Titanic II - JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@theblackestcat9679]

No.

[@kelvinafox]

No

[@Ecstacy333]

No

[@AgentOctoOfficial]

what if I don’t want to?? :((

[@skaman-r1f]

No.

[@cryptxx1334]

As an Australian I gotta say, it is truly so fitting that Jon's immediate takeaway from seeing any amount of a 60 Minutes episode is just that the reporter is an actual insane person.

[@dmtaboo_truth7052]

And that it was a pure hit piece.

[@valkyrie__3630]

and its TRUE

[@zachb8012]

I've never seen Australian 60 minutes but it's terribly unprofessional. That dude's wife was a breath away from saying, "get the fuck out of my house."

[@mingdug1824]

60 minutes and A Current Affair are more entertainment than actual news... they'll tell you otherwise buy hey that makes it funnier.

[@feelincrispy7053]

@@zachb8012this has to be dumbest comment I’ve seen all day

[@Kurpa97]

A 100% recreation of the titanic being used as a museum would be dope as hell though

[@Palasid11]

That actually exists in the state of Tennessee in the US. Its apparently half-scale though.

[@elijahmorris7165]

@@Palasid11yeah it’s in pigeon forge they also have one in Branson Missouri

[@0759trainz]

Titanic's sister Olympic would've been a good museum had it not been scrapped in the 30s

[@theliminalist4429]

The Queen Mary who is moored at South* Beach is about as close as we've got right now haha

[@Underworlddream]

You could have like Flooded section with animatronic passengers, so was you can see what it was like as it was sinking. A glass area with a glass wall all the way up to with maybe fish to show what it look like now under the sea after all these years. Maybe even a sideway room to show what it was like trying to move in the ship as it was tipping over.

[@youcanthandlemyname7393]

i love how that 60 minutes interview turned from a story about the titanic to the interviewer trying to get the wife to admit she was a gold digger as soon as he meant her.

[@romulusnuma116]

Honestly I respect it

[@HelixChannel]

This ⬆️

[@Killzone110]

Why bully them though? Cause you're poor?

[@friendlygiant1507]

@@Killzone110 Killzone110 is definitely a super handsome billionaire and not morbidly a beast in his mother's basement.

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

@@friendlygiant1507 that's not the crushing clapback you think it is.

[@G0thCrayon]

It's amazing how over the years the phrase "Raid: Shadow Legends" has become so closely associated in my muscle memory with "perform physical gestures necessary to fast-forward the video you're watching by 90-120 seconds."

[@Haroldm814]

SponsorBlock for Chrome 🙂

[@gotgunpowder]

literally nobody asked

[@slavplaysgames]

That's bad means you are brainwashed NPC...tik tok brained

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

@@gotgunpowder I did. I asked.

[@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns]

​@@gotgunpowderI did too

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

I can’t believe in an interview between a dedicated reporter and a zany billionaire they managed to make the billionaire look like the class act

[@hlittle16]

Referring to Ray Martin as a dedicated reporter is a stretch. He's made his living off doing stupid hit pieces like this and/or introing midday infomercials for the past 40 years hahah

[@highadmiralbittenfield9689]

Reporters are typically scum, and have not broadly practiced journalistic integrity for decades.

[@vanhalen0222]

Especially since the billionaire is the human filth known as clive palmer. how do you fuck that up 60 minutes?

[@ramonandrajo6348]

60 Minutes is a joke is Australia.

[@KelniusTV]

Clive is definitely not a class act, so it's ridiculous how poorly this piece went.

[@burneraka7675]

The fact this reporter managed to make Clive fucking Palmer of all people look sympathetic is honestly impressive.

[@Xarazel]

clive seems like a cool dude...go clive

[@ArsonRaboot]

What'd he do that would make him a bad guy?

[@liamsouthwell27]

@@ArsonRaboot He dared to imagine that he could be different and successful. He was a tall poppy who grew too haughty and had to be cut down by the swarming small-minded mob who unconsciously chant 'one of us...one of us...'. Honestly, I don't know but Australian "culture" reeks of tall-poppy syndrome. Morons want to believe that everyone is the same and our idea of "comedy" is just an elaborate way of tearing these people down. It is honestly a horrific place to be if you value independence of mind. COVID just reinforced this 100%.

[@-lijosu-]

@@ArsonRaboot He's a billionaire with a political party (and not an awfully reputable one). The fact that he tried this at the same time as that hopefully tells you something.

[@MartynDerg]

what if this is a 5D chess move, palmer paid the reporter to ask intrusive, petty, bully-ish questions to make himself look good.

[@GrumpsTheMovie]

2 things that are guaranteed in life 1: Jon returns 2: Jon doing Titanic stuff again it's beautiful

[@theonlylolking]

Jon Tron should do a part 2 of this video by going to the Titanic replica in Tennessee.

[@burneveryabc]

BYOOTIFUL

[@forlorn9134]

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[@WelcomeTheDamned]

I generally enjoy the recent years JonTron way more than the old stuff, and yet I'd be very intrigued to see the evolved JonTron doing a few videogame vids again Something nostalgic to it

[@NecoLuigi]

1 thing that isn’t guaranteed though, is Jon ever making good videos again

[@oogaboogabe3464]

Fun fact: The submarine that john was at in the beginning is the USS Albacore, used as a platform for experiment (at the time) submarine drive systems.

