New Zealand Today - Return to Marton

[@Moncherelouis]

“I can see into the past what’s that called?” “Having a memory?” I’m dying

[@juanitamoore4588]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeShaws]

I think we as a nation need to rise up, and thank Guy Williams. Guy Williams may not be the most liked guy in New Zealand, but he certainly is the best at the moment. He rose out of the ashes of Jono and Ben, getting his own show on New Zealand Television. Because the only thing that I believe saving Jono and Ben at the time, was this segment. Guy Williams has the incredible audacity and willingness to travel around New Zealand to the places where no other reporter would go. For example, he's experienced the unnamed hell that is Levin, the mighty wrath of Dunedin's students, and even travelled to Tokyo to meet his somewhat close old friend Sonny Bill. He will do anything for his Country, and therefore should be highly respected. Even though some people might not see it, he cares about people and communities he has nothing to do with. He goes to places people might consider 'obscure' so that he can make a living along with his Crew, and make the few people of New Zealand happy. I bet if he wanted, he could go off around the World and do great things, but he doesn't. He stays true to himself, and is a real Kiwi. He's literally a Kiwi. He can't fly off anywhere else, but he moves around enough to understand everything around him. He's observant and passionate. Now I don't know if he still lives with his Father, but I really hope one day he finds true love, and a new place to live maybe. Guy Williams, I love you (non homosexualy) and so does the rest of New Zealand. You are an inspiration, and if I could legally as a 15 Year Old, I would vote for you not only for Prime Minister, but also for New Zealander of The Year. - Sincerely, Joe Shaw.

[@jamiecollins6221]

Joe Shaw fuckin oath

[@epicgamer4721]

G I live in marton

[@astronz4560]

Hard

[@pinksnipez6036]

Joe Shaw facts

[@lilywaiedwards]

Yass queen

[@hammellation]

"There's a lot of French people in France, that's for sure" - Josh...

[@stephentuhuraperi2443]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbyknuckles1457]

Daily wisdom

[@595sunny]

🥴🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@annaroberts7737]

Who else would binge watch a Guy Williams Netflix documentary

[@brookgrace1832]

Meee

[@chicken_haver2111]

Me

[@jaimiemcalpine3331]

Fuken oath 👌

[@huh5195]

Mate I'm on a guy Williams binge right now, would absolutely kill for him to have a show

[@Yukanhayt-Mhenow]

I binge watch these episodes.... Same thing

[@jb-in3pr]

"Only Jesus Christ can protect you." Guy: "I was fucked" 😆😆

[@That-Truck-Guy22]

"I can see into the past.....what's that called? Having a memory? Yup I have a pretty good memory! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arthurclarkson2807]

Aw where’s Isaac? Yea he’s sick Did you take him to the hospital Nah it’s burnt down 😂😂😂

[@vinnieyw]

YOOO THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[@happytoday333]

Is that a budget yeah the boys?

[@stevethea5250]

@@happytoday333 it's bootleg finesse

[@ninaballerina4579]

Josh is like Guys long lost son 😂😂😂😂

[@juanitamoore4588]

🤣🤣🤣

[@anna-zs3oy]

@@juanitamoore4588 More secrets and mysteries to be uncovered in Marton. is this why Guy is so drawn back to the town. A long lost son.

[@j.t.s8618]

True tho! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobwinn2765]

Oh. Dear. God. Marton is legitimately scary. Not the ghosts though...

[@stevethea5250]

Some back of the envelop calculations I found fun: Assuming the winner is on the current median income, doesn't change their lifestyle and does nothing other than pay themselves the wage they would otherwise get, if they won the total amount it would still last over 500 years! If they paid themselves as much as the prime minister (which is admittedly low compared with say the CEO of a bank) but more than enough to live very comfortably it would last over 180 years. It is a given that most people would make several very large purchases initially, like a house, holiday, car/s etc, but even with these purchases coming to say 10 million they could still pay themselves like the prime minister ($549,250) for over 160 years If they spent 10 million up front and did nothing investment wise except put it in a term deposit and live off half the interest each year they would grow the principle and pay themselves a salary of 1.35 million.

[@elsqueezy5459]

@@stevethea5250 what are you on about?

