JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven - All Morioh Cafe Deux Magots Animations

[@iiikaruz]

Broke: Trish is crouching under the table just to recreate an iconic scene from the manga. Woke: *TRISH IS A PILLAR MAN*

[@orangegouice]

Bespoke: All the Pillar Men are Trish

[@zenmanlovesgames9906]

What’s this about the Column Fellows?

[@thecuttlekid2758]

AYYAYAYAYAYYYY

[@FlamesTheCyndaquil]

@@axellea1592 *coochie*

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@axellea1592 So, Donatella was a Pillar Woman all along?

[@imunoriginal382]

Most of them: *drinking* Some of them: *hiding* Diavolo: *legs of steel*

[@indigoon9635]

Johnny: brush brush yeet

[@malospros2757]

Pucci: Yummy

[@vcsa681]

N'Doul and Bucciarati: *Existencial crisis*

[@Emer4ld_6]

Also Stroheim: steel legs and hand twisting

[@hyliandoctor]

Concrete, actually.

[@perky8390]

EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS RELAXED.

[@samlevy8385]

How do you like your steak

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

He didn't look very relaxed when he was reading that paper.

[@scarletrosekat9444]

Sam Levy bloody and full of knives *Just like my women*

[@Friendlybot9000]

perky's animations Speedwagon. Like the only character to have a normal and average death at an old age.

[@Alex-uq1el]

VGamingJunkie Really makes you wonder what he was reading about.

[@zombyjano]

I love how Diavolo just *slams* his feet on the table, what a boss. I mean, he's literally the boss but like also in that he's cool- look you get the point.

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

Every villain has standards, even DIO atleast sits right, but diavolo just doesn't gives a shit about manners

[@rachelmiller1464]

Diavolo also didn't order anything from the cafe, which is very befitting for his paranoiac nature.

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

@@rachelmiller1464 "What is this shit coffee!? Give me genuine Italian latte!"

[@deanfernandes7604]

@@felipecosta-kv2fx -Ghiaccio

[@aerodynamo4874]

The table making metal impact noises is what killed me

[@kbwouldlovethis8790]

“Can you just sit down in the chair like a normal person?” The pillar men (and Trish): *I refuse*

[@mellowhateseverybodyandals1289]

LIKE. THE JOBE GETS DONE, RIGHT? BUT IT'S LIKE YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT THE SAME WAY WE DO. BUT YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO?

[@DerpnightGD]

@@mellowhateseverybodyandals1289 Daga Kotowaru

[@Arts1197]

U forgot *JOHNNY*

[@DatboiJonsey]

@@Arts1197 and Ceasar

[@NirYuZy]

@@Arts1197 he will take too long to sit in that chair

[@klodpraisor]

Plot twist: This Cafe was actually owned by Abbacchio. Edit: WTF just came back after 2 years and this apparently exploded

[@bizarreutahraptor]

2:20 No wonder Rohan looks disgusted from drinking it then, *IT'S ABBACCHIO'S ITALIAN PISS*

[@mihaiioc.3809]

@@bizarreutahraptor Giorno's drinking animation looks a bit too familiar

[@IvaOrt]

So that white streak on the "tea" is... OH MY GOD!!!

[@grisebarbus5683]

Okuyasu is into some wierd stuff besides MILF hunting then

[@noir_kinnie7872]

NOOO

[@russellhtf6969]

Nobody: Caesar: *JUMPS UP 20 FEET TO SIT IN THE CHAIR*

[@kninehimltman]

😆 LOL

[@SelfDrivingBagel]

0:24

[@honestylies1235]

That's a mood if I've ever seen one

[@teri4978]

Just his hobby, finding the weirdest way to get onto a chair

[@cesarfernandezherranz9345]

I was like: "Somebody teach that guy how to sit normally". XD

[@friendlyneighbourhoodbisex4811]

everyone: sitting down, being cautious or drinking their tea Akira: *its time for some METAL*

[@ZombieFighter95]

I love how Caesar is doing his pretentious jump sit.

[@scarletrosekat9444]

Me too

[@thecreep7147]

Yeah but zeppeli doesn't

[@SummonerOrthan]

Really LOL that cracked me up

[@vestaflame2003]

CEEEEASAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

[@THEInkedPotassium]

shiza ... SHIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D'''''''X

[@SanctimoniaFeatherdove]

i can't believe i was entertained by a montage of 50+ people sitting at a table

[@Honeyxilim]

+Sanctimonia Featherdove i can't believe people have actually done 50+ animations of people sitting at a table

[@greendragonfly4726]

+Honeyxilim NOT JUST NORMAL PEOPLE..... XD

[@redblueandgray]

+Honeyxilim "Sitting" might be a stretch for some of them

[@mr.yolitz4038]

redblueandgray Yeah, I chugged some damn wine.

[@rubyy.7374]

I can’t believe I was entertained by a bunch of muscular dudes posing for three seasons.

[@TreTheEchidna]

I love how everyone,including the villains has the manners to push the chair back in even when they don't sit in it

[@Markusplier2]

The Nerd-Bot pet shop

[@Bingo440]

Everyone in part 6 didn't except for Jolyne and Pucci.

