Jokes About EVERY Fast Food Chain! - Dry Bar Comedy

[@mercuriogrimmalkyne2291]

Walked through a BK drive through once, they refused service (we were high af, obviously) so we grabbed a couple grocery carts, tied them together with our belts, used a Frisbee for our steering wheel and had our friends push us through. The manager laughed so hard we got the burgers they were throwing out... over a dozen burgers,5 chicken sandwiches, and about 4 lbs of fries later we pushed our friends home in the "cart car we made"

[@flatfoot38]

😄

[@Kajamora]

Best story!😀

[@deanhicks6321]

@Brian Zeigler CD

[@traewilliams1747]

😂 I need yo weed man number

[@CynthiaPrice79]

I think everybody had this story, or similar. It’s sort of like, “Is that car still going by?” In regard to the one parallel parked on the street.

[@YoZoe3]

"If I can hurry up and decide, can I go from side to side for my sides?" 😆 🤣 😂 I absolutely love Josh Sneed.

[@TheNovellaB]

That alligator joke hits different after watching the Loki series. It was definitely an accomplice.

[@acubsshadow3750]

🤣👍🏽

[@evelynosorio4917]

No me

[@calliedaly1940]

🤣

[@M_Baker9ersFan]

Wow. An MCU reference on this channel. So unexpected 😂 but appreciated. But, be careful not to make Loki alligator 🐊 upset

[@rkms5606]

Anybody, tag the time stamp

[@anamikajoshi8145]

Rob a bank, they will be expecting that 🤣🤣🤣 Shayne never disappoints!!!

[@ToniHunterOne]

Too true!

[@darkmaiden1776]

My favorite about is, "I should rob a place instead of someone. Places have more money than someones. 😂😂😂

[@patrickfyall3536]

Yoooooo. That alligator robbery joke had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tears

[@marthajohnston4334]

It wasn't funny. It was garbage

[@Vortecs]

​@@marthajohnston4334 I agree, that comedian wasn't good at all

[@snappyappyful]

@@marthajohnston4334 It was a real story here in Florida

[@MiraSmit]

Gotta hope the alligator at least got some extra free food out of it.

[@doubledrats235]

I worked at Arthur Treacher’s Fish & Chips on Long Island when I was in college in 1980. Some cheapskates would come in and order a large helping of “cracklings” which were the pieces of fried batter that broke off the food in the fryer as well as a large seltzer. All that was free. And sometimes they would complain too. I was making $2.65 per hour then. Only good thing about that job was a girl I worked with. We have been married now for 40 years. Update: Sadly, my wonderful wife recently passed away. Cancer sucks!

[@MsSavagechef]

I heard you swept that crap off the floor and sold it;

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

Arthur Treachers off veterans highway? Trying to remember exit number

[@doubledrats235]

@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 it was in New Hyde Park on the south side of Jericho Turnpike east of New Hyde Park Road. They tore it down and filled in the basement and built a Taco Bell at that location.

[@doubledrats235]

@@MsSavagechef No, the cracklings were regularly skimmed off along with the food. We kept that location very clean and we didn’t have any roaches . . . until we got the salad bar.

[@Neenaross214]

❤❤❤❤

[@Heavenzvoice]

“ my crown falls off!” He sounded straight up crazy!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@starwekstarwek9245]

Russ Nagel's story is so true about fast food places not serving people who walk up to the drive through. I drive for Lyft and I got a ride to pick up someone at Arby's. It was a women with 2 kids and we went through the drive through and then I took them to their home. 😄

[@emilydotbug]

The dual menu restaurants are mind boggling because there's the best of both worlds! It's overwhelming!!!!

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Especially the ones with Cinnabon in them! Who can eat anything after that?

[@aevans_87]

I've lived in Florida for ten years, and the alligator/Wendy's story is one of the least violent/crazy things to happen down here 😂😂

[@RaymondStedman-rg7yv]

The haunted place on the planet And the dnd center Haduken

[@letsgetreal6402]

After living in FL for ONE year before....can confirm 😂

[@aevans_87]

@@letsgetreal6402 🤣

[@pauldegregorio6432]

Lived there for 6 years. Too many “Florida Men”😄

[@Bronte866]

I’d rather have a gator thrown at me than a Palmetto bug.I men that.

[@dawnmichaele9434]

Asking them to change your order is like asking them to re-wire the pentagon - funniest statement I’ve heard EVER! 😂

[@jarmom4033]

Funny ah bc its sooo true!😂

[@alfredcerwensky7646]

Whoa now! I've worked at the pentagon for with a specialized contractor many years ago on separate occasions. We had just finished a project the week before 911. My heart aches every time there's a mention...now back to your comment yes that could be a piece of work...

