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@LivingAnachronism2 жыл бұрын
Isildur's Sister: "You have not eaten, what I have eaten" Orcs: "You have not killed, who I have killed" Theo: "You have not found the sword, that I have found" Durin IV: "You have not crushed rocks, as I have crushed rocks" Halbrand: "You have not been in imprisoned, as I have been imprisoned"
@Maerahn8 ай бұрын
Nori: "You have not had a hobo wizard-buddy, as I have had a hobo wizard-buddy." Ice Troll: "You have not been one-shotted by Galadriel, as I have been one-shotted by Galadriel." Celebrimborm: "You cannot wear a muu-muu, as I can wear a muu-muu,"
@Practice9Perfection2 жыл бұрын
The writers of this show have achieved the impossible: A perfect amalgam of a Karen and Mary-Sue in one body... Perfection...
@belegur81082 жыл бұрын
she is NO Mary Sue... far too unlikable... by almost anybody she meets
@Practice9Perfection2 жыл бұрын
@@belegur8108 Yeah, but when she DECIDES to start liking them, they all just flip a switch and like her back. No questions asked
@MrPegasusfeather2 жыл бұрын
She is the Captain Marvel in fantasy world
@cremlindor66072 жыл бұрын
Power wise, Galadriel isn't a Mary Sue
@MattSpoon072 жыл бұрын
Imagine an immortal elf falling in love with a 30 something year old single mother lmfao
@SimonPodolak2 жыл бұрын
After reviewing your auditioning tape we are happy to inform you that your on point performance is exactly the talent we like to book as male Galadriel for season 2. We've seen what you haven't seen (our eyes are better) and we as the screenwriters are convinced that the sea is always right (until it looks up, then it's a ship). Looking forward to working with you.
@JonnyLawYT2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic news.
@yarnwitch2 жыл бұрын
We are looking forward to watching his acting career grow!
@richardrose26062 жыл бұрын
Goodbye basement! 😎
@ardynizunia55252 жыл бұрын
Give him some years and this man will becomes the next critical drinker.
@MrGGlafrite2 жыл бұрын
He's good timeline critical drinker
@thedripkaiser5742 жыл бұрын
The sober critical drinker, without catchlines
@jurgenparkour93372 жыл бұрын
We should send him some bottles of whiskey and rum and vodka
@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it2 жыл бұрын
@@jurgenparkour9337 THE CRITICAL SOBRIETY
@jurgenparkour93372 жыл бұрын
@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it depressing
@LazyAstrid2 жыл бұрын
Jonny mimicking Isildur's sister will never stop being funny to me. "I had a dinneeeeer. Oh, yes, I had a dineeer. On a plaaaaate." - wow, chills
@samuelfawdry64112 жыл бұрын
Same here I am just rewatching that
@LazyAstrid2 жыл бұрын
@@samuelfawdry6411 Yeah, I think I need to see it again. It's addictive.
@samuelfawdry64112 жыл бұрын
It’s start at 8:12
@douglasarthur26732 жыл бұрын
At least she’s got a nice rack.
@Clint522792 жыл бұрын
I died... I had a dinner... on a plate and I died. 🤣
@Yusuf_K72 жыл бұрын
I like how the buildings don't just collapse, but crumble BEFORE the flood hits them.
@majkus2 жыл бұрын
Well, the earth is shaking too. Besides, it's a dream; although of course they will re-use this when Númenor actually founders. I do not know why they thought it was a good idea to 'give away' so much of this spectacle at this early point. It could have been teased out with just a few frames, which would build interest and heighten the sense of it being a dream or vision. But most people like this sequence so I seem to be the one out of touch here.
@CindyLouWho772 жыл бұрын
Okay, I knew I should have read all of the comments before posting my loquacious comment involving the basic laws of physics, etc., as you’ve stated it much more succinctly.
@Yusuf_K72 жыл бұрын
There was one reviewer, whose name I can’t recall, who said it best: Every story of entertainment has its flaws, and in order for the audience not to nitpick said flaws, the story needs to be good enough to make them turn a blind eye to them. This story is, unfortunately, not so.
@exteareviews71392 жыл бұрын
Wenn Tamar said "the elves ar taking ma jobs", i was overwelmed with emotions, truly one of the greatest moments in modern tv.