[@stevethea5250]

@@elsqueezy5459 foregone conclusion, a. 1. An outcome regarded as inevitable, as in The victory was a foregone conclusion. 2. A conclusion formed in advance of argument or consideration, as in The jury was warned to consider all of the evidence and not base their decision on a foregone conclusion.

[@taliatyson9200]

Thank you, its home for me 😅

[@vayahslifevl-squad4497]

😂😂

[@tobypetith-jones102]

Bros and sisters who run this channel. You need to get these two young fellas, Issac and josh on more often. Teach the duo comedy, teach them drama and acting make them big, they need the gig :')

[@kingspaztic8290]

guy is truely a new zealand icon

[@Pete-z6e]

ARS GREEN don’t agree, sorry everyone.

[@kingspaztic8290]

@@Pete-z6e so guys next wenesday don't forget to bring your picforks to the Peter olsen sacrifice ceremony

[@p8365-h5m]

ARS GREEN hard case

[@Pete-z6e]

@@kingspaztic8290 Wednesday, pitchforks, away you go!

[@Yukanhayt-Mhenow]

Just like the comedy god before him named Guy as well! Remember "that guy" Moon TV Hellers advertisment for you younger ones!

[@josuemunro]

The most anticipated sequel ever

[@kalashdesai143]

I love this omg please have more New Zealand today

[@davidkak1354]

hey kalash

[@davidkak1354]

studying for calc bro?

[@Tom-sr6hd]

Sup kaveesh

[@kalashdesai143]

To scared to, Martins pretty close to us

[@whybolo9793]

I love Aotearoa New Zealand and its people

[@kiwi1lad]

The way they embraced one another after the time apart. So wholesome and great!

[@Vicariousleighilive..]

Josh and isaac are the ones haunting marton

[@xZotiC454]

- Where the fucks Isaac. “Oh he’s sick” - Did you take him to the hospital? “Nah It burnt down” 😂😂 This is the funniest

[@sonnyblack6121]

" Fuck it did "

[@TaylorL333]

I wonder if they got more chicken

[@umosay]

literally chicken and chips in the video

[@Rorowenoa_Boro]

Romantic chicken and chips

[@TaylorL333]

@@umosay i commented this before they were shown

[@p8365-h5m]

táyl ø that was retarded then wasn’t it

[@azharuddinaktar1470]

hello i am of proper build i can buy chicken

[@4242Chucknorris]

Massive credit to the young fellas stepping up again. Hilarious shit.

[@Fingerpopper]

The guy with Guy, needs to be on tv more. He’s gold.

[@louisenicholls682]

Josh is brilliant

[@Nraw08]

What is this absolute TREASURE of a KZbin channel that I’ve discovered?!

[@CharlieTV]

I hope this one is 10+ minutes. Legends.

[@Mcshee21]

you know you can see how long the video is right?

[@lugzj3696]

@@Mcshee21 not everybody has that ability mate. The ghosts only let you see what they want you to see..... lmfao!

[@YusuphYT]

marcus knox lmao

[@CharlieTV]

@@Mcshee21 I couldnt

[@gabrielrameka23]

Please make more of these and bring these kids with you 😭😭❤️

[@ActingTanka]

“It was ‘Martin’, the ghost from Marton”

[@exejpg18]

“AFCKNCHUR”. 🤣👍

[@blackflagqwerty]

AFCKNCHUR!

[@kvlzest4533]

ghee that what my uncle who said afcknchur

[@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647]

@@kvlzest4533 Maybe it was the bro JayMuck! XD

[@ItsSliWill]

@@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647 AFCKNCHUR

[@juanitamoore4588]

🤣🤣🤣

[@themlendzedits2481]

This is too funny bro give josh and izzac a job man

[@Kingfausia]

Str8 up every episode I watch. Cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣 u da man Guy.

[@weaselfangthememer8302]

so excited ngl these two are kiwi icons

[@johnnysturgis6904]

I'm only on this channel for one reason. Guy Williams 💛 He's such a bro. Learning so much about kiwi culture from him. It's fascinating to me as an Englishman, who just started living here 😅

[@ThatAussiePingu]

This is the most anticipated sequel of the year

[@olivertay18]

Guy needs to talk to Jesus's best friend Mary Lin.