[@basilmusic9041]

"Maybe the finest thing to ever come out of these summits" the most understated funniest line. Ever.

[@roguesaxon7064]

I work at a Long John Silvers. Those jokes hit a little too close to home. They are 100% true.

[@giannidcenzo]

😁

[@chloepeifly]

i love the way the guy tells the alligator story

[@CuriousCat1989]

Years ago when I was vegetarian I went through a Wendy's drive thru and asked if they had a veggie burger. I was pretty sure they didn't but thought I'd ask. The girl said, yes, and I was like, cool, let me get that. No joke, they sold and served me a burger with no patty. Every other topping you could think, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and condiments. It was so hilarious I wasn't even mad. I can almost commend her for her effort lol.

[@christinadulworth3175]

Once at BK I asked for a whopper Jr. with no tomato and no onion... I got only tomato and onion. I laughed all the way home. I just couldn't be mad. LOL!😆

[@yppykya]

I went to a BK and asked for a cheese burger, but hold the burger. The girl at the window told me No. I asked why, I wanted everything else just not the burger. She still said No. I asked why, as I would pay the normal price and BK would be saving money. She still said No. Then she asked me to drive through if I wasn't going to order. I offered to pay in advance, she still said No. I gave up and did without,

[@rosieleat6868]

Vegan food has improved a lot since then - but still when I order a vegan pizza, they will give me gluten free as well - I hate gluten free pastry! lol - I'm all good with the gluten! Just not the dead body parts of torutured animals or the fact that calves are taken away from their mothers and killed so that we can have the breast milk of the cow who is sent to slaughter when her milk production goes down. Give me gluten, not the bodily secretions of enslaved animals

[@brendarewan7441]

Burger started the veggie burger with just veggies. After they had the Impossible Burger, I ordered the veggie burger and I got only veggies. You have to say Impossible Burger.

[@alexandersolivan]

​@@yppykya😅

[@MikinessAnalog]

"This chicken isn't done" LMAO tom is always hilarious

[@evavox9761]

At Long John's the first thing we would do was make crumbs in the morning. I was a manager there unfortunately and this is so true.

[@evavox9761]

And it is two tartar packets per meal too. This man knows too much 😂👌

[@insomniahacker1809]

That bit KILLED me lmmfao

[@jem154]

No wonder there's such a problem with obesity 😬🤢

[@bhurt3057]

Why unfortunately? Best money I made and crumblies arw technically calles "blow off". .cause that is what it is..

[@VikkiG1970]

I'm in New Zealand, we call those crumbs 'crispies' and they are delicious. We use to get a free bag at the Fish and Chip shop on the way back from school. The good old days...😊

[@pickleballer1729]

FANTASTIC video! Thanks. I've heard the story about robbing the Wendy's with an alligator about six times and I still laugh so hard I hurt every time. That guy is one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard, and I've lived through the days of Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Galligher, Steven Wright...

[@carlawellbaum9698]

OMG!!! The drive-thru alligator story has me in stitches

[@Plibus]

Same for the drive thru lady

[@n.b.p.davenport7066]

Looking good Carla

[@MrMustangMan]

yes, awesome timing and delivery.....

[@carlfranz6805]

Florida man goes rogue. Hmmm...

[@lindaleelaw5277]

A routine with an alligator weapon brilliant

[@anngreen3495]

Tears rolling down my face listening to the alligator holdup story!

[@jfjc5694]

LMAO 😂

[@pattidrier9593]

It really happened, I live in Florida, I remember when this was reported.

[@pattaccone]

Precisely 🤣🤣

[@kimkrueger2972]

That’s shayne smith! He’s hilarious!

[@brenda324]

@@pattidrier9593 Those true stories make the best humor.

[@rockyronin318]

I live in the next town over where that alligator story happened. True story.

[@JtheRay]

That was Royal Palm right?

[@bert3163]

😂🤣😂

[@Pani-y2g]

Lol

[@archibaldsandiford6003]

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[@archibaldsandiford6003]

@@JtheRay 0kpo p o opp pp

[@Ania-cd2sh]

Shayne Smith and Josh Sneed are the absolute best!! I saw these jokes they did already but can watch them over and over and laugh every single time

[@Surfer041]

The bit about long John silver was my absolute favorite somebody's gonna have to start paying for these crunchies

[@maenad1231]

Shayne makes my ribs bursts

[@ppc58]

@@Surfer041we 0 8-10 7l7po..8

[@sshelget]

I totally agree. I can hear their voices and immediately recognize them and can listen to their comedy routines a hundred times. Something about those two! I wish they’d go on America’s Got Talent.