[@ja-nice6871]

@@Bingo440 yea but they didnt even move the chair a single inch

[@Cteklite2]

And old Joseph....

[@thespokenparrot2259]

Ace Wulf and part 1 dio

[@elemento0771]

3:11 I love how jolyne is going full on jotaro mode

[@leirbag1595]

Pretty ironic, given that Jotaro's own table manners were pretty polite.

[@NicholasVetter-sy8io]

Like father, like daughter

[@zezinhosan1]

Trish was a pillar man all along!

[@--baphomet]

Nani!

[@euanrouch3050]

So, let me just set the record straight. The Pillar Men were pulling guard duty. Trish was just paranoid. Remember that she's the daughter of a Mafia Don, and like any good, much less competent Don, has eyes absolutely everywhere.

[@MrGksarathy]

Euan Rouch Also, she only drinks French water.

[@xgongivittoya1931]

@@euanrouch3050 it's just a joke, shut the fuck up

[@capndank]

@@xgongivittoya1931 he was just explaining the obvious you asshole

[@ResuriZ]

N'doul's is probably my favorite, he sits down, looks as if he's contemplating all the mistakes he's made in his life, and then stands up and walks away probably still having an internal crisis

[@paintermonster6209]

Same for Burno

[@TheCarlosCobain]

The Salmon He's probably my favourite character in the game

[@user-yi5vt9iy2x]

He can't see He is bliiiiiind

[@birdsniffer4762]

fugo too

[@user-je2ox6fw7z]

Salmon Man then joshu just looks like he’s fucking depressed when he sits down.

[@Netherman14TheHellblazer]

Part 1 Dio: Just drinks straight from the bottle Part 3 Dio: Sits down, twirls the cup and drinks.

[@johnnysalery7383]

RedNether I'd say DIO gained a bit of class during his 100 year slumber lol

[@Lysand3r]

Because he gain the body of a gentleman

[@zzz43344]

@@johnnysalery7383 Yup

[@vcsa681]

Part 1 Dio: Semi-Gentleman Part 3 Dio: Fuckboy Vampire

[@shizumaakira]

cнaracтer developмenт вe like

[@thegamerator10]

I like how young Joseph opens his bottles with Hamon.

[@imreallytired7335]

Love how Jotaro takes a dainty sip then slams down the cup. Love how Josuke gives a lil smile after he takes a drink. But the best is easily Valentine shotgunning a beer like a true patriot.

[@bensell982]

The best iw probably jonathan blowing on his tea first

[@whateveryasaypal5022]

What about Johnny literally just brushing his teeth?

[@nim4464]

@@whateveryasaypal5022 i thought he was biting the sides of his nails

[@161friends]

what about.. koichi? he was so,, happ 🥺🥺

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

Okuyasu and Gyro: Am I a Joke to you?

[@Giganotti]

This cafe is called, "You've got five seconds".

[@jovanekiii]

"5 seconds of screentime that is."

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@jovanekiii no

[@the_soulless_joe8751]

@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 *Y E S*

[@kagisomoulaudi157]

Morimorimoro motion cafe

[@ThisIsAHandleIGuess]

"5 seconds before death"

[@sniddler9114]

What noise does a person make when drinking? Normal people: slurp or gulp Eyes of Heaven: SQUERLCH

[@thegreatkingdedede7391]

CHLIUWORP

[@SomePotatoMan]

I don’t mean to be that guy but I think the sound of something being swallowed

[@thegreatkingdedede7391]

@@SomePotatoMan what they are doing sounds more like they're swallowing someONE, not like...a sip of tea

[@stealthlock6634]

Good spelling

[@duncan279]

in the ratatouille ps2 game the same exact sound played when if jumped and landed on something squishy 😰 i’m worried that i remember this

[@l.s.d.8728]

I love this detail: 2:34 Kira before bites za dasto drinks in a hurry because he needs to hide, kira kosaku drinks relaxed because she has all the time in the world.

[@Skel5306]

I think that the first kira looks at his watch because sheer heart attack is taking too long. (Like in the anime)

[@wasdkug_tr]

"she" 💀

[@ashlynnlylim]

She/Her Kira for real

[@wasdkug_tr]

@@ashlynnlylim I just realised that 💀

[@lordflarus]

@@wasdkug_tr “Yeah, she!”

[@shonenheaven]

Did I seriously stay here and watch 4 minutes of jojo characters drinking / relaxing?

[@setsunadrive3709]

Yes. But it's ok because I did too.

[@DialingDock2]

You're not alone

[@justaguy5855]

I don’t know why it’s entertaining

[@tdec8174]

Yes

[@missy.j07]

Yep...ya sure did hun...

[@KindredKompany]

2:11 I like how the chair is taller than Koichi

[@haydst3rs465]

I like how Joseph turned away once the camera saw him

[@savibuluwana6274]

But is it as reliable?

[@KindredKompany]

Savi Buluwana Only if you’re Polnareff

[@bonkieblues9119]

2:12 here you go

[@vcsa681]

How about shigechi then? He literally need to jump in the table

[@Ebilbacon88]

Everyone else: Ah, time for me to relax. Akira: YO LEMME JUST SHRED A RIFF REAL QUICK

[@TrueJediLegend]

Ebilbacon88 What the fuck were The Pillar Men doing?

