Yandere Shane Is OBSESSED. Let’s Marry Him!

[@iminyourwalls705]

i can't take Shane seriously seeing you walkin around in that damn chicken hat 💀

[@joliefish]

if Shane can accept me so can you 🐓🐔

[@makoshepla1498]

​@@joliefish jokes on you, he is into it 😉

[@TheRattKing666]

Hotline miami be like:

[@sydneyevans-mq9up]

Hahaha

[@Mikael-the-Angel]

​@@joliefish He fell in love with the chicken hat, I even feel envy

[@DragoonsCrackedOutAccount]

without the yandere mods one might assume the farmer is actually the stalker

[@сільськаприбахана]

Or at very least weird ass person, if we imagine that player has wiki and arrives until being let into character's room without looking like farmer stalks them I'm once arrived at 7am to Sebastian only to give him that tear mineral

[@fina_Soma]

I waited in front marus door for her to walk out just to give her a strawberry so yeah probably 😊

[@z_bennet4208]

@@fina_SomaLMAOOOOOOOO

[@ElicrafteeGaming]

I'll literally wait outside of Sam's house for like thirty minutes or more just to give him a pizza

[@BerriBerriLunchbox]

"I can change him" No no no on the contrary my dear friend. I just want him. Better yet I can make him worse

[@joliefish]

I want to study you

[@stank8998]

FRRR, i want to get lost in insanity with him

[@Luminous_Tater]

Can't fix what we already are lol

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

Making someone worse is technically changing them.

[@angycat4262]

What if we're as depressed as he is and what's why we want to give this silly pixel man the happiness we crave for but don't have​@Shadowsnhd

[@luckyilyducky]

yandere elliott and shane really said "hold my beer" and then proceeded to being this close to getting a restraining order

[@joliefish]

rizzstraining order

[@crosonyconnecter]

"Your...your fingers are touching"

[@сільськаприбахана]

Elliott have bonus points by being oddly in character with that mod

[@blackharmonics4518]

@@сільськаприбахана Absolutely. Elliott as Yandere is just fitting. The letters, the way he always speaks in a poetic kind of way, while simultaneously stalking and gatekeeping us.. It's perfect. And I'm so into it. Shane is just plump in comparison. But maybe that's why it's so good. A stalker SHOULD make us feel uncomfortable, but in Elliotts case, I tend to romanticize it

[@сільськаприбахана]

@@blackharmonics4518 Elliott at lery least tries his best and worst to romanticize his life in vanilla game, so it makes sense why it would give off similar vibe in yandere mod And yes me too mate 🤝

[@pizzahutofficial2756]

I keep accidentally making Shane fall in love with me and on my first run when I was trying to marry Alex I didn’t know what a bouquet was… so I gave one to Shane, expecting him to not like flowers, turns out it made him my boyfriend and I cried

[@joliefish]

a harrowing tale

[@Clownish_bug]

Noooo

[@truthseeker9249]

OOPS. Fumbled the bag on that one.

[@bingolinging]

Oops 😂😂

[@kowhaifan1249]

What'd you do?

[@BremakiDoodles]

Out of all of the Stardew yanderes, Shane has gotta be the worst one, but probably the most realistic 😭

[@joliefish]

True 😭

[@alteregobruh]

I gotta say, him turning yandere has gotta be the most realistic, situation wise. Depression can make friendly advances seem like that person is the love of your life when it’s just approaching as a friend. (Or, well, I’ve heard that it can do that. Like a saving grace, an angel to rescue you? They perceive you as that instead of a helping hand. But, I could be wrong!)

[@AshieASMR]

@@alteregobruh you are most definitely right…😅

[@kouutakahashi9767]

@@alteregobruh I hate to say but this is so true. Had someone thought I liked them romantically because I helped them whenever they needed. 😭 No one else did, and I guess that's why they thought I was coming onto them.

