Stormy Zings Trump From Witness Stand | Mar-a-Lago ComicCon | Breaking Up Paramount | Brain Worms

Stormy Daniels landed a few verbal punches during her testimony in Trump’s hush money trial, the former president hosted NFT buyers for a meal at Mar-a-Lago, CBS could be auctioned off if Paramount is sold, and there’s no end to the fascination around the worm that ate a portion of RFK Jr.’s brain.
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[@downunderrob]

Stormy knocks it out of the park! 😂

[@bengalgangster]

the jury knows she is a money grabbing porn star,

[@susanfanning9480]

Well yeah, she's way more intelligent 😂.

[@jwC-zk3vd]

That isn't she can knock out, i've seen her porn.

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

She blocked the ball from going in her net! ⚽😏

[@polyglot12]

Stormy was owning Trump with her responses!🤣

[@gamepapa1211]

And the best part is Von Shitzinpants just gotta sit there and take it like a good little *insert term for female dog.*

[@johnsmith-cw3wo]

she screw him good, you might say. 🙃

[@navada4789]

“I would have written it to be a lot better” and “no, nobody would want to publicly say that” were so beautiful 😂😂 Bless Stormy for these wonderful burns!

[@MartaWomack]

You & your writers are doing an important public service, Stephan. Thank you, most sincerely.

[@ashleytaveras9035]

Looks like it's going to be a Stormy weekend! ⛈️

[@MeltedPearls]

Loving the rain, lol.

[@oldrrocr]

the catchup is hitting the wall!

[@gamepapa1211]

Prepare for some real golden showers, folks.

[@microbe_rz37-rn1dk]

Stephen Coal-Bert. Never liked that guy. Stephen Seagull. I don't like that guy either. Stephen Strange. Even Iron Man didn't like that guy.

[@MeltedPearls]

I haven't laughed this much in years.@@oldrrocr

[@marmeecruz6191]

Stormy is fast and furious!

[@jwC-zk3vd]

Same way in her porn.

[@jyapp4489]

"If I had made it up, I would've written it a lot better." Damn, now I actually want to see that. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while!

[@joannejohnson7006]

“Oh Stormy, brought back our sunny day 🎤🍄😝🎁

[@dancingnature]

😂thanks for the ear worm ( I’m giving away my age here aren’t I)

[@user6tos8ca]

@@dancingnature - Kooky Trumper RFK gives a whole new meaning to the old term 'as the worm turns' 🪱😂😅😆😄

[@Markusewitz]

"I would have written it to be a lot better" BANG! 👊😄Go, Stormy!!

[@tenkloosterherman]

What a zinger to the ego of #45! No textwriter could have thought this up.

[@jwC-zk3vd]

Do you mean gang bang?

[@FranklinWilson-ev9dq]

Stormy, Kicked Him In The NUTS, Again!!!!!!!

[@christopherheckman7957]

That requires incredible aim, too. So I'm told.

[@FranklinWilson-ev9dq]

@@christopherheckman7957 it's all, in that, sweeping arch!!!!!!!!!

[@MeltedPearls]

That's one small kick for Stormy, plus one giant kick for mankind.

[@FranklinWilson-ev9dq]

@@MeltedPearls AGREED!!!!!!!!!!

[@gamepapa1211]

@@MeltedPearls and one small prenup for Melania.

[@margaretroebuck2938]

MS Daniels is one strong brave woman. It takes more than just a little guts to face these lawyers and all the public abuse. She has my admiration and support. You go, hon!

[@TelephoneToughGuy]

Yeah, it takes a strong woman to be physically repulsed by Trump, yet still willingly having unprotected s*x with him. Not many people could stomach that, I'm sure, but I suppose her line of work was good practice.

[@topster888]

She had sex with Donald Trump and she ended up having to pay him for it, lmao.

[@cheetos3269]

It is funny to see how they tricked the left into acting like a porn star is their beacon of hope. This is all hilarious, and you don't understand how funny it is to see yiu guy support someone who gets fucked for a living.

[@vig4121]

😂 “Noo……! Nobody will Ever want to Publicly say that” 😂😂😂😂

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

Melanie Trump .....🙊

[@jpdemer5]

Steven doesn't need writers to cover the Trump trial - Stormy is providing all the laughs he could ask for.

[@ronwade2206]

She spanked him again and his lawyers!!!

[@patmatt1987]

This lady demonstrates that she is smart, sassy, witty, and doesn’t take shit from anyone! She’s tough and needs to be in order to cope with all the assholes she’s come Accross in her field!! You go girl!!!!!

