Jonas Brothers for DS is a real game (LONG COMPILATION)

[@TheEndangeredBertVert]

Joe Jonas. The JoJo that Araki didn't want us to know about

[@fcomolineiro7596]

what Jonas is the best jo?

[@tennis_baby]

Normies: Joseph/Jotaro/Giorno is the best jojo! Me, an intellectual: *Joe Jonas*

[@sayliyuf3727]

What's his stand

[@thewitchdoctors749]

SAYLI YUF gotta make it big time

[@salvatorerapuano5560]

God fucking damn it i was just coming down here to make that joke

[@cowking6426]

This game was actually the first DS game I've ever gotten It was a gift from my great grandmother, who thought this was what people my age liked

[@duckyducktm9197]

You mean people of your age didn't like *JONAS* for the DS?!?

[@gabigote1439]

@@duckyducktm9197 i liked it v: It was fun Specially since i just wanted smthing to pass the time xd

[@marcydawn0_o]

"y'all just ever eat beans" -Saltydkdan 2019

[@shshyie]

15:29 why does salty animorph into vinesauce Joel upon laying eyes upon the white vans

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

Omg I didn’t even catch that 🤣

[@hepatitisf7495]

He does that a lot in this tbh

[@ForestEvergreene]

I hate that out of everything I’ve ever experienced I remember this. **DEEP INHALE** The plot of one of the episodes was that it was their mom’s birthday and A) wanted to make a cake B) convert their old home movies to digital However in the process of making a cake they used a colander instead of a bowl and constantly poured batter into it. This got batter all over the home movie tapes and ruined them. That’s why they were ruined

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

How... how do you mistake a colander for a bowl? How is that physically possible?

[@sewerbrawl]

@@danielgiovanniello7217 think kevin pulled it out???? portrayed him as the dumb as bricks one.

[@schufck5272]

Do you also remember why that one blond girl indicated to have a birthday present for the mother of other students?

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

@@danielgiovanniello7217 well it's in the shape of a bowl idk what those holes are about buts it's a bowl

[@henryapplebottom7231]

*how*

[@secondsnerp]

Nothing more I wanted then the *L O N G B R O T H E R S*

[@hyphema]

Longas brothers

[@theghattlings8995]

Uh oh

[@theghattlings8995]

S. T. I. N. K. Y

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

But they’re missing _L O N G_ Dennis!

[@popplio7891]

1:00:19 For all of you who need a reference when speed running Jonas on Nintendo DS

[@popplio7891]

44:29 Don’t tell anyone I said this. But when I told Salty that he could kill Frankie for the true ending by collecting all the clothes in Jonas for Nintendo DS... I LIED. I deceived your Damn Daniel Meme God, and none of you were the wiser.

[@__VQ__]

How dare you. You've gone against The Jonas Book of Law.

[@dumbassdiana9367]

Not as bad as when I asked him if he wanted to be an anime girl apparently (41:33)

[@RudoMike21]

This was a popplio8791 moment

[@nekotj_]

0:16 Woah there, salty that was almost a pro gamer moment.

[@dombjomb]

Pewdiepie moment

[@diet_water5455]

@@dombjomb …oh god

[@RowletGameing]

joe jonas is so fast because he practices the joestar family technique

[@Kimonia6]

He's a JoJo!

[@alexariester5837]

Pushing the crate across the conveyor belt is exactly where I got stuck years ago

[@SmoothTurtle840]

12:36 Your Plankton impression has no business being that good

[@emily99]

I’m so glad you included all of the late game suffering and insanity 😂 there was a notable lack of screaming and anger in the shorter compilation lmao

[@emily99]

this is still some of my fave salty content, and i'm not just saying that just because i saw most of this live on stream lmao

[@emily99]

damn emily, back at it again with watching this compilation for the millionth time!

