JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven - All Josuke Hair Insults [English Subtitles]

[@WorthyRiddle76]

Did that dog just insult my hair?! Did that bird just insult my hair?! DID I JUST INSULT MY HAIR??!!

[@KM91]

I WON'T FORGIVE MYSELF FOR INSULTING IT!!!!

[@scoutkirby144]

Did a version of myself from a different universe insult my hair? DID A LIVING GOD JUST INSULT MY HAIR? DID A PERSON FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE INSULT MY HAIR?!

[@RonnieTW99]

*I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVEERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!*

[@Notheter]

DID THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES JUST INSULT MY HAIR!?!?!?

[@potassium3649]

DID MY FATHER JUST INSULT MY HAIR?!

[@WireframeWizard]

[Bird Noises] *"I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!"*

[@juanokug4]

Grant berb language

[@PKmaster12]

“THE F*CK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR??!!!”

[@jeici21]

KENASU YATSU A YURUSANEI!!

[@bandan8992]

Bruh no lie tho it actually sounded like the bird was laughing at his hair

[@shishimaakaao663]

I was going to type it lmao

[@Frikiman_H]

"Your parents will be sad" God damn it, Joseph, take some responsibility, will you?

[@cooperproductions3731]

Ironic

[@PKmaster12]

Joseph doesn’t take responsibility for his children? Wow, no dignity

[@naufalmuhammad6011]

he's separated with holly like.. i don't know.. before she's married?

[@PKmaster12]

Naufal Muhammad what does this have to do with holly?

[@Sheriff_Curtis]

@@naufalmuhammad6011 Holly is Joseph's daughter, Suzi Q is his wife and they were still married when Joseph had the affair with Tomoko. (Josuke's mother)

[@cartoliravioli2391]

Diavolo really modified one of his quotes to roast josukes hair

[@XD-gf3sk]

What do u mean?

[@faderxotic6331]

diavolo just used his quote and changed it to insult josuke's hair

[@jotarokujo6058]

Mans really didnt want his Josuke uncooked

[@conntoons_4848]

I’ll never understand why everyone is so relentless towards this teenager’s hair lol

[@mochalatte5911]

@@conntoons_4848 josuke only gets his anger buff only when someone insult his hair man, so it's actually more like they are forced to say it, because in anime okuyasu and koichi are very scared to insult it and only Rohan get punched by josuke real hard

[@internetlurker1850]

Fugo's insult was like this: Fugo: *Angery noises* Josuke: *Angerier noises*

[@queenjayisokay1989]

That's it

[@Iron8127]

(Fugo runs like a p*ssy again)

[@xoda1129]

Fugo:ANGER josuke:MORE ANGER

[@teal_m_101]

Fugo: Angerierier noises Josuke: Angerierierier noises

[@C4ST3R3T3RN4L]

@@teal_m_101 Fugo: Angriererererer noises Josuke: Angrierererererer noises

[@szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383]

Everyone: insults josuke's hairstyle Kakyoin: *my hair's better lmao*

[@day8361]

Szczęsliwe Komunikacje Lądowe The same goes with Giorno too

[@Ver_Merr]

Nie spodziewałem się SKL tutaj

[@SmokyDove]

Also Giorno too

[@fish7306]

And Johnny Compliments It

[@desulek7835]

@@fish7306 nah Johnny was being sarcastic

[@mistastetraphobia5625]

1:35 “What’s with that shameful, ugly hair?! Your parents will be sad!” *_AHEM_*

[@NateTheTailor]

And he's not aware about him yet

[@amonkey4707]

Were talking 80's joseph, not 90's

[@kingeddy7966]

JOSEPH:*SAW JOSUKE*OH MY GOOOOODDDDD

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

he knows damn well about him and just wanted to point out he's ashamed

[@fink_rat]

4

[@qasmokes]

"Y'all got a weird head!" -Shigechi, the dude with the weirder head.

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

Coming from the guy who's hair is the same color as his head.

[@jennifercorbett8640]

@@ZBreezee-nb2rl Is that even hair?

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

@@jennifercorbett8640 It's easier to see the hairline in the Anime

[@IbrahimPlays15]

@@ZBreezee-nb2rl his hair is literally a pineapple

[@carbonbasedorganism]

@@IbrahimPlays15 his hair is a locacaca

[@justoneguy2487]

Everyone after insulting the hair: *Nigerundayo's* Johnny: "Haha I'm in danger"

[@k-boi420]

Then he gets on his horse

[@justoneguy2487]

@@k-boi420 or Slow Dancer just fucking runs over Josuke. Not even Crazy Diamond is strong enough to stop that sheer level of horsepower

[@user-eo6yi6xr5t]

Omg you just say the n word

[@KORONEVIRUS]

Axel Lael IM ABOUT TO SAY THE N WORD NIGERUNDAYOOO

[@user-eo6yi6xr5t]

@@KORONEVIRUS FBI OPEN UP

[@classyManatee]

are you telling me that n'doul can HEAR josuke's hair? cool

[@RetroRageasaurus]

It's the hairstyle, it's just SO BAD!

[@iranoutofnames6444]

yeah, that's how echolocation works, the vibration envisions the shape to where the sound bounced from.

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

RetroRageasaurus WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT HIS HAIR

[@milrsthecryo6799]

Or probably this dude uses too much damn grease and it's dripping whenever he fights

[@gentlemandog4985]

*Darkness Smelling Riku* "Finally, a worthy opponent!"

[@mflz7815]

Iggy and Petshop: **dog and bird noises** Josuke: *_Is that a personal attack or something?_*

[@iconsumeoxygen7473]

Where?

[@bog2381]

Josuke only knows animal communication of hair insults

[@pierosalcedo2673]

At least it seems that Iggy just laughted but Pet Shop doesn't understand what he saying.

[@navyntune8158]

*insults in jungle language*

[@xxurm1xx822]

Brie larson?

[@fiascothe63rd]

Everyone: Normal hair insults Valentine: THAT HAIR IS SO BAD I'M BANNING IT!

[@peperino2167]

Valentine is a discord admin

[@BadWolfAce]

Still the funniest one for me. Its so bad, the president of the United States (who's hair looks like string cheese) banned it so he wouldn't have to see it again.