[@lzrd8460]

👏👏👏👏💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[@redrick8900]

A smart woman wouldn't have had sex with him to begin with.

[@altingashi3927]

This can’t be a real person ? You’re deffo a bot

[@krodmiller]

I'm starting to like her personality 😂

[@mrsblue3011]

Language!😊

[@shaneoneil6088]

I was reading the live updates on CNNs website as Stormy was saying these things and chuckling heartedly 😂

[@user-zf5jl8tn1r]

Stormy should be comedy writer. She is really quick and witty.

[@Ginric99]

I have known several women who worked in porn over the years and generally they all tend to be funny, intelligent and able to come back with a quick one liner

[@mammawlee]

Sure. She could do stand-up

[@ArtyFactual_Intelligence]

I will be searching out the box set of her old movies.

[@ProctorsGamble]

She was great on Kimmel’ show 😃

[@mightyone3737]

@@Ginric99 They have to be tough, smart, and confident to do well in that business, even if they can't show any of that on camera because the men who like porn have been trained to dislike those traits in women.

[@joybodelay9679]

Team Stormy!! Great job, lady!! 👑👑💗💗

[@bradforddrake8633]

The piece on Franklin Roosevelt was HILARIOUS!

[@MenverMan]

Grandmaster flash and the furious 5- the message

[@alisaoliver1969]

Gotta admit, Ms. Daniels gave as good as she got!! Spanking the orange guy publicly. Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1927su]

Truth has a power all its own! Good job Stormy! Shes real people !

[@enki354]

I must confess Stormy Daniels is a very witty person.

[@thisperson5294]

I am in England and fascinated by this... Really wish OUR corrupt politicians could face justice. 😢

[@shodospring]

Better wait before you know.

[@exxekhan]

I'm still convinced this f**k trumpet will get away with it.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Yeah....so do we in America but I don't see that happening

[@rosehill9537]

I hope the UK ppl see justice.

[@Bella-cb5xe]

We would definitely like that as well, but per usual, I expect he’ll slither out of trouble.

[@danipresto]

This is one of the best monologues i couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂 great job Stephen and team

[@fallfestivities486]

Omg…I love Stormy.😂😂😂😂

[@bold810]

When Stormy took the stand the second time,she made him look stupid and feeble for the Third time. 😊

[@user-dq9ew5qe8b]

You must really think this bothers Trump? He got a piece of ass and paid for it. Please....where is the crime? We are still waiting for the prosecution to tell us what the crime is? Let me guess....you have to go now.....LMAO

[@DrownedInExile]

Stormy floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee!

[@jwC-zk3vd]

She enjoys putting out.

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

Comes in like a light breeze, close the way attorneys like a trump fart! 🦨💨

[@freya8133]

@@jwC-zk3vd So does Trump.

[@j.d.445]

Stormy is sharp as a knife and I just love her for it 💗👏👏👏

[@NeonKix]

Daniels is officially a national hero.

[@donellaraye6830]

International hero!

[@LahainaStrong444]

Stormy rocks!

[@texasca9753]

​@@LahainaStrong444She does rock. She's got a quick wit and hella good answers.

[@marvinmartin4692]

She needs a parade!!!!!

[@loredell]

ATP she should be president

[@salvadorbravo4187]

Trump and lawyers spanked at the same time. Good job Stormy!

[@christopherheckman7957]

Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am!

[@garyl2665]

Oh I bet plenty of dems were spanking with her on CNN

[@Angry5704]

I still haven't gotten over what she said after he was indicted: "This pussy grabbed back." She seems like kind of a boss.

[@gregjones1537]

@@christopherheckman7957 Yes she gives that line a new meaning, lmao

[@jqsmooth77]

polite clap!!!

[@ShellyBomb]

✔️ Maybe we could extradite Trump to Russia - to go live with his "Brother from another Mother!" 😂

[@adelitavalle1852]

FDR rapping slayed me. Stormy Daniel's quips.

[@heyhandersen5802]

Go Stormy go ..... a new American hero....

[@freya8133]

@@williamcausey468 So what does that Make DUMPHUQUE J.TЯ☭MP??

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

She's waited years for this. She humiliated him in front of the whole world, and he just had to sit there and take it. I envy you, Stormy Daniels.

[@lorrainesmith6993]

She was Off the chain!! 😂😅I Loved every single moment

[@rpdx3]

She paid the price tho… Hopefully we will all get our money’s worth. Thanks Stormy!

