Comedians Funniest Bombing Stories

[@MiSambra]

Doing a bit about cooking your dog for breakfast at a PETA event is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. RIP Patrice O'Neal.

[@thepeach4638]

One time, there was a sign language interpreter on stage and patrice went up on stage holding a bunch of shit, walked right up to the sign language interpreter and said "excuse me, can you hold this?" And hands her everything he's holding and turns around and proceeds to talk to the crowd leaving the interpreter bamboozled lmao love patrice

[@kaldadddddy]

That's awesome lmfao never heard that before what a legend Patrice is@@thepeach4638

[@GrahamBo44]

​@@thepeach4638& then some... Videos on YT too RIP T-Bone

[@cavemanlawyer5608]

You guys. Spend some time re-watching old tough crowd episodes. Patrice and kevin hart had some of the funniest moments ever on tv

[@b3yambur]

​@@cavemanlawyer5608forget Tough Crowd, spend hundreds of hours listening to all of his appearances on Opie & Anthony.

[@MindsWide]

Can't decide whether I love Patrice ruining a PETA evet or Robin Williams laughing at Collin more 😆 such legends

[@zlac]

Even though I LOVE Patrice, PETA event was a classic Patrice when he smelled the "wrong crowd". One time he saw how the crowd was extremely prude, and he immediately started asking them very sexual questions, explaining the Donkey Punch and similar "sex moves". :D Robin Williams laughing at Collin is too good, he saw how he's having a really bad day and he was like: "Colleague, WTF?" :D

[@MindsWide]

@@zlac The Nasty Show wasn't even close to a bomb though 🤷🏻‍♂️ The beauty of the PETA event is that the crowd was totally against him and he persisted in antagonizing them

[@Paddy.C]

I think it was either Jim Norton, or Bill Burr, who said that Patrice's attitude was always, 'Never try to win a crowd back. Don't switch up your set to pander to them, because they can smell fear. Better to steer into your bomb, and make every single one of them walk out'.

[@neverlistentome]

I'd give anything to see the Patrice PETA thing...

[@williamjohnson9158]

congrats on 500k joke world

[@Frank7489]

I like how Chris actually tells the jokes that bombed. I’m always curious when these stories come up

[@jennygagne9099]

Chris is my favourite he's so real

[@FCWW87]

Yeah, but he didn’t apparently!

[@BB-mw9pu]

the guy that was sitting with him needs to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting him so that he can actually tell the story

[@vrnsmth]

I feel like they respected the fuck out of him for taking twice the money for a quarter of his time. These are old money billionaires, they know the value of time.

[@tristan8922]

@@jennygagne9099 i've never heard of Chris before but his story was so genuine. Definitely on my radar now.

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

"I'm actually pretty good in the white community" Shane's a man who understands his audience

[@MadVolbeat]

And with the "special" people hes just a monster.

[@MatthewGill-nv4tb]

​@@MadVolbeathim and John cena

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

@@MatthewGill-nv4tb lol they sure do love them some John Cena

[@toooes]

All comedians understand their audiences…?

[@Safaridor]

@@toooesyeah, and everyone has common sense. That’s why it’s *common* sense.

[@otisquinn7464]

The story of Norm Macdonald being kicked out of Ohio by the governor for his set would have been gold here.

[@mickeymccourt8228]

legendary story

[@stephenkolman5727]

Iowa

[@otisquinn7464]

@@stephenkolman5727 yeah my bad, I remembered the story from Jim Breuer where he corrected to Iowa later.

[@davidwujczyk3037]

Ioaw*

[@leftisbest7173]

Thats a real thing? Gotta look this up

[@stephengrigg5988]

Quinn laughing at how spectacular of a bomb he had is hilarious. He basically pauses to laugh at the points that were the most traumatic😂 That's an amazing story, but god it must have been so uncomfortable in that room

[@fuckamericanidiot]

He said in another telling that his suit jacket was completely soaked through from sweat on the stage 💀

[@fuckamericanidiot]

His jacket!!!

[@colinryan4737]

That last dude had it the worst. That's a great prank by Akash

[@ScottWessels]

It was uncomfortable to listen to that story. Others were funny, his was painful.