[@snackboxone364]

@@BadWolfAce imagine having such shitty hair that a guy who’s hair make him gender confusing whenever you don’t see his face has to ban it and turn it into a law

[@AIewarrior]

Also the irony that the hairstyle had American origin’s.lol

[@marieisthebestsquidsister]

Jotaro: That hair is so stupid that I don't even wanna talk right now

[@VibeWithoutTheV]

Iggy: *Literally barks* Pet Shop: *Makes bird noises* Josuke: “I wOnT FoRgIvE yOu FoR iNsUlTiNg It”

[@michaelvincentroxas598]

What the fuck is this game

[@singleterry287]

@@michaelvincentroxas598 GioGios abnormal adventures

[@ZunyWasHere]

Maybe stand abillity

[@k-boi420]

Iggy laughs at his hair

[@C4ST3R3T3RN4L]

@@michaelvincentroxas598 eyes of heaven

[@TrueDarkAce]

Your parents would be disappointed with that hair! ....wait...

[@rebirth2526]

and that "the parent" is disappointed, I'm pretty sure.

[@PKmaster12]

Dammit, take some responsibility Joseph

[@Frostdragonn]

Hello darkness my old friend

[@Frostdragonn]

Hello darkness my old friend

[@Frostdragonn]

Hello darkness my old friend

[@yeenarr]

2:00 "ill cut your hair in a more proper style" said the man with cilindric hair

[@razzodazzee]

Baguette brain

[@mrbarrington2709]

Nice,you made me imagine Josuke with a Polnareff haircut.

[@lGeMetz]

I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!

[@smickothesmickest]

*thinks hard about it*

[@smickothesmickest]

@SteveMatheus food hair fight

[@SamueL-td7fb]

5:50 my man Pucci really just said to Josuke: "don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut!"

[@Elitrude_21]

*proceeds to walk away in gay*

[@hyliandoctor]

3:02 Josuke to Josuke: "shit, maybe everyone's got a point."

[@ALLAN321SLS]

Ok

[@amee2942]

:,(

[@Anonymous-73]

everyone oh

[@cherrydonut4219]

@everyone but you just did

[@Haxx07th]

@everyone.

[@lixaxil4517]

Multilingual Josuke, knows Japanese, English, German, Italian, Dog and Bird language

[@Nehfarius]

And going by the last game, he can also either speak Baoh's language or hear people's associated narrators.

[@makeshiftg6246]

Don’t forget Egyptian and French

[@someguy6959]

Question how does he even speak in those language

[@cameronabacan2016]

Darker Anime I just come to believe that he has a sixth sense to anyone who insults his hair giving him the ability to know when someone has done it even if he doesn’t understand the language

[@Icetea-2000]

The ANYTHING Channel Isn’t the language in Egypt not just Arabian?

[@deletys7230]

"My hairstyle is more orderly than yours" Said the guy with the *cheerio hair*

[@Shablagoo69]

CHEERIO AJSJALSLÑ

[@Drip_Vader]

I honestly said shut up donut boy out loud

[@DarkBlueTopHat]

Mazen Ahmed Lmao

[@myththegreatest]

Yellow donuts

[@Drip_Vader]

@@myththegreatest there's also purple donut and black waffle donuts

[@simple50001]

4:21 "My hairstyle is more orderly than yours..." Ok, donut head.

[@delete---7593]

Lol?!.

[@advancedpro7608]

*Cannon head

[@МаксБамбер]

*triple donut head*

[@potayta626]

it's symbolism for the donuts in his life

[@lewisaino]

​@@potayta626But he didn't meet Kakoyin just Koichi and Bruno

[@Cizma77]

In Josuke's defense, I'd probably react like that too if someone insulted my hair which I styled after the man who saved my goddamn life.

[@EvilRyuGuy]

In everyone else's defense, you can't expect them all to know anything about his hair's backstory and significance.

[@Cizma77]

Evil Ryu True, true.

[@jaderabbit898]

Not even the school teachers dare to insult that.

[@SneeDarr]

Do you think Josuke had a breakdown when he found out that it was actually his dad and his nephew that saved his life by killing a gay vampire in egypt?

[@Cizma77]

Punished Rusev He'd probably be like "Nah dad you're full of shit"

[@DestatiXIII]

Poor Josuke, getting his hair insulted by his dad, great grandpa, nephew, alternate universe Josuke, and even his...own..self..? lol

[@DaakkuuYRS]

+DestatiXIII Also his Grandmother (Lisa Lisa), and his nephew's daughter (Joylne)

[@RevulsiveLooper]

Dont forget about his estranged grandpa(Giorno)

[@tsu-uun4985]

+Rodrick Williams Giorno would either be Josuke's cousin or his uncle. (if you consider Dio's body being Jonathan's)

[@RevulsiveLooper]

+Ametistazu If it's Jonathan's body it would make Giorno Jonathan's son technically. Giorno would then be Joseph's uncle. Making him Josuke's great uncle? So yea Joestar Family tree keeping true to the series' namesake of being bizarre.

[@unkindled6410]

bizarre and fisically impossible unless you have like, 100 years old sperm samples on your fridge and a woman voluntering on inseminating it

[@FishStyx0]

Funny Valentine’s was the best. He didn’t just insult his hairstyle but he also says no one in America will ever have it of how horrible it looks.

[@guilhermecavallari5881]

I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!

[@osirisunderworlddweller3868]

Joshu: “Nowadays, not even thugs wear a hairstyle like that” *Says the guy with a broken noodle bowl for his hairstyle*

[@nkyfong]

His barber fucked up his hairstyle and Joshu couldn't do anything about it so he rolled with it.

[@Xanthine_o7]

@@nkyfong what happens when you say you want a little bit of the side to the barber

[@beavisbunghole]

Him getting beaten up later on is so satisfying

[@jccaigeamilo123]

most characters: insults josuke’s hair properly valentine: B A N N E D

[@EpsilonWarr]

Good comment, now build the wall now

[@smickothesmickest]

Build a barbers shop

[@imscaredofcommunism4837]

Valentine's Stand is nothing compared to the power of America.

