Jon Stewart Calls Trumpers "Redcoats" and Desi Lydic & Kosta Unpack the TikTok Ban | The Daily Show

[@karinpewe3840]

"To have a villainous ruler forced upon you is a misfortune. To elect him yourself is a disgrace." -Samuel Adams

[@elibnem4126]

Can we avoid any more disgrace America ? We've had our fill

[@louisehicks3285]

Great quote!

[@cindyschneider4728]

Beautiful!

[@hoffjt1]

@@elibnem4126 The Right is not done until they have their Dicktator in Office

[@shawncyphers2043]

I so agree

[@ivocanevo]

The Daily Show is nailing it. Welcome back, Jon!

[@EBDeveloper]

meh, it's just tickling your brainwashing

[@stephensorensen4477]

Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸

[@MaekarManastorm]

No

[@TheRealBlueValhalla]

Maeker gave up or is in Russia and can't vote anywhere.

[@troyrager1352]

😂

[@tapatton9]

😂😂😂 Vote harder, daddy uwu

[@KneeeK0]

For who??

[@charlestidwell4970]

Jon hits the nail on the head again. The redcoat thing was spot-on genius.

[@Mark-Haddow]

Why? It's factually incorrect. The redcoats weren't the ones waging war so treaties could be broken with the indigenous people. PS, the US lost the war with the Redcoats. The revolutionary war was between British separatists and British loyalists.

[@EebstertheGreat]

@@Mark-Haddow If you think the British never broke any treaties with American Indians, you haven't spent much time reading about the French and Indian Wars. But that's obviously not what the analogy was anyway. Trump wants to be a dictator, and his supporters say he should be. His opponents want a democratic republic. The comparison is so obvious I can't believe you would disagree with it.

[@HRHDMKYT]

@@Mark-HaddowThat last part is what Jon was referring to: Trump wants to be a King👑, and these MAGAts want to let him, so they’re like the British Loyalists & their red coat fighters. Trumpers know little about history, so they probably have no clue that they’re likely to lose just like the British did back then. The British retreated and were allowed to sail back home, but where are these MAGAts going to go when they lose their ‘fight’ against the Libs? 🤷‍♂️

[@MrMancreatedgod]

​@@Mark-Haddowsure bruh. No red coats were sent over. You're lacking alot apparently but historical knowledge is certainly amongst it.

[@charlestidwell4970]

Thank you Professor History Geek. It has nothing to do with history, it's satire, not history. The fact that it, according to you, is inaccurate, is irrelevant to the context of the comedy skit. This isn't a Ken Burns PBS special, it's the Daily Show on Comedy Central. The dichotomy he points out and the relevance of the portrayals of the respective parties and their juxtapositioned hypocrisy is the point. The hypocrisy of traitor worship and trying to say it is patriotic was succinct spot-on, and genius. I hope this helps clear up your confusion on the skit.

[@bird3713]

John's monologue that ended with the "wear the right color coats" was honestly sheer brilliance.

[@chrisrj9871]

They probably will because they don't know their history or have proper education in general. At this point, I just don't think they want to admit they've been conned for the past 9 years!

[@JeffreySchueler]

I listened to this without watching the audio (the first time anyway) and assumed the coats he referenced were brown.

[@christopherporter2459]

Jon's

[@emsnewssupkis6453]

Do understand that the color reverse is at work here. Communists on the left are normally 'red' while we citizens who want freedom are 'blue' but the leftists took up the 'blue' so we are 'red'. Hey, silly leftists! VOTE RED! Thank you.

[@john-o1g9p]

it was mocking and gratuitous. ''all hat, no cattle.'' john used to offer guidance and solutions. now he is taking potshots from the sidelines for laughs and clicks.

[@xxtokenxx]

These two together were a great pair this week!

[@dianadeane9233]

You guys are able to make awful news bearable- thank you ❤️

[@TheRealBlueValhalla]

@YoUtUbEOFFICIALrealnotrick i thought you swore by bleach and horse paste, Boris

[@AuditioningByHeart]

Desi Lydic, rocks!

[@SlowCarsFastSFV]

Thank you for calling that out, Jon. I've always found it disturbing that Trump and his supporters consider themselves American Patriots, but work to undo the framework of our institutions and societal norms.

[@22568307r]

wolf in wolfs clothing and they're still blind

[@michaelccozens]

@@22568307r None so blind as those who will not see.