[@frankG335]

But she's from Florida so she's not afraid of death or whatever...

[@beckybrynjolfsson]

I'm from Florida. More like don't believe in death.

[@beareble-lion4446]

Plant city florida here an yes deaths nothing but something to do to most here.

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

The no drug involvement was the most surprising part of that entire Florida alligator Wendy's story LMFAO

[@maenad1231]

😆😆😆

[@laurastarbrook1308]

They don't really need to have or be on drugs to do crazy stuff😄 I know, I live in Florida 🥹

[@MKDyer1988]

I was raised in Florida and spent 30 years there. So many crazy stories of my own

[@christineshelburn6411]

Thank you

[@robertbroughton1443]

​@@laurastarbrook1308 I've lived here in Florida since 1994. I know exactly what you're saying, because all you have to do here is to step outside, and the crazy is already there. It has to be something in the air, and water that causes this.

[@bonnienedza55]

Dying cracking up listening to the alligator story

[@DerekMoore82]

As a Florida man, I didn't get what was funny about that bit.

[@gruffski]

I was literally crying!!! Great story!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@flatfoot38]

His story telling ability is the best lol

[@williamjohnson4311]

That bit went on WAY too long.

[@juliashepherd947]

That’s a true story! Watched the news video 😂

[@Texas_ice]

“She’s from Florida so she’s not afraid of death or whatever.”💀🤣🤣🤣

[@sammeyphammey349]

Shayne is a friggin genius

[@dr.villager]

I don't have a gun but hold on

[@brownfamily99206]

Norwegian bliss activit

[@dr.villager]

@@brownfamily99206 ok

[@Bubba1960.]

Alligator boys ftw! 🐊

[@shmupful]

The Alligator Sketch is one of the best I've seen

[@cruzianfibergeek]

"welcome to Burger King, what are you doing here" I'm gonna be laughing for days on that one.

[@mutanttugboat9266]

That clip about walking through the burger king and not being served was great haha.

[@FleaChristenson]

When are y’all having Josh Sneed back? And Warren Hall? They’re my favorites. I need more. 😁

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

These comedians have me cracking up, laugh out loud, cleverr as Feck..lol.. listening to just audio,, and I've come to recognize a couple of favorites by how they speak, nice to feel happy, feel joy. Thanks!!.

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Love the high stabdard of clean comedy.

[@GadgetMsGadget]

I'm sure I've annoyed my neighbors at 5:30 in the morning. Great stuff!

[@jimmyriedman1987]

Happy happy, joy joy!!!

[@oliviawells3764]

I’m glad you fount or what you like 😃

[@Dayvit78]

Too close! It's a dry bar.

[@dougp9382]

Subway joke was spot on!!! They always act like it's coming from their own stash! 💯🤣

[@dalehood1846]

Way too many other choices to settle for spudway.

[@garychandler4296]

Used to be here in GA. they were the go-to if you didn't like making salads at home, and there was plenty of meat. Good luck now at about 60% higher price with 20% less meat! 😢

[@---------------------zzx111]

The alligator story was partially true. lol The guy who did it: Josh James. His mom Linda claimed it was a prank. WTH Claimed he knew someone who worked there. The police figured out who he was from a receipt and had him turn himself in. After James pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges, the judge came down hard on James because "this type of thing is not a prank. It's a crime." He sentenced James to one year of probation, a $500 fine and 75 hours of community service and denied a defense request to keep the convictions off James' record. James also is under orders to keep away from Wendy's.

[@bayoubilly5176]

There is multiple Florida man stories in newspapers about gators going through all sorts of things. He's not necessarily talking about James. Usually happens a few times a year...

[@---------------------zzx111]

@@bayoubilly5176 its him. He's the ONLY one who THREW an Alllllligator threw a WENDY'S DRIVE through WINDOW. Facts dont lie.;) you're welcome.

[@samuelschick8813]

@@bayoubilly5176, Don't worry. I'm sure you have solid alibis. LOL

[@maargenbx1454]

He should be under orders to keep away from alligators too. He’s a bad influence.

[@AK-jt7kh]

I don’t know why I find that last part so funny. “Stay away from Wendy’s. You clearly can’t handle it.”