[@jennylinares1252]

@@EpsilonWarr i seen you again how

[@EpsilonWarr]

@@jennylinares1252 youtube give me something like comments hop

[@子不快]

Koichi and Okuyasu : “You know, that hairstyle is a bit outdated” Friendly Fire : On

[@Yawnford]

Lol

[@Yawnford]

@ًYou have no username. and you have no pfp. Lol

[@GooserMan]

@ً good hamster with a pink bowtie

[@Yawnford]

@ً *REMY*

[@ayo1525]

I thought rohan learned

[@Ballistic_Beanie]

Johnny: hey you have great hair Josuke: You've yeed your last haw

[@15-zk8yw]

Yoshikage Кira funni comment but Johnny’s just a sarcastic ass

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

I’m officially Dead from this😂🤣

[@isaacthedove9764]

r/woosh

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

@@isaacthedove9764 r/itswooooshwith4os Also that is not a woooosh kiddo

[@sanduba57]

@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc you cannot judge someone for incorrectly pronouncing a term that looks more like an onomatopoeia. if you're so pissed out about it just reply with r/ihavereddit or something like that.

[@XX_Aesper]

1:58 "its over josuke i have the high ground "

[@nikosdimitriadis3520]

Lol

[@钟离-p3b]

josuke: you underestimate my power

[@thetitanhater]

this is actually i thing Kakyoin would say

[@isaiahlozano5301]

@@钟离-p3b Kakyoin: don't try it *Josuke had a piece of Kakyoin's earring with it being the red bead, he punches it and it began to revert towards the original at high speeds pulling him towards Kakyoin and getting ready to punch him*

[@dinodude8899]

Josuke; *grabs the nearest heavy as hell object and just YEETS it at Kakyoin.*

[@aidanfraser8601]

2:25 "This guy's head, is there something sitting on it?" My guy can't even see

[@retrodarktrooper6372]

Hair so heavy my homeboy can feel it

[@Cinnamon_Rolls_Out_Of_The_Oven]

You know your hairstyles bad when a blind guy insults it

[@marialuke2116]

Josuke: I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING-- Wait, why do you think "something" is sitting on my head? N'Doul: You can't feel it's heartbeat? Josuke: **beginning to realize he has two stands**

[@Aiko_63194]

He feels it’s presence

[@Benjamin_Gaming]

N'Doul is literally blind, bro.

[@TheRuggedEchinda]

Reasons why JoJos hate Dio: Jonathan: killed his father Joseph: Cursed his daughter Jotaro: Cursed his mother Jolyne: Caused Pucci Josuke: insulted his hair

[@santithehedgehog4047]

Jonathan never really hated Dio. The other JoJos......Well...Off they go.

[@ScoutConvoy]

Also the fact that DIO was somewhat responsible for the events of DiU.

[@ScoutConvoy]

Nebula537 Where do you think those a-holes got the Arrow? DIO. How did Mr. Nijimura got turned into that thing? DIO.

[@ScoutConvoy]

Nebula537 Yeah, the Keicho episodes have the arrow in some of their scenes.

[@Apotheosister]

Wait quick question did you watch the filler in Stardust Crusaders?

[@TheDarkAngel969]

"What's wrong with that shameful ugly hair?! Your parents will be sad" Says the father

[@toedpens4954]

He's ashamed he's even the father of some one with that great hair

[@makeshiftg6246]

Um... That’s the joke?

[@geebee2897]

5:56 i love how Johnny still has the power of sarcasm on his side and used it on josuke 😂

[@yuhkami_]

YES

[@k-boi420]

Even better is that Josuke’s hair pride can detect sarcasm apparently.

[@DuranmanX]

Nobody in this game has room to talk about weird hairstyles

[@Excalibur5k]

Just wait until they make a jojo game with more jojolion characters. I want to see josefumi make fun of josukes(4) superior hair lmao.

[@odinofanime]

+Misha Thats nothing compared to Norisukes. That shit would look so dumb in 3D

[@Excalibur5k]

+odinofanime don't get me started on hato's "boyfriend"

[@PliskinHK]

+Misha I personally like Josuke's hair than Josefumi. Josefumi's hair is just plopped onto his head with the sides shaved and two rat tails from the back where Josuke's look's much better.

[@Excalibur5k]

+Pliskin its macklemore with a japanese pompadour

[@yes-rh9bg]

ok but everyone's insulting his hair and then there's kakyoin and giorno : "my hair > your hair"

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Giornos hair looks dumber

[@strx0514]

@@AxenfonKlatismrek 4:21

[@girlfailuresaihara]

thats why i love them

[@anonymouscommentator7995]

Noodle vs steak vs donuts

[@oimate6357]

@@AxenfonKlatismrek *better

[@Crit-Chance]

2:14 Hol Horse talking shit and then running away. So accurate it's almost canon

[@dorian4191]

First comment in a year, youre welcome

[@Zekrom249]

He had the right idea, though. Anyone who insults Josuke's hair is fucked.

[@The-Corvus]

@@Zekrom249 *COUGH* part 3 dio *COUGH* Diavolo *COUGH* Giorno *COUGH*

[@saymyname2896]

@@Zekrom249 Except DIO,Diavolo and Pucci

[@Zekrom249]

@@saymyname2896 Yeah, I can't argue there.

[@ivex08]

4:01 Shigechi's run is amazing

[@KennardRafa]

n a r u t o r u n.

[@aryanaufallazuardikurnaedi4081]

@Abhinav_08 B A B Y R O H A N

[@Boch45]

*Goblin*

[@maty5591]

@@aryanaufallazuardikurnaedi4081 babyohan

[@maty5591]

@Funny Valentine doppiohan

[@thesinlord8695]

6:39 Joshu... You are not the most indicated to talk about a good hair style

[@CinnabarCereal]

I'm shocked at the lack of people who mentioned that, actually

[@ryjitarose5590]

i like his hairstyle ngl

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

average comment section troll Koichi said something about it on one mission 😂

[@CinnabarCereal]

@@specialbeamvegeta4059 If you do josuke and koichi vs josuke8 and joshu, koichi says "I don't think that guy has any right to be talking about weird hair.." or something like that.

[@stuckonaslide]

yeah seriously

[@yoshikung1]

4:18 Josuke"I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!" Kira "SORRY SORRY!!"

[@MrTheil]

Lol he was bowing apologetically

[@detaexpunged9859]

A M B I L A C R O L L E R

[@luckytia9076]

CALL AN AMBULANCE! XD

[@hazy4366]

cringe

[@mendiv4741]

Joseph: "your parents will be sad!" Josuke: "JOKE'S ON YOU, DAD"

[@Tokax]

4:20 I like how kira bows for forgiveness Lmao

[@leeaanair2288]

He got a call at the same time lol.

