What do you think of Jon's insult? Watch the series on All 4: goo.gl/mQcEbg
@galrjkldd6 жыл бұрын
Just a hint to anyone who watches this, but if you want to know about the title of the video, just go to the end.
@thewinspear73256 жыл бұрын
Channel 4 I think it's a bit weak I have had Orange Squash that is stronger.
@carpetfluff356 жыл бұрын
That applies to every one of them. Every video is titled for the last thing before it goes to black. Also, I quite liked the jelly factory thing.
@PaulJGorzkowski6 жыл бұрын
I'm OCD as well.. But through the years, I have managed to overcome some of my quirks. I would love to spend a day with, Jon Richardson & see if I could in fact help him overcome some of his as well. I bet I could help him.. I'm a few years older than he and I was diagnosed with OCD when I was in my teens.
@NeoGee6 жыл бұрын
Just a hint to anyone who watches this, if you want to enjoy the video, just watch all of it to the end!
@sophiakuhn51736 жыл бұрын
“Naked except for his clothes”. I haven’t laughed that much in forever. 😂😂😂
@stevethea52504 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@alexxxx5094 жыл бұрын
6:42 Onwards when Deep Clean is read
@nubbymuffin24233 жыл бұрын
I wish he actually wrote & published that book. It'd be hilarious.
@davesmith21946 жыл бұрын
Jon would stop at a traffic light in gta
@apotey47106 жыл бұрын
We've all tried it
@MaxVliet6 жыл бұрын
What, you don't?
@WhySoInstant6 жыл бұрын
We’ve all do that at one point of being really bored
@missoula22136 жыл бұрын
Only a complete deviant would refuse to obey any and all traffic laws whilst playing GTA.
@Ingestedbanjo6 жыл бұрын
I do that if I'm roleplaying just being a good citizen. It's relaxing. Unfortunately I keep forgetting that they don't drive on the left so I keep hitting oncoming traffic.
@joeeyaura5 жыл бұрын
i love the couple second pause while everyone processes what jon said and then start laughing
@sunburnacoustic3694 жыл бұрын
Jon's so, so quick with his wit! If you listen to the radio show he did with Russell Howard back in 2006, there are so many times when he comes up with a brilliant pun and then quickly moves on; I often need to pause and take time to appreciate the joke because he and Russell, who was living with him at the time, were just so used to Jon being quick they wouldn't even pause to appreciate his lower-range jokes (which were all super clever)
@smallfox23 жыл бұрын
I think I need to start using that comeback
@evinroof87056 жыл бұрын
If Jon had 24 hours to live, I feel he would take laxatives and not eat anything so he wouldn't shit himself after he died
@sechmascm6 жыл бұрын
I would eat till I died because if I'm gonna die anyway, might as well eat all the delicious and harmful food out there. Lots of spice too so it comes out runny.
@LilJulezz5 жыл бұрын
i would eat something healthy
@totalweirdo85385 жыл бұрын
@@LilJulezz Why?
@jamesrice94825 жыл бұрын
Evin Roof not a bad idea there
@ferrumignis5 жыл бұрын
@@LilJulezz If you're a gonner in 24 hours then eating healthy isn't going to help.
@toothpastehombre6 жыл бұрын
Somebody please send tea and biscuits. I've been hiding on the couch binging these clips for 3 days now
@Rosenaification5 жыл бұрын
Peter Booth I hope you’re not still stuck in there. I’ll be praying for you.
@evienewey81564 жыл бұрын
Relevant now more than ever. Same tbh tho...
@liamjohnson39674 жыл бұрын
Evie Newey ayy I’m glad I’m not alone
@Janinho8974 жыл бұрын
That was such a british request lmao :D
@JpH-924 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real!
@sycois5 жыл бұрын
What kind of monster would step ON the cracks in the pavement?? Everyone knows you're supposed to miss the cracks!!
@jasonbolding34815 жыл бұрын
His OCD is symmetrical base in that regard, talks about it ,how he has to walk, in his OCD documentary.
@biggiefish82235 жыл бұрын
But his mummas back
@stevethea52504 жыл бұрын
@@jasonbolding3481 actually says Ron Jichardson 5:26 lol..
