JOJOSUBA | Episode 1

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-Jojosuba, Jojo and Konosuba, what could possibly go wrong? :)
This is only Episode 1, more stuff will come soon!

[@BragonGod]

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[@user-nh3qg6gw8p]

hi bragongod

[@saikithepsiioniic1358]

Jojosuba's blessing on this wonderful bizarre adventure

[@tedreal2748]

bragon unban me in discord pls i will not send furry porn again

[@ilan4605]

PART 2 PLSSSS

[@buuduoisontop]

Make episode two of this right now.quality content

[@Blank_EA]

jotaro: calmly panic joseph: confused dio: im a f**king bird

[@GoldWheels]

Kars: did someone say B I R D

[@ABC-ik9vj]

@@GoldWheels petushoppu

[@user-nh3qg6gw8p]

LMAO

[@wytildlool]

BIRB

[@GoldWheels]

@@wytildlool oh hey Giorno

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Friend: So what's your favourite isekai anime? Me: it's complicated

[@wytildlool]

Overlord

[@Funnyguy127]

It's not complicated

[@LickyFreaky]

Hmmmm

[@0zif]

Konosuba

[@jobaruyt4920]

Re:Zero

[@RawazFHK]

I’m really interested in how many times bragon said wtf am i doing with my life while making this video.

[@user-nh3qg6gw8p]

hi rawaz

[@justsogusto4979]

Please no ban, spare some cooch madame rawaz

[@MrCat-hu7ry]

Rawaz onee-chan !

[@chillby4198]

Jo

[@edgard.garcia1401]

I don't know, How many bread crumbs have you eaten in your life?

[@mediumtext8038]

The idea of having Dio and Joseph joking around and laughing together like bros just killing me

[@0predaking0]

Well in theory Dio is kinda the Gramps of Joseph XD after all he is in ¿Possession? Of Jonathan's body

[@LL-oq5sf]

@@0predaking0 body ≠ soul "That as****le stole my granpa's body"

[@0predaking0]

@@LL-oq5sf like I said in theory, the DNA thingy

[@D9fjg]

​@@0predaking0 So Dio is both Joseph's grandfather and his grandfather's killer it's kind of like having your grandfather be hitler

[@JesusChrist-lh1gc]

Aqua: *Breathe* Jotaro: “sO iT iS tHe sAmE tYpE oF sTaNd aS Star Platinum ?”

[@astralbaby6962]

* gets punched in the face *

[@oceanman2398]

i thought u were on steel ball run wat are you doing here

[@svppbai]

same

[@JotaroKujo-rd1ke]

Yare yare daze

[@ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э]

Justice: *Confused screaming*

[@furdgezon]

"So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum?" "Same type of wha-" *"GENDER EQUALITY"*

[@ghostlydude6478]

Jotaro = Kazuma confirmed

[@darthbacon3331]

its his sub-stand "platinum of equality"

[@KazumaSatouReal]

@@ghostlydude6478 yes

[@livyth6134]

Kinda reminded of "Kaio-what?!" from dbza

[@edcaous]

So in other words, Jotaro can defeat anything as long as he says those lines?

[@linkfromzelda1002]

“Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever” Aqua: “Hold my beers”

[@andreasgustavsson3861]

*"Hold my tears"

[@hairyputter5363]

Hold my underwear

[@tofu585]

I think it’s better if someone takes her beers away

[@jatuponcoles1567]

But the cups are empty.

[@ghostgimli8876]

...but this is water.

[@TheMooingMouse]

8:08 Joseph: "DIO!" Dio: "I'm Dio" I'm dead LOL your editing is flawless man ahahaha

[@Sans-kp3pe]

its a reference to kazuma's "Kazuma here" when everyone says his name.

[@TheMooingMouse]

@@Sans-kp3pe I'm aware and I also am Kazuma

[@CELTIC_WARRIOR-3889]

@@Sans-kp3pe hai kazuma desu

[@taufikh2885]

Kono Dio da

[@Yussif_Feeee]

Me too ksksks

[@sleeper677]

“I got hit by a f***ing truck.” - Jotaro, 2020

[@M_ZS19]

I’m dead bro

[@HalfBakedPotatoWedges]

But didnt he survive an entire "road roller"?