[@pookiegaming75]

Salt child, welcome back from the speed wagon foundation hospital, I hope you’re ready because we’re about to go fight DIO

[@jetjaguarjunkyard7302]

Salt Platinum

[@laslosermcuseless1574]

I don't get it

[@jetjaguarjunkyard7302]

lasloser mc useless then watch jojo my boy

[@laslosermcuseless1574]

@@jetjaguarjunkyard7302 Is that the one were Jesus tells a paraplegic man to kill the president and there's a dinosaur guy who is the parallel universe version of a bisexual vampire. That jojo

[@Dogman_35]

Never have I seen a man devolve into insanity as hard as Salty playing a fucking Jonas game. I'm afraid.

[@NoobifyGamer]

at 40:34 that is when salty broke, when he was told "not funny didnt laugh" and "snap, that's going in my cringe compilation"

[@MattHedgern]

Complete with a song from a heckin Godzilla movie

[@joejoejoe3]

I've gotta say, this video was completely and utterly Abe-a-licious! god help us all

[@mattismatt1502]

At 20:44 it looks like Frankie say’s “your missing the best part” and then the mom starts crying because stupid Frankie is talking to her.

[@YetiBaby]

revolutionizing Jonas speedrunning with the now legendary and iconic Jonas clip... this is where it started... watching history makes me smile.

[@lol._.3927]

Salty please play I carly 2 I join the click for Nintendo wii.

[@Devilmonkey667]

I own all the iCarly games for the wii sadly

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

"Become a D gamer!" -SaltyDkDan 2019

[@Blarth5960]

I dont watch livestreams at all but if someone whole shtick was playing shitty licenses games all the way through i would actually be very interested.

[@skellybones271]

My favourite thing about salty is that by his own rules, he’d be banned from his own chat

[@quantumblur_3145]

That's how rules usually work with unruly mobs

[@themaskedchild9285]

Jonas clip Jonas clip

[@cringecande_9352]

Gamer Gamer

[@kadoharp]

Stop Stop

[@Coco_GS]

What did we learn today? You too can become a Disney gamer with the power of the Jonas brothers for the Nintendo DS

[@Sindowne]

And on that day, Derek truly understood what it meant to be Burgh Thursdays.

[@watermelonpepsi7864]

i remember one night when i was really sleep deprived and i was watching this and i couldn't stop laughing.

[@supreme-ss777]

If the music sounds familiar, it's because it was composed by Altron, who also made the Phineas and Ferb DS games. Some of the music indeed sounds similar, too.

[@markcharles5947]

This is one of my favourite salty videos cause it’s just him talking to himself for an hour straight

[@Pr0blatic]

this might genuinely be my favorite video ever

[@cray-seacoral]

DGamer? That gave me flashbacks back when I used to play Tinkerbell shovelware.

[@inkybirb46]

At the end salty just becomes the joker

[@LunarSpoonHasFun]

I used to work a landscaping job for a school district during the summer where I'd go around mowing grass and trimming bushes, and one day when I was pulling weeds at a high school, I found Jonas Brothers for DS buried in the dirt. I never played it.

[@henryapplebottom7231]

That's uh.... That's the start to a creepypasta if I ever heard it.

[@Foxking437]

@@henryapplebottom7231 *_insert unoriginal Creepypasta joke here_* But for real I could see this being a case of an old Jonas brothers fan dying and getting their soul latched to the cartridge with this guy playing the game trying to find out who they are and freeing them

[@mafuyuasahina985]

Watching salty cry over damn daniel is a beautiful sight.

[@RandovMan]

"Oh yeah girl give me your Rockstar Juice." -Salty (2019)

[@thedrewster0408]

Play Cory in the House on DS.