[@themidnighttavern6784]

I would ask if it was made of carbon fiber. Going by the fact that it's still intact, I'm gonna say no.

[@RyanRedfox]

It’s not a fun fact if I can’t understand what it means.

[@oogaboogabe3464]

@@themidnighttavern6784 its a museum piece, so they keep it in good condition

[@themidnighttavern6784]

@@oogaboogabe3464 I was making a Titan joke 🤣.

[@4-2-sama]

Also the sub that sank IJN Taihou

[@hughcunning3775]

Australian here. Making fun of Clive Palmer is something of a national past time. 60 minutes was clearly trying to cash in on that attitude. I'm genuinely impressed that they did such a terrible job that for the first time in my life, I'm actually feeling like he got a rough deal for once. Well done, 60 minutes, for reminding me why I don't watch mainstream TV.

[@hammerstix5791]

It actually felt incredibly uncomfortable somehow. Like when that one person at a party keeps making the same joke over and over but everyone's too nice to tell them to shut up.

[@createdforthemoment6740]

@@hammerstix5791 thats a natural response. Clive is (somewhat) human. You want to give him a fair go so he can peove to you what a piece of crap he is. Ray isn't giving him "the fair go" here which is the last thing you should ever do to someone who wants to peove people are out to get him. 60 minutes is the first to rush in when fat shaming, mockery and not giving the Australian "fair go" happens. So your annoyed at him for hypocrisy and mockery.

[@themagiduck6334]

I'm American and I've never heard of this guy before today. why don't Australians like Clive?

[@TheLiberatingdevsss]

@@themagiduck6334 Its mostly the poor crackheads that dont really like him.

[@MatthewCSnow]

@@themagiduck6334from a cursory google: it seems like he’s been very into politics, charged with fraudulent dealings, and has a habit of suing people to keep them quiet (so, just like billionaires in the US)

[@user-zt4og9ok3t]

Making Palmer look like the lesser asshole in any room is no mean feat - good job 60 minutes, true accomplishment

[@onimak5418]

3 Jontron videos in 1 month, we are in the best timeline

[@Xeire]

inb4 no jon tron videos for 4 months

[@LordSubtext]

@@Xeire years*

[@monkeydrajanka4798]

I wonder if we'll get a Christmas Special this Year

[@Dirtnasty420]

The timeline is healing

[@bigbass4811]

Eh he's probably just hitting his quota for the year to maintain his lifestyle lol We can't get used to this

[@mattymerr701]

It's wild you managed to make Palmer look like the good guy. Man 60 minutes is buggered

[@Jonas-Seiler]

No way there not trying to make him look good this way on purpose

[@pubcle]

@@Jonas-Seiler Nah, I can't imagine even the scummiest guy would pay for someone to treat his daughter & wife like that, even if he wanted to demean them I don't think the worst guy would do it that way either. Besides, this is a news reporter we're talking about. As scummy as Clive may be, the only thing more scummy than a mainstream news reporter is an alphabet agent.

[@Jonas-Seiler]

@@pubcle Fair point

[@matthew3009]

​@@pubcle lol wtf is an alphabet agent? Does Merriam-Webster have its own secret task force?

[@pubcle]

@@matthew3009 Alphabet Agency, internet slang for commonly abbreviated agencies, primarily those of the USA. Examples - CIA, FBI, DHS, IRS.

[@ashenone3883]

Jontron talking about the Titenic for the third time. What a time to be alive.

[@notsure1969]

What's the Titenic?

[@raditzhoneyham]

​@@notsure1969Ain't no way

[@twitchywitchx]

​@@raditzhoneyhamI second this

[@seg162]

@@twitchywitchx Thirded.

[@loganbenson1513]

⁠@@seg162forthed

[@krispbreadd]

Ray treats Clive with such a personal conviction that I'm starting to think he's the one who sunk the Titanic the first time around

[@BorealSanta]

Clive Palmer is very very hated in Australia, he is known for his predatory work practices. His mistreatment of his workers like not paying them and only paying them for work they already did on NDAs etc. He’s also a big narcissist, anyone who knows Clive knows why the reporter is just constantly hard balling him.

[@RaptinDinon-mn4ps]

Maybe a descendant.

[@bmo14lax]

​@@BorealSantaso like jeff bezos kind of? Or trump? Because I imagine there are people in Australia who do like this guy. I'm wondering what a good analogy for an American businessman or celebrity is

[@mirroredguitarist]

You really don't know much about Clive Palmer....

[@chriscormac231]

@@bmo14lax more Biden and Obama

[@BentleeWillis-y5z]

The fact that Jaques is immortalized in a Raid skin is incredible. Absolutely thrilled to see jacque getting some screen time.

[@Jah-fk6hk]

Is jacque still alive?

[@slaterdeflow]

@@Jah-fk6hkyes

[@n646n]

@@Jah-fk6hk Did you even watch the video?