[@skullydotexe]

@@kouutakahashi9767 is it bad that I have the tendency to think that way, I have depression and I often can't tell the difference between platonic and romantic affection

[@Violetshy5]

Came for Shane, stayed for the masterful chicken puns 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@joliefish]

why thank you 👏🐓

[@lophieyattes]

Facts

[@yuika_living_life]

im screaming for jolie to please stop T0T

[@foodismylife3747]

Yandere mod or not players that marry Shane have "I can fix him"vibes and I'm all for it 😭😭😭

[@joliefish]

so true

[@ollie_3316]

Nah I just have a thing for degradation

[@deseuryderia]

no he’s just really hot tbh

[@alteregobruh]

Nah I just related too bad, I can’t fix him but I certainly love an enemies to lovers arc 💀 (For me it truly was enemies to lovers, I saw the first words out of his mouth and went “OHH. IIIII see how it is. WELL BUDDY, YOU’LL SOON SEE A WHOLE LOT OF *ME* AROUND HERE” and then I crumpled at each heart event 😭 he got me bro)

[@jasperjazzie]

if you think people with depression need to be fixed i think that says more about you lmao

[@pauruiz07]

I though you were going to say “unless you’re too ashaned” with the chicken joke, still does the job

[@joliefish]

he SHOULD be ashaned 😤

[@stupidlyhanna162]

"I can fix him" The definition of Shane basically

[@joliefish]

but CAN you fix him

[@stupidlyhanna162]

@@joliefish i am the fixer of broken men how could i not fix him :pensive:

[@Fake-ju6rf]

i dont wanna fix him, i want him to destroy me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Takapon218]

These mods always just make Shane more h-rny but I'm... extremely here for it. I love my flirty man.

[@joliefish]

🙌

[@dream_walker9726]

*FR*

[@destroyerFNAFFF]

FR

[@IM44NIJ]

ME TOO

[@rougestarlight4308]

Same 😂

[@vanyadolly]

Saying the other guys were eyeing you like a piece of meat had a different ring to it this time 😅🍗

[@joliefish]

LOL

[@luckyilyducky]

oop

[@theweirdestweirdo8900]

The puns. The amount. Of puns. You should be a Shane-d of yourself.

[@hillacrit]

Shane on you

[@maddie-sv1do]

“hello shanuel” help me this is so funny for absolutely no reason 💀💀

[@joliefish]

It’s his government name 🤓

[@perri2102]

I just know Shane is going to be the most yandere out of them all

[@joliefish]

He can’t beat Elliott 🤨

[@Diluc1774]

I don’t think anyone can beat Elliot

[@mysteriousgachatuber4356]

fr he would gaslight you into a relationship or if you try to divorce him saying if you don't he'll go back to dr!nk!ng

[@black_lemon5258]

The weirdest things is some of their actions I brush off because the farmer does the exact same thing.

[@joliefish]

can’t outdo the doer 🫡

[@NonArtisticArtist-ari]

Honestly, that might be why this one i just thought made him h-rny, not weird or stalkery, like, we as the farmers would do wayy worse should it be possible and we know it, doesnt matter our intentions we would

[@PenelopeE36]

Shane is the least yandarelike person in the town, yet with this mod he’s the most yandare! Amazing and creative video, thank you for taking the time to produce this content Jolie, we really do appreciate it!

[@joliefish]

THANK YOU!! 💙

[@existing-is-pain]

Yandere

[@William_Voidson]

Shane looks so freaking stoned in this mod

[@Kardinaalilintu]

I thought he looked appropriately overworked, super tired and like he doesn't take proper care of himself. Tho... his neutral portrait looked a little too happy.

[@William_Voidson]

@@Kardinaalilintu I’ve never heard someone say that this depressed character looks too “happy”

[@Vivian-rg2pg]

he looks fine asf

[@William_Voidson]

@@Vivian-rg2pg no lies detected

[@MazeTaant]

I was into Shane before, but omg this is going another level up, my toxic senses are telling me "do it!"

