Jon Matteson: A Solo Show by Jon Matteson

[@Exvilness]

Don't mind me just putting timestamps for future reference 1:07 Audition 4:17 Make me a man 8:54 T E E J 11:54 TedTalk 15:20 Road trip 19:55 Dumb little British boy 21:50 Patton 25:26 Pre-ending monologue 26:40 Big closing number

[@mari-su8up]

Emirhan Kuşdemir thank

[@rosebaylie8175]

T E E J

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Hearing Jeff lose his mind during the TED Talk bit is everything, thank you for the time stamp for it 🤣

[@standingonastaircasetalkin3738]

TeeeEEEeeeJ

[@ice_wolfie]

I love teej

[@shyshydrake3730]

Jon is in a constant state of being dead inside

[@thelesbianholyspirit9649]

@@jonmatteson it's too late, Jon. We already know

[@r0sierosierosie]

alternate title : Watch Jon Matteson Descend Into Complete Insanity For 30 Minutes

[@radiocoffee7700]

You can hear Jeff Blim's laughter, aw

[@bjpe8228]

This made me both terrified and adoring of this man. Like, I'm pretty sure he's going to start a cult, but also I'd join it.

[@scarlettlasweet]

Technically Jon did, seeing as he voices Wiggly in Black Friday.

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

I dislike that word gerald “Cult”

[@scarlettlasweet]

@@thebananaowenslippedon7095 No, it's a new exciting religion that I started.

[@justaperson9754]

I mean didn’t he join a cult when he joined starkid

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

Faithful Gryffindor nononono It’s a new exciting religion that we started

[@jesslloyd22]

Jon Matteson: a solo show OR A mental breakdown in 8 parts

[@rofeitl]

It’s really both

[@friedshampoo1794]

Jon Matteson is always the best at convincing everyone he's having a mental breakdown.

[@atlascalliopecharon]

What do you mean "Convincing?"

[@ashleypearson2411]

Children? Caesar salad.

[@sagebell1309]

Ashley Pearson I WANTED A SALAD BUT NOW I HAVE A CHILD

[@Jazzhands3701]

I wanted a salad but now I have a child!

[@JackieBorelli]

the new "hotel? trivago."

[@shalooby8195]

Ive never known someone to be as ridiculously intelligent and chaotic while calm and steady at the same time as Jon Matteson and I dont think I EVER WILL AGAIN

[@anneliesem.116]

oh he got big arm

[@lilykovar4397]

hervainsoul thicc

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

ngl he’s strong boy

[@universemilkshake7695]

Extra b u f f

[@amiller53744]

And 🎂

[@aradhnakaur8668]

does Jon just play characters having nervous breakdowns because he's constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown and do I find this funny because I'm constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown? probably! do I care? no, not really. you keep doing you, Jon.

[@adarabaldini]

MUSIC BY JEFF BLIM OMG

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Jon Matteson is a gift to the world.

[@Ray-hk1zm]

"Look at my legs! They're mOVING! I love meeeeeeEEEEEEE-"

[@nuttygosling6109]

True very true

[@atlascalliopecharon]

A true global treasure

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

A gift to the universe

[@pdsketch603]

“35 tickets to Harry FRICKIN potter world!” StarKid reference..?

[@rosebaylie8175]

PD Sketch 38

[@leeblock9573]

I had my suspicions during Let It Out, but this video cements once and for all that Jon Matteson has truly mastered the art of slowly going insane.

[@sanityisrelative]

That TED talk broke my brain. In the best possible way.

[@rine6740]

14:02 you can hear someone go "what" and that's a mood and my running monologue during this

[@jordanferris783]

The Soul Cycle bit is genius! I couldn't stop laughing. Well done!

[@commandercube0077]

This skit is in his channel if you wanna see a more high quality version

[@aodoesgames7024]

Teej is now my favorite character in the history of the world, thank you for bringing his light into the world

[@amoolia0]

I hope you like Jon's latest video then, we love to see Teej back and in even better format and camera quality

[@forgetmenotjimmy]

LEAVE THE BODIES JANINE!

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

If a friend of yours is learning English, this provides the perfect test to see how good they are. Show them the TedTalk and wait to see how long it takes them to realise that he's spouting complete nonsense.

[@Pizzaaa1265]

Yep. I'm from Germany and this show made me kinda realize that I still have a lot of words to learn xD

[@billolson8766]

Wait…he was? I speak fluent English and it’s my birth language and i don’d know how but i was able to follow along.

[@sk3ru]

​@@billolson8766 i mean you can vaguely follow but if you figured out what "children? Caesar salad" or "put my eyes in their palm" means then don't be afraid to share with the class

[@cheetotieso2165]

The world isn't big and smart enough to deal with the mind of the great Jon Matteson

[@ItsEMSTER]

6:32 his name is in the title, he’s- oh.

