jorah "friendzone" mormont

dany please

[@MagnificentFiend]

_You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half._ - Bart Simpson

[@jorahmormont2102]

Khaleesi...

[@vicount3944]

Jorah Mormont ... and Daario Naharis ?

[@xGi2lesx]

Valar Friendzonis

[@KianoUyMOOP]

+anshul katare Ever heard of the term 'friends with benefits'?

[@adamromero]

Bane I read that in Bane's voice.

[@YourMom-lb3mt]

Valar dontdothis

[@Caine61]

BANE?

[@fds7476]

My God... that was genuinely heartbreaking. Mormont's expression is so ridiculously well acted that I'm quite lost for words.

[@Scipionyxsam]

Later in the series he gets friendzoned to another country. This show is brutally realistic.

[@naryacare5600]

Being "friendzoned" is not "brutal." It is a compliment. It's means we think you're nice enough to be our friend. What exactly is bad about that? Oh right, how silly of me. It's because it doesn't fulfill your own delusions of entitlement where we're only worth the sex we give you. If you think the friendzone is "brutal", then the only zone you belong in is the "self-centered assholes I'm no longer associating with"-zone.

[@Scipionyxsam]

Sure, being told that you are not good enough for boyfriend/girlfriend material must be a huge compliment. The use of "quotation marks" doesn't make you seem sophisticated btw.

[@naryacare5600]

Scipionyxsam I'm not trying to be sophisticated. I'm just trying to be honest with what I think of your ass-backwards logic. I realize this may come as a shock to you but, we only friendzone you when we LIKE YOU. You know, as friends. In a platonic way. Hence "friendzone." If I don't want to be your girlfriend, then there is no greater moral law which says I HAVE to be. Whatever your feelings may be should not have to influence my decision. You're not entitled to me, or my body, or my love-life, or anything about me if I'm not comfortable with it. I mean really, is just being "friends" with a woman so goddamn cruel and torturous if there's no sex or romance involved? Are we simply not allowed to have completely platonic relationships with guys? If you think "yes, it's cruel and unusual punishment and you wymynz should all be put on trial at Nuremburg", then you're not even deserving of the friendzone. You're not deserving of any zone actually. You'll be lucky if you even get so much as a " Goodbye forever. Have a nice life, you creepy childish little cunt." as we cut all ties with you for good. TL;DR, the only reason why it's even a problem is because you're not willing to accept the fact that women were NOT put on this earth for the sole purpose of pleasing you.

[@Scipionyxsam]

Nice, you have to make this a gender issue again, you bitter feminist. If you had reading comprehension skills, you'd have noticed that unlike you I didn't do that. I talked about women and men alike, but being a monothematic feminist you had to approach it from this very angle. If you weren't a hypocrite you'd realize that the 'let's be frieds' phrase is just a nice way of saying I am not interested in you at best, because you don't meet my standards and a rather manipulative way of keeping people arround who are devoted to you(just in case). But hey, I should know, I did it to women I wasn't interested in, it's not a all female concept but you couldn't even think of that in your arrogance.

[@naryacare5600]

Scipionyxsam Oh. So you "friendzoned" women? Oh how nice, we have complete universal equality now and all is right with the world. Because women can be "friendzoned" too. I guess we just have different definitions of "friendzone" then. If a guy is romantically interested in me, and continuously flirts with me despite me not being romantically interested in him at all, I cut off all contact with him entirely. I don't stick him in a silly "zone for friends only" because in all honesty, I don't feel comfortable HAVING him as a friend if he continues to press the issue despite my protests and my obviously stated feelings to the contrary. But hey, I wouldn't expect someone who has not personally been subject to that frightening experience to understand my stance on it.

[@mstash5]

Thumbs up for those of us who've been through this. We salute you Ser Jorah.

[@jakeharrison1292]

Nah, never, I had a girlfriend, and got Loser-zoned like Roman here, that's why I now disrespect women now...

[@mstash5]

Don't disrespect women.

[@jakeharrison1292]

Well, not really every women, just cheating ones. I've nothing against the ''cool'' girls or nerds, or normal. I'm friend with all of them... I just disrespect cheating whores

[@jakeharrison1292]

***** Well, you're right, no one likes cheaters. But mine was a real bitch, feel good about that you dont know her...

[@piro4351]

***** lmfao....yea

[@vineetthakur1884]

"All hail His Grace, Jorah of House Mormont, First of His Name, King of the BFFs, the Like a Brother, and the First Friend. Lord of the Seven Friendzones, and Protector of the Cooch."

