[@tylerlee328]

Part 3: Uses “same type of stand “ to explain Jotaro’s ass pull Fans: Kinda lame but cool fight EoH: Uses “same type of stand” to explain Jotaro’s ass pull Fans: ........aight once was enough....

[@kakateboi42]

2:23 he said it he said the thing *insert doyaa~n airhorn sound

[@ThunderingSkies-w8h]

Valentine's attempt to fight Heaven Ascension DIO in this game makes me feel like he's not an antagonist at all

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

Well he is the antagonist. He's what you can call the heroic antagonist.

[@johnnygyro2295]

Valentine's an antagonist sure, but in this situation he's the lesser of two evils.

[@jamretro1336]

13:30 Giorno is technically standing between his two dads.

[@sonpanchan]

I would really like a manga/OVA type of adaptation of this story since I think it could make for a more interesting story once it's more character focused (Josuke's relationship with the Josephs, Jolyne getting to bond more with young Jotaro, Giorno realizing he's also a Joestar through Jonathan, how Joseph and Jonathan react to each other and not having Stands or developing them, etc...) than it being tailored for a video game. Also I get part 3 Jotaro being the main hero, especially when it comes to a story within a video game, but IMO it would be more interesting if it was a JoJo joint effort that defeats DIO.

[@MiguelAngel-nj5tf]

speedwaifu 😲

[@carlosalbertodaluz5276]

shut the fuck up

[@Papriqa]

How is this still the main world if Pucci reset it? Or is the SBR universe and Phantom Blood universe still technically the "main world"?

[@jorgenitales412]

over heaven stands and D4C fucked up reality really BAD this time. DIO with his over heaven and pucci with his made in heaven and D4C(unintentional) made this whole mess. in the moment DIO over heaven meet valetine, time and space got fucked up beyond recognition.

[@rockytokyo]

The universe that SBR and Jojolion takes place in wasn't actually created by Pucci fucking with time, it's just an alternate universe.

[@housinengi9512]

since basicly we have no confirmation since we only seen others we never seen Jotaro other version just his daughter irene unless we see both in part 8 or 9 its a different alternte world then that one

[@rockytokyo]

Housin Engi Dude, Kira in Part 8 is alternate universe Jotaro.

[@housinengi9512]

so then yeah i thought he was just kira from part four since he has killer queen then i just looked it up and your right since his mother s holy joestar. so then that universe pucci made means nothing then since the kira is to younge to be a father of an 18 year old girl who going to ask for her father permission

[@silverwheelchairiot6525]

I have a theory Jotaro's ability is the ability to evolve. When he can't win a fight his stand evolves to allow him to win. That's what made star finger and time stop a thing. His stand evolves and gains a new ability to match the power of an enemy. He says "It's because we have a similar stand" because he doesn't know. After a period of time the new ability weakens explaining how time stop was worse in diamond is unbreakable. He then found a need for it again so he evolved to have it last longer before it went away. He had no need for star finger anymore so he never did it after or could do it again. This is why star platinum is so op.

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

So he's basically a Super Saiyan?

[@theultimatehomiegsenior3058]

i dont think he "loses" the abillity i think he just gets out of practise with it

[@ahmed4363]

thats technically how stands work Stands do in fact evolve (Koichi- Echoes act 1-3, Kira - Bites the Dust) with their user you could also technically count requiem but i dont really think it counts

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

I uh still wonder how tf Johnny just got on the horse like fWHHEEEEP 💀

[@stopify2091]

the answer is "spin"

[@nick9115]

0:47 10/10 animation

[@Nicofaster21]

joseph said that he was standing next to his old version, but old joseph isnt there lul

[@accountii6382]

Nicofaster 21 I think he’s in the turtle

[@thesilly3950]

0:47 and this is how you get on a horse everybody

[@amaulana090]

Valentine just pulled a Johnny on Johnny

[@c.u.b.e6961]

Everyone: im doing this for my family and friends... Josuke 8: i just want to know who i am Speedwagon: m o a r h a t

[@KichiJc]

Everyone: fights dio cause how dangerous he is. Josuke4: oh morioh is also part of the world Josuke8: lol idk who i am but ok

[@aclevernickname8560]

I fucking love Valentine's voice.

[@Deadsphere]

Valentine: It's over, Jotaro! I have the high ground! Jotaro: You underestimate my power!

[@shag6242]

Jonathan sitting there acting like he knows what Valentine is talking about

[@jamvously7170]

Valentine : "Look at my stand. It can clone me and go to Alternate Universes." Jotaro : "So it's the same type as Star Platinum." Valentine : "What?" Jotaro : *proceeds to clone himself so that they can beat Funny Valentine to death.*

[@deprecatedchannel3877]

Here we see 9 people of the same family,2 from another universe.The first 2 have breathing powered sun powers,while all the others have ghosts with punchy abilities and some other abilities. They go in order like this: Friendly english schoolboy from the 1800s. Guy who defeated 3(and launched another into space) vampire gods. Guy who beat up a vampire with the body of his great great grandfather(our first guy).Also got helped by our 2nd guy,who is his grandfather. Highschooler who is the illegitimate son of our 2nd guy. Some mafia boss who wants to stop drugs. Also the son of the vampire that our 3rd guy beat up. Daughter of vampire beater. Alternate universe first guy - now a cripple horseracer. Some dude with 4 balls. And they're fighting the president of the US (from an alternate universe),sent by the ultimate version of vampire guy.

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Valentine did nothing wrong

[@lylevillanueva8624]

But in SBR. He made murder. Not in this Game. He became normal guy.

[@cmydagger9761]

Why do people say this when he forced himself on a 14 year old girl, and tried to trick Johnny into believing he would bring Gyro back at the end of part 7.

[@greywalker505]

@@cmydagger9761 They probably say it ironically/sarcastically.

[@yakthekuza7296]

Firm & Dry Why we acting like valentines the worst villain? Like y’all forget dio made a mother eat her baby.

[@duckentity4515]

0:47 lets make this a deal boys, we keep this a secret underworld meme

[@AXCWZ]

8:48 i love this part

[@brunobucciriati.129]

All: staying at cool poses and talking* Jos8ke: looks on random places and silents*

[@danielsuveges7120]

So he has the reality stone

[@holywater7813]

Giorno: So, it's the opposite type of stand as Gold Experience Requiem

[@A_Nobbit]

Valentine 2020

[@garrisonjones1827]

not my idea of family bonding but with the joestars that must be a different story