Jones' Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy

Meet Toby Jones. He will fight with you in court and watch your kids for $99.99.
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Toby Jones character created by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Copyright 2005 Ramiro Castro Jr.
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Oh and give Jones a call at the prepaid number!
Video Directed by Pedro Castro
Shot by Mike Larocco
Edited by Pedro Castro
Concept by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Script by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Based on the sketch by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Video Produced by Ramiro and Pedro Castro
Actor: Robert L. Hines
Special Thanks
Jim Gainer
Colin Gainer
Matt Gainer
Brian Skaj
Brian Fox
Matt Witkus

[@ddniel]

a lawyer, a barbecue store owner, a daycare owner, good at massages. this man is literally the definition of succesful

[@josiahallen6123]

Don’t forget truck rental and storage

[@hankhohn5017]

@@josiahallen6123 and TV producer

[@m4b9]

and he worked in a jail

[@otoyassunflower2131]

And a meme

[@mexican.peso.]

*god

[@ezzlon3241]

Jones is not responsible for stolen or damaged children - Jones

[@TheeNucas]

Oh no I would not want my child coming home in 2456467576837567 pieces

[@NefariousNumbskull]

64 bit intiture limit i see

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

@@NefariousNumbskull lmao

[@riceyoshi]

Molester free

[@nrggvrn5576]

In other words, Jones is free to steal and damage

[@danteasdale286]

The line that ALWAYS kills me is when he says “Jones got me this big ass check!” And it’s 50$… 50$ less than what he had to have paid for the service lmao

[@not_milk]

The check was big however. Just not the amount on it

[@tyzoid]

"Result Atypical"

[@anoon-]

OBJECTION! $49.99 less than what he had to have paid for the service!

[@edwardmarshall2035]

"You might need my legal services...... 'cause Imma sue you."

[@wikiwikiwee1]

Its not about the money, its about sending a message

[@Nn-3]

"I'm on call, 3 hours a day, 5 hours a week"

[@musicaldramaqueen]

I came to the comments for that

[@Thndrstrike]

"Jones is not responsible for stolen or damaged children."

[@tannerphillips4456]

Thndrstrike “this weeks activities” Wed: fill out w-2s Fri: big dog eat child

[@carterbowe9964]

Lol

[@redwolfe7049]

I love how the judge's robe is just his suit jacket worn backwards.

[@IAmKillEveryone]

OBJECTION! That is strictly hearsay and conjecture. I move to have it struck from the record.

[@rs7792]

Kill Everyone a

[@ir10031981]

8 years, and I have never subscribed to his channel.

[@neglesaks]

Kill Everyone I move top strike you from the record!

[@baronbrambeus]

Red Wolfe don’t forget the paid testimonial is the daycare shirt just inside out

[@aokami7096]

"My legal advice is don't have mo' children." -Toby Jones, best legal advisor.

[@therealjcon]

If only my siblings would take that advice 😅

[@fortunatebum]

Pretty much folks in their mid 30's now.

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

"Santa Claus ain't coming for none of y'all" is such a great line.

[@lettuce984]

Oh… that’s what he said… *that’s not what I heard..*

[@nathandrake3070]

“JONES GOT ME THAT BIGASS Check!” Lol only 50$

[@mbufton]

Nathan Drake -result atypical

[@terrorcarnte]

But its in this broke ass society

[@joachymschiltz5739]

But look at the size of the cardboard, though. That's what I call BIGASS!

[@dylanthebiguy]

*takes the check and runs*

[@spacez3814]

done lul nah it’s fiddy cent

[@68corvette08]

"Santa Claus ain't comin' to none o' y'all."

[@schwany6703]

You have amassed quite a few likes. Just sayin

[@coydog7902]

That corvette PFP though. I’ve seen a 69 stingray in white

[@Darca1n]

Hooray, double negatives means everyone's getting a visit from santa!

[@nakoamechi]

@@Darca1n It's called a Negative concord rule in Grammar where the double negative are seen as one negative and not counteracts with each other.

[@Darca1n]

@@nakoamechi Still looks clumsy as all hell.

[@brian5o]

“My legal advice is don’t have no more children.” Wiser words have never been spoken.