[@bdb1052]

😂

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

My favorite is Shane spending 9 hours chugging cold brew coffees at a panera bread, then going to watch Jumanji by himself and has a panic attack, calls his shaman for some guidance and then goes up on stage to fucking bomb

[@ko2ni]

Sounds like a chapter from American Psycho

[@regularnormal]

lol

[@zechariahcifuentes7002]

“I’m not really Asian I just woke up” is honestly hilarious to me 😂😂😂

[@the_white_al_borland]

I’ve been falling asleep to these compilations so these guys just wind up being characters in my dreams 😂😂

[@Yungdrizzle]

@@John-Doe-Yo close your eyes

[@the_white_al_borland]

@@John-Doe-Yo I work really hard man I could fall asleep during a hurricane

[@Owensti]

@andrewmoore8992 yeah i feel that

[@xlDysenterylx]

Patrice was a comedian's comedian. He was definitely one of the greatest ever to do it.

[@specialknees6798]

He and Norm. Comic’s comic is the perfect way to describe those guys

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Patrice is the GOAT 🐘

[@ZeranZeran]

"They were yellow skinned. I mean like tan.. not Asian." Lmao

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

Joe Rogan saying he’s obviously not a bomb expert is the funniest thing he’s ever said

[@b3yambur]

Joe Rohan sounds like an alternate version of Rogan where he's Irish and speaks Gaelic.

[@giggityeffyou]

@@b3yambur Sounds more Indian that Irish

[@b3yambur]

@@giggityeffyou I see where you're coming from but Rohan is an actual Irish last name. I thought it sounded a little Japanese too.

[@RandomBogey]

You don’t mess with the Rohan

[@magicbob8]

He was talking about real bombs (💣)at the time

[@maxspicer6074]

My all time favorite is when Theo Von was invited to host a benefit for Kirk Douglas but he thought they said roast

[@Josh-wd8wc]

Did u get the dildo back from your old ass diapering wearing mom

[@l-train7876]

WHAT?!?! Must find that story.

[@tnixx10]

Oh god hahaha thanks for reminding me 😂😂

[@madmardin2860]

😅 10:36 😊😅​@@l-train7876

[@silentbob2430]

😊​@@l-train7876

[@mackenziekerridge5858]

11:39 Distefano's story about bombing for the Mets owner is the best

[@najdifalcon]

But the interviewer keeps interrupting.

[@AdamWallis26]

​@@najdifalcon the interviewer?😂 thats Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers mate

[@McCandlessMike]

That one and Rick Glassman's story are my favorite. And Patrice of course 😂

[@casedistorted]

I love that Robin Williams was the only one who appreciated the bomb act, and even funnier his coat went into the rain and got ran over. I can just picture Robin laughing his arse off

[@sillanus1]

I was at the DC show Gillis was talking about at 4:29 and yea literally nobody was in their seats, everyone was just getting drinks. But he actually did pretty good, most of the people sitting down were laughing, myself especially

[@Kinobambino]

I figured he was making it worse than it seemed cause he is hilarious

[@hegeliandianetik2009]

The fact that Rogan was trying to stop Bobby from going on stage because he isn't funny, when I've never laughed at anything Joe has said is hilarious, that dude has no comedic self awareness 😂

[@Bigolebungus]

You may have never laughed at something he said, but have you ever watched him fuck a stool?

[@profoundwanderer1441]

To be fair.. comedy was pretty corny back then. Making faces, humping stools was "hilarious". 😅

[@percocet80]

facts

[@michaelj6392]

I’ve also never laughed at anything Bobby has said 🤷‍♂️

[@Milkiest]

"He's not funny, he's from La Jolla" got me lmao

[@leftisbest7173]

It makes total sense if you have been there

[@LuckyCharms777]

It would’ve been hilarious if Bobby pronounced it as “Ra Jorra”. 😂 Actually, it was still hilarious because he pulled off exactly how whiny Joe is.

[@remy_james]

Joe was right. Nobody is funny here...

[@ElTraffico]

It’s funny hearing about a pre-weed Rogan thinking Bobby being bad early on was cuz he was from San Diego

[@rickeykoga2312]

It seems like weed saved Rogan at the perfect time - he seemed like kind of a bro-ish asshole based on many stories from his past and he mellowed out right as he entered the limelight.