[@kathrynfrank4291]

The "real America" bs is a ridiculous and racist.

[@Ejexion]

If you're referring to the part about freedom of the press, imagine the situation was reversed, and a right-winged edition wrote something false about the left. What would happen? Oh, that's right, it did, and that network was penalized heavily. For reasons -completely unbeknownst to the unsuspecting liberal viewer-, this treatment is never doled out evenly, as ABC, MSNBC, CNN have all been caught running countless false stories, most of the time knowingly, with paid actors posing as witnesses. It should be very, very disconcerting to everyone in the US that these networks are not held to the same level of scrutiny as, for instance, Fox. Sadly, the narrow-minded left won't realize this until they're finally cast into reality, when things have progressed to such a point that these blue-haired trans activists are being slaughtered by migrants in their cardboard-box-of-a-home, with their dying plea being "But I thought our strength was our diversity?!" Enjoy that, because it's coming, faster than these news networks will ever show you.

[@DoubleTrouble-li5wi]

I hate to do this but uh: undue --> undo.

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

Please America, don't let democracy down

[@rickiex]

It's going to be hard, but many Republicans are waking up. We just need to survive one more election cycle of this clown show and hopefully we can go back to boring politics

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

@@rickiex I really hope that you'll manage. I'm not American. I'm from Belgium but if Trump would be elected it'd be an international catastrophy which I am not looking forward to.

[@MajorHenryL.]

Agreed! Vote out ALL DEMOKKKRATS!

[@MajorHenryL.]

⁠@@Killerwale-hk4wy Why would it be a catastrophe? We had a fairly stable world when he was in office.

[@tracysmith2790]

🤣@@MajorHenryL.

[@Paumanokcom]

Smaller font but still binding. Solid writing.

[@n1vca]

The Daily Show / their writers and anchors are brilliant

[@sharontuttle3000]

I love that JS calling out my words "these people are not patriots"

[@mikek9297]

They are in fact traitors. This should be grounds for taking awat their citizenship.

[@80s-el9vc]

Don't call them maga... Since trumps charges are RICO charges, call them RICO... Republicans In Cult Orangeman.

[@ghostpiratelechuck2259]

Not much of an indictment. “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”

[@shepherdsknoll]

They are not conservatives either, anymore than a hillbilly is a conservative.

[@19Slim68]

Jon Stewart supports open borders. How is that patriotic?

[@VivaCo18]

You go Jon. Tell it like it is. ✌️

[@Kamehaiku]

Red and blue are equally evil and working against US citizens.

[@SirSmoldham]

"The Red Caps are coming, the Red Caps are coming!"

[@elibnem4126]

Could be a future prediction. Thankfully none of them are smart enough to ever pull off any kind of lasting organization.

[@HOTD108_]

"Oh I'm gonna come" - Dictator Don.

[@bardsamok9221]

​@@elibnem4126they won't win by being smart, they'll win if democrats don't vote.

[@EBDeveloper]

@@elibnem4126 are you sterilizing more 5 yr olds today ?

[@atombased-m3d]

Dear The Daily Show; I love your approach, pull NO punches, remind everyone with open eyes and ears that SO MANY of their political figures are, well, villains. I really enjoy the energy DesiKosta, so many tasty comedic bits. Stay aggressive, it's delicious

[@HongSonFlorida]

During State of Union. I saw red coat and hat. 😂

[@cscs88]

What an actual 🤡 she is

[@InTheLight54]

Just one with blonde hair and a dumb grin. 😂

[@DR.Poncho-dx4zr]

I'll bet you did!! There were a few dressed up in maga gear and matching hat there that night.

[@stephensorensen4477]

mtg

[@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket]

@@stephensorensen4477 I hate Maga the Gather. (Magic fans get it)

[@ChrisBar-pv3gp]

Thank you Jon Stewart... and welcome back!!

[@lorijensen2272]

My brother died in a car accident it was a painful blur!! I remember the month and year but not the day! Some people do not want to remember every single thing about a loved ones death! Sicko people probably never lost anyone close to them!

[@barcelonachair6487]

It's how we survive the pain of memories. People who are not attached personally to tragedy can create history and emotional dialogue about events in their minds to connect to things, but others who have survived the actual events in their own lives will leave out certain details such as dates, people, time, places, scents, colours etc to help them cope throughout the years. Many people even block the event completely. I am so sorry for your loss. I hope you are doing OK :)

[@disorganizedorg]

[probably never lost anyone close to them!] Since nobody in their right mid would become genuinely close to him, that seems a forgone conclusion.

