Jon Stewart Tackles the Mideast Escalation & Dulcé Sloan on Trump's Jury Selection | The Daily Show

[@ObeyBanksy]

Jon Stewart retires basically forever in TV time comes back without a missing a millisecond in his comedy. This man is special.

[@ValentinaRacing1]

Im for Trump . But John Stewart is badass. He would be Bidens best Secretary of state

[@GoldenEdgedGreg]

I breathe through my mouth most of the time but occasionally I think.

[@bhonest-gb5zg]

Cant believe maga and jon stewart fans intersect but life is weird​@user-ce8vl2lp4v

[@MDealer]

Jon is doing more (or at least equal) amount of acting than talking. That's the proper way, people should learn from him...

[@Pahakyy]

@@ValentinaRacing1 Trump supporter can´t handle gammar.

[@Doodelz02]

Huge thanks to Comedy Central for making these available online. Honestly look forward to it now! Well done!

[@sanseijedi]

They got me through the W years. Imagine remembering how bad they were...and look at the clusterf#ck we have now.

[@gerry-p9x]

She's HOTTTTTT😅😅

[@batgurrl]

Jon Stewart, with his wit and wisdom and activism makes him a national treasure and his return to The Daily Show is the best to happen to late night TV in a very long time.❤

[@montana_patriot]

Jon Stewart needs to be charged with inflating his property values. Fair is fair.

[@waynefrench756]

@@montana_patriot he never said it was twice the size it was & he did not use it for a loan !!!!!

[@plaidpanda]

@@montana_patriot Property values escalate over time. Understanding reality must be a daily challenge for you.

[@montana_patriot]

@@plaidpanda I understand that it's wrong to peep on your 7 year old daughter in the shower. Do you understand that? You're a Biden voter so probably not.

[@junaidpdigital2176]

I effin love that jon is back, the way he articulates his arguments and the way he delivers them, not many can do that. Love you jon

[@samsaltlick]

Dulcé Sloan is incredible! Great clip segment at the end

[@RJ-go3sn]

Jon and Dulce are the best duo in comedy/education media today!!!

[@DylanKane-u2j]

More Jon Stewart please

[@monicalinville9579]

What we don't accept, Marjory, is the GOP'S complete inablility to seek bipartisan solutions. While they're playing their childish games, America waits for our representatives to please govern. Why don't you understand that we find this upsetting?

[@brews.n.bits.]

I love the rotating hosts under Jon, it works well!

[@marymakin6488]

I had a much needed belly laughter from you and Dulce!!

[@kareemkhalil22]

Great times with Jon Stewart back to The Daily Show. So much love from the Middle East ❤️❤️

[@stevenrodriguez3891]

Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

[@blackdove5940]

Universal healthcare for non citizens in America , paid for by Americans without healthcare .

[@benjaminhenderson5025]

No democrat is EVER gonna let it happen.

[@oneiljunior9837]

@@benjaminhenderson5025🤣🤣🤣

[@sealyoness]

How cruel is it to describe, in DEPTH, the characteristics of jurors in ANY case? Isn't tampering with the jury a felony? I call BS on the judges and attorneys who think this is okay instead of arresting the perpetrators. Failure to arrest tamperers sets a precedent. We all pay when Justice is not served.

[@benjaminhenderson5025]

Justice has NEVER been a priority for our "justice" system.

[@pyrovania]

The blond lady in the lower right corner of the Trump speech has some pretty funny reactions, especially when he starts talking about Robert E Lee.

[@anuswadh]

Having multiple hosts for the daily show turned out to be a great Idea.

[@Seilolo]

Great job, Dulce!

[@MelanieHarris-d7t]

Thanks for making us laugh during this ridiculous political debacle. We have to laugh to cope.

[@Guywithaclub]

Dulcé Sloan! I love you!

[@akryeguy]

Subtle funny, half-tearing up prompting cards on the news. "Gettysburg, wow!"