[@bettabass1994]

Ryota Metari Truck-Kun is a whole different entity

[@DKOIsoul]

Ryota Metari Truck-kun is op

[@mu2137]

The same thing happened to my dad in 2007

[@youhobosarereadytohaha6050]

Dio looks like he's having so much fun watching Jojo siwa

[@bruhman2779]

Yes and also enjoying the sun

[@charleslanohan9408]

E

[@liotao]

your profile picture makes it better

[@youhobosarereadytohaha6050]

@@liotao it's the Scout form team fortress 2

[@liotao]

@@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 fair enough

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

Okay but seriously seeing dio and Joseph interact while not trying to kill eachother is a hillarious idea and I love it

[@peachesncreame7217]

If Dio wasn’t evil, he’d actually be a good grandpa.

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

@@peachesncreame7217 it’s actually canon that Dio would be a great dad to Giorno just to spite Dario. His evilness makes him a good parent.

[@clockpuncher8298]

@@ignoremypaststupidity2719 I mean, not really, he had three other children and he didn't care for them either.

[@yourtrashtalkingbro9118]

@@clockpuncher8298 Who were the others?

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

@@clockpuncher8298 araki himself said that, you can’t argue against it. He also probably meant under good circumstances but it’s still canon

[@Maki_4329]

Some overpowered MC: *Can destroy the entire universe* Jotaro: "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum"

[@slykecalubayan4786]

N-NAN-

[@AaronGaming626]

BA- BAKANA

[@Joselo3280]

Wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@popbob6427]

*"kills you"*

[@Oueenazolatigressgina]

*ROAD ROLLER DAAAAAAAAA*

[@user-nh3qg6gw8p]

Words can't express how i'm feeling right now

[@brwnprettiboy]

Ur having a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@iltobigbaka20]

But dio can!

[@boncattoo]

Greato

[@nohJpaC]

You're Horny

[@iboneofsword864]

Can't wait for ep2

[@shirouthehero696]

Jotaro: “DIO” DIO: “I’m DIO” Wait a minute...

[@nttt..]

I don't get it.. instead my head started to play dior by pop smoke

[@Boss_Dimas]

same as actual voice Aqua : hei hei Kazuma : Kazuma desu

[@yeetyeetiatepete5140]

actually dio did that when joseph said DIOO

[@shirouthehero696]

æ “Kazuma” “Yes, I’m Kazuma” I thought it seemed like a reference to how Kazuma responds to his name

[@Boss_Dimas]

@@shirouthehero696 close enough

[@cadengreen4567]

Jotaro: *serious face* Also Jotaro: “I got hit by a f*cking truck” I was dying lmao

[@Pixel-Days]

Also did you note truck kun is squid from spaltoon?

[@critikasalihmeylani]

🗿

[@shinigami_ajinkya6019]

What's the anime?

[@shinigami_ajinkya6019]

@@TheGigaSigma k but I already found thanks anyways

[@TheWtfanime]

Watching Joseph and Dio, two of the most bitter enemies ever bond over their mutual hatred for how annoying Aqua is was the funniest thing ever. And what's even better is that it fits within the logic of both universes.

[@timurismailovic6866]

"I got hit by a f*cking truck" -Jotaro Kujo

[@lisethrodriguez85]

timur ismailovic Who was top and who was bottom

[@austinwilson7373]

I honestly expected Kira to show up from that

[@cajs100]

I remember him hitting the truck

[@champagnesupernova1839]

to be honest I was expecting the truck to show up lmao

[@schwieber637]

Wasn't it a road-roller

[@NaughtiusMaximmus]

"DIO" "kono dio-" This was way better than i expected

[@sirottovonbismarck6776]

It's like the running joke of Kazuma saying "I'm Kazuma"

[@gyrokudon5957]

@@sirottovonbismarck6776 *So it is the same type of stand as Star Platimum?*

[@sovietmasterfurret9215]

Dio: *float* Also Dio: im a fking bird

[@QarQarQar]

Joseph: DIOOO DIO: Kono- Joseph: LETS GET THIS OVER WITH, I NEED TO POOP REAL BAD DIO

[@Al_musawi14]

Bruh that was good

[@cuteanimegirluwu2117]

DIO: I'm a cold-blooded immortal vampire.. Also DIO: Gets killed by a pistol

[@ofal5124]

aqua propably loaded it with turn undead

[@vinhpham2791]

No he opened the door when it was daytime

[@mahmoodmc]

He could've stop time

[@Shyuthros]

Also DIO: "open your mouth. Let me spit in it! WOUF WOUF BITCH"

[@Shyuthros]

Also DIO again...: "I'm a fucking bird"

[@xxxSaiyan228]

BragonGod, it's been 2 years. You still owe me new episode of Jojosuba

[@TheStickCollector]

Add one to that. Unless it is too similar to the dio only version.