[@gwolf7716]

I say they never had anyone close to them in general or anyone they actually cared for as a narcissist.

[@MarkJones-n]

Not to mention that Hur ‘forgot’ that Biden actually gave the correct month/day.

[@seashackf1]

@@gwolf7716exactly tons of people around them who all want something from them, but no one close.

[@tamarachalcroft6227]

Why's it always seem we get more truth, served with a spoon of sugar sweet humor ❤😢✌️🤟USA🎉

[@batgurrl]

Having Jon Stewart back on The Daily Show we need now more than ever. Stop supporting Trump’s ways, the opposite of patriotism. Monarchy S**T indeed. Please vote BLUE up and down the Ballot 💙🌊🌊🌊

[@border411]

And Biden has done what for this country in the past 3 years?

[@Anon54387]

Think about the irony of calling Trump a redcoat when Dems are the ones who openly say they want to take people's guns away. THINK about that, let it really sink in, look up the Battles of Lexington and Concord if you have to.

[@Obrimus]

@@border411Not destroyed it, not tried to destroy it / end your freedom. And since you only have two options in your country (which is lamentable), the choice is very much obviously not the wannabe Führer.

[@emsnewssupkis6453]

Leftists live in a closed world. Jon isn't popular. His audience isn't big at all.

[@STFUBITCH96]

​@border411 not said he wanted to be a dictator?

[@girlcheck]

My daughter works at petsmart. People come in there all the time, grab dog food and walk out the front door. Shooting them doesn't make much sense for a $20 bag of dog food. They don't even allow their employees to intervene for fear they could be harmed. Can you imagine if they had an armed guard in there shooting people? No one would want to work there.

[@mariposa9506]

Do they like being robbed? Having at least a deterrent would, well, deter it. Rather then shutting down the store due to losses and putting people out of work.

[@alwillk]

Those bags of dog food cost Pennys on the dollar to manufacture. The mark up on that stuff is ridiculous. 30-60 %

[@girlcheck]

@@mariposa9506 You'd be surprised. This is the policy of many retailers now. That's the reason why all of those people got fired at Lululemon when there was a shoplifting scourge on their store and they attempted to stop the perpetrators. Unless they specifically have security, the employees are told not to intervene. My daughter's supervisor did say something to some people in the parking lot after they had stolen some dog food and they started throwing cans of dog food at her and hit her in the head. Battling the constant neverending issue of shoplifting is not worth the loss or harm of a human life.

[@girlcheck]

@@alwillk umm.. okay. But does that make it okay to steal it? Personally, I don't feed my dog's dog food. It's all s***.

[@names_are_useless]

​@@mariposa9506 You're under the assumption Petsmart hasn't perform Risk Analysis on thefts and taken them into account in their profit margins. Either that or you're just looking for retribution for retribution's sake. I have to imagine these thefts are considered the more financially safe path over the potential liability of harm that could come from their employees trying to stop a robbery. Imagine a lawsuit if the robber and/or employees were hospitalized, or even killed. I've helped project Risk Analysis for several companies and have seen this point brought up before. Last I checked PetsSmart, as a business, was doing fine and not going bankrupt.

[@justalittlewine1952]

“What are we doing“? That is what I thought when I heard people say that they did not know who to vote for. It was a no-brainer for me. I am not going to elect a dictator hoping to get cheap eggs. You’re basically offering to give up your freedom to save two dollars off of eggs. If I go to the supermarket and eggs are expensive, I don’t buy it. And if we all did that I bet you the price of eggs will drop.

[@oliviaturner7388]

Plus, the price of eggs went up under Trump!!!! He couldn’t handle the trucker’s issues, or solve ANY problems at all. He wrecked farmers, fishermen, restaurants, and had to pay them lots of money, so they wouldn’t go out of business! He enabled and oversaw the deaths of almost 2 million Americans!!!

[@HeadCannonPrime]

The dumbest part is that Trump wouldn't care what the price of eggs are, or anything else. He would de-regulate the egg farms so they be able to charge whatever they wanted.

[@us3990]

Egg prices are high in Canada too, pretty sure we can’t blame it on Biden 🤔

[@bjdefilippo447]

@@us3990 Exactly. The data shows that greedy corporations are gouging us, charging way more than the increases to their costs. People seem to think leaders control everything!