[@1999ToyotaCorolla]

emilysue the music was by Jeff Blim so it’s likely he reused the riff

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

THATS WHAT I HEARD TOO HAHAH

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

So glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[@molecularalien]

Yesss I heard that too

[@ice_wolfie]

DESTINED TO GO VIRAL

[@JackieBorelli]

I wonder how many people thought they were having a stroke during the ted talk bit

[@Jay.is.cool012]

It’s very impressive to see Jon still liking and replying to peoples comments 5 YEARS after this. Also Jon, if you see this, I love your work and you are literally phenomenal. I can’t wait to see what you do in the future💗💗

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

“You make me want to punch out the grim reaper” In the name of Travis please don’t

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

I am so proud to be part of the exiting new religion starkid

[@wigglyofficial467]

NOT YOUR USERNAME

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

@@wigglyofficial467 :)

[@gillderoythemouseprince9581]

"You're like a coat that's made of puppies" Is that a Starkid reference?

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

How’s it going with the mice gilderoy?

[@aly5s1a]

The username sos these two peopl are so ✨iconic✨ i need to subscribe.

[@ciara7056]

@@thebananaowenslippedon7095 ok funny haha but why would you hurt me this way with your username

[@mollyo7647]

I am two years late but this is god tier

[@wigglyofficial467]

I kept laughing historically in front of my friend and had to explain that this guy ran over and killed someone and their child with a bike. Thank you for making the most out of context thing ever.

[@corn7460]

The story of Teej

[@ibuprofem9901]

in quarantine. impulsively dyeing my hair. have to wait 30 minutes for the dye to develop. will start this in 13 seconds.

[@huhwhatasht]

Can you guys hear the similarities in Make Me a Man and The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' title song?

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Yeah, there's a melody an chord progression really similar to the “his name is in the title, he's destined to go viral” bit. They were both written by Jeff Blim, so it makes sense.

[@MisterAppleEsq]

@@lindsay1966 It does lol!

[@Quinn-bq9sv]

We have part of the TGWDLM song tune, we have Harry Freaking Potter, and we have the Secretary of Defense from Black Friday

[@billolson8766]

24:25 Wait a second…I recognize that coat

[@giraffeboy2649]

Loved the part when Jon Matteson was on stage

[@walterwhiteyo230]

check your pulse

[@SophieGDough]

Theory Time: Teej was the Biker that the Father hit with his car on the way to Harry Freakin’ Potter World.

[@Bl4ck_m0ld]

That’s what I’ve been saying!!

[@ashleyy2628]

...did he just say...”Harry Freakin’ Potter” world? THE PARALLELS 🤣

[@JackieBorelli]

jon: any song audience member: tubthumping jon: what? tubth- we're in a car, not a bathroom!

[@peacepadvalley9840]

As a British kid.... I'd say that's pretty accurate yea

[@Emma-rx5qf]

I'm equally in love, in awe, and in fear of this man

[@micheleamani9964]

I know I’m ready for grad school... but is grad school ready for me

[@hanalawrie975]

Omg during the TED talk the captions don’t say anything, they literally just gave up trying to understand

[@andiekane2848]

How can someone be this amazing? Available for marriage?

[@carolineasr9800]

It took me a second time watching to get the punchline "change your name to Teej" - my mind is completely blown and the show got even better comedy genius edit: not me editing the comment for grammar and losing jon's heart 😭

[@redwest29]

the fact the road trip dad hit a biker afterwards

[@yanitatronic]

I love intellectual comedy

[@atlascalliopecharon]

Whoever disliked this should show themselves out of the door

[@Nevlogeos]

Incredible show, sir! Loved the reveal of the sketches as the show went on and how introspective it got! I'm low key trying to break into writing and performing comedy and the theatricality here is really inspiring so thank you for putting this out there :D - hope you have a great day!

[@diohadley1712]

Make me a man made me extremely uncomfortable but so does Jon in general so it makes sense.

[@skylarpenney5259]

Jon Matteson should join SNL as a cast member. He has potential.

[@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671]

he did audition (and so did Lauren Lopez) but they didn't make the cut. I'm so glad cause SNL is toxic.

[@skylarpenney5259]

@@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671 WHAT?! damn Starkid actors are so talented how could they reject him?! I noticed that some of the new SNL actors are kind of bland and are always background characters. They need Jon Matteson and Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez. They're super talented! Also how is SNL toxic? I genuinely want to know.

[@TheMoggFREE]

@@skylarpenney5259 google SNL toxic hahahahaha toxic workplace and the workplace still has misogyny and all the other stuff. I don't want Jon to be influenced by them or experience it. it's still a boys' club.

[@atlascalliopecharon]

The Make Me A Man song had the same tune as the title number of TGWDLM at one point

[@strangeandinteresting]

I can't believe it took me this long to watch this show, but this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Your sense of humour just does Not Miss, honestly.