[@GoldenEdgedGreg]

The “pick me, pick me, I will do it!” 😂🤣💀

[@sachadee.6104]

🤣hilarious😂😂

[@dryicecubed]

I love John Stewart forever ❤ I hope The Daily Show earns Lowkey's follow some day soon

[@marilynhirsche8944]

Why are they giving all these details about jurors, they didnt commit the crimes.

[@flackstar007]

TO undermine the judicial process and expose the jurors to political pressures (possibly to allow trump an easier trial).

[@stefanhoimes]

I think his only strategy is to prove that most of the world sadly knows of him. A loophole that gets him as close to actually being above the law as anyone's ever gotten.

[@KarenMartinCAAZ]

DJT giving the vibe that he slept through the Civil War unit in his American History class, and then had a staffer give him keywords from the SparkNotes.

[@kessler1kessler811]

Perfect quick recap of the past week!

[@liiammiller7881]

“Oh did you have a nice sandwich?”😂😂

[@vicvic550]

Trump isn't arguing he's innocent,he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal. It's crazy that someone so half-witted was our president.

[@diedampfbrasse98]

It's crazy to only those who ignored/never realized the average intellect and ignorance of US citizens, to most of us here in the first world Trump, MTG or other such "geniuses" are just the logical consequence of a mass of uneducated voters with the ideologies from the darkages of democracy and zero interest in progress. I was more surprised by the fact that he only got one term and its just hilerious how much the "smart" Americans struggle to compete with the crazy ones ... making it even more obvious that "smart" in the US doesnt mean what it would mean elsewhere.

[@karlschmied6218]

Half-witted people tend to vote for half-witted representatives. Putin is a professional in mobilizing useful idiots.

[@phatphat7089]

Half witted? You're giving him credit!

[@nackie001]

Nutcase

[@1112viggo]

Its not half-witted if its true is it? Rich people and top government officials DO have the right to be criminals apparently. For one thing, while we all spend our time arguing the potential court case against Assange, no one is even mentioning the documentation for war crimes that he leaked witch is the very reason for the case. You know, if you can't hold a president accountable for dragging the country into a war of aggression on a false premise, commit war crimes, cause the death of 200k people and try to persecute a foreign journalist for releasing the information, then how on earth can you expect the legal system to deal justice to Trump? I'm sure the whole thing is a farce. No one in politics are interested in setting a legal precedent for holding American presidents accountable for crimes. They are afraid it will come back to bite them, cause they all know everyone in the highest level of government is a criminal.

[@yousreyakhalil5238]

John Stewart you are the best

[@medusagorgon9]

I enjoyed seeing Dulcé this week! Would love for her to host again.

[@TheMpo1986]

lizzo is awesome

[@MrRetlahcub]

She is not even funny; she puerile and insulting to half of the citIzens in the USA

[@cynthiarodgers774]

I laughed so hard! Great video! We missed you Jon!❤

[@Arrogan28]

The man is a genius... seriously...

[@Sq7Arno]

It's all about oil. All the way down. Get the clean energy and electrification transitions done, and the entire situation changes. And we need to get that done anyway, or it'll cost the world and humanity a lot. Money, strife and suffering. Everything else is a distraction.

[@andreabrown4541]

Only the DRC!!!!!!! Obviously that doesn't fit into your "humanity."

[@ValentinaRacing1]

How many Climate changes in billions of years on this planet? How many times do to man? Hello?

[@clarkthomas354]

It's all about who makes money off the oil.

[@stupidanarchist]

Hahaha

[@sachadee.6104]

@@ValentinaRacing1 you meant "due to man". And I agree.

[@nacarreira777]

He has never attended any of his kids' graduations.

[@TheAnical]

Just another did beat dad who's stuck in criminal court.

[@oldrrocr]

@@TheAnical "dead beat" bears repeating... and Michael Cohen served as a better father to the kids than TFG. just saying.