[@DuQey]

Finally a character I can relate to in Game of Thrones

[@Snikerpiker1]

Sam also up to the point when he gets a girlfriend

[@whatdidyousay1455]

Khaleesi, please. - Ser Jorah Mormont

[@maxinem5665]

Jorah's epic facial expression and the blood all over him is just perfectly symbolic of what g.o.t. all about :D

[@Crichjo32]

Agreed. His expression is exactly what mine was like while watching the Red Wedding.

[@Oats162]

If you look closely, you can see the pieces of his broken heart

[@redjirachi1]

Petyr Baelish: You don't know what the friend zone really is Snape: Neither do you

[@HAL-vm3wn]

Governor Norrington: Aw, to hell you two!

[@deeznuts-pf2lv]

Mormont : hold my gifts

[@CountArtha]

"Glad you made it, Ser Jorah. You're like the grandpa I never had . . . . Hey, where's that hot guy I just met yesterday? Is he okay?"

[@danny90099]

Hello darkness my old friends

[@AhmedYanaal]

I have never seen this much pain in a YT vid.

[@TaoPhysiques]

So that's why he is "Lord of the Friendzone"

[@SolarPhoenix61]

This is way more devastating to me than the god-damn Red Wedding. You're off my favorite list now Daenerys

[@wololo3781]

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

[@copacetic9018]

Jorah shows us the perils of being a "nice guy".

[@Crichjo32]

+Copacetic Explains why so many guys act like assholes.

[@MusMasi]

hes not a nice guy hes a criminal.

[@scarletsky2614]

Sold some poachers as slaves. Illegal, but barely immoral, far less so then some of the shit Dany has pulled.

[@ИванСтаростенко-л4ш]

Yep, that's why i'm an asshole

[@sarapocorn]

oooh nooooooo, that hurt so much

[@Gator762-v3o]

Like you would know

[@zzbd1n277]

You know nothing about this pain

[@HaveAGoodDayLad]

He lived in the friendzone and died in the friendzone

[@JohnyAngelo]

Lord of Friendzone

[@aegonconquistador1980]

King in the Freindzone👑 !

[@Galaxymice]

he's friendzoned by a little girl.. awwwu

[@Metaltherebel92]

Haha, I noticed Jorah`s reaction straight away in this scene, the edited music just made it clearer. You can actually see the misery in his face as he slowly realizes that he will remain as her "friendly bodyguard" for allways. Instead of expressing joy for his return, she asks for a man she has just meat.. looool, poor man.

[@MeltedDeath]

There is no word for friendzone in Dothraki.

[@KingSlade7]

The Friendzone must be stronger than all the 7 Hells combined

[@bleetscube4460]

Poor guy. I hope he scores in season 6.

[@yunikage]

+bleets cube Who's gonna fuck a dude with greyscale?

[@benabbouaissa1991]

RR martin will surprise us all

[@sxm2009]

He never scores

[@bleetscube4460]

Welp never mind.

[@filipberes319]

I died at your profile pic

[@sanoj92]

The actor playing Jorah is just so good

[@lainhikaru6336]

Ser Jorah Mormont of the Andals.first of his name.loyal protector and advisor.I sentence you to friendzone.

[@fffianist]

Will Ser Jorah ever escape? Or is he trapped in his fate? Tune in next week!

[@danny90099]

5 year later NOPE

[@Lorrayne.Calazans]

Nope, he DIED at the Friendzone

[@eternal_napalm6442]

Never accept "just friends" with a girl you like. It's self torture. Tell her you want her but not interested in just friends, and if she changes her mind to contact you. Then walk away/out of her life and don't contact her...and date other girls. This will save you from torture and give her space to feel your absence.

[@jadricdaos3475]

I see you're a follower of corey wayne

[@TheCommander454]

In the books daario is older than ser jorah and he is not sexy

[@Dragonmots]

Danny thinks he is, she must like purple hair?

[@basboosa2812]

Dhedan Saud hes actually handsome in the books, just has a very eccentric taste in fashion. but he definitely has a pretty face as Barristan once mentioned

[@arth507monroe5]

Jorah dies in the friendzone. damn.