[@doloresreynolds8145]

She put up with years of personal insults from him, so it seems like the least she could do.

[@johnsimion2893]

She may have gotten some revenge, but I still think she got screwed.

[@Josh.WDW.]

​@@johnsimion2893 She did get screwed , that's what the money was for 😅😅

[@theodorerobert6579]

That Grand Master Flash and Furious 5 bit had me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@Stansbrokenhandle]

Man, that's an entire 55 gallon barrel of shade just dumped all over the orange turd

[@stayaway7859]

The stormy Daniels stuf is awesome 😂

[@robertb.7772]

I would give that a like, but it's currently at 69, so... My hands are tied.

[@jwC-zk3vd]

I've seen her stuff, she's a pro.

[@Bamajana]

I would love to have seen his face when she zinged him 😂

[@michaelwilcock4191]

Orange turd! Vote Blue 🌊

[@deborahhoward7822]

Filled that diaper, I'm sure!😂

[@Pand3Js]

Just being in the court room would’ve been enough because there must have been a roar of laughter after each zinger!

[@oddcheese6384]

Shouldn’t be too hard. He only has a couple of expressions.

[@jacquelynbrickman2982]

"Nobody would publicly want to say that." I could not stop laughing. She was so candid, honest, spontaneous. Law school 101, never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

[@faithfatum4172]

Regarding Stormy's answers: DAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am ROLLING!!! 💥Go Stormy! Go Stormy! Go Stormy!💥👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@christopherchisholm564]

Stormy is very smart. Her comebacks were fabulous.

[@bonniejosavland3227]

She’s very intelligent & is quick witted! She wanted to be a veterinarian when she was young!

[@jonmassey5619]

Love Stormy... Gutsy, Clever and sharp as a knife.. The things she said to tRUMPS face on that 'dinner' date are hilarious 😁

[@therealdarrenlwilliams2183]

Daniels held her own and was unafraid during testimony. Good on her

[@jackieedmondson8422]

I love stormy daniels!!!! She is worthy of being a comedian. She turns facts into comic gold.💙💙💙💙💙

[@verttikoo2052]

🤣 Go Stormy 🎉 💯

[@t60334]

Stormy: "I would have written it to be a lot better " Me: dropped my FULL cup of hot coffee and didn't mind!! 😅😅😅😅☕

[@Tk16790]

😂😂😅😅. Ikr?!

[@user-dq9ew5qe8b]

pervert!

[@joescott1621]

Mike drop right there.

[@lornahampson4954]

Loved it! Hahaha

[@TelephoneToughGuy]

Yeah, the way she writes it, she comes off incredibly skanky. She describes how she's repulsed by him, yet she still agrees to sleep with him (unprotected, even).

[@rosesmith6925]

Vonshitzinpantz sold his suit pieces like Bella sold her wedding gown from Twilight. Let that sink in 😳😂

[@mlongoria124]

"Mike rubbed his Johnson..." 😂

[@donrane]

Stormy is the only thing Trump touched that turned to gold. What a legend.

[@shlby69m]

She WAS gold, thats why DJT paid $130K for 20 seconds

[@brianfholmes1]

Bazinga!

[@helios7212]

👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🪙

[@user-qy2kw9kx3o]

😂

[@beatdizzy]

She lost everything, she's struggling, she needs our support.

[@GTARC-2023]

A beautiful day with a high chance of Storms...'perfect day!'

[@jwC-zk3vd]

Sounds like a porn title.

[@m4tth3wh]

The cute and kindly worm from sesame street ate some of Bobby’s brain. I learn something new about US politics every day ❤🎉

[@philliphuffman6711]

You can tell Colbert has some really good comedy writers. So original and funny.

[@anterax4097]

He has never said otherwise

[@Txepsiyu]

Stormy spanks the the whole Trump team.

[@ginalipkin4849]

Thank You Stormy Daniels, you bought light into the room to shine on the truth ❤

[@primrosed2338]

This was masterful! Couldn't stop laughing.

[@marvinmartin4692]

NewYork should hold a parade for Daniels!!

[@plaguedoctor415]

And with all the money he has to give the state Trump would pay for it. Mexico: I approve this message.

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

I'll support a New Jersey parade. Right after his embarrassing ass leaves Wildwood!

[@lynetteray2146]

I love Stormy. I love her SO MUCH!

[@beatdizzy]

Get Stormy on the show, shes single handedly defending democracy and everyone is just back handing her.