[@katycollins5914]

OMG...I've never seen the whole alligator bit...one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

[@Marie-AnnOG]

That "Hamburgler" joke was pure gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@dionwahn312]

Wish I knew the comics name talking about the amazing hamburgers.

[@fyrfly1152]

45:30 I used to work at subway and frequently got yelled at for giving the customers too many toppings.

[@OneAdam12Adam]

DryBar is smart for using Comedy Central's original format. Anybody remember that this is how Comedy Central got it's start in the early 1990s?

[@REALfish1552]

Yeah, now it's essentially just political stuff with a few movies mixed in. Not much comedy there - aside from South Park. :)

[@FairyPhantasia]

I remember seeing Katt Williams old special in the 2000s. I was a little young in the 90s 😅

[@clothedandcompetent3452]

Ahh yes, I remember the days of way, way back. Back when MTV actually played music and History has actual History programs...

[@backwaterbounty]

@@REALfish1552 Ya South Park isn't political satire at all.

[@OneAdam12Adam]

Sure do.

[@kathleenallopenna9224]

The alligator 🐊 story was hilarious. 😂

[@kevinbrown9032]

You should check out other Shayne Smith shows

[@tazzydev3455]

I am crying it is soo good. I mean This is in Florida a state attached to the US where we live. Oh man

[@chrism9294]

I pictured him holding it as a gun and was disappointed when he just threw it 😂😂😂.

[@tabaxikhajit4541]

The alligator didn't deserve this abuse! Poor little guy. Let him go home to eat frogs and fishes and drunk duck hunters.

[@kimlevy6521]

exactly

[@GrimSleepy]

19:50 I actually have on several occasions, found an onion ring at the bottom of my French fries. The fries gradually taste more and more like the onion ring as you get closer to it too.. It's a pleasant surprise when it occurs. Edit: 22:20 This guy knows what I'm talkin' about!

[@Teresia12]

I love the alligator story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My Granny loved the crumbs. She called them grasshoppers. 🤣🤣

[@chanaplotke6218]

Shayne is so funny! The alligator story hahahaha!

[@hiddencitypictures]

8:57 Fun fact, Doritos were originally taco shells. Disneyland had a deal with Pepsi, so Pepsi was providing them with food. One of said foods was taco shells. The Disneyland employees noticed that customers were crushing their taco shells and eating them like chips. Disneyland told Pepsi this and the Dorito was born.

[@sherribrock2726]

Please give Shayne Smith another special. I think he is hilarious!! Great compilation!!!

[@syyndev2161]

pls

[@fireballxl-5748]

NOPE.

[@donnabittner69]

I would really like to hear how he got those tattoos!!

[@mareldaal1455]

He cute too

[@oldrrocr]

alligators are all over the place down there!

[@priscilahernandez6461]

The girl with the in n out unicorn style joke made me cry I laughed so hard 😂 many jokes are funny in this video but only this made me lmao

[@Kaniwani]

And you can tell it's an authentic/true story because she was unable to control her laughter when she retold it. 😆

[@richardhohn2284]

The best part is what so many complain about.... She was having a hard time telling it because she was laying so hard........ That alone made it soooo much funnier.

[@honeybadgerisme]

😂ikr? Who is she? does she have other stuff? Love her!

[@thepitpatrol]

Ok. The tattoo guy was the most hilarious guy I have heard in years.

[@Amanishakheto]

Shayne is the best. I mean...you already know that, of course. 😉

[@reedahale1648]

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[@reedahale1648]

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[@whoexactlydoyoubelieve2824]

He's CLEARLY the Mountain Dew guy.

[@coffeeandlo-fi7161]

@@whoexactlydoyoubelieve2824 not the neck tattoo guy? No the mtn dew guy

[@peggychamberlin8946]

to the comedian with the Long John Silver crumbs joke FYI my 1st job , we made them on purpose , they used to be free in 1977, but now there is a fee because the customers enjoyed them so much and they used so much of the batter to do so it was inevitable that it would eventually be a change attached , so the answer in your joke is spot on !!! just saying !

[@pamelacass9642]

I disliked hushpuppies so I ordered Long John Silvers/ Captain D's without hushpuppies. Then I would be asked if I wanted a breadstick or the fried fish crumbs? I always take the crumbs, and got them for free.

[@wellhi2430]

Russ Nagel had my crying. "Are you in a car?" "Idk can you see me?" But honestly the people that need late night food should be the last people driving.

[@ManTheManLV255]

I don't get off work until 9:30pm but sometimes as late as 1:30am and after working all day I just want a quick bite to eat so I'm grateful for late night drive thru.