[@alexwithaa21]

dio saying: "i'm a f*cking bird" is the incarnation of my sense of humor.

[@gypsyalpha1]

Ikr

[@ryansomething3918]

yes 8:32

[@willow_song2596]

Dio: "I'm a F*ing bird" Joseph: *Getting Kars flashbacks*

[@irisvalencia6675]

image that was space and kars was hearning but remember.....he still a rock

[@laggyfilms4768]

Oh god

[@valentds]

joseph: don't know if i'm senile or what, but i didn't remember shit about part 2, only stands now!

[@penguin4650]

NIGERUNDAYO!!

[@ysuri]

XD

[@Esper_Compleat]

I just died when Joseph yelled Dio, then Dio just responds "I'm Dio."

[@kirbs_3378]

And it was so calmly it seems lol

[@shabyyusiputra6010]

Aint that like a kazuma reference?

[@zeno7570]

DIOOOO

[@Asandmanwithnosandplan]

@@shabyyusiputra6010 yes,it is.

[@bigshoe4785]

When?

[@OGROBLOXPLAYER]

when i saw dio praying before he ate his food i died of laughter

[@wutvillegaming]

"praying"

[@OGROBLOXPLAYER]

@@wutvillegaming oh no

[@Blarghsauro]

@@OGROBLOXPLAYER Joseph???!

[@OGROBLOXPLAYER]

@@Blarghsauro nigerundayo smokey

[@elgordobondiola]

Pucci table manners

[@OwysGaming]

"What is your favourite anime?" "JoJosuba."

[@dootf]

Yes

[@hero2470]

I am your 69th like be grateful

[@yeetgamersvk1399]

@@hero2470 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@hero2470]

@@yeetgamersvk1399 BRUH

[@TheBurgito]

"Wait what"

[@G1DDEL]

“Satan is my n**ga” Dio Brando 2020

[@akirashirogane2729]

what n**ga?

[@j0ckson359]

omg i lost my shit on that.

[@2side1coiniskandaraslar69]

@@akirashirogane2729just put 'I' and a 'G' and it spell igga

[@mooncandlelight3968]

"I am a fucking bird"

[@pelaorr]

@@akirashirogane2729 youtube censorship if you say nigga

[@TheShuckmeister]

JoJo, Konosuba, and Kimi no na Wa. I feel like this video was made for me

[@Avikori]

Oh hey shuck hajsjadjs

[@karama5562]

bruh where r u in the video I thought u were an official jojo character

[@mosupple9461]

The holy trinity is complete

[@GoldWheels]

I thank you Shucky for telling me about this video through a community post

[@user-nh3qg6gw8p]

hi shuckmeister

[@ItsAnantBruhh]

Not the crossover we wanted but the one we needed

[@soldier_3908]

Imagine yoshikage kira comes out of knowhere to introduce himself after aqua introduce herself.

[@Troloze]

i swear to god if Kira isn't megumin i'll me fucking pissed

[@h.4222]

if kira wash there he wuld steal aquas hand and leaves

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

I thought Kira was going to appear at first instead of Jotaro.

[@MJT-DA]

Joseph: "You're a dollar store Dracula" *GOdDaM tHaTs AloTtA dAMage*

[@ammo6261]

Head shot

[@Diplexer]

Joseph: "You're not more then a dollar store Dracula" :)

[@SecurityGG]

What about when he says this to Aqua.. "I never knew my favorite word can become a person" Edit: Now with exact words

[@herobizarre6010]

Strange, I find myself wanting a full series of this.

[@carmineaddato781]

Same thing, I seriously want a full series

[@raydendrewronquillo5138]

Same

[@giorway9153]

not strange

[@Gammameem]

@@giorway9153 Not strange, Bizzare

[@ShinuGuardian]

Not bizzare, normal

[@Hollarite]

Love how DIO gets along with everyone, it's nice to see

[@ПророкГрибобой]

dio: I'm a cold-blooded immortal vampire also dio: *dies after a bullet shot*

[@donatsuobrasco3593]

Wooden bullet to the heart probably

[@martindiaz1263]

@@donatsuobrasco3593 kairoseki bullet

[@sitifaridah6697]

*Turn undead* bullet

[@miachelcosco6408]

That's some other worldly stuff

[@pardalalbino6380]

@@martindiaz1263 clorophyte bullets

[@bottomtext593]

The Jojos Bizarre Adventure community has reached an entire new level.

