Jonathan Pie: LOCKDOWN episode 2

[@garax1548]

Are we just gonna watch Pie descend into alcoholism

[@caitgems1]

Best thing for him

[@joiedeceivre]

No we're gonna watch him ascend into alcoholism

[@Sharon-lj8kb]

😅🤣😅i don't drink.....normally...but these are unprecedented times!Fck it ...i think i'll join him in the name of solidarity😁👍👍

[@p4rtan3n]

We are.

[@geminisundone]

Yes. :)

[@Herbiesainty]

As someone who works at Tesco. I am so happy for what you said in the first minute of this

[@aymanfazeli6605]

Piesolation.

[@OMGAnotherday]

Ayman Fazeli - Clever 👍🏼😂

[@neilsinger865]

@@OMGAnotherday not ed harris ,,,robert duval

[@DennisMoore664]

"It's time to act like it and be a part of society by locking your door and staying as far away from society as you possibly can" - Being waiting my whole life to be this kind of hero.

[@jaydeeoldboy9903]

Pie gets an extra 10 points in the vid for having vodka, a pot noodle, and Steam open on his PC. Damn good night.

[@christianadams9114]

Yes , I'd given up computer games altogether....now I've uploaded Medieval total war 2, in order to download the mod, Third Age Total War - Divide and Conquer V4....26 different factions. I guess I have time to play as every single one of them now. Years from now: "What were you doing during the Apocalypse mate", response: "Defeating Sauron, and wanking, with the odd break standing on my roof" I'd be better off having a fabulous furry freak brother amount of herb too...I mean why not at this point!

[@abigailslade3824]

Jaydee OldBoy only missing a few reefers

[@dayegilharno4988]

@@abigailslade3824 Yeah, I went into quarantine about 10 days ago due to unclear symtoms and no testing available here, and binged my stock away within the first week. Best days this year so far... looking forward to helicopter weed for everybody!

[@tomg5187]

Jaydee OldBoy Awesome! 😃

[@Draclord35]

I was wondering if it was Steam. XD

[@scapulir]

Need this after just working a 13 hour shift on a Covid ward..

[@diarmidohare2978]

It's just the right kinda Pie after a hard day at it for you frontliners and cap doffed. That said if you're a 'Withnail & I' fan at all they have cracking FB page where you can interact with like minded souls and quote the movie whether relevant or not. My point being it's another great wee place to decompress through rants or jocularity or by just chatting or laughing at others posts. Just a pointer to another great place to ease out of the GRIND...Be well & take care...D :)

[@disavowalf3351]

scapulir...thank you, I hope you're well and have all the PPE you need. Thank you so much for all you, and your colleagues, are doing 😷💕

[@michaelcain721]

scapulir the country is indebted to you. Thank you so much, please stay safe ❤️

[@chasidahL]

Me too, scapulir. Such a tonic. Stay safe. We'll get through this........

[@michelegagne5169]

I doubled over with laughter when you walked into the room with that potted plant...newly bought at the flower market.

[@MrOitoyboy]

Michèle Gagné aye, that was class.

[@JavierCanteros]

I had a volcano-ish laugh burst!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikemorton954]

Top notch.

[@Grifftinderpals]

Thanks for explaining that...?

[@michelegagne5169]

@@Grifftinderpals I knew everyone would get it, it was the price tag that got me rolling.

[@buckybarnes5241]

Oh. My. God. The payoff with the potted plant is one of the best humor builds I've seen in years. Well done, sir! Great work!

[@OmniSzron]

I lost it when he brought in the potted plant. 😂 Also, he's got Steam running on his computer while he's ranting and drinking vodka. My man. 👍

[@charliechaplin5240]

Does he own Red Dead Redemption II ? That's the question.

[@adambrickley1119]

What's Steam?

[@ghostdog4330]

He strikes me as a world of tanks sort of guy...

[@charliechaplin5240]

@@adambrickley1119 The World's Great Game Store

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

@@adambrickley1119 Video game download service. It's free to use and there's free games, along with independent and probably some AAA.

[@BigBadDon1893]

retail workers are the back bone of this country. F*ckin spot on!

[@Vanadeo]

Cheers mate.. It's hard to be polite when you see the same faces every day. Queing outside ... If didnt need to go to work I would be staying in.. Got pleanty of food in the freezer... I got my needs and I aint worried about my wants.. Only want I am worried about is not wanting this fucking virus.