[@demial4]

​@@us3990this is exactly why I'm so confused when people complain about prices in America. Do they not check world news??

[@RobaSleiman]

I love this little montage. The best vids in one place. Please do this again

[@michaelkissane6138]

Seeing those MAGA folks reminded me of Mark Twain's quote, "The best argument against a Democracy was a five-minute conversation with the average citizen". Please prove him wrong in November......PLEASE!

[@virvum_cypher]

Anyone on the extreme is crazy and man on the street style cherry picked examples are always going to be cringe. There are incredibly cringe people on the far left and far right.

[@luis_sa78]

​​@@virvum_cypherstop the false equivalency. There's no candidate on the far left with half the country willing to vote for him. Biden does not talk about killing militaries unwilling to do his bidding, does not say he wants to be a dictator, does not advocate to shoot people on the streets for stealing. IT IS NOT THE SAME.

[@WhatUserNameDammit]

​@@virvum_cypher Sure - But only one side is advocating for the removal of constitutional rights and liberties. One side is advocating for shooting shoplifters, one side is advocating for a dictatorship. I can happily ignore a rant from a leftist, without worrying they're going to shoot me. Can't say the same for a right wing nut job.

[@theairstig9164]

People in places other than America are deeply suspicious of democracy. Certainly suspicious of USA style presidential democracy . Examples include Hungary, Romania and Vietnam. Sometimes when people say “we need a benign dictator” it’s exactly what they mean.

[@larrysnyder2273]

Amen brother! 100%

[@camcornish2634]

Facts and trumpers do not mix well.

[@deniceeverham9467]

Thank you Jon

[@patti21125150]

Best speach ever!! ❤ Go Jon!

[@mjc11a]

Absolutely brilliant episode! The cast, the writers, and all those who work behind the scenes to put this together have my eternal gratitude 🙏

[@tylerhackner9731]

That redcoat analogy tho lol

[@Mark-Haddow]

What about it. All it proves is Stewart hasn't a clue about Historical accuracy. *The redcoats by the way, defeated the US* The revolutionary war was between separatists and loyalists, with the separatists calling UDI to break treaties, which would see the slaughter of persecuted indigenous tribes.

[@maiamckinney4180]

Glad Jon is back❤

[@andypandy9013]

Hi! A Brit here. PLEASE don't call Trumpers "Redcoats". That insults us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kathyhague1867]

Well, yes, of course calling them redcoats probably is difficult to the British who are alive now, but the way John Stewart is using it is rather appropriate. Our two party system the color red stands for the Republicans and the color blue stands for Democrats. With that being said, Donald Trump has pushed his red hats, and the people who wear them to believe that he is the only one who can rule this country. As you know, the president in the United States cannot serve more than eight years/2 terms. So the redcoats phrase is going to represent people who say they don’t want a democracy anymore. That’s what it boils down to the red people want 1 leader until he dies the blue people want to be able to vote for their president like our country has for the last 250 years. It’s not necessarily a dig to the British people now, it’s a dig at Trump‘s people who want to throw our constitution out the window.

[@StevenKeery]

​@@kathyhague1867: Another pesky Brit here, Andy Pandy's comment was a tongue in cheek joke. Hence his emojies.

[@justinbarion2269]

​@@StevenKeery cheeky m8

[@mattnagel8486]

I'm pretty sure, given the situation you've put yourselves in over there, this should be the least of your problems. But, with a screen name like "andypandy", I'll go out on a limb and guess that you're easily offended by nature.

[@justinbarion2269]

@mattnagel8486 no one's offended that you have low reading comprehension!

[@mcm3a812]

Ill just say I’m glad jon is back. Other comments have covered the rest.

[@JoshDisher]

If Hurr were on Star Trek, Im fairly sure his shirt would be red there too. 😉

[@mammawlee]

☺️☺️☺️ Send them home! Where is their home? NORTH KOREA!

[@MaFo82]

The jab at Matt Gaetz was just *chef's kiss* 12:11

[@mammawlee]

It makes me sick everytime l hear about a 'bride' in prison.

[@KeithJackson-ux7eh]

Why?