[@somerandommemer188]

He should do that when their is an ambulance in view

[@FoxCoffee.]

Joshu is literally one person who shouldn't complain about people's haircuts.

[@barsyuce7400]

Also shigechi lol

[@Female_SCP-682_Simp]

Joshu: [Insult Josuke's hair] Josuke: ironic! The donkey speaking about ears...

[@personalover9514]

Joshu has the most yee yee ass weirdo fucking bowl cut bangs I have ever done seen

[@kyzerkyzerkyzerkyzerkyzer]

Lol

[@NirYuZy]

@@barsyuce7400 my guy its not even hair he just has weird skull or maybe he is a pillar man cause he got lots of horns

[@kaleb2753]

Everyone: Talk crap about josuke's hair Trish: *W H E E Z E*

[@dima_briefel]

Johnny: praises Josuke's hair

[@Carcallingus]

Everyone: *clever insult* Iggy: *glrflrhf*

[@xavierk9047]

Petshop: *(bird noises)*

[@bobi7800]

Johnny: it looks really good :)

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

"clever insult" Rohan: ur hair sux lool

[@lpfan4491]

Dio:"it sucks, now go away please"

[@madness1149]

Lmao

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

3:30 Everyone else when they insult josuke's hair: *_N I G E R U N D A Y O_* Okuyasu: *_*Walks Away_****

[@alienzenus155]

His walk though Omg lmao

[@MisterTwit]

He's like "Damn something smells nice in this direction"

[@withinsight4132]

Meme format material

[@Dylan-ij2gz]

@@MisterTwit He must be going to Tonio’s

[@miguelyepez8413]

Also gyro

[@davstota]

2:08 a dog talks Josuke: you gonna eat a salad with punches an the desert are more punches

[@bog2381]

That day, Everyone learned the secret joestar technique edit: Holy fuckn shit- 1.3k likes??

[@comick8070]

even josuke NIGERUNDAYO from himself

[@chirsoj5037]

Johnny: :/

[@Skywarp-Pig]

*@Aries The Great* *also Johnny: how do I run with mine SLEPPY LEGS!!*

[@diavolodoppio5672]

@@Skywarp-Pig he grows new ones and fucking R U N S

[@Skywarp-Pig]

*@diavolo doppio lol*

[@derekgomez1951]

6:20 Did Valentine just make Josuke's hair illegal in America?

[@sombrastudios5765]

the fact that josuke lived in japan

[@NuclearAngel570]

“We need to build a wall”

[@keelanburg657]

@@NuclearAngel570 We need to build a hairline*

[@kamedrip1407]

That is now a fact hairstyles like josuke is now illegal in america

[@randomuser2533]

YES!

[@moderncrusader1150]

4:21 Giorno and Josuke, the dynamic duo of weird hairstyles

[@gurjeetpearl8394]

I wOnT' FoRgIvE u FoR iNsUltInG iT

[@gurjeetpearl8394]

Korega requiem da

[@jotarouchiha5950]

Get ready for an infinite death loop

[@gurjeetpearl8394]

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[@Cheesecake-the-protogen]

Josuke: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY GOSH DANG HAIR?! (D O R A)

[@toeseater2855]

Iggy: *dog noises Josuke: " *IS THAT A HAIR INSULT*

[@latteloli4741]

Pet shop: *Bird noises Josuke: What the fuck did you just say you little shit!

[@euibincho5213]

