Jokes, but they keep getting DARKER 💀 | Shahak Shapira

[@Dodephos]

Damn, that's so hilarious! Hope to be able to see you live soon 😂😂

[@Shahak-EN]

Sign up to my live show alarm with your city at shahak.de ! The more people sign up the more likely I am to come!

[@Dodephos]

@@Shahak-EN No worries, already took care of that 🥰

[@velvetphoenix1]

Yea, it would be really good to see you live after all your jokes😂

[@AutisticBoy2016]

The tattoo joke completely killed me 😂

[@serpentines6356]

Me too. Loved it!

[@GiveWarAChance375]

I came to comment the same! Good fucking god that was perfect. Zero delay, nailed the timing. Hope he keeps getting attention and blows up.

[@Gur7910]

oh it killed you, fascinating

[@eshatbereitsbegonnen7313]

Well, the world is getting darker. The humour just adapts.

[@grapplinggorilla7968]

Actually this is the easiest and most prosperous and least dangerous time in human history. People are just weak. Humor is great but I don't believe the world is dark now. People need to suck it up.

[@serpentines6356]

I didn't they were that dark at all...I have a dark joke, and I still don't want to tell it to anyone. I really liked that last one.. darn good!

[@Olinke]

Dark jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it

[@serpentines6356]

😂

[@AjaySharma-me1sy]

"This is the second most German tattoo you can get", took a few seconds but it was gold!

[@AlexIsPsychotic]

Would you explain it to me?

[@derPetunientopf]

@@AlexIsPsychotic Well, think about a time when a world war happened for the second time. You will get it sooner or later.

[@Killer_Tortoise]

You're wrong. Austrians don't unalive themselves in the basement. They do that in the bunker. In the basement, they keep their daughter and grandchildren.

[@serpentines6356]

Well, the joke is close enough so everyone gets it.

[@Killer_Tortoise]

@serpentines6356 It would appear that you didn't get this joke...

[@elfheimr]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@HelenaBKay]

In any case Hitler did

[@raybrah4168]

The most underrated comedian I've seen in ages amazing! Shahak was just born funny.

[@velveteenrabbit542]

He was born in April 1st......😂😂😂😂

[@edanmaor]

You are absolutely hilarious. Tragic times but happy I found you 😅

[@GiveWarAChance375]

The second to most German tattoo you can get” just killed me! That’s some funny shit my man. New follower here man.

[@_NCO]

it would actually be the 4th most german, 1 camp number 2 ss blood type tattoo 3 swastika 4 beer/pretzel

[@amorpaz1]

Took me half a second which made it funnier

[@jakes3799]

This guy is one of the most quick-witted comedians I've ever seen.

[@UttamPaswan]

love from India, watching all your videos... #standwithhumans was really creative and needed, thank you :)

[@fishy7901]

Just found your channel, made me realise how much I missed good comedy, keep it up!

[@idanpasiva6770]

The tatto joke took me a second to get as well DUDEEE thats like my top 2 most dark joke i have ever heard

[@AK-ContentCreatIon]

Great work!! Thanks man for all the laughter Ive got from listening to you!

[@JSTNtheWZRD]

This guy is killing it just being like a regular dude. And we jews love, love Jew jokes, we even tell them to each other all the time

[@TommyLikeTom]

" I will betray any country" Respect

[@MAC...]

ahhh.. the hitler basement joke... that was quick...

[@freakishuproar1168]

_"I will never forgive Hamas, for making me listen to U2."_ x3 Truly despicable behaviour...

[@teodoratodorova5043]

Living in Munich for 32, I had to convince myself that the first most german tattoo you had in mind aren't white sausages!

[@hueginvieny7959]

Why isn't this guy bigger he is a great comic

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

Second most German tattoo took me a sec, too :p That was funny.

[@serpentines6356]

Best in the clip...Loved it.

[@qhimicoasesino2989]

This guy is hilarious and factual his joke about Modern day abortion rules was on point!!!! you must have the baby, then you keep them until 12 years of age and then you send them to boarding school was hilarious but factual l😂😂😂

[@gricogary5772]

Iranian don't have a choice x😅😂😅

[@giosterr44]

Yooooo wtf?!? You are fcking hilarious bro!!! Geofferey Asmus, Shane Gillis, & Shahak Shapira?

[@DougMarv]

Thx for putting CC, love u S2

[@curseoffenrir]

That tattoo joke 🤣

[@hprinter6321]

the first clip aged like fine wine

[@JohnDoe-uk6si]

Its james corden morphed with chris jericho

[@ShreyxnshJoshi]

Great standup man

[@ultrarigo6829]

KZbin randomly showed you to me. For once the algorithm did something useful lol 👍

[@CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420]

I already moved twice 😂😂

[@natislavin7653]

very funny brother, always a good lough, Am Israel Chai!