[@lancelot5125]

This was really sad and heartbreaking.

[@Christrulesall2]

Jorah Mormont..King Friendzone!

[@DarthMalgusSith_Lord]

Jorah of House Mormont, First of his names, king and lord of the Friendzone, & Protector of over level 9000

[@karmacanquints4222]

Do not worry Jorah, you can be the friend with benefits....hahhaa

[@vivianacepeda8169]

Not even that anymore T.T. Let's hope he gets better

[@marysueeasteregg]

Jorah may die by the end of the show but it won't be until a good bit later. He's in season 7. My best guess for the end game: Dany will be dead and Jorah will be the 1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.

[@diedrerichards2058]

That was brutal. His facial expression? Heart wrenching. I laughed my fucking ass off

[@Beerbottles123]

Snape, Illidan and Ser Jorah sat in a bar...

[@Crichjo32]

Don't forget Littlefinger

[@ItsLadyValk]

0:33 - 0:48 I have held that solemn gaze many a time towards a past loved one. Wherever she is? Keep her!

[@victorarmandoneis]

That scene right there is why Dany's death in the Final Episode will be extremely satisfying

[@karenbee1996]

Omg im laughing so hard at this hahahahaha

[@xxxx-hw4hn]

I think i'm evil, because every time I watch this is cracks me up!! I WILL LAUGH AT ALL OUR WELL KNOWN PAIN SER JORAH, UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO ME AGAIN......

[@xxxx-hw4hn]

Also, I like to think whenever I see a picture of Dany and Jorah together, they are judging people, especially their outfits. It changes EVERYTHING, doesn't it??

[@Colewnm]

Feel so sorry for him. Lord of friend zone

[@ProfessorGanymede]

When someone says that the friendzone doesn't exist, or that being in the friendzone means you feel entitled to someone's affection, I will forever point them towards Jorah the Explorer here. This is what the friendzone is. Just because you are in the friendzone doesn't mean you feel owed anything. Just means you would like to have the relationship be romantic and the other person doesn't.

[@fox2569]

Lord of the Friendzone, Guardian of the Friendship.

[@cckz5514]

She could say she loves him like a brother but that doesn't work in the Targaryen family. 😂😂 (Mic_drop)

[@benmichael4265]

😂

[@mads6488]

I feel so sorry for Jorah but it's so funny 😂😂

[@haseebmoosa1323]

all hail king friendzone!

[@levongevorgyan6789]

That acting is amazing! Jorah's facial expression change is astounding. I haven't seen the like since Hayden Christensen(facial, not dialogue). THough you have to pity Jorah. He falls in love with young girl that could be his daughter, and just after being screwed over by his previous wife. Still, Daenerys is not at fault for this situation.

[@lembas.]

That's when you leave her service and never look back. No wonder he sold her secrets to Varys.

[@EvilKretacz]

I like the new Daario more. He's cooler.

[@jameswilkes6091]

True, he's still a sleazy douchebag though.

[@liamfrazer4810]

The old Daario was slightly less of a douchebag than the new Daario, IMO

[@professeurpedonculechannel1799]

Daario ils the worst character of all game of thrones

[@firebeardnc6012]

On TV Tropes he's (accurately) described as looking like he's wandered through a time portal from the set of ''Xena: Warrior Princess:''. Fortunately he's been recast from season 4 onwards. EDIT: I think the recast is a massive improvement, he's more affable in season 4. EDIT II: My dog can lick its balls and i can lick my dog's balls too but i don't.

[@shellturtleguy]

There's a credible theory that Daario Naharis is Euron Greyjoy. I recommend giving it a read. www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/253zbx/

[@officialbeans]

you can actually pinpoint the moment when his heart breaks

[@hordak83]

"We come by this road to find Balian, who was defender of Jerusalem!".

[@generalmaul4615]

Right in the feels..

[@duhhxxxiloveyou]

omfg i just had my wisdom teeth and laughing uncontrollably at this is causing me unmeasurable pain

[@lembas.]

How are you feeling after all these long years?

[@CarlosCMTF]

Ser Jorah of the very noble House of Friendzone!

[@wshrieve6716]

Jorah uses a 'Creepy Pass'! Daenerys is disgusted! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Daenerys fainted!

[@stevebennett9418]

He's the most desperately friendzoned character since Albert Brooks in Taxi Driver.