Koichi: I think that your hair is a bit... Josuke: Y̶̡̧̛̛̝̠̟̤͉̱̱̬̬͎̫̯̳̞̭̰̖̼͔̞͊͒̿̄̊͋͂̓͗̀̎̔͂̊̃̏͊̈̄̂́̆̉̍̄͑̒̅̍͌̋̀̈́̊͊̅̑̌͒̿̂͗͗͐̿̒̍͊̒͗̄̑̆̓̋̉̈́̄̚̚͘͘͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͠͠Ǫ̶̡̨̭̠̪͕͓̰͙̬͚̞̹̣͉̪̱͉͈̝̱͉̱̩̰͎͉̜͈̠̥̬̈́̽̉̄́̉̔̍͋̀͗͂̿̊̈́͐̈́̊̒̐͌̀̉͊̐̓́̍̏̈̆̽́̔̉̐̓͛͌̎̒͊̏̇͒̈́̀̃̇́̀͆͗̿̃̾̑͐͛͒͐̚̚̚͘͘̕̚͜͠͠͠͝ͅƯ̷̡̧̡̧̧̧̥͓̫͓̬͍̗̲͖̙̙͉̺̥̱̘̘̟̪̙͙̠͚̫̟̮͕̫̭̱͈̠̫̞̫̠̝͕̪̤͕͎̝̤̳̥͍̘͙̦̘̻̗̖̟̻͊͂͋̍̀̈́̈́̒̃̍̊͋̍́̔̈́̆͆̌̓͋̀̒̃͆̎̎̿̏̀͋̃̈̆̓̂̊̆̐͋̈̾͂͗̅͊̆̐̀̽̒̑̂̀́̉̔͂͊̆́̑̕̕͘̕̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅ ̶̨̧̧̛̯̪͉͚̠͖͖̮͈̱͙̬̗̬̘̦͍͇̞̦͍̠̥̯̜̻̠͈͙̺͙̥͕͔͈͔̳͚̲̯̩̟̱̱̣͍͈̫̓͒́̄̋̔͛̚͜͝ͅͅD̵̨̥̞̦͉̆͂͝Ǎ̴̧̡̘̳͕̭̭̮͕̪̖̹͉͎͖̤̬̦̲̲̪̳͎̙̺̰͓̪̳̙̫̤̠͙̦̙͖͖̯̆̅̇̑̈́͑́̂̔́̂͛̍̀̾͆̓̿̌͌̎̂͛̈́̀͆̽̑̈́́̀͆̿̾͆͊̍͂͂̑́̈́̿̆͒̆̇̕̚̚̚͘͝͝R̸̢̡̡̧̨̮̭̗̮̭͔̼̫̲̜̲̭͓̲̝͖͇̠̳̞̫̯͔̭͍͚̩̗̜̝̱̣̫̣̖̙̩̦̳͈̟̼̞̦̝̖̙͉̖̗͚̼̼̙̟̟̟̣̮̟̈̒́̈́̋͆̀̐̽̌̋̈́́̋̉͂͌̀̐͊͑̅̃̈̅͂͂̾̅̿͛̃͆̈́͊̉͛̿̉̆̎͗́̐̽͌̌̿̈́̿̄̉̑̄͘̚͘̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅĘ̴̡̨̨̨̡̧̛̛̛̩̼̳͖̻̯̣̦̹̣̮̬͉̺̯͙̘͙̤̙̯̘͖̙̱̯̮̟̬̯̞͎͓͎̙̮̠̖̤̟͇̰͓͇͚̠̥͊͑̊́̊̽̽̂͂̎͛͋̔̐̇̅͐͐͒̌͋͂̂̓͆̀͗͒̈́̊̃̈́̕ ̵̨̡̢̡͚̱̮̦̻̻̳̦̤̖̳͓͍̟͔̺̰̘͔̺̬̜͚͔̯͇͓̝̫̮̃̈̉̄̈́̓̒́̾̈́̄̌̔͋͂́̎̇͠C̶̨̭̺̠̫͙̹̳̫̹̺̣̦̪̃̆͆̕͘͜H̷̛̼̬̫̖̪̺͍̩͇͕̥̹̠̩͚͔͓͉͍̝̄̓́͗̏̀͒̇̊̌͑̾̔̎̔̅̋̄̋̾͘͝͠͠Ȁ̸̡̡̢̡̡̨̛̯̘̮̱̺̗͙̰͔̙̹̫͚̥̣̞̝̠͓̯͈͔͔̖̞̠̯̩̺͚̝͔̮̮̩̘͖̤͉̰͉̺͍͕̟̂̒́͐̔̇́͒́́̈̈́̍͑̑̄̑͌͗͑̌͊̈́̃̔͛͐̈̊̃̌̇͛̅̎̌̐͒̄͌̔̇̃̇̋͆͊͌̐̉͛͂̌̚̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅL̶̨̡̨̡̧̡̡̢̢̡̺̮̤͓̤̙̱͖̯̬̯̞̪͇̺̮̘͎͇̦̭͕̜̫̞͓̺̗̗͈̞̣̖̭̙̤̙̲͔̮̜̦̙̞̝͓͕̺̠̤̳̭̼̦̤̟͖̟̩̱͍̥͒̎̊͛̈́̀̚͜͜͜ͅL̷̹͖͒̋̀͑̇̊͑͗̍͊͒͌̔̅̀̈́̈̂̈́̅́̀̀͂͒̒͆̍̈́̂͛̆̿͊͌͑͆͐̈́̍͋̽͘͘̚̕͠͝͝͝͝Ȩ̴̡̧̡̟̩̝̜̬͔̠̦̬̞̠̯̘̤̭͔̟̘̮͚̰̲͚̹͓̯̻̜̹̳̗̞̩̝̗̭̬̯̼͉̯̯̹̰͉̪̭̤̘̠̰͚͔̜̭̟̗̩̞̰̮͎̰̱̳̜̥̺̟̮̿̀̃͌̀̅̈́͑̽̀̏̏͆́͋̊͒̋̊̑̈́͑͒̃̈́͗̌͒̌́͌̈̆̾̆͗̉͌̆̾̽̏͌̓͒̌̓̈̑̂̈̃̏̊̆͌̐̇͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅN̴̨̨̢̡̧̰̞̺̮̥͖̻͓͇̠̭͔̣͙͍͓̜͙̙̭̜̠͖̹͍͎̳̩̝̞͇̠̜̠̼̫̝̜̳̟͖̠̽̉͜ͅͅG̶͔̠͌͛̃͑̈̌͝Ę̵̧̧̨̜̘̲͚̮͕̭̬͇̱̞̬͎͇̠̱̬͈̠̝̳̫̞̦̥̫̪̞͖̟͖̥̹̦͈̦̜͈̠̘̝͍͎͎̼͈͈̞̳̣̳͈͍͉͙͔̥̲͇̤̥̅̉̍̓̐̒́̀̉̉̌͜͜͜͠ͅͅ ̸̡̛̛̛̛̭̤̾̍́̃̌̒͒̈́́͆̂̅͑͗̑̈͋͛̌͐̌̀̄̐͂̈́͗͐͑͊̇̾̈́̆̊̅͋͑̂̎͗́̂̋̈́͛̾̉̔̍̈́̔́̈́̂̎̄̈́̈́̈́̓̎̑̿͛͘̚̕̚̕̚͘͘͝M̷̧̢̡̧̡̨̢̡̨̡͇̥̤͇͎͍̳͔͇̝͉͕͉̦͉̥͚̤̻̲̜̯̩͚̬̪͙͕̩̘̠̝̼͉̩̠͇̬̻͔̰̟͈̪̣̥̼̗̂̽̔̔̔̓̑̆̀̚͘̕̚͜͜ͅE̸̢̡̡̨̛̛͇̲̦̞͇̟͔̝̺̬̣̭̪̻̬̺̭̣̩͙͉̘͉̯̥͕̱̩̣̪̩͉̹̰̳̲̠̫̳̬͓̬̞̤̖̦̟͕̫̭̰̻̬͈͙̰̎̆̀̑̋̽̒̐̔̽̌̎̎̒̀̈́͛̈́̀̏̏̊͛̑͛̐̒̏̊̏͌́͌̔̈̓̎̾̓̏̿͊̒͗̏̏͛͛̀̅̋̓̈́͛̀͂̀̀̃͊́̕̕͘̕͜͠͝͝͠ͅ ̵̨̧̢̧̨̧̧̢̨͉̯̩̪͈͚̺̯̜̫̟̺͖̱̺͔̠̻̘̫͎̖͎͈͕̟̭̳̮͎͚̺̬̮̤̭͎̘̞̳̰͓͎̺̘̳̝̤̠̥̗͎̖̈́̋̃̐̚ͅM̵̧̛̖̙̭͓̰̲͇̦̜̯̺͖̹͙͓̦̩͎̺̥̭̲̟̀͗͋̌̎̎̍̅̑̀̈́͛̎̋́̉́̈͆̀͌̅̅͆̈́͒̎̅͆̓̀̐̈́͒͑̇̉̈́́̆͛̄̀̔̍̔̆̅̈͂͆̓̊͑̅̓̌̕̕̚̕͝͝O̷̧̤͚̻̮̰̠̳̬̾͂̔͝R̸̢̢̢̡̢̡̧̨̨̛̦̲̤͉͕̜̖͚̦̱̬̼̟̗̝̜̫̠͓̱͉͖̥̲̭̖̦̘̟̦̯͖̩͔̮̙͇͓̘̙̞̯̻̟̯̖̖̤̦̜̺̺͖̻͚̗͋̂̊̂͗͜͜ͅͅŤ̸̢̡̢̛͍̺͈̗̩͕͈͚͍̩̼̭̹̝̖̲͔̲̻͇̭͉̘̲̹̠̪͈͕͇̹̳͔̫̣̠̬̻̖͇̯̣̟̣͕̟͓͓̈͆̀͑͊̅͋̈́̍͋̾̀̊͗́̀̋̃̏͑́͑͆̾̈́͛͂̑̐̽̈́̽̆͐̈́̍͗̈́͒́̃̃̄͆̅̽̈́̎͑͒̓͑̈́̽̒̐̓̊̎̚̚̕̚̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅA̴̢̢̧̹͓̣͈͚̼̮͇͇̦̝̥͖̱̻̯̟͔̯͉͖̞̱̪̦̪̗̰̽͌̎̏͂͊̉̽̈́̂̂̂̋͛̇̈́͐͗͗̂̽̿̿́̆̈́̈̐͂̽͌͗́̓̊̎̏͗̽̓̿̐̾̂͊̉̒̐̀̇́̈́̊͋̋͆̂̊̃̑́̿̿̊̓̏̉̿̕͘͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅL̶̨̢̢̡̛̙̼̤͖͍̱̲̘̼͍̪͎͇͉̠̰̳̼͔̱̪̱̖̗̮͔̼͉̹͖̦̜̥͔͎̲͉̳̬̖͚͕͍̤̾̄͐̋̔̌̊̿͊̏̾͌̈́̏̎̐̿͂̋͛̑̇̑̃̓̈̽͋͑̀̐́̏̔̿̃̌́̌̌͊̑͂̅́̆̊̈́̈́̑̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝

[@strongest_eggg]

@@latteloli4741 The fuck you say to me you little shit

[@dani62047]

Dog noises Dog=Bristle=Hair + =Bad hair Noises=Loud=Bad

[@ver.angy.1.0]

Do you think josuke beats up random animals because he thinks they insulted his hair

[@WandererRedux]

You know your hairstyle is *-AWFUL-* *AWESOME* when even the blind guy calls you out on it.

[@DohTheEntertainer83]

AT Productions _"What the fuck did you just say about my hair?"_ [PUNCHES A BLIND MAN]

[@Shuyin781]

Redux that's because even blind people can sense the profound ugliness of josuke's hair

[@allfather6346]

ARE YOU JOBIN OR ROHAN

[@mis_l5858]

Published in Heaven Rohan

[@kanui2935]

2:06 imagine some dog minding his own business and then some guy says I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!

[@qwertyasdf9290]

Same with pet shop

[@exaid0556]

Yeah, how the heck josuke understood that they're insulting his hair? I can guess that maybe Iggy tried to rip it, but pet shop...

[@josukehigashikata4115]

@@exaid0556 pet shop tried to make it a nest i had to kill him

[@sirtieman]

and also comes at you full speed

[@Sh4dow00]

I love how most of the characters just stand or run away after insulting Josuke's hair but after Polnareff does it, Josuke instantly dashes onto him and it's perfectly cut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@osmanthuss77]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@thefatassskeletonthatbefri3554]

How polnareff actually got his whellchair :

[@HandlessuckL]

2:06

[@norikaghra]

@@osmanthuss77 HAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH THE MOST FROM THE TEXT AHHAHAAHAHAH

[@johnwise9811]

3:55 "y'all got a weird head" mmm yeah okay shiggechi

[@ckat6785]

Rokakaka fruit head lookin ass

[@RafehhhA]

John Wise (SPOILER) BRUH HIS HEAD BE LOOKING LIKE THE ROKAKA FRUIT!

[@lovetrain5025]

he says this before waddling away like naruto trying to take a shit

[@maxwellreeves9548]

John Wise I didn’t know he had hair

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@@RafehhhA durian lookin head

[@TheAzulmagia]

Imagine having your hair insulted by a blind man.

[@betergriffin1323]

The worst part is that N’doul didnt even insult it, he was just confused

[@sombrastudios5765]

who's the blind guy

[@betergriffin1323]

Sombra Studios N’doul, the dude with Geb

[@newusernamessuck]

I would actually like being N'doul friend

[@addan3002]

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT!!!

[@r-rexe3071]

1:40 "Your parents will be sad.'' Says the fucking Father

[@cara2467]

DAMN YOUR FATHER MUST BE SO BAD, THAT MUST BE WHY YOU HAVE THAT HAIRSTYLE 20 years laters: Hold the fuck up

[@Karlos1234ify]

It's shaped like a shoe.

[@tylersyaboi]

This is not even my real name I had a meme where he held up his finger and his head was small while he said that but I lost it.

[@gokublack7022]

The_ ExeGamer ikr

[@naijal2761]

That means he's right about at least one of the parents.

[@trishuna5915]

3:57 Have you looked at yourself lately?

[@vividlantern8854]

Holy shit you survived the beatdown?

[@mr.0511]

Oh hi trish

[@ckong4479]

Trish, please send feet pics, PLEASE!

[@tigs0515]

@Igor Ktos wait what...

[@Cairo40000]

@Igor Ktos The fuck?

[@ywnzrx_]

everyone : * insult his hair * josuke : * rAGES * everyone : * n i g e r u n d a y o *

[@roguemagic25]

ro. Except Johnny

[@jillie_boe_legweak2487]

No Speedwagon just stands there Meacinglyyyy

[@frogk694]

Except kira's last form, he just started bowing almao

[@diavolodoppio5672]

The jostar technique

[@maliciousgd5256]

And Gyro just be walking.

[@randomdude933]

Zeppeli: “what secrets does that hair hold?” (Probably talking about how he made it) JOSUKE: “so anyway I took that personally”

[@LeFrancht75]

Joestars after hearing Josuke's bout to end the First Zeppeli : *You have been officially kicked off from the Joestar*

[@nkyfong]

I thought Zeppeli was asking what was inside Josuke's hair instead of how he made it.

