The New Zealand Today Podcast Ep 2 - The Dargaville Beauty Contest is Cancelled

[@mymelancholia]

I use to serve Karen at New World, Stokes Valley. She was always very lovely 😊

[@tanssi2145]

You ever see Rachel shout Jade and Deon after giving the pokies a good ol slap?

[@mymelancholia]

Seen Rachel when i was working at New World, never asked Karen if she got her $20 back from Rachel though 😂

[@tanssi2145]

@@mymelancholia hahahah omg incredible! Best not get involved in that one

[@mspaint93]

I can imagine! She seems like a sweetie 😸

[@AwakenedAvocado]

Did u take her 20 bucks

[@DeeOldChook]

❤ ya both

[@aidangreen152]

Guy: "no racial slurrs" Karen: "nah they'll do anything" Hahahahahhaaha🤣

[@LeonDonnelly23]

Hi from England, Guy. Started watching your videos during lock down. You’re crack up alright. Karen is ace. Happy New Year to you both!

[@northwall9243]

This is a lot of fun, definitely keep making em

[@misdis1614]

Karen is a true oracle, she knew Benjamin was rotten

[@yessiryousir]

Karen needs a slot on a radio show!!

[@MM-wo5uk]

This podcast really came out swinging! Loved Karen's take on Palestine - so true.

[@donjohns4878]

Cheers from sunny Oz. Brilliant stuff.

[@jackiebrown3083]

Fair call Karen on the tribunal comment. I’m māori and agree with that statement but also, urban māori need to apply for grants through their hapu. The problem is that urban māori don’t know where they’re from so they don’t know who to apply to for grants. Urban māori are learning though, i’m one myself 😊

[@jackiebrown3083]

Also, each community has their robin hoods 😂 we all know one hahaha

[@alicyamayes6392]

I wish more people knew the lore so they could really appreciate this

[@braindead8812]

love the podcast Guy!

[@MartinBrother409]

I'm losing my mind hearing "loser plates" for 90 seconds straight

[@leeannemcphee601]

Watching from Australia. This is so funny 😂 Guy your such a legend!!!

[@freebeerishere]

one of the most heartwarming and thoughtful podcasts i’ve listened to.

[@_bodypot3623]

'Stand alone comedian' is vVERY funny

[@jackiebrown3083]

Karen not knowing that control over your emotions is the highest form of self control!When you have self control you’re truly living in the present. She’s on man 🤙🏾

[@cerealspiller6168]

I am pleasantly surprised by her solidarity with Palestine. I did not expect that opinion to come out of the mouth of this ruthless debt collector.

[@alexfitzer1631]

I'm in the states and I need a New Zealand Today shirt!

[@DannBP1]

How does one go about obtaining an NZT T-shirt?

[@SamNLanger]

I love this new podcast :)

[@TheDickieP]

These keep on getting better

[@jeanettetuhi7973]

I love you guys 😂😂 best podcast in the world 😂😂

[@birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064]

My mum is old like 60 and she calls her friends girlfriends

[@druidshmooid]

2024 is looking back and Karen spitting fire about Bibi

[@MsAlien911]

I love karen. Beautiful soul

[@Rohxx420]

9:36 Perfect reaction

[@s0m3cunt91]

How can one be a Volunteer while accepting Government Handouts? Good Question eh.......

[@annak5249]

Hey Karen😉

[@elliottstoddart5097]

Keep it up so funny

[@birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064]

I loved that episode of you tracking her down

[@jackiebrown3083]

Ngā mihi Karen’s māmā 🤍🤍🤍🤍

[@jackiebrown3083]

Not all superhero’s wear capes

[@dantaylor897]

Top notch entertainment,fukin lovin it down here in Dunno's.

[@jrnaki903]

l elect Karen as the NZ Priminister. Can't beat common sense

[@unnunn12]

when are yous coming to port hedland wa for a live show?

[@85jacob85]

Kazza!!!

[@beneltonturkeyslap]

too good

[@switzerland3696]

Guy you are out classed by Karen, and it was also disappointed to see you putting out bullying tweets on twitter..

