Battle Of The One-Liners | Milton Jones VS Stewart Francis VS Gary Delaney | Jokes On Us

[@steveschmidt6847]

I totally see why the audience cracks up laughing once Milton walks out.....before he says a single word im already laughing.

[@johncourtney3295]

Sooooooo many gems here. Gary and Milton (in particular) are fantastic. This is 80 minutes of (mostly) comedic brilliance. Thanks for putting this together!

[@readventurekids]

I really like Stewart's delivery. It sound more like a narrative than a series of one liners for some reason. All three of them are equally brilliant though.

[@usercarefree44]

Cant stand Milton

[@hermanhawtrey8578]

Gary and Stewart are funny, Milton just isn’t.

[@sketchesforyou8020]

@@usercarefree44He’s got some good ones. As it happens, I’m making a list of jokes that I can use on my friends from this video and Milton’s jokes are filling up the list!

[@andy_efc98]

Stewart, Gary, Milton. I nearly died from laughing in the front row of a Stewart Francis gig, to the point where he asked if I was okay

[@Ruloathesome]

He is superb

[@maggieanderson833]

He told me to f*** off😅

[@1983robbo]

Agree. I watched him live on his into the punset tour. Non stop laughter! 👌🏼

[@nathelondon3719]

Cash you imagine them on the same bill. You’d be in pain by the end.

[@willdenoble1898]

Tbh, I feel like Milton and Stewart are just better than Gary. Not by a lot but it’s noticeable to me.

[@lucash741]

"my other grandfather!" I quote this with my dad all the time

[@RFC3514]

To be fair, it could just be that his grandmother was a slag.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Why is "he popped" one of the things that made me laugh the hardest the entire compilation?! 😂

[@itsthepens]

Gary Delaney is so brilliant. I particularly love watching the reaction of other comedians to his jokes, you can really see how much professional comics appreciate his work

[@cyborggaming89]

He's one of my favourite comedians! I went to see him last year in Sheffield

[@JesterPickering]

Take A Moment Relax and enjoy the genius in the room 🎉😂 3:27 😂 3:49 Frankie laughing is so funny

[@briancox9357]

He's so funny. I love dark humor and he nails it.

[@pressinpickle345]

But there not his jokes

[@gordonrotherham2500]

Making Frankie laugh must be the holy grail for comedians!

[@Jnoooooo]

I saw a one-liner comedian the other night - shortest gig I've ever been to.

[@alexanderewing3779]

I couldn't hear any of his gags!

[@JesterPickering]

😂😂 11:05

[@aTmospheriKzDnB]

Don't Give up your day job

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

I could listen to all three of these guys for hours! Thanks for compiling a video featuring all of my three faves! 👍👏👏🤣🤣

[@JokesOnUsOfficial]

Pleasure is all ours 🕺🏻

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

@@JokesOnUsOfficial Thanks again! Terrific channel! 👏👏

[@JesterPickering]

Ditto

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

​@@JesterPickeringThey're great! 😊

[@KletoReese]

Abso Freakin Lutely!! Thank you all for compiling this! ❤

[@Nurse.Addison]

OMG I JUST DISCOVRED this show!! LMFAO I AM Roaring!!! Brilliant!!

[@kh7688]

Stewart Francis was born to deliver cracking one-liners.

[@EffectPlaceboThe]

Nice to have a mix of three styles. I only knew Milton when I clicked (in USA) thanks for posting it

[@JamesCollins90]

Proud to say I've now seen all 3 of these live. All still perfectly on point.

[@johnm6723]

My favourite Stewart Francis joke wasn’t in there. “I got fired from my job as a math teacher. I don’t know why; I always gave 110%”

[@willdenoble1898]

Mine is “I failed Chemistry because the teacher and I just didn’t have any……..rapport…”

[@seldom_bucket]

That's why he preferred the french teacher 😅 you missed half the joke​@@willdenoble1898

[@skyblazeeterno]

​@@willdenoble1898I think the clever thing is it ties with getting on with the French teacher part

[@willdenoble1898]

@@skyblazeeterno that too!