@daviddelmundo21872 жыл бұрын
Yes the elves taking their shitty jobs
@Nerazmus2 жыл бұрын
Yea. Those dirty uneducated elves. They are coming in fleets to take our jobs and eat our children. Someone should build a wall around Numenor.
@stephenmeinhold54522 жыл бұрын
this is great entertainment but not as the makers intended, sadly i have an alergic reaction to shit so i cant watch it.
@MattSpoon072 жыл бұрын
Imagine an immortal elf falling in love with a 30 something year old single mother lmfao
@TheSuperappelflap2 жыл бұрын
DERR TERK ERRR JERRRRBS!!!!
@swensandor2 жыл бұрын
Forget everthing concerning amazon reviews and ratings. I wrote a well founded critique after each and every single episode so far, no bullying, no swearing, no insults and so on. Just normal, politely written critical reviews. Of course I gave each and every episode only one star. NOT A SINGLE of my reviews have ever been published. It's nothing but Amazon giving a sh*t on what its costumers think.
@seregrian56752 жыл бұрын
Mellon nin, I hope you preserved those reviews - I and others would dearly enjoy reading them
@charliegeo27792 жыл бұрын
I’m not watching this shit show, but I’m really enjoying your reviews. Great sense of humor and amazing blue eyes. And yes, you did nail the audition for Galadriel for season 2.
@misiopuchatek1522 жыл бұрын
9:50 My father single-handedly sailed to Valinor? That's another level of badass! I'd use both hands to sail...
@helenwhs2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Earendil didn’t sail alone (that would be dumb); the Valar sent his crew back after he arrived.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
iz nothing g-lad swam all the way back
@misiopuchatek1522 жыл бұрын
@@scambammer6102 still both hands… Noob… 😂
@juliemaiifanai83652 жыл бұрын
He had a whole crew... and his wife... and he had a frikin silmaril strapped to his head just so the straight road could be accessed. I know the show writers are taking liberties, but man....
@misiopuchatek1522 жыл бұрын
@@juliemaiifanai8365 But the appendicies... 😉 Yes, they have no idea how to write any dialog or properly use the lore.
@kamion532 жыл бұрын
In the lore Sauron "died" in the destruction of Numenor, with dying it ment that as a Maia his spririt did not die, but he was no longer capable to take a descent shape. Peter Jackson took the liberty to turn Sauron in the Lidless EyE.
@ItsSVO2 жыл бұрын
He did so because he needed the antagonist to be represented in some way for the audience because Sauron isn’t physically present in the books other than gollums description of him and his hand.
@Mrspuma5272 жыл бұрын
Knocked it out of the park with this one, Jonny. 😂😂 Episode four is my breaking point and it’s the women: Galadriel and Tar-Muriel, the Bestest and smartest of their kind. Bronwyn - savior of her people and rations. Disa - saves dwarves lives by singing to the mountain. Anerion - foreshadowed to being the architect for Minis Tirith and all the beautiful architecture found in Gondor. I’m a woman for god’s sake and can’t stand them. Give me Aragon, Gimli, Legolas, Eomer, Feromir, etc. any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Like an addict, I’m quitting this show cold turkey.
@CindyLouWho772 жыл бұрын
Eh, we ruin everything. Just a bunch of hollow-headed bodies walking about! Only good for breeding and feeding. But seriously, for all of their talk about inclusivity and depicting women more powerfully, this show (and it’s just from clips and commentary that I know anything about it since I refuse to watch it, but when feminists are saying the same - I like a broad spectrum of opinions, though Johnny’s are the most level headed, particularly for how comical they are - I’ve seen more than enough to have formed a fairly educated opinion of my own), this show is doing a shit job. I don’t know if it’s the showrunners, writers, or actors’ faults - maybe all of them - the traits that eventually made Galadriel the strongest being in Middle Earth are woefully absent. The scene of the female dwarf yelling at her kids; I mean, Jesus Christ. The rest are a complete mess as well. It’s just another angle for the show runners to deflect criticism; if you don’t like the show, you’re a racist, misogynist, or both. I’m sure those people exist in the fandom, as they do in every other fandom and life in general, but this leftist feminist takes umbrage with everyone being painted with the same brush. Also, cancel culture is bullshit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
@narudan2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Éowyn in the original trilogy, that's an actual kickass woman.
@MariaIsabellaZNN2 жыл бұрын
I liked how the sister constantly walks around clutching a rolled up building blueprint in her hand, so you don't forget she is a very smart architect! What clever writing and character design.