[@PuffPaff823]

Ich liebe diesen Typen!

[@insertaverygenericnamehere]

Buy some LED lights. They're bright!

[@Jonas2024-ru5fh]

You have to see them (Russiansj coming got me. Hahaha

[@stormtrain11]

Like, I'm Israeli too, and the government really fucked me. I can't walk in the streets.

[@theshumai]

briliant

[@zereimu]

Jews were unironically there before, but yeah. lol

[@daddyleon]

5:12 is this the wrong time to ask if he made a joke about that stereotype too?

[@serpentines6356]

No. It was all funny.

[@Kalapkura]

Try ro be darker as Sloss 😂, i d love to see u both together

[@RobertHennes-y8v]

I think your great keep it up don't sale out😅

[@goodwin9114]

I find accents hilarious. I once had to attend ethnic awareness/diversity course delivered by a Ghanaian and it was the greatest thing ever. However this dudes accent is the best. If ever I was to get a terminal cancer diagnosis I want this chap to do it. Now if you go do a show in Holland with a group of English speaking Dutch people I think I would piss myself in public 😂

[@artxiom]

Omg, this is so wrong. I love it!

[@groinemhonilgekker8914]

נו, בוא לברוקלין!!!!

[@JoelMurphy77]

The person who was married 2.5 years should say "a quarter decade" instead. It sounds more impressive.

[@AllonBakuth]

Your the man . First coment.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Reminding us of the real reason humor exists, to help us psychologically survive the dark things of this world. And no that wasn't a joke, I'm not a funny person. Unlike you.

[@eyaltsyrlin9812]

שחק אתה חד כתער!

[@JSTNtheWZRD]

Didnt get that last joke....then....ohhhhhhhh....right. i feel like a bad jew

[@Olinke]

Jokes are like people... The darker they are, the less people like them

[@Dreaded-Flower]

whats the most german tattoo? can someone ruin the joke and explain it to me pls

[@Shahak-EN]

Let me put it this way: it’s not a letter, it’s not a word and it’s not a drawing.

[@Apfeljunge666]

I sure the solution will cross your mind eventually.

[@Jan-gh7qi]

​@@Apfeljunge666 A final one, for sure. Shit, couldn't resist.

[@serpentines6356]

​@@Jan-gh7qi Oh, dang.. That was good...😲

[@serpentines6356]

Dreaded-Flower...I hope you figured it out by now...Or, had a friend clue you in.

[@cloudy_berlin]

Love every second! 😏

[@hemantchaturvedi1010]

Dark But not enough 😊

[@MrKeanie]

8888 Aufrufe? Als ob!

[@noamjacob1216]

is that an ai generated thumbnail

[@Ragnar215]

Your grandfather may of been running from war crimes

[@ThomasVWorm]

One of his grandfathers was the only survivor of the holocaust of his family. The other grandfather was a sports trainer and he had been killed by palestinian terrorist as one of the hostages at the Olympic games in Munich 1972.

[@Shahak-EN]

I can confirm that

[@therealhonorablementions]

@@Shahak-EN You're such a king lmfao 😂

[@inappropriate_comments]

You're great but you gotta stop saying sorry, it ruins the jokes.

[@Shahak-EN]

I see your point and I'll avoid doing it, thanks!

[@ZG-4]

@@Shahak-EN No way, it shows you're well-mannered & it's cute. Just be yourself, that's what people are here for

[@TheJollyKraut]

You're not only not funny, as a Jew yourself, you don't even know that the first people living in "Palestine" (formerly known as the Kingdom of Israel and Kingdom of Judea) where Hebrews (ie The 12 Tribes of Israel), who where then conquered by the Romans (who renamed the land Palestine to spite the Jews), then Christians and then Muslims. 🙄

[@TREBUSHANYY]

He is a comedian. He didn't mean that. I mean most of people think that the palestinians were there first, So he is joking about it. Listen to him again and you'll get it 👍🏻

[@Fomich]

He's sarcastic, man

[@beholdandfearme]

it's just jokes. not for kids.

[@humbawena]

You forgot the ottermans they were longest in Judea, the Roman's renamed it ti palastine , British kept calling everyone palastinians

[@humbawena]

You forgot otermans turkish

[@jeffstrand601]

6 minutes in and still waiting for the first joke

[@Shahak-EN]

You spent 6 minutes watching a video you didn’t like to completion and left a comment to boost it after too. I think I found the joke.

[@beholdandfearme]

It's like leaving a review on a hooker and getting upset when her client list doubles @@Shahak-EN

[@DetoNaGamerscom]

Bro, Hitler killed himself and you are joking about it! That's insensitive because nobody knows how hard was Hitler's life to make him take that decision.

[@beholdandfearme]

There was that time he failed at painting or some shit. The meth probably didn't help. If only he had tried 🍄🍄