Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage™ - *the Original Commercial

Meet Toby Jones. He offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth for only $10.99! Want more Jones? Check out All the Jones playlist: • Jones' Big Ass Videos
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Toby Jones Character created by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Copyright 2005 Ramiro Castro Jr.
Business Inquires regarding the Toby Jones Character can be sent to
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* For licensing / permission to use, contact: licensing(at)jukinmedia(dot)com
Video Directed by Pedro Castro
Edited by Pedro Castro
Shot By Mike LaRocco
Video Concept by Pedro Castro
Script by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Based on the sketch by Ramiro Castro Jr.
Music by Pedro Castro
Video Produced by Ramiro and Pedro Castro
Actor: Robert L. Hines
#52 Woman: Renee Hines
Additional Contributions by
Jim Gainer
Brian Fox
Brian Skaj
Danny O'Dwyer
Jason Nisavic
Special Thanks
Justin Gainer
James Medley
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[@jamquiver7650]

“Took my money, made me pay child support” - Jones 2009

[@NestorV]

LOL!! *wiping tears*

[@Girard-it2wt]

Motivated motivated motivated motivated

[@raymondlin4014]

“Took my money and made me pay child support” killed me XD

[@peeplockin]

871 likes no comment? VISIBLE CONFUSION

[@pizzagotburnt2183]

Zepticz ...

[@JayBlu45]

*Motivated motivated motivated motivated motivated*

[@beny8885]

“If it fit through the door, I’ll put it in the frier.” I’m dead.

[@uberkind-412]

*fit thru the doe

[@dargonfrot]

Kofi Ashiadey dough*

[@That1GirL1230321567808765]

Super Plush Productions *kid walks in*

[@moshpitgrandma]

aww he can’t fry me frick

[@featherpals5810]

Then don’t go through the door to stay alive

[@koobzworks]

"If it fits through the door, I'll put it in the fryer" - Socrates

[@MyHabbits]

"Behold -- a fried man!" - Diogenes

[@ladams391]

@@MyHabbits *dumps six piece combo on the floor*

[@rustydomino]

@@MyHabbits “God is fried.” Nietzsche

[@enternlv0id]

@@ladams391 lol

[@josiahhofer1343]

-Dumbledore said softly

[@jasonswanson5770]

When im laying on my death bed ill be thinking of 3 things. 1. My family. 2. Former lovers. 3. Jones bbq and foot massage.

[@partIycIoudy]

SAMEEEE

[@jasonswanson5770]

@@hunterofdarkness8329 irrelevant. No jones bbq and foot massage lol.

[@Ethan_Moeller85]

I'll be only thinking of Jones BBQ and Foot Massage, no family. Jones my hero

[@biggie721]

No it's Jone's GOOD ASS BBQ and Foot Massage.

[@jasonswanson5770]

@@biggie721 i concede lol you are correct. It just doesnt have the same ring as the song.

[@drewlittle1218]

"As long as it friable and edible, we gon make it delishnable" -Jones good as barbecue and foot massage

[@SwiftyEmpire]

Words of a true wise man

[@azilin8717]

Why are you copying thunder chaser? He said this a week ago.

[@Danny3000boy]

Azilin exactly

[@landonmills6055]

Who else eatin while watchin this

[@drewlittle1218]

Azilin.... I'm not.. I watch the video and quoted him.. It's not like I am going to search the comment section for something I want to say.

[@dragonfruit9680]

“Excuse me, did you call number 52?” “Did you hear me call number 52?!” This is customer service I’m down for

[@hxtch0colate405]

Go to popeyes

[@zeusalmighty2392]

Reminds me of the Harold's bit from "Southside"

[@AngelTechno]

If the customer service is not like this, the food must be crap

[@MrShahrozzz]

It's been 14 years.. how is this not a worldwide franchise yet???

[@BillRalens]

it is, they done took over all the starbucks locations around here. Where you been livin?

[@Coolburger587]

Didn’t this place get closed down?

[@tonyb7748]

@@Coolburger587 It was a gimmick but not in the interwebs as my dood says.

[@y0uknowmysteez]

Because people like me don’t want to look at crusty ass feet as we eat

[@Coolburger587]

Ok turns out I was wrong, it was a skit

[@wogdog985]

I WAS SO CRUSHED WHEN I FOUND OUT THIS WASN’T A REAL RESTAURANT/FOOT MASSAGING PLACE AAAAAAAAAAA

[@fruitgutzz]

WAIT ITS NOT REAL???

[@PrettyPisces97]

My soul is crushed

[@ewno121]

*DAMN IT-* wait..we can make our own!

