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"Can you wash the bathmat hahahah.......I'd rather top myself"
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[@JonRichardson]

I haven't murdered someone over a dishwasher, yet

[@karinberonius8799]

Yet...🤓

[@harmonymcmaster3512]

My husband is exactly like you ... yes I’ve learned so much from his many lessons on “how to” ,, but man it still does not come naturally !! I’m always in trouble haha you should see how I try cut my onions and tomatoes or avacado ( any vegetables) .. to me it has the same result but because my process is “entirely” corrupting the right way of doing it .. he can’t handle it lol and takes over .. absolutely love watching you Jon ! Oh and the cutlery and knives all the same here too !! Hehe .. he thinks I do it on purpose “against him” I sincerely don’t , my theory is ,, “that my brain is just way above the simple need of the order of these things “ and I will pay attention to just living .. I’m still clean .. 22 years later we still together though hahaha

[@goaway2803]

I hand wash so I turn the spoons over like you said and everything has it's place in the drawers, even the direction of the cutlery. Plus the size of each fork or spoon and frequency of use are part of putting them away. I think I need a life. Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate

[@AnnA-fx7ft]

Yet? 🤣

[@TopMazza420]

Your awesome:)

[@michaelhutcheson5897]

“You’re doing a baking tray when there are still Wine glasses.” Classic

[@soliviturambulando4910]

I had all my teenagers watch this. "See? Mom is NOT insane."

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

Yeah, but i just do the glases in a second batch with new water once the first batch is dry. More space on the drying rack and my clumpsy ass breaks less glases. (Why not the glasses first? Well, glasses tend to have the least crusting stuff in them. The baking tray needs to be washed asap, the water in the glas... not so much. Not even a milk glas needs more than a wee soak).

[@Gilly-bean]

When the scrambled egg pan gets washed first and everything smells of egg afterwards.

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

@@ricebeansrockroll882 in another bit he says to immediately add water to the baking tray and put it back in the oven, if it's still warm enough the water boils and everything lifts. personally, I line everything with foil for easy cleaning, then baking paper for non-stick. both, because oil seeps through the baking paper but not through the foil, and things stick to the foil but not the paper

[@desislavchi]

@@Cheesus-Sliced thats a teeny bit wasteful..maybe?

[@AutoMattOn]

never in my life have i felt as validated and as understood as i did watching this video

[@Plethorality]

same here. i live by myself, and even that is difficult... i have standards!

[@mineralin641]

my favorite routine punchline: "SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!"

[@jaye6394]

Recycling…….‘foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy’. I hear that every time I recycle.

[@annebruecks7381]

Ever since I learned what can and can’t be recycled, I feel this man to my core when trying to tell others!!!

[@booboofairy8014]

I have learnt more life skills from Jon than from my entire high school education 😔

[@soliviturambulando4910]

He validated all the cleaning tips from my Nana...

[@sahhull]

If you'd have listened at school instead of looking out the window.

[@theHotpointHoodlum]

You must live in the US also…

[@edvinkarlsson9368]

@@theHotpointHoodlum which country do you live in then and what did you learn?

[@jocomfiresin6982]

It's very much a singular skill...

[@cristinaj4274]

He's so flipping adorable! And every single one of his points I felt in my soul. Can't say how hard its been trying to be okay with the results when my husband tries to clean anything. Like I'm supposed to be happy that he's helping bc others don't. Nooooooo. I'd rather he didn't bc he doesn't do it bloody right! Then here I am looking at the dish cupboard where he put the dishes willy nilly and act like not only am I trying not to pull my hair out at the sight of the disarray, but I'm supposed to be proud of him for putting them away. 🥺😭 Running on anxiety like that is literally exhausting. 😣

[@Desimere]

I relate to this, but i've gotten better recently. It helps to keep chores separate. If you have your own system for dishes, it really sucks when someone comes and messes with it. But if one person deals with the laundry, another with the dishes, it's easier. And if something is wrong with the outcome, it can be pointed out. Then if your partner is a nice person, they will try to adjust their process to avoid causing you problems.