[@fjordpitsky4486]

Toby Jones walked so Saul Goodman could run

[@OldCouches]

This is a commercial that would play in a GTA game

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Exactly

[@Cera_01]

-totally not leaked GTA 6 footage or anything-

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

@@Cera_01 yes totes

[@blackalgorithmist000]

Facts 💯

[@K2REALL]

Old Couches thts true

[@epicgamermoment6315]

“Top notch molester free daycare.” -Toby Jones

[@Sumschmuck]

I mean it's molester free

[@chrisw6164]

Big selling-point, really

[@digital107-_-]

That's really all you can ask for in today's society

[@HowToChangeName]

If there's molester you can sue them with its legal dept

[@Dolphinsfan1920]

Edp445: damn it

[@squatchjosh1131]

Lol love the Latin on the badge of law. "Billem Suem Payme"

[@bigt1877]

“Jones got me this big ass check” has me In Tears 😭😂😂😂

[@IamGenoBlack]

Results atypical

[@AidanJ___]

My whole day revolves around Jones. I drop off my kid at Jone’s Child Care in the morning, get a foot massage after, eat lunch at his BBQ, then I get legal advice for my divorce and I top the day eating again at Jones BBQ.

[@votpavel]

also parking truck you rent at johnes big ass truck rental and storage

[@Selvokaz]

but you didn't pick the kids back up.

[@futureadonis4243]

And then dropping off stuff at his storage facility THEN going back to Jones BBQ for the 3rd time

[@tyvan5696]

Don’t forget about the storage units

[@silveresquire]

Nice

[@ACoustaDC]

His legal services are top-notch.. I was sentenced to twenty years, and he got me life!!! Free room and board for life!! I can't believe the money I'm gonna be saving on rent!!

[@sabrinatscha2554]

Best comment

[@seniorchonkza997]

Don't forget the Best part - free prostate massages

[@ACoustaDC]

@@seniorchonkza997 bonus!

[@rondohunter8966]

After I paid and he read over my papers, he gave me the address of his cousin in the Ivory Coast and said just go. Now, hurry.

[@olympia5758]

@@seniorchonkza997 Lmao!

[@avantesmith6442]

“In today’s broke ass society….” Almost took me out before I could get started 😂😂😂😂

[@Duk3Silv3r]

Nice to see a lawyer who keeps his "owe me money" records close by. True professional right there, this guy.

[@ethanoliver12]

I trust him, he said molester free

[@SGTGhost]

don't forget he also pedobear free

[@untrust2033]

1000th like kek

[@rainah5316]

says the person with a xxxtentacles pfp

[@mirzaahmed6589]

I think that means the molester is included, for free.

[@chrishansenlive2772]

Gay pfp

[@Freethought73]

"My legal advice to you is don't have NO MORE CHILDREN......"

[@gregdubya1993]

*cheeee-ren

[@marquis_ugly23]

That's a double negative

[@geobrah1284]

People have a lot of kids for the welfare here in america

[@MezzoForte4]

Very true.

[@Darca1n]

So his advice is to have more kids then?

[@Korgeh]

“You Might Need My Legal Services, Because Ima Sue You”

[@richerlennon9429]

Give this guy his own Netflix sketch comedy show. These commercials are genuinely hilarious

[@lachlankeddie7]

I swear to God 2009 was the year KZbin peaked in its general quality. So much genuine content, before the monetized, clickbaity types came about...

[@jaydubcee_]

Lachlan Keddie I’m sure there’s still creators who make quality stuff, but it’s buried under KZbin’s algorithms and people trying to make this into a career.

[@ratchetexperience8379]

Ain't this nothing but the fucking truth

[@Ciara_Foxx]

I make sketch comedy teaching people to do the wrong things, all while titled to trick normies. We out here making original content, promotion just hard af.

[@PhilShary]

@@Ciara_Foxx Overall, normies ruin any type of community.

[@givecamichips]

2009 KZbin "quality" "before clickbait" Ok.

[@rizune]

"In today's broke ass society, things are hard." Well damn this is 9 years old and still applies to me

[@VelvetMagician]

I like the Nisekoi picture on your profile

[@cesarmadero05]

It still aplies in today's broke ass society.

[@anerexicsumo5512]

On god

[@NefariousNumbskull]

Not niseoki its king dedede

[@rizune]

@@NefariousNumbskull it was nisekoi back then

[@DynamiteDaynaD]

I am astounded at the fact that whoever recorded this wasn't doubled over in laughter themselves. If I had been recording that there's no way I could have kept quiet!

[@amir78989]

saul goodman: Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!"

[@RisenFromTheAshes0]

"I'm on call..3 hours a day..5 hours a week." Lost it

[@FerrariTeddy]

I lost it there 😂😂😂😂

[@kos2919]

I love his "Latin" motto: Billem Suem Payme. The whole video is one well written comedy

[@ewill312]

I didnt even notice, that is amazing 😂

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

That one took me a second to get because I actually took Latin and was trying to comb through the memory banks to translate lol

[@arob79]

Reminds me of the motto for the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe!

