How to Get REVENGE | JonTron

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[@thecringeprophet]

Yes sir

[@nareshkumar4810]

What is jon yapping about

[@Timic83tc]

1:33

[@dasboom7133]

Saw tanks and revenge in the title and thought it was about the killdozer incident

[@cubit404]

Is this a reference to the events that conspired in Granby, Colorado on June 4, 2004

[@tobeymalone3436]

What I've learned through watching JonTron: Everyone involved with the making of the Exorcist has gone fucking insane

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

And if you watched Rob Ager, you'd know they were all insane prior to the movie and that's why the movie is like that.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

including jontron

[@conyo985]

Even Max Von Sydow?

[@rileykiesler614]

Its true.

[@startusler]

Pzuzu has taken over

[@Durandalite]

The dude with the glasses is basically the precursor to "he insulted me so I swatted him."

[@HumanPerson_final]

I've never seen someone so baffled by chop sticks.

[@tehpurplepills]

​@@HumanPerson_finalthere's gotta be a better way!

[@VleesetendPlantje14]

@@HumanPerson_final he looked like he was tripping balls when he tried to use them

[@CadetGen]

@@HumanPerson_final "How did they manage to eat anything with these? no wonder they're so skinny"

[@TubbyFatfrick]

Man speaks like a well-written essay with inflated language to increase the word count.

[@QuantumAscension1]

"So then I planted a gun in his car and called the cops" Casually commits like three criminal offenses just to bring up a false charge on somebody. Brilliant 😂

[@bluedistortions]

False accusations work really well tho. Easy to make, hard to disprove. If there was any fairness, those caught making false accusations would pay the exact same penalty they wanted to be imposed on their victim. That might actually help stop it.

[@Yourlocalwordrobe]

shouldnt be messing with his mcdonald

[@bobbythepirate1430]

The best way to get revenge is to make yourself 3x more criminally liable than your... Mark. 😅

[@Vostok7]

"Who says you can't put more than mail in there?" Oh I don't know, KYLE, maybe the Federal Government?!?

[@MonoCrowbo]

"You might turn them over to the immigration service." That went from zero to HOLY HELL in a split second

[@crit_bot]

It was the way my jaw dropped lol

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Idk if it went from zero…they started with “if your mark is a minority”

[@MonoCrowbo]

@@matthewbartlett3442 You're right, it went from 100 to Shit Show in a split second

[@makeda6530]

The whiplash on that was crazy.

[@rav-7072]

Hey, if it works...

[@RC-sk5rg]

I love family friendly, completely harmless, legal revenge!

[@theterriblegamer1228]

I think that legal requirement may not apply anymore. It's far from the 80s.

[@Hugsloth]

"Just reported my noisy neighbor to ICE! He won't be bothering me anymore. Thanks, Linda Blair!"

[@Kastigatr]

"Legal"

[@Vscustomprinting]

Almost as much as i love dying in simulated warfare.. feel like i better play that tank game just in case 😒

[@Rocklahaulle]

Much of that was not even legal in the 80s lol

[@CogzillaOfDojima]

met Jon in person earlier this year as a random coincidence when I was out somewhere. Dude was genuinely super cool and we even played some arcade games together

[@Fitzkrieg]

Nice

[@ShermTank7272]

...and then everyone in the arcade clapped, right?

[@SkorchRabbitz]

I read this as in prison at first. I was so confused

[@harperlome9314]

The three reply’s under this comment perfectly summarize the average internet person’s response

[@thehorrorhound6575]

The guy: “put something nasty in their mailbox. Something you wouldn’t wanna grab.” Me: “are you talking about a f**king pipe bomb?!” Jontron: *dresses up like the unibomber* Dear lord

[@LaPrincesa.DelHielo]

I think they were just talking about something gross like peanut butter or a fake bug or something

[@Orphioux]

​@@LaPrincesa.DelHieloCall peanut butter gross again, mother flipper 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@adamsowell6222]

Used condom

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Rest in peace Theodor 😢

[@Orphioux]

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Umm only his friends call him Theodor, everyone else has to call him Teddy Bear.

[@EpicgamerwinXD6669]

Someone call the media! JonTron actually released a holiday episode on the correct day!!!

[@TheWigglerKing]

ITS A MIRACLE!!!