[@joliefish]

So brave 🫡

[@trinitywalden2710]

Me too Shane got me feeling some type of way 😆😂

[@NonArtisticArtist-ari]

My brain is always like ' oh, theyre toxic... theyre not a good idea for a romantic partner, alright already i accept the dare'

[@KarIiah]

His picture looks so baked, my boi is high on chicken feed

[@joliefish]

high on life 💃🏼

[@artz-chan9640]

Her making chicken puns Robin: that's my daughter in comedy right there I'm so proud I can finally pass my humor to the next generation 👏😢✨

[@joliefish]

👏👏👏

[@cafeintale8351]

Fun fact:I'm into Shane now

[@joliefish]

real

[@nemesimp]

I was gonna joke that Shane’s therapy isn’t going smooth but maybe IM the one who needs it since even if he was like this I would STILL marry him

[@joliefish]

Hmmm 🔍

[@Caro-eg4ld]

The chicken jokes made this video my favorite 😂

[@joliefish]

Thank you 🐓🐔

[@gravesilk322]

Idk Shane just hits different for me he’s the most realistic person

[@joliefish]

I can see that! 👍

[@ryniepan3038]

“I can change him” No I just have severe trauma and I’m attracted to shitty partners who show me the bare minimum of affection because clinginess and over-adoration scares me

[@0a51s]

Never a proper date without Gus & Pam

[@WolfRoseQUEEN]

The “mighty” Pam

[@alteregobruh]

I am WILDLY uncomfortable. ITS A PERFECT MOD! Never felt happier about a Yandere mod, if I’m not feeling disgusted it was not. done. correctly. At a certain point, ever single dialogue box made me pause the video because I needed a MOMENT! 😭😅

[@joliefish]

Lmao me too 😭

[@mixedberry_juicebox]

i love shane shane is my favorite shane is underappreciated in this game his little dance when he holds charlie his grumpy attitude the very obvious "i can fix him" route hes my favorite i love shane

[@mixedberry_juicebox]

@missingcake3839 let us join hands and sing praise

[@arly7505]

Same ngl

[@jupo9928]

And pepper poppers!

[@mixedberry_juicebox]

@oklozer yessir

[@smaragdchaos]

I didn't think it was possible to make Shane more miserable, but here we are lol

[@SunnySoothesayer]

Shane is more of a "I know I can't make him better, but he can actively make me worse."

[@joliefish]

We can rot together 😤🙏

[@NonArtisticArtist-ari]

@@joliefishits true love😍

[@ohhellofuckoffyoutube]

​@@joliefish"He only loves me when I rot with him" The Bog Bodies, by Rabbitology. Good song and fits him perfectly in my opinion

[@amberknight2030]

I want a guy to look at me the way Shane stares at his pizza in the microwave

[@joliefish]

So true

[@ibee623_]

No I’m actually kinda with you on the pet names. Before the mod started getting uncomfy the pet names had me giggling and kicking my feet fr 👀

[@joliefish]

We’re real for that

[@NonArtisticArtist-ari]

Same, honestly the pet names still did that just, kicking my feet fearfully

[@coolbians8259]

Came for the morbid curiosity of this mod, stayed for the abysmal chicken puns. Keep doing what you do

[@Alien-Sofi]

Shane got that stalker rizz 🤩🤩😍😍 My biggest toxic trait is being down for this shane oml

[@joliefish]

self awareness is the first step 💙🥺

[@thebutchersboi]

He's only interested because of that chicken hat. We all know he loves chickens a little too much

[@jocelynburmesch6671]

i love how you didn't divorce him and just stayed with him 🤣

[@joliefish]

Ima be real I just forgot to 😭

[@catbwead]

" well.. to bad, i'm a tsundere now" that killed me xD

[@joliefish]

😎

[@matchamochi781]

I feel like the player starts the video as the stalker and then it flips.