[@coolunclesip858]

TrueJediHero when they got their first introduction

[@scarletrosekat9444]

I'm pretty sure Jotaro didn't look relaxed

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Jotaro just slams the cup down and shifts his eyes like he's expecting someone to sneak up on him.

[@scarletrosekat9444]

MetroidJunkie ,,he's expecting someone to sneak up on him'' that actually made me laugh

3:50 i love how akira just dancing vibin with his guitar

[@Sp8ed_D8m6n]

​@@Jcproductions489 are you blind? Look at the back of diego to the right.

[@lous7458]

Tequila Joseph has jiggle physics. My life is now complete.

[@nikolaibeliski1309]

Lou S he used his Hamon to open the bottle

[@doofmovie8166]

he’s talking about tequila josephs fake tits

[@0f44]

What the hell-

[@Stokaiserrr]

2:12 let's talk about Joseph in the background

[@an_intruder4]

Joseph: OW SH- CAMERA IS HERE!

[@DiefliegendeNUSS]

@@cringemachine1953 new comment bruh

[@justletmechangemynamegodda5156]

Joseph instantly turns around in depression due to the fact that Koichi didn't have his morning coffee with him

[@mrshadowmask5293]

Ah he isnt supposed to see that i faked being old for tomoko to not be attached.

[@painfish208]

Asserting his dominance by t-posing, no less.

[@sirrolls2133]

The fact that there are 2 different iggys disturbs me

[@stevepensando2593]

One is an alternate skin

[@kiloklavdi1185]

One is ori and one is meth addict

[@Noedelk1p]

Not FBI u are right

[@octaviolopez7475]

Ugly iggy and ugly but kind of less ugly iggy

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Realistic Iggy and More Human Iggy

[@NitrousSeason]

2:11 the way joseph was stalking koichi in the back and as soon as the camera pans to him he just looks away 💀💀

[@Benito675]

"the press can't know about my relationship with Tomoko"

[@calicobagels]

LMAO

[@jin_cotl]

Probably a weird mechanic bug

[@conntoons_4848]

oh my god lmao

[@elimsas312]

Wn recién me doy cuenta 😂😂

[@what3374]

Morioh cafe: Everyone else: slorp Pillar men: *p o s e t i m e b o i s*

[@Someguywithafixedhumor]

Trish: I M. I N. T O O

[@azulhidalgoherrera2845]

Fugo: get my good side

[@prodbyndl]

Akira: my man this riff is dope

[@itsmanusia9135]

Hol horse: get out I want smoke here

[@giannapop]

Diavolo: Look at my new shoes

[@possum4897]

3:50 when you're trying to enjoy some coffee and someone just does a sick guitar solo behind you

[@Y_LRD_]

Spooky Ghosty It be like that

[@afro_corndawg]

Sorry had to unlike your at 100

[@darxsaberzz]

Lol

[@grey8478]

he's getting up to beat the shit out of him

[@COOLSKELETON-ws2vl]

He wanted to get back to the concert

[@myashykneecaps]

0:00 Jonathan: *sits down sipping tea in a gentlemanly manner* Joseph: *shooting Kakyoin in background*

[@myashykneecaps]

Also at 3:33 wtf was Johnny doing

[@robertlupa8273]

@@myashykneecaps He's brushing his teeth. Using the Spin. Mundane Made Awesome

[@myashykneecaps]

robert lupa oh ok thanks I was wondering what he was doing

[@skrystelle]

Mans really had a tommy gun on him

[@beebboody9314]

0:02

[@riversduvall1176]

I love how Diavolo is so abrasive as to put his feet on the table, but then has enough common courtesy to still push his chair back in

[@KweenofRats]

Inside you there are two wolves, one who puts his feet on the table and another who pushes the chair in

[@pebblenoodles225]

Other anime fan service: Lewd moments and busty characters JoJo fan service:

[@datpoyo4900]

JoJo fan service is Better Than Seeing Any Lewd Girl

[@casuallysuffering8819]

We require the T E A

[@Viharamahadevi111]

Jojo is so crazy, fan service is just them acting normal.

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

That's the reason why I like JoJo and how it's not some sterytipical anime

[@326inminecraft]

Casually Suffering here’s your cup full of piss

[@manicscrunkly]

2:20 rohan just going "ew" even if the café is ok is the most rohan thing ever

[@nayelivalenciana2304]

IKR

[@kaijuofbrawlstars2634]

Nah hamom was there thats why he SAID E2WWW

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Rohan and Squidward would probably get along beautifully

[@conciliatoryexpressions3650]

@@vanguardRailgun924 Holy shit he's literally the Squidward to Josuke's and Okuyasu's SpongeBob and Patrick

[@unweyrandommas.]

Zeppeli at the background: LOOK AT ME MOM IM FAMOUS

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Other games: *BADASS MOVE SET COMPILATION* JoJo: Watch every character sit down and drink mysterious fluids in very _bizarre_ ways.

[@Noedelk1p]

Just like hol horse

[@Yeeeee639]

Jojo's Bizarre Tea

[@safiy60]

*mysterious fluids*

[@miker0tch_]

"Mysterious Fluids"

[@hornyanddepressed6805]

I mean... Nowadays Dragon Ball and Naruto games are just platformers

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

There's so much passion and detail in this game, all these references are great!