[@gordonfreeman1163]

It's actually kinda sad to see how Jon would only remember about Jacque to get some extra dough

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

@@gordonfreeman1163 jon loves jaques enough to not make the extra dough off him cuz he's not bringning him to their new studio every time they film, i think :3

[@unibrowsheepZ]

Honestly the fact that Jon managed to get a titanic video put out in the same YEAR as the recent titantic submarine tragedy is close enough for me.

[@MouseGoat]

Almost the same month to... Tho im happy its a coincidence. A 19 year old died on that Sub + at least one great guy... well the others were surely also great folks except for the captain... that man was clearly crazy. and him going down with that sad excuse for a sub was the only slightly good thing to come of this. I mean at least he wont be taking more life with his corner cutting cash grab ideas. People that take safety for granted going up against mother natures forces is the finest of Darwin Awards.

[@stevendemayo3631]

@@MouseGoat Not almost the same month lol. The titan submersible was two months ago

[@darbleful]

Tragedy? Mmmm...

[@jabberjaw4289]

Darwin awards need to be given out for the Titanic submarine

[@Naokarma]

​@@stevendemayo3631Compared to 12 months, that *is* pretty close.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

I love the juxtaposition. I came in expecting to see Clive be an absolute nut, but turns out Ray was WAY more insane.

[@macrohotline8834]

Yeah I feel bad for Clive cz he is just an goofball with dream and nothing else

[@flavourtext9821]

​@@macrohotline8834Clive is an absolute turd burger

[@DavidPumpernickel]

@@macrohotline8834 that's a very unbalanced view...

[@frankdray2334]

@@macrohotline8834 nah he's a pretty bad fella

[@macrohotline8834]

@@frankdray2334 at least he is honest tho, kinda

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

Imploding with joy when JonTron uploads

[@Marie-cq5td]

Oof

[@bwaaored]

Oh that one didn’t age quite so well-jontron

[@ToranosukeEdo]

Just like the American economy, maybe Edit: specifically, the USD

[@oshkiv4684]

Generic ass comment bruh

[@Imidentifiednow]

Yup

[@theweaselgoblin5208]

That dinosaur park shut down and has been basically abandoned for a long time now. But really cool to go around in all the hotel rooms that are there to see them like they've just been used and to see all the dinosaurs all overgrown and falling apart, Also climbed on top of that triceratops too and was really cool

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Fuck that sounds so fun. Lucky!!!!

[@snifey7694]

Thats a much better attraction!

[@SN1PERx64]

Seriously, there are many ways to present a top 1% as out of touch with society. But this "interviewer" on 60 minutes did the most amazing job of presenting Clive as a normal human being better than any puff piece or marketing firm attempt I have ever seen. wow

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

We need to bring back _The Chaser's War on Everything._ Shit has gotten out of control.

[@VanessaMagick]

Another CLASSIC own goal scored by the absolute legends at 60 Minutes

[@shards0fwords]

Agreed! 60 Minutes Australia is far superior than it’s US counterpart. They just did an episode about Scientology yesterday. Both vids are on their YT. In the states the media doesn’t have the courage to rain down on them and IF they cover anything about scientology they handle it with kid gloves(for lack of better term) sorry for straying far off topic but I am passionate about the horrors in CoS being exposed and 🤞them losing their tax exempt status. have a good one @SN1PERx64

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

@@ZodaSoda Why?

[@EresirThe1st]

@@JohnGardnerAlhadis Sadly all the guys who used to work on Chaser are now standard tv hosts kissing the ass of the media.

[@zindayn]

This feels refreshingly like old school JonTron. Got me nostalgic, i love watching these videos evolve over time.

[@marvintimke3978]

Yeah, when i saw the thumbnail and title. I thought, this is the kind of video, he should have done years ago.

[@AbsurdScandal]

@@marvintimke3978 The only thing missing to make it a perfect blast from the past is making it a bit longer than 16 minutes.

[@dk1shotte884]

He hasn't already done a video on titanic 2 or am I confusing it with someone else?

[@cookiesandstreams]

it does, especially the ending. my boy still can't end videos just right.

[@321findus]

Imagine getting on the Titanic 2 and seeing "Made in China" written on the hull. My heart would just instantly stop.

[@BrianIsWatching]

And it's like a bigger version of those oval stickers you see on the Chinese products.

[@namemcnamerton4249]

Imagine getting on the tit 2 to begin with.

[@FlawlessFlaw]

It's not 1993, iPhones are made in China nowadays.

[@Darthquackius]

I thought about it, cause really we don't actually make ships much better now what we have is better tools and protocols. But yeah "made in china" was a full stop. I don't trust my life to anything made for a bidder so low, human rights weren't part of the bid.

[@luukas2660]

It's perfect for recreating the experience from 100 years ago.

[@FourthDerivative]

I'm just glad to see Jacques again, honestly. Best birb forever

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

The fact that we could get “Titanic: the Legend Goes On 2” because of this brings a smile to my face

[@devriestown]

😂 definitely ture

[@starkillersneed]

But what about Titenic 2: The Titening?

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

​@@starkillersneed I got leaks from Nintendo they're working on Titenic 2, and the final battle will be Jack fighting the iceberg itself and he'll say "The consequences of this will be Titenic" and then Titenics all over the place.

[@steveRoll595]

@@LordCrate-du8zm Oh yeah, it's Titenicing time!