[@DreamlessVoid]

The fact that it was on the right day is the truly scary part of this video.

[@Ashaira]

wait today is holloween? then wtf was that party last friday?

[@Null_Experis]

The reality is that this video is for LAST YEAR'S Halloween.

[@Quincy_Morris]

@@TheWigglerKingit’s a Christmas miracle! Wait no

[@stephen3164]

“Put something nasty in their mailbox.” Me: oh, like a smashed egg! 👹 Jon: puts on unibomber clothes ☠️

[@therealludwigtheholyblade]

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@Evilriku13]

I was expecting the "mouse trap prank" but.. I wonder what was really picked in this example in the tape.

[@barrag3463]

He must've seen the new Wendigoon video

[@thehorrorhound6575]

I immediately asked “is he talking about a f**king pipe bomb??” And then JonTron immediately put on that outfit lmao

[@mqosu]

I was thinking more along the lines of anthrax but that works too

[@TheCooldog]

I genuinely think the seatbelt/lap bar bit has to be the best running gag I've ever seen Jontron do because like an actual car crash it hits you so hard and so unexpectantly it just knocks the wind outta ya.

[@jfkatelje]

Sometimes the thought of Jon still existing leaves my mind, then he uploads a video and i'm once again a believer

[@sher7174]

Well I am fine with him uploading a longer video like this every month. If it is quality like this. Instead of getting bombard with too many videos of low quality every day. But sometimes he takes like a year until he uploads again.

[@ErikNilsen1337]

"'Vengeance is mine,' saith the Lord, 'I will repay.'" That passage literally teaches _not_ to get revenge, because that's God's job.

[@SethPortland]

Yeah, but then doesn't he just make it someone else's problem in the bible? Like he doesn't do any anything and instead just sends the sinner to Hell which he has no dominion over? Talk about passing the buck....

[@bad-people6510]

Also Leviticus 27 is about not sacrificing human beings. But to be fair, the context of that one is a lot more complicated, and Jon was just joking anyway.

[@timetravelingshark8811]

@@SethPortland Satan doesn't rule hell, and he's not responsible for punishing sinners. It's more like a "misery loves company" situation with that dickhead.

[@SolstaceWinters]

"That's not gonna stop me, because I can't read." ~ The one percent.

[@fivebrosstopmos]

@@SethPortland He does have dominion over hell. Infact, the devil will be its chief inmate, it's a myth that the Devil rules Hell, he rules Earth.

[@PlanetAstronox]

"The son shall not suffer the sins of the father." "I didn't see that." Killed me

[@Skylancer727]

Both those Bible clips were great. "I mean there's gotta be some depreciation along the way."

[@marley7868]

@@Skylancer727 it's the morality of it if your get 60 year old wife you should pay the 30 sheckles

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@marley7868that’s not the verse means lol. It’s referring to what someone wishing to consecrate herself in the ancient Jewish temple would’ve payed if she was a woman of a certain age, and the other verses in that chapter talk about corresponding payments o be made for men and children, as well. Women were not bought and sold legally in the Bible lol

[@marley7868]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro I figured no way in hell the price would be a middling 30 but still it's fun to follow through on the out of context verses you hear especially when they sound dependent on said context

[@mealsome1571]

Reminds me of a quote frank from everybody loves Raymond "The sins of the son, shall not bother the father"

[@TheCheckerknight]

11:05 I CANNOT express enough, that was LITERALLY my reaction! Brilliant

[@HEXOUS]

7:00 mailbox be like "PIPE BOMB" the mark opening the mailbox "PIPE BOMB"

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

"So coool!😮"

[@kaeganlagerquist1694]

Love how she quoted the verse of the Bible that condemns us humans getting revenge ourselves instead of leaving it to God, and then goes on to teach you how to get revenge.

[@Fakemarcel]

💀

[@Benjamin1998]

she's jewish

[@coreythepeanut]

“You’re going to hell for this, but if you’re okay with that, let’s fucking go!”

[@scottmikkelson3168]

So saith the lord

[@jacksonpercy8044]

If it's good enough for The Lord then it's good enough for me!

[@rabidboredom]

The deepest bit of irony is the fact that the "vengence is mine" passage expresses we SHOULDN'T seek revenge and leave any kind of repayment to the Lord.