[@bruhford3954]

Even drinking is a JoJo reference lol

[@MrTeacherDO]

Help, Johnny can't even get on a seat

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Don't need a chair to... brush your teeth with the Spin?

[@aepheixa]

Get him a stepping stool

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

He should just stand up and sit down. Silly Johnny.

[@KhakiCap]

2:36 "Why is Heart Attack taking so long?"

[@KyanBladez]

Ondřej Zástěra *act 3 freeze*

[@filiphonegr6462]

Čau

[@picklehat1455]

*looks at the ambulance and gets literal heart attack*

[@superfox7274]

*sheer heart attack*: im stuck here help me

[@时光-e7s]

“BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN”

[@giornogiovannia3750]

Everyone else:Relaxing time! Akira: **loud guitar sound** Johnny: *trauma*

[@Sonicher2000]

He was actually brushing his teeth

[@woobgamer5210]

With his finger? Also the man can't stand up

[@Sonicher2000]

@@woobgamer5210 Yes, with his finger

[@actung4044]

Or 2nd Kosaku kira: *heart attack* then sip

[@Dannybythebanana]

@@woobgamer5210 Johnny uses the spin to brush his teeth for... some reason?

[@naniyoda6615]

2:50 When mista is sitting down pay attention to the bushes that is next to him, there are “4” of them.

[@blu445]

OuhHHh Mah GAHD OUhh NOoOU!

[@gaminyte]

Part 3 Dio: *civilized wine sipping Part 1 Dio: Gimme the bottle.

[@flyingorange2482]

Its because of the Jonathan body

[@mix3k818]

Part 1 Dio is just like his father.

[@krophen6841]

He get the table manner from Jonathan's body

[@Pipi_Gaeming]

@@krophen6841 yes

[@NoBop2000]

Dio mellows out a bit by the time part 3 happens.

[@researcher5561]

Okuyasu: *drinks coffee* Okuyasu later: *M Y D I A R R H E A I S A L L B E T T E R !*

[@mr.technicalisolate9188]

Lol

[@nhequita]

That was tonio’s special coffee

[@artibixi5397]

t r u e

[@thatmetalgearrisingfan8195]

THE SPERM BANK TRIP

[@Anti_Racist696]

@@thatmetalgearrisingfan8195 cursed

[@EXFalchion]

jojo characters asmr

[@kathawino3008]

leaked footage

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Indeed

[@danolix]

Hi exfalchion

[@mihaiioc.3809]

@@danolix that comment is 2 years old

[@mgc9965]

mihaiio C. Yea, but he still around

[@CasualRobloxPlayerLolz]

3:06 𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗅𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗅 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗋

[@IdkIdk-vm4dm]

Ah yes, the stand of Formaggio's rival [BIG FEET], the ability to enlarge anything it cuts

[@roberteospeedwagon3526]

I, Speedwagon, pull out a comically large newspaper.

[@kingcrimson7252]

Nice

[@Power-xl8vh]

Nice

[@SosigNPC]

Nice

[@nightshade8953]

3:32 ahegao pucci

[@Turk1987]

Good

[@crudknight]

2:34 Kira is still wondering why Shear Heart Attack is taking so long

[@sameerhasan8101]

Lol yep

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Same

[@mauro6094]

@honey wheres my killua zoldyck femboy hentai? wtf with your pfp

[@mauro6094]

@honey wheres my killua zoldyck femboy hentai? and wtf with your name

[@handmethatpochitussy]

@@mauro6094 what do you mean?

[@vidixuela]

2:57 Fugo: I used to drink tea with the gang :'(

[@DariusGOLaru]

Me wanting to hang out with the gang but not wanting to at the same time:

[@buglab2285]

*piss

[@wellifailed392]

Instead I had to become a little pussy

[@wellifailed392]

@@buglab2285 btw, you hair looks like a deflated football

[@gigatronusprime]

@@wellifailed392 za Warudo away before h-

[@anonymouscommentator7995]

I cant get over the pillar men And fugo just looks like "naptime" "Oh wait never mind" And gyro's was cute

[@WeeabossVA]

Diavolo's pose was so baller

[@bryanytgamingandps3bryanyt205]

Weeaboss THIS IS BETTER 3:33

[@deltaknight2764]

*P U R E A U T H O R I T Y*

[@TheMegaregister]

BOSS

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

*THUNK* *THUNK*

[@theamazingspiderwuss4236]

Jumbo Baggins CLANK CLANK diavolo out here sounding like it should be mixed in with stroheims animation

[@luminary.stardust]

3:49 akira just vibing in the background

[@ginabusch1330]

LOL

[@aribmx8351]

LOL I SAW HIM VIBING

[@Pipi_Gaeming]

LOL

[@ginabusch1330]

E

[@Power-xl8vh]

Lol

[@johnpaulkeller5450]

wammu, Kars, esidisi, it's called a chair, YOU SIT IN IT.

[@mihaiioc.3809]

Trish : i don't think so

[@confusedjay717]

Kars, Esidisi, Wamuu and Trish: Who is a chair?