[@rubencartier5616]

tbf rogan was right lmaoo

[@agl9591]

This is so accurate

[@Velourium]

if anyone knows unfunny it's Joe Rogan

[@michaelj6392]

Bobby isn’t funny

[@XenoTravis]

Glad this channel doesn't get copyright strikes. Love the compilation

[@ThePokerStreets916]

Think it helps that he's promoting them all rather than just playing their content to bring in $. Smart play

[@Austism_Powers]

And also probably cuz this isn’t another one of those “hate channel” that has plagued KZbin from some fat loser with a nasally voiceover hating on comics just to hate. This are fucking awful

[@jadet4748]

Comedians rock with this channel because the creator puts them on - it’s cool for community

[@scumbaggo]

@@jadet4748 yup its actual content not just some chinese dude spamming shorts with fucked up subtitles.. dont even get me started with putting subs on a comedy show.

[@BrianRocksNow]

Yeah, I've heard several comedians mention this channel off hand during various podcasts. They like this dude.

[@codys7942]

"I don't know cancer" "....Yeah, how'd you know" LMAO!!! Best part of these stories.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Great compilation. I've heard most of them but the Tom Segura one was hilarious and the Bill Burr / Patrice O'Neal one was so funny, talking about cooking a puppy for breakfast lol.

[@hhiippiittyy]

At a PETA event!

[@thebayneshow938]

@@hhiippiittyythen played their piano lmal

[@Paul.......]

​@hhiippiittyy i completely missed that lmao thats even better

[@siggycertified]

Bobby's Rogan impression isn't too shabby, lol

[@LuckyCharms777]

It truly revealed how much of a penis Joe is.

[@frequentsee3815]

He's probably heard that line over and over in his head for decades

[@sandhammy]

I could listen to Patrice stories all day long.

[@NOOKnookCROOK]

Sam felt his soul leave his body a bit after his yellow comment. 😅

[@simonkeel3030]

The last one was absolutely hilarious. He goes all in on that impression and the room doesn't react at all

[@lusanBEP]

the „im not really asian… I just woke up“ is fire 😂

[@lostgeometry]

God I pray Colin gets cast in a De Niro film before it's all said & done.

[@brockjensen2473]

“Not only do I not hear laughs, I can hear Joe Rogan in the back saying ‘see I told you he’s not funny’”💀💀💀💀

[@remy_james]

The irony is that, that sounds like all of Rogan's sets

[@CrabbyO]

Colin Quinn: "Side brag. Robin Williams knows me."😂❤

[@BMTroubleU]

"Tickling the ivories" is a new saying for me. Hilarious

[@Hollowtheprophet702]

Akash is SO DIRTY for that!!! Hilarious.. but DAMN that's cold blooded. Audience played along perfectly though 🤣

[@unluckycharms9017]

Can you imagine Joe Rogan accusing someone else of not being funny? 😅😂😂

[@blanefulkerson8903]

Yes, cause Joe is funny

[@Crustyfart123]

@@blanefulkerson8903his stand up is cheeks

[@unluckycharms9017]

@@blanefulkerson8903 Occasionally on his podcast but if you’ve ever laughed at his stand up, then I’d really like some of what you’re smoking.

[@joedeegan349]

@@blanefulkerson8903he’s really not, he knows lots of funny people though.

[@ShuckMeOff1]

He’s funny when he doesn’t try too fucking hard to be

[@Chris-kb6vf]

Patrice O’Neil not being here hurts so much. We need him more then ever. He was like a funny ass 2pac.

[@megyskermike]

Colin Quinn wins this one

[@stephengrigg5988]

Just insulting hollywood royalty to their face and realizing you made the most massive miscalculation of all time 😂 That's such a great story, and I could feel how uncomfortable it was

[@sambrooks6103]

The Chris Di Stefano Cohen gig is the best

[@BastrdMcQueen]

That silent treatment prank on Blaustein 27:50 "Biaa... WTF happened here?!?" I lost my mind bro I'm DEAD!

[@kylekennedy9212]

I laughed the hardest at that point! Hearing the backstory and then the clip was incredible.

[@richardlewitt488]

Honestly, I wouldn't have been surprised if that was the audience's reaction regardless.

[@HanmaAnon]

so bobby avoids anything joe rogan related and now i know why

[@bakedcrystal915]

Joe is a dick for that tbh

[@icu3869]

Bobby Lee coming on with fkd up messy hair:” I’m not actually Asian, I just woke up” NEVER heard anything that funny from him. Hilarious.