[@khandiieamerson1039]

They could've just referenced the eye for an eye saying and it'd make more sense.

[@AlphaQHard]

@@khandiieamerson1039 It doesnt. Its words of a man who allowed his wife to die of pneumonia because he believed foreign medicine in the body is against his religious beliefs, but the second he got malaria he wanted treatment. He also engaged in odd behavior with young girls. Nothing Gandhi said was worthwhile.

[@smartfella7914]

@@AlphaQHardGhandi is 100% burning wherever he is

[@khandiieamerson1039]

@@AlphaQHard wasn't talking about ghandi. But indeed, he was icky.

[@stuv1996]

​@@AlphaQHardEye for an eye doesn't originate from Gandhi

[@michaelkoetter5235]

A wise man once told me "the best revenge is to be successful."

[@Darthquackius]

successful in my revenge!

[@markykid8760]

Anyone else replay Linda's "fasten your seatbelts" like a million times? There's just something... very special about it.

[@16macario]

almost hipnotical @.@

[@lilelbee423]

Like was that an accent she used?? 😂

[@markykid8760]

6:15 so I don't have to find it again. She does a cool little smile, like "aw yea that was good."

[@kirby7294]

This is an interesting comment and reply section that I have just stumbled upon...

[@hirodragonslayer]

I have no shame, she's an old school waifu 😂

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

JonTron has an insane knack for unearthing some of the most bizarre media the world has all but forgotten.

[@westey6852]

You mean Redlettermedia, right? Jontron surely didnt unearth this.

[@xaviermoreau-raymond9269]

Except red letter media watched this video six years ago

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@xaviermoreau-raymond9269 I don't watch them; any good?

[@xaviermoreau-raymond9269]

@@favoritemustard3542 yea they watch old bad movies and talk about newer ones they’re humor can be a little cringey but definitely worth a watch the best series they have is best of the worst check that out if you’re interested

[@bazonga9085]

@@favoritemustard3542literally the best

[@doctorfrosty3546]

“If you give your Mark these pornographic magazines, they could be fired” Linda Blair: “fascinating”

[@VleesetendPlantje14]

The mark, all his colleagues and his employer: “jokes on you, I’m into that sh*t” *in Skeletor voice*

[@SchemingGoldberg]

She seems super into it. Practically gushing.

[@inaudiblescreaming9999]

That KILLED me

[@thedrewdog]

@@SchemingGoldberg Linda Blair used to sleep with and party with Rick James, no shit, there's photos of them hanging out at various events, so she knows her way around.

[@PikaLink91]

@@SchemingGoldbergOf course she is into it... she's a woman. Everyone know that men solve their problems physically while women are more diabolical.

[@dakotahrivers6640]

All these years later and 'ol Jon has still got it lol i was dying from laughing so hard at Papenfuss

[@sarahzaporta125]

Same - I don’t know why that name is so funny, but it is. 😂

[@artimus4198]

My god that is so devious at the end where Jon says “I put my stamp of approval on this and won’t regret it at all” acknowledging that he just opened the flood gates for everyone involved in this 😂

[@Hoopaugi]

Honestly I was positively surprised when the detective at the end did not recommend poisoning the family dog.

[@kevinpruett6424]

And end all golden retriever lineage too... Airbark stole Jon's NBAspirations!!

[@commander2552]

He's just a regular detective not atf

[@CaseyHofland]

That would be violent and appalling. “Take away their livelihood by sending bisexual porn to their boss instead.” Classy and tasteful.

[@kevinpruett6424]

@@CaseyHofland that's nothing, go with pansexual

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

So, Communist mailing lists for the father, a planted ring somewhere for the mother, gay mailing lists for the children and chocolate for the dog. Simple

[@hwtvi3466]

I thought this would be a tape that just had small, harmless pranks as revenge. I didn’t expect it to make me say “what the actual hell” so many times.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

whatever happened to a good old fashioned poop under their car door handle?

[@spaceacepl4636]

@@charleswisconsin9196 we went from poop under a car door handle to gun under a car

[@KairuHakubi]

seriously they're wasting the police's time, the INS's time... that's our tax money, dammit.

[@Whom1337]

what the flip dude you can’t say h*ll that’s a swear word

[@KairuHakubi]

@@Whom1337 please not even ironically. i'm just so weary.