@dawnnelio68622 жыл бұрын
@@MariaIsabellaZNN what is even her purpose? She literally just walks around staring at people 😳
@Mrspuma5272 жыл бұрын
@@narudan Yes, and in the movies she is portrayed very similar to how the Professor wrote her. Imagine if these show runners would have tried to do the same thing with the canon characters? RoP might be watchable. 🥲 maybe
@theushersden2 жыл бұрын
The scene where the orc strikes a Dracula pose and starts babbling before chasing the boy outside (it wasn't even sunny), the 'cease comparing me to a horse' line, the blooming romance sub-plot with 'Isil''s sister straight out of The OC, the way Karendriel overpowers and locks four or five armed guards in a cell... This trainwreck just keeps going :)))
@yarnwitch2 жыл бұрын
Yes! It’s a strait up Bella Lugosi move from the Dracula movie! My hubby and I have made a running gag out of it! I about died laughing after seeing the orc do it too.
@floriangeyer12 жыл бұрын
Karendrial ... 😂
@richardrose26062 жыл бұрын
Man, orcs are NOT vampires who burst into flame in sunlight. The writers are simpletons.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
@@richardrose2606 there was also, you know, the other side of the grove. They could have just gone around.
@arleygomez4652 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm only watching this show for the youtube reviews, which are 1000x more entertaining.
@dewulfe99132 жыл бұрын
Urrgh, not only did Galadriel never visit Numenor, she certainly never foresaw Numonor's fall through a Palantir. BUT YES WHAT SWEET BOUNTY THIS SCENE DOTH BRING...."You have not ____ what I have ____"....ah yes, the memes will flow!! Let the memes flow through you!! Johnnny's delivery here killed me too "You have not Touched what I have TOUCHED!" XD
@MattSpoon072 жыл бұрын
Imagine an immortal elf falling in love with a 30 something year old single mother lmfao
@lordbezzington84352 жыл бұрын
"just nipping out for some pipeweed"
@richardrose26062 жыл бұрын
Someone he's known since she was a baby. Groomer much?
@kimberlyoldschool2 жыл бұрын
Given that she’s dressed like she’s working on a farm outside of Portland, in 1992, the relationship is the least weird part of it. I don’t care that it’s a fantasy series - there is no world of this type in which a woman would walk around with what looks like just an apron on over a bra, and hair held back with a giant stretchy headband.
@pegah_di2 жыл бұрын
You can't compare the acting on this show to a second grade school act. It's offensive to second graders everywhere.
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips24752 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say man, that you are amazing at what you do. Great charm and wit. Everything that Rings of Power lacks and that you deserve your success.
@seethroughlife14812 жыл бұрын
Whilst I do agree, I wouldn’t necessarily compliment someone on their wit, from an edited video recording
@lovedefault11672 жыл бұрын
"the rest of the episode is boring as shit n im not gona talk about it" 😂😂😂u killed me!
@aragmarverilian82382 жыл бұрын
When this show gets to season 3, we will be watching a copy of Crouching Galadrrrrrrielelel and Flying Arrrrondirrrr.
@simonson76532 жыл бұрын
No they will cancel the serie after this season
@seregrian56752 жыл бұрын
@@simonson7653 From your mouth to Elbereth's ear...
@aragmarverilian82382 жыл бұрын
@@simonson7653 They already have shot the second and were working on the third season.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
@@aragmarverilian8238 somebody should shoot this season
@eziomorte33802 жыл бұрын
Nah, Sauron's physical form actually died in Numenor in 2nd Age but we all know what happened next. So Halbrand dying there would be the only canon thing after 4 hours of fanfiction. By the way, you do realize that the ONLY character\actor that has some charisma on screen is actually Halbrand\Sauron right? Like Annatar. In a paraller universe this would be a brilliant, subtle hint by the writers\directors but in our universe they are way too stupid and incompetent, it was just luck.
@theghostofbabanovac70692 жыл бұрын
at the beginning of the episode : - Numenoreans : "the elves took er jerbs" (nevermind 99% never saw an elf before Galadriel arrived) at the end of the episode : - Numenoreans : "who's willing to go & die fighting for the elf ? me, me ,me..... " i hate the writers
@jeydaness2 жыл бұрын
Loved the Slipknot references. Hilarious and spot on review as usual
@yarnwitch2 жыл бұрын
The muumuu returns!! ❤ We missed you, muumuu! Jonny, I laughed so hard I cried with this vid! The cape movement has been a running gag with me and my husband for ages now. That totally made my freaking day. 😂
@poppedweasel2 жыл бұрын
Have been watching your journey through the ring with great interest and today I actually collapsed from laughing so hard.