@StrangeFall4 жыл бұрын
Steve Thea that was his twitter handle at the time, i think he explained the joke at the time
@n0n078904 жыл бұрын
I step on the cracks too :[
@ThatGuyInKansas5 жыл бұрын
"Consonant, please!" Hahahahaha!!!
@TheKeebster16 жыл бұрын
9:28, Jimmy Carr's elusive real laugh.
@malcelinho6 жыл бұрын
Only Ayoade and Sean Lock have the power to make him actually laugh
@swanclipper6 жыл бұрын
that is fucking brilliant. i've never really picked up on it before. all these years of just ignoring it, trying not to hurt his feelings, and he's been lying this entire time. *Read more*
@user-ug8dq7wm8d6 жыл бұрын
Marcelo Gadelha ayodae is shit in my opinion
@SteedHiggins6 жыл бұрын
And then he suddenly realises and changes it!!
@dannyclub096 жыл бұрын
His real laugh sounds so genuine and natural, why the fuck does he put that seal shit on? It's so annoying.
@kendokaaa6 жыл бұрын
It's like the 100th time I hear the Deep Clean bit and it's still funny
@Br4nnon6 жыл бұрын
kendokaaa nice picture, I see you’re also a man of culture.
@roachdoggjr73936 жыл бұрын
kendokaaa didn’t expect to see that cursed picture here.
@Bigredphoenix656 жыл бұрын
Is it an actual book??
@caleblim68904 жыл бұрын
God I can imagine the fun the writers had dreaming that one up
@kayleighbyrne51916 жыл бұрын
Richard: *sweetly* "I'd like you to square the five for me please." Why did that make me laugh so much? Bloody love Richard.
@kayleighbyrne51916 жыл бұрын
That insult was weaker than Jon's.
@whmn49706 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they get the point? I'm really confused? They didn't use any numbers more than once and the maths was correct
@seahorsechristmas6 жыл бұрын
@@whmn4970 I think it's a rule where they can't square things in countdown for what ever reason (not sure though as I've never watched the actual thing but just going from what Rachel said)
@kennethhedervare29405 жыл бұрын
@@whmn4970 I realize this is a month or more late, but to square a number means to multiply the number by itself. Since the game involves using only the numbers available -- there was only one '10' available and one '25' available -- using three '10's and two '25's would be against the rules.
@kingleech165 жыл бұрын
@@kennethhedervare2940Thank you!
@NLTops3 жыл бұрын
"Take the 10 and square it." "That's not allowed in countdown." "Oh, uhh, actually, can you ummm cube it?" Me: *gets teary eyed from choking on a splif laughing*
@louisedavies80252 жыл бұрын
Oo Love you lots live jelly tots.
@MJQueenForever5 жыл бұрын
I love Jon so much but it's Rob's reaction for me that kills me... He's like me, the naughty kid at the back of class laughing at random words 😂
@gianlucarovere10146 жыл бұрын
I want someone to look at me the way Rachel looks at Jon
@shashankmutgi93305 жыл бұрын
Like the way someone looks at a married person?
@baronvonhoughton5 жыл бұрын
I just want Rachel
@yammmit4 жыл бұрын
Bob Houghton that is strange
@richardgrace45003 жыл бұрын
@@shashankmutgi9330being married doesn’t matter to Rachel... just ask her ex husband who she was married to when she went on the dancing show they used to have over there then divorced him soon after to soon after get with the guy who had been her dance partner on the show.and all that happened inside of a few months.... so what you think she was doing with her dance partner while on the show and still married
@roonil39319 ай бұрын
You need to be as cute as Jon
@Gggmanlives5 жыл бұрын
5:47 Goddamn Rachel
@sasikumarrajenthran44683 жыл бұрын
Schwacked!
@Ye4rZero3 жыл бұрын
Whoever dresses her for the show nails it every single time.
@gharbihamza43706 жыл бұрын
I'd totally buy "deep clean" 😂😂
@Janinho8974 жыл бұрын
Isn't the most crazy thing here, that Jon tries to step ON the cracks?! I mean, surely, everyone's childhood reflex is try to step on the non-crack bit. :O
@pronoe2 жыл бұрын
As a kid with tiny feet and small stride length yes the most fun is avoiding the cracks. Once you grow up avoiding the cracks is either impossible or way too easy. I find stepping on the cracks way more satisfying
@Jay7J6 жыл бұрын
Richards revolutionised the game of countdown
@swanclipper6 жыл бұрын
Richard's
@micahgoodwin35136 жыл бұрын
Richardson
@swanclipper6 жыл бұрын
micah.... maybe you need to clarify yourself. i know why i replied, but yours seems.... misplaced.