[@ghostmiyu]

They’re not the chair men duh

[@DraculaCronqvist]

They understand the concept of chairs perfectly well, they just have very, very little need for comfort. Remember, they are awake for several thousands of years with no rest. It is only when they need to sleep that they really rest their bodies, by merging with stone. Before a Pillar Man becomes tired, a *LOT* of time passes, so chairs are functionally a useless invention to them, like... fork or knife, for instance.

[@facebookuser1653]

@@DraculaCronqvist whooosh?

[@Rebelrose]

I love how some of these are references to certain scenes while others are just the characters drinking in a way that fits their personality

[@TOTTO9508]

2:46 I love how Bruno is all like "Im gonna take a deep breath from this bullshit"

[@ouroboros5271]

TOTTO9508 plus he is undead, so he has no need to eat.

[@sadswordsman2129]

I mean I feel like even a zombie can appreciate the taste of pizza pie

[@ouroboros5271]

SadSwordsman he probably could feel it traveling through himself however

[@meggubravo8373]

I'm disappointed he no eat pizza like in the manga

[@mystica0]

Everyone: does their own thing Bucciarati: *breathes*

[@sanjiscigarette1349]

Plot twist: He's practicing hamon

[@akis4594]

hes just tired ok

[@timati3532]

He desperately needs a break

[@coolobruh]

@@sanjiscigarette1349 well he is a zeppeli

[@axthxrn]

Its tiring being a single mom, let him be

[@mujamad3430]

0:00 josuke in the background: *getting shot* Jonathan :☕️

[@trlycrlym7768]

I barely noticed that josuke is just... Getting shot

[@davidyanez8892]

xD

[@scpguard6677]

That’s Kakyoin oof.

[@trlycrlym7768]

@@scpguard6677 bruh I'm blind it I s😔

[@qoyote]

What are you talking about, it's just raining

[@danielrodrigues8084]

I love how johnny tries to get up but then just gives up

[@jac247]

Johnny: Oh yeah, I forgot.

[@fabxd7986]

2 years late but, I think he's brushing his teeth

[@jayive34]

2:16 The look of pure bliss on Okayasu's face.

[@Euoplocephalus]

I thought you said “Blue piss” and I got scared

[@professoryeetus8955]

@@Euoplocephalus lmfao

[@Lulibtunes]

He went :D

[@tranquill17]

Did he like abbachios tea?!?

[@cicirosehannigan]

3:37 Don't forget Gyro!

[@wolfan20]

that gulping sound is kinda odd even for jojo standars

[@CarlosRamos009]

You're not the only one, that sound just bothers me.

[@nathaliejones2843]

+Carlos Ramos it's physically hurting me to hear that sound for four minutes X.X

[@wolfan20]

the first part is ok, but the second part just sound like a peace of glass just passed trough my mouth DX

[@derpboyzero7669]

bizarre*

[@tsardudebroii]

ssllrpuh

[@JoeyJoJoHQ]

these actually do a really good job of communicating the characters' main personality traits

[@thejojodojo6219]

Joey JoJo HQ Part 1 Dio: boarish Part 3 Dio: Gentlemanly Im sure he learned manners after living in a coffin for 100 years

[@iranoutofnames6444]

or jonathan's gentlemanliness got mixed with him

[@MrGksarathy]

Iranoutofnames Or he got over his alcoholism he got from his dad.

[@ari_dexel4288]

Disappointed Jotaro didn’t do the bottom of the soda thing from the jail cell

[@MrGksarathy]

Ari_Dexel That's shotgunning, and Jotaro drank a beer in the cell.

[@MayDay14000]

Main JoJos: Jonathan: @0:00 Joseph: @0:17 Jotaro: @1:09 Josuke 4: @2:03 Giorno: @2:42 Jolyne: @3:10 Johnny: @3:33 Josuke 8: @3:52

[@DefinitelyNotHidan]

Wtf was Johnny doing

[@mohammad1.45]

​@@DefinitelyNotHidanbrushing his teeth

[@SrTNick1]

d... did johnny just brush his teeth?

[@thesyndrome43]

+SrTNick1 shoulda eaten some chamomile instead or spaghetti

[@SrTNick1]

thesyndrome43 ya that's what I was expecting him to do... but uh... guess not O_o

[@nekomata33]

+thesyndrome43 The Chamomile is a move he can use to make his nail-ammunition grow faster.

[@loganbrown4440]

I think he was biting his nails

[@Ocsttiac]

+Logan Brown He's actually brushing his teeth with the Spin. It's the same pose from the manga after all.

[@jeffukarosta4500]

Phantom Wine Tequila Tendency Starbucks Crusaders Coffee is Drinkable Golden Drink Soda Ocean Steel Tea Run Joejoeolion

[@snakeboy2017]

>Golden Drink I ain't swallowing Abbacchio's piss.

[@raccoonguy21]

Golden drink actually makes alot of sense lmao

[@jwoo.2k853]

_Coffee Tendency? More like Bottle Tendency._

[@jeffukarosta4500]

@@jwoo.2k853 tequila tendency

[@jwoo.2k853]

Davi Henrique Arcanjo _Niiiice._

[@physicaldragon4411]

I love how Jotaro always looks so annoyed after drinking like and seeing a fight going on like: "Goddammit, can't have shit in Morioh"

[@mariacorazondevelos7178]

Which is basically means "can't i have just one day to relax in peace?!"