[@trailersandteasers3421]

@@arob79 lmao i was just about to say that from the 3 stooges

[@Ian_MacGregor]

I watched the whole video again just to find that one thing 😂😂😂

[@regalcartoon5932]

“Top notch, molester free daycare services.” I am wheezing 💀

[@StriderStryker]

I almost broke down in tears of laughter when he pulled out a baseball bat from his desk.

[@byakuya4332]

Jones' absurdist humor was way ahead of his time

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

100th like

[@mikek4610]

Bya Kuya no...we had this in the 70s....when it was ok....funny af though

[@mikek4610]

Libertate Veritas isnt adult swim still on?

[@jebbus8387]

@@mikek4610 yeah it is

[@oxedward4738]

No it wasn’t. Absurdist humor has always been a thing. Tf you on?

[@kaimcdragonfist4803]

“I’m on call! 3 hours a day, 5 hours a week.” Dang, he’s pulling overtime knowing he has several other businesses to run

[@stophatingeachother9762]

We're lucky he can even spare 15 hours on this.

[@tomparis37]

No those are actual attorney hours. Source: work in a law office.

[@alexiosandrianos8439]

@@stophatingeachother9762 15 hours? Don't you mean 5 hours?

[@theEclecticEccentric]

🤣🤣🤣 I love this... He's goofy as hell for this. I wish he would do all commercials from here on out. Then, I wouldn't mind watching them. 😂😂😂

[@teeblurr2413]

Jesus how is this guy not more famous? Cried laughing!

[@fbi5150]

I almost died when it said we are not responsible for stolen or damage children.

[@domantas8185]

When the joke is so good it can almost kill a whole agency.

[@A_Prius]

Lol same

[@CalebMcFadden]

Hello brother

[@ethanbakerthealienking]

Almost? Why almost?

[@zilch-x1054]

Is this an okay environment for the children, FBI? Like has his business got your acknowledgement!?! I mean usually you would do the whole: "FBI! Open up!" I'm guessing Jone's got some power. Oh no, I've said too much. Please don't silence me!

[@m1lkym4c24]

“My legal advice to you is dont have no more children”

[@Dante_Sparda_DMC]

So keep having children?

[@teslagoth9401]

Good advice

[@officalyormumbiggae8486]

@Fmono • 39 years ago • edited *Doesn't

[@elgallileo7173]

9/11th Like

[@Dante_Sparda_DMC]

@Fmono • 39 years ago • edited lol I know I was just joking

[@jerbsherb4391]

"My cheap legal advice to you is to not have more children" You are god damn right!

[@Demillabyte]

Still great in 2023

[@Frankie181]

You got that right

[@Schwarzmann75]

"You are not the president. You don't need to make that type of money. You just raising one kid!"

[@karencruz8680]

That "Owe me money" file looks kind of thin, that's a sign of a good business man.

[@bacoloidlizar7417]

the fact that he has a baseball bat in his hands along with the file makes it even better

[@alexanderfrey7630]

Jones crawled so Saul could walk

[@maddaton2163]

I'm so glad he came up with a solution to the cost of living crisis 13 years before it happened. What an icon!

[@fisherchumley573]

its 100 dollars to get his services but yet he only won a check worth 50 dollars in his court case

[@Notkalas]

"Results atypical"

[@underworld323]

And he keeps 15%

[@filipelimartins]

But it's a big ass check

[@KevinP32270]

That took me out lolololol

[@FerrariTeddy]

Just like real court cases

[@THESNEAKERADDICT]

This guy should be on SNL

[@twinkletoesmcfuckass8687]

He's too good for them.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

This guy is leagues ahead of SNL without the political agenda.

[@mage4516]

Barro the Broadcaster yes thank you snl just jokes about trump 24-7.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

EM To be fair, SNL hasn't been funny this decade.

[@mage4516]

Barro the Broadcaster yeah thats my point.

[@Pointz09]

Imagine this ad popping up before your video thinking it’s legit 😭 😂

[@DeyBawnes]

these kids grew up and met jones and probably this will be a memory theyll never forget

[@laurenazubeekay6396]

" in today's broke ass society" and "grand baby", took me out!!!!! LMAOOO

[@jose2226]

By the way you have over 800 likes on this comment.

[@helllpppp684]

Misfortune Follows, r/whooosh

[@jose2226]

@@helllpppp684 you have to have a reason to wooosh someone ya know.

[@helllpppp684]

Misfortune Follows, Did U Get The Joke? Or Did It Go Over Your Head?