[@mylifeisslow959]

The fact that Jon looks the same age after all these years convinces me he’s a vampire

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

I like how Jon mainly just freaks out over the tape and doesn't have any over the top skits this time. Really hammers in how genuinely freaky this thing is.

[@helwrecht1637]

“Vengeance is mine SAYS THE LORD” she forgot that part

[@followerofjesustilltheend8315]

For real 🗿

[@zeriel9148]

Ah yes but He said he made us in His image, so...

[@therealfriday13th]

That's par for the course of Bible quoting. At this point, you should be calling out the people who include the context.

[@Trenz0]

Are you implying that a person would quote the Bible in a way that benefits them? Never

[@followerofjesustilltheend8315]

@@zeriel9148 ah yes actually he said we were made to be like Him not be Him since he is all perfect including his emotions we have similar emotions to him but because we mortel flesh bags and we live as sinners our emotions are not perfect like his are....that and we couldn't possibly compare ourselves to the likes of a litteral god.

[@jacksonbatchlr7909]

“‘Vengeance is mine,’ says the Lord.” She didn’t finish the verse 😭

[@losnfjslefn8857]

I know, right!? I was waiting for her to finish the verse, and then try to justify why it's still ok for *you* to get revenge, but she didn't even bother doing that! 😆 Straight up just cut that part off. "I didn't see that!🤷" I think that Exorcist movie did more harm than good to her spiritually... 😭

[@na-ky8ou]

​@@losnfjslefn8857 The bible is as made up as the movie she is famous for, so who cares?

[@paulhayes5684]

​@@losnfjslefn8857This is called ppl whether Christian or not using the Bible to justify their actions and just reading verses partially.

[@TheYouTubeGame]

So aggravating.

[@makeda6530]

Par the course for those who don’t respect the Word smh Those revenge plots were insane.

[@hrpang]

I like how JonTron wears that black suit with gloves for pretty much every Halloween video. Like, did the werewolf movie scare him for life?

[@jonathanbrown6545]

the props he puts into his videos is legendary

[@Bardic_Knowledge]

If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, then revenge... Is ice cream.

[@bluecanine3374]

Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is a dish best served cold, precise, and merciless. "Yeah, yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup..."

[@mattgretmagoogann3381]

Or, perhaps, a refreshing sorbet.

[@tiagobelo4965]

share an ice cream with them, that'll settle the differences

[@brutalbob842]

time to pick up some revenge at the local supermarket!

[@TheBrickWhisperer]

3 scoops of revenge pls

[@HMZeroTwo]

The part where the detective was advising people to send adult content to their enemies got me so good, how was this even released on store shelves

[@MTJfan2017]

Nowadays we call that “thugging”

[@clockhanded]

There was no rules for anything until 9/11 and then covid

[@jokerinthecarddeck1273]

He also recommended sending them communist stuff.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Jon didn't cover it but they tell people to file a fake death certifacte to ruin someone's life

[@HPMCCPooTis]

@@clockhanded What was done in between?

[@derekmoon7215]

I still can't believe people wanted to cancel this guy lmao

[@ELEcomments]

JonTron is a national treasure.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

How and when?

[@arizmazda1032]

he's racist​@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21

[@greyfells2829]

​@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Jon had a heated gamer moment and endorsed ethno-nationalism

[@CrispyChicken38]

​@@greyfells2829 He literally did not. He said something they agreed with. Do you like dogs? Oh man, so did hitler, I guess we know what that makes you. Get the idea?

[@callumgodden5707]

this felt like one of the og vids, i miss all the game reviews and movie reviews

[@Isaac_646]

I honestly think people don't give enough appreciation for Jon's prop work.

[@wareforcoin5780]

The only thing that works harder than Jon in a JonTron video is that prop gun.

[@danielgrizzlus3950]

some of it needs to go back to joke work

[@robertgaudet7407]

He’s one of the better things that exists in the world today

[@MundaneMuser]

Thank Jon and his team.

[@SuperRat420]

*Prep work IE; watching RLM cover this and steal their hype

[@no-replies]

Jon actually has a pretty reliable upload schedule. As soon as you forget about him he uploads

[@geovani60624]

for those wondering, the price mentioned in leviticus 27;4 is for an avaliation, not for the woman

[@oddcrafter1270]

What's an avaliation?