[@UNSCMarine117]

Retail workers, delivery drivers, medical professionals, I'm guessing everyone is going to have a new found respect for them after this is all over. I sure as hell have.

[@wandak3025]

@@Vanadeo That is so true it's like trying to dodge the bullet.

[@midgetwars1]

He must be loving this, no longer having to do makeup, suits going outside. Just write, talk and then Steam.

[@niallmartin9063]

midgetwars1 still brilliant 🌞

[@kristopherkartchner1856]

I was just going to mention Steam in the background

[@rosscoe8674]

That feel when you're watching Jonathon Pie ranting about society while drinking vodka, and you look over and see your own glass of vodka.

[@jacobhinchliffe6237]

Nothing and it's 3am

[@Chris-Top-HerB]

Ed Harris? Nope, that was Robert Duvall. CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

[@manpetepetrop8034]

Hey i was looking for the same comment Ed Harris was just 29 back then - Apocalypse Now (1979)

[@siener]

Yup, came here to say that. Glad I'm not the only person who noticed

[@Chris-Top-HerB]

@@siener My favourite film of all time.

[@kwaailight]

Robert Duvall yeah 😁

[@stephenwright8824]

British irony: "Charlie Don't Surf" was also a pretty good song by the Clash. (Undoubtedly named after the APOCALYPSE NOW line)

[@krausebeats]

My man's got Steam open on the monitor. I'm now wondering what games Jonathan Pie plays

[@darkmessenger84]

He should do a gaming channel

[@Endeva09]

Not even joking Jonathan Pie commentating over him playing computer games, especially something like Civilisation, would be absolutely fantastic

[@lancestryker]

He'd probably play Not For Broadcast

[@FutureAlien]

The Tropico series and Papers, Please.

[@nathanaelraynard2641]

@@Endeva09 oh man strategy games with him commentating, it'll be friggin awesome

[@jakequi]

4:06 Steam open and a pot noodle on the desk. True man of culture.

[@lyooyiylklykyokyklky]

Watching this 4 years later is really interesting. Like a time capsule, it's so easy to forget how things were back then. I'm front line NHS. I didn't want accolades, just wanted to do my job. But it was hard. We were so busy, all the normal stuff was still happening, but we had to deal with COVID on top of that. RIP notices coming in much more frequently, you'd get couples going within days of each other. We had a critical incident where a care home got hammered with it, killed half the residents but all the staff got it so we had to move the surviving residents (most of whom had COVID) into other care homes because there wasn't the staff to look after them. I think that home got torn down after, they built houses there now. Whilst we were like that, it seemed unending, but now it almost seems foreign, like it never really happened.

[@reeeenorreenor3142]

Yeah

[@8jijjoo126]

Jonathan Pie's Descent into Alcoholism : Part 2

[@civis.revixit]

He's clawed his way to the top. I think he's entitled to drink his way back down again.

[@mercedesblack7828]

I dont blame him for having a drink. I just hope he isn't over-indulging regularly for his own health. Certainly a clever man by far. He wears Lee Evans crown now.

[@chriscorben-green2640]

Pie is descending into alcoholism in as a audition for the chronic alcoholic hacks at RedLetterMedia.

[@civis.revixit]

@@mercedesblack7828 it's a spoof. That's his specialty. Spoofs.

[@mercedesblack7828]

@@civis.revixit No he genuinely looked intoxicated.

[@northbaseuk882]

People think they are "sticking it to the man" when in reality they are sticking it to their nan.

[@goetzvonb123]

A very well scripted and performed act. Your love and attention for detail, the timing and irony of the conclusion - impressive. Qualitiy content on a regular basis. Best crisis ever!

[@georgiajeff912]

This is definitely one of my all time favourites. Thank you Mr Pie. 🤗👏

[@steadmanuhlich6734]

"It was carnage, it was devastation, in twenty or so years of journalism, I have never seen anything like that, that is the closest I have come to a war zone...but this wasn't Vietnam, this was the deli counter at TESCO."

[@mnirwin5112]

That was truly hilarious.

[@mandsc4120]

😆😂😂😂😂😂

[@sfshinz]

“The horror…the horror…” Also, Ed Harris wasn’t in Apocalypse Now, but that was the vodka talking.

[@FionaEm]

"You shouldn't have bought the pot plant" 🤣

[@homey1455]

keep them coming we need a laugh now more than ever

[@oyblech8671]

and he needs a rant and a drink now more than ever, win-win

[@rusenotable]

This is the guy whom you can listen everyday without any misunderstanding. He also speaks clearly so that everybody can easily understand what he’s saying.

