Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) FULL SHOW | Jokes On Us

In this hilarious live performance, 2011's British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican gives instructions on how to make your own treadmill and examines the practicalities of having an orgy.
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[@mrt1392]

I just want to say a big thank you for having these long videos available to watch, as I'm on my 5th day in hospital and they really lift me up and help pass the time, thank you pet ❤

[@Sbabcoc24]

❤❤0pp

[@SamsungJ-df9ci]

I.love her funny lady

[@silviamonz2062]

Get well soon❤

[@myste1973]

I hope you're feeling better now. 💓

[@mrt1392]

Alot better now thanks

[@Barbara-tc2bt]

I’ve never laughed so hard. Sarah is the best comedian . She’s so funny and so sweet. I wish I lived in the UK so I could catch her live. I wish she would come to the USA . She’s absolutely brilliant. Thank you for the laughs 😂❤️

[@mightydragon663]

I have to be careful taking a drink while listening to Sarah or it's going to spray across the room🤣

[@robink620]

Love how she calls everyone flower and pet and not to mention champion.

[@ClaLu]

Her crowd work is golden ❤😂❤😂❤

[@staninjapan07]

She works them like Play-dough.

[@FangToh]

If you want to support her, her full shows are on her channel

[@yarasub]

It’s just non stop laughter with her,sometimes have to listen to multiple times. I even watch the specials over and over and still hilarious ❤❤❤

[@anabenko9395]

This woman is so sweet,funny and charming.Her humor is the best after a busy day.

[@Keelsman]

Don’t forget charmingly raunchy! Side of raunch dressing, anyone? 🤘

[@brandyfox5153]

Agreed!

[@Darkbrotherhood348]

100%

[@scottlang7271]

Sarah's audience loves her, and definitely do their bit to help out: "What was the last present you got?" Heckler - "Chlamydia!" ROFLMAO.

[@SuperSummer58]

No hecklers in Sarah’s audience - it’s audience participation

[@kathleen5bil]

Love, love, LOVE her!!! She’s absolutely hilarious!! She’s also endearing, works great with her audience, and is a refreshing female comedian!!!

[@griega17]

'I did a fanny fart all the way down! 30:27 ' had me laughing out loud & in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughs, Sarah. You rock, if you come to Southern Spain I'd love to see you! ❤

[@kristenwhite2701]

New, to me, and loving her. I don’t know how I’ve missed her all this time. Oh yeah, no Netflix special when so many bad comics get them. She can talk about sex in detail & cuss away & it doesn’t seem raunchy because of her voice & delivery. You just don’t know what’s going to be said, but it’s always hilarious. Well done allowing this special Sarah & KZbin

[@user-uz3hj2kr4g]

This woman is brilliant and one of a kind. Love her

[@crowlover4444]

She's from the UK. I'm Canadian. But ALL her jokes are applicable, aren't they? Because we're all human. Right? I mean, I hope. hahaha! Her jokes are for anyone, anywhere, and almost any age.....kind of have to be over 15, 16.....or I would think so. lol But she is a factual comic. Real issues made funny by her take on each situation. Then she involves her audience in the show. And her delivery?! That's half the funny, isn't it? ! Love her!!

[@stevena105]

Took me a while to realize her fanny wasn't her butt... Silly Americans. Me included.

[@the_maven]

Here in the US and I love her!

[@sharimacdonald8800]

I'm Canadian too and I think she is precious. She is extremely talented I can't stop laughing when I watch her I love her facial expressions too!

[@streetcat2006]

My biggest life goal is to be this woman when I’m all grown

[@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148]

So brilliant. It's not stand-up, it's a lovely and intelligent conversation.

[@GabiBliss]

..."and just a severed cock on the top." Yes, lovely and intelligent. hahahaha

[@angelapietras1235]

Sarah is hilarious,so funny and very clever with her wit.she really makes me laugh out loud.All the Best Sarah.From Newzealand.😂🤣😂

[@derekcomer4858]

She is absolutely brilliant at reading the audience, a very smart lady and funny as fu#k🤣

[@ambreenquadri8364]

Absolutely brilliant and ADORE her.accent ..... Make me laugh endlessly ❤❤

[@sharispies5094]

This lovely flower 🌺🌹 makes me laugh alot. So SILLY 😜

[@umbelinocristiana]

I just ❤ Sarah. Always funny and witty.

[@sierraclarkson3405]

I absolutely adore her! She is intelligent, witty, loveable, hilarious, and amazing. I would love to see her live someday.

[@TheaSodermark]

I love her so muuuuuch, she’s so funny, easily my favorite comedian.

[@whoarewe7515]

She's a legend.

