Jordan Jensen OCD

Airplane OCD guy

[@natbvm1880]

She cares so little about what we think of her it’s like a kind of ZEN. At least in this moment. The more she sheds her inhibitions the higher she soars.

[@DeRussellMasina]

That's how my friend is when they get naked in public

[@Say_When]

3:27 I'll add that she's come to the realization or at least partially or perhaps sporadically to the realization that no one in this world can hurt her or fuck her up more than she's already done to herself. So there is no embarrassment. There is no shame there is no remorse or you know filter... It's one of the blessings of falling apart... You almost get this kind of indestructible armor bonus... And it's not that she doesn't care what people think of her... It's the reverse... She knows that if other people hear her fucked up experiences and personality and in the moment psychosis.... She knows that if someone hears that and sees it and understand that there are other people out there that are just as fucked... There's a shared humanity in our individual psychotic delusions... She's giving people permission to share their stories and start laughing at the fucked up black hole darkness that lips rent free in each and every one of our souls in some capacity with myriad intensity of impact... We got to stop thinking that we'd be the good Germans And would have bravely and publicly opposed Hitler or Stalin or Paul Pott or mao or Janet Reno or Ike Turner... No, we wouldn't.... The possibility of us working the pizza ovens at one of the mandatory year-round summer camps Hitler built cannot be dismissed..... You think any one of those people planned to do that with their life?... Really think any of those people wanted to work those ovens to make Pizza that was just thrown away?

[@RayrayFeelus]

Fuck ya! The initial two sentence comment was poignantly great and you expanded upon it beautifully. I almost dismissed your response as this sense of ‘ok this guys gonna try to tell us what’s what’ however I delighted in what you said and so true!! I love people who can laugh at themselves and it’s earthed from a similar quality. We are all fucked up and being real about it is healthy for us. Keeps us aware.

[@leslielearnorth]

And that’s the magic- it’s a liberating experience for a soul to watch . I’m rating her up there with Patrice. So… she’s goddess.

[@MrMahoodlum]

Was thinking this today

[@NongEyeGong]

that guy's "No! No!" when she implied he was a "M'Lady" neckbeard type was visceral

[@dilloneliassen9622]

"Anybody else a nightmare?"

[@madwilliamflint]

jfc cracking yourself up by triggering airplane guy is the best.

[@deepsix6666]

Now I'm eyeing my Princess Bride poster I've yet to hang on my wall

[@dogchaser520]

Heard you on pods so many times but you really open it up with the gestures and expressions. Whole different experience. Hope you get yours soon.

[@mickeygreaves2246]

“Hope you get yours” 🥹🥹🥹

[@transexualoyster3311]

This is a threat

[@dogchaser520]

@@transexualoyster3311 IT'S A PROMISE

[@ericguner]

Uh, that sounded bad dude.

[@dogchaser520]

@@ericguner Oh no!

[@alexb4678]

"I love you" "You don't know me!!"

[@MadeitpastJesus]

Love❤Jordan (algorithm)

[@coreycox2345]

Except you know me, @alexb4678.

[@usbiv223]

“Goblin Titties” is the name of my new band!

[@colleenh9347]

I am absolutely the detective nobody hired when my OCD is not under control. Just an unhinged Nancy Drew

[@camwalker237]

This is so fucking good! You’re gonna blow up in no time

[@ryanspengler4877]

"Sometimes, Jordan Jensen is ALWAYS Jordan Jensen." - Fred Gwynne as Judd Crandall in Pet Sematary (1989) 🐈‍⬛️

[@CirceAlida]

I'm so glad I've found you - this is killinggggg me. Laughing out loud, like an insane person, in my office alone.

[@RodneySeay]

I would never get bored hanging with you! lmao

[@nonsensepoem]

Easily the funniest comic working today

[@drewprew]

Obviously Jordan can’t travel with a bidet, but damn is that a life changer.

