a productive weekend in my life (cooking + writing)

Let me show you what I do during the weekend. I'm a productivity guru.
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[@JomaNYC]

Because I went outside in my last video, I got sunburnt...

[@prodrectifies]

epic

[@lasqansales4916]

Noice

[@smartkiddo1557]

Joma i want to be a software engineer because of you.thank you

[@ogreeni]

The outside world is dangerous

[@sevendaysaweek2622]

Ratio

[@elizabethl2691]

I honestly never know when Joma is being sarcastic or just talking

[@chiragpatil316]

same bro

[@Musa-lf5yn]

I was like you, but now I know he is always sarcastic :p

[@ashiksaleem360]

He's living the script

[@ashiksaleem360]

He is the script

The same

[@fijau]

To be honest this looks just like my weekends. Get up early determined to be productive and what feels like 10 minutes later it's already 3 am and I didn't do shit. Actually, I am having one of those days today too.

[@akinaguda]

I just had a conversation with a friend about this just before this video came out lol

[@pritampawar6478]

same 😥

[@quincy3367]

yep 😎

[@orange_tie2851]

Make a third channel: "Joma In The Kitchen" please. Great Cooking.

[@Stream_B_H]

or Joma going upstairs😶‍🌫️

[@hanshart9431]

*ahhhhhhh*holyshit*arrrgggg*--> LOL thanks for this masterpiece of a cooking-lession :D

[@chinmaymathur7000]

@@hanshart9431 This reply is valid for both of above channels 😏

[@w1d3r75]

Nah man. That chicken is raw

[@FreestyleEntOnline]

great cooking? he just put some salt on chicken and put it in the oven

[@yourfriendintech]

Awesome to see Joma pursuing his dreams. In all seriousness, "Better luck next time" really stood out to me - it's a great mindset to have

[@MotoBroo]

brah this my favorite youtuber!

[@sevendaysaweek2622]

Ratio

[@sdumalisile4080]

Nationality check, are you ma se kind?

[@GhMaclean]

me same bruh

[@sdumalisile4080]

@Stiaan Victor Awe bruh! Mzansi in die huis.

[@ayy1820]

Mine too lol

[@aymanhkias6416]

anyone else feels like one problem with Joma’s videos is that you legit can’t tell when he is being too sarcastic or dead serious? like was that an advice at the end of a series of jokes? wow I really learned sth today

[@pinkshortsmanwithban]

Joma is a creative genius

[@codevev]

How is it a problem? Lol

[@sulaymanjobe5931]

Joma comes across as that guy in high school that said he didn't study for the test but he always comes out on top.

[@nhtathinfbntb2746]

nah, Joma is the guy that everyone knows is top of class but he never mentions it and just does his thing

[@ArvindRajan]

Yo Joma I know you love self-depricating humor but just wanted to say ur an inspiration and I'm excited to see you grow

[@natdiaz3029]

Yes, procrastination boosts creativity, Sometimes I can’t avoid to procrastinate, but the more time I let pass the more Ideas I get.

[@zeroliuxiyuan]

Joma is finding an interesting direction that he jokes about himself to make everyone on KZbin feels better. I think this is extremely smart and I really appreciate your content Joma.

[@pratyush2604]

I love how he subtly shares the reality of life. Its not really being serious all the time but as he says you actually need to at least 'half ass' a few things. You don't see people being real on KZbin that much, rarely from tech KZbinrs. Its mostly people flexing about their sOftwAre enGineErinG jOb at a FAANG. So yes, appreciate the content Joma!

[@rachelliu804]

"You can't force yourself to be productive especially if you try to be creative", thanks so much, Joma, this is what I need at this moment. Guess this is the common problem we face in life and work. I feel so lost these days at work and don't know what I want. Probably It just takes time and we just follow your heart.

[@zoecarlibur]

As a Software developer, I'm obsessed with "productivity", I get the guilt and all. But recently I learned to just trust myself to get whatever task I have done. It's been awesome. Not worrying about what I'm doing with my time. I just know that I'll get it done...eventually!

[@conspirancytheories]

okay when Joma sniffed the garlic . He got me there.😂😂😂😂😂

[@Neellssoonn1]

My weekend: 04:00 wake up like everyday. Prototype portafolios and training plus, cook, eat and wash by hands.