[@wogdog985]

@ew no I SECOND THIS MOTION

[@qmelon4263]

oreokoiboy yes

[@nms5312]

Jones: “We got fine dinosaur meat, come on down and get a slice” Dinosaur: *sweating nervously*

[@stevethea5250]

Lol

[@minecraftneverdies9312]

LOL

[@shinsouxx2404]

*m e*

[@panicmosem5969]

Dino didn't even shake his hand 😂😂 didn't want it fried up

[@scrumtrellecent]

if this was a KZbin Ad, I would not skip it...

[@biiggiecheez3658]

Lol I wish it was a KZbin ad but knowing KZbin that will never happen

[@crypticshadow8175]

It could

[@kingconflict9022]

It was for like one week 2 years ago

[@iamyourangel777]

That actually how I found the video a couple years ago 😂

[@dripfranco]

I can relate to you

[@mariohuesca2589]

This feels like a gta comercial 🤣🤣 And i love it

[@raamyasharahla535]

😝

[@dlocknessmonsta8431]

The actual mascots dancing at the start and end of the commercial make it feel very silly. lol

[@MariahTheElusiveSongbird]

GTA radio ads are funny as hell 😂

[@snifey7694]

@@mariohuesca2589 its not corporate enough

[@camdenmcclelland618]

“Hell this is a dinosaur” “We got fine dinosaur meats” Scientists: *start shaking*

[@algonquin91]

come on down here and get you a slice

[@snowboarderforlife4275]

I love me some DINO MEAT fried dino meat feels better in the throat

[@Saltyaf38]

He said "hell this a dinosaur" at the exact time I read it.

[@wellesradio]

Camden McClelland They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[@randytheracer3664]

Camden McClelland 0:34

[@flaflaflamingo]

"If it fit through the door, I'll put it in the fryer." I found my senior quote

[@Mael_Str0M]

Can I use it?

[@kiri1463]

That’s perfect

[@Wabbss]

@@Mael_Str0M i wanna use it too

[@splashor6361]

*HELL, THIS IS A DINOSAUR*

[@pyro1436]

1. Ignore my name and profile pic 2. Absolute legend

[@dareiphobiamod525]

"If it's friable or edible, we're gonna make it deliciousable" Amen.

[@addisonkersey5039]

Amen brotha 😂

[@yikers1955]

Wasthis your dream, mr.Giovanna?

[@k.c.4833]

Fax

[@twinturbobeamer2407]

😂😂😭😭😭

[@cinnamu7857]

Hi son.

[@aur0ki]

The fact this video is still getting new views brings me joy. I come back to this channel anytime I need a smile

[@The_Bad_Guy.]

Yep this just popped up in my recommendation after so many years and I couldn't be happier hahaha

[@TheAngriestReptileAlive]

@@aur0ki I always keep coming back

[@zerozone5848]

"As long as its fryable and edible, were gonna make it *_DeLiCiOuSaBLe."_* - _Jone's BBQ foot fungus_

[@ricardomilos5745]

Zerozone my soon to be senior quote

[@zeneca9232]

you made my laugh so hard. thank you!

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce

[@whereisenki]

Delicioudable

[@litaniemar6329]

burgerking footlettuce

[@garythesnail8863]

If this is how ads were actually like I would never skip an ad again

[@PYR0biggestfan]

Oh hey Gary! Spongebob is looking for you XD

[@Vodotix]

Some are...

[@PYR0biggestfan]

@@Vodotix *good.*

[@bigbird8592]

0:58 dear lord is he squirting BBQ sauce on their feet lmao that’s fckin hilarious 😂

[@bigbird8592]

Citrus Draws guess what today I saw an ad on KZbin I thought it was 40 seconds but it turns out it was a fkin *40 minute ad* the saddest part is it took me a minutes to realize it wasn’t a 40 second ad

[@jevster680]

If ads like this popped up on KZbin, I wouldn’t skip it.

[@icedout4279]

Jevster Cut the shit bro 😂 copycat ass lmao

[@dekisugee]

Ok boomer

[@SomethingWasHereOnce]

This and *"FUCK YOU BALTIMORE"*

[@jaywhite6139]

I'd replay it until my ribs finally gave up

[@ed-buttered-toast4566]

Same

[@Madmaxgaming130]

"We gonna make it deliciouable" me opening a restaurant be like

[@NoneYuh-kg1qz]

lmao

[@robertoso8796]

i thought that's what i heard him say but i was afraid to ask

[@dtxskyy]

You just too silly😂😂

[@jadengreen162]

"hell, this is a dinosaur" ~Toby Jones, 2009

[@lovehueclique]

Nice joke. I think you stole it from someone else. Like a sheep 🐑.

[@liltidbot-1963]

@@lovehueclique It isn't even a joke. It's a quote bruh.

[@bryan_z]

liltidbot - A quote that 80 percent of the idea was stolen.