[@sandyc.4630]

yare yare daze

[@telemarketerr]

motherfuckers tried to kill me can’t have shit in morioh

[@opalyasu7159]

I love how he slams the cup down

[@MariekeLisette]

@Talge 879 Gimme a break

[@smusty]

2:18 I love how Okuyasu is standing in front of the door in the background and thinking deeply.

[@mariobros68]

That's Rohan, but with pink suit.

[@robertflannery4883]

Who else realised the piller men crouched under the table to get out of the sun

[@DaJokurr]

*OH FUCK*

[@bensell982]

Why did trish do too?

[@DaJokurr]

@@bensell982 to recreate a scene from the manga you facking twat

[@crimson4193]

@@DaJokurr no pretty sure Trish is a Pillar Man

[@DaJokurr]

@@crimson4193 as a memer myself I agree but when he asked about why she was under the table I couldn't resist the foolhardyness he brought with him

[@goldenrotation8454]

I am so disappointed. I wanted Stroheim to slap his cup off the table and shout "THIS IS NO TIME FOR A DRINK!"

[@DraculaCronqvist]

That would have been perfect.

[@Alex-uq1el]

I read that in Stroheim’s English voice and it was honestly the best thing in the world. WE NEED AN EYES OF HEAVEN REMAKE WHERE THIS BECOMES A REALITY!

[@Cairo40000]

@@Alex-uq1el No we need a eyes of heaven spin off where all the JoJo characters just mess around and hang out

[@trashman3319]

@@Alex-uq1el Nah, not a remake, a sequel, that hopefully adds in Abbacchio, Tarkus, Bruford, Yuya, Keicho, Angelo, and Part 6 Jotaro, who were cut, and brings back Purple Haze Distortion as Fugo's Dual Heat Attack and Ikuro from Boah from All Star Battle. Also hopefully Dire, Straizo, Santana, Oingo and Boingo, Alessi, Part 5 Polnareff, The Assassination Team, Cioccolata, Secco, Doppio, Foo Fighters, Donatello, Rikiel, Ungalo, Wekapipo, Hot Pants, Ringo(though he probably would be cut/wouldn't be considered due to difficulties on how to implement his stand like Abbacchio was in EoH), Sandman, Jobin, Hato, Part 8 Kira, Josefumi, and Kyo.

[@Kobekola]

2:08 It's the "the rain sounded like Josuke" scene again.

[@gabrielcardoso8512]

🙃

[@michellesandiego9693]

Just saw someone throw that table in the background wtf-

[@rendynchi5079]

while Josuke is literally screaming-

[@bien5150]

2:28 shigechi looks so happy with his snot so cute

[@convenient_username]

its fucking disgusting, he needs to wipe that shit off

[@EvilMightyTrash]

Nah I’d skin him alive

[@Number_27]

0:25 Everyone else: Sits somewhat normally Caesar: *MOON JUMP*

[@ItsRocky257]

Number 27 YOUR RIGHT JUST JUMPS ON ONE CHAIR

[@k-boi420]

Joseph: Why grand stand, just to sit in a chair?!?!?!?!?!

[@atomic6305]

Me in a fancy restaurant

[@dddestroya]

Kidfun GAMING Joseph: He really pisses me off. I’ll show him what’s what with a card game!

[@Alphaj0r]

Caesar is a stand user he stand is she moon

[@dragu8941]

Most of the character: i drink Akira: i play guitar Johnny and trish: i just sit beside the chair Abacchio: guess im dead

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

Dragu oooh. I just realized he wasn’t in the game

[@cicirosehannigan]

Emporio wasn't playable, yet he found his way into the main story!

[@poxy5122]

@@cicirosehannigan they did abbachio dirty bro..

[@cicirosehannigan]

@@poxy5122 even more dirty when they made his EOH model and never used it!

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Pillar men are also sitting on their bum

[@meeweeyam]

Everyone else drinking or hiding: Strohiem and Diavolo: C L A N K C L A N K

[@FetusDeletus_E]

Clank clank*

[@user-zn8xu8dg5z]

@@FetusDeletus_E I guess ⁿ⁰

[@realmystic8773]

@@FetusDeletus_E ⁿ⁰

[@pete5423]

@@FetusDeletus_E no

[@Thanatos_mortis]

@@FetusDeletus_E non

[@BarbarianXD]

1:09 2:07 Part 4 Jotaro is the same except less grumpy and doesn't slam the cup

[@fjdiiekenrososiejjrjdkd]

1:09 jotaro and kakyoin: Respectful, drinks the right way the rest of the crusaders: HOLY SHIT IS THAT ICED TEA MSRNHSMRRUMMS _gurgling sounds_ THIS IS SO GOOD

[@rasmusmalmberg6468]

Ngl a fresh cup of water got me like that

[@stupiddumdum6294]

Shows how respectful Japanese people can be.

[@schlafenkirsche]

its a reference to the iced tea scene

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

It's actually iced tea.

