Jon Stewart on Trump’s “Victimless” Fraud & Jordan Klepper on Trump's Bible Grift

Jon Stewart on Trump’s “Victimless” Fraud & Jordan Klepper on Trump's Bible Grift | The Daily Show

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Jon Stewart deconstructs Trump's $454 million "victimless" civil fraud case, while Jordan Klepper tackles Ron DeSantis's social media ban for children 14 and younger, Biden's blinged-out fundraiser, and how America should handle January 6 rioters. #DailyShow #JonStewart #JordanKlepper
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@edrambeau1534 Ай бұрын

Any Billionaire claiming to be Christian would be donating Bibles, not selling them.

@veramae4098 Ай бұрын

These are SPECIAL Bibles, you hold them upside down.

@paulcoy9060 Ай бұрын

(checks Bible) "Feed the hungry, help the needy, house the homeless, visit those in prison, welcome the strangers from other countries ... who wrote this, some hippie wearing sandles?!"

@TheSandman. Ай бұрын

@@veramae4098 That was the last time he touched an authentic one and had to hold it upside down so his hands wouldn't catch fire

@timothylarsen2885 Ай бұрын

There Hipochristians.

@GarrettTobyC13 Ай бұрын

There actually is a billionaire who has given away almost 2 billion bibles to over 100 countries all over the world. No it isn't trump.

@LoriAW3791 Ай бұрын

Trump: "What Biden is doing to me is illegal!" Also Trump: "Nothing a President does is illegal."

@marydungan6748 Ай бұрын

Great point.

@ingiford175 Ай бұрын

That is because Trump and his followers do not recognize Biden as a president.

@cherylholub3100 Ай бұрын

But the GOP wants to impeach Biden. BS

@icarumba5 Ай бұрын

Funny how a known truth is countered as false as long as its repeated over and over again. Then the known truth suddenly gets forgotten? We live in a bezaar world.

@mahaffer71 Ай бұрын

Nice job at twisting the facts to fit your narrative

@PDX-Red Ай бұрын

Klepper is giving me big Jon Stewart and John Oliver energy, and I am here for it.

@grayeagle1000 Ай бұрын

Yea, you are.

@smithjarrod3935 Ай бұрын

don't you just love those 2 They bring you politics in a way you can stand to listen to it

@willman9567 Ай бұрын

They are all propagandists for the globalist.

@mahaffer71 Ай бұрын

@@smithjarrod3935 Propaganda

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

Rejoining Oliver, Colbert, Kimmel, Mahar, seth, Fallon, Gordan, Noah, Chelsea etc etc. . The Elite establishment whos blood boils when the word TRUMP is uttered. It takes less than common sense to see. Question is what side of history will you be voting for?

@yeoshow1984 Ай бұрын

I've been off the grid for a bit - most welcome news upon returning is that Jon Stewart is back. Thanks Jon, we need you.

@Kimm.J Ай бұрын

Vote for Reason 🔵💙 Not for Treason ❌ Biden 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

@samhanks7920 Ай бұрын

Here here

@brianferguson7840 Ай бұрын

So that's a vote for Biden then ??

@ChrisWehadababyitsaboy Ай бұрын

vote for a corrupt man who's been bought by china

@SnipingPenguin Ай бұрын

Biden still funding a g-cide

@Luluu205 Ай бұрын

No Vote for GenocideJoe

@Seaneey Ай бұрын

All Trump needs is 11,780 days in federal prison.

@Togo-420 Ай бұрын

Make him poor. That would be way worse to him.

@opossumlvr1023 Ай бұрын

John Stewart inflated the price on his property by 800% over taxable value, John Stewart is guilty of the same fraud that Trump is accused of.

@qua9 Ай бұрын

Or 30,000. The same as the sq feet he claims his apartment is.

@harrywehrman5308 Ай бұрын

Gee that would be 32 years, not sure he will live that long.

@rabzon1 Ай бұрын

🤣

@karimeotto1976 Ай бұрын

we love you, Jon Stewart!! thank you for your wonderful work.

@alexandrasiegel-wazeter6989 Ай бұрын

Unreal...they've been getting away with it forever...times up!

@effiestallsmith7301 Ай бұрын

Has anyone noticed what a poor actor Trump is??? I mean a really bad actor!

@finger3181 Ай бұрын

What is he not bad at?

@michael-gx2sv Ай бұрын

Even when............Trump was PAID to be an actor.

@thomasw.5344 Ай бұрын

yes. In maga world that's a huge plus. They will tell you that's because he's not a slick elite washington career politician, ignoring the fact that he has been a stage addict for decades. They will tell that's because he keeps it real, he's so honest he can't lie i.e. act like a politician, every word he says comes from his heart and is nothing but the truth. I can only speak for myself, my perception is very different

@thomasw.5344 Ай бұрын

@@finger3181 repeating gibberish and nonsensical catchphrases. He has trained very hard for this, too

@RepublicansJugglingLs Ай бұрын

It's sad when the ai ads jabroni makes of Trump sound more coherent than Trump. 😂

@pyewacket60 Ай бұрын

My dad used to say that money’s no problem unless you don’t have enough or you have too much. This from a blue collar worker, who grew up in poverty, spent his life trying to improve himself, and died with over a million dollars in assets. He valued education, and sent me to school so that I could have the opportunity to have a better life than he did. My life has been spent trying to live up to his trust. It’s been hard, but I think I’ve done him (and myself) proud. I know I’ve been privileged. I’ve tried to play this privilege forward. If we don’t, we are validating the concept that you can only get ahead by stepping over those less fortunate than you. We are one here on this planet. Donald Trump has been given everything in his life. What has he given back? Nothing but grifting and denial of responsibility for his actions. Please realize this, and do the right thing for yourself and the American people. #voteblue2024

@XZITT Ай бұрын

@Bob.Roberts seems that your elevator doesn't reach the Top Floor. Just another MAGA trying to defend a Documented CON-MAN . CONold is a poor excuse for humanity.

