60% of the time, I can't understand Jordan but I am still obsessed and in love! lol
@LeFouGallois9 ай бұрын
Jordan starting to feel jealous because William has been seeing other 'Jordans' ... bless him ! If poor lad needs a good cuddle, I am right here ! ( Across t'Channel in Paris ! lol ! ) xx
@cjpaisano9 ай бұрын
This was a great show!!! Thank you!
@sandrapearson38679 ай бұрын
I remember when those hoodies that Jordan is wearing were on sale in merch really wish I had bought one now!
@mitchybooooy9 ай бұрын
I want one!!!!
@wendyboenke36789 ай бұрын
Back to the future is amazing! Seen it a couple of times. So cleverly done. Definitely see it before it ends.
@LeFouGallois9 ай бұрын
I can almost hear some 'Jilliam' fan fiction being written by folks on t'interwebs as I am listening to the whole colonic debate ! lol ! xx
@jasper04109 ай бұрын
just searched this up as a joke and can confirm that William/Jordan does indeed exist…
@LeFouGallois9 ай бұрын
@@jasper0410 What did you look up ? ' William goes up North ' ? LMFAO !
@lcarrigan959 ай бұрын
EPB leaves and this podcast has gone bizerc 😂😂😂 Also a hens egg in a steak with chips is heavenly with some asparagus 😋
@heathermassie199 ай бұрын
Listening to Sexted episodes always cheers me up and keeps me going. ❤
@elvanrensburg8819 ай бұрын
Don’t eat your tea at the same time as listening to Emily’s ‘staying at my boyfriend’s for the first time’ story 🤢
@kuroimushi94219 ай бұрын
Tea is a drink...how can you "eat" it?
@megans13739 ай бұрын
I’m guessing you aren’t taking the mick here but tea is a northern word for the evening meal
@Dizzaton9 ай бұрын
THANK YOU for the warning, I was just grazing on some fruit as the story was coming up and I stopped because of your comment... The gag I gagged!!!
@Upndouin9 ай бұрын
@@kuroimushi9421as it was explained below, in the UK most people say “tea” meaning dinner/supper. I know it sounds odd if you read/hear it for the first time. Having English as my second language I was very amused when I heard it for the first time 20 odd years ago. Hope you’ve learned something new :)
@cornishcalves92168 ай бұрын
@@kuroimushi9421Tes is a common word for our evening meal in the UK
@denisemeakin74319 ай бұрын
Bless Jordan....he is far from shabby. 😂😂 xxx
@stjustpaul19 ай бұрын
In the Royal Navy, in the 50s we always called them buttered eggs never scrambled
@tcoley889 ай бұрын
Greetings from Tampa, Florida- the driving gloves haha - my mother wears an old golf glove with the ends cut off on the hand that’s on the sunnier side so she doesn’t get age spots lol 😂
@emma53md19 ай бұрын
Love that they put a builders hat on mikey
@jeffchiu45659 ай бұрын
I was once served instant noodles, sprinkled with sugar and served on toast when visiting a friend and her family in the Philippines. Still one of the oddest combination of food I’ve had in my life.
@stuartsaunders45189 ай бұрын
I remember in Cyprus having a pizza with an egg on top of it and it was really good, not something I'd ever seen before but would recommend Have since made pizza with an egg myself at home
@Lara-or5qy9 ай бұрын
That's called Fiorentina pizza.
@philippawallace-dunlop55823 ай бұрын
William’s just schooling Artemis on how best to get what she wants 😂😂🎉
@Richard.Charles.S9 ай бұрын
Following up on Emily's Dilemma I found this piece of information : Urine contains important nutrients for plant growth, including carbon, phosphorous, potassium and nitrogen, and when handled properly, it makes a darn fine plant food! Discusting quite frankly🤢 but obviously some people like using it. But leaving it in the fridge unmarked - it's really needs careful attention please in future!! 😂😂😂 Along with possibly smelling/ finger dip taste test, before drinking the contents of said item - may assist in NOT swallowing something completely revolting 😂😂😂. I hope my few little information/pointers here help out my fellow Gin & Divas😊 ❤ Just So Love the show guys 🤩❤🤩
@ajthefujoshi9 ай бұрын
Thank you for this info. It's a cringe fest and almost barfed about that dilemma.
@Richard.Charles.S9 ай бұрын
@@ajthefujoshi Just Really Gross 🤢🤢🤢 🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂
@joanconnolly52999 ай бұрын
Jordan if you were going to be a detective I see you as Colombo.
@lagrobler94129 ай бұрын
I need that hoodie in my life
@mariacarballo539 ай бұрын
I was expecting Williams favourite egg to be duck 😊
@mtty19889 ай бұрын
No quails eggs
@DracFury9 ай бұрын
I've recently binged all Last Years podcasts from around March time until now. I listened them all day , each day in the Van. Took me about 2 weeks :D.