[@xkydd]

Actually they have travel bidets. Tushy makes one.

[@bradpnw1897]

​@@xkyddwhat seriously?

[@xkydd]

@@bradpnw1897 Yeah, like it's less than $30

[@Dularc]

You were fantastic on LoS.

[@turtferguson4831]

The poop thing is the most relatable bit ever. "Like wiping a brown crayon" someone once said

[@spencerkagen1386]

I think that was Andy from Parks & Rec 😆

[@johnymey4034]

@@spencerkagen1386 "it's like wiping a marker or something"

[@turtferguson4831]

Thanks gang

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Yes a famous actor on a famous tv show did once said that!! 😹

[@zakkholguin3942]

I call it the marker action.

[@DeathMetalOnToast]

You're killing it!

[@LongDeathBlueNeck]

i love jordan so much. GREAT set

[@Livefreeordie-182]

OMG why have i not heard of u before????? Love it!

[@shafali1972]

If you have OCD, then you need baby wipes in the bathroom. We panic if we run out 🤪

[@Subseed]

timeout...what's wrong with the Princess Bride 😂😂

[@jamie6819]

Hey dude you were great on LOS , killin it lately

[@TestTest-tj4nt]

Bro, I've laughed non-stop, amazing.

[@melanieinthecity]

I love this bit. “I can do that. I CANT DO THAT”

[@andrew-jv7iv]

Watching you on LoS right now. Incredibly funny, I'm looking forward to your special. No Twitter ? Madness.

[@mrr8702]

lol wow, please please come to KC or Lawrence, KS for a show. Incredible!

[@douglasspaltro2697]

I just found Jordan...wow....what a great set...and the crowd work is wicked!

[@archieboy7858]

superb crowd work.

[@rowbart3095]

i felt the joke about wiping

[@leslielearnorth]

Comedic gift: to talk about something we all think or do but don’t talk about. Jordan is ironically Goddess.

[@dustinsmith9375]

Here from skanks. Good shit

[@TMacDo243]

Good lord, I can't believe I'm just catching up to you.

[@TheNewFlesh]

Hey Jordan, is it still repulsive if I use a SM58 instead of a headset? (I'm totally not missing the point)

[@tambob82]

Can't wait for the special!!!

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Jordan Jensen CURED my sexism!!!

[@Seedr0]

idk seems like pretty typical horrible woman stuff...

[@pravkdey]

For real

[@dogchaser520]

Guys saying "no women are funny" can't grasp the fact that not everything in the world is made for them, and they don't need to think something's funny for it to be that way. In fairness, almost everything is made for them, so it's an understandable perspective. Men can be such self-centered whiners though. I'm a man and if I had to pick one gender to eliminate rather than have the luxury of nuking both from orbit, I'd cross out men. We could start over with women, at least. More to work with than the babygender.

[@Seedr0]

@@dogchaser520 I'm a man 🤣

[@dogchaser520]

@@Seedr0 bruh

[@charlesford157]

My wife is the detective that nobody hired, that was hilarious. Keeps me on my toes tho, knowing I could lose my penis. Seriously, I find it endearing because I'm a Scorpio lol. Jordan, don't go changin` your comedy is tight, lovin' it.

[@brandonplumert9532]

Love you Jordan

[@leslielearnorth]

I found my Spirit Animal.

[@penguano5514]

im high as shit this funny as shit

[@slomnim]

Someone else said it, but "investigative crowd work" really applies

[@lowkeysoundsystem6174]

The Princess Bride is my favorite movie of all time. 😅

[@christianvaneeden7460]

You and Geoffrey Asmus should come together to deliver unto us The Comedy Messiah.

[@naten7589]

Bidet. Get a bidet. GET A BIDET.