[@krystellegibson9614]

I'm sending Jon's videos to anyone I start dating so I can weed out the shit cleaners and they can weed out the psychopath

[@Plethorality]

you are nor a psychopath.. you just have standards. ..

[@rooster565]

I'm still waiting for Jon's netflix special

[@hxlly_mxy]

i’d love that

[@noybeeswax]

They could do a deal to release a lot of already recorded specials from British comedians into other markets. I’m a Brit who lives in Canada, I’ll tell you now the Canadians would love Jon👍

[@nathankotenberg2656]

No way. On 8 out of 10 cats you're always the annoying, overly competitive extremely witty quiet guy. Between you and Sean I have wet myself many times laughing. Thank you for all of your brilliant material you've brought to us. (And I don't say annoying in a bad way) I would like to point out now that your stand up is hilarious as an entertainer the material that you use is phenomenal. Thank you

[@haroldgarrett2932]

jon richardson, sean lock and jimmy carr all had completely different standup styles, but they were all so good in their own way that they really made that show shine

[@AnnA-fx7ft]

Should I be alarmed that I share many of these grievances with John?

[@georgecaplin9075]

Yes, very much so. 😁

[@AnnA-fx7ft]

@@georgecaplin9075 Argh 😳

[@beatrice1700]

Same here :)

[@HonoredMule]

It just means that you are detail-oriented. Many have tried to de-humanize others based on race, color, sexual identity, or orientation, and it baffles me how they can miss all these subhumans so oblivious that they don't even realize that they're wrong, let alone connect the dots to why. ....oooohh, _it's the same "many."_ ;)

[@felix_christopher]

After watching the „A little bit of OCD”-documentation, the jokes Jon does on his meticulous mannerisms hit a bit too close to home...

[@karinberonius8799]

My mum taught me over forty years ago that it's very, very important to put the cutlery in the drawer in the correct order: knives, forks, spoons and the teaspoons facing left beneath those. Last year I noticed she'd changed the order! Why? Because. She FELT like it! The madwoman. It's driving me nuts. As for watching someone else do the dishes? Absolute torture.

[@valeriebumblebee7607]

Are you from Germany?

[@karinberonius8799]

@@valeriebumblebee7607 No.🇸🇪😄

[@sunshineinspace6207]

@@karinberonius8799 Another Swede!🇸🇪

[@karinberonius8799]

@@sunshineinspace6207🤓

[@Ade_1]

Knives forks spoons I had this conversation with my teenage son... Now he leaves it to me. Not sure who won that one 😕

[@MightyMadFish]

Living with Russel Howard gave him some good material at least

[@johnb8956]

Shame it only worked for one of them 😅

[@maryambham76]

I’d love to see him in student accommodation

[@DavidRexGlenn]

Wait until Jon finds out about the people who can't discern the difference between teaspoons and soup spoons. Used to drive me insane working in restaurants around people with such poor object recognition skills. The world must look like one giant tessellated Minecraft map to these people

[@Plethorality]

oh that is... shudderingly awful! how can they not know!!??

[@fromthegamethrone]

Today I've learned that there is such thing as a soup spoon

[@troystaunton254]

Perhaps like me they don’t care.

[@esobelisk3110]

what is. a soup spoon

[@JordiVanderwaal]

This stand-up routine is so relatable that it's scary. xD

[@YaBoiTaeWu]

I’ve watched you on programs for years, and only now am I discovering your stand-up. Fucking brilliant mate.

[@hxlly_mxy]

you’ve been missing out

[@eattherich9215]

@5:22, bingo. I love Jon Richardson's brand of grumpiness.