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@Paradox Shmaradox exactly

[@angel2139]

@@bryan_z a quote cant be stolen unless you say that u or someone else said it lol

[@nathanly3980]

“We’ll fry parts of the chicken you didn’t even know were fryable.”

[@versuliu1424]

yep thats what he said

[@enzocoronel117]

@@versuliu1424 r/woooosh

[@versuliu1424]

@@enzocoronel117 ?

[@versuliu1424]

@@enzocoronel117 im making fun of them for just commenting a quote from the video. r/whoosh is for ppl who dont get jokes

[@versuliu1424]

@@enzocoronel117 r/whooooooosh

[@wwfera00]

He's a comedian and this is one of his characters. His name is Robert L. Hines.

[@chunkychimp8922]

Jehan Martinez you mean to tell me that I can’t get deep fried feathers and foot rubs at the same place? yeah right

[@jabroski9096]

So i cant get my feet rubbed and eat double fried chicken wings dipped in special sause?

[@jesseisepic]

Ja Broski that’s literally what that dude just said

[@pooperscooper7545]

I am happy cuz I know his name but sad I can’t get chicken from there

[@mvrtjnpvz387]

@@pooperscooper7545 sad i wanted a fried egg

[@Nerdtendo6366]

It’s rare that a video sticks in my memory as well as this has

[@alabamamagick]

This one and the Red Houuuuse lol.

[@NinaAngelina25]

😂😂😂

[@aguyonyoutube4sure]

Gordon Ramsay is crying in his house while watching this.

[@cardboardethymith3893]

I know

[@kakai2164]

because he knows he can’t compare to this

[@spacemagerobyn9558]

crying in arousal or fear?

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

He's scared, he's reputation is on the edge

[@hotpikachu]

@@spacemagerobyn9558 fear

[@griefingstar5065]

"As long as it is friable and ediable, we are gonna make it deliciousable" -He is speaking the language of gods

[@Coby23]

Incognito Guy 😂😂 yooo he had me dying when he said that shit

[@Kameruner]

What if it’s my next door neighbor?

[@trashkent236]

Is my Feet Friable

[@walterwhite1006]

lol

[@Renegade4_life]

Shut the fuck up

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

Rose: “only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich.” The business:

[@aaronflannery9887]

🤣

[@ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup]

You beat me to it.

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

KLMN 💵💵💵💵💵

[@josephsimmons8613]

Damn bro you got 427 subs now including me 😁

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

Joseph Simmons 👍

[@w.w.7469]

Jones seems like an enterprising man. With the daycare and the truck storage, he must make a decent living. It's nice to see a brother make it in life.

[@winstonsmithamm]

Respect Jones's authoritah.

[@vxxiii4160]

"Owner / Chef / Feet expert" This man has too much power

[@wallcity318]

No 1 man should have all that power

[@b13stl1ama6]

At the end he also takes the orders "did you hear me say order 51?"

[@Webb_Studios]

He also can take care of children, is a lawyer, and owns a truck storage facility He’s too powerful!

[@jaredpela74]

with great power, comes great responsibility

[@foiledits]

its spiraling out of control

[@JESUS-hu5wc]

I would never, ever, skip an ad again if all ads were like this.

[@bullydully7428]

Thank you Lord

[@BamboohattedNep]

Jesus says it himself this is good

[@JESUS-hu5wc]

@@BamboohattedNep I do.

[@sunsetseas]

Amen

[@woman5400]

Amen

[@MemeSlayer]

It’s been 13 years and it still gets me giggling like a child

[@Crunchykyle]

I’m 13 years late :(

[@MemeSlayer]

@@Crunchykyle better late than never 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mu.zen1]

cause you've low IQ

[@xzx4696]

Same lol

[@MemeSlayer]

@Krish nah, I was 9 when it came out, although when it resurfaced on vine I was probably 12 or 13

[@docmach8794]

Before we went to Iraq in 2005, we had to get our Passports done. On the way out of Houston, the bus was crossing an overpass and below were 2 steel containers in a "V" with a sign that read; "Monique's Transmission and Nail Emporium". It was so hilarious I was going to have a shirt made up with my buddies picture on it saying; "J.D.s Camel Rib Tips and Nail Emporium".

[@mwright_boomer]

As a native Houstonian, I can confirm this is definitely the type of fine businesses we have all over this fine town.