[@namantherockstar]

Jon inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging.

[@raelogan]

I love how you made sure to incorporate Jacques into your collaboration. That's so wholesome.

[@Killabeastaholic]

Another JonTron episode to save my week

[@ric13gamer41]

Facts

[@V8chump]

Youre havin a rough week if this saves the whole thing….

[@waffles12338]

@mattdk4017 It’s because it’s Monday they need saving 😂hits hard sometimes

[@IWonTheArgument]

💯

[@mage1439]

@mattdk4017 Sometimes it's like that.

[@AnakinTheWeird]

In all fairness to Clive, it's nice to see people with money spend it on crazy fun shit that the rest of us wish would exist instead of just hoarding it and buying personal comforts.

[@woo0018]

He's said one of his main hobbies is suing people for fun.

[@glacuonie]

But that's literally what he's doing. He never had any real intention of actually building Titanic II

[@worldsmostadvancedaichatbot]

If he's on billy terms with Clinton... He probably can be found on a flight manifesto.

[@ausernameidk]

All his money goes into not paying his workers and putting wannabe trump adds with his face on it everywhere.

[@andythomas2550]

Isn't that supposed to be the whole exchange of capitalism? We get them money and stuff but also get cool stuff and purchasing power? What happened to that? It's like they're hoarding money for an apocalypse where it'll only be worth its weight in fire wood

[@deadlyalchemist397]

As an Australian I never ever expected Jontron to make a video about Clive Palmer 🤣

[@dafuzzbear7711]

Same. When I saw the thumbnail I was thinking “no way. Is that Clive Palmer???”

[@liviekumori]

Don't need to be Australian to never expect that

[@namantherockstar]

Jon inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging.

[@deadlyalchemist397]

@@liviekumori I didn’t think non Australians were even aware of his existence

[@christopherlopez2464]

Why?

[@JacklostYedmore]

It honestly feels unreal that Jontron is actually becoming more active again, I thought that wasn’t going to happen. This is awesome :D

[@NecoLuigi]

More active but his videos are garbage now.

[@shaunzankiestein5840]

Don't get used to it haha

[@jennyanydots2389]

u gay fer this kidz bee whole or sumthin boy? sounds like it to me son

[@societalanchor]

This is the last you'll see of him for six months.

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@societalanchor He get caught beetin' his dawg again? I'm reely surprised he found a way to cum back from that ship son... it goan be more than 6 months if he's beetin dawgs again

[@hamburgereater]

The "down under" joke was masterful. Jon is a comedic genius.

[@laserraylegend1230]

refers to both australians and the titanic's unfortunate demise

[@graftongazaway]

I just got a Flex Tape ad right before this video, with Phil Swift... AND IT WAS FLEX CAULK!!!

[@Daveaintreal]

How poetic is it that Phil Swift is on one of JonTron's videos again, and is on a video about the sequel to a ship that sank because of a hole that could've been sealed by Flex Seal

[@OrochiVegeta07]

this was gold as an aussie, gotta say clive as always been known for insane ideas but yeah in that 60 minutes episode ray looked more insane which is saying a lot lol

[@jollygrapefruit786]

Just from what I've seen here, he's like a kid who inherited a fortune and just never grew up. It's endearing.

[@meirin5316]

​@@jollygrapefruit786as long as you never have to personaly interact with him haaha

[@cormoran2303]

The best part is Jontron not realising that this is how every Aussie 60 Minutes story goes. We're used to it, so it's fun to see the reaction from someone on the outside.

[@samuraigaming3042]

kind of sad that the state of Australia media is so tolerated when that interviewer was clearly evil. you mean aussies don't find a problem with his behavior?

[@SasukeTheCursed]

So 60 minutes is just a glorified smear campaign?

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

​@@samuraigaming3042 we're not allowed to criticise our media and government overlords. I'm joking but not much, ask Friendlyjordies about it.

[@jamesrosewell9081]

​@samuraigaming3042 you should hear about the Australian youtuber that got his house firebombed because he made fun of a state-level politician

[@Nervete]

​@@jamesrosewell9081 FriendlyJordies is good, but the guy has a bit of a point. Aussie media from an American perspective is wild. For me, it's like: How can you sound so off-the-cuff and offensively aggressive, and yet never address the problem/topic at hand. I get it's a culture thing, but it's so strange to me.

[@bagel_bitez1]

The fact that Jaques is immortalized in a Raid skin is incredible

[@Omar_Facio]

More like unfortunate

[@mrscruffles801]

Raid actually has some value now.

[@Omar_Facio]

@@mrscruffles801 lol value? the game is boring garbagio

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

😢

[@_V.Va_]

@@Omar_FacioHe meant it has value now because Jacques skin is in it.

[@Mernon4ym6661]

i love how Jacques is both a cute little birb and also a terminator bird

[@piccolo54trunks2]

Jon is like the friend who comes into town every once in a while and y'all just know that y'all are about to have a wild night together

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Complete with the unspoken assumption he's fallen into another pyramid scheme

[@claranadine1086]

​@@quantumblauthor7300😂🤣

[@uhoh7545]

KZbin commenters will wilt and perish if they were instructed to think of an original statement. Hurr durr, the content creator releases videos slower than my youtube shorts tiktok daily content, time for me paste the exact same sentiment i saw get a bunch of internet points on another video.