@navicron Ай бұрын

@@Bob.Roberts great what-aboutism 😂😂

@andrewiglinski148 Ай бұрын

@@Bob.Roberts Dude I’m not either. But look at reality for a second. One will keep us where we are; more corporate greed, very little done to help the middle class, and a half axed approach to the climate and immigration crisis…. But the other will bring literal racism to this country and likely destroy the right for your children to choose their own future. While neither is great, only one is moving is backwards, and I mean like centuries backwards. Back to the time when we had an oligarchy in Britain.

@13699111 Ай бұрын

Thank you

@daniamadrid3657 Ай бұрын

Thank you for ‘honoring’ your Dad - and yourself - by paying it forward; not enough people have the moral compass to do so; even when they are much richer than you are. Blessings, sir 🙏❤

@gemiveretheshitwidow1416 Ай бұрын

The law is designed to punish the poor for being poor. That's why the punishment for stealing $100 worth of food is prison time but the punishment for stealing $500m is a $100m fine

@norml.hugh-mann Ай бұрын

for sure!

@nancygibson604 Ай бұрын

Make them pay taxes ,not the rich

@bellemorelock4924 24 күн бұрын

there is, I think, a Hitchcock wherein a stock broker (more like a clerk) in the 1950s, steals money, invests it (hides it) then serves his 5 years in jail. (of course) when he gets out, he clues that he has the money, and returns it (the principle), all of it. He's a millionaire on the interest alone. Implicitly he beat the system, and retired early and rich, and even paid his due to society. Trump is exposing the corruption (by living it) through which anyone who controls 10MM or more can fluff and deflate assets, effectively milking the tax system for enough (unless exposed by journalists) to live quite well and never "work". By work I mean the hard jobs that everyone making under 30k per year endures. Money is everything today, and if the government backs off supporting the working poor through deficits (for as long as wealth remains undertaxed).. capitalism will lose the motivation to produce everything we have and use, and society would collapse. Bloated spending of fiat currency seemed like an OK scheme as long as only business values (P/E ratios etc) continued to expand irrationally. Now we see AI on the horizon, as Private Equity spills into home buying sprees, driving up values to the glee of Boomers who love cruise lines, and the despair of anyone under 30. If big money in 20 years owns all the homes, and 99% of people are renting for life, and social security is all you have to retire on, America will look quite different.

@aijiang Ай бұрын

Jordan Klepper is one of the best political satirists in the USA. His style and comedy are top notch.

@grayeagle1000 Ай бұрын

This is cheap everyday BS from left-wing sell-outs. Wake up -- Top Notch!? Seriously?

@grayeagle1000 Ай бұрын

Fake Laughing Too.

@GrizzTurner Ай бұрын

He’s funny.He’d be funnier if the show’s writing was better

@justis00 Ай бұрын

@seanmccoylmt Ай бұрын

Klepper, Wood Jr and Lydic are all spot on these days.

@phssthpok5075 Ай бұрын

It's shocking to me that "everybody does it" has become an argument adults use. We tell children that isn't acceptable. Children.

@bettyriley7295 Ай бұрын

Some children apparently either never got that lesson, or they ignored it altogether.

@salvadorvergara9062 Ай бұрын

@chrisfuller2069 really?

@lala-es3qy Ай бұрын

These days it’s the children that are calling out adults for their childish behavior, they are the adults, sadly

@Butterratbee Ай бұрын

@@chrisfuller2069you’re delusional

@primalspirit1 Ай бұрын

@@chrisfuller2069 You can call it political, but the citizens of New York were just as eager to see Trump prosecuted in the days when he was Democrat.

@scotty9776 Ай бұрын

Isn't drug use a victimless crime that these same Republicans want punished to the max????

@bryan314 Ай бұрын

It’s only victimless if your net worth is above a certain amount.

@Blasted2Oblivion Ай бұрын

The issue with drug use is that the addiction can lead to people committing other crimes to feed their addiction. That said, fraud isn't victimless either.

@pechaa Ай бұрын

The other problem with illegal drugs is that they fuel organized crime.

@pietrojenkins6901 Ай бұрын

That's because their middle name is '' hypocrites ''

@teresamyers9281 Ай бұрын

@@Blasted2Oblivionthat’s the same with fraud. Tax money wasn’t raised from Trump, which cheated the state and federal governments out of millions of dollars which they need to provide services to citizens. We the taxpayers are the victims!

@chimps4gimps Ай бұрын

John Stewart is an absolute treasure ❤️

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@dorotheamullen9370 Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for giving me a laugh every day in a totally frustrating political and judicially incompetent America. You are a sunshine on a permanently cloudy day. Keep it up.

@lauraaugustine6142 Ай бұрын

Jordan Klepper, you crushed it. Next level hilarious.

@ivorytickler7777 Ай бұрын

Klepper is absolutely crushing it these days.