[@sophiemason3370]

why did Shane look like he was on the zaza 😭

[@joliefish]

😨

[@cyrus3916]

Everyone: I can fix him Me: I can make him worse ✨

[@joliefish]

what power you hold 💪

[@Igo0stheme]

I have the ability to do both lol

[@11inchharbinger]

I can get him pregnant

[@mistahchad220]

It might just be the lack of sleep on my end, but I absolutely lost it at the deadpan "Hello, Shanuel" at 4:08. High-key thinking of naming my next D&D character Shanuel because of this, LOL, fantastic vid!

[@joliefish]

It’s a GREAT name

[@Starabelle]

I'm married to Harvey and I remember always bumping into Shane in the mornings and absolutely hating him for being rude- I'm still not attracted to him, I think it's the dialogue in this mod that makes him so🤭🤭 yknow, before he starts being weird about it 💀

[@joliefish]

Shane but if he was a slightly nicer human 🥰

[@The80sCryptid]

As someone who has multiple yandere mods installed, I have Sebastian, Alex, Sam, Elliot, and now I'm gonna get Shane next. I will tell you because of the free love mod I have, I'm married to 5 people. They just kiss each other due to the hugs and kisses mod. No jealousy so far. Now I need to make Shane my 6th husband.

[@pigeonsata173]

Why is this version of him making me kick my little feet and giggle and twirl my hair

[@ashleywise8582]

Guys, This isn’t so silly goofy anymore… *continues kissing Shane after he just made the most un-holy statement*

[@joliefish]

I am flawed

[@avacadotoast5571]

I like how the first part was basically *you* stalking *him* lol

[@joliefish]

🥸🔎

[@ManaTheSacrifice]

Shane is officially only one I hate as yandere, because he just looks like typical drunk abuser right now.

[@joliefish]

that’s fair

[@adxreful]

My love for Shane (and.. chicken puns..?) has grown a surprising amount in these past 17 minutes and 18 seconds.

[@joliefish]

That’s great to hear 🫡

[@gracegaylord9025]

When the content creator is more yandere than the mod

[@joliefish]

there’s no proof of that 🥸

[@echoflust8167]

Bro my guy Shane came so out of left field with the "doll" bit

[@Jennaros1ty]

I wasn't really watching while I was puttering around my place and just listening to the dialogue and lemme tell ya, the face of concern appeared on my face many times. Especially when it came to "we can be as loud as we want" and "keep your door unlocked and I could walk in and do anything I wanted". Sheeeeeesh

[@joliefish]

that must have been so jarring lmao

[@omichromium]

this made me WILDLY uncomfortable but i just.couldnt.stop.watching!

[@joliefish]

I’m proud you made it through 😤💪

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

I could never deal with Shane, I lost my saviour complex years ago and I don't wanna fix anyone, fix yourself you walking red flag 😂

[@joliefish]

so based

[@jade73508]

Yes because depression and suicidal thoughts are red flags🙄

[@leighhauserman9549]

Right he gives me flashbacks 😂

[@yasmineh.1333]

The player doesn't really fix him though? People complain all the time avout that. After marriage his room is still trash and alcohol of any kind remains a liked gift. IDK what's with the red flag comment but considering all this it feels really uncalled for.

[@ralphforbes5807]

This mans is one of the darker ones for sure, also all the damn chicken puns, they are just fowl 😂 I hate myself...good video, the chicken hat made it even better lmao

[@joliefish]

Thank you!! 💙🐓

[@yaoi5987]

I swear I just wanted to be nice to him on his birthday now he's my best friend while I fruitlessly try to romance Alex or Abigail

[@joliefish]

That dang early spring birthday 😔😔

[@blue-dreams7280]

His portrait is so good

[@joliefish]

yes I love that portrait mod so much 💙👏

[@josipop]

he looks like he hasn’t slept in days, and.. honestly.. he hasn’t slept..