[@Johnathanlisey]

This is the most Chicago thing I’ve seen in my life

[@squiddy077]

Live in chicago. Can confirm

[@RustyShacklefordActual]

I am also from Chicago and this is so true lmaooo

[@pastaman6877]

The address I think is in Cicero, which is a town outside of Chicago. I can confirm as a Chicagoan

[@eddie8990]

Lived in Chicago can 100% confirm

[@jmoney5898]

@@eddie8990 my phone number start with 708 but alot of people have 773 and 312 I live by O'Hare tho

[@chrouu]

“If its fryable, and edible, we gonna make it delicioudable” -Jones 2009

[@TheDailyEgg]

*10 years later* Here we are

[@spicyvro]

We gon fry parts of the chicken you didn’t even know was friable

[@manuelzelaya8973]

Greatest quote ever

[@ama1434]

Who got recommended ten years later

[@TopGsBugatti]

“Hell, This is a dinosaur!”

[@rayhanyusuf5121]

“If it fits through the door, I’ll put it in the fryer” 😂😂😂

[@rayhanyusuf5121]

@@masao2922 I guess so 😳😂😂

[@luissemedo3597]

So Americans are safe, RIP me

[@adrielsbiologicallife8639]

@@rayhanyusuf5121 Why r u so sad?

[@loafabread1446]

If its edible,we can make it deliciousable

[@nativesoul6346]

Hell this a dinosaur!

[@thesadseal2electricboogalo597]

This just appeared in my recommended feed. A relic from a better time. A more hopeful time. A time free of pandemics, war, and geriatric asshats running for office. You are a good man, Jones.

[@speakingmoistly3607]

"If it fits through the door, I'll put in the fryer" *SPEECH 100*

[@onlythistube]

Sure he did not say: "If YOU fit through the door..."?

[@pawanrohidas1163]

stonks

[@speakingmoistly3607]

@@onlythistube Read it carefully

[@Sky_Ticktum_]

@@onlythistube 0:33

[@ieatroofing]

HELL THIS A DINOSAUR

[@GoblinGobbler2069]

I swear this feels like something you’d see on adult swim

[@adoritowithlegs6468]

Honestly, this definitely seems like something Eric Andre would make.

[@Bowiiihowdy]

@@adoritowithlegs6468 oh absolutely

[@andrewwhite1985]

I can see this on rick and morty with all those weird multiverse commercials. Except it's in our universe. Lol.

[@SuperUhohspaghettio]

@@andrewwhite1985 on a Inter-dimensional cable episode of Rick & Mortg 😂

[@andrewwhite1985]

@@SuperUhohspaghettio yeah lmao I couldn't remember what they called it 😂

[@icycandiee6343]

If this was a real commercial, I would watch this every breakfast.

[@shannonvassel4111]

Same! 😂😂😂

[@cheeseburgerl0ver683]

You mean eat there every breakfast

[@shuffle2220]

Lol same

[@wrldender.2757]

It is lol

[@calcetines_mojados]

lol it’s actually real hha

[@Julian1999psx]

Just got this recommended by KZbin 15 years later. What a certified hood classic 👍

[@tommy2917]

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

[@straightgreat846]

Accurate 🤣

[@celestialtree8602]

God bless America

[@aidanlang3660]

This isn’t even in America It’s in a town called fucking near Austria Search it up

[@khostqqq]

Aidan Lang Nope

[@aidanlang3660]

KHost Q bruh I promise it’s real

[@nelsicarballo5143]

Girl: “excuse me did you call number 52?” Jones: *slaps table* “did you hear me call number 52?”

[@2uptony999]

😭😭😭

[@marquisthomas2047]

911 likes

[@motorcycleprincess]

read this is it happened LOL

[@mellowillow]

😂🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

[@smyzo]

I cracked up!

[@honeyjuice5257]

“HELL HERES A DINOSAUR” “WE GOT DINOSAUR MEAT” Dinosaur: 0-0

[@DoobeeKind]

Dinosaur *sweats intensely* -This wasn’t in the contract-

[@honeyjuice5257]

DeeDee Ratchford lmao your reply made this comment better thank you

[@DoobeeKind]

@@honeyjuice5257 np lol

[@ThatGuy57639]

It was at this moment that he knew He *FUCKED UP*

[@retiredchannel2634]

Ooooooof

[@Memmnoc]

No idea how this showed up in my feed, but I'm so glad it did. 😂😂😂😂

[@foreverken3377]

“All our meats are gently tenderised to their optimum deliciousness” “Took my money... Made me pay child support...” “motivated, motiVATed, MOTIVATED”

[@isaiahjamesimmakingthiseas8018]

Daughter of Athena made me pay child support

[@gi4nnanana]

Annabeth?

[@foreverken3377]

Gianna Bissessar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I might’ve been inspired

[@thatsastick13]

"We'll fry Candy Bars." *The most American statement I've ever heard.*

[@melodica_man0216]

Fried coca cola

[@ok5916]

Scotland’s already done that

[@wolverinefangowings]

Not as American as "if it fit through the door I'll put it in the fryer"

[@stephen3293]

They sell them here in Ireland. I haven't tried one yet. Not sure if I want to, either...