[@TheAnical]

@@oldrrocr If people know why Cohen went to prison it makes Trump's criminal trial more funny... Trump was taken down for covering up "hair sniffing".

[@MrRetlahcub]

WHO CARES?? Perhaps he has become a better dad with age!

[@kasahadragon9499]

Well he'll have to attend Barron's now and I'm sure Barron will be over the moon. That poor university is about to have a day it won't forget 😂

[@guyinredshirt]

Looks like the crowd behind the Trumpster fire during his Pennsylvania speech was bored out of their gourd😂

[@rebaburn2677]

Oh Dulce.. you are so talented and friggin HILARIOUS!! 😂💕

[@theclockworktempest]

6:00 The blonde woman in the bottom right behind Trump. Her expression shift is great, with the little glance down at the end toward her sign... "Is this what I'm voting for?"

[@jenswetter251]

Have you noticed the guy two rows above right beside his ear? They knew exactly where to stand to get the camera's attention, and they did a formidable job 💯

[@maartentoors]

SIDENOTE: Just because Orange is the Dutch national colour doesn't mean we support "USA first", please note that "The Netherlands Second" was our slogan since 1650. We are the Nutmeg Fathers, the Tulip daddies. Just clearing things up..

[@Sainjustx2Ndayitabi-bj8xc]

Excellent repartie 😂😂😂

[@maartentoors]

@@Sainjustx2Ndayitabi-bj8xc However we DO support DJT when he said: "Never fight a Pill" We take pride in our ( X-T.See) export. Let's make the Low-Lands Great again (just a little after Scrooge Mc Trump).

[@ecamp6360]

Thank the Dutch for New (Amsterdam) York and our freedom of speech, religion, etc.

[@maartentoors]

@@ecamp6360 Peter S. was right. you are grateful! Let's meet in Ha(a)rlem, or Brooklyn.

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

​@@ecamp6360Tulip daddies!

[@Oneshot8242]

More Dulce Sloan! She is brilliantly funny!

[@sachadee.6104]

I second that 👍😃

[@SoOthersMayLiveandStuff]

You had me at “Gettysburg. Wow“. 😆😂🤣

[@CallMeGailyn]

If i lived in NY i woul be on the sidewalk greeting trump's arrival to court with a lullaby.

[@tammylathrop6223]

​@AlexGitahiMainame boys Bawahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

[@ValentinaRacing1]

m for Trump . But John Stewart is badass. He would be Bidens best Secretary of state. How many countries was invaded under Trump?

[@maryrosekent8223]

Dulcé, you are a _vision!_

[@jmcmob608]

Thank you very much...

[@barbarawoodward6794]

Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn’t read the book and had to give an oral book report.

[@joseanker2059]

How did you explain to your other children that you couldn’t be bothered to attend their graduations??

[@Whysicist]

Humbles me… your wit is so needed… I’m so old I remember puns. Tell the kidz… words can have multiple meanings… like multi-valued functions… or functions of functions, Functors… etc. ah… thanks.

[@r.t.c.2550]

Dulce cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@bridgetsmith8196]

I missed Dolce ❤

[@NeighborhoodOfBlue]

It's so irresponsible for the media to terrify people so much. Truth in reporting matters.

[@mammawlee]

The domestic terrorism is REAL

[@clarencegoddard6527]

"We cannot overcome our fatal nature." Focus on our murderous nature. How many times does the word "slay" appear in the Old Testament?

[@sonnekent-holmes8730]

So all this talk of the wig- what if it’s his real hair, just whipped like a meringue to cover the bald? & when he gets out of the shower he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror…

[@blueBruSea]

Listening to Dump describe any historical event is the equivalent of someone who studied the night before an exam and only focused on the cliff notes.

[@jenswetter251]

He promised to, but the streamed some pirate film - shiver me timbers, mates 🦜

[@yousreyakhalil5238]

He had someone else take the exam for him and may have just briefed him but the information was not clear lol

[@JessieThorne886]

Jon's little talk with the middle east was priceless satire gold ❤❤❤

[@enogras-ih3ut]

Well, who would have guessed??, Mike Johnson grew a "SET"!!