[@GadgetBox]

just me or anyone else think that yakult in NYC is way bigger than in my country

[@nils1016]

depends on what ur country is

[@shixuo]

must cost way bigger too? probably

[@rubahkecil_]

Yakult disini kayaknya kalo 2-3 teguk udah abis bang

[@akshaythugudam9479]

Joma is a good storyteller!.........love from India

[@conocerseasimismo]

From India!!! 🤗 💌

[@Kidpunk98]

Dude, Joma is the coolest…. I watch the ads all the way through for this dude………’s mom.

[@prajwalpkulkarni]

at this point, i doubt the existence of his girlfriend

[@Justice_Dignity]

It's okay single is productive

[@pratyush2604]

me too lol

[@divyankgupta4178]

Wait its not a joke??

[@sammitchell7310]

She’s not comfortable being on camera

[@nixonirom8657]

Your advice on creativity and productivity, that's where I been i stuck for so long. Thank you so much Joma. And yes you're right, best support system : MOM🌼

[@sasanththota5830]

Joma after few days: Hey guys! Welcome back to JOMA COOKING CHANNEL

[@briannnnnnnnnn1037]

This looks like me everyday. Been trying to learn JavaScript on my own and it's difficult trying to be productive at that.

[@jhalli_velli]

I am in love with your videos, your perspective on struggles, and most importantly, your journey. I hope you'll get there soon. :) I root for it!

[@federicolaufgang114]

4:01 the secret of his productivity

[@sandramarina2185]

Thank you for remembering! Lots of Love to you :)

[@flamendless]

I cracked when he snorted the garlic 😂

[@jimmytsai6582]

8:06 when you figure out how to print a donut on your terminal

[@itsfluid]

4:08 me when I am playing in computer, and hear my dads gigantic steps

[@ashishshah6730]

At this point Joma is almost flexing his girlfriend lmao.

[@zeytelaloi]

Shows girlfriend once -> flexing?

[@sweetpillow6001]

3:36 man he is mimicking Gordan so accurately 🤣🤣

[@Patientbull]

I can tell this man waited YEARSS before posting a single video, he understands the culture

[@c3vzn]

It’s not his first channel lol. Plenty of time has gone by on his main channel.

[@Patientbull]

@@c3vzn Makes more sense lmao

[@vishalkohli7353]

" You have a job, you have a youtube channel....thats it". Joma can be a vibe! 🤙😂

[@clevelanddixon3803]

Joma: My dishwasher won't work Mom: His hands look fine to me

[@siddharthabiswas2147]

He has a girlfriend though right ?

[@ibraheemafzal2436]

Thank you Joma. Your final words really helped me out.

[@debadityaroy5709]

The ending was really good man...Soon you would get this channel monetized....love uuuu...

[@anjalisoni5674]

9:31 when he said it's 3 am it was exactly time i was watching it Omg

[@user-kl8zm8nb9v]

ウン毛

[@francismyro2391]

lmao joma mehn. the subtle sarcasm innuendos. golden bruh

[@thejeffgeronimo]

Man! The words at the end hit me hard! Thank you for the reminder 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@alichehab5804]

1:34 best way to wash dishes 😂

[@cloudwithraj]

Joma, universal rule of Kitchen - if you cook, she does dishes! Time to enforce it!

[@lordvi-leagueoflegendsmont9779]

„That person living upstairs“ xD

[@thetowerfantasymusic]

I live for this channel now

[@eseasygaming6974]

"So, I didn't write a single line. Umm, better luck next time, but I think I'm going to call it a day." -me at work XD

[@charan775]

joma in his main channel :- lazy engineer in this channel :- fully productive

[@ryagas5369]

Finally, a video showing the REAL creative process. :)

[@sbtmirza329]

The sarcasm levels in Joma's videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@braket160]

i find it highly entertaining of you making that mom joke and saying that you were kidding and getting back at it when it was expected the least! love your shit!! keep doing what you love! You inspire me to do what i love. your mom.

[@urloser404wu2]

youtube notification: 「Joma in NYC 」is live streaming: chill lofi beats to cook/writing

[@raresferaru4361]

I have a feeling that the director thing is going to be something like the start up line

[@PewPewFig]

You fuckin kill me dude. He said I have to wash dishes like a barbarian now 😂😂😂

[@virajsingh7636]

'that person living upstairs' is *yOuR mOm*

[@dolphinny355]

3:40 feels like that bottle of olive oil costs more then my entire kitchen D;

[@Mizosoop]

How do you keep such a straight face with all the sarcasm all the time? Lol.