[@gracebrown3074]

I died reading this comment 😂😂😂😂

[@amyhargs5498]

This whole channel is the lockdown entertainment that I desperately needed. Thank you Guy

[@NovaPlexi]

These have to be the funniest vids on KZbin right now

[@damotaps9758]

“There’s a lot of French people in France thats for sure” 😂😂😂

[@mooseknuckle8334]

I cannot comprehend how you only have 190k subs. There is something terribly wrong with this situation lol. Keep it up fella!!!

[@neighbourhoodwitch18]

I thought we had a shit-ton of halfwits here in Scotland…I’d _love_ to go to NZ now. I bloody love Guy and the folk he finds 😆

[@ThePoohat]

Dundee alone has more half-wits than all of Australasia

[@zero_earth]

these three could have the best tv sitcom new zealand has ever seen.

[@bIipz]

Thank you Guy for putting a smile on my face :)

[@rap4life961]

Guy wearing his old Nelson College tie is too real!

[@DenyMeDenyYourself]

I matched with that young ginger lass on tinder, she unmatched me because of my star sign, definitely dodged a bullet there LOL.

[@Arsopu]

Josh and Isaac need their own show/channel. 🤣👌

[@quinitapoleo8637]

Okay, but was Isaac sick, or did he go missing 😂🤭

[@vlone3858]

Best

[@scout1011]

his jesus freak mum didnt let him go

[@kalebnolan8343]

Isaac has been replaced

[@MrDalmo3]

this still cracks me up. I had rugby training this night when they recorded this

[@dannymadison6335]

Lol when the paranormal investigators are like "what you're doing is bullshit" 😂😂😂

[@n0wsinn]

thing is that this is actually something creepy but guy and his editors know how to make it watchable and comedic

[@pinksnipez6036]

Bruh this is so crack up can’t wait for next week

[@matthewryken2799]

This is comedy gold. Thank you Guy Williams for doing God's work

[@FueledByIris]

Just a bunch of guys who have unmedicated adhd. Premium quality 👌🏼

[@chrisgould101]

😅

[@aidanmungai2290]

This is pure gold comedy

[@BonnibelVA]

I'm honestly loving the Guy content. Keep uploading!

[@visalsao2136]

the red head guy should have his own KZbin channel doing comedian reviews and interviews lol

[@nicholascage9186]

“No, only Jesus Christ can protect you.” “I WAS FUCKKKED!” Hahahahaha!!

[@cuzzyXXL]

put guy williams on the $1000 note

[@jamesk9275]

New Zealanders are hilarious!

[@l.k.k2152]

Why did KZbin take down the video of guy Williams and the mobster, that was a good and crack up video.

[@harryarmstrong-coop3207]

Lance Katipa probably cos he said gay

[@TwistedBeautynz]

There’s are lot of French people in France that’s for shore

[@Bulltardwin]

Lol

[@LogieT2K]

“Shore”😂

[@jasiesmind]

why does the beginning of this feel like the Nz budget version of buzzfeed unsolved

[@f33fifofum]

The legends are finally reunited

[@malcinzah4156]

I thought this was in America !!! now just found out how big and diverse NZ really is .... love it !!

[@Shankin_Taint]

New Zealand is like if the phrase “you couldn’t make that up” gained sentience and became an entire country.

[@samdinnan3351]

Thank you for your bravery, Guy. I left Marton in 2011 due to the frequent hauntings, and my house's direct proximity to the Pavilion. I'm sorry for the poor bugger who bought my haunted house, but now I know I can safely return.

[@jamespearce3172]

You kiwis funny asf.. love your humor

[@everythingyt5341]

Thanks

[@yehbuddy1005]

Marton is probably the swingers capital of New Zealand.

[@ManaKana08]

yeh buddy nah it’s not lol

[@kanesayer8638]

"May the power of Christ compel yah"

[@navgee8080]

Ranga is the ghost. They have no souls.

[@jashanveersingh7935]

“Ohh yeah where did that come from” Guy in the background: A FUCKIN CHUURRRR Guy answering: “A FUKIN CHURRRRRR”

[@Thelifeofsteveo]

This is utter genius! We need more!!!