[@wellhi2430]

@@ManTheManLV255 okay I will give an exception. I forgot that we can have different shifts, I'm sorry.

[@buttonsf3293]

@@ManTheManLV255 me too! I wake at 10-10:30pm for night shift work. I LOVE not getting judged for having taco bell for breakfast 🤣

[@PerfectlyImperfct]

Omg the ice cream machine being broken at mcdonald's was genius! Apparently that's a universal issue lmfao 😂

[@drsiigabb9935]

Happens everywhere in Australia.

[@julien.4617]

That really is a thing. McDs made a deal with the ice cream maker co. There is a thing in it that says when it's supposed to be cleaned, but it has to wait so long after, but they don't wait and it screws up the machine so they have to have a repairman from that co. fix it. It isn't in the instructions so they keep doing it (so the co. gets more money from service calls). McDs is the only one that has that machine. The managers just get tired of calling it in. (I heard it from this guy on You Tube who investigates all sorts of corporate , political scandals and stuff.) Evidently Every McDonalds has it. I love ice cream when travelling. They Never have a working machine no matter where it is. It's sort of like fast food click bait. It's a pretty well-known thing. Just pretend it's not on the menu, because it isn't.

[@philliphayden2727]

@@julien.4617 Not quite true, Julie. I was a McManager in the mid-80s. Cleaning the machine requires full disassembly, which takes nearly an hour. No ice cream usually means lazy closers who didn't clean the machine properly.

[@julien.4617]

@@philliphayden2727 Okay. That's not what the repairman's manual says.

[@philliphayden2727]

@@julien.4617 I'm quite sure any manual doesn't mention lazy closers.

[@judilynn9569]

Dennis and Brian Regan are two of the funniest people on earth!

[@supposedly1-2]

Brian yes but Dennis hasn't had new material in about 20 yrs he was funny but not so much anymore i do wish he'd come up with something new to say. :) i do like them both but can't listen to Dennis anymore I've heard all his jokes too many times. i mean they all repeat old stuff but Dennis just never has anything new.

[@backwaterbounty]

@@supposedly1-2 His last bit about " Apply within " was just not funny, like at all. Acting like it's an absurd concept. Apparently he hasn't applied for a job since the advent of the internet, because I feel like that's what's being said, even if they weren't it's still not an outrageous thing to put on a marquee

[@yevettebamber4273]

I'm Florida I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Omg

[@royalbeans5710]

I'm Utah I'm laughing so hard

[@YeetTheMeat]

I'm texas Laughing so hard I'm shooting my gun

[@andrew6341]

Hi Florida, Utah, South Carolina, and Texas. I’m North Dakota. I have nothing else to add.

[@jessielynn]

The alligator story was gold. I could not stop laughing!

[@sjan8629]

True story.

[@riverraven7359]

the "crumbs" in the fish shop are called various things in different places, "scraps" ,"bits" , either way they are a normal thing in British chip shops. and asking for extra is a regular occurrence.

[@were2baby134]

We call them cracklin's

[@burleydad]

Crunchies. You can order them in the states as well.

[@AmyLynnRiley]

It's a regular occurrence in the States too, but mostly in the south.

[@nyrsheaw.arcticcircleart4026]

Yes the crackling are the best! Love them.

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

They probably taste delicious there! Original!

[@cearathomas930]

I will never not laugh at shayn's Alligator boys set😂😂

[@littlelamb6804]

Never not laugh? 😁

[@silverfox1492]

My family uses bojangles tailgate boxes to transport our chickens, it's both effective and hilarious especially when they stick their heads through the tea jug hole

[@chichi9851]

Josh Sneed had me snorting and crying. The crunchies!

[@irreverend_]

We have something like that in fish and chip shops in the UK, but they're called scraps. Bits of batter from the deep fat fryer that come off the battered fish. They're really nice too, but they used to be free :(

[@majordelays4909]

Scraps are free 🎉

[@ravisieun8218]

Lol “they don’t even serve alligators here” 🐊

[@nancywood9531]

This guy gets an award for the longest amount of time to milk a joke...and I had tears going the whole time. Great job! 😂🤣🤪 🐊🐊

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

It takes all that time to tell the whole story. I know it by heart.

[@coffeeandlo-fi7161]

He had a 30 min special and it was a single joke but it was amazing

[@megalomaniac7972]

@@Martys-4x4 Florida dude of course.

[@AC-hj9tv]

Who

[@jerrybiv1441]

Shayne Smith is HILARIOUS 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 Zoltan Kasas is Great as well!!!