[@Mizosoop]

Dude.... I was so waiting for the "Your Mom" thing. Lol!

[@Sooraj162]

8:36 - 10:15 This really helped! really helped ! Thank you Joma

[@oussamabennaoum7515]

much love mate, i appreciate the 8:35 part, so true. love it

[@adarshb2477]

The cost of productivity is creativity 🤯🔥❤️WOW

[@realsemig]

That Gordon Ramsey impression tho 😂😂😂

[@idiNty]

1:28 I felt this so f**king hard :D

[@default_user_not_found]

Haha. I'm *loving* your videos, man. This is comedy gold.

[@SleepingOrchid]

Key to seem productive: Half ass everything Pretend your doing “Productive” things Fill the “perfect” weekend P.S. I love this channel

[@codedfotography]

Joma has so much personality ❤️ Thanks for your motivation 💪🏾🦅

[@aymensekhri2133]

Thank you very much, your advice at the end of this video was really interesting and inspiring

[@goodmorning41]

Love your dishwashing style 😂😂😂and your halfasssing

[@johng4882]

This man makes my depression cure

[@laetitiajean4293]

Thank you Joma !

[@studybuddy4971]

This is the best vlog I've ever watched

[@nothingiseverperfect]

WAIITTT THIS IS SOOOO RELATABLEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHH THANK YOUUUUUUU

[@MingoTheSlayer]

Joma is such a chef

[@mig010390]

Man i've started to laugh so bad . You made my day, thanks!!!!!

[@JohnCena-qs6nm]

I get inspired by watching your videos

[@jonathanpadgett4562]

3:22 that made me laugh so hard. So fricken random 😂

[@Demolidorfing]

Bro, beside the jokes, the message in the final helped me sooo much, in the last days I was feeling so bad about my productivity programming, your message had me think better about it

[@TheChristineVan]

the rage drinking yakult is so relatable xD, glad i'm not the only one who didn't grow out of that drink haha

[@ModifyChanelLive]

Jo mama is so inspiring thank you! I see

[@joshuacortez4688]

JOMA - You may halfa** your job, but I can tell you never halfa$$ your youtube videos because they always make me laugh. Your quality content means a lot!

[@katgrant2584]

Hey joma thanks for posting a fun one 😱😱😎writer director

[@neelanjanaanne7904]

I needed this video , srsly .

[@nanakwame9056]

Favorite KZbinr thus far

[@nath6374]

i don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but your diction is excellent. for me, who am not a native english speaker, it makes a lot of difference lol congrats and thanks

[@JomaNYC]

Wow, thank you! I'm a bit self conscious about my diction, so this means a lot to me. Appreciate it :)

[@daviregis8317]

Joma, you are a great story teller, love from Brazil.

[@wunfreemusic1896]

a new channel Joma in Kitchen !!!

[@Xion1317]

7:00 : every dev after their first 6 hours of work of the day

[@arvin6409]

Funny and wholesome all in one video! Thanks Joma! Subscribed!

[@hattan6775]

Thank you for this advice, I was seeing my book and don't feel to study just want to watch some videos and I saw your video and I got a positive energy

[@dawoodahmad3719]

Hey joma ! ♥️

[@sebastianalejandroalvarado2122]

Grande joma GRAAAAANDE! :3

[@juraycando9872]

The speech Broo!!!! Love it!!

[@mj5487]

I can’t with that long strong in the yoghurta

[@Rumil_]

Thanks man that last part hit me differently. I'll let my mom know. Wish you the best.

[@aadityamahajan991]

Joma man your scripts are amazing "I have to wash them myself like a barbarian" how do you think of these lines 😂😂

[@elena_stamatelou]

indeed creativity needs space and procrastination gives that space

[@goodmorning41]

Creativity is like weather, you have no control over it, you can just embrace it

[@danield.6842]

Great messages and sarcasticness aside, ah his keyboard sounds so amazing.

[@laugh6581]

Joma is GOATED

[@diaazedeia134]

Man I love this guy sometimes you give me motivation to do new things and be more productive

[@fouzankhan1859]

This man's single video is more entertaining than many youtubers entire careers.

[@janethecreative4350]

I love your sarcastic humour. It’s dry and refreshing

[@991tanmay]

Wow such simple ,important, realistic message, I love you Joma 😍

[@joshandrewnazareth8590]

6:14 is good. Pause it right where it says something about his roommate.

[@luisafonseca6768]

succession is brilliant