[@trinaholman4083]

"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things. ~ Terry Pratchett, Jingo

[@o5h123]

Trina Holman Jingo and Small Gods should be compulsory reading

[@tarico4436]

"Them" by Joyce Carol Oates is required reading.

[@terrybarnes5343]

Yes you are right us and them means nobody takes responsibility cos to us we are us but to them them we are them. We are them and they are us

[@Zenhumanist]

Ed Harris was also brilliant as the mob’s lawyer in the Godfather. Has to be said.

[@benjones5114]

SàiGònMan not forgetting his role as the retiring Police detective in Falling Down

[@Smittumi]

Thank God someone else noticed this, it was giving me headache.

[@neiljohnson5413]

It was Robert Duvall not Ed Harris in Apocalypse Now

[@Zenhumanist]

Neil Johnson I think Jonathan’s aware of that.

[@alguitarchristie]

@@neiljohnson5413 And in the Godfather it was Robert Duval :)

[@timytimeerased]

Its amazing what you can do when you're creative. This was as good as videos you made before the lockdown.

[@338dean]

Johnathan this channel is the only thing keeping my spirits up thankyou

[@drunkensailor112]

Seeing the quality of this I can't help myself but hope Jonathan stays in lockdown for a long time.

[@Medwaytaichisociety]

You get a like, not only for your comment, but because your profile pic is from Shenmue.

[@drunkensailor112]

@@Medwaytaichisociety let me like you right back as a shenmue fan to another

[@diekssus7194]

I lost it when he walked in with the potplant

[@gee3883]

Ha ha just read your comment after I posted the same above I just added one extra word, great minds eh.

[@ronfrank8503]

All that was missing was “Wilson” sat in the corner 😂

[@AgentRafa]

Wilson!!!!!! Wilsooooooon!!!!!! Aaaaaargh!!!!

[@Chazebrimbor]

Hello Jonathan.. You look nice

[@chris.bilson]

Spot on as always. Coming in with the plant was class.

[@mattyb6263]

Steam open on his computer screen, hahaha classic

[@chriso2705]

Probably playing Cities Skylines, building his personal Utopia. 🤣😂

[@pjames116]

Brilliant, was looking forward to seeing you live in April St Albans, gutted! Hopefully in the future. You are a legend!

[@PhilT81]

Thanks for doing another one of these Tom, it’s good to laugh at a time like this. Humour has always been the most effective way of dealing with tragedy.

[@Silverpup67]

I’ll wait for Jonathan react to Boris getting infected.

[@bobb-singapore9066]

Love this. Made my day. Cheers!

[@Neo-wx5qo]

These are utterly brilliant. More please!

[@decam5329]

'I love the smell of coleslaw in the morning.' ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dr.johannesmunch891]

Smells like victory

[@gravibreaker99]

4:08 Pie has Steam open. Mission: Friend Jonathan Pie on Steam.

[@toxiclunch]

The Good Boi yep same.

[@jammyonion1342]

Oh mate you are literally killing me 😂😂💚 thank you

[@theekim6625]

This is so great! Thanks so much. You just nailed it

[@p_adam19]

I fear this lockdown might bring his schizophrenic character Tom back. Seems to be fine for now.

[@nathanhobson1142]

After watching this I'm seriously regretting that I didn't stock up on vodka several weeks ago.

[@vladsnape6408]

He has the really good (but well priced) one: Русский Стандарт

[@bookashkin]

Maybe you can trade some of your bog roll for it on the black market.

[@jamesfanner1024]

ahh the alcoholism continues

[@chrisneedham5803]

I was thinking what's happened to all the junkies and drunks. How do they get on now?

[@Sharon-lj8kb]

@jsak...home delivery😅🤣😅

[@neildavies2276]

@@chrisneedham5803 my wife saw one of our local homeless guys today while she was delivering food to her grandpa. Said homeless guy was sat out enjoying the sunshine, but I suppose you can't stay at home if you don't have one...

[@neildavies2276]

@@chrisneedham5803 and as for the drug dealers, did they get the alert from the govt on their trap phones? That'd kick in some major paranoia!

[@chrisneedham5803]

@@neildavies2276 ........ nice story about the homeless guy, maybe he gets more hand outs now

[@FrancesShear]

Thanks for setting a good example for people including me on constructive things to do at home while wating for this pandemic to end after being told by more than one person to stay at home.

