Back Of Library Smells Like Weed

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Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section.
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[@nylekash6213]

These librarians all gossiping and talking over each other killed me

[@cadeybugg2066]

I thought a piece of hair was on my screen

[@-ahvilable-6654]

I thought a piece of hair

[@jakethedog2934]

1000 subs no vids They were high

[@izic339]

Omg pieceq of hair guy

[@uhuihiuihiuh3042]

I thought

[@SaulRayeet]

"I dont smell anything i really really love this library"

[@squirtlekc1269]

Walang Alam that kid is mad stoned

[@griffinguttormson5085]

Any one else got the munchies?

[@flamingoswife7358]

AHAHAHAHA

[@Buggabones]

Too bad it wasn’t meth or they’d have you come down and sniff it out. Why the fuck is this just now popping up in my recommended

[@masonthegecko6990]

1:20

[@LeviShmevi]

"Eat shit, Randall. I'm in recovery. " 100% valid.

[@errorsrojas5278]

Threw me off😂

[@cher.aubreyy]

“Lance who has girl hair and hangs out by the quarry” sent me

[@bigdumb1]

that's when i lost it. literally used to smoke weed in high school back in the early 2000s with my dude friends with girl hair out by the quarry, i feel so seen

[@shinyman250]

Just because a guy has long hair doesn't make it "girl hair" but this was a difernent time so it not ok to say that it never was but it was more normal then

[@FridgeEggs]

@@shinyman250Have a laugh for once!! There are only two genders that are distinctly different from each other 😂, regardless of what “scholarly sources” you provide saying otherwise. It’s all indoctrination and politically driven.

[@justarandomperson2786]

@@shinyman250 ?? That's part of the videos joke. This is the onion. The entire video is satire... what makes you think a one off joke about "girl hair" is the only genuine part?

[@death-thresh9548]

​@@justarandomperson2786He probably has long hair and got offended by it somehow even though the entire video is satire

[@MT-gl4cn]

"Yea. That's weed." Man, what a professional!

[@Domingochicano]

U think he got paid for confirming it lol

[@rageraptor7127]

They say he studied for years at the nations top institutions to finally come to that conclusion

[@7heHorror]

... who called local ceramics teacher Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the seventies.

[@Bugsfuckingbunny]

don't say oh man please God bless 🙏❣️

[@scurus11scurus]

Peter's Lifestyle wait, wut?

[@IsaacKrantz]

“I don’t smell anything” homies off the gas

[@LakersFanSinceJulyst]

💀💀💀

[@prodby2kool148]

Lmaooo

[@_turner4203]

Facts

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

The worst moment is when you just finished smoking and someone walks to where you were just smoking and asks if you smell something, and you have to decide if you want to lie or tell the truth, and then from there lie again or tell the truth again.

[@trillandthome2685]

Master Pope Yoda what?😂😂 why tf wouldn’t you lie

[@jingboy7]

It was obviously Mr Thompson.

[@Flegado]

I'm pretty sure he was armed and posing a threat.

[@estebanlopez3207]

"...and Mr.Thompson ". Just cause lmao

[@ForestWhittaker-kd8qu]

Lol if they'd have checked, he'd been armed to the T I'm sure

[@maremike2691]

Every other suspect: because... Mr Thomson: .

[@alvinip9128]

Randal seems really suspicious as well I can't quite put my hands on why though

[@shnpio]

I love the suspect explanations and then just “Mr.Thompson”

[@JamalInshallah]

Reminds me of the board game Clue

[@dpcrawdad_3]

@@JamalInshallahhaha that’s so true

[@jacobpulling5144]

Dude just walked in and said, “Yeah that’s weed.”

[@glowedupdrew9842]

Jacob Pulling 😂

[@novaclapp9019]

I couldnt stop laughing 😂😂

[@makaveliba4243]

“Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”

[@clongchewy1214]

XD

[@fivefivesixMedia]

💀

[@HoldenRoss808]

“Eat shit Randall, I’m in recovery.” Gold

[@judeluff]

Holden Ross she doesn’t say eat shit she was continuing w her reporting and said something like “each of”

[@kdcoop5120]

Jude Luff no. She says eat shit lol.