[@giorgilatsuzbaia7990]

Well, at least I'm not responsible for supercollider.

[@liamfrazer4810]

Simon and Garfunkel sum it up perfectly

[@dannykidvillan]

The only reason people don't like Daario is because they're jealous that he's the cocky guy that gets the pretty girl aw :)

[@jakeharrison1292]

I dislike him for being that close on Emilia Clarke, god damnit...!

[@karlamoreno8641]

This was sad because I ship them, but at the same time I laughed 😂

[@aisenmesser7779]

Ser Jorah's heart tore in half.

[@Id0N0tH4te]

Just a general educational moment: *YOUR* means posession, *YOU'RE* means you are. So *you're* gonna talk about X.

[@TheDragnoov]

poor Jorah :((((((((((((

[@张冬兰]

hahahaha,i can't even breathe.the incidental music....perfect timing:)))

[@MrJ17J]

The Sound of Silence if you wonder

[@1415Razor]

The whole story is that he kissed Dany a while ago (which she didn't like), while traveling by ship. She recognized his ambitions even before that, but does not want him as a lover. She DOES want Daario, though. The TV-Show left out quite a bit of this.

[@chriswebster1099]

0:36 - all hail the one and true King of Friendzone. Bloodied, beaten, loyal, faithful, overlooking all faults and slights, seeking only to serve any and all needs of the object of his unrequited love.

[@freedomchannel7097]

Poor Jorah :(

[@ThinkSmallOrBig]

Lord of the Friendzone.

[@infernai]

Daenarys: You tell me, how long does it take to sack a city? Selmy: One minute and two seconds on a bad day, twelve seconds on a good. Although that's only the battles I've fought in.

[@littlec619]

I feel your pain Jorah, bro.

[@alexryll9237]

The King in the Friendzone!

[@paulbellar]

absolutely perfect

[@missisfreddiemercury]

that broke my heart too, ... :-/ He always protects her and helps her and she then asks about Daario ... who cares?

[@hahagirl727TV]

This made me laugh and feel really bad at the same time... x'D

[@MeNoBites]

change his sigil to two people hugging with butts out

[@Allzumenschliches44]

Poor Jorah, I felt so sorry for him.

[@karmacanquints4222]

I was Jorahzoned before...

[@piro4351]

by whom..hard to believe

[@thekillers1stfan]

we all have a little bit of GOB in us, love each other

[@Eleglas]

A moment silence please for our fallen brother...

[@JaguarStar999]

This particular scene and this particular season, Danny's character annoys me as hell. I didn't quite get why. I now get it. It's not that she banishes Mormont, that's the writer's choice. What annoys me is the fact her story, after being one of the best, has become ridiculous: she craves for a throne she doesn't know on a land she has never met, she's the queen nobody is asking for in Westeros and she has no real weapons nor armies nor strategies (8,000 Unsullied are no match for Westeros, Tywin alone had 20,000 men for ONE campaign!)....and neither Martin nor the bloody HBO producers make an effort to explain how she is powerful, they only have 10 second scenes of her posiing for the camera with an artificial "queen" speech as she sees Daario's testicles, but no real STORY DEVELOPMENT to justify that power. That's what annoys me here. That Jorah was the ONLY FUCKING INTERESTING AND REAL THING LEFT ON DANNY'S STORYLINE.....AND HE'S GONE!! She could easily have the most badass storyline of the show, showing how she becomes an Alexander The Great type of conqueror, and being a woman, it would be even cooler. And yet, they chose to show her conquering and governing 2 cities in just a few months under NO BELIEVABLE BASES WHATSOEVER from a political, military or social point of view. If you want "magic", show us the dragons and the fucking white walkers you've been promising for 4 seasons, not illogical storylines please. LOL.

[@Guard655]

Nothing is promised, and the base for daenerys story is in the books which you should read if you haven't. I find her story there to be quite boring aswell. She doesn't quite understand that westeros doesn't want her or need her. George RR Martin has given her kind of an easy ride to power. I think it would be logical for her to understand that she doesn't need to conquer westeros and that westeros doesn't need her, but image how many fangirls and fanboys would freak out if her long awaited landing on westeros never occurs. If you payed attention you should know that Daenerys conquers and "liberates" these cities because she believes slavery is wrong, it also shows that she is yet to incompetent for leading. If you want flashy dragons and whitewalkers every second go somewhere else, that's not what the series is about.