[@elmothewise3915]

@@jose2226 look at his name fuckhead

[@cadinlimon2894]

I got to see him do stand-up in Chicago on a random evening. Made my night

[@1Plebeian]

Damn, some people have all the luck.

[@jcmick8430]

That would be a specific evening you're referring to

[@NunyaBizznaz]

@@jcmick8430 🤡🤡

[@RadicalVed]

Saul Goodman been really quiet since this dropped.

[@Reshme77]

Lolokokok

[@baluba9022]

The tiniest detail when he says «i will spend it wisely» while wearing boxing gloves, and the «fighting for you» in his chair with a phone. I live the editing

[@felonkeller_ss]

Monday - Water Day!! Tuesday- Dinosaurs Wednesday- Fill out W-2's Thursday - Sand day Friday - Big dog eat child *sounds good to me*

[@KevinP32270]

Lolololol I can't breathe lolololol

[@starlafetcho4433]

The hero i needed thank you

[@blokvader8283]

*THIS IS A DINOSAUR*

[@claus4670]

The ultimate countdown.

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

Sounds like I'm only dropping my children off there on Fridays then

[@tripodsforme1868]

0:36 Jones: “I’ll invest wisely” Kids : *Shakes* *head*

[@pancakekechi8852]

Every year I come back to these videos it’s basically tradition

[@fathammy5955]

12 years. And this thing still slaps.

[@JacobEifert]

"Jones' got me this big ass check" *only 50 dollars

[@giftedflow5818]

Well I mean I was a BIG ASS check.

[@kostiantyntrenert2042]

IT WAS WHITE CORRUGATED ROOFING XD

[@SergioGMika]

Shush.. its was a big ass check!

[@heheheiamasupahflyingace3921]

What makes it even worse is that it costs $99.99 so they just lost $49.99.

[@DarthTurducken]

Wouldn't fit in the ATM though

[@jesuschrist9513]

"Top-notch molester-free daycare center" Seems legit

[@shrekonion8307]

Jesus christ jesus christ you need jesus christ

[@joshuadoobie7984]

That had me rolling around lmaoooo

[@benizok3621]

Hey if jesus says it’s real, I guess it’s real

[@Ahaaka1]

jones is the real jesus

[@vexfcstudios6929]

My god… it’s even more fucking legendary than I remember

[@sevenredundent7256]

I was confused about the phone number, then it all made sense. This man is number 1!

[@nthgth]

I thought it was like "cash won"

[@armageddon1981]

I noticed when he played the judge, he took his suit jacket and turned it around😁😁😁😁😁💀💀💀💀💀

[@Voodoo66Chile]

Lmao I did not notice that, thank you! Hahahahaha

[@properlike11]

😂😂😂

[@innertubez]

YES HAHAHA

[@tafarikhalil7249]

😂😂😂 I’m screaming

[@Lazaven]

I came here specifically for this comment 😂😆🤣

[@judassb9190]

The black Saul Goodman

[@dreamypunx]

YES! JUST YES!!

[@badhorse1640]

Better call saul

[@maxhuber1129]

@@badhorse1640 better call joe

[@michaelschafer9331]

Right on

[@pastoryoda2789]

Green Bean lmao

[@uncleflansy5621]

I love how the phone doesn't have a cord, but it's not a cordless phone.

[@cevaiom9996]

13 years later, KZbin decided this is a must watch.

[@keatontodd9721]

This man is the definition of a “hard working American”

[@oregondude9411]

*African*-American... /s

[@retracted3383]

@@oregondude9411 American

[@Ilazie]

@@oregondude9411 were all Americans shut

[@rahsaanthomas7030]

@@oregondude9411 American. Period.

[@AnthonyBlamthony]

@@oregondude9411 I hate being called African American, I don’t know Africa or even how much countries are in it, but I damn sure know the states. It’s just “American”.

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

1:01 "Jones got me this big ass check" That was signed 6 years ago. For $50...

[@SteffenYoshiki]

but its a big ass check

[@carljohnson5781]

You mean 12 yrs ago

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

Sydney Brooks The check read from 2003, the video was made in 2009

[@carljohnson5781]

SuperHamsterhuey but why would he use the old check from 2003 in a 2009 video

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

Sydney Brooks Do I look like a wizard? The answer is yes, but I still don't know

[@RandomGuy82810]

Jones is a true entrepreneur. 3 businesses and he is livin the dream

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

"IMA Sue you!" That's his business card fosho. 😂😂

[@giantenemybird2687]

On the whiteboard at the daycare it says "Fill out W-2's" haha

[@Aj-gd4sg]

Wait what?

[@MrWegosolo]

I caught that! The guy is Comedic Genius!!