[@kdcoop5120]

Jude Luff after his insult calling her a meth addict

[@jesuscovarrubias7609]

@@judeluff What!??? How did u hear Each of? Lol clearly she said Eat Shit 😂

[@HeavyFartSniffer]

Jude Luff your the one smoking the weed

[@ShitskaterNoah]

that weird couch is the most realistic part

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@baade6010]

yeeeah but theres nothing like a couch in a otherwise uncomfortable environment :)

[@LizaReads2Me]

they got rid of the weird couch at our library bc people would sleep on it all the time

[@EnergeticSpark63]

@@LizaReads2Me hey

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

@@EnergeticSpark63you alright pal?

[@Kaitheguy28]

"to bad it wasnt meth, they could have had you come down and sniff it out huh Kathy" 💀

[@user-vf3rw7qu7w]

"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"

[@anthersite1799]

“Yeah.. that’s weed.” Had me dead

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

I busted out laughing when he said that

[@Skzcore367]

💀😭

[@westleymerriweather6268]

He know exactly what it is. 💨👌

[@crypticshadows]

I live in Seattle and I can confirm that every human smokes weed there

[@Muleek.420]

Same ngl 😂😂😂😂💀

[@r1impulse564]

“i don’t smell anything, i really love the library.” makes sense

[@bervman]

Yb highh sl

[@fazo1823]

young bull was the nigga smoking it I’m already knowinn 😭

[@r1impulse564]

@@fazo1823 on god he was, he don’t know where the hell he at

[@QUIN4D]

Mans is higher than a kite

[@angelhuncho2370]

He ain't even know what it smells like

[@nunyabusiness3832]

This pops up in my feed every 2 or 3 years, and it's always golden.

[@BigDG80]

Looks like I'm not the only one.

[@V_Urizen]

hiii there xD

[@Guap.2x]

“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” 😂😂😂

[@UrOwnPapi]

“I don’t smell anything.... I really really really love the library” 😂🤣

[@ismokesweed2105]

he was baked

[@plushxwx]

Oleg Cattanach haha yeah that is the joke

[@jadenteague9196]

he look high asfk

[@TheSavvyRebel]

A true stoners spoken words! 🌬 💨

[@Stizz2Gone]

aznfetshkyle bro was high asf

[@yellowpeepee6012]

*inhales* "Yup that's weed" *Dad noises*

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Haha

[@monkeyhook6856]

I half expected him to look at one of the shelves grunt and start saying something or other about how it’s not level

[@smashpie298]

Bro its Seamus from rdr2

[@starrigby5994]

Smash Pie ooookkkkk

[@bigtate1439]

Lol I love how these older actors are so good at their satirical roles. Underappreciated masters of the craft

[@Ihavebeenwatchingyou]

and Mr Thompson.

[@personwhomadeachanneljustt5339]

"It's not like i'm Chooch or Chong or something" 💀

[@paperbackk]

underrated line

[@ik.o9978]

@@paperbackk as soon as she said it i came to look for this comment, goated +2.

[@esq73]

Here it is!!!

[@neox5642]

Cheech or chong* not chooch

[@MuteMar]

@@neox5642 ChooChoo* not Cheech or Changs...

[@ChopFromDaBlock]

Yep that’s weed 😭😭 -CeramicsTeacher2019

[@josiahdurfee8779]

2013 dumbass

[@GHOST-vu6ux]

2013*

[@ryanbrown6862]

King Cation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣they brought in a specialist yep that’s weed lmao

[@neveroffended45]

Funny because I got high with my ceramics teacher in high school

[@chapmanhere3397]

Dana White funny cause my ceramics teacher always accused me of being high

[@10konking]

I didn’t realize this was fake until the librarians

[@quinngoodman1078]

KNG NO LIMIT so the fact that this is by the onion didn’t set off any red flags.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Its only weed no one cares ofc its a joke

[@michaelgamp5848]

You know the onion isn't the best reliable source for news...