[@MoltenPlastic]

Imagine Rogan lecturing Mitzi on who's funny and who isn't

[@juliusmunemo8754]

“He’s doing crowdwork on you 😂”

[@stumble_leiner]

At 10:00 when he says DeNiro was trying to support him out of pity, killed me

[@JillianFischer1]

Omg! 😂 This is one of my all-time favorite videos.

[@ryanarborist]

Colin's story about hoping to be discovered at the DeNiro gig. He also wrote a spec script for Crocodile Dundee 2 where Colin himself showed Paul Hogan around New York. Colin was playing to win, what a motivational person.

[@TurkFebruary88]

Colin Quinn is a National Treasure

[@johnmagus6341]

Bobby can still feel it...

[@BearWithoutHair]

You the man JokeWRLD! Keep em comin’ !!

[@redsoxfox]

I think this is one of the most funniest and honest videos I have ever seen on KZbin of all time for me.

[@matthews5261]

Dude keep up the great work, you’ve turned into one of my favorite channels and you’ve introduced me to so many funny people and great podcasts

[@mikenew5380]

I really hope DeNiro & the other actors can now appreciate the comedy in Collin Quinn’s speech 🤣🤣🤣 that shit was hilarious!

[@damianrodarte7727]

Been having great ideas lately man. You truly are the comedian lover's channel

[@joedeegan349]

This is a remake of a bombing video that came out a year or 2 ago same channel try and find it. First ones actually better.

[@damianrodarte7727]

I do remember that cuz thats about the time i started watching the channel haha ​@@joedeegan349

[@byronalfaro5550]

As a Shane Gillis latino fan, i can confirm, I was white for that hour I saw Shane live.

[@justinholtman]

Ur channel is just getting better and better man. Keep it up!!

[@fredmanie2926]

Rogan saying someone isn't funny is wild

[@mattcavanagh8423]

I am a terrible comic. Worst one that’s ever lived, but this has inspired me to keep going on. Here’s to another 10 years!

[@BoomBoomBoom..]

Brenden?

[@RobertEscobar02]

Thank you Joke WRLD 🤣

[@TCKilla33]

Imagine Ryan Sickler, Nedav, and Bert Kreicher simultaneously laughing together...stuff of nightmares

[@ryanbledsoe3028]

Really man congrats on the channel you saw your opportunity and you seized it #ROADTO500K

[@Lamtitude]

I love hearing Colin’s humiliating stories. They are the best.

[@nunyanunya4147]

'im not really Asian... i just woke up'

[@XanderShiller]

One thing i noticed is that Rogan unintentionally gave Bobby PTSD.

[@declaredjeans7555]

Unintentionally? It's funny that Rogan, of all people, said Bobby wasn't funny.. Because all his act consists of, is climbing on the stool and humping it, and yelling til his voice goes out. Real artist, yo!

[@frequentsee3815]

​@declaredjeans7555 hey kinda reminds me of Whitney Cummings

[@davidwujczyk3037]

Both of those Bobby lee jokes had me laughing 😂

[@TheDylls]

This was an absolutely insane collection of stories!! ❤

[@FormerMexican69]

Quinn’s story had me fucking dying 😂😂😂

[@TripleXMango]

I can fully picture Robin Williams giving him that look outside, of just “what the fuck” that your friends give, then falling into hysteric laughter when the cashmere go run over.

[@xjtreex]

I've heard qQuinn tell the story even funnier. Sagura is such a hack he sucks the life out of a room

[@ryanharrison8412]

Quinn is tha BEST!

[@sunfish9341]

“i’m at the CAHMEDY CLUB” omg crazy that he referenced that

[@donrane]

That ending was hysterical. His over the top energy vs the audience was top tier comedy. Who needs friends right :-)

[@Platerpus7]

Joe calling other comedians un funny is the funniest thing he has ever said.

[@victordove9891]

beat me to it xD

[@davidkunkle3262]

Yeah he only sells out areans. What a joke

[@fetch_happens]

@@davidkunkle3262 A lot of people buy McDonald's. It's not good food.