[@amspook]

@Autism Lord It's a tax form

[@kingbradley6000]

teaching something actually useful in life

[@datemasamune2106]

@@herooftoast6506 People who have a job but don't live in the US fucking A couldn't know what it is.

[@anamazingfantasy1999]

Why am I just discovering this? I’ve never laughed so hard!

[@KevinP32270]

Exactly lolol

[@diggitydoo5836]

Me too. I’m watching all of these now for the first time.

[@YourOldXBOX360]

😊 5 star service! He aided me in my case for violent armed robbery! My sentence was lowered from 8 Years and a $15600 fine to 8 Years and a $15500 fine! Just got out last year! Thanks Jones! Ps: Have another court date soon because i couldn’t pay of the fine in the specified time frame! Jones to the rescue!!! 😊

[@johnsmith6217]

Dude grabs an old 80 90s wrestling pillow buddy when he's talking about his finances

[@masterslicendice3423]

"my legal advice to you is don't have no more children"

[@jeanniemaycrawford4466]

This man is so talented, he's a lawyer, a Masseuse and a barbeque expert. Truly an overachiever

[@michaelh1603]

He also owns a storage company.

[@thecatadors911]

The big ass check for $50 gets me every time

[@ripperduck]

I hope y'all can appreciate how brilliant this is...

[@broadwaymelody33]

“Santa Claus ain’t comin’ to none a y’all” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dogwithplasticwheels5476]

You know he'll get you hooked when he says, "Now, friends..."

[@KevinP32270]

Gets me everytime lolololol

[@olliefoxx7165]

Wish this guy had his own series.

[@Nikkidafox]

I'm so glad that Huell decided to take after Jimmy. Truly a heartwarming moment, bravo Vince.

[@Nikkidafox]

@undefined Oh thanks x3

[@imjonathan6745]

As if huell isn't black enough

[@WJames-nq2df]

"You might need my legal services... cuz I'm gonna sue you." Well it is an untapped market...

[@indahf.freztiyana824]

_"Billem Suem Payme"_ The best lawyer slogan I've ever seen...

[@whiteythaboss407]

DEWEY CHEATEM AND HOWL

[@shionysolis]

“Jones got me this big ass check” I fucking died lmaooo

[@ButtersCCookie]

The World needs ALL these businesses run by this man!

[@darthinvaderzimm]

0:45 "Jones is not responsible for stolen or damaged children."

[@dreamshooter90]

Commie. *Glares*

[@T1Oracle]

I sure hope this guy is getting paid. 11 years and this stuff is still gold. I hope he's healthy and rich.

[@bigsnacks2350]

I love that they're lawyers, but also wearing the judges gown.

[@alexc5586]

Got no kids but I'd gladly adopt 1 just to sign up with this guy

[@omarmorales2081]

despite being hilarious this video does teach a real valuable lesson

[@casuallectures2655]

"Fuck that" best and only lesson u need

[@lilliangriffin9013]

Yeah, DON"T have kids!

[@fredricknoe3114]

Omar Morales yeah we need to seize the means of BBQ and foot massage from the Bourgeoisie

[@cipherthedemonlord8057]

Yeah don't have kids.

[@johnjohnson7888]

No kids no grown ups and no grown ups no new humans no humanity means no more problems!

[@ForbiddenFate]

"You may need my legal services Cuz ima sue you"

[@reload54]

13 years later and finally youtube recommended this to me, and it was worth the wait.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

"My legal advice is don't have no more kids." This man is legit.

[@Wubbazt]

the fact that there were actually parents who were fine with their children being in this commercial--

[@urinetrouble0543]

Who said their parents were fine with it

[@kutter_ttl6786]

How many day cares do you know guarantee that they're molester free? Dudes legit bro.

[@nevaeh8953]

Wubbazt i can’t tell if you’re joking or not... but either way they are all family members of the youtube channel that posted this

[@votpavel]

its an operating daycare,they just filmed the day they were open,and kids are always there

[@pico4996]

RE-L Mayer no, they were at a friends house.

[@loganchild1682]

“3 hours a day, 5 hours a week” 😂😂😂

[@decock45]

"My legal advice to you is don't have no more children" lol

[@absolutemystery372]

"you might need my legal services, cuz I'mma sue you." I was dying of laughter from that one.

[@adrih8694]

"We'll provide you with our top-notch molester-free daycare services." had me screeching!

[@SmellsLikeNothing]

That "fighting for you" was as genuine as actual lawyer commercials which says a lot about our society

[@samdiaz2911]

13 years old and we need this more than ever

[@muhammadalkaff3904]

Saul Goodman: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"