[@SoyDelSouth]

/r/atetheonion

[@Gelato41_]

_pyrex fuck oh well

[@Verenxity]

my little bro was higher than the clouds and they still couldnt pick up on him

[@GreatJinjonator]

Lmaooo at Mr Thompson being a suspect with ZERO evidence besides his picture

[@CMECLAPN]

Racial humor

[@unicorescannacorner6999]

@@CMECLAPNwhat? No?! We would Never make the ONLY Black Person in a White Environment a Suspect because of his….. (gets a Note) Oh we do… Well: (runs away and lets the Letter fall)

[@bradyl6227]

I feel really stupid for not realizing this was fake until the possible suspects part

[@smartstuf1026]

The only reason I believed it was true to the end was because I wished this was true. Not sure if this says anything about me.

[@andymcvey6342]

Brady L ....PMSL 😆....your comment make me laugh hard ! .....can just imagine you getting to that part and the news reporter starting to talk about a male suspect that looks like a girl who hangs by the quarry ....then your brain finally clicks,🤣🤣

[@kaneda7368]

you smelled the onion but didn't bite it. Don't feel bad that it almost got you, feel good it didn't. Not everyone can say the same, unfortunately.

[@joshuawalker6863]

It took me until the giant underwear

[@ashtonbailey5021]

I didn’t notice till watching it twice

[@emhxa2778]

“Yup *sighs* that’s weed..” - Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70’s

[@fecardinal4760]

Lmfao

[@feitan9696]

Well done

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I've lived in Seattle nearly my whole life and frankly I'm not sure if I would notice it now It hard cause not only is it everywhere but the smell of weed, skunk/swamps, fish, urine, industrial runoff, methamphetamine production, etc all kinda blend together after a while

[@KayJ2012]

That part Took Me Out 😂☠️

[@chris2217]

lmfaooo dutch has a plan

[@dawgcatcha1907]

“Eat shit, Randall. Im in Recovery”

[@Pankak3-mu5jb]

This popped up on my recommended for 4/20, nice😎🥦

[@evanshoulders3674]

“Yup thats’s weed” “That’ll be $3000”

[@pirate4531]

eleventh hah I'm so extremely funny

[@MarkThatNigga]

Stg they charge u for dumb shit

[@JDMBOI7]

mrs stevens: holy cow thats more than what a lb goes for! cathy: a lb of what?

[@goshogosho8331]

@@sussusamogus7331 what

[@sussusamogus7331]

@@goshogosho8331 the first guy said first but then he edited it

[@OnedayBeats]

“Yup, that’s weed”😭😭😭 That 1 got me

[@bigdog517]

@@jorgemendoza2432 well im number 666 now

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

Dude fucking same! 🤣😂

[@syfercon8699]

Bruh I swear to God, the moment I heard him say it, I was fucking dying 😂

[@richtopik]

lol

[@99d1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marklane870]

Those ladies got a contact high lol

[@Shilbossa]

"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery" 😂😅😂😅

[@scottytoohotty3461]

0:55 “Yep... that’s weed” so glad he was on the case

[@Sheistyscorpion]

Bimmer Boi 😂😂

[@lucaspaschoal2114]

That was the best part lmao

[@fantuhjc5086]

😂😂😂

[@hahawell.4913]

Is this a joke?

[@fantuhjc5086]

haha, well. Of course

[@mustangsally2048]

I love how their like “annnnd Mr. Thompson” 😂🤨

[@orvinal2883]

like no explanation or nothing

[@literaldickinass2006]

@@orvinal2883 is one needed?

[@ysnsmth]

@@literaldickinass2006 nope, that was the joke

[@Jackson-mi3dr]

He’s just a normal black guy with no history to note of, but yet he’s still a suspect. That’s the joke

[@australium7374]

bro I was having a bad day and I saw that title and I swear I laughed my ass off for 5 minutes

[@user-km6sc9nb9s]

this is straight up gold

[@3rdboywonder]

its been a decade since this has been posted and everytime i see it i still watch it

[@horo6249]

I couldn’t tell if this was real or not till she said “eat sh** Randall I’m in recovery

[@chusetodd7931]

The Onion is entirely satirical. I don’t know if you knew this already, in that case then ignore this

[@danman8337]

@@chusetodd7931 no, there into the future report was accurate

[@noukhollands]

@@chusetodd7931 i never noticed it was the union

[@elitephasegamer3825]

this shit is so funny af

[@RandyTwang]

Not familiar with the onion?