[@frenchyproductions9692]

​@@quantumblauthor7300LMAO

[@WSilvermane]

@@uhoh7545 then dont read

[@CircaSriYak]

For all the wack horse hockey that went down during the course of the interview, Clive's quoting his mother "Life will tell you what you can't do, it's up to you to find out what you CAN do." is some of the most hauntingly true parental wisdom I have ever heard in all my years.

[@mrscruffles801]

That is definitely a true statement.

[@thitran6105]

ok

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

@@thitran6105 yeah ok

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

And look where he is now, sure he couldn't recreate the Titanic, but he's richer than the guy who interviewed him and got a family

[@levifoster5639]

When Clive says "so far, I haven't found out what I can't do" I feel he is implying he can get away with murdering Ray.

[@RaptinDinon-mn4ps]

A fair assessment.

[@Bluesit32]

The look on his face and his tone of voice is making that pretty clear.

[@dmtaboo_truth7052]

He'd be doing the world a favour.

[@rsoul7282]

What he meant is he hasn’t found out what he can’t eat.

[@Kenneth_A_H]

@@RaptinDinon-mn4ps change the e in assessment to an a and you'll be right

[@user-zf1mk4hc2q]

My very first JonTron video was back in 2013 and I'm still watching your videos to this day!

[@xDOLPHINTV]

I’m a firm believer that mobile game devs are single-handedly keeping Jontron’s channel alive

[@AlexanderVormov]

Well WE his fans do as well. 🎉

[@shanadir]

I'm glad they do some good too, not just clog up the app store with iterative trash

[@thebeardedjohn]

Those pay like 500$. Probably more for Jon though

[@imackiemsamich]

I mean money is money

[@fluttershystayshigh4202]

No shit.. i just skip past the Raid BS, hate to do it but i have to for the sake of my sanity, Raid needs to fucking die already.

[@grodcoyote6635]

Good to see Jacque is still kicking Edit: wow, they have up to a 25-year lifespan if taken care of properly

[@KensCounselingCouch]

I've owned several green cheek conures. They make amazing pets and companions. They are very social and can even learn to talk!

[@EchidnaPower]

​@@KensCounselingCouchJacques talks better than Jon does, what are you even talking about lol

[@ricardosavagestrike]

I've always wondered what had been of Jon's feathered companion 😮

[@mage1439]

@@KensCounselingCouch My friend had one, and I had no idea. One day I was in his room playing Zelda and he was playing with it, then he suddenly goes, "Ah! It's biting my nose!" And I thought he was playing around. Turns out I'm not too observant.

[@adityakhanna113]

​@@LanceThumpingsame i missed too

[@Quirksvil]

I want more Jon videos to have cute cameos of Jaques just existing at Jon's house in the beginning

[@theomcintosh]

Glad to hear Clive has revived the project :) Almost had me building my own replica

[@alexhb12333]

A JonTron and a Sam Onella upload in the same week? What have we done to deserve this

[@Direnkei]

Okay am I the only one who was so happy to see Jacques bein adorable in for the raidshadow leagues sponsor ?!? Im happy he still being a happy spoil birb pal of Jon's :3

[@Poldovico]

Don't birds in that family tend to live really long? That's a lifetime companion of a birb.

[@sd5371]

Lot of those breeds can become inheritable pets. Like Jon's kids could get that bird for a few years

[@Caldella]

We love a good Jacques cameo!

[@CascadianRanger]

They live over 25 years, and he got him when he was very young apparently. So he is MAYBE middle aged for that breed. Jon's probably got another good decade with him

[@niceto_meet_you2528]

Best birb fr

[@SweetBananaDigital]

Nice to see Jacques is doing well. We’ve missed him.

[@shaynewheeler9249]

RMS titanic

[@owllee9585]

6:43 only a true Dino lover can come up with complex Dino names off the top of the head just like that I also appreciate that Jon wanted them to be friends.

[@JeezAlax]

I can't believe they finally answered the question: "If Titanic was so good, why wasn't there a Titanic 2?"

[@sleepyllama3673]

I don't know how but this 60 minutes reporter successfully got me to be sympathetic of a billionaire. Absolutely wild and mind frazzling thing that is.

[@DrewPickles69]

This exactly. I had to keep reminding myself that Clive is a billionaire because I kept thinking "wow this guy interviewing him is an asshole". How do you do a hit piece and make a billionaire trying to "recreate the Titanic" seem like the more reasonable person.

[@willrosu]

@@DrewPickles69how is being a billionaire inherently bad… that’s not excuse to treat someone like crap

[@Starkor990]

@@DrewPickles69 okay, you are weird guys, not everybody with more money than you is bad, ya know ?

[@hyper_lynx]

​@@Starkor990Sure but billionaires are only made by exploiting a lot of people so they're not super popular

[@dopaminecloud]

@@willrosu There is not a single way in this world to become a billionaire that is respectable.

[@belicose9]

Not gonna lie, A lot more dinosaurs in this boat video than I thought there'd be.