[@nooope5213]

You mean a whole nother level?

[@rezarionbyakudan]

Coming from my mind

[@zeinner237]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[@nooope5213]

We’re golden wind

[@itssomeone2931]

Yes sir

[@PHILHERO1]

8:08 Joseph: "DIO! " DIO: "Kono DIO" That part killed Me, good job 🤣👍

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

Dio: hai, Dio desu

[@berkaltuglu8140]

@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 I know right?!

[@AquaPJ]

Hahahaha this is genius

[@akaxaam]

I love how he still tried to speak afterwards too 😂😂

[@akaxaam]

"Kono DIO-n"

[@Neo-gd5jy]

Dio and Jotaro: *Makes a truce* A few hours later Dio: *Dies*

[@dsagent]

*SOMEONE STOP HIM, HE IS COMBINING THE MEMES FROM MULTIPLE FANDOMS!*

[@lutherstein1928]

*HE'S BECOME THE ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! HE'S UNKILLABLE, UNSTOPPABLE, AND IMMORTAL!*

[@everythingsdark608]

oh fuck haven’t watched konosuba. How far do i have to watch up to?

[@d00mrunn3r6]

Everything’s Dark every episode and every season

[@ScallopLover]

@@lutherstein1928 isn't it, He's immortal! Unkillible! Truly outmatched!

[@ezyawn3161]

@@lutherstein1928 *ALL WE CAN DO NOW IS WATCH HIS VIDEOS LIKE HOW A NINE YEAR OLD KID WATCHES HIS COMPUTER SCREEN WHILE PLAYING FORTNITE*

[@matilozano96]

"DIO!" "I'm Dio..." I see what you did there

[@dio_5240]

Same here

[@jokertm6889]

What does it mean can u explain?

[@M_ZS19]

KONO DIO DA THATS what it means

[@Secretcodrin]

@@jokertm6889 that's what the actual MC of konosuba says.

[@someweeb3650]

@@jokertm6889 hai hai, kazuma des

[@dragonmaster5377]

"This is exactly what happens when the anime studios write the plot" *Shows Darling in the Franxx* Damn, I don't like what you're saying, but you're right

[@adrianebautista8819]

got me dying lol, if only they followed the manga

[@mightdai7489]

Wasn’t DITF an anime original

[@exiagn0012]

@@adrianebautista8819 DITF is an anime original, not from manga adaptation

[@konokillaqueenda1808]

They forgot the manga

[@puroplays1228]

do people forget sunscreen exists?

[@monstertokusatsu6042]

Jotaro :"Wait you're under the sunlight?" Dio :"Yeah, screw the rules I have plot armor"

[@josemaricanon4919]

8:08 Joseph: DIO!! Dio: I'm Dio (LMAO that's Kazuma's thing XD)

[@shihab32]

LMAO

[@gnat6216]

Kono Dio

[@Traumachu]

Not if we're the same person

[@salvatorerampello6247]

@@Traumachu where Is your Brother yoshikazuna Kira?

[@Traumachu]

@@salvatorerampello6247 Gone, reduced to atoms

[@dexses2184]

Alternative ending: Jotaro realizes that Truck-kun is the same type of stand as Star Platinum and punches him in the face.

[@terrencezou1441]

Dexses so it’s the same type of stand of star plathum

[@YAH93]

Ima start flatinum

[@mypersonalaccount4934]

Don't forget that Ambulance-kun is the same type of stand as Truck-kun So Ambulance-kun is the same type as Star Platinum

[@giorway9153]

realizes that Truck is same type of vehicle as Road roller

[@diathedinky1481]

Alternative ending: ⬅️ To be continued

[@kadam.z]

"Dio!" "I'm Dio" I'm dead.

[@dima_briefel]

Dio: I'm faccin bird

[@ylellosnlo3165]

"hai hai KONO DIO DA" Yes i am aware this means "yes yes it was dio", i just did it for the memes im sorry

[@sjalkzjziskzkzo]

Hello Dead

[@yohumanfrisk]

Oh no, Dio even has the "Kazuma des". . . I knew it, this shit's the best anime.