[@melodica_man0216]

@Stephen O Connor like fugu I’d try it when I’m 60+ because that would probably kill me

[@pagingdrchocolatepudding]

"As long as it's fryable, or edible, we're goin to make it delicidible."

[@JWex-jy7sk]

@Anton Chigurh Hey he said “As long as it’s fryable OR edible.” It doesn’t have to be both? So as long as that pot roast is fryable, he gonna make it deliciousable!

[@leonsgaming8123]

I'm glad I didn't repost this 😂

[@onerandombruh]

People in McDonald's are really angry they never thought of these Words before on one of their ads.

[@jusme4142]

“World wide internets”

[@josephnetherland880]

Fckin lost it that moment. Good stuff. I hope he is still in business.

[@gamingio9952]

14 years later they are still going. That’s amazing

[@Westy0311]

“Did you hear me call number 52!?” Proper customer servicing.

[@HHHHHIIIIIIII420]

I understand where he coming from tho don't be a bitch cuz you hungry and im tryna make you and 10 other people food wait like everyone else fool

[@stranger2802]

Yes I agree

[@scroopynoopers9824]

Lol service in the south is exactly like this

[@joanofarc9793]

I just got served like this in a glasses shop

[@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410]

@@joanofarc9793 uu I b v ft77

[@ZeekarPRIME]

**Beats meat** "Took my money, made me pay child support* LMAO

[@melon5691]

B E A T S. M E A T

[@luoravetla]

That is actually one reaction I’d have in a divorce

[@nootaboot7042]

The beats meat part can be taken one of 2 ways

[@rexmag9510]

I read this out of context

[@ryanlecours9083]

There are two kinds of people in this world, people that read the comments before the video, and people that read the comments after they watch the video.

[@qualityrobot3838]

Top ten chefs Gordon Ramsay is too scared to compete with.

[@KevinP32270]

Agreed lolol

[@JamminJoel73]

This is the equivalent of every PBS 2000s documentary.

[@McMerlin11]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur!”

[@stomachache6478]

(Beats meat) *Took my money, made me pay child support!*

[@lincolnclay8014]

*MOTIVATED MOTIVATED*

[@viktorijazemaityte4203]

Diego Brando: *inhuman screech*

[@TheDailyEgg]

Lmao

[@AnimeFan_2013]

That one got me cause it was so random

[@fawllex9667]

*" as long as its friable, edible, we'll make it D E L I C I O U A B L E"* *SPEECH 100*

[@MarksterC]

yes

[@KevinP32270]

That got me too lolol

[@Messi_Reacts101]

I pegasus I 1 thousand like

[@fawllex9667]

Ah nvm now its almost 10k..... Awesome!

[@muffinland8660]

I like how he went from "as long as it's edible" to "if it fits through the door."

[@cupcakequeen0617]

This is a health inspector’s worst nightmare.

[@cydnilyytinen7166]

lmao yeah

[@Yungben-hn5yl]

Fr

[@gg32196]

Right

[@Borderine888]

This is funny as shit

[@escapefr0mslender]

Wear gloves 🧤

[@SplatCEC]

0:05 The chicken tho and dinosaur was gonna shake his tailbone lol

[@wdbros]

this is a commercial straight from a gta game, i'm not even kidding

[@justalex1025]

WdBros Which one

[@SuperOwned12]

JustAlex not literally but it sounds like it could be lol

[@michaelrayshard4368]

Lmao facts!

[@NICKWAPPERER117]

Yea you are...it's not in any of them dude.

[@choppaknockyadown6899]

GTA 5 is garbage because of the constant phone calls

[@goose5922]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur” Worlds best quote

[@OakTreeIsaac]

This is what got me interested in their business.

[@chiquita8874]

Thats right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love being entertained!!!!

[@ScorpionStrike7]

That sold me! 🤣

[@amanofcultureisee8296]

I mean, what else can the man do to entice you?! He’s got fine dinosaur meat!

[@ericferniz168]

☠️☠️

[@cheilseab5128]

“Excuse me did you call number 52?” Jones : “DId yOU HEAR ME CALL NUMBER 52??!!?!?”

[@johnjohnson201]

Really some bad ass customer service though😂

[@rosie6821]

That's literally me

[@cherrygirl1569]

@@johnjohnson201 yes

[@missbee1451]

🤣

[@brendanlow586]

Why is this popping up for me now? It’s *sheds a single tear* beautiful.