[@MatthewJohnCrittenden]

I'm nicking the Tetris joke for work next week. Thanks for posting, cheered me up.

[@darkshade2k7]

Just don't tell it to anyone who knows that the creator is still alive, lol

[@chrishughes3405]

I too easily forget the joy of one liner comics. Pissed myself at points.

[@jasongibbins6484]

Love these comedians, one liners *chefs kiss, my favourite type of joke, Milton Jones edges it for me, only just though

[@jamespardue3055]

Oh My Buddha, this is GOLD. Thank you so much, I'm headed for hospital now, with a busted gut.

[@bogard36]

Anyone else have to go to bed but just keep saying I'll just watch one more? Goodnight!

[@richardt.4224]

That's the best 80 minutes I've spent in an age😂. Thank you fir sharing.

[@headlesschicken99]

Stewart Francis is the king. Seen him loads live in the past and always fantastic.

[@briancox9357]

Seem him once he was very good

[@franksfiddle9031]

and clearly makes Andy Parsons insanely jealous .. the fella doesn't even bother to pretend he thinks Francis is funny

[@investment-mk3vl]

What am I going to do with two dead dogs! 😂😂

[@itsmrmurraytoyou4924]

Wipe the slate clean😂😂😂 i creased with laughing

[@MrRosebeing]

All brilliant comedians. I love one-liners and puns.

[@ghomerhust]

wish i knew what episode the JOBS segment was from, with Milton, about 55 minutes in, cuz the other comedian is wearing the old american bdu military uniform that i wore back in the day. i dont remember seeing him on all the youtube episodes ive found (227 of them, maybe im just dumb and forgot that one?) literally the 3 kings of one-liners! i was weeping before the halfway point from laughter! love these guys!

[@JokesOnUsOfficial]

Series 15, Episode 6 👍 Hope that helps

[@John_Corrigan]

Brilliant funny.....love one liners. ..sarcasm at its best.....lovely 😅 Stewart Francis funny funny guy 😅😅😅

[@markshaw270]

I went to buy a Christmas tree, the guy said you gonna put it up yourself? I said no I was thinking the living room 😂😂😂

[@garthmcguigan2357]

All three are great, but there's something special about Stewart Fracis's delivery that has him first for me

[@Alberts_Stuff]

This cured my depression 😂

[@FernandoPerez-ng7jn]

Thanks for this compilation, these three are precisely my favourite one-liner comedians together with Tim Vine.

[@cabbage4372]

They are all great.

[@ashleydixon8671]

Repeated all the way through on a loop . Great comedians!!!🎉❤

[@raullill9210]

Gary Delaney just spits gold after gold after gold. So so good

[@pressinpickle345]

His jokes have all been used before by other comedians.

[@ValiantThor101]

I saw Milton Jones in the early 90’s at the Comedy Store in London with my girlfriend who had just moved in with me. Milton asked ‘who has cats?’….before I could stop her she shouted out and put her hand up….she was mortified when Milton replied ‘your house smells’ 😂

[@skyblazeeterno]

Lol

[@lomejordepolonia]

All the guys here are first class - congratulations 👏👏👏

[@stephenwoehr6500]

"I was shown into the Phoenix Hall, which wasn't there in my day." Comedic gold!

[@stuartgibson9902]

Big up all three! Love mock the week!

[@peterjeffery1854]

the only one liner missing from this video is TIM VINE he can come up with some bloody good ones that are outside the box

[@kieren33]

Or in a box itself lol

[@frankhooper7871]

Agree that Tim Vine is another great one-liner, but I don't think he ever appeared on Mock the Week

[@kieren33]

@@frankhooper7871 You are right, he hasn't sadly. Said he's not good enough and turned the appearance down

[@PatrickThomas-p3v]

I definitely seen him on one episode ​@@frankhooper7871

[@PatrickThomas-p3v]

Sorry correction... thinking of a different guy..