[@dungtrinh5389]

Dio In Hell : The World Over Hell ? :D

[@softly4227]

bro this is a masterpiece! I love your videos, it's a pity that there are so few of them(

[@lolong-zenyalapag7980]

*"I never knew my favorite word could become a person"* -Dio Brando

[@bones8431]

I just now understood that joke, thanks

[@MrBills5700]

@Bun Yello Well, is favourite word is "Muda" which means useless. That pretty much describes Aqua

[@lolong-zenyalapag7980]

@@MrBills5700 yeah or its "beach"(me tryna keep it pg)

[@M_ZS19]

StevosKarlos oh ok thx

[@seapanda384]

Correction -DIO

[@reapd2576]

When DIO said "I can't believe my favorite word can become a person." I gasped

[@kermitthefrog4830]

It took me a while to understand that, it was too good

[@Shadow_Bakon]

U S E L E S S HAHA FUNNI FUNNI😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😂

[@reapd2576]

@@Shadow_Bakon ok fam

[@Shadow_Bakon]

uhhhhh

[@kirikunofficial1083]

Jotaro: Dio you're under the Sunlight, Thats against the Rules. DIO: Screw the rules Jotaro Jotaro: Yare Yare...

[@pavelsTreis]

ACTUALY dio was supposed to say: i have sunscreen. jotaro:oh that makes sense

[@kirabean5441]

@@pavelsTreis NO ! NO ! NO !! NO !!!

[@clashaccount8737]

I was half expecting Jotaro to show up with Star Platinum: Truck Kun after saying "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" to the truck.

[@blunkxt]

Why doesn't this have a million views already?... THIS SHIZ IS ONE BIZARRE ADVENTURE

[@onionshavelayerslotsoflayers]

IKR

[@smokinghotpotato3415]

Yeah a MASTERPIECE

[@mrbrown585]

Yeah this is too underappreciated

[@DatsMexi]

"a ay he said it" -peter griffin

[@taegamma]

Poor Dio, he only wanted his JoJo Siwa T-shirt.

[@_mrtakethatrisk]

O O F to DIO

[@BramLastname]

I'm ashamed to admit, I only just understood the joke.

[@BramLastname]

@Ultra The peak of human potential

[@BramLastname]

@Ultra yeah, it's a kid that's popular on Nickelodeon

[@BramLastname]

@Ultra a kid's tv network in the USA

[@Rei_mooooo]

Aqua: **transferring them into another world** Dio: *I'm a fucking bird*

[@azadaltunel2076]

Dio be like: tatakae tatakae

[@izzahorshamir4765]

@@azadaltunel2076 what?

[@yoshikagekira6831]

@@izzahorshamir4765 Birdren Yeager

[@izzahorshamir4765]

@@yoshikagekira6831 t f?

[@nguyenlightduy7020]

@@yoshikagekira6831 hmmmmmMmm Dio: reject monke return to bird

[@keenstreamsuperbeam7680]

Either this thing is funny as hell or I just got back my whole heartedly laughing at stuff a lot back By watching konsubq Edit:Also I’m subscribing I can’t miss these stuff

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

I love seeing Joseph and DIO being actually friendly with each other

[@lorddio2737]

Well he can be quite dun to be around

[@adamk1429]

@@lorddio2737 00⁰⁰pp00

[@aaronhrahsel6147]

Dio was quite lovely in the beginning tbh

[@BlastSurgeGD]

Me too

[@UmbraDeChaotic]

Because they are "old"

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

As a person who knows what they’re actually saying, it’s so random.

[@FMmaniak24]

Not everything

[@radhityakusumanegara8127]

Well, the only things that make sense in this video is "OH, YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?"

[@bjrntykhelle2892]

@@radhityakusumanegara8127 Hoh.. Mukattekurunoka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka?! Chikazuite kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain ne da. Hoho.. Dwa juubun chikazukanai no youi!

[@Lilshinefan101]

@@bjrntykhelle2892 I'm gonna screen shot that until I can read it right

[@twitching_bot574]

@@radhityakusumanegara8127 It was subtle, but Dio did technically call Aqua useless.

[@Sun-le8ex]

Every Japanese person in existence: Wtf did I just watch

[@WillGlacier]

why the fuck can't you kill Dio?? You lowkey had one job

[@charleslanohan9408]

@@WillGlacier LoL

[@ibeatricebags]

Every person that speaks japanese*

[@E.Mastery]

I’m not Japanese and I still had that reaction

[@santiagovazquez1296]

Heaven

[@TimothyJRBranch]

6:28 useless is dio's favorite word? EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@bottomtext593]

No one: DIO: I'm a f*cking bird

[@lagentity1697]

Nice

[@goldenplayer5410]

I died after I saw that

[@dawoodjorge2616]

Time stamp?