[@johardy8512]

In some words of hers, I fuckin' love her comedy ❤😂

[@aliceahueman3005]

I love this comedians wry sense of humor. 😂 Hopefully we'll see her on a big stage sometime soon. 🎉🌟 She's very funny. 💐👸🌹🤡🥸👻😅😂🤣😭🤯☠️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@juliaogara8794]

Loved this. Howled out loud multiple times, much to the fright of my bunny Vader and the husband who kept forgetting I'd earbuds in.

[@michaelharrison3602]

I love the way she handles her audience 😂

[@michaelharrison3602]

I've used riuzlafag papers stuck together needed half the packet just to get rid of the worse 😢

[@staninjapan07]

God, I screamed with laughter. Top notch!

[@dadjoy2609]

A very funny lady and so naturally funny !!👍👍

[@rhettcorbett3346]

Come back to Australia for another tour Sarah. I fkn missed the last 1.

[@pommydiva1]

came across Sarah`s name by accident... glad i did, shes brilliant

[@gusgus8134]

So very funny because it's all so true!!!💖💖💖

[@kevinheard8364]

Just a wonderful comedian.... so enjoyable. A friendly, "Hello" from across the pond.

[@cindyhuntschaeffer8118]

There's so much more to you than "fat" jokes! You're so damned funny! 😂🤣

[@_zzpza]

34:22 Easter egg! (One person in the audience is pretending to be asleep or (really is asleep) per DVD).

[@kieranspearsmusic]

Sarah said that lady wasn't the easter egg, shed actually fallen asleep during the show herself lol

[@stevena105]

​@@kieranspearsmusicThe first time it wasn't an Easter Egg, but after it happened, she kept it going. I just don't remember which show was the first time...

[@spfisterer3651]

Love love love Sarah...

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Love this !! Thank you so much for puttin it on KZbin it’s hard to get good comedy from across the pond over here . And I so enjoy it 💜

[@jadedavis822]

Omg I love her had me laughing so hard lol

[@sandrac3789]

Can't tell you how many times I've watched this and I still pmsl!! And I've heard stuff I didn't the hundred or so times before!! Sarah you are Amazeballs. Thanks for the belly laughs, cramps, snotty nose, streaming eyes and wet legs! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@7696851]

😂 Thank you so much Sarah❤ I laughed and laughed🎉

[@ponetium]

The TP jokes reminded me of the time I was in a gas station, I needed to go, and all I had was a spare face mask. It worked. 😅

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Man called the AA roadside recovery! They brought him 2 pints of Guinness that started it! 😂😂😂😂

[@chha6439]

Too dang funny! Love her! 🇺🇸💙

[@user-dx3ff2rr6e]

Fricking hilarious!

[@sueyous]

Sarah, you are brilliant!! 😂💖

[@erinhaury5773]

In the U.S. we have Pop Rocks instead of Space Dust. We used to eat an entire package then try to chug a soda. Those things are brutal! 😂

[@arrabuscrakkusberillion4424]

Dear Sarah. I love you

[@yarasub]

Sara going into hospital for a few days for my 2nd spinal surgery and I’m taking you with me…Bless you your the funniest lady ever.😊😊😊

[@mirjanbouma]

Hey just so you know, but Sarah has several of her shows on her own KZbin channel, for free. I'm not saying Jokes On Is is stealing content, but I am raising an eyebrow and wonder if Sarah okayed this.

[@patricetyner7880]

Just found your show, I love you. 😅

[@NADINEYOMImusic]

I just keep wondering how it's possible to learn it all by heart 😳

[@lauralake7430]

So funny! Snorting into my diet coke

[@randyschwaggins]

Bet ur chubby though

[@michaeltreadwell777]

BRILLIANT. I was at that show and came out in agony ! Thanks Sarah - a great night out. Take care 🙂

[@cu4wur6023]

Thank you for the entertainment, really enjoyed it ❤️👏🏻🇬🇧

[@annadler1083]

This was absolutely great!!

[@rosedalton442]

I love her and you can combine the 2. They make pop rocks for... things that rhyme with rocks.😊

[@jiraiyairiye3384]

I work in production/ manufacturing. She makes my days much brighter

[@gilhannah]

You are so funny, and very engaging. You have the same accent as my great grandmother; but no way would she have said even half of the things that you say 🤣🤣 I listen to your videos while I work. It's ok, I work from home. You were asking your theater audience about, "signs of love" and nobody said the best one, when he can't wait to tell you about his day . . . and you can't wait to hear about it.

[@ralphedmonton]

great humor, time well spent.