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@bud-9668 Ай бұрын

Stewart nails it again!!!

@AnneSasko 28 күн бұрын

Always 😊

@rafaelamorillas7089 Ай бұрын

So glad you are back, Jon Stewart. You are the voice of reason we need.

@Blackshadow164 Ай бұрын

Well John over values his property by 800%, so his hypocrisy is clear.

@RB-oc7ti Ай бұрын

@@Blackshadow164 ? False equivalency. Not remotely the same thing. I put my home up for sale and there’s a bidding war that goes to the highest bidder. That’s our system. The house seller has nothing to do with what someone decides to pay for it in a FREE market system!

@Blackshadow164 Ай бұрын

@@RB-oc7ti so why was John Stewart in a controversy for what he did with his property,while Kevin O Leary said every investor does it? Why was what Trump and Kevin do bad but what John Stewart did okay? Explain

@sebastianlavallee706 Ай бұрын

@@Blackshadow164 Because people like you WANT to create a controversy? No one is taking you seriously.

@Blackshadow164 Ай бұрын

@@sebastianlavallee706 You didn’t address the Kevin o Leary part; All property investors do what Trump did. What next ? Persue charges for all real estate investors? Why is only Trump being targeted?

@houdinididiit Ай бұрын

There is no one sharper than Stewart. 👏👏👏

@user-de4ty9kg6o 17 күн бұрын

So much so, he puts a Paul Revere hand-made blade to shame.

@kimberlyjustice9115 Ай бұрын

Jon Stewart is excellent!!!!❤😂😂😂😂

@suegeorge998 Ай бұрын

I wish I could give you more than one thumbs up. This is perfect.

@progressnotperfection1839 Ай бұрын

I’m so glad you’re back John Stewart!!!! ❤😂

@NickellaElla Ай бұрын

That’s rich - the notion that because white collar crimes are non-violent they’re also victimless.

@ChineduOpara Ай бұрын

They are victimless because the criminals are white. If the criminals were dark, suddenly there would be multiple institutional "victims". Two-tiered justice system.

@donnahensley4074 Ай бұрын

The ultimate dehumanization. I'm too rich to recognize your suffering. 😢

@opossumlvr1023 Ай бұрын

Who is the victim of this alleged fraud committed by Trump?

@HUGEACT-MAN Ай бұрын

Who's the victim then Einstein?

@captainjefferies9047 Ай бұрын

@@HUGEACT-MAN The banks. The State. The people that didn't get that money loaned to him becuase he committed the fraud. If you lack the intellect to figure that out you really shouldn't say anything on the matter.

@elroyrigsby-leday7250 Ай бұрын

So glad Jon is back!

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@BarbaraatQueensAvenueTarot Ай бұрын

Glad you're back Jon. You were missed.

@JonVanO Ай бұрын

It’s nice to see Jordan really coming into his own.

@infowarriorone Ай бұрын

Fun fact: financial fraud is also illegal in O'Leary's home country.

@moxievision Ай бұрын

Sadly, terrible television is not. (Saying this as someone who grew up on The Littlest Hobo.)

@heatherscott3008 Ай бұрын

Just don't dis The Friendly Giant!@@moxievision

@toxicslix Ай бұрын

LOL..but in Canada, we would send him a request to attend court before getting a warrant.

@OldSaltyBear Ай бұрын

Fun fact... Jon sold his New York home for 829% more than its assessed by the local tax district back in 2014. It had been valued at $1.8 million for tax assessment purposes the year before he sold it. This extremely low valuation significantly decreased his property tax and he gained financially as a result. That is the very definition of fraud. In contrast, nobody was harmed by the valuation of Trumps property since the banks he did business with had to agree with that valuation. So in summary, Jon is at best a hypocrit. At worst he is a criminal who should be investigated by the New York AG. Oh wait... the Governor said that she dusted that law (that has never been used) off specifically to go after DJT.... so I guess Jon has nothing to worry about.

@RepublicansJugglingLs Ай бұрын

@@OldSaltyBearnot a crime 😂

@willschiffer9643 Ай бұрын

It's incredible how The Daily Show used to be a comedy show. Now it's a legitimate news source 😂😂😂 Love this.

@debrahelmlinger6256 Ай бұрын

The only way I get my news as I would rather laugh than cry over the absurdity of our country

@peppeddu Ай бұрын

It has always been a legitimate news source and I love it because they call it BS to anyone doing it, left or right.

@xarzu Ай бұрын

but it is not a news source. How something begins is how something is.

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@jkjeffk Ай бұрын

Outstanding work, Daily Show team!

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@tjweklak 20 күн бұрын

No dipsh*t, John is 100% incorrect here - when he says every developer does it, it's because the bank will NEVER lend money to any of these guys without their OWN value check! Simple as that, not the drawn out BS John mentions here, and embarrassed himself tremendously

@jkjeffk 20 күн бұрын

@@tjweklak whatever, Trumper... Why would banks ask for the info in the first place if they are going to ignore it?

@robertharte4 Ай бұрын

It's wonderful to have Jon Stewart back during these unprecedented times

@JIPlatium Ай бұрын

Talking about the same thing he has done. That is a rich Jonny boy that you didn't name yourself for overstating your value.