[@srthebox4946]

No one Kars : I’m a fucking bird

[@Svuirlithii]

@@dawoodjorge2616 8:33

[@YouriNotYoori]

Bruh this is like the Episode Before JJBA EYES OF HEAVEN.

[@gamingmaster8337]

I’m saving up to get eyes of heaven lol

[@spritedrink7617]

"Hey, Can you recommend an anime?" "Jojosuba" "What?" "Nothing"

[@sarahmellinger8125]

The sponge bob anime is good

[@spritedrink7617]

@@sarahmellinger8125 Lol yes You watch it too?

[@trollge5881]

@Alejandro Lara *bizarre

[@croc_moat2327]

So underrated

[@barii212]

ah yes 666 likes and 6 replies *damn i made it 7*

[@lobstercodm8345]

Its been 2 years and there's still no sign of a part 2

[@arturo4879]

"So whats your favorite anime" Me: Its complicated.

[@toxxc.5449]

I feel like, this is the 4th time I've seen a similar comment like this

[@yourlocalidiot6250]

Aqua babbling about the requiem arrow meanwhile dio saying “i’m a f*cking bird”

[@lorddio2737]

Im a fucking bird

@@lorddio2737 holy shit

[@bonkpolice7602]

I'm the birb,aaaayyyy

[@brandonchampret8153]

Joseph: "Dio!" Dio: " I'm Dio" That one got me laughing

[@Paulo-mg3be]

Dio: *Hai! Dio Desu*

[@redissus3318]

Dio: im a fucking bird

[@hentai_sub2068]

xd

[@tazionuvolari8142]

Satan my n*gga

[@guardiantiem1875]

i fucking died that was hilarious

[@TheIsackChannel]

Obrigado pela legenda em BR, merece meu like

[@tobinsenpai7359]

Tbm o meu

[@Michaelt_1393]

Language: Japanese Subtitles: reality can be what ever I want Edit- matthews gay don’t cancel me

[@jotarokujo169]

Hotel: Trivago

[@y0n_8]

@@jotarokujo169 delete your comment pls

[@HideFromIt]

@@jotarokujo169 clam down, have a snickers

[@meme-wagon5551]

@Uncreative With Names yet your the only one who cares

[@h3lblad3]

Language: Japanese BragonGod: "It's free real estate."

[@adliiyadhafizan5669]

Konosuba fan: still waiting for S3 JoJo fan: Still dind't get news about part 6 BragonGod:Fine I do it myself

[@Irma_records]

*"DIO!!"* "ᴵ'ᵐ ᴰᶦᵒ"

[@harrisonk2635]

Underrated comment

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

Hai Dio desu

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

@Giorno Giovana oh master I was- I mean *muda*

[@ariqyafifatalahputraani7]

Ay this comment was 4 days ago Mista

[@funnyvalentine4493]

Where does he say that

[@meir4976]

Yo this video is SICK! Aye The creator must be reqarded and honor a thousand times for making this! What a GREAT Effort on editing holy daaaamnn. I give it a rate ot 88%!

[@RelativelyBest]

I want this to be an actual anime.

[@Zortcell]

Tag: super hilarious anime

[@aloysiuslim914]

Tag: jojo

[@Beans988]

Tag: Bizzare Crossover

[@user-qz7zt3sg5j]

Tag: braindead anime

[@andilouis8770]

It's already an anime. It's just it's a parody or canon because it's bizzare you know

[@MrNoob_11]

2020: I'm such a shitty year that there's not even any good new anime SpongeBob and JoJosuba: I'm about to fix this man's whole career

[@Umbooms]

Why did something happen with spongebob this year

[@MrNoob_11]

@@Umbooms check out 'spongebob anime ep 1: bubble bass arc' by Narmak animation on KZbin. You will not be disappointed

[@mrbrown585]

Re:zero for me is the stand out (Actual) anime of 2020.

[@mdraj5655]

Well I would agree if re: zero doesn't exist

[@mrbrown585]

MD Raj What are you actually trying to say? What you said doesn’t make sense.

[@sggyd.795]

“Someone will notice how my hat keeps appearing and disappearing” I still have not noticed yet

[@Cinnaschticks]

I noticed but didn't really acknowledge it until he brought it up.

[@treyer78]

O cara realmente se esforçou pra fazer isso kct, tem meu respeito parabéns novo sub e like 😎👍

[@unrandomman3946]

Dude, from the second Aqua straight up shot DIO with a gun a couldn’t stop smiling.