@TheJamsplat6 жыл бұрын
Micah Goodwin They were referring to Richard not Jon and his cubing and squaring of all the numbers.
@geezful6 жыл бұрын
Its street rules
@hendlezberg76234 жыл бұрын
Jon would make a decent amount of money if he made deep clean an actual book
@brettjohnson5364 жыл бұрын
10:47 I don’t think Sean realised how relevant that line would be. Lol.
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
Somebody: says something related remotely to a disease, pandemic, lockdown, quarantine, etc Comments: oMg hE pREdIcTeD THe fUtUrE?!!1?!1
@brettjohnson5364 жыл бұрын
@@trickytreyperfected1482 It’s a joke man, relax... 😂
@emercycrite6 жыл бұрын
Jon is so brilliantly funny and cute to boot
@jacklav14 жыл бұрын
The admiring looks Rachel gives Jon...
@billyneville85796 жыл бұрын
Jimmy’s reaction to Jon’s “insult”😂😂😂😂
@JojosCraftyLove5 жыл бұрын
I love Jon! He is so adorkable!!
@Goose_07093 жыл бұрын
Joe: I think this would have been better all vowels mate. Jon: Well then you can pick the last one. Joe: Consonant 😂😂😂
@squeet68316 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! Rachel Riley at 6:00 is absolutely wonderfully dressed.
@sarahattrup2905 жыл бұрын
Jon is an absolute treasure!!
@FletcherHCAFC5 жыл бұрын
6:49 Jimmy Carr’s little grin of that was actually class that
@seantolhurst33546 жыл бұрын
This channel honestly makes my day 'on a daily basis' I'm aBrit living in aus and I miss our tv more than anything. Thanks for regular video👌
@TheToledoTrumpton6 жыл бұрын
I nearly lost it when he said about walking down those paving stones in the middle, stepping on the cracks, because I remember doing that.
@MLetis6 жыл бұрын
I love how Rob lost it
@TheFaultInOurSARS6 жыл бұрын
Regardless of how funny the joke is, Rob bursts out laughing and it makes it 10x funnier.
@JuJuAndPenny6 жыл бұрын
Rob always laughs like a teenage boy whose parents have accidentally told a dirty joke in front of him. Love it.
@infires20132 жыл бұрын
I fully laughed out loud at the jelly factory joke. the Jimmy was like that's the weak insult 😭
@panda42473 жыл бұрын
2:24 whoa whoa whoa!!!! what kind of walking is that, Jon? I was thinking I got a bit of OCD, and my strategy here would be to AVOID all the cracks. hitting them all is just unthinkable
@wongpaksum4 жыл бұрын
10:20 love the Jelly factory lol won't find it weak if Jimmy didn't say that out
@crusherconi5 жыл бұрын
Jon reading his book has genuinely made me more tidy
@JackTaylor-cs8ot6 жыл бұрын
Make one with every time roisin conaty doesn't quite understand.. please :)
@ikarian36126 жыл бұрын
Jack Taylor but edit it down to less than an hour or it gets tedious...
@mjh2776 жыл бұрын
They're not allowed to upload full episodes
@joshroberts67216 жыл бұрын
Then make one where Katherine Ryan pretends to understand
@funkyfranx6 жыл бұрын
They DO understand, it’s all a persona, they act stupid because they don’t know how else to get laughs
@carpetfluff356 жыл бұрын
I really can't tell with Katherine. She didn't used to bother me, but now she just seems a bit up herself on anything I see her in.
@JasperJanssen5 жыл бұрын
Wow, do you see at 3:00 the looks Jon is getting from *both* Victoria and Rachel? They’re thinking “wow, she’s a lucky woman!”.
@riley56195 жыл бұрын
I really wanna get a hold of Jons "Deep Clean Erotic book" actually sounds very interesting... for research purposes obviously.