[@WolfRoseQUEEN]

@@josipopThe real question is: does Shane even sleep ??

[@meowmoth49]

you sure are laying it on *chick* with all these puns

[@joliefish]

🐔

[@sunjour]

Scheduling double weekly sessions with my therapist because the way I'm tooooo into this version of him excites but also concerns me. I will pleading no contest your Honor, I am unwell for this man. ✋️😭

[@LemonadeSpice1015]

Sorry, Fish! You bawked around and you found out- hope you aren’t traumatized! 😂❤✨

[@joliefish]

I’ll live (fingers crossed) 🫡

[@SageH-xl8iu]

I love this comment, but you really had the perfect opportunity to say "clucked around and found out" lmaoo

[@LemonadeSpice1015]

@@SageH-xl8iu SHOOT YOU’RE RIGHT!!! EVERYONE, IGNORE MY COMMENT, FOCUS ON THEIRS. THEY DID BETTER!! STRANGER, ILY PLATONICALLY, THANK YOU FOR THE FAILED IDEA AND MISSED OPPORTUNITY. /pos (/pos means Positive for the people who don’t know)

[@SageH-xl8iu]

@@LemonadeSpice1015 Lol thanks! And thanks for the tone tag, I have Silly Brain and often can't tell the tone of a text lol

[@oldmanyaoi999]

"I can fix him" No. whatevers wrong with him is way better

[@uncooked_weiner]

Hes literally the epitome of “I can fix him” and then you cant fix him bcs hes too far gone☠️😭

[@khyra5904]

The way Im giggling is actually crazy THE PET NAMES‼️‼️

[@bluebeka2458]

Shane is like: *in a deranged tone* You stalked me before now i'm doing that. How does that feel huuuh?

[@Helcat10]

Not me waiting outside the farm and the saloon just to give him peppers lmao

[@lavyannawashington1108]

i want this to be canon shane. send help-

[@joliefish]

sending help 🫡🫡

[@elizabethcabrera12]

I love him calling the Farmer “Doll”

[@Hannah_Poisons14]

Yandere shane really just said, "Hold my beer while I make my moves" 😂😂

[@joliefish]

he really did 💀

[@camiah_]

Shane looks so hot with this mod it's driving me crazy omg. If I didn't have Stardew on switch I'd get mods immediately CUZ THIS SHANE MAKES ME WANNA SAY "till my jaw locks" if ykyk

[@joliefish]

omg 😭

[@camiah_]

@@joliefish LIKE HE SAYS THINGS THAT MAKE ME KEOEKEJW 😩😩🤞🏾🙏🙏🙏✨✨✨✨ AND HES SO SEXY IN THIS MOD I JUST WANT HIM TO PAINT MY INSIDES WHITE

[@camiah_]

@@joliefish his stalker rizz makes me wanna give jazz a sibling 🙏

[@dream_walker9726]

FR

[@TableClothPersona]

Man, you've quickly become one of my favorite stardew valley KZbinrs, i came for yandere Elliott but i stayed for your humor! great video as usual ❤

[@joliefish]

Wow thanks!! Means a lot! :) ❤️❤️

[@callmecupcake3325]

😂 I'm living for the chicken puns lmao

[@boyxilla]

shane whimpering audio when

[@joliefish]

STOP (but srsly when)

[@Tomurasdevil]

Wow never though that I'd want to actually marry Shane 😭

[@joliefish]

it’ll pass ❤️

[@Poppy-u4f]

not even joking, Shane's Theme was my no.1 song on Spotify wrapped, I listened to it 146 times and I'm not proud.

[@joliefish]

Omg

[@Miss_Meow17]

I honestly just watch these type of videos to see new dialogue because I can't get mods and sometimes I even just leave because I'm bored of the commentary but you are actually the funniest person when it comes to this and I'm more interested in your commentary then the dialogue.