[@OutlyingOkapi]

This is keeping me going through quarantine, glad to hear someone with some common sense 😂

[@hoickprof]

This is delightful. I laughed more then I have in weeks while watching this video.

[@dt7717]

Can't believe all that time he was talking about himself 🤣

[@gamblemadman]

It's a brilliant twist.

[@FlyingPigUnited]

4:20 cheeky king size curry pot noodle and a glass of vodka, breakfast of champions.

[@stephaneherringtoniowritin9180]

Hello Pig!

[@lawrencesimmons5093]

Mate you now have time to read Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. Do it.

[@R-bobo]

Wasn't that Robert Duvall loving the smell of napalm in the morning?

[@countmein33]

He was playing drunk.

[@steveblack1020]

Yet another superb piece of social commentary. Pie is the greatest invention since Monty Python.

[@10sweeneyr]

Love the fact that Steam is running on his pc

[@rinnywee]

I think I just fell in love with you. It's the learnedness that did it.

[@TheSuzberry]

“With personal freedom comes personal responsibility.”

[@theobreakspear3068]

"You can't have both" XD

[@MemeGang420]

"You have a responsibility to be a part of society, you are a part of society"

[@D4n1t0o]

Sounds like Jordan Peterson talk! Torches and pitchforks to Pie' Apartment, Angry Mobbers!

[@andyh444]

Bang on. Sense of entitlement, that grates me like little else. Once again, great video, very strong on the dark humour 😄

[@combatactionscully]

“Helping the worst of humanity with their bagging errors” lmao

[@mickdarabuka7778]

Tom Walker, salute to you. You nail it on multiple levels. Very fine work.

[@vanesaamillolatorre5]

" I love the smell of coleslaw. In the morning" masterpiece. Homage from Spain.

[@richardwild5131]

Absolutely brilliant. Spot on.

[@Theinternalrewrite]

The beauty of this character is how mortified he is at his own hypocrisy. He knows he's top of his own list of people he despairs of. He's allowed to rant about the worst of humanity because he's one of them. He knows how truly bad he is and perhaps only continues in the hope he can be a cautionary tale for his child's generation. Brilliant.

[@hannahweston6185]

Worst of humanity is a bit harsh

[@Obsidian-10101]

Just subscribed, I'm prepared to watch Pie everyday during this lockdown for the foreseeable future!

[@republiceviil]

“Never read any of them “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@avrilfarrell2751]

Love it cant wait to see you in November!

[@eddiegremlin]

Remember thatcher.. the one who said, “there’s no such thing as society”...

[@dungtrumpet5490]

Blaming someone who hasn't been Prime Minister for nearly 30 years? Time for you to seek out some intense therapy once this crisis is over.

[@kendoknackersackee]

While we're at it, let's also remember her mate Norman who told people to 'get on yer bike' and I'm not talking about those exercise bikes for pretentious yuppies. Never trust a tory. 😁

[@eddiegremlin]

Dung Trumpet she started it, it continues today. Sounds like you’re part of the problem... Then, it’s all in your name, huh 💩

[@samdoesvids1339]

@@dungtrumpet5490 I mean...she was PM for 11 years...and she did set the economic and social rules of our society...so, the consumer culture and crumbling institutions can be at least partially blamed on her legacy at the very least...

[@dungtrumpet5490]

@@samdoesvids1339 And she's been gone for nearly 30 years. Neu Arbeit had their chance. Why didn't they do a wholesale wiping out of her legacy if she's so wicked?

[@MyChannel-di2ho]

Best thing on the internet...well done sir...thank you

[@jimmyturner4909]

this guy is too funny everyone stay safe

[@connorcook7522]

He's just a distraction for all you peasants for what the elite are implementing.

[@TommyWylie]

@@connorcook7522 Wouldn't you rather be watching Alex Jones?

[@connorcook7522]

@@TommyWylie That ridiculed man, that despite the fact, has been proven right about many things? Doesn't seem like a bad idea. Better than watching this midwit Johnathan Pie.

[@connorcook7522]

@R Tim He predicted 9/11.

[@kieranive8763]

vodka, pot noodle, and steam running in the background. Pie's got this lockdown business figured out. so, so good.

[@PeteBurns-ly4rk]

Been watching you for years Pie. This self isolation series is fantastic, just like your brexit coverage. However I do now have the urge to go out and buy a pot plant.

[@JavierCanteros]

When that door opens and the plant enters, I almost died!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AP-fe9hm]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Plumduff3303]

Having been married for 20 years the lock down is no different to any other day.