[@Wignu]

Anyone who can make Frankie Boyle laugh like a little kid has to be good 😃

[@tommydorenbos2828]

De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De een een maar maar maar 😂ook een deel van de

[@willdenoble1898]

Right?!?!?! It’s like the MOTW version of 8OO10C, with Joe Wilkinson cracking up Sean Lock (RIP).

[@FeelMyFerret]

What bit is it?

[@John_Corrigan]

Definitely lad😅😅😅

[@Totallyunderrated-1]

Why?

[@ThatOldStoner]

I've watched this so many times and I anticipate watching it many more.

[@tomcross3000]

Gary- raunchy n shocky, Stewart- punny dad jokes, Milton- mix of both simultaneously and with amazing impressions, honestly he's the most versatile.

[@lomejordepolonia]

All three of them are fantastic ❤

[@lifeisgood420365]

50:02 wow we never get mentioned on nothing, class! Lol

[@GIZALARF]

I wish I could memorize all of these one liners. All 3 are just so funny.

[@TinyFord1]

It’s insane how quickly they recall their bits from their standup and associate it with the topics on the board

[@RFC3514]

You do realise they _pick_ the topics on the board before the show starts, right?

[@needfoolthings]

...and then they have rehearsals? Please don't walk through life showing gullibility like this.

[@andrewhinds6560]

I just love the way Milton Jones thinks! ET = and. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pwuk]

I particularly like his ABBA's greatest hits gag

[@BarryShields-s7s]

Milton Jones is number one in my opinion. Absolutely brilliant

[@JesterPickering]

They holbicity 😂

[@Badgersj]

Thank you!

[@investment-mk3vl]

Great selection thank you!

[@althompson3451]

Love 1 liners

[@robertlyndon9510]

Really needed a good laugh- thanks 😂😅😊

[@jefolson6989]

Stewart Francis! Brilliant!

[@Spiklething]

I saw Stewart Francis perform live and then Milton Jones the very next night. The Fringe is a wonderful festival

[@user-xg4td3gg7e]

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t!”

[@SteveProcterPhotography]

A great compilation, thank you :)

[@thomasbatters]

4:24 Either someone let a seal loose in the studio or Jimmy Carr found that joke really funny 😁

[@willdenoble1898]

That’s be Frankie but I get the joke 😂 Jimmy is my favorite comedian, Frankie is 2nd (and who used to write for Jimmy before he blew up).

[@SerendipityChild]

Excellent

[@robinmahomet5878]

love Milton Jones🤣🤣

[@redgoon698]

55:12 Best joke in the whole video for me

[@jizziejustin]

I miss Mock the Week especially the Frankie years

[@gillmanningscox9662]

Me too. Frankie Boyle was best

[@jizziejustin]

@gillmanningscox9662 there are entire episodes worth of Frankie 'to hot for air' material. My absolute favourite just brought filming to a standstill the panelist the audience everyone was in stitches Frankie in his glory 'scenes we would like to see' things you won't hear on points of view… I watched queer eye for a straight guy, so I made friends with some gay lads I thought they would give me fashion tips ALL they did was bum me 😆 🤣 😂 all the comedians cracked up and the audience didn't stop long enough for anyone to try to follow it was sheer Frankie being a comedic genius I wish I could do it justice but it's on KZbin somewhere it's so so funny the reactions are priceless Dara telling Frankie you cross a line sand your off the beach into tropical tundra (someone trys to continue) Dara's no no let's just take a minute with what Frankie gifted us. I don't know why he left but he was missed!

[@HPHSGermany2010]

Totally agree!

[@keithheydenrych]

They were the best years

[@MrZee48]

Nice Brilliant 😂

[@maggieanderson833]

Stewart Francis! How I miss him. The best, no doubt. Love Milton as a close 2nd. Gary's excellent too but I haven't warmed to him as much.

[@henrykamwenje4138]

Gary, Milton then Stewart. All awesome

[@lolacorinne5384]

I gotta go Milton, Stewart, then Gary. But I laughed at all of them.