[@bialarcrais1763]

I love this woman ❤ so much ❤ She is just brilliant

[@facilitator969]

Brilliant! I laughed so much. Thanks for posting 😅😅

[@Chimera_Photography]

2:03 - That dudes glance! 😂

[@Chimera_Photography]

19:05 - Again! 😂

[@Jazzy.girl.Sarah2023]

Hahaha just love her comedy!!

[@mwangib.macharia5352]

Hey Sarah, You are genuinely funny! Thank you for gracing us with your tailormade jokes ❤

[@papadingo]

As always, you always make me laugh out loud.

[@shannoncompston3009]

This was amazing! Thank you Sarah you are so goood!

[@CITTYBILLY]

New fan she's hilarious love her had me crying

[@coffeeguy6673]

One of my favourite comedians is Sarah, would love to see her live. Went to see Tom Stade in Leicester a few weeks ago, very funny, will be looking out for Sarah next !!

[@michaelstamey3395]

Brilliant 😂

[@nancysherry9088]

delightful

[@mbuck-johnson3961]

Sarah is the best!

[@flamesofhellstudio]

the having to use a sock as TP made me think of the time I was working at a Walmart and a coworker went to the bathroom while we were unloading a truck, and when they came back, they didn't have their socks on anymore, and then 5 minutes later someone was calling maintenance to the bathrooms over the intercom.

[@Wildcoyotewind]

Check out the woman at the 34:22 mark ~ she's SLEEPING! How can you sleep through such an awesome performance?

[@NaturalHealingAlchemist]

😂 I know right?! She probably drank too much early on. 🤣

[@gypsylaine4515]

LOVE Sarah! So funny and relatable! It's like she is a friend you are visiting with!

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Best thing for snoring is don't go to sleep 😂😂😂

[@peggycarlyle6409]

Loved it!!!

[@HeatherMorris-fc2di]

Me and my friend are going to see her in November i can't wait 😅😅❤

[@UldisBiz]

Most of the time I don't find female comedians funny but she's pretty awesome and very likeable. Thanks for some good laughs, Sarah!

[@twistysnacks]

Gosh. Thanks for sharing. What part of that was useful 😂

[@nefwaenre]

Loved every bit of her! im slowly getting into Sarah's stand up proper, and she's amazingly funny!! ♥

[@katewebber1131]

Love love her.❤❤❤❤

[@waynewatts8736]

She's so endearing and funny!😂

[@Fitzy222]

34:22 for the sleeping audience member LOL

[@DrunkComments]

"Splash" Ahahahahahaha.... Ahahahaha

[@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne]

I like Sarah. If I had 2 sweets I would give her one.

[@michaelharrison3602]

I once tried snorting space dust😅

[@derandreas]

Excellent.

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Why does Sunderland football kit look like a barber shop sign? 😁😁😂😂😂😂

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Carvery! That's on the motorway 😂😂😂

[@michaelharrison3602]

Thirty years fooki ng hell 😂

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

Jammy ones 😂😂

[@user-us4ur9iz1q]

My mum always told us to always have spare pants cus we never knew when we could be hit by a bus 😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@NaturalHealingAlchemist]

36:10 Yes !!! My favorite movie 📀!!!

[@suchdevelopments]

🥰😍😁Sarah Millican is 🥇🥇BEST🥇🥇☑☑🏁🏁📯🎇🎇🎇🎉🎊, FROM LISMORE NSW, AUSTRALIA 🌏

[@ShelleyBoodle]

34.23 Anyone else having the same thought process? This woman is either very tired, very bored or fuckin dead!!! Lol xx

[@NaturalHealingAlchemist]

28:50 I am! 😆 🫣

[@yuapanda]

34:23 the requisite sleeping person!

[@waynes.1247]

I just noticed it. And then I did a search to see if anyone else had noticed it as well

[@tiacalenture3052]

I can't trust anyone to go shopping for me. I can tell them 4 things that sound good, they will only look for the last thing I said, not find it and come home with nothing for me, but lots of treats for themselves. F that. I'll get it myself.

[@gdave53925_]

Are Sarah and Jimmy aware that you're uploading their full shows and profiting off of them? They have these uploaded on their own channels where they make the revenue for the streams.

[@terranovarubacha5473]

Very glad to see this comment here

[@jillhiscox7357]

That’s right, this should give her the views and revenues. I’ll be watching out for this now.

[@MisterFudan]

lol...lone shoe. this woman is funny.

[@vestel777]

I think it would be better if Sarah read and answered the comments and gets a good laugh out of the comments. And possibly some new material to talk about.

[@thingamejignobodyknows4346]

12 years in court jury 😁😂

[@mahamegasuperduper]

that 1 lady sleeping on her man's shoulder @34:23 😂