[@LuisHernandez-uq8rd]

Why does KZbin recommend my this Masterpiece 10 years later

[@saikinay7005]

Xxtarnation 232 INNIT LMAOOO

[@theofficialspotspotspotlig5063]

S A M E

[@UrMom-sv2ks]

Lol sammmme

[@dontknowwhattocallthis7659]

The algorithm

[@salvatorepagdades]

Same 😂

[@ethanc3956]

Why da frick people frikin disliking dis fine dinosaur meat

[@sempijack3407]

add Koco113 for free win on fortnite and he is nice and very funny and I am his duo partner

[@ethanc3956]

Damn true

[@kai8529]

You guys are weird asf

[@ethanc3956]

Kai Johnson look at ur profife pic and say that

[@jasonstarrising]

Kai Johnson WTF IS UR PFP

[@nxvii850]

The dislikes are from people who brought things that aren’t edible to fry

[@carelexx5231]

"As long it fryable and edible we're gonna make it deliciousable"

[@megawolf9695]

vegans

[@heyimfate4342]

Evil people

[@timjbbc]

Everything is fry-able

[@goofygoober7859]

It doesn’t need to be edible to fry

[@JimAbooGames]

I love the Adult Swim Vibes with this lol.

[@neterolovesyou.5869]

If this was a real business every other fast food chain would close in like 1 week.

[@jtof9371]

@Samantha Reilly watch and comment

[@emmaemma8171]

It's real....

[@alfredalfiesiv7082]

Hate me as much as you like, but I prefer my McDonald's fries soggy.

[@nirangatang7759]

Netero Loves You. ITS REAL

[@chasegallop8488]

It is real

[@leo_the_be0]

this is the most convincing commercial ever. I want to go to this place.

[@gentleman7476]

Gotta have some of that dinosaur meat, yeah?

[@okedim2432]

My guy into foot massages

[@chamboyette853]

i want to go there too.

[@naylik2562]

He may be a shady fat urban fella with trouble paying his child support, I still would give this man my trust and support 200% more than for any of these corporate fast food chains cocksuckers

[@malikholmes5045]

It's in Chicago

[@xHxmlok]

“All our meats our gently tenderized” Starts punching steak.

[@Hamad-of1gc]

*Gently punches the shit outta the steak*

[@Russell3267]

He's beating his meat.

[@conormackey204]

*Starts complaining about child support

[@thatdudeneon4553]

You took my money, made me pay child suppor-

[@DJRayBoston]

youtube just recommended this, man i haven't seen this in FOREVER. youtube actually recommends something good, first good thing in a decade.

[@RonaldDScum]

Gordon Ramsay needs to go to this restaurant.

[@DynaZ.3dsx]

If he does I'm gonna laugh my butt off

[@S2Xbit]

@@DynaZ.3dsx where the fok is the lamp sause?

[@rhalts2767]

"Finally,some good fucking food"

[@suckurmum69]

*Fucking delicious. 10/10.*

[@hugsfordrugz1033]

New from Kitchen Nightmares!

[@dillonbult3435]

“ AS LONG AS IT’S FRIABLE, OR EDIBLE , WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT DELICIABLE “ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariekano9730]

Lmaoo that was my favorite part

[@shrek4002]

Nice you copied a comment! We’re proud of you.

[@dillonbult3435]

VIBE CHECK I don’t enjoy entertaining fools but I didn’t look at the comments before I commented , it was funny so I commented it. Just laugh and enjoy the video!

[@severussnape8952]

“ Took my money , made me pay child support” *yeet*

[@wyd_marco4107]

F e t u s d e l e t u s

[@luisbermejo3139]

yay cermet

[@adamron8686]

Lemonz look at the times he’s copying them

[@HyouMix]

One hell of a way to beat my meat

[@CarloNyte]

Every few years, I return and I always leave satisfied.

[@hughjanus7284]

Same

[@jamiemckelvie342]

Love how in that row of sauces the middle one just says ‘foot’

[@josephoforiamanfo160]

@Brent Peterson Mayoooooo

[@lukasluna5319]

you dont know foot?

[@cx2900]

@Brent Peterson pretty sure the one next to it says chinese?

[@antoncid5044]

@Brent Peterson what about Chinese juice? Are there any Chinese juice?

[@cortezmartinez8659]

@Brent Peterson ...We all know what that is...

[@water8258]

if this was a real restaurant, mcdonald’s would be out of business

[@kamamara1332]

it is lol

[@exilityclappz4745]

NO CAP

[@finneganperry8564]

R/woooosh

[@miguelr3135]

@Kayla Chung woooosh

[@viosu]

lmao when I took a trip to visit the rest of my family in Chicago, we looked it up, and, yes, it is a real place. We looked at the menu for fun lol

[@kazooman6651]

As long as its friable, edible, we'll make it deliciousable *I'll take it*

[@liamlamkie2524]

Seems legit

[@bobderbraumeister6919]

Feet

[@bohampton9871]

Speech 100

[@silkut_online_2037]

@Pond Scummy you bloody Mary!, It's Delishidable!