[@zarek9340]

My first thought as soon as she pulled out the Beretta, was "isn't he immune to just like every conventional weapon?"

[@coca_0146]

@@zarek9340 it's a holy gun

[@BoomKage]

@@coca_0146 that'd make more sense then a "goddess being" using a regular gun.

[@മദ്യപാനം]

Even then, Dio could probably catch bullets with his stand

[@angelourgeghe6228]

Stand: toyota platinum Stand master: truck-kun Ability: can send his enemies to another world just by hitting them

[@Jasonr-]

Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka

[@iamepicfumo2360]

@@Jasonr- BRRRRRRRAAAKA MONOGA DIDNT YOU KNOW JAPANESE VEHICLES ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD

[@Jasonr-]

Stand:BAKA Stand master: TSUDERE Ability:attacks when embarrassed

[@mangouschase]

Toyota Platinum to D4C: I'm you, but already half of the smashing part.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Power: A Precision: A Speed: A Range: C Potential: B other abilities: Nani!? Kanse Dorifto!? : this is an extra ability that toyota platinum had. No matter how fast the target is Toyota platinum can't be evaded/outspeeded/blocked/attacked. And can work regardless of any other stand ability Gate of Speed: Any target hit by toyota platinum can be transported in another world at random by the user's will Ability awaken: This makes any target transported by the ability Gate of Speed have additional abilities at random and can be either good or bad regardless of the user's will

[@sku11z50]

Friend: why do u like jojo? Me: you won't get it.

[@mrbrown585]

6:31 DIO got 😂😂roasted by AQUA!

[@some_furry990]

Yami The boss YAKAMASHI!

[@nhetyson]

"Dio!" "kono Dio" funniest part

[@aidan8465]

"You're not a God you're more of a dollar store vampire" - Joseph Joestar

[@flamekirito151]

*dracula

[@gyrokudon5957]

So it is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?

[@kerhs6986]

Jotaro Kujo ded meme

[@gyrokudon5957]

@@kerhs6986 Sooo *It is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?*

[@saeless8458]

@Jotaro Kujo *Truck-Kun wants to know your location*

[@burnt7882]

Aqua was supposed to guide people who died early, not people who took a century before they died.

[@mooncandlelight3968]

Well,now that means Dio would live more years

[@amityboi4398]

Hey kayoins husband

[@Flvoq]

i guess he had thousands of years to live in this universe

[@Spinosawa]

May god bless your family with ever type of cancer- Dios final words

[@salvatorerampello6247]

Think about this One century Is early respect to the eternity

[@cptnhawkeye6849]

this is better than any anime ive ever consumed.

[@fw_valentard1921]

Nice

[@shutupbruh4255]

except for how jotaro died.

[@eloffski]

I second this

[@vex7439]

since when do you consume anime?

[@Manuel-zc7po]

Agreed

[@skorpion4542]

Mander Bander, если ты читаешь это, то респект тебе и всем кого ты знаешь, перевод имба, я больше с субтитров ржал, чем от самого видел :)

[@blagg1137]

“Satan is my friend” DIO, the Demon

[@senbonkzakura7991]

Excuse me he said my NIGGA

[@yesyouareright9800]

So Diavolo is dio’s friend?

[@reviewsongamesandfandoms3384]

@@senbonkzakura7991 are u black or white?

[@senbonkzakura7991]

@@reviewsongamesandfandoms3384 im white

[@reviewsongamesandfandoms3384]

@@senbonkzakura7991 THEN WHY U SAY N WORD, BLACK PEOPLE GONNA BE MAD AT U BRO

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Aqua: This is better than your boring lives right? DIO and Joseph: *Come again?*

[@ahawksjawbc2464]

@Tigran Abazyan true

[@ajoe.8461]

@Tigran Abazyan oh f**k no man, dio will attain heaven

[@dreadblock7592]

@@ajoe.8461 No he would attain muda

[@ajoe.8461]

@@dreadblock7592 bruh

[@Soulfin]

@@dreadblock7592 you already did when you were born

[@kisuma3415]

3:50 " send you to heaven... " Pucci : *HEAVEN ?!?!* i'm litteraly *dead*

[@lemmehavepeace]

"Not you though, you're going straight to hell" "Satan is my *NIGERUNDAYO"*

[@t.y.n177]

they are also dead

[@Ksr458]

Pucci*

[@kisuma3415]

@@Ksr458 yeah sorry, thanks

[@Kagezawa]

I've been waiting for this masterpiece for a two year now.