[@ObscuredByTime]

The high kid is so accurate, I almost wonder if they passed him a bong before filming.

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

it does raise questions about how that kid nailed it

[@soggy_toast_69]

Thats not actually how most act. I'm just completely normal

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

@@soggy_toast_69 that is how KIDS act, they have a low tolorance, WE act normal because WE aren't getting high, we're getting level and that's why we act normal

[@Gamingwithgabe]

Slxshie I mean most people act fine when they didn’t smoke a lot, a lot of people act like that when their tolerance is low or they just smoke a shit ton

[@linuscunttips]

Gaming With Gabe eat your cereal

[@AllTimerz]

"Yup. that's weed" 👍🏾👏🏾

[@lilbacon7777]

The kid saying "Yeah... I really, really love the library :D" always gets me

[@goforpapapalpatine5977]

I like how they described the stoned kid as a young "reading enthusiast"

[@Strix_the_wolf]

Yeah lol but was he found guilty though

[@user-viper_dragon]

I like the way that guy said yEp that's weed

[@justapandawithamachinegun7009]

The fact that they didn't suspect anything from him but accused Mr Thompson for no reason had me dying lmao

[@diobrando666]

Ikr

[@zackperreault8485]

And the expression on Dutch Gibb's face when he confirmed the smell was weed is priceless 🤣🤣

[@averyc5349]

POV: You’re wondering why this was recommended to you, but hey, you’re not complaining

[@riverlake4642]

POV: You have a shitting fetish, and this youtube comment's section is your next target

[@djsb5760]

I’m definitely not

[@hawesracing1444]

Swear

[@LIMITL5SS]

Agreed 😂

[@TotterTheHuskyYT]

Thank you

[@vioarz]

ty youtube for recommending this to me 10 years later

[@rico8017]

i love the ladies all talking at the same time

[@qrowing]

Right! They really nailed the gossipy gal pals angle lmao.

[@PERCANGLE412]

They bring in the hippie art teacher and he’s just like “ohhhh yup that’s weed alright” gotta trust him he lived in seattle in the 70s 😂

[@josephgomes4904]

it was the glory days back then, wasnt it?

[@PERCANGLE412]

@Logan Donnelly bro I thought the same shit. Even kinda sound like him

[@corporateraider9766]

Anybody else thought this was pressed the same way the milkshake brings boys?

[@halfling49]

ceramics people are a chill and peaceful bunch

[@ryanjung4416]

@@josephgomes4904 right now is the golden age for weed

[@jaqueme6567]

Let’s be honest The librarians smoked that weed

[@natashagodfrey7775]

Absolutely 🤣

[@natashagodfrey7775]

The kid found their stash in a book behind the couch and now he reads every day. He loves that library 🤣

[@shijocamp6180]

they sound like anxious birds talking to the ops

[@sebastiandesumas632]

Facts

[@Catceptionv2]

Lolol the way they’re all talking over each other 😭😂

[@Jaybird913]

This video never gets old

[@school_vlogs99]

Lil bro was the one smoking weed like “I don’t smell anything…I love this library” like 🤨🤣

[@kvngslaay8335]

“ Yep that’s Weed “ *Pre Teen high asf giving interview* “I don’t smell anything”😭😂😂😂😂😭

[@kamikaz4560]

That smile though

[@InsideOfMyOwnMind]

@@kamikaz4560 Priceless

[@lilsnoozey5555]

Pp

[@theleehasleeway]

"I really, really really love the library"

[@JuanSoto-ws5ch]

Jesus Christ loves you

[@Floyo5]

“Yup, that’s weed” 😂

[@KokoroKuro123]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethan-e8789]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jointfreund]

Yes

[@itzkevhoe3526]

😂😂😂😂

[@cooper7329]

Lol

[@martymcyourflysdown6872]

Those Librarians definitely burnt the evidence

[@theycallmetundraboy914]

The casting on all of these is so baroque. That librarian with the enormous, concerned eyes lmao. I have literally worked with so many people like that.