[@Jacobliterator]

To those who aren’t Australian. Yes. This is 100% what every 60 minutes episode boils down to. And yes, the fact that they interviewed Clive fucking Palmer on national TV and still managed to make him seem like the better man is equally impressive and embarrassing.

[@domm6812]

As an Australian I can say that Clive Palmer is the kind of "national living treasure" that I leave in my toilet bowl every morning.

[@Goblintom]

Im not an Australian but thats what ive heard.

[@TraXXXtar]

im strayan, heard of the large majority of the people on the wiki list he showed, never ever heard of "official national living treasures"

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@TraXXXtar As a fellow Oztrallan I agree, I've never heard of this title until now

[@seigeengine]

I just imagine the news guy going up to your toilet in the morning and going "BUT DOES YOUR WIFE WANT TO BANG BILLY CLINTON?"

[@ramonandrajo6348]

Salty. XD

[@ch1caine]

Most folks in Australia think Palmer's a fair gronk, but there used to be a meal at the legendary pub called the Rochy in Melbourne, Australia, called 'The Clive Palmer Challenge'. It was like five chicken parmigianas stacked on top of eachother and if you could finish it quick enough you got the meal and some drinks for free.

[@williamsmith666]

That sounds like atomic level heartburn waiting to happen...

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@williamsmith666 and clogged arteries

[@h2eh1s-]

Serious question: does Australia have something called an Electorial Roll that allows other australians to find the status (alive or dead) among each other? Thanks.

[@ItsMrAssholeToYou]

Only five? Back in my younger days, I could've easily slaughtered that.

[@jeblevisinclair]

​@@h2eh1s-we have an electoral roll so we can see who's registered to vote in a certain area, but nothing as far as I know about body counts haha

[@purplehaze2358]

This isn't the first time JonTron's done a video on the Titanic, and if I get my way, it won't be the fuckin' last.

[@DrDolan2000]

I hope he talks about the actual sequel movie "Titanic II". I think it has some bad reviews, so that should be fun

[@shadowldrago]

@@DrDolan2000 Excuse me, _what_?

[@NecoLuigi]

Except the last time he did one he was still making good videos.

[@neoliten]

@@NecoLuigiHow boring is your life that you reply this on every comment lol, just stop watching

[@neoliten]

@@NecoLuigialso you might want to hide your subscriptions, that bimbo hypnotization stuff you’re subscribed to isn’t a good look

[@StyxDescension]

Jacques making a return as a brief cameo is amazing

[@waterhouse9693]

I think Jon is the only KZbinr left that I can watch and laugh the same way I did when I started watching him like 5 years ago

[@H_3_R_0-]

very true

[@sev2300]

Cinemassacre, no?

[@mekullag]

I think he might be the only person with views like his on race and immigration who is still somehow witty enough to make objectively funny content

[@nope-qi8zx]

Huh. Jon is the 2nd youtuber i've ever watched. Been watching him for approximately 10 years now. I used to watch his videos on my phone while pressed against the window, because that was the only reliable way to get wifi. He's the only one from way back then I still watch and like. Crazy how time flies.

[@EmperorSeramir]

But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? And if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like you've been here before?

[@MostHatedDonut]

I'm absolutely floored that Sam O'Nella would be able to make it in a Jontron video, albeit for only a second.

[@RoyalDefectRecords]

straight up just watched that video then clicked on this one and immediately saw Sam o Nella and felt like I was in a simulation for a second

[@NyQuilDonut]

Why? His videos got millions of views.

[@MostHatedDonut]

@@NyQuilDonut Yeah, but I seldom see big YTers (at least the ones that I watch) post his comments into their own videos.

[@fireflocs]

What? Where is he?

[@MostHatedDonut]

@@fireflocs 2:45 Sorry for the late reply, but when Jontron shows a youtube search, a video recommended is to Sam O'Nella

[@owenb1751]

Jon's amount of videos this year is amazing

[@dismantledbrain5910]

@@GreenMoon083 Are you counting the TITs mobile game ad?

[@dismantledbrain5910]

@@GreenMoon083 A TEDx parody he made, where the whole video was an ad for a mobile game.

[@MoonTurky]

Its because his subs are dropping, now he is feeling the need to work again

[@ThingSomeRandom]

@@dismantledbrain5910that was last year though. I count it since it was still pretty funny, same way I would count the Valiant Hearts or Smite videos

[@Stormmblade]

The only good thing about inflation is that it's forcing old famous youtubers to make regular content again XD

[@lux0rd01]

Hes (clive) back and just as unbelievable as always

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

The "Grover Cleveland" bit made me laugh far harder than should ever be acceptable. 😅

[@arcsinjesse]

I can't believe that thousands died from the t-rex eating the second Titanic, thanks for bringing awareness to this Jon!

[@jennyanydots2389]

U goan git gRaped tonight son!!

[@ootfan7882]

The T-Rex was impaled by the iceberg, and died from the cold! /j

[@phalamy9180]

This man is the single thing keeping Raid shadow legends alive

[@icantthinkofaname4265]

Watching a Jontron video is like taking a step back into nostalgic youtube. For my age, that was 2010 to 2016. The content I loved.