[@flaming3624]

dude it's a ice tea

[@allister2116]

Everybody in Morioh: *sipping tea normally* Akira: nah. 🎸

[@ismtud1364]

_Laughs in pillar men_

[@reikakuze628]

Super Mario Bros Super show is an ISEKAI Personally I really like Fugo’s trying to nap while sitting thing

[@MisterSleep1123]

Pucci: *proving he's a good kisser*

[@whatever-happened-to-marti]

Bruno: *W-wheres my tea...?*

[@buglab2285]

*Laughs in diavolo*

[@Totema1]

Damn, Kakyoin doesn't get cherries?

[@SwerveStarEx]

He gets his rerorerorero as a Dual Combo pose.

[@theamazingspiderwuss4236]

Totema1 yet Pucci does

[@somerandomguy6767]

@@SwerveStarEx buys the game instantly for that

[@captainchipsahoy1382]

Leblebleblebleblebleble

[@SmokyDove]

If we just leave a cherry cake on the table? Kakyoin:It's time to *RERORERO!!* >:3

[@spongeboymebob771]

I love how the Pillar Men are like "Hmmm so this is a chair! How does it work...?"

[@jonathankent1517]

Pillar Men: We are the apex of evolution! Also Pillar Men: DA FUQ'S A CHAIR?

[@skyisgreen3554]

DIO after spending 8 years of his life with nobles: *drinks from the bottle* DIO after spending 100 years underwater : *CUP*

[@srluskas6803]

It's a reference to his alcoholic tendencies from before becoming a vampire

[@gabrielcardoso8512]

Yeah 😂

[@patrickstar3593]

the first one is Dio not DIO it took me a while to understand

[@flyingorange2482]

Johnatan gentleman maners activated on Dio

[@catlamp9894]

3:06 Are Diavolo's legs made of steel?

[@dsuli0521]

xDD

[@pandorasangel2747]

*CLANG CLANG*

[@vcsa681]

**Double Clang***

[@olivierluisin1790]

*KICKASS BOOTS INTENSITY*

[@COOLSKELETON-ws2vl]

That's his life weighing his legs down

[@subarumanami9624]

3:06 did he really just put his feet back up just to put them down again

[@yourlocalmoron4832]

No, he wants to show that he disrespects that table, ya dumdum

[@nkyfong]

It also sounds like he has metal in those shoes. The Mafia really don't mess around!

[@_PACMAN.]

Nah looks like he was confessing his love to the table

[@Drip_Vader]

@@_PACMAN. the table: harder daddy

[@lumi0ata]

@@Drip_Vader Diavolo:what? table:what?

[@kanna6305]

1番最初のジョナサンの時誰か後ろでやられてなかった？ww

[@bush_6809]

ww

[@iyulien707]

ww is lol is japanese?

[@bush_6809]

@@iyulien707 yes as far that I know

[@yazuki-himiko]

飲んどる場合かーッ!

[@guy6609]

Fugo is so disrespectful. Imagine you was fighting some dude and he ran to the cafe and instead of drinking some tea he just straight SLEEPS. He's basically sleeping on you

[@erfanedendonata9088]

Sleep time, anytime

[@axopies]

I've would've done fugos actions to be honest

[@ceaserzeppeli5837]

No fugo is deppresed

[@dusksunsetio6042]

Hes TIRED let him REST

[@kiwiboyyt5297]

He's tired of ur bullshit

[@polipix_]

i love how when mista drinks you can see pucci kicking everybody’s ass in the back lmao

[@khalasso]

sending them to heaven instantly

[@AffyMoon]

Speedwagon: I want to go to the moon when I grow up Pucci: Why wait?

[@bosh3945]

2:50

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

Mista: a good cup of tea Pucci: ever hear of gravity, bitch?

[@isobelrobson2228]

No more 4 for you

[@AChloroformCandle]

0:49 Wamuu: No one is going to steal Kars' seat! I will protect it with my life.

[@verymysteriousman5440]

+A Chloroform Scented Candle But Kars didn't sit on it either

[@ziggymoondust2281]

Kars: Fuck this seat, i gonna pose.

[@joeydrewstudios321]

THIS CHAIR IS A NOBLE WARRIOR!! NO NEED TO SIT DOWN ON IT

[@geckyoin]

Kars:wamuu i dont need it

[@mateomoreno331]

and ACDC didn't even use his arms, leg day every day

[@samuelfriedrich1662]

Everyone drinking their coffee: Diavolo: *aggressively relaxing*

[@imjustlikedenji5954]

0/10 There is no Jotaro stabbing the cup and drinking it from the bottom like he did with the beer.

[@ouroboros5271]

Random Stranger President Valentine has you covered.

[@Kinography]

Or drinking that tropical crazy straw drink from the first D’arby fight?

[@Zekrom249]

I would have thought he would have chucked down some iced tea like the others.

[@megaeliminator3260]

2:35 Kira's Killer was standing right in front of him

[@foon8989]

Lmao what

[@kierannoel2724]

FOON the ambulance

[@foon8989]

Kieran Noel Ik

[@kierannoel2724]

FOON oh okay

[@RNoctowl]

This took me seconds to realize

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Akira: Gets very personal and unique animations Crusaders: ey lmao lets all do the same default one

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Its a reference to the 'iced tea' scene in the Older D'Arby fight

[@draagon6563]

it's cause of when they're at the bar before they fight d'arby and they all drink in sync

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Dragon 6563 I cant believe I didnt catch on to that immediatly!