@1977vision3 ай бұрын
I know what you mean, they’re my lunchtime entertainment here so I’ve got many weeks of entertainment ahead. 😊
@mattygaga20149 ай бұрын
Apparently you can use very diluted urine to water your plants 🤣 still, in the fridge lmao
@mickmaloy9 ай бұрын
Do see Jersey Boys, you will be pleasantly surprised. A great production! If you are lucky, see Frankie Valli in concert. A great show! Another good one, Harmony. The Barry Manilow show. Awesome!
@Ayanamy-vl2pl9 ай бұрын
When it comes to the history of Dildos there is a book " A History of Women in 101 objects" tackling the place dildos have taken over women's empowerement at the begining of the 17th century
@MindMouthSoul9 ай бұрын
Not really a fan of the new introduction/summary at the beginning, I kind of liked being surprised going into the episode completely unprepared
@sarahmiller28409 ай бұрын
Agreed. Been thinking that since the format changed
@MindMouthSoul9 ай бұрын
@@sarahmiller2840 Yeah, sorry Chairman Emeritus Stuart, but I desperately want Producer Ben back, I miss the chaotic episodes 😭
@judithmarshall33509 ай бұрын
May is the best month! It's when my birthday is. 😂
@dannys9714 ай бұрын
THE KINKY TROLLS ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RobbieHall19849 ай бұрын
We always carried in a piece of coal when first footing
@gregmorgan27009 ай бұрын
Even from the promo, I can tell this is NOT a sex podcast.
@meemeeoverton24559 ай бұрын
Jersey boys is brilliant
@kevinrichards3823Ай бұрын
On the subject of pee and plants Fanny Cradock would use madam’s tonic on her tomato plants !!
@paulineoxley-vh5ww9 ай бұрын
Coughing without covering you're mouth is disgusting i was bought up to turn away and cover my mouth xx
@mtty19889 ай бұрын
18:54 Jordan William is going into hyacinth again stop him c
@shanelkatie22939 ай бұрын
Jordan I'm from sheff so up north😂but I promise I agree with bread on owt, eggs not so much but GRAVY try if not already but I have gravy with like 95% of my food
@LifeofOscar9 ай бұрын
Where did Jordan get his hoody from?! I want one!
@denisemeakin74319 ай бұрын
It was Sexted merch a few years ago...maybe if there is enough demand, they will restock them 😊 x
@karenchadwick58539 ай бұрын
There are G & D t shirts available for summer 😂
@paulineblyth14779 ай бұрын
Jordan were you cold? You kept putting your arms up your jumper 🥶
@debshutch9 ай бұрын
Dildos have been around for hundreds/thousand years. Bless Jordan.
@grooove29 ай бұрын
Dye the shirt
@rayclarke10009 ай бұрын
Black patent shoes at a black tie dinner? Thoughts?
@markstevens96609 ай бұрын
Jordan , I had a colonoscopy and had Midazolam (sedative) …..before ‘entry’ as it were ….👍 ….i was dreading it ,but was fine ….😳😜🤞
@heathermassie199 ай бұрын
I had THE best nap thanks to midazolam after my colonoscopy! And it wasn’t as bad as I thought overall either
@codiewoodhouse19889 ай бұрын
Dildos have been round since at least Roman Times! Watch Esme (can't remember her surname) she has a book called kinky history
@Gurkhyvel9 ай бұрын
Sorry Jordan I love you but there’s absolutely nothing weird with having family pictures up
@callyhalkes58309 ай бұрын
OG partner... come on JN, who is it???
@hesterpienaar72948 ай бұрын
Do they give you poppers? 😂
@nikascott29959 ай бұрын
I now realise william reminds me of Millicent Higgins from call the midwife it's the voice 😂
@michellepower67659 ай бұрын
Having just finished listening to this podcast this morning I then googled pissing on plants … Apparently it is highly beneficial!! Still think this is bizarre, and surely smells, however the point remains that it is apparently an actual thing!!
@TheSmudgley9 ай бұрын
Yes piss is good for plants but you definitely don't need to keep it in the fridge 😮
@Richard.Charles.S9 ай бұрын
Yes why the fridge ?? Keeping it fresh ? 😂🤔 bizzare but after years listening to these episodes. I keep thinking I won't hear anything worse- for it to happen very regularly now 😂😂😂 ❤
@paulreeder70299 ай бұрын
I use my heated seats to keep take out warm too!
@DJLUK0949 ай бұрын
A signet ring = CHAV!
@rheaalisticc9 ай бұрын
we missed the cha cha cha
@henntendo9 ай бұрын
Was Jordan a bit off his face recording this?
@15dollardietcoke9 ай бұрын
Reckon he was still up from the night before 😂
@peadar-o9 ай бұрын
Never ask a gay man how many striped jumpers or tops he has 🤭🤭🤭
@mtty19889 ай бұрын
Jordan dose look a little Jonathan creeky
@cliveglover53439 ай бұрын
I'm not being picky, but surely William would know that his jumper isn't striped, it's hooped. Stripes go down, hoops go round. Just saying.
@theabraham81649 ай бұрын
What a load of old crap 😂
@paulineoxley-vh5ww9 ай бұрын
I have a photo of my brother my parents grandparents as well as my kids xx