[@godlyopp1x980]

“To bad it wasn’t meth they would’ve had Cathy sniff it out” Cathy: “Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” had me dead

[@chris7453]

@Joe same dude that was fucking hilarious

[@MetaITurtle]

Why'd they have to ruin it by revealing it's not real lol..

[@XxSlayerxXPlaysMc]

😂😂😂 why he do Kathy like that

[@brantfowler5851]

I was not expecting that at all I was crying

[@tommyking7166]

shaaa.that rocked

[@yemenoak]

God, I wish this was real.

[@adambruins]

Probably is

[@snakeyman5560]

I hope not. I dont want the back of the library to smell like weed.

[@jjbaker9102]

It is real

[@witherfoot2634]

I'll make it happen as soon as i get back to school

[@samuelthomas7248]

Wait it isn't??

[@JimmyAndHisMeat]

Paper Boy had the weed stashed in a hollowed out book he was pretending to read

[@dpain951]

😂😂😂😂 this just randomly dropped on my feed and it’s a blessing

[@bcnicholas123]

“And Mr. Thompson” 💀

[@brodythompson5930]

Brendan yep thats me

[@Brodyjaxon]

Brody Thompson you black?

[@lildifferent4198]

that part had me dead asfk 😂

[@usernamesta3334]

I was 420 like

[@bigpoppa9451]

"Chooch and chong"

[@javianjohnson8746]

“…who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s” “Yup…that’s weed.”

[@erinsmith2713]

I live in Seattle i love how where known as potheads 😂

[@daiyu7956]

@@erinsmith2713 Wait we are? Hold up I’m bouta move.

[@awesome-xg4hl]

@@daiyu7956 we’re really not lol

[@blazingstar9638]

Lol ceramics guy

[@desireechoate7583]

My favorite part

[@FollowerofDuck]

they nail organic dialogue

[@envy3670]

"Eat shit randall im in recovery"

[@ayo2064]

List of suspects: 1. Lance - Has girl hair, hangs out by the quarry 2. Greg - Went ham on a plate of potato skins 3. M r T h o m p s o n

[@kguy6635]

Hmmm, bldm apparently?

[@ruins4]

Racist

[@splsh8539]

@@ruins4 who said what? (Genuinely confused here)

[@getsnipedhockey32]

Take a joke LMAO

[@Liam-tc8cc]

what is going on in the replies w h a t

[@doomsandwich7292]

“Well too bad it wasn’t meth they could have just had you come sniff it out huh Kathy” “Eat shit Randell I’m in recovery”

[@michaelg2502]

Perfect

[@rokeflame5288]

Yep we all heard it don’t know why you have to repeat what was said in the video...

[@chadsmith8146]

@@rokeflame5288 for the FUCKING likes dude

[@harleydanforth5986]

Roke Flame for the same reason you posted this reply that nobody cares about 😂😂😂😂

[@linakachina8819]

Chad Smith or because it was funny?

[@noax7635]

the funniest part of this is mr.thompson

[@righteousofficial2320]

"and mr.thompson..."

[@esreverniytilaer3510]

"Randall, I'm in recovery."

[@fgfam4805]

Im dead

[@childeaterieatkidz4208]

@@fgfam4805 HAHA

[@kemchobhenchod]

yeah but if he included the swear word in his original comment, youtube would have de-emphasized it

[@TheChocoboRacer]

FG Fam good

[@flounder2129]

My favorite part 🤣

[@GeoffreyBronson]

"Yep...that's weed" - Dutch Gibbs, 2013

[@Lu-dn4qz]

lol

[@mattparker3813]

😂

[@ShlimeBaller]

Geoffrey Bronson I was just about to comment that💀💀

[@podgorickirealno9934]

Hahagahahahaha

[@no-xf2kp]

*sigh*

[@khroify]

Classic! Still makes me laugh after all these years, both inside and outside a library.