[@marvinmartin4692]

Yes! Get her on the show! After her parade in her honor!!!

[@mammawlee]

The comments here are mostly positive On some sites she was treated... the way you can imagine.

[@venom675]

Stormy for president!!!🎉🎉 😂

[@paulford9120]

@@mammawlee I can imagine the slut-shaming she's getting from the far right.

[@kerryskiffington4120]

Amen

[@redwood1012]

The FDR clip was pure gold!

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

9:17 How can that Sesame Street-esque worm crawling in be so equally adorable and horrifying!?!?

[@schoolfreak32]

Not "Sesame Street-esque", that was a genuine Sesame Street character: Oscar the Grouch's pet worm Slimey.

[@JonasWhite]

Gotta love Stormy with her Henchcliffe level burns

[@JaniceParkerSVP]

Stormy crushed trumps team

[@jeffsaxton716]

And his balls.

[@gamepapa1211]

I mean, that's not all she's crushing but yes, definitely! Gotta be embarrassing when a porn star is way, WAY more witty than a former president of the United States.

[@TheJoeyboots]

Stormy sure did busted every one of their nuts. The money is on the dresser sweety.

[@marksmith-jn6qw]

I think Trumpo is the one using the tampons, after that one.

[@jackv2244]

🎵 it's like a jungle sometimes 🎵😂😂😂 Stormy went on a diss feast 😂😂

[@emtaylor597]

Love the shade that Stormy threw Don the Con's way

[@WillDanceAlone2U]

Stormy has such a fantastic sense of humor!

[@sshaw4429]

Go Stormy, go Stormy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jwC-zk3vd]

I heard the same thing in one of her films.

[@TheKindredTrucker]

One of the funniest monologues ever😂😂😭so much dunking🍩🍩🍩

[@nunya2514]

I love that the worm is Slimy from sesame Street!

[@ahlivetuhsidamaro150]

Go Stormy!!

[@jwC-zk3vd]

I'd like a go w/ her.

[@ricklee6196]

Stormy was owning Don Vonshitzenpants with her responses!

[@angeladawn805]

Love the worm footage ❤❤❤😂❤❤❤

[@user-cq5ff3zd2l]

Stormy is my new Hero! 😂🎉😂

[@jwC-zk3vd]

Have you always wanted to be a porn star?

[@lorrie2878]

I wonder how many people recognized the "salty.. Lots wife" reference. Very humorous!

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Well, I don't see why not. After all, she was a real 'pillar' of her community.

[@lorrie2878]

@@ChakatStripedfur pfft! Good one! But I don't know how many people have read the Old Testament. Not just what their pastor told them.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

@@lorrie2878 Well, I come from a Baptist household (my mother used to be *_really_* Baptist, but she's calmed down quite a bit since then), and although I'm not anymore I still remember a few things. Comes in handy when I want to make really obscure puns. xD

[@Nocturnalux]

@@lorrie2878You don’t even need to have read it to get the reference.

[@sjh3217]

Come on Stormy, you can’t roast Trump alive before the trial is over!

[@1432b]

😂 obviously she CAN and did it quite nicely!

[@hopekevans]

The worms crawl in. The worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout. 🤣

[@barbaraschuld8206]

🤣😜😂🤪💙💙💙

[@froglady7491]

Yes, that is how I learned it. Big brothers do come in handy sometimes.

[@bobedwards7455]

And one little worm was not so shy, went through the ear and out the eye 🤩

[@froglady7491]

@@bobedwards7455 👍

[@icillay]

Precisely! That is from "The Hearse Song" also popularly known as "The Worms Crawl In." It was featured in the book series "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" but also in one episode of "Gimme a Break" starring the late, great Nell Carter wherein the youngest daughter (Lara Jill Miller as Samantha) recited those exact words.

[@Musik216]

The Lot's wife joke🤣🤣🤣

[@stephanieadams3747]

I'm on Team Stormy!

[@jwC-zk3vd]

Are you on top or at the rear. LOL

[@pilargonzalez8442]

Stormy Daniels is better qualified to run as a presidential candidate than 45!!! Love how she served her answers up to Trump's sleezy lawyer!!! WELL DONE!!!

[@mammawlee]

Yes. She is intelligent, quick-witted and, as far as l know, not seriously in debt.

[@loiscurry1020]

Everything she said made sense unlike trump,a idiot that can't string one sentence together and have it make sense.a real dummy , that's trump Vote Blue Biden and Harris 2024

[@jwC-zk3vd]

She should make a roleplay of congress.