[@namelessking4146]

Jotaro: So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum? Aqua: Always has been... Jotaro: [G E N D E R E Q U A L I T Y]

[@jerichocage3825]

7:41 I love how Jotaro just casually said "I got hit by a f*cking truck" like it was just a normal Monday.

[@jackdwoods2009]

Ikr

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

Wouldn't be the first time for him

[@Cyrkki]

well.. being smashed with a roadroller is normal for him.

[@Skadi9890]

*Dio conquers the sun with plot armor* Speedwagon: "This is the birth of the perfect lifeform, the ultimate being, Dio!"

[@thenameless2379]

I never thought a fan based parody would 4th wall more than Gin Tama. This is a masterpiece. 🤘

[@realkingofantarctica]

I don’t see why people keep asking for “Giorno and DIO go to McDonald’s 2” when we’re being given this masterpiece.

[@jajajaxd4726]

"Giorno and DIO go to McDonald's" is good, but this is better

[@AsteroSloth]

Objectively speaking... ITS ALL MASTERPIECES

[@birdguy3434]

I like this better

[@anoninunen]

Honestly expected Truck-kun to show up instead of Jotaro

[@imvegan1994]

*CAR PLATINUM*

[@alphaplayz8927]

For real though

[@MrAracn]

I was expecting Kira to come up instead of Jotaro ^^

[@enricosquasi4229]

Same

[@lordfelidae4505]

Dirto

[@TitoTheDirector]

Fans: Mcdonalods Part 2 when? BragonGod: Shut up.

[@Heiscomingback777]

Woah bragongod became Jotaro for a sec

[@idkaname9519]

He did

[@mrbrown585]

6:22 Aqua caught some... STICKY FINGERRRRRRRRS. After that punch.

[@PoyoPowerPlant]

"Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of-" *toad eating noises*

[@SanJo2MD]

"Kill the demon king and obtain the requiem arrow." "That's the stupidest plot I've heard." Don't talk about Part 5 like that!

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

XD I need to watch that

[@thatonecomment9873]

BRUUUUUUUUUH

[@aketchy2244]

If Giorno already have GER (aka me) then why would he need to obtain requiem again

[@-Zerontek-]

Oh god you are Right

[@aketchy2244]

@@-Zerontek- 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

[@iantubeism]

Feels like a missed opportunity not to call it Konodioda...

[@marvil9205]

kono means this, so it wouldn't be much of a joke to change it from "this wonderful world" to "this is dio", because Kono is found in both

[@guydude5109]

@@marvil9205 That just makes it that much better.

[@HideFromIt]

@@marvil9205 this wonderful Dio edit: ik it wont mean that, also konodioda sounds funny

[@The_Holy_Wooomy]

@@marvil9205 It's how you say "Konoodioda" and "This Wonderful World, this is Dio" sounds amazing

[@marcthomas5949]

Is there a way for it to mean " this wonderful ZA wauldo?

[@odin6647]

"DIO" "I'm dio" such a kazuma and megumin thing, glad to see them do it in the jojo universe aswell :)

[@endakurakku1337]

Никто: Абсолютно никто: Дио: Ебанутся я птичка гыгы

[@yusha1059]

gygy

[@shrimpsnotfood4163]

episode 2: aqua: we need another antagonist **calls ambulance-kun**

[@vitkovskiy4627]

Episode 3: * Overlord here *

[@soyeahitsegg1487]

Oh no!!!! Ambulance-kun killed kira!!! Lol

[@i_sweat4353]

Episode 4: Aqua: we need another antagonist **calls blink teleportation-kun**

[@choi-r7108]

This is the time when I'm grateful for not understanding japanese

[@MASTERSOT]

I understand some but its still funny 😆

[@vince7073]

@@MASTERSOT same

[@26DOOM]

Lucky i'm Japanese and all I feel is pain.

[@NAIJAMONKEYBOY]

LOL

[@MessyMein]

@@26DOOM same

[@darkeruma1661]

*"Dio Meet Aqua"* *"God Meet Goddess"* *"Useful Meet Useless"* *"Is That jojo Reference"*

[@ninamonique9616]

Aqua goddess of sea

[@user-mk1hi8fz2c]

Dio god of gods

[@Forzka]

useful met useless

[@bruuhblackboih8777]

Dark Eruma lol dio means god in Italian

[@darkeruma1661]

Ahh yes my old comment lol