[@BurnTheFlagg]

ie "comedy videos for 13-year-olds"

[@Nokabro]

I’ve been waiting for Jacque to make a cameo for years! Thanks RAID Shadow Legends!

[@philswiftreligioussect9619]

I miss Jacques so much man!!!!

[@gibustheinfamous]

Incredible how out of all things to cause Jacque to have a cameo, it's a sponsor. Maybe not what we deserved, but definitely what we needed.

[@gaminggalore4210]

Nerd

[@DefinitivNichtSascha]

I skipped the sponsor part. Damn it, now I have to go back watch that.

[@wizardplayzgames]

​@@gaminggalore4210you don't got room to talk you're watching this video too 💀

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

8:07 Yet another GIF worthy reaction from Jon That exhale was just perfect 🤣🤣

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Every episode has one perfect GIF moment, and I love this one. XD

[@MouseGoat]

ah yes! Jon The living meme. Its funny how maney times i seen his "what" reaction used XD

[@RyllenKriel]

I can't wait for Clive Palmer's future 2016 launch of his historically accurate Titanic II cruise ship, staffed by animatronic dinosaurs. If anyone can digery du it, BIG Clive can!

[@melitajay]

Jon your Titenic videos are iconic. Happy to see the series lives on.

[@MiharuTheFox]

11:12 I like the dog partying down which as we all know is true to Titanic lore.

[@theprinceofthebadlands5204]

I have to admit, this felt more like JonTron than the last few episodes felt like. I am actually quite happy with this one. And I am glad Jon is being a little more frequent now.

[@createdforthemoment6740]

Clive Palmers done it again, bringing back Dinosaurs, Australia, the Titanic and JonTron. Making all these things great again!

[@jonnie2bad]

i remember when this was a retro gaming channel

[@redcherry8137]

It's cause he's alone

[@theprinceofthebadlands5204]

@jonnie2bad I do too. Sometimes I do wish he would do a couple of those here and there.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Yeah Clive is *not* a national treasure. There's an amazing clip online of an entire stadium chanting "Fuck off Palmer" when they realised he was in the crowd.

[@e-tan3911]

Anyone who can get an entire stadium to tell them to fuck off is a national treasure in my book.

[@ramonandrajo6348]

Whatever you sat, salty. XD

[@Nakia11798]

​@@ramonandrajo6348Clive? What are you doing here?!

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

We found the Stan

[@ramonandrajo6348]

@@Nakia11798 Who are you?

[@mikejones-nd6ni]

If it's built in China, it will more than likely suffer the same fate as the 1st Titanic

[@jesusa.adorno6933]

JonTron & Titanic is always gold. It’s like it’s fate.

[@mrmars4939]

This episode has the signature Jontron attitude and charm I’ve been missing for a while

[@Coldkill2001]

If he's having it built in China, he's definitely going to be recreating the experience

[@CameronF305]

I’m so happy! 3 videos in a single month! I do miss his intro though :(

[@ashleyblack7419]

It'll be like you were on the real Titanic. The cruising, the iceberg, the sinking, screaming and drowning. Sounds fun

[@nameofthegame9664]

and after a hundred years, James Camerons great grandson could make the sequel to Titanic based on the sinking of Titanic II.

[@charliered420]

and the tumbling propeller guy comes back from the dead to do the thing again

[@notatrollll]

Would be nice to learn more specifics from palmer instead of the 60 mins guy continuous asking him how his deal with Satan is going.

[@lenseclipse]

The Titanic wasn't a cruise ship

[@AntiVectorTV]

The man is so dedicated accuracy that he's also making a replica iceberg.

[@MouseGoat]

I mean... thats almost a good thing tho, given how the current situation regarding Icebergs is gowning. tho i feel like i would be more worrid about hitting a plastic island, tho even more about a "made in china" ship not just sinking before it even reach open sea.

[@beanmeupscotty]

If titanic 2 is a smash hit, that could inspire hundreds of other billionaires to invest in building icebergs, cooling the ocean temps. Nature is truly healing.

[@Gameface9782]

“Do you find Bill Clinton sexy?” Was not a question I was prepared for

[@RealCandleJack]

This is probably the best episode in the past 3 or so years.

[@LvkeLavish]

My great grandfather survived the Titanic when he was a boy. He got lost and was separated from his family during the flooding and almost didn’t escape. Fortunately they reunited later during the disaster. I don’t think he’d take a second cruise if he were still around and given the opportunity.

[@curseitseth]

wonder what he thought of all the romance movies regarding it. probably felt like a real fucked up slap in the face

[@lordderpington8021]

@@curseitseth Mr. shekelberg has to make a few million off the pain and suffering of people, as is written in the Torah.

[@addled_catalyst]

​@@lordderpington8021oof

[@johnv4994]

@@lordderpington8021 1) Can you point me to the part of the Torah where it says that, given that you've obviously read it before? 2) An admittedly light google search and wikipedia article on the 1997 Titanic film DON'T mention Steven Spielberg at all (assuming you're talking about him) 3) Cope, seethe, and mald

[@curseitseth]

man jokes just wiz past you huh? I just broke my ankle and feel compelled to ask if your okay sir? mayhaps take the stick out of your ass my dude and it wont hurt so much? irony my name is black and I adore the teapot. @@johnv4994

[@MoreDakka545]

As an Australian, if you haven’t heard of Clive Palmer I’m incredibly envious of you.