[@Dragonmots]

In short: Her bad advisors: Westerosi toast for you in secret!! Her "good" advisors: You are the rightfull queen, simple as that. Danny: I have to return to my Kingdom, my people. BUT, my dragons aren't yet large enough for me to ride them, they don't listen to me because nobody (could have) teached me how to train them properly. And I can't just leave these poor people as(/ to become) slaves (again). So her actions do have logic, it's just a bit weird. Look at it this way, Danny *was* sort of a hero character, Robb Stark was too, and well, George RR M. killed him off for that very reason. I could say more that *might* give you hope, maybe? But then I would probably spoil it (it's from the book "A Dance With Dragons" the last one so far because "Winds of Winter" hasn't been released yet, I think?).

[@Guard655]

Dragonmots I would say that Robb was killed off because of the mistakes he did, Karstark execution, marrying Talisa/Jeyne and therefore ending the Frey alliance. Daenerys has made mistakes aswell, and been in dire situations, but she has always made it out. GRRM has shielded Dany the whole series.

[@JimmieRussel]

She has dragons that she's waiting on to mature and is still learning to tame as they get older and more dangerous, and she's stagnant because she doesn't know how to rule and doesn't feel confident enough to rule all 7 kingdoms, she's obviously not going to invade NOW. But you seriously ignore how powerful the dragons are when fully grown, they dive in and spit freaking fire from above. Aegon and his two sister wives conquered all of Westeros and founded the Iron Throne kingdom with 1600 men and 3 dragons, as they started conquering and winning with dragons certain houses rebelled against others and united with them. Which is what would happen if she invades, especially with Dorne. *SPOILERS* She has power because there are like 10 slaves per master in Mereen, that's why she catapulted the collars into it, that's why she sent the unsullied inside through the sewers to rile them up, that's why they started killing the masters and let her into the city. Did you not pay attention during all of this? Mereen has no organized military, just slaves and some unsullied, not nearly enough to fight off 8000 unsullied plus the Second Sons plus the ten thousand ex slaves she recruited. Mereen only has the slaves they used to fight and now they're on Danys side. they are her power base in the city. As well as the refugees following her. As well as the unsullied stationed in the town. You are impatient and want everything force fed in one episode There are going to be a lot of political issues with the cities she has conquered, Mereen is going to be besieged when she's not there, with Barristan Selmy handling the battle, a bunch of the towns she conquered/visited/messed with in the past will be attacking her to bring back the slave trade, Yunkai is engaging in slavery again and ignoring her changes since she left which is why she sent Daario and his second sons to deal with it, and one of the Greyjoys is coming to her with a magical horn that tames dragons and arrives there during the siege. She also vanishes and flies presumably to Asshai on Drogons back, where she will probably tame him. Pay attention to the show, and simmer down and wait it's going to be 4 more seasons.

[@madruganalapa]

Besides, there are a lot of people in Westeros who would support a Targeryan. Especially if that Targeryan shows up with three giant dragons. I know i would.

[@smokeelite9719]

It scares me how Ser Jorah reminds me of myself

[@giorgilatsuzbaia7990]

What is more painful, being friendzoned or being kicked out from the band without any explanation?

[@aianaart7914]

omg straight to the heart!!!

[@NomadNomadCZ]

There is, and it's "jorahtheandal".

[@SvizacST]

This is brilliant!

[@cryowolf6809]

Not really. George rr mentioned himself that they aren`t immune and the scene with the pyre was a special event and she would probably not be able to do it again.

[@OnkelAdiSuperstar]

What is the second song? It is so familiar...

[@jerryryanto5729]

What episode this ? Which Season ?

[@Vampirekingist]

What episode is this in?

[@Ironpunishre]

the sound of silence, by simon & garfunkel.

[@AdamKadmonfu]

Hhahahahahahahaha! This is better than the guy who runs into a sign!!!

[@kickthecat75]

Whats that song?

[@slowbro173]

was Ser Barristan drunk? lol

[@harish2309]

why would a little girl barely 16 years old want some old dude over a handsome boy ?

[@lozm7723]

0:32 I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to enter the sting zone.

[@noirmeitte]

Who would choose a snotty boy instead of a real knight/man?