@gorillaguerillaDK Ай бұрын

@@JIPlatium Oh boy, are you sure you wanna go there? If I was you, I would seriously delete that post and start reading a book about basic finance!! Jon Stewart didn’t inflate value, his property gained value while he owned it so when he sold it, it had higher value than when he bought it - and someone was willing to buy it for a price that were higher than what it was valued at! That's not illegal, that isn’t fraud - that’s how it works when you buy and sell properties! This wasn’t what Trump did!!! Trump exaggerated the size and value of his property when he applied for loans, (that’s bank fraud), and when it came time to pay taxes, he declared his properties to have lower value than they had, and far lower than the value he told the banks, (that’s tax evasion)…. Had he bought property, and then later sold it at a higher price, that would be completely legal - that’s what Jon Stewart did! Perhaps you should stop getting your "news" from Tim Pool, (or from "news media" that uses Tim Pools tweets on X as source).

@thejosh3866 Ай бұрын

When did Stewart commit bank fraud?

@gorillaguerillaDK Ай бұрын

@@JIPlatium ⁠ Oh boy, are you sure you wanna go there? If I was you, I would seriously delete that post and start reading a book about basic finance!! Jon Stewart didn’t inflate value, his property gained value while he owned it so when he sold it, it had higher value than when he bought it - and someone was willing to buy it for a price that were higher than what it was valued at! That's not illegal, that isn’t fraud - that’s how it works when you buy and sell properties! This wasn’t what Trump did!!! Trump exaggerated the size and value of his property when he applied for loans, (that’s bank fraud), and when it came time to pay taxes, he declared his properties to have lower value than they had, and far lower than the value he told the banks, (that’s tax evasion)…. Had he bought property, and then later sold it at a higher price, that would be completely legal - that’s what Jon Stewart did! Perhaps you should stop getting your "news" from Tim Pool, (or from "news media" that uses Tim Pools tweets on X as source).

@gorillaguerillaDK Ай бұрын

@@JIPlatium ⁠ Are you sure you wanna go there? If I was you, I would seriously delete that post and start reading a book about basic finance!! Jon Stewart didn’t inflate value, his property gained value while he owned it so when he sold it, it had higher value than when he bought it - and someone was willing to buy it for a price that were higher than what it was valued at! That's not illegal, that isn’t fraud - that’s how it works when you buy and sell properties! This wasn’t what Trump did!!! Trump exaggerated the size and value of his property when he applied for loans, (that’s bank fraud), and when it came time to pay taxes, he declared his properties to have lower value than they had, and far lower than the value he told the banks, (that’s tax evasion)…. Had he bought property, and then later sold it at a higher price, that would be completely legal - that’s what Jon Stewart did! Perhaps you should stop getting your "news" from Tim Pool, (or from "news media" that uses Tim Pools tweets on X as source).

@KateInTheCity Ай бұрын

We need Jon Stewart back every night!

@OGJeff685 Ай бұрын

Why does this change randomly 10 mins in??

@andybaldman Ай бұрын

Because Stewart only hosts one night a week. And this is a weekly summary.

@dutchuncle2716 Ай бұрын

He's too old for that. This not an easy job like being president.

@unnimack9687 Ай бұрын

Yes, he’s the best 👍🏻💙💙

@RC-sv7mt Ай бұрын

Jon Stewart is a hypocrite, he’s a fraudster just like the orange clown. He overvalued his own apartment by 829%

@user-qb7xk7oq2c Ай бұрын

I love you Jon Stewart!

@13thAllieCat Ай бұрын

Stewart and Kepler together feels just right, feels soothing actually! Really like the balance of these two

@mahaffer71 Ай бұрын

Propaganda

@J.A.E-ve1zd Ай бұрын

@@mahaffer71 Gutfeld is your hero

@mahaffer71 Ай бұрын

@@J.A.E-ve1zd Not really he tries to be funny. But he fails 8 out of 10 on jokes. They are too forced

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@13thAllieCat 23 күн бұрын

@@mahaffer71 naaa the opposite of it in fact.

@paulmakinson1965 Ай бұрын

There is a saying I heard in Argentina: the fish starts to rot from the head. It means that corruption in a society starts with the elites, rich people, CEO's, politicians, judges, then trickles down to ordinary people. People start thinking "why shouldn't I rip off a couple of hundred if those at the top are ripping off millions?" That is how societies collapse into dysfunction and poverty. In Argentina, people know a thing or two about corruption, dysfunction and collapse. It was the richest country in the world in the 1920's.

@ruthslone2992 Ай бұрын

If Tchrump is re-elected, lawlessness will be endemic across the nation. He has no scruples, morals, taste or talent. He belongs in solitary confinement until the end of his days.

@sebastiang7394 Ай бұрын

It‘s a very popular saying in Germany.

@2eanimation Ай бұрын

We also have that saying in German "Der Fisch stinkt vom Kopf" :)

@2eanimation Ай бұрын

@@sebastiang7394 Aye beat me to it

@Dug252 Ай бұрын

If trump becomes president the middle class will cease to exist. It will be the extremely rich and extremely poor. Corruption will skyrocket

@msgilttpleasure2 Ай бұрын

I loved Trevor but I didn’t realize how much I missed jon

@sab3295 Ай бұрын

Me too!!

@ultimatehawkeyefangirl Ай бұрын

I became a fan during the Trevor Noah era but I’m also loving Jon

@MISNM0 Ай бұрын

Two tremendous talents who make difficult realities digestable.

@kimberleebrackley2793 Ай бұрын

❤

@rays1548 Ай бұрын

Trevor was a lame duck compared to Jon. Jon can make people who completely disagree with him, and even those who hate him, laugh. That's a talent Trevor lacked.