[@urmomisanicelady6760]

I just honestly love all the little details and theatrics that go into these videos, like the into and all of it is just so well coordinated and bizzare

[@buttarain27]

The “weird voice” is actually another horror legend, her name is Zelda Rubinstein and she was in all the original Poltergeist movies. She was known for her unique voice and short stature. Which worked well for those mystical grandma types with supposed ulterior motives.

[@thedrewdog]

My introduction to Zelda was through a TV spot for the show Picket Fences. She was so creepy, that I mistook the Dramedy for a horror series.

[@wrwlf7]

that's awesome! i was coming to the comments to see if anyone else heard her voice and thought shue sounded like Lilo from Lilo and Stitch doing a haunted tour (in that clip)

[@ZigealFaust]

DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT

[@notsure1969]

This house ... is clean

[@elegantdisarray]

Teen Witch is another good example ✌️

[@So_I_Make_Videos]

The car seatbelt + crashing jokes were so damn funny. 10/10 😂

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

13:46 THE LAPBAR

[@carljohan9265]

Anyone noticed how eerily relevant the "sending homo and bisexual material to kids" bit is today?

[@Suo_kongque]

@@carljohan9265that isn’t a thing that is happening? It’s actually just a scare tactic used by people who are afraid of lgbtq people. You know who does bring up sex weirdly often around their kids though? People who are so scared of their child being gay that they force them to be straight.

[@paloim]

@@Suo_kongque no, it does happen, it's rare but it has indeed occurred. Saying "that not happen" is just lazy, target the fact it's an extremely rare occurrence instead.

[@scottydu81]

@@paloimBut it’s *not* rare, it’s a part of public school’s curriculum.

[@robotnikcentric64]

8:51 Why does this man look like Vector from Despicable Me and Walter White from Breaking Bad fused together into one being? 😆🤣

[@bluedemon2783]

11:04 JESUS CHRIST shit went from 0 to 100 real quick 😂

[@txc98]

The legitimately criminal advice they just let fucking loose with is INSANE

[@sanguinedelight6464]

the fact they got a lawyer,cop and a private snook in the show,im dead 💀

[@AllLifeIsTravesty]

This show *had* to have been used as evidence in criminal court proceedings.

[@kevinpruett6424]

The mailbox tampering especially

[@CommanderViviax]

Definitely! And it wouldn't be a good defense. Lol.

[@caseybaker7935]

​@@CommanderViviaxIf anything, it could be used to prove premeditation

[@ZeyTheDaemon]

Considering the Unabomber had done his thing in 1978 and was caught in 1996, it seems a bit weird for them to do the whole mailbox thing at the start (his first recorded kill was in 1987, and his last two were in the 90s).

[@ApolloSniperman]

9:15 “Well when Harold first came to me he didn’t know what to do” Well duh that’s why he came to you

[@theadventuresguild6514]

"Pepenfussy" fucking SENT MEEEE. I'm CRYING

[@bradydacloud]

JonTron’s random uploading is the best Halloween present ever

[@Mister-Red]

And that's the meaning of Halloween

[@FoxyPercival714]

Christmas came early.

[@Bugz]

Yar

[@brandonvillamizar1216]

It's better than giving a blind the gift of a new pair of shoes.

[@BTAxistube]

Jump scare!

[@arentweall6394]

When she starts talking about revenge around 4:24 Linda Blair is either an incredibly talented actress, or a for real psychopath. There is nothing behind those eyes, like that shit was chilling

[@CommanderViviax]

She's probabely not that talented. Her career wouldn't have been such a mess if she was good.

[@bellingtoned]

​@@CommanderViviaxso she's psycho

[@tylerlackey1175]

​@@CommanderViviaxreddit moment

[@amedotuniverse652]

​@@CommanderViviax Rude much?

[@TheP3NGU1N]

she's the product of an overly sexualized acting career. i wouldnt be surprised if she cracked at some point from 'staying relevant' with producers behind the scenes and ended up like this.

[@Cloudy_Jones]

Jon’s commitment to that chinstrap is commendable 😂

[@rossharbuck7085]

how is it possible that this was 15 mins long but felt like just 3 mins??? Plz never stop making golden content, Jon, you big hot man

[@croom332]

"Who says you can't put more than mail in there, huh?" The federal government, Kyle. The federal government says that.