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@KeithJackson-ux7eh because we shouldn't be normalizing SA just because it happens in prison. People often say they "deserve it" for being criminals, but that's nonsense; the punishment for the crime they were convicted of is jail time, not being repeatedly violated. People in prison deserve better. Why? Because.. well, _because they're people._ There doesn't need to be any more of a reason than that.. in theory purely existing means that you deserve a baseline level of decency. no matter what.

[@daughterofbob-d5r]

@@idontwantahandlethough Agreed 👍 It’s also another form of misogyny.

[@utha2665]

It's just Donnie projecting again.

[@mariposa9506]

​@@idontwantahandlethoughunless the crime was sa

[@jdavis1214]

I love the newsdesk duo💕

[@wconradjr]

We need Stewart’s classic brand of commentary now more than ever! 😂

[@badgerwithagun]

I mean, we needed him in 2016, clearly.

[@Zzzz-h1r]

Thank you Jon Stewart for having the integrity to speak truth to a world who needs to hear it.

[@Justineyedia]

😂 "I only want to be a dictator for 1 day".🤦 Don't enable this guy

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

Did you notice the utter lack of "my African Americans" at this event?

[@masx4468]

@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609No worries, they'll be photoshopped in later.

[@seeleunit2000]

Exactly. If someone had managed to rein in that oversized Oompa Loompa years ago, we wouldn't be in this mess.

[@michaelccozens]

Dictators, a class of people famous for their willingness to surrender total power. That's why there isn't a major American city named after the one guy to actually do that in the last 2 500 years, and why George Washington, after his refusal to be named King of the new American state, wasn't famously named "the American Cincinnatus".

[@marvinmartin4692]

Say’s every dictator!

[@marmac7619]

"Redcoats" & CONFEDERATES, but hardly - "PATRIOTS!"

[@SvenKobe]

Well. For a man with over ninety criminal charges someone has a strong opinion about shooting robbers. 😅 Be carefull what you wish for.

[@Jenauxn]

He seems to love endorsing things that will and does backfire on him.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@Jenauxn will and do*, but yes i def agree

[@atomictime9410]

Any convictions? I haven't heard of any. Reminds me if Hillary and Biden.

[@jeffsmith9384]

You can pile all the charges on someone you want, it doesn't make them guilty, it just means you're engaging in lawfare. I thought democrats were smarter than this.

[@atomictime9410]

@@jeffsmith9384 💯

[@DamienPalmer]

Desi + Michael are very dynamic.

[@fredsanford5954]

And they should quit using the term "Christian Nationalist". The correct term is "Nationalist Christian", or "Nat-C" for short.

[@wordforger]

Christian Nationalist: Someone who thinks the nation should be based on christianity, from "Christian Nation." Nationalist Christian: Someone who's really into nationalism, who also happens to be christian. At least that's how it reads to me.

[@langying]

I see what you did there

[@bretEdwards]

christo-fascist is more accurate

[@bubbawilliams]

White nationalist theocrats, these people are in no way following the teachings of Jesus Christ

[@Monochromatic_Spider]

@@bretEdwards Not really. Their nonsense has sod all to do with Christianity. It's neo-fascism with some pseudo-Christianity on top.

[@DesireeJohnson-h2r]

Thank you. 💙💙🗽✌️

[@phatkiddre]

I'm liking the two anchor format...

[@en2oh]

I missed Desi. Very talented comedian. (Im only back because Jon Stewart is back but still, I forgot the rest of the cast_

[@diannadima7082]

Yes that is great!!! Glad our lawmakers finally stand for something that will help our security.

[@nancycornett9949]

Thank you!

[@AiduManda]

What's wrong with Hur's memory... 6:47, he doesn't seem to have any recall of what he said ... stating only, that the words appear in the transcript!

[@Antares2]

He avoids creating the sound clip of him saying "yes, I said photographic" or something like that... like it's going to matter.

[@Ramen10420]

Red hat... hat red... hatred... these people are the embodiment of irony.

[@ThatOpalGuy]

Evil*

[@rebeccamartin2399]

Wow

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

! MAGA Q ! ;-P

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

keep spreading that one. It might take hold.

[@EBDeveloper]

Funny, because red hats don't hate or insult or cancel ppl

[@dielaughing73]

I think this shows just how much Jon's return was needed

[@ThatOpalGuy]

So taking classified documents is basically shoplifting, right dumpy?

[@shai4ever]

Exactly...I was thinking the same...and conspired to hide them. 😳😁🙄

[@virvum_cypher]

Don't worry. It's okay if you're too old and senile to be brought to trial.