@davidwbrashear6 жыл бұрын
His self deprecating humor is so awesome and sublime.
@kevinmorgan29685 жыл бұрын
I choose to believe that Jon’s tv is in his bedroom, and that he has to walk 27 steps to get to a tv in a long, hallway of a room. To not be loud at night.
@noahaddison17266 жыл бұрын
Jon isn't his full self when he is with nish cause he is Jonnish you know
@micahgoodwin35136 жыл бұрын
/rimshot
@connmoss97276 жыл бұрын
nish is just seriously unfunny
@slh61366 жыл бұрын
Noah Addison oh yeah yeah
@seanjosephhayes4 жыл бұрын
The jokes Jimmy Carr makes but Jon dressing to the left makes him actually uncomfortable. 😂
@GossipIsSlander6 жыл бұрын
I would so buy Deep Clean if it were real! They should make it an actual book
@kevinbirkett3907Ай бұрын
Jon Richardson is so funny & underrated. 8 out 10 cats does countdown is absolutely incredibly hilarious well done congratulations 👏🎉
@Yewtewba6 жыл бұрын
3:35 Sean is genuinely wetting himself laughing
@MrUpsidedownie6 жыл бұрын
at 5:06 Jimmy looks like Richard Nixon
@Renzsu6 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that sidewalk bit is all me. He even picked the same line.
@thejayst3r5 жыл бұрын
I’m really rethinking my opinions of Jon now knowing how he feels about sweet potato fries
@reclamersgaming79846 жыл бұрын
Were can I find the deep clean collection ?
@itzbrooksy25396 жыл бұрын
Where can i buy Deep Clean? , asking for a friend obviously
@sheepy15685 жыл бұрын
I die every time rob loses it to jons insult
@evstrevs4 жыл бұрын
Joe: shall I have 3 from the top then? Jon: only if you’ve got the batchit crazy train to what the fuck is going on land Me: *death by laughter*
@hollywoodwitches4 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about stepping on the cracks evenly between feet...I felt that.
@DLFLux6 жыл бұрын
It’s Rob Beckett’s reaction that got me
@meirwise11075 жыл бұрын
Jon Richardson is every British man even those who are in denial.
@MrMaxenen115 жыл бұрын
3:12 lol ''MA SOUL, JIMMY''
@samrahmanpour85086 жыл бұрын
Who noticed Ron Jichardson
@calgled77365 жыл бұрын
Where
@MrExEssex5 жыл бұрын
5:26 I noticed. That means that the tweeter did not claim to be at the Wharf with Jon but at the Warf with Ron. Which is more likely?
@vinnyreed7235 жыл бұрын
It’s his @ on twitter
@LivvyHackett5 жыл бұрын
That atomise pun was actually so unexpected
@krowft6 жыл бұрын
Jon missed out a comma before the word "too" at the end of his book, he must be kicking himself!
@simplytierresistable6 жыл бұрын
How do you not like sweet potato fries? Lol. I mean, hot dogs or bologna, I feel ya. But sweet potato fries? Hahaha.
@rockyman886 жыл бұрын
rachel riley
@liamm90696 жыл бұрын
rockyman_88 The essex twang to her voice at 9:52
@SoulTouchMusic935 жыл бұрын
I know but she's daydreaming about the host. She'd suck the marrow out of him given half a chance.
@matthewfairbrother63486 жыл бұрын
Rachel rileys reaction @9:01 Just mqd the line so much funnier
@crystalyana95333 жыл бұрын
I love me some John Richardson !!❤️😂
@IDBRCvids6 жыл бұрын
That bit near the end from the novel at 8:54 onward nearly killed me. My sides hurt from laughing and I'm crying as well LMAO. I'm not sure what had me lose my shit more though. The excerpts he took from the book or Rachels reactions to them. Either way, that was fucking hilarious!!
@garrettvenn9022 Жыл бұрын
Jon perfectly encapsulates my disdain for sweet potato fries. I love the way he says "they can *really* ...fuck off."
@Sharriska6 жыл бұрын
THE ENDING GOT ME CRYING 😂
@squeet68316 жыл бұрын
Jon is an absolute treat!