[@jackiebrown3083]

Guy is highly intelligent and that’s what girls are attracted to but other boys who aren’t can see that attraction so they take down their competitor [insert bullying]. It’s only human nature so if you’re smart you would know this and still kill it being nerdy. Now if you’re also funny? 🎉!

[@fwabcaf]

Cheers Guy!

[@lancestrickland2092]

Marcus Lush has a lot to answer for

[@pladohparty8963]

Welp she had a point

[@venicegoulden3399]

Ayeee Feilding 😂

[@Torbea]

Guy is definitely 420 friendly

[@nikauadams590]

Nice upload Guy!

[@KartiniC]

Hello

[@daneilrafael4824]

Hi

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Well hello Kartini

[@pacman2369]

Why do you people let your cat government treat you like children in prison. One person gets sick and shut down the country!! What a joke. Give yourselves an uppercut NZ leaders! And yes, we are laughing at you.

[@om1701d]

First and best

[@dylanarnold5010]

This is gold 👌

[@Marantzzz]

Episode three ma ba?

[@ajaygreenthumb]

Karen is a fuckin legend.

[@yettheresonetheyfear]

You guys are legendary. Fist pump. Haha

[@thirdbird1863]

She knows nothing about Israel poor lady

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

Yeah like fuck I don't

[@zingaa2328]

Go ahead remove this one also, (Karen)

[@joemcpherson4367]

Free Palestine

[@thirdbird1863]

@@joemcpherson4367 cut out aw

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

@@joemcpherson4367 Dead fkn right Joe

[@domszzz6800]

Shout-out to Paul at rimutaka prison 🤣🤣

[@colinmack9877]

The Dargaville beauty contest was called Kumara Queen in the past every one wants to be a kumara queen not a beauty queen LOL

[@bernmahan1162]

Guy, you are great but please let Karen talk more. Her stories are hilarious. Just light the fuse and stand back. Never return to the lit firework!

[@daneilrafael4824]

Guy is the best comedian in nz IMO. He's hilarious.

[@oliverpullock8603]

best thing to come out of 2021 by far

[@sunitrakahu5214]

Karen is such a gem 💎 this was hilarious and on point. Best poddy on KZbin, keep them coming 🙏🏽

[@pjmbuleau_images.]

Loving the podcasts. Watching from PNG🇵🇬

[@mervswan1121]

Awesome , just tell everyone how it is , no pussyfooting , love ❤ it

[@AwakenedAvocado]

Wish our fkn nz government was like that. Karen 4 prime minister jacinda can gtfo

[@steveo9730]

Absolute Rollercoaster 😄

[@velocecarriola9214]

Love it. Tuning in from Australia because this far better viewing than anything we have to offer.

[@romanbrandle319]

Same

[@WoodysOpinion101]

Lol why don't you get out of the house and stop collecting benefits then...LOL

[@NickMate]

Karen for Prime Minister

[@cantfindcharlie]

best podcast ever

[@organicplantman]

This is the most unreal , real thing on the KZbin's. Netflix it's time to give these two a show😉

[@thedappercook]

No please don't suggest Netflix it will change the whole thing entirely. Look at New Zealand today once TV3 took it over.

[@weap1029]

@@thedappercook I agree completely. A decentralised form of patreon would be the best method for things like this.

[@RobertSawrey]

Did Karen always have anisocoria? She might have a tumour??

[@halomena]

yo where the link to isaacs spotify page??

[@CherryMuffinXD]

Holy shit Karen is based

[@sadmansafat5784]

I really appreciate what the Karen said. The first debate was worthy of heaps of likes.

[@donbrashsux]

She’s correct about Israel..

[@donbrashsux]

Karen’s a natural comedian..

[@crackupkiwiclips7886]

iconic kiwi character

[@tedheath9018]

I love Karen

[@idokisme]

karen's so funny, she reminds me of my aunty lmao.