[@ladypeachbuns5080]

4:21 Kira: Chottomatte im sorry pls forgive me-

[@nikaineen9081]

LMAO YES

[@thetitanhater]

LMAO

[@masterlasheron]

2:06 Language doesn't matter when you talk shit to his hair.

[@nahuoxus405]

+masterlasheron (¡nɐlnɾ nɐlnſ!) Masterlasheron que haces viendo el Shoshos

[@kep4468]

2:40 is a better example IMO -Arregla tu pc wn-

[@CraneoHR]

Eso no me lo esperaba xd

[@santiagocanepa3637]

quien lo diría el señor viendo el llollos xD

[@kiritomaxeren]

Usted que hace aqui exactamente? xd

[@ilovemeltedsand]

Joseph: What’s with that shameful,ugly hair?! Your parents will be sad! hold on a second... 1:38

[@sombrastudios5765]

*eventually,old Joseph stopped thinking*

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

We're talking about 68 year old Joseph, not 79 year old Joseph

[@beemerpepper282]

@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 68 year old joseph is the father when he went to japan

[@emblemblade9245]

Point is part 3 Joseph didn’t know he fathered Josuke, he found out after part 3

[@grapejuice8072]

Iggy: "laughing" josuke: "immediately assumes that iggy is insulting his hair"

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

Josuke knows dog language

[@heitorzincleiton5071]

GodzillaGamerFan 2020 and birds

[@grimgamer0527]

2:05 That was such a perfect cut. The obvious meme is, One Second Before Disaster.

[@Mrcl_2]

To be continued

[@iattacku2773]

damn pet shop had the best one. that burn was hot lava

[@kid_eisenhorn9438]

Iattacku What about Iggy’s?

[@vcsa681]

"Wakakaka"

[@dualitygrief576]

Ice cold*

[@CoolFennekin]

@@kid_eisenhorn9438 He just laughed, Pet shop, Jeez make him a rapper and he destroy everyone.

[@edotenseisama6840]

Iattacku idk Johnny’s was killer

[@EternalVirgin]

Not only he's as tactic-savvy as his dad, he can also see through Johnny's sarcasm and understand dog and hawk language. What amount is his IQ?!

[@brockbruss256]

DraculaCronqvist is it 4000?

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

brock bruss no,its 400000

[@zentstar7x]

He store a shit ton of brain inside the hair

[@detaexpunged9859]

No you all are ronge, it’s kars level of IQ

[@soul6733]

It's Rick and Morty IQ.

[@forsakemnx]

1:52 Josuke: Your Hair sucks. Kakyoin: *Right back at ya buckaroo*

[@antfucker98-c8u]

"TAKE THIS JOSUKE, 20 METER EMERALDO SPLASHO" *Kakyoin t-posing on top of that lamp post*

[@zechariahmcintyre7784]

@@antfucker98-c8u Turns Kakyoin into a donut

[@DohEntertainment]

2:13 That's how I would imagine the Josuke/Hol Horse spin off starts.

[@kiikokiko8932]

yeah that's basically what happens

[@hazing1433]

@@kiikokiko8932 lmao

[@lewisaino]

​@@kiikokiko8932So Eyes of Heaven the Memes are Canon?? 😂😂

[@curbotoo732]

2:07 Iggy: ~dog noises~ Josuke: *I swear to god-*

[@notso_cody]

I know it's a joke but Iggy can look up to Josuke's hair and bark and laugh at it so Josuke knows what it means

[@reallyannoyingguy6625]

Same thing at 2:39

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@GooserMan]

Local news: man accused of killing a dog kills an eagle, says it insulted his hair.

[@snackboxone364]

He’s about to commit a main villain act

[@samjames6714]

“Calling your hair garbage is the only ‘result’ that matters.” -Diavolo

[@fedemedina3129]

Diavolo death number 1684917 be like

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

Diavolo, such a joker

[@SOTRPG]

@@fedemedina3129 i laugh ahauhauahaha

[@Indivisibleidiot]

Even speedwagon dislikes that hair.

[@HollowIchigo54]

because he knows his is better

[@EternalBooda]

+IndependantSmile Because he terrifies him and it signifies the end of the world.

[@Xenolis]

He dislikes it COOLY

[@TheMasterZero19]

"Now he reveals his hair as the worst style in the world!"

[@PeterProductiveHQ]

See that hair? It's a sign he was born with the devil's shit taste

[@conntoons_4848]

6:16 Diego just insults a 16 year older Japanese kid’s hair and walks away like a boss.

[@Rxmonste]

His hair is so bad, the president of the United States himself said 6:19 "I won't allow the people of my country to have it"

[@sumfood6824]

That's why Joskue lives in morioh

[@простокирилл-й7р]

@@sumfood6824 moroho?

[@PKmaster12]

Valentine sounds like Kim jong un now

[@anonymouscat02]

So Valentine is racist?

[@russo1501]

*Doiyaa~*

[@nikopitsiladis7834]

1:35 "Your parents will be sad" Joseph, sir, you're literally his dad...

[@DarkMatterBacon]

Yeah that’s why he said it

[@nikopitsiladis7834]

@@DarkMatterBacon i dont think so? it's old joseph but he's still p3 joseph, not p4 joseph.

[@samjerka1396]

@@nikopitsiladis7834 josuke was born a few years before sc starts

[@nikopitsiladis7834]

@@samjerka1396 ooo okay

[@beltsan8524]

He doesn’t know that. Yet

[@APanda_V.1]

0:33 - Joseph : Huh ? What's that gigantic thing on your head ?! - Josuke : I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING IT ! - Joseph : *NIGERUNDAYO INTENSIFIES*

[@NateTheTailor]

He says that to his son or something

[@ZunyWasHere]

lol thats 1939 joseph

[@asianco0ckroach677]

I'm sure that the part where Diavolo insults Josuke's hair is one of his funniest deaths

[@Hydrogen92]

5:08 By far, the best one hands down.

[@raquelbraga6830]

I agree

[@aethersome]

Diavolo’s a savage

[@cliff943]

yes

[@mohammedhannan2263]

diavolo roasted the fucking shit out of josukes hair lmao

[@blacktrickoverdosejojo6262]

If jouske was in part 5 going against diavolvo and insults his hair it will be Rohan vs jouske allover again

[@Lil_Fella_]

Polnareff: *turtle noises* Josuke: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?

[@CowboyLuigi]

Kakyoyin: RERO RERO RERO Josuke: "I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING MY HAIR!"