[@michellemead8176]

I really wish I would have seen this sooner! I have to say that every single comedian in this hit the nail on the head for everything. My experiences eating at fast food restaurants and working for them. They are all telling the truth but they made it funny!! Thanks for the laughs!

[@MichaelDavis-cy4ok]

I miss the 90s. Back then, Burger King was clean and efficient, and you could get a Whopper for 99 cents, and it was a big and delicious burger.

[@spiralrose]

Shoot, in some places you could get a fast food breakfast for $.59

[@spiralrose]

Still in the 90s too. $.59 breakfasts, dollar menu lunch, and I’d forgotten that the whopper was ever $.99.

[@EamonWill]

Shayne Smith is such an amazing comedian, I've watched this clip like three times already and I'm still wheezing. I've never been disappointed by one of his sets! 🤣

[@priscillahuitt5729]

Yea, he's so funny

[@nreynolds75243]

Different ones had been asking me, "Have you gone to the In and Out Burger." Then step-son got a coupon and wanted me to take him. Went inside and stood there wondering, where was the rest of the menu? I'm looking all around. There was more drink choices than food.

[@j5jackson878]

Shayne Smith's delivery is so flawless!

[@SuperKirezi]

So happy to finally find out where the alligator joke came from. 😅

[@Save-money1]

The alligator jokes set the tune tone for the entire video

[@alyssavaclavik6907]

Me, sitting here after having got home from work, in my Subway uniform shirt, returning to the dust of the earth from laughing because the subway jokes had me

[@MsSavagechef]

I learned never to leave work in your work uniform when I was accosted in my peppermint striped smock by someone who mistook me for an employee of the big hotel around the corner. They demanded directions somewhere--I had only lived there less than a week, so when I said I'm sorry, but I do not know, they told me they would go to the front desk and have me fired. I was just in there because they had good air conditioning and the bench by the elevators was a good place to read my book. BTW, what hotel has people uniformed in peppermint striped smocks? I worked at the candy store just around the corner.

[@Elhastezy888]

@@MsSavagechef what gets me the most about your post is that even IF you did work at the fancy hotel what makes any patron think every single employee should know directions & threaten to get you fired for not knowing?!! What an absolute creep 😖

[@alig6616]

You still work at Subway? You deserve better Alyssa

[@Commex17]

@@Elhastezy888or good people like you, it’s probably hard to believe, but a large number of the hospitality industry’s customers behave this way. I worked for 27 years in restaurants, mostly fine dining, I even took/ passed the Sommelier exam; I was condescended to, insulted and disrespected by my rich customers regularly. It seems the majority of the rich believe they are entitled to this behavior. On my part, I was of course hurt then, upset… you couldn’t say anything because you would lose your job( it’s still like that for waiters everywhere). In 2019, and this is only one example, I was fired at 10pm on the spot, escorted off the premises of a prestigious hotel in Chicago, after having worked there for 3.5 years, having the most seniority. The reason? Two customers by the door, black ladies, were looking at the chocolate display in my restaurant. I was working alone, had 28 customers I was taking care of, who arrived all in the same time from the theater. And, as per the hotel’s refusal to hire us a busboy or dishwasher, I was by myself, with 28 customers. However, I answered all the questions of the two ladies, about the chocolates: where are they made? Do we have some dairy- free? How much? When I said the price, they shrugged, $3.50 a chocolate, half inch, it’s expensive,of course. They kept telling me they are not buying, just looking. I told them I’d be there if they needed anything. They said repeatedly, don’t worry, we’re just looking. Ok. I was running around taking care of my 28 customers. At some point, the two ladies asked me which chocolate was good. Sweat was dripping from my forehead, my breath short from running, and I was running not because I wasn’t able to handle 28 people, because I am a professional, but since the hotel wouldn’t hire any staff, and ignored our requests to buy wine glasses, I was running constantly in the back to wash the 6-7 glasses we had and cool them with paper towels and run to serve wine in them. So, I look at these ladies, who reassured me they didn’t want to buy any chocolates, but are now asking me which one was good. I told them they’re all good. They really are, simple as that, these are gourmet chocolates. Their names alone: Champagne Raspberry, Caramel Truffle…these arrived in special, temperature controlled boxes, were high quality. At that, the younger one, in her late 30s, laughed and said that they can’t be all good. I looked at her. I said: It’s ok, you’re not buying any. And I had to run. They left, went to the front desk, complained about me, and the security officer, who was a friend, had to escort me right out. I felt like my heart was crushed. How was I wrong?