[@NEUTR0NDANCE]

I got this at a store for my friend as a gag gift. It cost me 50 cents

[@avilovewell7091]

It's my Sunday off, I've worked all week with little sleep. I've done all I need to fill out my scholarships and I'm laying down enjoying the only free time I have. And how, you may ask, did I spend my time? *_Watching Salty play Jonas Brothers for DS_*

[@dimi.33]

Plankton saying trans rights is what I needed in my life

[@thewitchdoctors749]

I’m sorry but Plankton is wrong

[@johnathom-v3y]

The Witch Doctors O K B O O M E R

[@thewitchdoctors749]

Tyree Flores ok boomer

[@hylianhylidae6534]

@@thewitchdoctors749 ok boomer

[@johnathom-v3y]

The Witch Doctors I don’t think you know what the phrase means

[@ZenizhivGreen]

Games like this, are the only game that can actually break a human mind

[@dimi.33]

Holy shit I completely forgot about Dgamer! I used to go on there and make avatars all the time lol.

[@Skonris]

Yes. This long compilation is perfect. More of these would be great.

[@Storymaker1316]

Joe Jonas is a jojo

[@tar.and.feather]

when JONAS is in town so you have a seizure 10:15

[@DiegoMartinez-id9ds]

The Jonas book of law is the key to salvation

[@jordanjoestar9096]

Cant accept gifts but can steal spiderman quotes apparently

[@SclungoShmonky]

The Jonas brothers experience that i have been waiting for

[@iummm4582]

Salty, how dare you confuse one industrially produced boy band for another lol

[@jakepasseri5137]

8:28 damn, the Jonas brothers game really did predict clout chasing

[@wafflekiller5148]

Talks putting on school uniform Salty: puts on bulletproof vest

[@duckyducktm9197]

Same thing right?- :,]

[@diet_water5455]

*MR. JONAS BROTHER GET DOWN!*

[@bunnybuttons2832]

I un-ironically bought this when I was younger and couldn't get past the first crate conveyor belt puzzle.

[@MemeDealer69]

Salty is my favorite Jonas brother

[@laurenismeme]

55:17 has my dying, and I have no idea why THEY JUST HAVE HATS ON-

[@BoneJangles8780]

I think I witnessed a man going insane in real time

[@PurpleStarryGalaxy]

This is a true D GAMER moment

[@jhvids7889]

9:51 Every copy of JONAS for DS is personalized

[@dhampir_days]

2:05 no joke, I can shake my pupils. I have voluntary nystagmus, meaning I can make my pupils vibrate and even rotate on certain occasions. I only learned the name for it recently, after years of people telling me not to do it around them because it freaked them out. I think I accidentally trained myself into doing it because I wanted to be like those anime characters with the glistening/shaking pupils

[@sewerbrawl]

i had this game and i remember during the cake making minigame i had no stylus to complete the game effectively so i used my dsi charger. i proceeded to press hard as hell onto the screen and make circles, scratching the screen up forever. my biggest win. i miss playing this game :(

[@Stupidfunnelol2288]

15:05 The diary of a JONAS brother

[@superstarzz3959]

_”Y’all just ever eat beans?”_

[@azi2318]

I remember crying when I was younger because I couldn’t get past stirring the batter. I don’t think I ever got past it tbh.

[@joshuatavares326]

This video was totally abe-a-licious.

[@wabuukekcroc8842]

This is the content that I’ve been waiting for. This is actually EPIC

[@anthonycooper6441]

I watched this right before I went to bed last night, causing me to have a dream where I was a new member of the Jonas brothers. Here is some of the dialogue: Kevin: Hey bro, I have a crush on our teacher, should I tell her to give the class extra credit so she could like me. Nick: I don’t know man the class could end up hating us Joe: *Y* *E* *S*

[@jo1382]

My name is jonas and hearing salty fucking yell JONAS every five seconds is scaring the shit out of me send help

[@kaneb0]

You need to start the Jonas speedrunning community

[@Toon_Lucario]

21:18 if this video was made today there would be a lean joke

[@SuperEekie64]

I'm not sure what's better: the Secret Jonas Clip itself, or the fact that it made Salty say "fucking ni-" which is great out-of-context

[@diet_water5455]

Pewdiepie moment

[@cornbread3711]

Thank God you made a longer one, last time there wasn't enough Jonas to satisfy my hunger. Thank-you Saltydkdan.