[@joannejohnson7006]

Grandmaster 😂 what a great night! Jokes on 🔥

[@jimobrien8806]

The line, "she is more than just a pretty face" is certainly bang on! (No pun intended)

[@arkhanland9024]

Trump's Comic-con would just be called Con-con

[@leogama3422]

please make this comment to the top!

[@Flamenco1313]

The best comment yet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martinavetter9932]

👌👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤. Thanks, greatest comment!!!!!!

[@patrickhoneycutt7651]

Or Don-Con!

[@jamesturner2126]

I can't believe we got tricked into electing a fraudster. Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard at this episode, I am sure all this chaos is a happy coincidence for him.

[@bunnyfufu9933]

I am becoming a fan of Stormy 😂😂😂❤❤ Also that rap bit was fire 🔥 😂

[@marceld6061]

Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five "The Message" Steven did it justice.

[@TheJoeyboots]

I am becoming a fan too. Wow she can handle those man nads!

[@MyFuriousGeorge]

Agreed! I’m a Stormy fan now

[@jwC-zk3vd]

I've always been a fan, I got all her porn.

[@xy6845]

Stormy was really dunking on Trump lol. She just made history, literally. Because from high school to law school this will be cited in years to come 😂

[@rebeccanorris8687]

Stand strong Stormy! 💕

[@bounceybouncey7128]

Stormy should run for Congress. She is an underestimated GENIUS!

[@JKD6991]

Stormy would be better than that MTG

[@plaguedoctor415]

@@JKD6991 *IS!

[@lzrd8460]

Stormy has more brains than Margie & Bobo put together!

[@lucycan6363]

Where is Bobert anyways? 😮

[@mararodriguez5809]

​@@JKD6991 That's right, a FACT❤❤❤

[@sydneystorm753]

You Rule Colbert and Crew Keep Up The Great Work!

[@TheJoeyboots]

You rock Colbert I never met such a great suck merchant!

[@DeanaMartin-kt7fo]

I really want the bit about Jimmy Carter signing peanuts to be true lol

[@meryldykstra2538]

This whole comic spiel was better than an entire week's vacation! Uplifting! Refreshing! Humor is the best remedy for the strains of life, and Dr. Colbert is the Master! 😅

[@steveconn]

If Stormy topples Trump, put her on a coin.

[@enceladusmoon3577]

Thank you Miss Daniels for speaking the truth 💙 unlike trump.

[@ecbrown6151]

“Susan Necklace” is the name an alien would pick if they were trying to pass as a human.

[@heliosmou]

Just what I needed!

[@NewMessage]

"In Kennedy household, you don't eat worm.. worm eats you!" -Yakov Smirnoff, in your head, when Stephen said that.

[@dlo111]

100%!! 😂

[@HylianFox3]

And then Yakov ate parts of our brain.

[@kookootrix1978]

That's a blast from the past!! Thank you!!! 😂😂😂

[@BeeWhistler]

I actually thought first of the song he immediately sang. But I’m a bit of a ghoul.

[@abdikadiradan1766]

Very clever 😂

[@jennymunday7913]

Stormy Daniels showing out with the zingers. Respect.

[@marvinmartin4692]

NewYork should give her a parade! trump would seriously loose it!

[@byusaranicole]

Damn. Stormy got some sick comebacks... 😂😂😂

[@ProtectOurClimate]

Many Women 🙋vote for 🧢President Biden 🌎🦋 💙 He defends women's rights👌👍

[@maryschetrompf4197]

Stormy's a hoot!

[@russellhammond371]

Pretty sure Melania is furious right now. I don't feel bad, she knows who she's with and decided it's worth it so long as she's set for life.

[@kathleenaustin327]

He won't be around for long the way he's going! Courts will be keeping him busy!!

[@beatdizzy]

She's still going to get her salary from the Kremlin she'll be fine

[@aandrus2169]

She's busy manipulating her son to be the first King of the USA.

[@plaguedoctor415]

Why would she be furious, the worse the trial goes the closer she gets to becoming the Queen of the castle once the King is captured. Pool boys and margaritas, bank accounts to drain, visitations to miss.

[@barbaraschuld8206]

She was willingly bought & sold. No pity here! 😠💙

[@shirleyrice7093]

Hooray for Stormy.

[@roncrook5344]

Gotta love that "Stormy" she normally takes ot lying down. But not this time! LMFAO 😂

[@jwC-zk3vd]

She still takes it lying down. LOL