[@user-zl6ty8sn7u]

I love every single line in this video

[@itspickles]

We hired a professional expert to help. *”yep, thats weed ;-;”*

[@williamfarley3794]

an expert who "lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s"

[@mrpringles6690]

I wanted to like your comment but you have 420 likes rn :c

[@jakewalker6938]

@@mrpringles6690 your act is a great honor to us all

[@brainfreeze70]

They’re like the 3 blind women from Hercules that share one eye

[@trblemker00]

l3raiNfreeZe lol!! 😂😂

[@elijahpascual2505]

They like the 3 witches from Macbeth

[@michaelnichol4085]

Lmfao

[@trickster2nd689]

On me

[@luiscamero327]

💯💯😭😭

[@user-ib6qs1tp9h]

The kid I don't smell it, because he smokes it. Yeah I just love the library lmao

[@Jazzyjazl]

This will forever be my favorite video😭

[@graysonelliott397]

I used to work in a library. I hate how accurate everything in this is.

[@loopybahamas672]

Wat

[@loopybahamas672]

Daniel Martinez double wut 😐

[@oh_its_yashiinbd766]

@Daniel Martinez o.O huh

[@zahven]

Daniel Martinez little do they know... I AM STILL THERE AND WATCHING THEM AHAHAHAHA

[@theEchannel_official]

@Daniel Martinez we? Boy what do you know about being attractive

[@BenDover-vs2oq]

Is everyone going to ignore that roast in the end

[@nosfera_2]

“eat shit randal i’m in recovery” 😭

[@yestest1066]

soicyn4sh ! That’s not the roast he was talking about

[@chadwarden6316]

Lol

[@reevesrollerz8732]

🤣🤣

[@80block_]

@@yestest1066 ur a dumbass

[@sethc4758]

"and Mr. Thompson" ... lol

[@lilysweetie8406]

“And that weird couch” 😭😭😭

[@lucifermorningstar3709]

“That boy lance who has girl hair” *alrighty then*

[@tae-007]

“i Am oFfended”

[@nicoler7373]

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING ASRGDHKJNJK

[@wetslippers63]

Who hangs out down by the quarry

[@astari_1014]

I feel attacked

[@diemonds2839]

we watched the video

[@Dylanbolton69]

“Yup that’s weed”- Ceramics teacher

[@captainmelvinseahorse3520]

Come here Coward I died laughing when I heard that 😂😂

[@user-hk6fp6li9t]

😂😂😂😂

[@chrisi8397]

Lol mine somoked

[@seanw4879]

That’s what my ceramics teacher would say

[@kate-xr3sj]

Omg lol

[@nav6550]

Lol I like how you just walks in there and says yep that's weed

[@jacobilewis9603]

The reporters dialogue at the end 😂

[@DancerFreak98]

the “and Mr. Thompson” with no explanation killed me

[@opinfine4569]

@@BamaChad-W4CHD wtf, did you even watched the video? The one who lived in seattle in the 70s was the guy who said "yeah, thats weed"

[@BamaChad-W4CHD]

Some comments got deleted. Probably too stupid. I mistakenly said Mr Thompson was the one they said "lived in Seattle for 3 years during the 70s"

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Same 😂😂😂

[@opinfine4569]

@@BamaChad-W4CHD sorry for coming off so aggressive dude, Its all good is a little mistake

[@graysonhoward1562]

I think the joke is that he’s Black

[@dxjudoka2711]

“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” lmao

[@chevyrebel2219]

Eminem hospitalized due to stroke 🤯🤯 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn3VlZuead6Yl6c

[@Memes__367]

@@chevyrebel2219 stop self promoting trash song

[@8bitblues376]

@@chevyrebel2219 lmao shut up

[@andresvillanueva5967]

@@chevyrebel2219 we don’t care nigga

[@jjackson4754]

The Onion has to bring these back. The acting is always SO good in ALL of their bits.

[@lilzip4625]

This kid looks like he’d say “The back of the weed smells like library”

[@benr.4238]

I hate it when that happens.