[@funkk]

god i love her

[@unionunicorn6776]

“Plane guy is triggered” that was improv 😂 Sorry plane guy your phobias are valid!!! 😢

[@alt-tiztik]

Thanks for your ocd. I have alphabet based ocd to keep me from biting my tongue off and blowing up busses

[@tradtke101]

Well umm as a bus rider thank you for your service

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

A real comedienne! This is how you do crowd work, not that shit Stav does.

[@nuckels188]

Stav acts like a "cool" guy and it pisses me off

[@shogunreturns]

You guys must be pretty gay huh?

[@stepheng1523]

The detective that nobody hired lmao

[@crisstryna_mma1622]

😂 New York is still the comedy capital!

[@biogeniclife]

I agree.

[@nicks6280]

Hard no

[@nicks6280]

Still some great talent but that scene is nowhere near as strong as Austin has become. Tom segura, joe Rogan, Tony hinchliffe, Hans Kim, David Lucas, William Montgomery

[@crisstryna_mma1622]

@@nicks6280 lol, I can only say what makes me laugh.

[@jimmyspinnler9686]

@@nicks6280we get it you watch kill tony

[@foofyflutie87]

“Airplane guy is triggered” 🤣🤣

[@ashleydavis1]

This is the one 😎🤌🏼✨

[@AlThurayya7]

Nah I reallyy wanna know what that guy said at the end that "wasn't funny" but killed everyone there xD

[@IncredibleMoose-]

Hey this girl is funny af

[@infiniteexistence3544]

“You ever become the detective nobody hired” 😂 someone show this to my ex

[@headcheeselabs]

Is she turning into Ian Fidance?

[@thedogpost]

You’re great

[@blakefreeman1077]

Her crowd work is amazing. 😢 Like a female andrew shulz

[@alnibodycare]

Like Andrew Schulz if he were funny, is what you meant to say

[@machine_elf4361]

i just took an online ocd test turns out i’ve got the virus i’ve been infectED thanks a lot

[@tradtke101]

Sorry but you dont have real IBS until you're pushing it back inside. Prayer is like stage 3 maybe.

[@alnibodycare]

You don’t have IBS until you poop your pants

[@tradtke101]

@@alnibodycare I poop my pants because I already pooped my underwear earlier in the day and had to flush it

[@mchepen]

i dont know if you have OCD, but you definitely dont have a bidet.

[@WardWyatt]

Happy Friday drop! 😂🎉

[@gwydkins8252]

poor airplane guy

[@thedogpost]

You’re a Cool Cat

[@cloudbloom]

Seeing mom on stage makes me happy, what a hilarious bitch💗

[@Mardilking]

Comedy Gold Bravo

[@natbvm1880]

Dude she is murderin

[@BorgEmperorMJ]

Your like my perfect woman :)))

[@The6483]

God Speed

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Jordan Jensen is the rated R Emma Chamberlin 😂

[@biogeniclife]

This pretty close actually

[@pravkdey]

Algorithm!

[@biogeniclife]

My favorite woman comedian. Comedy woman, female comic, etc…

[@emilioestevezz]

Comedienne

[@biogeniclife]

@@emilioestevezz nahh that’s way too gay.

[@sherrilynnnelson703]

💖

[@groopeep]

WHAT IT IS

[@RHCPpleasestandup]

wow, Adam's transition is really coming along

[@shaneweikel]

✌🤘❤

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

Even if she is with a man, the relationship is a lesbian relationship.

[@dontbeshady411]

A female comedian that's actually funny. Respect.

[@MikeTroy74]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@martindavidwatson3409]

😂😂

[@aneri5317]

😂

[@resmarted]

Jordan Jensen is the only female comedian that I don't feel compelled to harass online! She's great!

[@label_me]

No not triangle face it scares me

[@ponygirlusa]

🤮

[@qwerty9091000]

saw you on skanks. subscribed

[@TripleXMango]

“Oh… Yikes!” Lmao

[@Dave-ji1yp]

LOL..😂

[@Fiendish77]

Cum

[@katieg9178]

LOVE YOU!!!!!! your crowd work is AWESOME.