[@troyrager1352]

What about when Biden took classified documents as vice president?

[@dracoargentum9783]

Funny how he demands that shoplifting should be shot, and that he would rather be Lincoln, being shot. Is he trying to tell us something?

[@DejaVuSept11]

And shoplifting is now a felony, so…

[@kevinleblanc47]

been to long John, Welcome Back We Missed Ya

[@ChrisBruhn]

I do prefer the "Redcoat" analogy 😂I've been going with a failed pathetic attempt at "the south will rise again confederates,, but these losers want to go all the way back to a monarchy, the American memory is painfully short.

[@nr14989]

You have to ask, how many lives killed because of fentanyl & Billions from hard working Americans has been spent to illegal immigrants' luxury hotel, food, legal fees and healthcare? These are vote buying schemes spearheaded by Biden & Democrats to intentionally turn them to voters at the expense of Americans

[@nr14989]

You have to ask, how many lives killed because of fentanyl & Billions from hard working Americans has been spent to illegal immigrants' luxury hotel, food, legal fees and healthcare? These are vote buying schemes spearheaded by Biden & Democrats to intentionally turn them to voters at the expense of Americans

[@nr14989]

You have to ask, how many lives killed because of fentanyl & Billions from hard working Americans has been spent to illegal immigrants' luxury hotel, food, legal fees and healthcare? These are vote buying schemes spearheaded by Biden & Democrats to intentionally turn them to voters at the expense of Americans

[@pietrojenkins6901]

We don't want that here in the south. I'm sick of seeing those confederate flags on pick up trucks in southern Tennessee.

[@wendigo53]

Nothing wrong with redcoats. Hi from 🍁

[@rachelgates509]

When asked about the statement made to the president, “you appear to have a photographic recall of the house…” Hur clearly WANTED to say he DIDNT RECALL saying that!!! That’s why he said that the words do appear on page 47 of the transcript!!! Oh??? You don’t RECALL saying that?!!! What’s the problem?!!! Are you, perhaps, a “sympathetic, well meaning, elderly man with a poor memory”?!!!!! Well?!!!

[@fayboedecker2532]

Some of these items of Trump's view points should be on a build board scatter across the USA.

[@raysun6617]

Phoenix, AZ bas one.

[@soutteruk1]

Some of those were Limeys!

[@gilberthamilton9312]

Yes, but you see the people who can afford that kind of advertising are on the side of the guy who gives billionaires tax breaks.

[@TheTransitmtl]

​@@gilberthamilton9312His biggest detractor , the newspaper he's talking about is the WaPo owned by Bezos

[@raysun6617]

@@gilberthamilton9312 True. But he is no longer president and we will make sure to keep it that way. WE THE PEOPLE count.

[@stoppin2look]

"45" really embodies today's Republican party -- not a bit of "love thy neighbor" or "judge not that ye be not judged" in any of them.

[@usmc187]

Awesome rips this week 😂👍🏼

[@JohnThacker-o6k]

Those who willingly accept being conned are as corrupt as those who con them.

[@owenstevens7151]

Meh, I don't care if they con themselves. Just stupidity then. Issue is they're conning me too by giving that dunce power.

[@leannevandekew1996]

Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.

[@surfmarine3118]

Awesomely funny

[@markedly1013]

Yuck!

[@R2d2homie]

Do they wrap the sandwich in classifide documents?

[@usmc187]

😂👍🏼

[@leannevandekew1996]

@@R2d2homie Bamboo paper from Chineer.

[@Rick_Iz]

🏆well done as always

[@RixMusings]

I don't you if you are known, you're next victim!

[@brianjennings7644]

Jon Stewart was being nicer than I am.

[@merenuisence]

Welcome back jon Stewart

[@mercandog507]

Finally someone said it.

[@stephengould2232]

:What about their legs? They don't need their legs."

[@sir_serhii]

How is this possible you have only 2 candidates for presidency in US ? Outrageous in any European country

[@beepbop6697]

Because of the two party system because of our "first past the post" voting system. See "Duverger's Law".

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Europe has too many politically irrelevant parties built around single personality.

[@ThinkHarderPlz]

There are 3 but you just heard these clowns count him out.

[@globalevents0]

We don't. RFK2024

[@captainjefferies9047]

We have way more than that when we start. We narrow it down. That's why we don't get that Weimar problem that's' so common in Europe.