@teresawang3079 Ай бұрын

We need more of Jon Stewart!!!!!!!!!!

@cherrydragon2024 Ай бұрын

lol did anyone notice the child looking at him with a combination of a pout and hatred. Too funny!

@jeffisfeld6636 Ай бұрын

I knew that I missed Jon Stewart but, now, that he's back, I have truly realized how much.

@2eanimation Ай бұрын

Still can't decide who's the better host though, Klepper or Stewart? Both do a fantastic job ❤

@zumatoobs Ай бұрын

Dems support big government control by the career establishment politicians because Comedy Central told them to

@zumatoobs Ай бұрын

@@2eanimation tell me you’re a biden zombie without telling me you’re a biden zombie

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@terrirideout9683 Ай бұрын

As a Canadian, I apologize for Kevin O’Leary. 🙁

@bettyriley7295 Ай бұрын

And as an American, I apologize for Trump.

@larryc1616 Ай бұрын

What about your evil export of Ted cruz? Please stop sending your worst people here. Now if we can only get Australia to take back Rupert Murdock! Dam immigrants!

@unluckygamer692 Ай бұрын

@MacabreFiction That's okay man, I just hope he can get through customs soon.

@JohnFreedman0 Ай бұрын

I doubt that. Based on left wing polls Trudeau is going to hold less than 30 seats next election. I just doubt you are Canadian.

@MehWhatever-uw9gc Ай бұрын

Beta

@vickilawrence7207 Ай бұрын

Exactly! The entitlement is astounding!

@winteriscoming90 Ай бұрын

I am so proud that Jon Stewart stands for true American values. He's a hero for human rights.. I love you my brother Jon..

@SG-ps4vr 3 күн бұрын

Stewart sold his Tribeca penthouse in 2014 for $17.5 million. At the time, an assessor valued the 6,280-square-foot property at $847,174, a difference of 829 percent. In New York, tax rates are applied to the estimated value of a property, with the penthouse judged to be worth $1.882 million

@granifulano Ай бұрын

Convicted criminals can never be hostages.

@edwardchinnici6391 Ай бұрын

It is 30000 square feet if you keep walking around in circles like Donald Trump does.😂😂

@mariepanimdim4303 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂💙

@JamesMartin-intelligent Ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@doug8321 Ай бұрын

he doesn't walk but he does waddle jiggle. 😂

@bengarland6934 Ай бұрын

His body don't jiggle jiggle, it folds

@jamesg6675 Ай бұрын

Can trumps full diaper shuffle really qualify as walking?

@TempestMia Ай бұрын

When I get a speeding ticket despite the fact that I've seen other cars speeding on that same street before, doesn't mean I can use that as a defense.

@mariepanimdim4303 Ай бұрын

Exactly- and if you get busted for drinking while driving I don’t think you can say but officer I was dying of thirst 🤔

@chrisfuller2069 Ай бұрын

When you run for sheriff, and the current sheriff starts pulling you over for doing 1 over while letting everyone else do 5 over, that's called political persecution. You know, just to make your speeding ticket example actually fit what's going on here.

@richardellis8076 Ай бұрын

Just use the trump defense. "Officer, your laser is wrong, i was doing 50, not 80." Then tell all your friends you got away with doing 100.

@jasondean88888 Ай бұрын

No. That's not what that means. It means that you using it shouldn't work.

@Valhan177 Ай бұрын

@chrisfuller2069 So if I commit crimes, but then run for sherrif, I'm immune? Great logic. Also in this similie, I should have also been an infamous snake oil salesman and grifter for decades before, who should have been caught long ago, so if anything it's about time. Cope.

@jamesmoses6092 Ай бұрын

We poor folks are surely victims of exploitation! Please vote for affordable health care. ❤

@bettyriley7295 Ай бұрын

Stealing is only justified when you already have TOO MUCH. That pretty much sums it all up.

@tjweklak 20 күн бұрын

@bettyriley7295 19 күн бұрын

@@tjweklak Did it ever occur to you that banks and bankers are corrupt as well? Maybe it's simple as that too. Jon did not embarrass himself, you did. Dipsh*t

@bettyriley7295 18 күн бұрын

@@tjweklak If there's anyone here that embarrassed themselves tremendously, it's not Jon Stewart, it's you.

@trinsit Ай бұрын

I honestly love having multiple hosts. This method gives different flavors of comedy with all this news. It's still FAR more reliable than any network news program.

@JJLom777 Ай бұрын

And, that's just kinda sad. Isn't it?

@sws212 Ай бұрын

Multiple hosts are a thing on news network as well because of their 24 hours coverage system. It's part of why network new is so BS, you can't have days where nothing happen so it's all sensationalist nonsense mixed in with people trying to push a narrative.

@jmwmusic5665 Ай бұрын

Klepper has the Stewart mannerisms down. He may not be doing it intentionally, but he gets the rhythm and the energy perfect. Not a complaint, this is a compliment!

@SUPER_WOLFMOON Ай бұрын

I had to take an oath to work at the VA hospital. It had words about accepting anything from any federal contractor that equals an amount over like $20 in food. I'm thinking that means Clarence Thomas broke his oath! He should be fired.

@windwoman3549 11 күн бұрын

As a service-connected USMC veteran, I THANK YOU!

@SUPER_WOLFMOON 11 күн бұрын

@@windwoman3549 Thank you for your sacrifices!