[@gamingbro2900]

How was this kid not a suspect 🤔

[@nazmierazali4101]

Lol, that kid clearly high

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

"the weed of the library smells like back"

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

@@gamingbro2900 Because it’s from The Onion

[@MaelysGaming]

The kid: "Yea, yea. I... I, yea really love the library" Me: I wonder why, I, I wonder why.

[@3ibad16]

It's going to help him graduate obviously

[@abdullahalharthi2429]

@@3ibad16 lmao

[@mr_dolphin621]

"I really don't smell anything"

[@coverby4k]

It's definitely him

[@sid-xf2pm]

That smile while he said it

[@user-fc4ys2ii3r]

He’s high asf that one kid 😂

[@brianellinger6622]

couple of years ago seniors didnt feel safe,.... soo, i heard that they made it safe

[@Thunderchicken69]

This is literally what local news is like in small towns in the south.

[@carlblaskovich2812]

I wish.

[@paulyou4629]

Its a blessing now

[@higuys3783]

I can comfirm

[@booskie4316]

I remember going to church and for YEARS people wouldn't shut up about some silverware robbery. That's when you know the town is DULL. Where I am now there's a nightly murder, and so I'm much happier.

[@booskie4316]

@Brainszzz It's not boring.

[@dennisbett976]

"to bad it wasn't meth, they would have let you sniffed it..." Laawwwddd😂😂😂

[@candbotchan257]

Eat shit Randall, I’m in recovery

[@ryandavis4629]

Too*

[@SawInfinite]

Ryan Davis wut kinda meth u smokin ?

[@Cammotto]

Randall I am in recovery 😂😂😂

[@dp_upperscore8119]

@@ryandavis4629 fuck off

[@RespecterAlexander]

What a great The Onion video!

[@Vadedani]

“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” 🤣💀🤣

[@sandboy5880]

"I don't smell anything but I really really really love the library" destroyed me from the inside.

[@solomale2156]

Broo this comment has 420 likes

[@jacobkuca7711]

no it doesnt@@solomale2156

[@drtx125]

@@solomale2156 no it doesnt dumb dog

[@Spliiinter444]

Ma boi was faded asf look at him💀

[@Earth2McKay]

We all knew that one kid back int he day hah.

[@SlothyFPS]

“I DONT SMELL ANYTHING” I love the library👀

[@duck6659]

So high xD

[@taysaav4704]

@@duck6659 what I was thinkin😂😂😂👀

[@praneeth3985]

hi taylor. love from india

[@googleuser5375]

Found our culprit

[@suzaneoriordan4366]

Wtf its taylor from apex shit

[@MaxFlub]

"We thought it was cookies lean cuisine"

[@littleman7317]

It looks like the librarians are the one smoking the weed😂😂

[@ZelKazekaga]

"Yep that's weed." And "That boy Lance who has girl hair."

[@JoeSki253]

😂😂😂

[@hoppingh907]

I really love the library

[@jetssanchez4991]

Ahahhahahaha

[@fakebot3111]

Sounds about Lance

[@letsbefriendsowecanmakeout]

Lolll

[@L00PdeL00P]

1:35 AGH THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

[@millky3634]

Same

[@anitabonghit7606]

If u watch more of these fake news segments this is a running joke

[@tacturtlegaming1884]

Same

[@maddiem1908]

Anita Bonghit no way, I’ve got to watch them all now lol

[@anitabonghit7606]

@@maddiem1908 you'll see it's not the same insult everytime

[@steakwilliams4448]

"Library Ladies" 😂😂

[@dieu2282]

"Eat shit Randal I'm in recovery" kills me everytime 😭

[@TiMSKiii]

WHY THEY GONNA DO MR. THOMPSON LIKE THAT LMAOOOO

[@AbsFabbs]

PapaTimmy right?!? No explanation or anything....

[@lowdieee]

FABS it was a black joke

[@ninjawhoya2073]

Statistics dont lie

[@ultraallrogers2189]

Ninja Who ya tf

[@AsianGlow]

classic