[@JohnDoe-vy5hh]

I am just astonished that people support him.

[@kahanasam]

Did you take a look at his supporters?

[@benothing3350]

Dictators are not a substitute for the lack in manhood.

[@CaptainJackSparrrow1]

So glad Stewart is back! Missed this guy!

[@DanG-t9d]

F'ng terrifying!!!

[@PAUL-os1qm]

Lydic and Costa are the best!

[@mnsawmill2904]

It's clear Trump has been thinking about what prison would be like, he should be !!

[@nacarreira777]

and boy will his dance card be full.

[@nolongerblocked6210]

He'll have a boyfriend & a bunky in hours

[@mnsawmill2904]

@@nolongerblocked6210 Only if they can't smell, and can change diapers !! LOL

[@nolongerblocked6210]

@@mnsawmill2904 🎯🎯💯😂😂

[@Stardustpal25]

Thats why he used the stink face for mug shot...😏

[@lunchbox1398]

I think 2 people table would be perfect. I love and i think they work awesome together!!!

[@Jenauxn]

Agreed. I liked both of their personas more when they were together and played off each other.

[@shariarmakarechi1063]

I am SO glad Jon Stewart is BACK!

[@djfulcrum9069]

I believe in the Unite States of America for they helped us in times of need. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🇨🇦...

[@JJNow-gg9so]

Love Jon for he calls it as it IS. AKA, TRUTH and makes one 😂😂😂.

[@anniekirner4793]

They can all relocate to Russia when he loses

[@ewdenver1]

Thank you for your presentation and intellect

[@Florian1260]

Red coats, red hats. Same same

[@paddy.7784]

Great to see you back J.S. From Aotearoa / New Zealand.

[@gerryphelps7205]

Being an idiot doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to brag about it!

[@dorothylinsley]

Love your show😊

[@elviejodelmar2795]

Back in the 1980s, I audited the security forces at every nuclear weapons facility. The Department of Energy (the agency that actually made nukes) asked the DOJ if it were OK to shoot someone escaping after stealing plutonium. At that time, it was illegal to shoot someone who had committed a theft, unless they were clearly a threat. How far US democracy has fallen.

[@MattRumm]

Seriously tho, these two work really well together. They each amplify the other's best qualities, and it the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts. I'll keep tuning in 🇬🇧❤️🇺🇸

[@Moekoffee2001]

Digging deeper than the Mel Gibson “documentaries” may suggest a coat of gray, rather than red, being suitable for the analogy

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

I agree. Their thinking and bigotry is more in line with the loser Fascist confederacy.

[@pier-cmunez892]

That's JStew is OG 😊 onpoint

[@eldenringer6466]

nailing it john

[@Beth-zg6gb]

Red flags, folks, a whole lotta red flags! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩Not sure how many you all need! Vote blue up and down the ballot in November, please. I’d really, really appreciate it! Thank you! 🇺🇸💙

[@pgc4sean]

Great work Mr. Stewart We missed you.

[@Wowbkdk]

The joke of it forced gen Z to make its first phone call is wrong it should have been Gen Alpha.

[@Bigd0gg]

Luv your daily show!❤

[@sphinxtheeminx]

Here in Great Britain our 'monarchy' was permanently brought under the control of the people - the powerful ones at least - as far back as 1215 when King John was forced to accept that no monarch or government was above the law of the land. Magna Carta was signed half a millennium before the American Constitution was thought up. Where was it signed? At the bottom, of course.

[@vickiejohnson3141]

You tell the unvarnished truth.

[@jeanneratterman]

“Is it ever lonely for you?” IDK. Are narcissists aware there are others, aside from their insatiable need to be praised and their egos constantly puffed up?

[@sharonjacobson9163]

💯👍Tell it Jon!!!!

[@maximeprometheas]

Hur's criticism of Biden's memory does kind of fall flat on its face when he can't remember whether he complimented Biden on having a "photographic" memory.

[@Spearca]

A well-meaning young man with a poor memory

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00]

​@Spearca Well meaning? Lying about/insulting Biden's memory, one of the MAGA morons go-to tactics, obviously came from a place of malice.

[@sgt.tattoo9609]

Maybe someone puts the constitution in all CAPS?

[@cherylcurrie114]

Nice. Concise. And so true!

[@Selfleader420]

Can't spell Hatred without red hat!!!🤙

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Keep pushing that one. It will catch.