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

"Everyone has a male box" unless they have a papenfuss. Some people have a papenfuss instead. Like birds and frogs, it's a crazy new world of gender we live in, now. That was my joke but srs? I kinda hate we all HAVE to have a mailbox address, in the sense that any home you have needs to have a regularly maintained inlet so they can send you stuff. Seems kinda violatory. Like dude, that's my home. Send stuff to my DMV or the police, they'll get in touch.

[@jahenrie86]

Foxworthy joke ‘that M supposed to be capitalized!!’

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@sboinkthelegday3892but how else could a """democratic""" government prohibit poor people from voting or applying for social assistance if they didn't tie citizenship status to having a USPS official mailbox?

[@NotOnLand]

If I had a nickel for every time JonTron made a video about a tape from Best of the Worst, I could finish the rest of the Doofenshmirtz quote

[@AllyMonsters]

Yeah I noticed he even tries to edit around those parts they do big jokes on too.

[@balbert24]

Which episode im looking for it, but they dont mske it obvious which makes me feel like its a wheel of worst episode

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Shoot, could Spoony take notes? Plenty of fodder out there because of Best of the Worst.

[@NotOnLand]

@@balbert24 WotW 11, also featuring the hypnosis rápe video

[@anodosarcade7355]

Which episode was this? I don’t remember this at all

[@IronStaff7]

I remember watching scariest places on Earth as a kid and loved it. Didn't they also send random families to really creepy places like Vlads Castle to scare the shit outta them?

[@ProjectFallenLeaf]

John your work never ceases to amaze me, it's truly good to see you put out quality content, seriously thank you for your work!!!!

[@desireer6915]

The revenge video with Linda = actually horrifying JonTron's props and acting = AMAZING ❤👏

[@SuperMegaGaelourde]

I swear it's like the Exorcist was a documentary and she's still low-key possessed. I was half expecting "Now if your neighbor is a mild annoyance, you can call- F@CK MY PUSSY, F@CK MY PUSSY, F@CK MY!!!- Oh dear, ahem, sorry that just slipped out. Where were we, ah yes, you can repeatedly call CPS and claim you've heard crying and shouting until they tear the family apart."

[@LordTalax]

It wasn't horrifying, kind of dull really.

[@desireer6915]

@@SuperMegaGaelourde lmao fr! I also cant believe anyone approved the making of the movie either 😅 Wild.

[@thomasprice7893]

Every single revenge plot had me saying “WHOAHH BUDDY“ out loud and then the next one would get even worse and I’d say it again

[@melcasa]

It's giving, mafioso training guide. Bless you JonTron for finding these gems.

[@CherryBlossomOhka]

14:07 that ending was the cherry on the sundae lol

[@Katerstrophal]

"Oh, wait, sorry, you caught me off-guard there, I didn't notice the film crew laying undersea cables through my kitchen and dining room for the last seven hours." That's such a hidden gem of a line, I love it. The entire video is filled with greatness - an absolute pleasure to watch. I'm going to be revisiting this video many times over! Jon just keeps producing banger after banger. And the gags with the couch! They were especially hilarious. I also really liked the "hedge in the shape of my sister" and the joke in the opening of needing to plug the hidden space into the wall for it to work first. Jon's prop work is so good. Please keep up the fantastic work, Jon!

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

10:44 Alright, so the next thing here, we'll deal with the brake fluid cable. I'm not saying you should cut it or anything, I'm just showing it to you.

[@whuuuut2035]

Just for wacky EDUCATIONAL purposes, don't cut them, they can see that when the car is inspected. Take a sewing needle or syringe and carefully poke a hole in one side of the line, it'll still leak, but, it'll leak slower, giving a longer time for...whatever, and it just looks like normal wear, or like a bug or something tried chewing through it. Don't do anything with that info, it's for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, I'm trusting anyone reading this to only just READ this, like legally I'm trusting you.

[@Megaman8880]

@@whuuuut2035 😏

[@ImpetuouslyInsane]

Brake fluid cable? It's either a cable outright or it's a fluid system with hoses. Pick one.

[@DocM.]