[@joliefish]

AW thank you!! So glad you enjoy it 💙💙

[@HeroStudios101]

not sure why... i was expecting him to make the competition disapear

[@joliefish]

where’s the proof he didn’t

[@HeroStudios101]

@@joliefish touche

[@josipop]

Shane’s trying to do you 😭 also, those were some *eggcelent* jokes 🐓

[@joliefish]

Why thank you

[@josipop]

@@joliefishhmm.. is there a yandere linus mod? 😳

[@Abby_Likes_Roses12]

Came for yandere shane, stayed for yandere shane (and the horrible chicken puns)

[@joliefish]

*eggcellent chicken puns

[@Abby_Likes_Roses12]

@@joliefish I love your eggcellent puns.

[@joliefish]

@@Abby_Likes_Roses12 thank you thank you 💙🐔

[@crystallight808]

At the beginning it felt like you were the stalker

[@joliefish]

I always am 🥸

[@Be_An_Esther]

"Is that the blood of my brethren?!" took me OUT 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀👻💨

[@olliew8829]

This is the first video of yours that I've seen and I just wanted to say that I really appreciate that you caption your videos, and that the captions are actually accurate

[@joliefish]

oh I’m so glad you like it!! 💙

[@emmerrdoo]

I am not prepared for this..

[@Diluc1774]

Me neither

[@joliefish]

don’t worry he’s chill 😎

[@Randal_ivoryy]

Ngl if I found this mod like a year ago I would have been OBSESSED

[@joliefish]

it’s kind of an improvement LOL

[@Fuyyuu.]

9:28 I DIED

[@kuckag5710]

are you sure that he's the yandare when you're the one waiting in front of his door every morning?

[@viIIaneIIe]

deadass just found out what this game is about and now I'm obsessed w it and shane too AWOOGA

[@joliefish]

one of us

[@NeoRio666]

i feel like Shane is just JD from heathers

[@user.421]

i was laughing out loud at this the wholeee time (as always)☠️ peak comedy ⭐️ and i love the editing

[@joliefish]

Tysm!

[@goldenstarcat9964]

Don’t you mean _peck_ comedy?

[@beaglegaming14]

😂 "he's playing with the kids!.... or wait its charlie" im dead

[@joliefish]

smh smh

[@troll.-face_]

The best part is the commentary lol these videos make me laugh so much

[@joliefish]

yayyy happy to hear it ! 🥺💙

[@ladyenn5625]

That chicken appearance is what all Shane fans look like /j (I swear, love ya Shane people but y’all need help.)

[@joliefish]

Accurate

[@teamkacyybaes]

NOT ALEX BEING AT THE SPORTS GAME DATE GETTING TO WATCH-

[@Belle-ep3wv]

0:42 "you mean chiking" *aggressively hits subscribe button *

[@joliefish]

🐓🐔

[@annad1132]

No but this is just mostly friendlier(and a *lot* more flirtatious) Shane

[@joliefish]

Fr

[@hitsugatatsuro9978]

Ngl, I liked the video for all the chicken puns. Normally, puns would annoy me but what can I say? Joliechick and I seem to be birds of a feather.

[@joliefish]

Birds of a feather flock together 🐓

[@Flufferz342]

I’m living for the chicken head 🤣

[@kylethebel0ved]

why does this make me love shane more okay i am in therapy but just hear me out

[@pigeonsata173]

SAME

[@AnnaGlavina]

Yandere shane's design is KINDA FINEEEEE

[@lumina649]

The fact I actually have an uncle named Shane makes this experience even more uncomfortable for me. Only difference is that he's actually not an alcoholic. 🤣

[@Bee.o.]

SCREAMING AND KICKING MY FEET I NEED THIS MOD

[@hcwtr4gic]

FR

[@dkdkdnffjxjdj6019]

I NEED HIM SO BAD

[@joliefish]

Ur real for that