[@jenniferfaulhaber812]

Is Tucker using the same bronzer as Trump???

[@liamevans7661]

If he is, it’s on purpose because dude is nothing but a grifter 😂 if he’s not trying to angle himself to get paid, he’s no longer with us. Nothing against him personally, I don’t know him- but he’s always looking out for his own gain only, for sure.

[@jenswetter251]

They're sharing the same 🪣 bucket (no, not the one from the list) - it's even cheaper this size

[@kellypond9377]

Mandela did 27 years in prison, hopefully that’s what T is referring to when he compares himself to Mandela. Likely T has been crucified by the many women he has “nailed”... E Jean and now Stormy....

[@Arcturuseyes]

You can literally say "i dont want to be here" as a potential juror, and they dismiss you

[@elibnem4126]

Yeah especially when you've been ousted by the media.

[@volodymyryovchenko6515]

The phrase 'Keep that oil coming' is poignant. With the US's oil consumption growing every year, any disruption in its supply could potentially lead to a new conflict in the Middle East.

[@peternjenga679]

Dulce is my all time favourite in the daily show

[@keiyakins]

"But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate-we can not consecrate-we can not hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract." - Lincoln, *in the Gettysburg address*, about whether his oration consecrated it :P

[@Disabledvetmatt]

John please bring me on your show! I’m a 100% with the VA with a horrific story from the Phoenix VA and a career as an airline pilot ruined by VA malpractice and poly pharmacy! Please John!

[@mamia9659]

Look at the people behind me 😂😂😂

[@Micheal-l8q]

Comedy Central is back baby!! with jhon Stewart at wheel,,,

[@nenefatoubarry5672]

Merci de m’avoir éclairé sur un problème aussi obscur 🙏🏾

[@eamonnleyden7040]

After my sadly passed away Irish Da your my 3rd favourite commentator I am second but when I pass away I’m donating my second place to you.

[@trackzero0]

Dulce is fire!!

[@stupidanarchist]

Naw

[@lovetafrank7852]

She sure is.

[@_Twink]

More of John please 👍

[@LazyJack2003]

“Well, Jake, he fell asleep.” Bravo, Maggie.

[@Ernesto_Gonzalez]

5:56 The Battle of Gettysburg it’s the motive? Explain to the judge 🧑‍⚖️

[@amandatracy6137]

Thank you for yelling for us John. We missed you.

[@justinmas299]

Well done DS

[@ur22much2]

Barron is the lucky one, the last thing the kid needs is his daddy using his graduation as a rally venue.

[@luciavolino6136]

Dulce is great. Love her!

[@johnsieverssr8288]

Love Jon ❤

[@andrewstrongman305]

Imagine if the US and allies had expended this kind of effort from Day 1 of the Russian invasion of Ukraine...

[@guardianoffire8814]

Israel knows how the political systems in the United States, UK and other Western countries work.... that is politicians and their families love receiving money indirectly. Israel uses the loans that US give them to give campaign money to politicians to both American parties through local Jewish organizations to get more money, weapons and preferential treatment than any other ally.

[@ValentinaRacing1]

Im for Trump . But John Stewart is badass. He would be Bidens best Secretary of state. How many countries was invaded under Trump?

[@andrewstrongman305]

@@ValentinaRacing1 ROFL, what kind of idiot would admit (on a world-wide platform) to be pro-Trump in 2024? Btw, you seem to have bought the lie that the Russian invasion wouldn't have happened if the worst President in US history was still in charge. Also, who has stalled US aid for 6 months? Both Dems and Reps want it, but nah, Donny and MAGA say no.

[@larynOneka8080]

Imagine if the 2014 coup In Ukraine never happened.