[@BackOfTheNeto-7]

Milton is on top for me, he just cracks me up every time

[@21dazzer]

Gary Delaney is a legend. Saw his show a year ago, my ribs still ache!

[@EnoVarma]

Personally, I like Stewart the best. His delivery is unmatched. If we could get Gary write stuff for him, it would be perfect.

[@2steps2insanity]

Love this!

[@sdc8547]

All three guys are absolute geniuses, and the only reason I ever watched Mock The Week. Dairy O'Brain was just impossible for me to understand, and with everything he ever said finishing in "eerrrmmm", he did my head in.

[@shiriajin]

That joke about the Israeli roommate was halirious. A lot of them were reluctant to clap.

[@rj3812]

Milton for me 😂

[@Marmite87]

There's only one winner here and that's the viewers.

[@readventurekids]

"My car should be good, I've left it parked in a place called Bus Lane," is genius.

[@nathelondon3719]

My parking is good. I came back to my car to find a leaflet. Fine parking.

[@Eevee13-xo]

Stewart Francis is criminally underrated

[@Hyena-g2z]

Great one

[@skyblazeeterno]

Never heard of Gary before he had some great jokes in there. All were good in slightly different ways

[@seanflewin9803]

Class

[@Themis33]

Used to watch this in my 20s with my ex best mate whilst getting high. Man I miss those days.

[@jamespir]

Gary delayed wins it for jokes. But Milton jones is hillarious with his looks and silly Ness

[@jessbarnes8521]

Milton wins for me-he’s original and great puns. He’s so clean and innocent, he didn’t snigger when he joked about leaving the back door open- Jimmy Carr couldn’t have resisted. Stewart francis’ delivery is great- so calm and laidback.

[@RH11THM]

All 3 are great, but for me, most favourite to least would be: Gary, Stewart, Milton.

[@thefivepoints]

Josh Widdecombe and Russell Howard are both like 'ah so thats what funny is'.

[@skyblazeeterno]

Ouch...but yeah I can imagine their fanbase is based on them looking cute

[@pauljohnson4948]

I miss this show. There has been nothing like it since they stopped it.

[@shmookins]

If you like more one-liners, check out Steven Wright and Emo Philips.

[@MossySphynxx]

Mitch Hedberg.

[@briancox9357]

Tim Vine

[@Driving_Miss_Daisy]

Gary all the way 👍👍

[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

Gary tells one about the confusion between a dentist and a gynaecologist. Tiff Stevenson was wearing the same gree dress as in 58:00 and I thought she was going to wet herself.

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

4:35 It's nice that they used a photo of Milton's actual family.

[@ellisrochlin2267]

Milton , different league

[@awFOQ]

11:58 best 3 one-liners back to back ☠️

[@SimBir08]

You know you've made it in comedy when the audience laughs before you even say anything.

[@yesok3379]

The one thing I miss about TV during COVID was NO VOICE BOX LAUGHTER. The programs were so much better for anyone with an IQ over 80.

[@TayWoode]

Anyone remember a kids tv presenter in the 80s called Stu Francis who looked like a younger version of Stewart Francis but was English not American?

[@Seahorse1414]

He could crush a grape........

[@tjraven]

Canadian, please.

[@hhadzimu]

Gary is most consistent, Stewart had the highest peaks (the school bit...omg), and Milton is the most creative. Everybody wins.

[@keithpallatina9085]

great

[@Jestymesty]

Milton is on another level

[@DaBIONICLEFan]

Stewart Francis is an absolute genius

[@michaelharrison3602]

Big stew with dumplings 😅

[@SirHumpyA]

Gary Delany is sheer genius sometimes

[@Teladian2]

Milton is the best of them, the others are funny, but he's always the best at word play

[@skyblazeeterno]

I think you can see the actor part of him because he wanted to be an actor originally iirc

[@smanvir94]

I miss this show

[@AkshaySinghJamwal]

Did he get suddenly offended at 0:19 or is everyone just expected to smile for the camera?

[@fatdad64able]

WOT? Schadenfreude??? I had no idea it made its way into the English language.😮