@windwoman3549 7 күн бұрын

@@SUPER_WOLFMOON 👍🏻

@bamagirl218 Ай бұрын

I love you Jon Stewart! You might be the only person I listen to about about EVERYTHING! Keep it up buddy😄

@bonniejackson1321 Ай бұрын

Thank you Jon.

@mchawk315 Ай бұрын

Whenever Jon steps down again Jordan should take over as permanent host.

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@bryanergau6682 23 күн бұрын

Steps down? He left years ago, and only came back on Mondays as a favor to the show he built.

@stevechristensen9171 21 күн бұрын

Maybe part time. Desi Lydic deserves to be host as well.

@mmeis2389 23 күн бұрын

TY John, honor is in your heart.

@corrieallen9818 Ай бұрын

Rule of law! Thank you Jordon!!!💙🇺🇸

@questof1able Ай бұрын

There is a reason he held the Bible upside-down

@rolandomichel2070 Ай бұрын

To honor his Dark Lord... $atan!

@NatsAstrea Ай бұрын

For the ad, someone had to show him how a book works, and which way is right-side up. Trampler can't read, and doesn't allow anyone to read to him.

@user-uh9gh9et5j Ай бұрын

❤ when one does not learn how to share everything is taken from them

@roelreijgers6765 Ай бұрын

Brilliant !

@grizzlyliberal Ай бұрын

America is the victim

@cherokeejohnson1682 Ай бұрын

The worst part is our National Anthem being changed by these Traitors. Please watch the you tube video regarding the writing of the National Anthem. Where the words came about. Trump needs to be in prison with the rest of the traitors.

@duncanyourmate2433 Ай бұрын

For letting FDR's new deal get voted out , 1951, No Unions,= little if any benefits, Unionised places ignored , donors buy someone ,donors wish = for senate or congress persons command or lose job , big gifts or donations reported ,taxed ,must be on earnings donations site all tax year, failure to report instant loss ,The Hill needs site dedicated to individual donations & names, Ban big donation /gifts ,large donation taxable ,report date ,company or persons company ,Money must be taken out gifts,donation listed ,with interests in area listed.

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@qbalee8522 22 күн бұрын

Amen to that

@nevermanishere4555 Ай бұрын

This is why we need Jon Stewart this year. Some people need to face fear with the funny.

@rickstarnes5982 Ай бұрын

They call it a “crime” and “ fraud” themselves . Victimless or not they are CRIMES

@andyr7267 27 күн бұрын

I'm sure I'm not the first but thank you Jon! Thank you for coming back!

@berserkley Ай бұрын

Pledge of Allegiance is not a "Founding Fathers" document

@BonnieHaynes-gg4nk 18 күн бұрын

And the Miranda code?😅

@Bcunningham1968 Ай бұрын

O’Leary is a Canadian version of trump Confidence man

@wendigo53 Ай бұрын

Nope. Our 🍁version of Trump is Pierre Poilievre. He'll be Prime Minister next time around (2025), and we'll all be sorry.

@franklievens376 Ай бұрын

Ya,tried to try for PM .His French was so horrid that Quebecers laughed him out of t😅he race.

@franklievens376 Ай бұрын

@wendigo53 PP dosen't have the numbers.Theres 5 fed parties.Cons are not getting in.

@kandipoopipants1794 Ай бұрын

@LindaSesker Ай бұрын

This guy is great! I laughed out loud so many times😂

@marigeobrien Ай бұрын

Um, NO! FYI @ O'Leary: It is NOT done by ANY other realtors that want to keep their license and YES, it HAS BEEN prosecuted. It may not have made the major news outlets, but this is NOT something people get away with all the time.

@steverimnac526 Ай бұрын

Kevin O’Leary explains to us how he became a billionaire and was able to steal money from all of us.

@thingamabob3902 Ай бұрын

should have been taken as an admission of guilt ....

@j3i2i2yl7 Ай бұрын

O 'Leary says investors will leave NY if they starts enforcing fraud. Imagine companies moving to the state (I'm looking at Florida) that promises not to enforce fraud charges, and who will be willing to do business with them.

@jim2498 Ай бұрын

@@j3i2i2yl7that not what he is saying. He is saying the government should not decide what property is worth.

@jburron Ай бұрын

Not a billionaire.

@duncanyourmate2433 Ай бұрын

it was an open admission to theft , that demonstrated his character , that if trouble comes he's not going alone an open admission that first plea deal that may be offered your getting my hostile evidence

@Machinedmetal Ай бұрын

Kevin O’Leary just opened himself up for an audit and financial investigation.

@danpeezy2274 Ай бұрын

So did Jon Stewart look it up what a hypocrite.

@teknoaija1762 Ай бұрын

He is a wiesel and I cannot stand his presence.I am so glad his investments are going very poorly indeed.

@android12921 Ай бұрын

@@danpeezy2274: Look what up?

@TomStarcevich-fb3qo Ай бұрын

No he didn't get a clue

@PatrickinCorpus Ай бұрын

😂love how you triggered these two 👆 🤡s with your comment

@johncira7233 Ай бұрын

EPIC ! This is Stewart at his best .

@lacazina5 Ай бұрын

Jordan should do the show he is the best!,

@nadeemb3300 Ай бұрын

Trump is a literal Bible salesman. Didn't have that on my bingo card.

@victorstone3329 Ай бұрын

Because you were too cheap to buy a second bingo card due to Biden inflation

@MISNM0 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 That man is an actual human version of the devil.