[@davidkunkle3262]

@@fetch_happens no shit really. Here is the thing about comedy it's subjective just like the food you eat. You might not like something but millions of other people do. It's a dumb argument to say he's bad at comedy when only a few comedians can get to that level. But people on the internet going to be dumb no matter what

[@hava1715]

@@davidkunkle3262And there’s a very large group of people that think Joe isn’t a good comedian, if Joe Rogan was doing stand up at a venue near me I’d probably go just because it’s Joe Rogan but that’s about it

[@Worstpersonsingular]

Man Chris destefano can really tell a story

[@chriscache1673]

Lmfao... he said "I'm not even his friend, they don't know me!" Its like he's so excited and happy for his first actual paying gig. Lmfaooooo

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

That last clip was terribly hard to watch lol.

[@BirbalBonifaceMusoba]

The editing is amazing 👏🏾

[@rosshamber429]

One of your best clips yet. Very cool life stories in here.

[@juanmata5589]

Damn I love the way Bill Burr can tell a story. I wish I could do that.

[@KorysYoutube]

It makes me unbelievably sad thinking how much happiness Robin Williams would have brought the internet and the podcast world of today.

[@natepace2881]

Chris just did a Louie CK bit about that bead of sweat😂

[@fitzrevo]

That story about Patrice going up after Bill Burr bombed and talking about eating a puppy is maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

Those Colin Quin jokes are hilarious!

[@Rockydirtwater]

I have never doubted that Robin Williams had a golden heart but him leaving Robert De Niros birthday banquet to check up on his friend outside only solidified that belief for me

[@rancewhite9312]

Mark always hits Joe when he least expects it. 😂

[@gman1185]

Quinn's story is so uncomfortable

[@blakemoore1905]

The bobby lee one is hilarious cause even tho those jokes aren't funny, it's EXACTLY his style. Literally not funny. Stuck to it and perfected it and now he's a guy where u wanna piss your pants just looking at him if your a fan. For real that says something. No matter what, if your hearts in it and you stick to it, figure it out. Don't give up

[@imppprint]

hey babe is just next level podcasting. love those guys

[@mattkono7816]

You're killing it Joke WRLD, keep up the great work! Also Daniel Tosh has a new podcast you should check out.

[@DMTheLoopGod]

5:55 - Seeing "Colin Quinn" laid over Tom really made me question my entire life for a second.

[@alexanderromero9701]

2:18 Patrice being an absolute agent of chaos 🤣

[@jpdidyk1312]

Joke Wrld is always on it !!!! Keep er' going I love your edits.

[@donttalkjustplay4274]

Bobby’s Rogan impression: 😃👍🏼 Bobby’s Mitzi impression: 😐👎🏼

[@heimbiggysmallz]

Couldn’t finish the Robert De Niro one that was BRUTAL

[@kaodik]

Another banger. Thanks bruv

[@newportlord]

i’ve never noticed the chemistry between chrissy d and sal they seem like best friends 😂

[@TheNitroG1]

Here is where he messed up. When the billionaire said he would double the money to only do 10 minutes he should have said. "If you triple it I can leave now."

[@dumass5214]

Joe saying Bobby isn’t funny is how you know Bobby is funny

[@TTV.krypticlogik]

Joe sayin someone is unfunny is legit the most ironic thing I've seen 😂😂😂

[@seakermac5800]

Themed episodes are best. Nice

[@GetOffTheLawn]

Matt Rife has a pretty funny bomb story now. I watched it on Netflix the other night.

[@thew5262]

Although everyone in his audience actually laughed at it, people need to stop trying to cancel people for making jokes

[@tylercarrell]

He definitely didn’t bomb, its just that people like you that didn’t even watch his set are trying to get him cancelled

[@TheJB2D]

I sat through this entire video, and let me tell you...... THAT LAST ONE WAS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE IN IT'S BRUTALITY!!!!! THAT WAS SOME SITCOM SHIT IF I'VE EVER SEEN IT!!!!! IF I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE GUYS WERE LEGIT COMEDIANS, I WOULD HAVE SWORN THAT WAS FROM A FUCKING TV SHOW!!!!!

[@Tikimohn]

Bobby's story reminds me of the infamous WCW The Shocker moment where you can hear Flair saying "I told you so" in the background.

[@BigHarco]

By far my favorite upload!

[@joshlips9661]

Funny how Chrissy doesn't mind the paycheck for the humiliation

[@shortstrawmanproductions845]

Colin getting mad at himself as he tells and recalls it 😂

[@kgw100]

Robin Williams probably was drying from the roast 😂