[@stuupid_]

another amazing episode Guy, keep it up

[@chrisjohnson6199]

Gotta respect Guy desperately trying to keep this on topic, but the stories just spiral off into a million different avenues

[@relax101mag]

When the comedy ends, the politics takes over. Not funny. Waste of time. We can get our politics elsewhere not from you.

[@somanytakennames]

Translation: “You’re expressing political views I don’t like so shut up”

[@npeasee5105]

@@somanytakennames no expressing political views on a comedy podcast. Cant they just keep politics out of it. Especially when its shoehorned in.

[@mervswan1121]

@@npeasee5105 says who ? Get over yourself

[@burneryoutube1727]

Guy Williams has always had a political slant on his comedy. Comedy is often used to question the current state of things and highlight injustices. It’s a vehicle for change. This podcast is about NZ, and current events, so of course politics are going to be discussed. Especially when it comes to how they impact every day kiwis like Karen and Guy.

[@somanytakennames]

@@npeasee5105 What Rhiannon said. Guy has always sprinkled politics into his comedy, it’s kinda hard not to when satire is your thing. Not his fault you and the OP haven’t recognised that.

[@lightfoot.2000]

Eye Love New ZeaLand!!! 😁😎 from new zealand this is Golden !!! ArohaNui 🤘🤪

[@sticknz]

Uhhhh they didn't just invade them. The Arabs attacked Israel from multiple directions with superior numbers. But they were shit at war. Israel could have gone further.

[@20fuckingwhacks81]

No Israel became war mongers Britain was not able to take over any other nation & throw them out for the boat people & this is what turn arabs into war plop right in the heart of the middle east how fkn absurd & theres never been peace since they arrived & took another nations homes & land it's all Britains fault like half of this fkd up world is because of the fkn whinging poms

[@jimmy_1236]

I’ve watched 2 episodes very happy with the podcast

[@jimmy_1236]

Pt2

[@shanemaher5150]

Karen what an inspiration !!!!! “Have confidence” also “loser plates” How to smuggle drugs into NZ prisons Do you need to know anything else! Ohh and that “Guy” fellow was Ok as well….

[@bevanjackson2694]

I watched the first episode 😭 and it was the best thing but this one is not as funny or not as much story's about Karen as she is the goat if u do this again please let Karen talk more as she is funny as hell

[@SamGforreal]

Karen, can you hook me up ? I’ll take the twenty whacks upfront 😎🌲🔥

[@SamGforreal]

THIS is hard hitting journalism .👍🏻😎🔥

[@rachelbennett233]

Really enjoying these lol

[@nicolinanewcombe5458]

Guy, "instead of fixing the beauty standards and lowering them, they made the beauty standards higher for males" this statement still acknowledges the validity of false 'beauty standards'. It should be instead of disbanding normalised notions of beauty standards they extended the reach of beauty standards to include men.

[@GuyWilliamsGuy]

Great point!

[@lkuc06]

Yess! That felt like far too long to wait.

[@TestAccount-uu9vp]

4:35 shes not wrong

[@megharte]

she is sorta camouflaged on that couch tho

[@Arcadora]

Dai’s Protege 😂😂

[@elenawilliams32]

I need Karen to teach me how to solve cryptic crosswords. She's a surprising character, damn funny too.

[@kaylagorrie]

Karen is the safe Aunty for us all 💛👌

[@MarcMansfield]

i love how this podcast just feels like two mates chatting, great ep as well as great ad for loser plates

[@c11p]

Santa IS real! This podcast proves it. Thanks for this Christmas gift, Guy and Karen.

[@Paul-lf1bq]

Guy: What do you think of me, do you think I'm a nerd, I'm a loser? Karen: No, I never would think of you as a nerd.

[@tehydro315]

"Oh your good...oh your fucking good"

[@technical6ify]

Guy seems to be going through some self-image issues aye. He was on RNZ with Wallace Chapman asking people texting in if he's "a good person".

[@chiefsallday842]

First boy

[@abc-ke2yq]

Maori Christmas boy

[@chiefsallday842]

@@abc-ke2yq merry christmas mbro

[@luithehuman8244]

karen goated