@MISNM0 Ай бұрын

@@victorstone3329 😴

@lisasanders4194 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@angelwingz892 Ай бұрын

@victorstone3329 jfc you are as dumb as your master. I would add unbelievable, but I have seen enough of your kind to know exactly how real it is.

@ontaka5997 Ай бұрын

All the things Jordan Klepper had to go through participating in those Loony Dump MAGA rallies. It's a miracle that he managed to keep his sanity. It must have been like sharing a room with patients in a mental asylum for weeks.

@blackdove5940 Ай бұрын

Maga rallies are low hanging fruit as far as man on the street goes

@krisfinley6706 Ай бұрын

I hope the insurance comedy central provides for him covers the best trauma counselors

@Winston-lf7sb Ай бұрын

he should get annual brain scans. being exposed to that level of dumby may cause severe braine damage

@hermesmcclintok Ай бұрын

You guys think being around people can be traumatic? TDS is a real thing. Those rallies might have strange people, you should fit right in.

@CABALlc1 Ай бұрын

I've seen what an asylum is like. Most of the people there know that they are ill and have a problem. Those MAGA people are on a whole other level.

@susieq1170 23 күн бұрын

I love Jon and Jordan.

@ralphperry3576 25 күн бұрын

Love John!🇺🇸

@jesstreloar7706 Ай бұрын

5:25 While in the Navy we had a presentation from the California Highway Patrol. "Welcome to California. I am Officer Smyth with the CHP." He was very thorough and gave us one situation - "You are are traveling on the freeway at 65mph in a pack of vehicles. (Posted speed limit was 55 at the time, yea, I know 1974.) You are all breaking the law and are subject to a misdemeanor traffic ticket. The officer singles one vehicle out and issues a ticket to the operator. A defense of "Everyone was speeding", will not win you your case in court."

@dereksollows9783 Ай бұрын

where I live there is a 'conditional' clause in the legislation which enjoins the driver to adhere to the speed limit 'or traffic speed'

@duncanyourmate2433 Ай бұрын

I believe the pack can keep going for a few 100 yards , explain I dont know I'm not sure , I dont remember , later on while on ship , split ticket

@whatabouttheearth Ай бұрын

CHP do not have a reputation of being nice. I've even had them pull guns on me and my girlfriend just because we were hitchhiking

@whatabouttheearth Ай бұрын

CHP do not have a reputation of being nice. I've even had them pull guns on me and my girlfriend just because we were hitchhiking

@Rev.TheSr.Citizen Ай бұрын

No one exposes these nuts like The Daily Show! Thanks Jon & Jordan!

@beezybeez4207 Ай бұрын

You realize Jon Stewart in 2014 over valued his property at 17.5 million but only paid the taxes on it worth 800,000 thousand. Are you going to call for Jon to get arrested?

@skunch Ай бұрын

"deez nuts"

@tommcdonald2805 Ай бұрын

John, let’s apply your outrage equally. Please do a segment on all the PPP loan fraudsters….the bigger grift perpetrated by many run of the mill “commoners”

@user-zw8wf1hw4t 29 күн бұрын

Thank you! Call it out this stuff about vicitimless crimes is BS! It effects us all..

@IaIaCthulhuFtagn Ай бұрын

Kinda ironic for people who call corporations people, to call stealing from banks "victimless". Not to mention as John stated he's also undervaluing his properties to pay less than his fair share in taxes, which is definitely not victimless.

@pietrojenkins6901 Ай бұрын

I'm sure their tax cuts for the rich were victimless too.

@stephaniecuevas8451 Ай бұрын

That's not what happened. Jon bought two properties, combined them, and sold them for a profit years later. That's nothing like the fraud Trump committed.

@RB-oc7ti Ай бұрын

? False equivalency. Not remotely the same thing. I put my home up for sale and there’s a bidding war that goes to the highest bidder. That’s our system. The house seller has nothing to do with what someone decides to pay for it in a FREE market system!

@07087joenj Ай бұрын

@@RB-oc7ti what you described there is NOT what Trump did ......

@user-yc6pt6wu7o Ай бұрын

@@07087joenj Because he's describing what the MAGA's are going nuts about right now. John sold his penthouse over its value and they're saying it's the same thing trump did.

@Times_Ticking Ай бұрын

So glad the Daily Show changed its format! Welcome back Jon!

@janellecridland4802 20 күн бұрын

I love that you are back!

@TM-co9sp Ай бұрын

You are the best. Txs for coming back.

@larrysimms7212 Ай бұрын

Well said Jon

@solidgoldstan Ай бұрын

Yes a victimless "CRIME" is still a "CRIME" They are still not denying it was a "CRIME"

@chrisfuller2069 Ай бұрын

I'm denying it's a crime. The bank is ultimately responsible for accepting the value of collateral. Have you ever gotten a loan from a bank? Did they just take your word for the value of any collateral you put up, what you income is, what your credit score is? Or did they do their own due diligence? Why do liberals not seem to understand how bank loans work? Do none of you own your home, or make a car payment to a bank?

@commenter3002 Ай бұрын

They do however, want Trump to get away with it because he is going to run for president

@X2LR8 Ай бұрын

Jon's crime. Him. He is the one. That news just emerged about his NYC penthouse.

@ingiford175 Ай бұрын

@@X2LR8 There is a difference if you SELL a place at higher then expected market value, and lie to the goverment in SEC filings about value of property and use that lie to get better rates on loans that saves you hundred millions in interest.