[@andrewstrongman305]

@@larynOneka8080 You mean popular revolution. The Ukrainian people chose Europe over Russia.

[@thatjeff7550]

I do hope Dulce becomes the permanent host of TDS. While I loved all the hosts I think she's the funniest one to listen to.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Love this show!

[@MrRetlahcub]

The JS show, even though satirical, insults more than half the people of your country; much of it isn't even very funny; it's PUERILE and pathetic, how the Dems have deliberately divided what was once a great nation. 12 years of spineless Obama & Biden have almost destroyed the USA.

[@blueseaswimmer1]

i didn't know how much i missed him ❤

[@ronmcguire9045]

Christopher Lloyd looked really young in that cameo 👍

[@michaelgiddings195]

Trumps Lawyers Obviously have told him Not to Snort Adderall when going to Court, save that for those Nut Case Rallys.

[@Aogami20]

As a white man I can confirm that my dogs are on my mind 24/7 and I refuse to be ashamed of it

[@jenswetter251]

You're on his 24/7, that's "human/doggan", and that's the way it should be

[@friskydingo5370]

Happy 420 everyone 😊

[@NECKBRACEBRO]

🌿 🚬🌿🚬💚🤎💚🤎

[@Mikerille]

Did he say Robert E Lee wasn’t in favor anymore his last time visiting PA…..homie Robert E Lee was the confederate general 😭 he was never in favor in PA

[@Grandhotel256]

Gaza has $450 billion worth of oil and gas resources underneath it why isn’t anyone talking about this? BiBi has taken ownership of it. It belongs to the Palestinian people.

[@craigbrowning9448]

Gettysburg it was Very Tremendous!

[@keiyakins]

Dulcé's "Irish accent" sounds like she's doing Mr Krabs doing a bad accent. And honestly I'm here for it.

[@LambieSamba]

Dulce: across Ireland. According to the 2022 Census of Population, 67,546 people identify as Black or Black Irish with an African background

[@oraaarunance]

She is perfect for this show!❤

[@DawnDavidson]

“Maybe the problem … is with you.” 😂😂😂

[@Seilolo]

“No longer in favor”? When was Robert E. Lee IN favor outside of the south?

[@mayari_parlanchina]

Dulcé is THE BEST 😆

[@leontinemccain5170]

What never get's mentioned in the media when talking about this Iran attack is that they let the world know like 3 days before. Raissi did this as a kind of virtue signalling response to the attack on the Iranian embassy in Syria. I'm kinda disappointed Jon didn't mention this.

[@zakirali8721]

Jon never fails to bring out the truth bw the lines. 😂

[@rachels.8051]

lol, I love Maggie Haberman 😂

[@martavillanueva1062]

Lookn' adorable!!!! Awesome comedic delivery!

[@northstar9able]

... you talking about Trump fragrances...?😵‍💫seriously!! ?? .... 😅 🤣

[@marymakin6488]

Fabulous!!!

[@seanbabi]

We don’t care about other anchors. Jon Stewart videos and Jon Stewart videos only

[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

WWIII? Sorry, newscaster, you are no Orwell. Oh, forgot, great show, Jon.

[@jenswetter251]

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength - it sounds like the Republicans program under Trump, and it frightens me so much that people might vote such a party into power

[@LilacPledge]

Iran: “heads up heads up!!!” Foul Ball!!! 🤣🤣

[@miguelpaul1164]

Diaper Don will have to sit in his SOILED DIAPERS until Hon. Judge Merchan calls a break, then Waltine Nauta can change his diaper.

[@13699111]

America's 50 years of the race to the bottom continues sadly

[@orchid6699]

You clearly haven't been to other countries

[@shinigamicthulu6225]

@@orchid6699we’re talking about america though

[@GirmaKassa-ip7ht]

It was a racist country before 50 years. Its only downhill for you

[@Turai12]

​@@orchid6699USA is worse than the majority of Europe. Your point?

[@Turai12]

Not like the US have ever been great to begin with.