[@sammys_stuff4248]

holy shit I remember a game EXACTLY LIKE THIS but it was with phineas and ferb

[@Fanwithnoimator]

I think I had that game once

[@bogiewoods3037]

This entire video my brain was just repeating "Jonas Venture Jr. Museum of Jonas Venture" over and over again

[@rainphee]

about to try and sleep to this after taking my insomnia meds that give me insane dreams. i'll report back if i have violent nightmares

[@jakfang5]

29:19 i made the funny salt man laugh i am very epic and cool

[@obamas.big.juicy.bazingaz3383]

Nice photo.

[@MrClams-jd9zd]

2:04, the moment that you tried to assassinate me by making laugh and choke on the oranges I was eating

[@31nic]

i listened to this while working on art and i could not be more content with my life as of 10/30/2019

[@JanathanTran]

Fuck me dude, I can't believe how nostalgic seeing the Disney Games menu and character creator is. It was like a slap to the face, I think I got whiplash.

[@kingcandyhorns]

27:06 thats the second time i seen a khonijin house reference on your channel. You have good taste in anime.

[@TheRPGNerd]

this reminds me of the wizards of waverly place game i had as a kid. there was this one unbelievably hard potion making minigame and i have no idea why it was so hard but to this day i have only ever gotten past it once or twice.

[@ridlo6437]

Me, after procrastinating for 3 hours watching Salty videos (no joke): Ok, I should REALLY get my work started Salty, THE FOOL: *POSTS 1 HOUR LONG VERSION OF JONAS BROTHERS FOR DS* Me: *heavy breath* yo love him or hate hi-

[@dbsfoxyfnafpokemon8032]

Salty becomes Salty and Mentally Insane at a Jonas DS Game: The Movie

[@aswertyuiol]

so why is this the funniest fucking thing in the world

[@waffletoast215]

Now that the Jonas Brothers are back together they better make a second shovelware game so Salty can play it

[@animegodz6981]

My god the nostalgia is overflowing.

[@naenaebaby2104]

Derek has achieved heaven with the laugh track

[@izuyo3391]

damb that plankton was pretty good

[@WILLthePILL6]

Frankie: Enemy of mankind

[@likeapro4242]

54:02 if I’m being honest, that is just the description of the final boss of Mario Party DS’s story mode. Just with more punching the blocks instead of carefully pulling them out to restack them

[@Sapphaura]

Why was this in my recommended, jesus christ that was chaotic

[@moxxiepeppino]

39:05 HOMESTAR RUNNER JUMP SCARE

[@sennyside]

"I'm gonna make this look as much like me as possible" 30 seconds later: Super Saiyan Buzz Lightyear

[@victorortega6139]

2:13 me when Salty predicts

[@mikehawk4388]

Kevin's model kinda looks like Jerry Seinfeld, so... Yeah, guess I have a favorite Jonas Brother now!

[@zimternet]

abe-a-licious definition makes terezi loco

[@evanslegoanimation]

she wants to know the secrets that she can’t taste in my photo

[@astroicarus9089]

6:14 the fact that this kinda happened to nick Jonas irl is wild, salty can tell the future (but only about the Jonas brothers)

[@corasharktale]

damn he loses his goddamn mind in this one and it’s hilarious

[@popolor2134]

damn, Salty is playing one of my childhood games.

[@sugarbxnny741]

I used to have this game, the nostalgia :’)

[@danieltreshner4955]

I love that it's promoting celebrities to be of an even higher level of god status.

[@mr.memesauce2547]

This video made me laugh so hard i think i had a migrane... Thank you salty

[@cr4b4ppl]

salty getting shocked at the 'secret jonas clip' is now the funniest shit on the internet

[@nxcromancyy]

I heard Christmas is creepy and my heart fucking sank, thanks a lot