[@chelsmaria]

​@camicocis-vk4wv you probably weren't wrong. Given the strong reaction despite all the context and your seniority, I have to wonder if they "pulled the race card." Because businesses don't want the slightest perception of this, even when it's not happening, they often give a severe response to distance themselves from that perception.

[@laurendoe168]

The alligator story... here in Florida we have these small lizards (geckos?)... and I could just imagine the girl at the drive through grabbing a gecko and shouting "here's your change."

[@EddieLeal]

Gator was his soul mate. Didn't need time to build relationship. He had him at armed robbery. 😉🤣

[@dawnmartz8483]

🤣😄😀😄

[@nb7524]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cr8love84]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Man it just love Shayne Smith's stuff!

[@beauteoussounds1156]

If I was behind the Wendy’s robber, I would have thought, “Cool. You can pay with alligators now at Wendy’s.”

[@rjay7019]

😂😂😂😂

[@BridgetStuart]

Well played

[@capierce]

literally laughed out loud, thanks!

[@Whimsy3692]

People pay GOOD money to have deep fried Cajun alligator.

[@catmomjewett]

😂😂😂

[@MileyonDisney]

All these different stage sets are amazing! Whoever designed these sets and put them together really deserves some credit! The comedians were all funny, too.

[@meglyy]

I love the chair grid!

[@Elhastezy888]

I Agree!🤩 & Love that you mention it🤍

[@petrescue2093]

Would LOVE to interview these various DRYBar set designers! Amazing creativity and craftsmanship. Far superior to the previously ubiquitous blah brick walls that bored standup audiences for so many years😍👍❤️

[@Heyliljojoe]

The creativity is undeniable but backdrops for stand up should be minimal and focus attention on the comic. I was more into the set design than the performers.

[@KOKO-uu7yd]

​@@meglyy That was my first thought! I kept wondering about, and trying to examine, that one😊

[@blugreen123]

I remember seeing the Wendy's alligator story on the news! 😂

[@KingLarbear]

This went from a comedy about all fast food to becoming a full on assault on burger King and as an ex employee I loved every bit of it

[@deborahcline8064]

Hilarious bit!!

[@dougp9382]

Don't forget subway. They were bashing on them too LOL

[@Teknakill]

calm down, that was only in the intro. everyone loves you.

[@dalehood1846]

Spudway bashes itself with the "" food"" there.

[@hufflepuffsbadger6665]

can we talk about the gator from wendys for a second-

[@jillybean4899]

Shayne Smith is hilarious…he cracks me up good

[@STAUG2001]

Shayne Smith and Jose Sarduy are hilarious!

[@Josh-sj9ig]

Nice love comedians like josh sned and Shayne Smith. Never fails to get all the laughs.

[@sherryfatzinger3082]

I love the comedian telling the 🐊 story. Florida has it's strange moments definitely. Thank you for the laughter 😅

[@Hapenparadise]

Florida is the BEST!!!!! Free and easy! Laid back, fun loving and beautiful! Nothing common or boring! 😎🌴🌺💥🌻. Reason EVERYONE comes on vacation!!! We vacation all the time!!!

[@TeamCat1128]

Josh Sneed is hilarious!!

[@annbrown9273]

He's brilliant!

[@shanks4391]

I feel attacked by Josh Sneed. I feel like the lady at long John's is totally me. "Extra biscuits, well I knew that coming in... What?! Two breads?! Alright!"🤣

[@karmaplushie4007]

Coming from a certified pioneering family of Florida, that Florida story coming from his perspective was even funnier than the actual event. LMFAO

[@gregoryfahy]

Well I feel better about my life choices after listening to this 😅

[@joecombs7468]

Heck when I was a kid growing up in Florida, they just used gators to get rid of bodies. Now they use'em as weapons 🤣

[@dawnmartz8483]

🤣😁😄

[@MrTPain]

UNTRACEABLE YO!🤥😂

[@lisalocke5472]

Is that being Eco friendly? LOL great true story

[@ladyvincenza]

It's an arms race, dude.

[@joecombs7468]

@@ladyvincenza 🤣🤣🤣

[@madelinegrudens]

I haven't laughed this hard, and for an entire show, ever... That was a brilliant compilation from the beginning to the end!!!

[@mizzyfromkingz]

Also in Jacksonville Fl guy walks in with alligator in arm n takes beer. He was on our local sports radio show. He also just found that gator prior.