[@wayneRSA]

Jon is my spirit animal 🤩

[@SB-du9if]

Got to nearly the end of this clip and he got to the paring knife and said that the only solace he had was that that was what he was going to kill them with Absolutely Brilliant from a man of my heart !!! Listening to him is like talking into the mirror ❤

[@Nipunh]

After the kill, he put the knife back where it belongs

[@soliviturambulando4910]

lol @ the Rumpelstiltskin of Recycling

[@laraneville9952]

Jon Richardson is my soul mate 😍 We'd have a perfectly shining house. Sometimes we'd argue about the *proper* proper way to tidy the house and I'd just be so thankful

[@Plethorality]

i understand you!!! yes!!!

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

It's called common sense to wash the glasses first. If you use a bit of vinegar in the rinsing water, all residue from the washing up liquid will come off and your wine will taste even better.

[@haulin]

What is rinsing water? You don't rinse under a running faucet? Get out of my kitchen!

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

@@haulin haha! No I don't rise under a running faucet. I even reuse the rinsing water and add washing up liquid to it for the next load. Water levels have getting worryingly low here and I try to save water. I know, I'm a dirty slob who doesn't deserve to watch Jon.

[@kimberlee9608]

@@pinstripesuitandheels I think your comment will make more than a few people recognize how different it is to live in a water ABUNDANT area compared to a place with water scarcity

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

@@kimberlee9608 the scary thing is, I live in North-Western Europe, in a country with wet autumns, springs and summers. We've been, however, seeing record dry and hot summers, which had our water tables plummeting. So I'm thinking long term and am already trying to cut on water where I can.

[@weirdhails3802]

Listening to this while doing a delicate art project. Had a few close calls with bursts of laughter, have to hastily pull my hand away and wait for the giggles to recede.

[@CainPaisley]

The paring knife line has lived in my head tent free for a decade at this point

[@Matty.Hill_87]

I think Jon is my spirit animal 😂😂

[@MuttleyVonErich00]

Jon... FYI, if you rip up your cardboad before putting it in the recycling it takes up less space(still) and wont unfold.

[@jakejones5895]

Good tip but it’s not gonna work for me it’s a pain in the arse to tear thick cardboard

[@MGSpecial2023]

@@jakejones5895 I step on it to flatten, then fold.

[@lxrenk6452]

He is great. 😂

[@KazWinchester]

Finally a comedian that gets me.

[@nicolakestel-lifestyleceo4040]

Finally!!! A man who gets it 🙏🏻

[@AnnA-fx7ft]

I fear there is only one.

[@SarahJonestoo]

Superb. Great material but just such a wow of a delivery. Sheer mastery of delivery.

[@AniWatX]

😂🤣😆 You are so funny Jon. Love your comedy, thanks for posting, it is appreciated. X

[@gordonarmstrong2208]

My wife and I say “Follow! Follow!” to one another quite regularly, in that voice Jon does…

[@crazycat6132]

The reason that this is fucking hilarious is because it’s how my husband is

[@oldwelshlady6584]

Baking tray, wine glass scenario is so true!!!!

[@ralph9130]

Jon is the perfect roommate and he rekindles all sorts of repressed rage from my days of living with people worse than me.

[@justinerogers8696]

Wow, Jon Richardson, you just described the exact situations I find myself in when somebody does NOT recycle properly or do the dishes properly. I am very similar to you in a LOT of ways 😅

[@ingridsweeney1787]

Me too!

[@shangoddard1289]

Just subscribed Jon, been watching clips of count down because I'm a massive fan of your work & didn't realise or think to see if you had your own channel hahaha

[@MonkeyDude1999]

I like how relatable he is. I also feel like this sometimes and I’m honestly grateful that my version isn’t really as bad as his… I don’t really have ocd like him but I do appreciate hygiene and proper ways of doing stuff 😊

[@Misses-Hippy]

I have just put water in the roast pan while it is hot. Not hopeless, not at all!

[@fiona-lyons]

I could happily marry Jon, if I weren't already married to someone who washes baking trays before wine glasses!