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

A turtle: *turtle noise* (How will Josuke react to that?)

[@ryan-tt6ft]

Josuke: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?

[@yes-rh9bg]

the fugo one was litteraly fugo : *AAAAAAAAA* josuke : *_AAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

[@herculesatan4514]

I love how after insulting Josuke’s hair, they either walk away, run for their lives, or get pummeled into mulch. Even the Ultimate Lifeform fears Josuke’s wrath.

[@enque2970]

5:54 "Hey Josuke, that hair style is actually great. I like it :)" _Joestar's vertion of WRYYYYYY_

[@user-vi7hx9zl1f]

He is being sarcastic

[@jskraj455]

1:35 but joseph...you are the father.

[@InfiniteFunwithSega]

his hair is so bad that he denies the fact he's the father

[@Karlos1234ify]

Because his head is shaped like a shoe.

[@mildlyharmfulmalware3929]

Maury: The results are in. Joseph, you are the father! "OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!"

[@carldaniel4906]

Shambles in the original english subtitles of Eyes of Heaven, he said "Your mother will be sad!"

[@mannime4188]

run forest= run joseph

[@peanutpunk2949]

5:53 Josuke mercilessly beats a cripple for complimenting him

[@Toxin_Glitch]

_He’s gonna fix and then re-cripple Johnny_

[@SConsumer998]

*I will never forgive the Japanese!*

[@NateTheTailor]

@@Toxin_Glitch that happens in all star battle when he uses his special move on Johnny

[@disgal6235]

Johnny is quite the asshole

[@felixfloof]

Hes still salty from all star battle when he got healed then crippled again

[@strayanimator9676]

4:20 Kira bowing down to Apologize

[@FurryFlox]

420

[@ToppCuber]

@@FurryFlox blaze it

[@greencomet2011]

4:51 Oh because you're the one to talk, Mr. Swiss Chesse Tuxedo and Strawberry Tie.

[@NateTheTailor]

Also in the anime he becomes green cheese or just moldy cheese

[@Envy1359]

3:01 Josuke made fun of his own hair and got mad at himself.

[@BenandJery]

2:39 Jesus, Josuke's kind oversensitive about his hair. Before you know it, somebody's stomach growling would be an insult to his hair

[@themetavirus]

Even a footstep would be a insult.

[@HydeKurogane]

@Lapass Lassuli feminist on nutshell

[@mirabelkaaaa8728]

@@HydeKurogane you really did woned them boyyyyy fuck feminism amirite

[@thesuperdoge2476]

TheMetaVirus well yuya have a stand that made out of feet

[@user-tn4dn7jp6j]

@@mirabelkaaaa8728 You mean man hating with a skin.

[@Collided_Universes]

5:56 Johnny: *sarcastic voice* wow that hair looks so nice Josuke: I WONT FORGIVE YOU FOR INSULTING MY HAIR

[@downfallmandf9705]

Johnny: That hairs great keep it up bud Josuke: *YOU KISS MAMA WITH THAT MOUTH?!*

[@netherlord5342]

Sarcasm

[@Zucchi_Zuru]

@@netherlord5342 when Josuke forgets what sarcasm is because hair

[@succysuccinton9332]

johnny is super sarcastic so eh

[@handmethatpochitussy]

@@succysuccinton9332 hes still in negative not zero.

[@faderxotic6331]

sarcasm.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Man even Josuke doesn't like Josuke's hair lol

[@Fargoth_Ur]

I love how Joseph IMMEDIATELY runs away as soon as Josuke goes berserk.

[@nuibaba280]

OH NOOOOOOOO

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

[@loudfrenchsobbing3180]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! Team mate : DAMMIT JOSEPH

[@taboonandris9547]

GAS IT CEASER HE'S GONNA KILL US

[@fetal.beetle07734]

He's using the Joestar Secret Technique

[@joanne153]

Lmao Kira ‘That hairstyle... I haven’t blown you up already, have I? Hehe”

[@mrs.kishibe]

3:33 Rohan: That hairstyle... It sucks! Josuke: I wont forgive you for insulting it!! Rohan: *runs away like a little bitchboy*

[@aino9978]

But your rohan

[@TheUltimaBoxer]

Intense ptsd

[@dreggman7584]

Bitchboy

[@corrinshotbf6751]

hi other rohan

[@Bon-bn5lc]

😂

[@karstheultimatebeing2808]

6:39 _do you think you have the right to say that at ALL_

[@vanillaice4948]

Exactly. Joshu’s hair is much worse. 😂

[@Mohammed_AvdoI]

@@vanillaice4948 sun go BURRRR

[@discord3010]

@@Mohammed_AvdoI Ultimate being kars go: 🗿

[@Mohammed_AvdoI]

@@discord3010 yo angelo

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

6:44 *TO BE CONTINUED*

[@depressedmole39]

2:41 - 2:43 I see that Josuke is so adept at finding hair insults that he understands it in bird language.

[@CosmicMetalhead]

And in barks

[@danielzakgaim2764]

He doesn't know what they're saying, but he can detect their intention.

[@makotoplush9776]

I love how everyone feels in character when they insult Josuke's hair.

[@portal2kid]

No one: Kakyoin: *(stands on a lamppost)*

[@adude1242]

He's asserting hair dominance

[@sherlockstrange1693]

*M E N A C I N G LY*

[@silvereaglestudios]

@@adude1242 Josuke will put him in a water tower.

[@ronn6946]

@@silvereaglestudios You mean he will make him a donut?

[@croqueta777]

“My hairstyle's a lot more refined than yours” do you really think I died because of DIO. No, I died because of saying that.

[@franciscocastro4082]

3:17 Koichi: You know Josuke, i think that your hairstyle is a bit out of fashion... Josuke:[ANGRY NOISES] Koichi:NIGERUNDAYO!!

[@KORONEVIRUS]

Francisco Castro His dad taught him how to do the secret joestar technique

[@Drip_Vader]

I expected smarter of you Koichi

[@randomgrmlin]

1:58 Kakyoin is asserting his dominance.

[@Some_Duck_Perhaps]

I remember the last time he standing like that And it didn't end well

[@knockoffcrusaders3785]

Dude you didn’t have to say that now I’m tearing up

[@-Wayla-]

The fact EVEN BLIND MAN could sense that his hair is bad is amazing.

[@urieldiazavellaneda405]

*WHAT DID YOU SAY!?*