[@thefairfaxcurator9450]

These are proper class 😂😂 I doubled over when the potted plant turned up 😂

[@portland-182]

Love the co-opted Spider-Man quote, and the deliberate Ed Harris error!

[@deirdretrotman2104]

What would life be without Pie!

[@ASLUHLUHC3]

After he said "I'm all right Jack" I said to myself "Keep your hands off of my stack. New car, caviar, four star daydream . Think I'll buy me a football team". It then took a good minute to figure out where the hell that came from

[@peterrenn6341]

How can ye have any pudding if ye don't eat yer meat? ;-)

[@iquestionexistence8730]

Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my Pie

[@sharonwashington8150]

Just so true,no holds barred, love him.

[@chasidahL]

Me too, Sharon.....

[@annalieff-saxby568]

Love the irony that Pie was obviously, himself, at the flower market.

[@IamBHM]

Gotta love British humor, with that subtle, ultimate punch line. A lot of people might miss it, but for those of us who didn't, it was our reward for paying attention. Much more respect for the audience's intelligence than a laugh-track comedy has.

[@nancysheppard4903]

Thanks for the Laugh, love these segments. too funny and too real

[@bradfordgoerss3242]

I could literally listen to him whinge ALL DAY and have a great quarantine. Much better than LBC...hahahahaha

[@glynissbolling4933]

You're hilarious; thank-you and God bless!!💕

[@kathowed]

So depressingly funny and telling. Oh, how I miss humanity…

[@acromiss]

Its things like these. Parents died in 2016. Isolation and the world on hault is hard. Seeing people still having Humor through this and having a laugh is all I got these days. Will tune in every day John!

[@richarddimeck4578]

C'mon pie, it was Robert Duvall who loves that smell in the morning 😂

[@garyjohnson9459]

He was drinking ‘vodka’ it was a deliberate error.

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

He knows

[@Kuriousape]

glad I "ctrl+f" for Duvall before I commented. :-)

[@shardlake]

Love it, now with a studio to be proud of, we want more Pie :)

[@johnathan2684]

“I love the smell of Cole slaw in the morning’ ... really Fam? Hilarious.

[@Slash1066]

I do so look forward to these rants!

[@reecetarrant5414]

4:46 As you can see, we see Jonathan Pie using one of the many essential services that will save our sanity throughout this lockdown: Steam.

[@rickyjerome14]

These videos are keeping me sane

[@brendangallagher732]

Bring back the Moomins

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

@Dahn really? I _loved_ them!

[@niallmartin9063]

Brendan Gallagher they never ever left big chap ☘️

[@hughstacey546]

Loving the metal shelf brackets .... enough time to at least get them straight now !

[@sadge45]

4:37 um I feel like someone is going to be getting a lot of friend requests on steam

[@LiquidIronTV]

can't make out the username lol

[@kida4313]

@@LiquidIronTV same. And I did try.

[@nasal_voicedretro9940]

Yeah, full screen on my telly squinting trying to see the Steam username :)

[@alhawkes6254]

Great piece mate. Sums up the hypocrisy perfectly.

[@pmt48th81]

There I was working from home when Jonathan posted episode 2. ;) You just made my day. P.S. I ran out of booze after 2 days. Got to buy more before everything is closed. I can't face the world going down the drain being sober.

[@angelagreen8221]

Bloody brilliant! Love Pie, all ways on the mark!, keep safe all stay in doors!, ❤️😁

[@TylerZed]

Why is "What's Jonathan playing on Steam?" my question? 4:08

[@toxiclunch]

Hunniepop

[@wizzkid3626]

Thank God for Jonathan... keeping us all sane..

[@Frakit007]

Give him a break, he is going stir crazy, like Ed Harris did in Grease!

[@georgiajeff912]

Nice one. 🤣

[@DaVane]

And Ed Harris in that film with the guy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. You know, the old one. Who was it? Ed Harris?

[@Zenhumanist]

Da' Vane A masterful performance.

[@chilliwraslin2510]

The Columbia road flower market line killed me, your description of them was 100% accurate

[@Peter-of2rf]

I think this is the beginning of alcoholic pie

[@TommyWylie]

Everyone has a few drinks now and then, and sit spouting off about everything.

[@ahmedalshalchi]

Yeah .... this is shit to happen when to lock up yourself with inner problem and anger... The drink to be your best friend is a disaster...

[@Peter-of2rf]

@@ahmedalshalchi Well he definitely does have anger!

[@alanmcoll101]

Love your work. Live long and prosper.