[@Plethorality]

he does sound ideal...

[@saffodils]

!!!! too real

[@jakejones5895]

I share a kitchen with 38 other uni students, so I’ve mostly abandoned it so I don’t loose the will to live, but I still use the recycling bins and I think of this bit every time I have to take out half a dozen pizza boxes to fold them back up to make room for whatever I need to bin. I’ve considered sharing this on the Snapchat but I’m pretty sure that would be considered passive aggressive dickishness.

[@lars_larsen]

this is so incredibly relatable

[@williamgoss4691]

Excellent & disturbing at the same time !!

[@felix_christopher]

The way he laughs @6:36 is so clearly a Russell Howard-impression.

[@ScotsmanDougal]

C'mon Jon, we all know for a fact that you DID speak to everyone like that hahaha

[@beatrice1700]

So relatable :D

[@einahsirro1488]

Not going to lie, when you said "they're washing the bacon tray when there are still wine glasses..." I kind of fell in love with you a bit.

[@davidcattin7006]

Jon and I would be perfect roommates- or am I REALLY Jon Richardson... But in America...

[@everlonging3207]

The struggle is REAL

[@Maggerrzz]

I'm definitely a closet Jon Richardson... I watched the missus mopping the floor with 1 hand and I couldn't contain myself. Needless to say I've been doing the mopping since

[@Plethorality]

good!!!! : )

[@wilsonov87]

the most relatable

[@Slblufc]

JONNNNN

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Too funny

[@spfisterer3651]

He may clean up after his friends but he also bills them for it ;-)

[@Skylinersontape]

Reminds me of any dorm situation i had

[@meirwise1107]

What are the opening hours of the Dog and Bastard?

[@maryl.95]

So whenever he's home then?

[@richardsewell6479]

The teaspoon....... 😬😬😳😳😡😡🤬🤬

[@MrBrownnn696]

Lmfao… love Jon sexy n funny

[@steveedwards4495]

I'm exactly the same way with washing up. It's got to be common sence to do wine glasses first lol. And don't get me started on the cutlery. Her indoors washes a coffee mug then puts all the cutlery in the mug. But leaves that mug there for several washes. That dirty puddle gets browner and browner.

[@WilliametcCook]

"What have you got about Syria?" "Well, when you're done, pour it all out and fold up the box, please"

[@nointro]

How can I purchase your comedy specials in America? Thanks!!

[@echognomecal6742]

The most efficient way to never have to do a task again is to do it wrong consistently until someone who cares gives up & does it instead. This is also a brief instruction on how to be a jerk who is seen as inept. Having said that, there Are people who simply can't handle the recycling rules (for instance). I tell everyone to just toss it on the floor in the correct general area & I'll take care of it. Sadly, this has proven to be the best system. It's fine, tho. There's plenty of things I can't do with which I get assisted :)

[@annebruecks7381]

‘The only solace I get is that’s the one I’m going to kill him with’ OMG this dude nails it!

[@sarcasmo57]

It's all true.

[@pleappleappleap]

If I'm not quite mistaken, wasn't Russell Howard one of his flatmates during this time?

[@V4zz33]

Wash the outside of the plate/pot whatever before you start on the greasy inside.;))

[@ricimer9770]

Remember to wash the paring knife after you've used it!

[@billlyoliveman]

I know it's supposed to comedy but I agree with practically everything he says! He's not wrong!

[@martindirkzimmer]

Hill air eeus!

[@NaJk93]

Dishwashers saves more relationships than therapists

[@eddache7149]

Anyone else notice that he put the bloody pairing knife back in the cutlery drawer, not the knife drawer?

[@ingridsweeney1787]

I am Jon!

[@saphiael-mansub2206]

He's me with shorter hair

[@callumgee6579]

This man... is my soul mate :D :D

[@InitialP_Photography]

This is why I'm no longer married and have been single for years.