[@jacktowers7533]

Friendlyjordies fans: *Crying but with laughter*

[@RealCoolstriker64]

@@jacktowers7533*oh no*

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

That bad, huh?

[@deathtrap1112]

​@KentaroMiyamoto21 he's a mining magnate. I would be more worried if someone in Australia liked him.

[@Charlie-nc3cp]

​@@jacktowers7533FriendlyJordies and his concubines are just average Aussie journos who use deceptive journalism and false narratives to prove their points. Their fans are brainless sheep who don't understand politics so they follow the funny man's opinions.

[@daedlus1220]

JonTron deserves the title "National Living Treasure"

[@williamsmith666]

That he should.

[@Guardiandown00]

Just wanted to thank jon tron for all the funny content and the memes that come out of it. Brightens my day when I find out he's released a new video.

[@firedye3602]

"Maybe it's time to put this boat to rest" is hands down one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while. Keep the videos coming Jonny

[@FormerlyDeadPresentlyUndead]

that shirt makes me feel like Jon is the restaurant owner that sits down at your table and starts ordering you things off the secret menu free of charge but in return he tells you his whole life story

[@z3r0_35]

10:36 "Titanic II will be built in China." Well, if the build quality of their newest aircraft carrier is any indicator, this ship may have had an even shorter career than its namesake, if it was finished at all.

[@shaynehughes6645]

It's good to see that 60 minutes is as schlocky here as it is everywhere else. Can't wait for the next titanic vid.

[@Norweeg]

13:29 “I don’t have an ego.” Having your own staff vote to make you a “National Living Treasure” says otherwise.

[@WarDocx]

The sequel no one even imagined. Glorious.

[@williambilliam5001]

I love how Jon occasionally asks his crew behind the cameras for help with a bit.

[@TheCostan]

Me: "there's no way I would watch a sponsored segment three times!" JonTron: 0:22

[@ech9817]

To those who want to skip the ad, I understand, but there's a cute video of Jacques in there just letting everybody know 1:02

[@squ1dd13]

thanks i woulda missed that

[@ech9817]

@@squ1dd13 np np

[@SimGunther]

Now this is the retro JonTron we all craved for 😊

[@IvanVKlik]

where bird 🤔

[@Wh40kFinatic]

@@IvanVKlik JonTron said it became too difficult to work with him for the videos, and so sent him into 'retirement'.

[@KairuHakubi]

He even said TENOUTTATEN

[@anotherstupidhipster3551]

Holy shit, he actually acknowledged Jaque's existence on camera. What year is it!?

[@MisterAutist]

"Why, it's 2014. Who are you, though?"

[@BOBINDUN]

That's what I was thinking, especially because he had his real voice and not robot voice

[@petitepint3420]

Its the far off year of 2010, dude.

[@neonsamurai5637]

What happened with the bird?

[@Miyamoto_Jim]

@@neonsamurai5637it’s chilling at Jon’s place. They live to be 20-30 in the wild and 10 in captivity sooooo

[@insanity-vr6vu]

60 Minutes is the one show that can make even Clive Palmer look like a decent human being.

[@destroyer2.028]

Idc if you love or hate raid shadow legends, gotta appreciate how they keep jontrom uploading 3 times in 1 month.

[@NecoLuigi]

Yeah I love the low quality garbage he’s churning out now! He only does it for the money.

[@mehlessmidori602]

That's why RAID's the GOAT! The GOAT!

[@Stopcommentingthesamecomments]

​@@NecoLuigiraid sucks but Jon's videos are still great 😊

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

​@@NecoLuigiAnd you don't pay his bills, so pour yourself a tall glass of Clorox.

[@jennyanydots2389]

How much D didya chug today boy?

[@JustALowlyServer]

Jon just dropping content randomly all the time now! Thankful for it ❤

[@KildareGaming]

Australian here: for context, Clive palmer is hated by most Australians and is known for exploting workforces and corruption. KZbinr Friendlyjordie does a video on him titled "fatty" which explains it better. Thats probably why the 60 min guy seems so aggressive against Clive.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Aha, now it makes sense! Thanks for the context. Still, it makes me think of that verse from Romans, "do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." The interviewer was so petty that he just made me sympathetic towards Clive, a guy who apparently doesn't merit sympathy at all.

[@kirby2567]

60 mins is Nine Fairfax drivel anyway so nobody's a winner here

[@createdforthemoment6740]

@@SeenAGreatLight in the last election he tried to be like Trump, but like him or hate him, Trump has a particular charm to him. Clive has none.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@SeenAGreatLight bingo, it is far too common for people to respond to dicketry with more dicketry. beating a dick only makes it harder, you have to be nice to dicks, make em all small and floppy. my metaphors need work.

[@THEJPIndustry]

​@@createdforthemoment6740as someone who only has seen this video I would say the opposite This video made me kinda root for him, while I think trump has negative Levels of charm xD

[@GarethJason]

The fact it just turned into an attempt of making a hitpiece on Clive is just ridiculous. Clive may be a billionaire, but he seemed like genuinely nice guy.