@BarneyMersich6 жыл бұрын
at 1:38, id love to know how jons rolled up his sleeves to perfectly :O
@jackjackson27643 жыл бұрын
The anger in the “fuck off” that Jon said is brilliant
@Abzun7776 жыл бұрын
Jon is a fucking genius with his comedy. love him
@billyneville85795 жыл бұрын
Rob’s laugh is the best😂
@Yaya-oe2qs6 жыл бұрын
I love you're attitudes!!!
@krackajackz6 жыл бұрын
He loves talking about his wife now lol
@1999NIRUPAM6 жыл бұрын
5:34 Jon sneakily rips a fart 😂😂😂
@user-yv3jp5mq9h6 жыл бұрын
6:38 John said it was based on his life. And Jimmy called it fiction. Lol
@marcuskemp40094 жыл бұрын
the guy who he had dinner with actually tagged RonJichardson
@mooalijasmine4 жыл бұрын
That’s a good point. They should have it to where when you meet your goal it stops counting so that the number over ten thousand doesn’t plague one’s mind.
@OverWims6 жыл бұрын
Pickup line for Rachel. What is 2i
@CW-ke8rk Жыл бұрын
“If you want to square a cube things get a job in a f in jelly factory mate” 😝
@emmaupchurch91606 жыл бұрын
Omg that street is my town centre. 😂 I wonder what Jon would say seeing the rest of pontypridd
@KlaximumSkroeft6 жыл бұрын
Where can i find a clip of Jon reading a poem to John Cooper Clarke in his style? I saw it once but can't seem to find it.
@marcs63386 жыл бұрын
Get a job in a jelly factory😂😂😂
@3578494146 жыл бұрын
Put Richard Ayoade in the thumbnail im gonna click that ish
@matthewcalladine58945 жыл бұрын
“Shall I have 3 from the top?” “Only if you’ve got the bat shit crazy train to what the fuck is going on land” LMAOOO
@darrenm70643 ай бұрын
Jon Richardson cleans up the face with a messy smile ❤
@raqiba1235 жыл бұрын
I just love jon man
@Danielevans26 жыл бұрын
The crack thing in walking on the pavement was so true for me
@segerminator6 жыл бұрын
I would buy his book.
@ironicallyscreaming5 жыл бұрын
No see that insult is top-tier. That's actually amazing.
@theun-personing56746 жыл бұрын
I Was distraught when Carol left countdown,i thought the world had ended.Then Rachel came along! 😍 😂
@abrumtherealtor50303 жыл бұрын
Question: Can I get Jon's book here in the states?
@Wolfways6 жыл бұрын
Wait. Doesn't everyone do the walking on the cracks thing?
@AlbFsk6 жыл бұрын
That's a bic drop y'all
@oldtimer51116 жыл бұрын
He's wandering around standing on cracks! Maniac !
@robg1826 жыл бұрын
Favourite part was the short period as Rob processes the jelly factory joke then dies lmao
@sage126 жыл бұрын
I still didn't get the joke
@robg1826 жыл бұрын
As in making Jelly moulds
@charliebone1268 ай бұрын
Jon is the coolest guy out there 😊
@gregoryashton6 жыл бұрын
4:25 Wait, it’s 27 steps from your TV to your bed?? How big is Jon Richardson’s bedroom??!
@qwertyTRiG6 жыл бұрын
Have you ever done a Victoria Coren-Mitchell compilation from this show?
@voodoochile3336 жыл бұрын
TRiG (Ireland) they did - it was 15seconds long.
@Just_vikinggg3 жыл бұрын
Jon reading that novel was so aggressive
@elikin21246 жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree with Jon on this one tbh. Can’t understand why more people don’t hate sweet potato fries.
@annother33506 жыл бұрын
You obvs haven't tried triple-fried
@Kyle_Hubbard6 жыл бұрын
My guess would be people like Sweet Potatoes? Just a guess.
@AutomaticDuck3006 жыл бұрын
I like sweet potato fries
@Silehnt6 жыл бұрын
Sweet potato fries are the best.
@thedunyadoneya26286 жыл бұрын
Don't think I've ever had them, and if I had the chance, I'm pretty sure I'd refuse. Have a proper meal and have something sweet after the main course (where any potato-based foods belong), not mix the 2 together you lunatics!