[@katharina...]

How do you know which Wednesday is the other Wednesday though?

[@topdeck55]

Mr Swallow?

[@brenningestiehr8762]

Watching these sets validate both the rules of ocd, and also how shitty and ridiculous having ocd is like. ill take it 🤷‍♂️

[@RGerard_Costa]

This is what happens when you get a flatmate to divide the rent rather than chores.

[@adambritain5774]

He's right like. If you aren't wired up like this it just won't make sense but I would genuinely prefer to do everything myself as the 99% of population just can't do anything to any sort of respectable standard.

[@liams1991]

Jon should voice Spongebob's laugh.

[@swordmonkey5932]

I just throw the utensils into the drawer Willy nilly.😂

[@xavier2486]

D I S H W A S H E R

[@helenivanic1628]

This is how many people thinks Jon’s a great man, excellent comedian and him on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. 👇. Including me. 👏😁⭐️🇦🇺

[@azr6288]

women must love you clean guy

[@stefanejegod8644]

I mean... I love Jon just as much as the next one... but air drying cutlery? I mean... there is still some soapy residy on those. I'm happy I've got a dishwasher that'll clean it off with water afterwards, because I was cleaning everything with a towel afterwards.

[@saphiael-mansub2206]

Thats because for some weird reason English people dont rinse the soap off. Wash, rinse, drain then air dry standing up in the cutlery basket thingy.

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

@@saphiael-mansub2206 seriously? But then you are eating harmful chemicals. It's even recommended to only rinse bottles for babies because the residue of the washing up liquid will upset their stomach.

[@saphiael-mansub2206]

@@pinstripesuitandheels why would adults want to consume soap residue

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

@@saphiael-mansub2206 they don't, but they inadvertently do, especially when they go not rinse their dishes after washing.

[@jeffclark5268]

Hmmmm....what do you suppose is in the dishwasher that allows the dishes to dry “spot free”. You guessed it...a tiny bit of dish soap as a wetting agent, sold as an expensive additional dishwasher liquid.

[@coraandspink]

Brown? :)

[@indiakane9327]

I think you need a lovely walk in nature Jon, get out a bit more in the fresh air & countryside my lovely get this madness under control or it will take over your life that's all I'm saying. Brilliant stand up very funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@elwynbrooks]

I remember I used to feel like this was incredibly relatable Turns out, I had a shit roommate

[@astonrichardson5288]

Jon needs to do one of those voices for a video game! Preferably a role playing game 😂

[@Sgtd-hk2sz]

Comedy- 💯… voices- 01

[@garryb374]

Humour is one thing, but educational humour is a level above. Most young men learn how to look after themselves when they go flatting but they often learn from the guys they flat with so they really don't learn much at all. I was going to say you should do classes in flatting etiquette for young people and old men who have lost their wives and have no one to show them what their wives did for them all those years, but really your stand up routines are those classes. As they are though, they are a bit disorganised and messy... do you think you could tidy them up into a DVD or a podcast or something so there is order and structure... 😇

[@peterb2272]

"Forks on the left" NOOOOOOOOOOO. Are you insane? It's knives on the left, then forks and spoons on the right. Knives, forks, spoons. How difficult is that to remember?

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Did you ever watch someone "clean" something but apparently they think cleaning is just wiping the whole surface once even though you can clearly still see dirt or grime? It's like they watched someone clean once and went "oh i get it, clean = make this wiping motion, i did the motion therefore it's clean" no you idiot, you have to keep going until it's ACTUALLY CLEAN!

[@tomc9453]

What kind of absolute wrongun _folds_ their cereal boxes and tucks them behind stuff when you just fold them flat? It's inefficient is what it is...

[@manfredkandlbinder3752]

Quite big mouth for someone who apparently does not rinse with clear water in the end after washing stuff by hand. Guess what, everything leaves a soapy gully water taste, not only the wine glasses.