[@emblemblade9245]

Darky All is forgiven

[@z4t4nik82]

Darky they forgive you... but i dont, i gonna Chase you

[@Hemophobia-]

I love how johnny is just leasing his teeth

[@spacecowboy5486]

3:06 Diavolo's shoes must be made of fucking steel to produce that sound

[@AnUncreativeGuy]

Not only that, the sound is made twice, once on the table and once on his leg, which means his leg must also be steel

[@user-vf7pf1un1v]

Does that mean... Diavolo leg are made out of steel?

[@hellothisisnotava]

ok but we gotta admit the way he look kinda handsome the way he sat down...

[@k23180]

@@hellothisisnotava I have to agree but only cuz Diavolo is a top 3 fav character for me 😂

[@VECK88]

Maybe because of [Metallica] ?

[@kyrbis79]

2:19 Rohan : *Drinking his tea* Zeppeli in the background : "Hey look at me!!"

[@Restious]

LMAO

[@baryanchan3118]

XD

[@willy4365]

Can i try one Rohan:drinks Zeppeli:HEY LOOK AT ME-AHH no really zeppeli landed on the floor fast lol

[@DarkGreenFire]

And the other Rohan

[@verybigman2270]

HEY, BABY!

[@stxrzu]

2:46 *THAT'S SUCH A MOOD*

[@olivia17722]

If you mean Bruno sitting there in silence and then just getting up and leaving then yeah, me too

[@prlnz_]

Seawhale it would be more relatable if he forgot why he even sat down

[@jotarokujo5849]

"Welcome to Abbachio's"

[@kuruma2023]

That is actually heartbreaking，if your are pointing out he can't eat or drink anymore

[@mikaeruu0309]

@@kuruma2023 shuSH

[@fazoLagoraporra]

it's so fun to see one character at a table and the rest fighting in the background

[@grimoireweissfan6969]

2:43 Mariah, Stroheim and a bird having the most intense staring contest while Giorno drinks piss

[@elecstorm3701]

You naive simpleton! You tragically ignorrant fool! Haven't you heard about Ceylon Golden Tea?! If you pour some lemon juice into it, the acid will react with the solution and give it it's very original color! *Science intensifies*

[@電車でDick]

@@elecstorm3701 Where does it come from? a *l ö n k t ö ö b e ?*

[@elecstorm3701]

Ceylon tea is from Ceylon

[@zaneandpokemon9831]

ElecStorm why are you on multiple comments telling people this

[@elecstorm3701]

"I, ElecStorm, have a dream..." ...a dream of Giorno not being convicted of drinking piss every time he needs to rehydrate.

[@TOAOera]

2:58 man looking like swiss cheese. Like bruh, that color makes him look like a cheeto

[@yc.g6140]

That's exactly what Fugo is... but he's a flaming hot one, cuz he angri

[@dusksunsetio6042]

Dont tak him he sleepy

[@nanocado]

Shhhhh let the angry strawberry cheeto sleep

[@projectkegg]

fun fact: fugo was molested as a child in the anime, you didn't need to hear that but fuck you

[@ginabusch1330]

Your not wrong

[@s1nner_]

Everybody: **Drinks their beverages** Funny Valentine: **Fucking shotguns a can**

[@justinelledge326]

Our president, everyone. XD

[@lilbruhdidntgrief1433]

True American

[@cathoodiegirl4118]

You ain't American if you haven't Shotgunned a drink at least once. 😂

[@mariacorazondevelos7178]

Now i see how Valentine gained the votes he needed to become president😂

[@koimnm2168]

YES YES!

[@justhumanthings6711]

The Pucci one never fails to make me laugh

[@noneofyourconcern1972]

3:35 I like how Johnny tries to stand up

[@FetusDeletus_E]

I'm going to... Oh yeah i'm cripled

[@Fake-lz7ik]

I think he try use his spin ability for clean his teeth

[@man-wv8xj]

@@Fake-lz7ik but after he made it look like he was trying to stand

[@user-jb4bv3lz2b]

it's cute

[@Toxivello]

@@FetusDeletus_E "oh yeah im crippled"

[@Hugealligator254]

Who’s gonna tell the pillar men that’s not how chairs work

[@Okonohazuku]

The floor is made out of floor

[@thatkindofboi9955]

AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[@darkbrogaming2841]

And trish

[@_RVI_]

The floor is chair

[@krophen6841]

Pillar Man, Trish, and Jhonny are the Floor Gang

[@dummy3467]

Speedwagon: *INCREDIBLE! JONATHAN HAS ORDERED THE TEA HE HAS REQUESTED! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT WAS HIS FAVORITE FLAVOR TOO! AFTER THE SMALL PORTION OF THE TEA HE HAS DRANK, HE INSTANTLY LOOKS REPLENISHED! BY GOD, I SHALL FOLLOW THIS MAN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH AND FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS!*

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

I mean I would react the same, it's Jonathan afterall

[@yasquishyboi902]

ah the classic jojo anime *several minutes of exposition between actions*

[@pinkymii072]

honestly that's wholesome as fuck

[@noob_saibotxx5886]

Even though I’ve never played it, eyes of heaven seems to be one of the best jojo games