@samuelfalzun46862 жыл бұрын
This channel is such a gem
@RoGameReview2 жыл бұрын
:))))))
@Kopyrda2 жыл бұрын
That line about a show being a porn parody - and that actually explaining much - was the best joke I've heard in possibly months.
@DJdext2 жыл бұрын
So the orcs kept the elf's sword and bow in a locker? Like how did he did all his gear back? Speaking of how is it the orcs clearly we're going out in the sun but once the elf and the two other made the clearing they couldn't follow or shoot more arrows. Not that they could hit a mark with them but still.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
they could just circle to the other side of the glen. those some dumb orcs.
@Gilgalad0072 жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this episode. I really did, but I just couldn't get through it all. 5 minutes in and I've simply decided that I want Sauron, errrr...Halbrand...to win. I just want to see Galadriel dead and rotting along the side of a back alley somewhere. God how horrible can this character get? Let the orcs kill all the elves and THIS Middle Earth would be a better place.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
adar the merciful medic is the most sympathetic character in the show
@kimberlyoldschool2 жыл бұрын
Halbrand is 100% the smartest and most likable character so far.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlyoldschool no it’s Adar. He shows tender mercy to wounded orcs and captured elves
@rockencook2 жыл бұрын
Galadrial throwing those 5 soldiers behind bars had all the drama of the Duke boys escaping from Roscoe's jail.
@TheEldritchGod2 жыл бұрын
Didn't you know? When you get to a location, it unlocks the fast travel.
@saelind732 жыл бұрын
Sedition (noun): conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch. Did she actually do that? Do they even know the meaning of the words they use?
@cherrymoore51662 жыл бұрын
Johnny you need to make your vids longer 😜 your reactions are brilliant 🤣 xx
@aminuolawale18432 жыл бұрын
When the guy haranguing the crowd yelled "Beltalowda!", I really felt it deep.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
mars has really gone downhill...
@MajorSmurf2 жыл бұрын
I just like the fact they can't come with any semi decent ideas of how to get character from point A to point B. We somehow have Galadriel *offscreen* fighting 5 guards and getting them all in her cell. How? I don't know. I guess a billion can't buy you fight coordinators or stunt doubles or anything really. Adar just randomly releases male OC elf because he wants a message delivered... Er... Why? Yes you prisoner go forth with this message. *2 mins later* Oh shit he's running the wrong way. OI! Stop no! Go West! WEST I SAID! OH dam it this is the twelfth one this month to run the wrong way. Jeff go raid another village. We need more messengers. Seriously the plot needed OC elf for next plot point and they couldn't think of anything creative to get him there. Maybe the prisoner escape from previous episode should have been successful if you needed him to be elsewhere. Also note how orcs attack him. You would think Adar would give him something to let them know he's a messenger. Also don't give weapons back to a prisoner Adar. I just don't understand the logic in this show. I think the plot has a split personality at this point. This show has more plot holes than actual plot. How that's possible I don't know. Jeff my man you need to check where your money is going cause it is not going into this show. Someone is running off with a couple of hundred mil in their pockets.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
I liked how elrond just popped back and forth between moria and elf land
@puddintoot2 жыл бұрын
At this point they should just say Sauron is posing as Galadriel and they real Galadriel is locked up somewhere. That way they can recast Galadriel
@SaintNemo522 жыл бұрын
Ill admit seeing the fall of Numenor is the first thing to excite me from this show
@alexgeorge29932 жыл бұрын
Rings of Boredom will go down in history as the only show that inspires self harm.
@Nishanth_mementomori2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but "Yassss elrond slayyy" had me wheezing 🤣🤣
@stephendonaghey12612 жыл бұрын
Yea, my wife reckons she’s had a bit too much elf Botox!!