[@Shebored93]

I'm vegan now but them Long John Silver batter crumbs were insanely good! 😂😂😂

[@aliengranpa]

You can still eat them being vegan, it's just fried batter.

[@jonathanshjrne3690]

How do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll announce it.

[@cruzcortes999]

I've watched the alligator part many times and it is funny every time 🤣😂🤣

[@VroodenTheGreat]

He used the drive-thru. hahahahaha

[@zigzag7194]

Really didn't find his story telling skills that great.

[@cruzcortes999]

@@zigzag7194 Is all about the humor in the story telling. This is a comedian monologue. You need to approach it with that mindset. Yes I've watched many that are plain boring, so much so, that they shouldn't be called comedy, but this is not one of them. But to each it's own. I like it.

[@bushmaster2936]

@@zigzag7194 I agree. All that shouting he did was quite annoying. Couldn't wait for it to be over. It was dragged out way too long as the punch line was actually the opening sentence.

[@tinytturtleem1590]

The alligator joke is even better when you r realize how clue less most people are to Florida's alligator population.

[@markr.devereux3385]

SIR... I've done nothing today to deserve TWO cookies!??;? I doubled over with his delivery.

[@pamgriffin5960]

Oh my gosh! Had to replay alligator story three times. Was laughing so hard I missed some of it.

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

I watch his special every few months. Its for my mental health!

[@importroller]

Can't lie, when I was a kid and worked at McDonald's, I made my own special sandwiches that was not a menu item. Tasted way better than the rest of the stuff. Only used items I was 90% sure was real meat (no burger, chicken only) I still have no idea what that pink burger meat substitute is, but you should not eat it. When you go from fully frozen to fully cooked in under 30 seconds, there is something seriously wrong.

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

I’ve heard it’s rice

[@importroller]

@@amazingsupergirl7125 if it was rice, it would be good for you. But it's horrible for you. So I doubt it's rice. There may be rice in it, but something else makes its in it.

[@beckybrynjolfsson]

WTF you doin workin at McDonald's?? Scientists manufacture chickens in laboratories so it is worse with all they inject the eggs with. YOU MOST LIKELY ATE FAKE CHICKEN

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

@@beckybrynjolfsson I think it's a great way for young kids to learn responsibility & what goes on behind the counter! How else would we know all the bad things that go on at these fast food places?

[@three7446]

@@importroller according to a study, it’s mostly water, plant material, animal bone, animal skin, and sometimes parasites. Basically: they just shred a whole animal into slush and add some filler probably like gluten to fluff it up.

[@bl4kkLotus4Jesus]

😂😂😂 Josh Sneed is such a great storyteller!

[@H.P.Blavatsky]

Love the dry bar concept. It’s like a warm hug of comedy. 🥰

[@TumpskyandMrsSmall]

I love dry bar too!

[@donnebonne]

Yes, it proves that the "f" word doesn't add to it or make it funnier

[@socaldeb]

Me too!

[@psychedelicfright85]

@@donnebonne even blue comedy needs to be funny

[@garysmith6299]

Oh shut up

[@MJLondn]

Drybar, PLEASE do a playlist of all your awesome compilations! I love them. But they're hard for us to find now that you've done so many, unless we can remember every single topic. Pretty please! Thank you 😘

[@MANOFGOD9000]

Can confirm "Sweet onion teriyaki chicken" at Subway is indeed delicious.

[@im_a_muffin7510]

My mom is the person who asks for extra crunchies at Long John silvers😂

[@emilydotbug]

Lol that is SO true about Sonic!! I remember when they opened one near my mom's house I was like "finally" I can try something from one of those commercials!!

[@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437]

I thought they only did this in my area. The money the waste in advertising is crazy. Still do not have any Sonic any where near me just commercials...so congratulations on finding the elusive Sonic 🥳👏👏👏🎉

[@Jaxsf1]

@40:30 in case anyone wants it

[@TheSleepingonit]

The city I live in was dumb enough to turn down Sonic

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Ours opened briefly. It recently closed due to the pandemic

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 And the PR Marketing team now own thir own island!

[@angelabrown8820]

Rob a bank with the gator .. they'll be expecting that !! 😂😂

[@michaelwalker4456]

Newest applications at Florida's Wendy's have the question, "do you have experience in wrestling alligators?" 😂

[@beelowe3474]

Don't knock LJS's crumblies! They are YUM! Me and my friends used to go there after school back in the 70's and we got ice water and crumblies for a nickel. 😂

[@shannongrant8591]

" How'd you get a job. Your mama don't love you. Pickles nerd. " messed me up!