[@ClockworkKazoo]

I should've watched this sooner. Wowi

[@robinterrell029]

jon are you okay

[@museofbastille13]

Of course probably not

[@krystallights1325]

I’m really concerned

[@billolson8766]

Why do you even ask? Of course he isn’t! (I’m kidding)

[@katherinepfister4177]

Teej literally had me dying. He’s amazing.

[@ceruleanhearts7604]

i'm just putting this for my own benefit but soul cycle starts at 8:55

[@Soup-soap3]

Thank you

[@harriet5376]

i love this man with all my soul

[@ACuteLIttleGirl]

That description is phenomenal

[@addianimatics1784]

Teej would be an excellent UCB Characters Welcome character

[@cassylk22]

i freaking love jon matteson man

[@amoliveira]

This is truly great

[@lillian2579]

Ok im coming back here because i love it so much but the chat in his stream today was reminding me of chECK YOUR PULSE

[@rofeitl]

I watch this probably once a month and I never get tired of it

[@rofeitl]

Wow me when I find my comment because I’m watching it again

[@broadwaybopsanddoo-wops1838]

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT ONE OF MY FAVORITE STARKIDS HAD HIS OWN KZbin CHANNEL?!?! I FIND that it's absurd that I haven't been subbed this whole time!

[@marthamiller4033]

Nothing like Jon to calm me down after realizing that I am bi.❤️😂😊

[@marisal48]

Why does Jon in Soul Cycle actually sound like somebody that does that as their job?

[@ryantalley5284]

Let me introduce you to this thing called acting

[@ardenmurray9217]

i love everyones laughter

[@spacecowboy2711]

Lmfao this was amazing

[@rexie9926]

You know I never thought I’d hear Jon Matteson singing about Sigma Alpha licking stuff off the floor and butt chugging in the same song but here we are

[@madge1380]

Comedy icon

[@missy2000]

This is absolutely amazing omfg. Haven't laughed this hard in a long while pffffff. Also your ability to stay focused and keep from laughing is phenomenal and something I really need practice at, holy crap. Brilliant !!!!

[@fivehundredlux]

I wanna join his cult.

[@youcouldhavethestars]

7:46-8:03 paul in let it out

[@Jay.is.cool012]

LMAO YES

[@universemilkshake7695]

So beautiful c,: I’m literally shaking and crying right now

[@maggieandrews7676]

The self love I aspire to have at the end

[@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671]

you can hear Jeff's voice every now and then hahaha

[@aether413]

This is *excellent.*

[@gupdoo3]

20:38 This is how the writing feels in Pokémon Sword And Shield

[@hayhay6634]

Sorry I don't polio

[@bearlyted]

I love absolutely everything about this

[@silverymoonthing]

chajfjajfs i thought the middle panels said “big chicken nugget”

[@commandercube0077]

It is criminal that this man only has 15K subs, STARKID FANS UNITE AND SPREAD THIS MAN’S CONTENT PLEASEREEE

[@Ninjaorchdorkwithcat]

make me a man song resonates book of mormon 🤣

[@Rache1sstudi0]

I thought I was the only one!!! Mostly "I believe"

[@mackenzieallison13]

I never knew that I needed this in my life.

[@bubblezcavanagh]

I feel like I learned a lot about acting while watching this????

[@amyrozz3]

Oh, that was a lot of fun!

[@LeoLastname-jh9dq]

This is high class comedy

[@riaowhaiwhn3525]

Damn I wish I could've found you before The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

[@universemilkshake7695]

Saaaame!

[@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671]

2:22 -2:39 probably the most adorable thing he did

[@yourcoffeepal]

Each time I feel down I return to this video and the absolute hilarious, chaotic and overall beyond amazing sketches making the whole show always cheer me up so much. I really can't get enough of it and yea.

[@amoolia0]

I love this so much, it's so impressive to see, Jon gives his all to his performances and it pays off

[@jonmatteson]

Thank you!

[@garbageboystinkman7744]

yes Thank you for this gift

[@bruhahaha]

I frickin love him no homo

[@crazyrottenbones]

the ted talk bit is GOLD

[@jonmatteson]

Thank you!!! I'm working on a sequel to it!

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1183]

Has anyone ever told you you look like the lead in an Alfred Hitchcock film?

[@lucygreetham9563]

Make me a man is fr a bop tho

[@cassylk22]

how can you not fall madly in love with him after watching this video 😭

[@lottaisaveryangrywoman]

is that Jeff Blim laughing? Love it!

[@deadlynightshade5797]

The Soul Cycle section reminded me of the accident of November 6th 2018, The Ted Talk section reminded me of how it felt to think after the accident of November 6th 2018

[@r4t_trap]

can anyone figure out the ted talk monologue? ive been trying to for a while and i just get so lost

[@leeblock9573]

it's random words in nonsense order it isn't supposed to make sense

[@r4t_trap]

@@leeblock9573 idc. i think its funny and i wanna memorize it

[@leeblock9573]

@@r4t_trap oh i thought you were confused by the nonsense sorry ^-^