@ancaraiii2 жыл бұрын
It's Botox. That's why her forehead and eyebrows don't emote along with the rest of her face. I know because I literally just had it done for the first time and it's hilarious! I can't furrow my brows or move my forehead at all. My co-workers have been teasing me for days 🤣
@ancaraiii2 жыл бұрын
@@zoebaggins90 Maybe. No idea. Her acting I this is still atrocious botox or not. 👍
@banek0102 жыл бұрын
I think sauron was at numenor when it flood and died thats why he lost some of his powers like shapeshifting
@SN00PICUS2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he lost the ability to take "a fair form, appealing to the eyes of Eldar and Man".
@andreasgoransson2 жыл бұрын
Cruz Córdova makes Jaden Smith look like Denzel Washington.
@williedells2 жыл бұрын
Ah, thanks Mr. Law. Now I'm all caught up, furthering validating "I just can't anymore" after EP1 15 minutes in. Must be painful for you to endure these episodes.
@sprintstothebathroomdaily24292 жыл бұрын
You can excuse the enforced diversity as just a part of 2022 But pinning the success of the show to a terribly written character with zero likeability is what kills it. Even if it wasn't Tolkien, just a generic fantasy world it's still crap Aren't the timelines also way off. Seems a long way from the death of Sauron. Isildur is a human. How long this guy gonna live
@coffeebreakhero37432 жыл бұрын
I feel like if someone knew lipsync they could uncover some really triggering dialogue they had to cover up with the over-dub. there's also clearly a few instances in the episode they cut conversations mid way, like when Elrond talks to durin
@allenwilhelm77992 жыл бұрын
Please do elaborate
@ComradeCommissarYuri2 жыл бұрын
Mirial: “here touch this” Guyladrial: “I need an adult!!”
@killgriffinnow2 жыл бұрын
Elrond - "My Dad sai;ed all the way to Valinor single handedly" Galadriel - "In a ship?" "Yeah." "Tha's nothin. Bloody luxury a ship. I had to swom all t'way back. In an evening dress! E were lucky!!" "Aye - an you try tellin the kids o tady, an they won believe ye""
@escarretada2 жыл бұрын
And if Galadriel is Sauron? That would make the série great since she is already the most hated
@nimrodarsenal2 жыл бұрын
Yass Elrond… Slayyyy 😂😂
@KeytarArgonian2 жыл бұрын
Galadriel in LotR > ‘I know what it is you saw’ Galadriel in RoP > ‘I know what it is… to be the only one who sees’ 🙄 Yes. We noticed well done. 🙄
@Idengard Жыл бұрын
Galadriel doesn’t move her mouth much either. I wished she wouldn’t move it at all. It looks so revolting when she does. It’s an insult to guinea pigs
@jiks2702 жыл бұрын
"Act with your feet, not with your face" Galadriel, 2022 2nd age
@creatrixZBD2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying this from the start. Karendriel’s paralysed face is just uncanny valley. Watching the few mobile muscles constrict around the paralysed ones is quite scary/fascinating. That absolutely blank, unmoving forehead! Why would an actor do that to their face? Seems totally counterproductive to their art. Boggled
@audreybailey51392 жыл бұрын
Botox?
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
@@audreybailey5139 Buttocks
@creatrixZBD2 жыл бұрын
@@audreybailey5139 i don’t know, maybe. It’s not my place to judge what someone does to their face, (and that’s not what I’m doing, just to be clear), just as a professional choice it seems like one of the worst things you could do for the practice of your craft.
@audreybailey51392 жыл бұрын
@@creatrixZBD making an observation isn't judging. Asking questions is not judging. It's too bad this actor was chosen for this part, she's probably a fine actor. But this is a poorly written and directed series. A gracious, powerful woman character has been turned into a petty, angry, spoiled child character.
@everythingphil93762 жыл бұрын
1:11 Actually, Sauron was in Numenor when it sank. His body was destroyed but his spirit traveled back to middle-earth.
@64kernel2 жыл бұрын
Good racism, bad racism.. I laughed so hard, in my mind, but still..cause I got Guyladriel syndrome.
@kenneth83DK2 жыл бұрын
What if Galadrrrrriiiellll is suffering from a neurological decease that disables 80% of her face muscles, maybe it's a curse brought by Saur....uhm I mean Halbrand. Still doesn't explain her behavior, but that could be put down to a personality disorder since the "writers" are so focused on making the show so brave and inclusive.