My favorite videos to watch and rewatch repeatedly 😂❤

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

“Turn they asses in to ICE” lmfao

[@shadowdroid776]

Fun fact: Zelda Rubinstein was the narrator for Scariest Places on Earth. She was also the medium from the movie 'Poltergeist'. So two horror movie actors from two well-known movie series helped make a show about spooky shit found on earth.

[@oldking8276]

Had a doubt, thanks for confirming!

[@faceless2302]

She was so popular they even made an entire video game series about her

[@Minoriscful]

It all comes back to horror movie poltergeist and the exorcist ,the exorcist everyone went insane in the end irl and in poltergeist all of the actors got haunted IRL

[@psyduck8025]

He has a hat 💫

[@TheBlueprintsOrlando]

@@faceless2302what is it called?

[@finch600]

I was just relaxed, vibing like until "if they're a minority, ring the immigration department" Immediately full attention and a "what the fuck", Jon's reaction was perfect

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

It’s a great tip! I’ve done it. :)

[@shadow1150zz]

​@@anti-ethniccleansing465👀

[@Svevsky]

Man what is that username of yours

[@ikeatable1]

Awesome video, see you next year Jon!

[@bloodrunsclear]

‘Vengeance is mine…’ …SAYS THE LORD Missed an important part there

[@cra_55]

11:18 Love that roller coaster harness prop. It's just some PVC pipes wrapped with pool noodles.

[@ninjastickmantheninja1656]

Man I thought he actually took one from an amusement park

[@AliensAreNoobs]

Its fairly convincing though! Creative prop design if you ask me!

[@ryanm2]

You mean your couch doesn't come with a harness?

[@JamesWhite-pz2me]

Jon is like a werewolf, doesn’t usually appear, but once in a full moon, he emerges.

[@riddell26]

It is a full moon tonight

[@jeffsorrows]

And its fucking glorious!

[@aarondavis8943]

Thank you for reminding me of his _The Howling_ review. I watch it every Halloween.

[@DarkeningDemise]

Still waiting for him to cover the other The Howling movies.

[@danielwilliams7562]

His outfit early reminded me when he did his Howling 2 videos as well

[@iAmNovaFilms]

Loved seeing this on RLM Best of The Worst and have always wanted to see more reactions to it

[@ken131]

Not the first time Jon stole gold from RLM's garbage cans

[@LargoBlack]

It's good to see your channel still alive brother. I watched you alot when i was younger.

[@Xen8008]

All these years later and the man’s still not lost his talent, amazing work as usual JonTron!

[@sgtaveryjohnson3803]

What's your pfp 👀

[@merijn5929]

2 mins after upload how have you judged that ?

[@kbottrill1]

@@merijn5929 He could be referring to his other vids this year, not everyone watches an entire vid before commenting

[@Arkaon9]

@@sgtaveryjohnson3803Do the Evolution

[@jessijinx5271]

@@sgtaveryjohnson3803 Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam.

[@GadzooksEugene]

JonTron's military LARP looking more realistic than military insurance companies (using old pattern uniforms even tho the new stuff is readily and cheaply available)

[@Integritys_Sum]

Old stuff can be classic though...

[@huntermcintosh8173]

It looked like Jon just straight up bought some military surplus OCPs, it's the space for tabs And the right stitching

[@springbonnie8937]

Plus the ww2 helmet

[@GadzooksEugene]

@@huntermcintosh8173 Yeah, but I mean, like, insurance companies geared towards military members and veterans using ACU pattern uniforms with no name, rank, or branch markings, even though the Army was the only one to use that particular pattern. ACU has been out of regulation for the last, like, 4 years or something now, and Multicam OCPs are being used by the Army, Airforce, and a number of other NATO allies. But, these companies can't be bothered to reshoot their adds in the new pattern (which is being used by more than just the Army), which is what Jon is doing here (is her Army? Is he Airforce? Doesn't matter, he looks better than ACUs lmao)

[@NakedOwl501]

At least the collar isn't zipped in a pair of ACU.

[@rolandcurtis4673]

you actually gave me some good ideas. thanks JonTron!

[@NathanTheMan]

I love the idea that Jon was the guy that got kicked off the team to make room for Air Bud.

[@Nix-Man]

Dan does indeed have a labrador-esk quality to him, don't he?