@X2LR8 Ай бұрын

@@ingiford175 No. No double standards.

@jerry42023 Ай бұрын

Says the guy who overvalued his home by nearly 1000%.

@melissaflores6451 17 күн бұрын

Why don’t they hold the same energy for people charged with possession?

@ravgm7947 Ай бұрын

I lied on my tax return, then I argued it was a victimless crime.

@nickigross9537 Ай бұрын

Are you talking about Hunter Biden?

@ravgm7947 Ай бұрын

@@nickigross9537 hunter biden laptop, it contains millions of Hillary Clinton emails. Read that Bible

@arealhuman826 Ай бұрын

@@nickigross9537 what? Dude 😅

@aprilvangieson8237 Ай бұрын

@nickigross9537 probably not since Hunter didn't lie on his taxes.

@arealhuman826 Ай бұрын

@@aprilvangieson8237 Trump people just think yelling buzzwords and people they don't like somehow means something

@USARMY1682 Ай бұрын

Trump's commercial did they not even attempt a second take? I have, um, many Bibles. My favorite book, ive never read

@oscarmedina1303 Ай бұрын

Multiple takes.... that was the best one. LOL

@USARMY1682 Ай бұрын

@@oscarmedina1303 I'm picturing Ricky Bobby lol

@martasplace6414 16 күн бұрын

They are extremely funny!! I loved it!! 👍💙

@saradavis6505 Ай бұрын

How crazy is it that the King James version was chosen for the Trump Bible? Most of his followers can barely read the Modern English versions. Google explains: “The King James Version (KJV) of the Bible is written in Early Modern English, which is no longer commonly used but is still used for special purposes like liturgy and poetry. The Oxford English Dictionary describes this type of English as archaic, and some examples include the pronunciation "obleege" and the pronoun "thou".”

@AD-kv9kj Ай бұрын

It isn't crazy, it makes perfect sense. Use a version your followers can't even read, let alone understand. That way you can quote anything and they'll just believe you instead of bothering to actually read their own bible and have to exercise their minds to understand what it says and really means. The word of Jesus was pushing very democratic socialism, self-awareness, understanding and loving of others (no, not just your own family and friends and people who agree with the opinions you've been fed on the internet and news). Strangely, the majority of US Christians are war-mongering, weapons-loving hate-filled people who are so scared of life and everyone they don't understand that they still want to vote for billionaire dictator-wannabes promising to build walls around their country. Absolutely bizarre.

@sunnyvalentino Ай бұрын

Delinquent Don, anything he touches is a fraud or grift

@HUGEACT-MAN Ай бұрын

Ya but he's not senile like Biden and that's why he's going to win. Sorry boutya

@kellycook3914 Ай бұрын

Yep, Diaper Don wants to be dicktater so he can rule like a king!

@robbyrobot3303 Ай бұрын

The GOP is worthless and neocon. I will only support Donald Trump by buying his DJT stock

@Valhan177 Ай бұрын

@hugeactman8168 Didn't y'all say that last time? How'd that work out for you. Real question is, have you prepared your excuse for if trump looses? Will it be "stolen election" again, or something more original this time?

@AceHaBeats Ай бұрын

@@HUGEACT-MANyou seem happier about that than you should.

@TheZombieButler Ай бұрын

Stealing is only ok if you have too much. Brilliant.

@claudiusdrakonusmaximus7930 Ай бұрын

My possession of paraphernalia felony, in 2006 Arizona, was victimless too...

@DonBooch 12 күн бұрын

I've been found in contempt of court before. I went to jail. When is this rich guy gonna get justice?

@kikitoo9374 Ай бұрын

One of THE BEST MOVES ever done for TV is bringing back 🌟Jon Stewart🌟 during an election year!!! We REALLY needed him. ❤ Jordan, Thank you too for the infiltration you accomplished while keeping things factual AND your moral integrity!!! THANK YOU

@chrisfromnoosa1905 Ай бұрын

Totally Agree.

@foxysideburns5741 Ай бұрын

So he can tell you what to think abc haha at. You people are sheep

@tuneafish Ай бұрын

Buahhhhhhh . Jon Stewart is a Hypocrite . Do your homework lefty . Over inflated property price . Ohh no not jon Stewart .

@silentmajority8365 Ай бұрын

Because mocking makes the world better?

@silentmajority8365 Ай бұрын

so mocking improves us?

@emannuel321 Ай бұрын

Another victim: everyone who didn’t get paid after his many bankruptcies caused by his being over-leveraged.

@makesomenoiseagency2815 Ай бұрын

true !

@bianca-sg8zq Ай бұрын

People lost businesses, health insurance, homes... Trump has harmed a lot of people in the metropolitan NYC area, including Jersey.

@emannuel321 Ай бұрын

@@bianca-sg8zq I believe it. Heard much the same thing.

@lancezenner6177 Ай бұрын

So according to your statement , more than half of the American public needs to serve jail time.

@gunterthekaiser6190 Ай бұрын

@@lancezenner6177Do half of Americans lie to their banks?

@jackkelley5779 Ай бұрын

That guy with long hair and a hat was Tucker Carlson in a wig

@sulljoh1 Ай бұрын

"Everything that you just listed off is done by every real estate developer everywhere on Earth in every city" Jesus, Kevin

@watson5551 Ай бұрын

So glad to see Jordon getting the recognition he deserves.