@moon_gardens2 жыл бұрын
OMG, you cannot see the future whatching inside a Palantir, this is not how it works! The Palantiri are just communication tools (from Quenya "palan" - far + "tir" - watch) and they connect the people who use them. To have a glimps of the future events, Galadriel actually uses a Mirror, a basin forged in silver filled with water that can show a lot of things, past, present, possible future and hidden desires of who's watching. I'm wondering if Rings of Power's writers have at least seen P.J. trilogy. I bet not.
@evanpenn1 Жыл бұрын
I saw one picture of the show-runners and I knew, beyond any doubt, that this show was doomed. Two people who look like that....don't know anything about life.
@crispycleanerboi2 жыл бұрын
My review still wasn't published after a week and I deliberately avoided any of the trigger words that would have gotten it banned. So yeah Amazon is curating hard
@SN00PICUS2 жыл бұрын
Let's hear it for team Sauron! 🔥👁🔥
@martindhw2 жыл бұрын
The only thing I liked about this episode was that the Orcs called the baddy "father". The rest was trash.
@felixfletcher8070 Жыл бұрын
hands down your funniest video I've watched. guinea pig face at 3:06 had me cracking up so hard! when Morfydd Clark does move her face you get things like the horse riding scene on the beach, which is almost worse but great for comedy
@lovetaloveyababy39772 жыл бұрын
Hey man, you are back.... in a big way! Congrats!!! You have been missed. Keep reaching for the stars, you are well on your way.
@JonnyLawYT2 жыл бұрын
So good to hear from you again my friend, thought you went missing on me!
@tjq43782 жыл бұрын
I just realized you've only been uploading for a month. Keep it up man! You're natural. Funny stuff.
@JonnyLawYT2 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks dude I appreciate that
@thor80092 жыл бұрын
It's one of the shows ever made in my opinion, and it has some of the actors ever cast too
@TheSuperappelflap2 жыл бұрын
You may not like it, but this is what peak television looks like. I havent enjoyed watching a tv show this much since Firefly or Battlestar Galactice. For different reasons.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
peak garbage television FIFY
@Amrah752 жыл бұрын
Haha I read a review saying it made House of Dragons look amateur and so wanted it to be true and so I checked it out after watching three episodes of House of Dragons in a row. Couldn't get through one episode. Shame really. If they really wanted to waste a billion dollars they gave me some haha. Shame.
@wd29892 жыл бұрын
After 4+ hours of showtime, I counted 24 named characters… 10 Tolkien characters and 14 Amazon characters The 10 Tolkien characters are butchered and not like their book counterparts at all - maybe with the exception of King Durin III. I’m just angry about that. What a waste of Tolkien’s creativity as source material. 🤬🤬🤬 The 14 Amazon characters are not well developed at all - with the exception of Disa and Nori. The other 12 are either purposefully kept a mystery (Adar, Halbrand, & The Stranger) or not written with any depth.
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
@@zoebaggins90 compared to everyone else in the show she is
@puddintoot2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I’ve ever thought the parody to a show would be a well written serious one LOL
@puddintoot2 жыл бұрын
@@zoebaggins90 with Galadriel’s plot armor anything is possible
@danieleverett42132 жыл бұрын
Isildur is the ultimate Slipknot fan
@therealinformalmusic2 жыл бұрын
Arondir says to Theo, “Come with me if you want to live!”
@lauriealexander97002 жыл бұрын
They had Botox in Middle-earth .. ?
@philipbutler66082 жыл бұрын
Galadriel will swim to middle earth. Amazon started at the last days of The second age. I have no idea why they could have done the whole 3500 years with different characters and eras every season.. the tempest in me is a plagiarized line from Elisabeth the Golden Age where she says there is a Hurricane in me to the bitchy little Spanish Ambassador.
@JoeTheLion602 жыл бұрын
The sea is always right :-)
@jeanrock3047 Жыл бұрын
7:15 I cannot even begin to explain how many times that has gotten stuck in my head and played over and over.
@C0rn1232 жыл бұрын
that slipknot eyes joke 🤣
@sagethegreat46802 жыл бұрын
Hey the sea is always right and the sea really really really wants to get rid of galadriel.
@lilrosetattoo2 жыл бұрын
10:07 I damn near pissed my pants laughing. You earned my sub sir.
@DanTheMan-yx9vw2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Pharazon looks like Little John out of Robin Hood Prince of Thrives? 🤔
@jacklawrence2212 Жыл бұрын
Seriously funny stuff, Mr Law. 'I had a dinner! On a plate!' Cracks me up.