[@djsercy5879]

"Vengeance is mine" *cuts off at "saith the Lord" because then this film can't be justified*

[@Trepidity]

The best channel on youtube

[@harrydurand5063]

I love Jontron videos, you can tell he truly cares about making good content and not just putting out a crappy video every week

[@mediabreakdown8963]

Shots fired. 😂

[@harrydurand5063]

@@mediabreakdown8963 I meant it genuinely 💀

[@VeneficaDelirium]

At least he's not posting the same daily ragebait everyone else covers.

[@ge2719]

the guy with the blurred face is actually the actor Gregory Itzin. one of those actors whos been in a ton of stuff but you can never remember what. Ironically i'm always going to remember him as the guy with his face blurred out in "How to get revenege"

[@rugxulo]

Yeah, I recognized him from _24_.

[@CesarDaSalad]

The fact they installed a fully functional seatbelt on Jon's couch is hilarious. But making the couch actually crash fkin killed me

[@James11111]

Ya should've worn a seatbelt.

[@CaptainXJ]

The fuck is a fkin?

[@teedeegremlin]

@@James11111 may the original commenter rest in peace, they died in that couch crash 😔

[@sambro6657]

Jontron is the legend

[@maxthebear7765]

“I guess we got a furry here everybody!” 😂💀

[@ThatsSpectacular]

“You like revenge, right? Everyone likes revenge! So let’s go get some!” -GlaDOS

[@spirecreator2888]

BRO when they brought up deportation I genuinely recoiled in shock at the same time as John simulated that car accident on the couch. Perfect timing.

[@alterbennet5420]

6:40 oh hi mark

[@flameyboy4184]

Jon is finally getting revenge on those kids that used S.M.E.N.S. against him on Christmas

[@ChronoSquare]

wait what's that again

[@ryanmurphy8388]

​@@ChronoSquareedged weapons

[@atlas4698]

@@ChronoSquare Shoot Move Evaluate Neutralize Scan

[@Red-jl1qr]

​@@ChronoSquare Dodge Duck Dip Dive And ... Dodge

[@farkbett699]

​@@Red-jl1qrDDDDAD

[@xJC4Rx]

That gun joke was so stupidly hilarious. Marvelous editing.

[@boodledemic6430]

Literally spat when she got shot 😂

[@fromthegamethrone]

My favourite bit

[@thatartchannel9649]

Kinda bummed that you come out with videos so rarely but they are always worth the wait. I love your content

[@pronuked3141]

Welcome back to the waiting room, someone burnt the magazines from the 90s, so now we have to take turns playing with the rubiks cube

[@LILBABYN0THING]

Linda Blair kinda is the ideal person to host this considering she used to go out with Rick James and he ended up writing the song 'Cold Blooded' about her

[@oldoutlet6946]

I'll never get tired of John violently breaking into houses.

[@antworker3634]

honestly , love you jon. its like circa 2014. dude never change ❤

[@Psybeam]

Classic JonTron-style video, love it. I don't know how you keep finding these bizarre movies and shows from decades ago 😂

[@lolbotomy]

It's always a good day when Jonathan Tronathan uploads

[@theRPGmaster]

Jonhson Trohnson

[@Amrylin1337]

Watching you do RedLetterMedia's leftovers is kind of like reading the book and then watching the movie. Pretty good.

[@Brick-dg5ly]

Lmao true

[@thesfnb.5786]

This is the best and most fascinating Jontron episode in quite a while!!

[@Lazulilyy]

this is an amazing video, with the prop and physical comedy of an amazing staple JonTron video, always love to see this sorta sturff

[@evanblake5252]

This either crosses nearly every line there is for mainstream tapes, or this is as close as you can get to reality while still calling it a joke. Wild video. Always a beautiful time when there's a new JonTron upload. Especially around Halloween (even if it doesn't really fit thematically).

[@charleswisconsin9196]

DVDs didn't exist in 1989.

[@evanblake5252]

@@charleswisconsin9196 VHS then, or whatever format it was.

[@SofosProject]

I think this video counts as horror. XD

[@evanblake5252]

Hehe@@SofosProject

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Obviously you don't know about media history. Up until 1991, we used 8 tracks, then we moved on to Betamax. Lmk if you need more info.