[@lolatomroflsinnlos]

Josh has great comedic timing

[@kiranrehal8139]

.4.12 "So in Marton, we don't have McDonald's but we do have a subway. bro that cracked me up like.

[@rogerpattube]

My mum was from Marton. Or was it Masterton. Can’t remember.

[@elizabeth.p6376]

I grew up in Marton and our house was like haunted haunted. My dad was dreaming about our house, weird rasps and voices in certain bedrooms, noises, Our cat ran away, our shedis always locked and we never go inside, our friends and family didn't want to visit us, the door bell would ring randomly ( we had the cops called and did a finger print test on the door bell and there was not a single trace of a finger print), weird knocking on windows at night, At night when you look out the window of our garden or yard you would see a figure, At night it feels like someone is rubbing your feet and touching you, you here breathing and etc. We moved out of the house and decided to stay in palmy. If you guys want to check out the house I'll give you the address. ( Only for Jono and Ben no on else)

[@TheShoeCheese]

Ive never watched a video on this channel that didnt have Guy Williams in it.

[@katinwelly]

When they zoomed in on his baby photo I lost it. 😂

[@battlelux]

"I can see into the past..." pure genius

[@Bulltardwin]

I have premonitions of flashbacks

[@erica3384]

Funniest part of this is that it still doesn't pass the bechdel test

[@Austinoo]

You guys deserve a Netflix series this series is fucking gold!

[@subculturenz]

I am glad to be reminded which towns not to stop in when I travel between major cities in NZ.

[@blackhellebore89]

You can't pass through it by accident, so you'll be fine!

[@samdinnan3351]

You've gotta be actually dumb to accidentally pass through Marton

[@subculturenz]

@@blackhellebore89 but SH1 goes through it.

[@blackhellebore89]

@@subculturenz not through the actual town. If you find yourself driving down their main Street it's because you want to be there

[@kodyb1354]

The bravest souls the world has ever seen.

[@_sssnips]

"Hes dead sick, not dead and sick" 😂😂😂

[@Rorowenoa_Boro]

Someone give Isaac a job on tv his a character

[@itsjeromeana429]

Josh: we need chicken n chips Guy: *pulls it out of his ass*

[@everythingyt5341]

Wtf

[@hmcg020]

6:53 - Awesome skit - Guy can barely hold it together for the scene climax which is hilarious

[@tls4022]

Funniest shit Ive ever seen in my life! Guy is a genius for this segment

[@herculesbeats8499]

HAHAHA bro said “i can see into the past”

[@laytonfrench7636]

I have a feeling these guys are gunna go viral.

[@shanngatihine5500]

Quality viewing, well done😎

[@jimmypage1969]

The subway joke was actually really good

[@Rorowenoa_Boro]

Was only thinking about this interview yesterday way random the red hair guys funny

[@LostSoulz417]

Having been to Marton often, can confirm is still haunted

[@doctordave]

I missed these two chuckleheads so much.

[@ballbagasaurus]

Salty but safe boys, good to see them back on

[@1chmang]

Isaac made this seem like a meme ahahaha

[@WinterXI]

lol half the town were god nutters and believed their town was haunted it was a meme XD

[@CruiiserMakBH]

Good shyt! Maintain this energy man! And I reckon invite these two to more episodes hahaha they say some stupid shyt, cracks me up!!

[@gloclocka]

We need to see more of these boys!!!!

[@TheWhisperingEye33]

josh is funnier than guy

[@ILikeTurtles42069]

They bounce off each other so well. They should become a duo.

[@-jobrocodwawz-6226]

JZZYNZ Josh is pretty wack irl

[@Lockiefunk]

- JobroCodwawz - have you met him

[@-jobrocodwawz-6226]

Bocky Mill from marton bro

[@taitwhale4923]

- JobroCodwawz - this jobro guy is kinda wack ngl

[@je__ss5246]

Helllll yeahhhhhhhh they’re back

[@koesliftsingles9069]

Hope they do more eps with them!!

[@mikisaba9336]

Hahahaha this is awesome love from Australia 😂

[@mineacrepigmax4251]

Omg FINALLY!!!!! I WAS AFRAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO THIS

[@STOG01]

I didn't mind this. Thank you!

[@stevecorrigan5139]

That graffiti in the subway was pure talent...