@msalvarez742 жыл бұрын
I almost fell asleep twice while watching this episode. Lol. Why am I torturing myself? Lol. Oh, because of the title and my love for LOTR. Still hoping for the best. Lol
@gwenivercall2 жыл бұрын
I mean, at least Elrond mentioned the Valar? But yes, that looks and sounds pretty underwhelming, especially the whole reframing of the issues the Numenoreans had with the Elves in economic terms- wait wait wait. Is this going to be a trade dispute? Has someone been watching the Phantom Menace??? Also, I hate the whole natural disastery, 2012 (Roland Emmerich movie) feel of the fall of Numenor. There's is a specific reason Numenor was wiped off the face of Arda, and that hasn't even been fricking mentioned. Lol, the palantir stream was stuck on the Discovery: Tsunami channel. A very special episode of "Seconds from disaster: Numenor".
@scambammer61022 жыл бұрын
the sooner numenor gets wiped out the better. Hopefully with all of the characters on it.
@markkettlewell7441 Жыл бұрын
Actually Sauron was consumed in the Downfall of Numenor. He fled back to Middle Earth as a weakened spirit and lost the ability to appear fair in the eyes of men and elves. But he accomplished the task of destroying the one power in the world that could defeat him, Numenor.
@FatboyMcfat2 жыл бұрын
The slipknot concert dig... Hey!... yeh alright.
@authorofgriz2 жыл бұрын
You better not have spooked the infinite line of Jonny's with that intro. Small hat people are not built to witness disasters
@treasurecave4312 жыл бұрын
The dialogue... Oh my goodness... Is this what 1 billion dollars makes??
@blackswanf4u2 жыл бұрын
Halbrant litterally said the following: "Give them a means of mastering it. So that you can master them." so they really suck at writing or they think their audience forgets quickly/doesnt pay attention...
@ЖудаМ2 жыл бұрын
This dude is like a mix of Jake Gyllenhaal and Critical Drinker
@DavidWiles2 жыл бұрын
As they say in parts of the UK, about RoP in general: "What a load of ol' cobblers!"
@aloncorp2 жыл бұрын
Man I love your reviews. You're mad funny. Keep up the good work
@dnaseb92142 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Amazon had the balls to have Sauron slay fakeGaladrielle. And real Galadrielle shows up after in the story. They be like "gotcha" she was a original character.
@Switcharoo82 Жыл бұрын
I have to warn you Ms Jonny 🤔 Either i have to find a app to record your sound in the beginning of this video... Orrrr i have to stalk you 😈🤣😂 Because hearing you go "Booo!" is going to be my message-tone. Best thing i've heard in years 🤣👍🏽😂 Thanks for the video, btw 🙏🏽💪🏽
@Keln022 жыл бұрын
They've managed to make Galadriel an unenjoyable character
@kin_andybrid30962 жыл бұрын
The more and more i watch these episodes, the more of my brain celles dies. This is why the show should NEVER EVER HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE! Go back and watch the Lord of the rings trilogies instead or the hobbit for that matter. They are way better then whatever this show is!
@CindyLouWho772 жыл бұрын
I don’t watch the show; your commentary and clips are more than sufficient. Question, however; in the dream with the enormous wave destroying Númenor, and perhaps my understanding of physics is remedial, but how exactly does a wave knock over large, granite buildings before ever reaching them? Am I being too particular? I mean, a billion dollar budget, I’d imagine someone has at least a base understanding of the fundamentals of physics. No? They fired that person as they refused to work for minimum wage because…Amazon be Amazoning? Right, makes sense. Thank you, as always, for taking one for the team by watching this shit and for your jokes and comic timing; perfecto!
@darianstarfrog2 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's made of cake
@CindyLouWho772 жыл бұрын
@@darianstarfrog That would sadly make sense.
@Lord_Numpty2 жыл бұрын
That grin in the thumbnail is the grin of a man who has completely snapped, wants to lock everyone from the show in a barn and set it on fire. Which admittedly is similar to the rest of the thumbnail, but still.
@ynnosredd31902 жыл бұрын
lol my same reaction when i saw Adar. 'it's uncle Benjen'
@JessitoBG2 жыл бұрын
Front roll seat to a Slipknot concert....haahahaahahah! That was gold!
@rumfordc2 жыл бұрын
dude that Slipknot joke was KILLER 🤣😂 had me actually laughing out loud. well done 👍