[@bohampton9871]

Hell this is a dinosaur

[@4Ur3L1US-hacks]

The world needs you Jones. Please come back

[@lonestar6709]

_"As long as it's friable, or edible, we'll make it dilicionable."_ Foot massage optional.

[@user-le8ul4nr5t]

I have sevral questions: - what if it's only friable but not edible and vice versa? - what qualifies as "edible"? Like you _could_ eat polonium-210, but only once. Worse you _can_ eat cardboard and you'll be fine, but it has practically no nutritional value. - Would it be possible to fry non newtonian fluids? corn starch and water are 100% edible and probably solid enough to be fried, but would Jones fry it? and what would it look and taste like?

[@starrluxv2602]

@@user-le8ul4nr5t you just messed the whole commercial up. 😐

[@user-le8ul4nr5t]

@@starrluxv2602 Someone had to ask these questions, like what if you were craving deep fried cardboard but when you got to the place, you discovered cardboard isn't considered edible and thus you are unable to get you deliciousable cardboard fix.

[@sol_swrvlz1687]

@@user-le8ul4nr5t Do you even know what a joke is?😂

[@sol_swrvlz1687]

@Lydia Ilyina No.Just no

[@SkyBlew]

"Did you call #52?" "Did you *HEAR* me call #52?" 😂 That's some genuine customer service right there. I've been to plenty of places like this 🤣

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

FACTSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@trillspill9260]

Yea that shit literally made me lol

[@Not_A_Murderer]

Omg that reminded me of Weiner Circle, that place in Chicago where the waiters yell at you

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

This is the kind of place that feels like home.

[@kimuknwamda1]

And the food is fire 🔥

[@Rowan-jk9yx]

Whoever disliked this is just jealous that they don’t get jones barbecue and foot massage

[@carterchampigny7561]

the only reason i disliked the video...is fact indeed because i did not receive jones's BBQ or a foot massage

[@zerotwosixty3814]

200th liker!

[@Rowan-jk9yx]

Kabir THANKS SO MUCH!!!! and thanks to all of y’all who liked, y’all are beasts

[@zerotwosixty3814]

@@Rowan-jk9yx Y-your welcome?

[@Rowan-jk9yx]

Kabir you were the 200th liker

[@dariog36th]

I grew up in Chicago and I remember all those local commercials filmed in Hi8 video. They all looked just like this.

[@Kryptic91]

He had me at “You better come down here and get some of this shit”

[@kaimcdragonfist4803]

If I saw a real commercial with that line I’d be in there ordering their stuff so fast

[@etfjordan3473]

The best part other than “you love to eat, america loves to eat”

[@The_Gamers_Gamer]

With that I knew this was gonna be GUD

[@weswolever7477]

Where the hell are my car keys.....

[@sonjaberry4967]

Me tooooo!!! 😂😂

[@charliehodgson1507]

This humor is so 2019 it’s scary

[@ernanhuerta6724]

@@rezanerman2972 ur last name

[@noobLives]

Shut up B O O M E R

[@coolkids374]

Tri Hardcx no ones saying it wasn’t always funny, just that it was before it’s time

[@290d]

G

[@mikehunt69]

Tri Hardcx now that’s a fact my brother

[@tristenhilario6566]

"That's J-O-N-E-S BIGASASSTRUCK-"

[@MAYONNAISEMOOSE]

I cracked up at that point

[@quadrupleh4226]

Backslash!

[@jochenstacker7448]

Dot H T M L

[@maj429]

@@quadrupleh4226 it was a forward slash too....

[@zomgseriosuly]

@@maj429 exactly

[@MANOFGODstudios]

“As long as it’s friable and edible, we gonna make it delicidable” - Jones

[@AcerXPlayz]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur.” Wise words Jones

[@onerandombruh]

Words to live by, believe it or not.

[@CommissarChaotic]

Dinosaur meat.

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[@tyronebiggums1213]

He should have been a character in Jurassic Park with that level of insight.

[@Popsation]

Dinosaur: 😐👋

[@hangman7655]

*Top 10 beings that can defeat Thanos*

[@michaelgranja7260]

Loki: I have a army Us: we have a jones bbq and foot massage

[@wolfie8099]

@@michaelgranja7260 Loki: Tha- That ScaresMe

[@dbcnetwork6910]

Wow 666 likes

[@Camantics615]

Just deep fries Thanos

[@josuepalomares6820]

*With the Infinity gauntlet on*

[@lenchocruz4255]

“If it fit thro the door, I’m gonn put it in the fryer” -Jones’s Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

[@NayelyElizabeth]

i thought he said dough lol....

[@cheesecakes4]

What about a child

[@3wi1y]

Y*U*K T*K*O Will he fry human

[@awitio]

Dixie Boy “Enter at your own risk”

[@shiver8082]

Goodbye grandma

[@Svoorhout85]

A footrub while eating BBQ sounds like a great way to relax!

[@istolethispfpsorry485]

You don't know how disappointed I am to find out this isn't a real place.

[@ulmer831]

It is tho

[@alexmcc-art7768]

Fuck, next you'll be saying there's no Santa.

[@Zecxrity]

@@ulmer831 I don't think it is a real place

[@ulmer831]

@@Zecxrity i looked it up and there's an actual location in Washington, but I think it got shut down. When I checked the website it said they aren't doing anymore ads

[@asap8704]

@@ulmer831 well fuck! 😞

[@Cryros_sphere]

*hell this is a dinosaur*

[@dontrellebutler5906]

Jurassic Park in a nutshell

[@drumpsadorgon]

We got fine dinosaur meat

[@HendogYT]

Come on down here, get a slice!

[@fecalmatter6473]

Probably its Barney's Brother

[@antoniodelao4971]

I read that as it played on accident

[@carrot8641]

0:20 “As long it’s friable, edible we’ll make it delishimuble” Me: “delishimuble”

[@Type-o-negative]

Wave Super Rabbit 0:16

[@Bob_of_bobington]

0:16

[@urnotliteral]

when he said that shit i repeated the word too 😂😂😂

[@SebastianWoodard]

I work at a pizza restaurant. One of my favorite snacks I can make at work is fried pepperoni. Breaded and everything

[@philswift253]

This is random, but your profile pic used to be my screensaver._.

[@mentobraddah8088]

This video lives rent free in my head 24/7

[@Meeeptoast]

@@mentobraddah8088 sometimes I sing this when I get bored

[@flour5070]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur.” Seems legit.

[@authenticNL2]

AuthenticGarbage oh my god it’s my long lost cousin

[@WELDEDMIND]

AuthenticGarbage 1k like

[@Zenendos]

AuthenticGarbage Dead meme

[@1krazyking]

Sa.savanna?

[@flour5070]

@@authenticNL2 proud to be related to you

[@vertex1933]

D E L I C I O A B L E

[@Justice11199]

mikeforce 04 every time I go there it is always DELICOABLE

[@schrimple5498]

mikeforce 04 lololololoklolo

[@Veinsofvelvet]

mikeforce 04 lol

[@intothemax2970]

mikeforce 04 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@psykole2595]

OneToughCookie Your profile picture is amazing! I love it. Where can I find this wonder?

[@marty13612]

The most underrated bit is that his website is a subpage of some rental truck company he probably also owns.

[@giygas_9577]

And in fact, it is a company he owns. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGHKk2ysabF8atE

[@snikrepak]

@@giygas_9577 saw that back in the pre google KZbin days lol

[@Lazyguy22]

lmao I thought it was a previous company he had that went under but he still had the domain name

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[@HappyHarryHardon]

@@Lazyguy22 .html?

[@alecbigler3987]

That intro was legendary

[@Jkuro_]

I just love how he's encouraging the viewers to eat the dinosaur while the dinosaur just stands there in a silent shock😂

[@batman4y2k]

My brother just sent me this, Im a 33 year old man with a wife and kid, I havent laughed this hard since I killed my ex wife.

[@lautaroperdomo]

@@batman4y2k ._.👍

[@henix2041]

@@batman4y2k are u okay?

[@batman4y2k]

@@henix2041 yep, turns out HPV only kills women, because of cervical cancer, I would make joke about men cant die from HPV because men dont have cervixes, But its 2022 and people are fucking crazy.

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

@@batman4y2k Ayo what

[@Jake-jj1gm]

you gon take my money, make me pay child support *aggressively punches meat*

[@Universe_World]

@KAITLYN GARLAND Pls touch me

[@djg.h.m.a1815]

@@Universe_World gay

[@Skoopish]

*_motivated_*

[@benjaminlonghway4573]

I'm A Memer motivated

[@GemTheFag]

Jake Gallagher he’s just beating his meat

[@chaili8953]

" you betta come down here and get some of this shi-" 😂😂😂✋🔥✋

[@lakitisha1]

Jayde Claire lol

[@pluto96]

"Once they get my social security number IT'S OVER!" "They making me pay CHALD SUPPORT"

[@aprilgarcia5151]

I’d like your comment but it’s at 420

[@jbeegemini]

I hollered at that phrase!!

[@RespecTheLevYT]

Ohno 🤣🤣🤣

[@TinkersKustomPaintball]

Deadass drunk as f watching these at 3 am 😆 absolute legend