Jordan Peterson Has A New Scam

[@badatheist9948]

the amount of word salad that this man just said would feed the world

[@imaginethat3026]

I was thinking the same.

[@caseyw.6550]

Every single time. My eyes instantly glaze over when I see his face now.

[@mpjstuff]

He really is like a cartoon magic show. They throw in words of power and chicken feet into a boiling cauldron. "Blockchain education ya'll!"

[@BigBen2018]

Yeah, though it’d be a whole other thing if you could understand any of it.

[@sonja4164]

​@@mpjstuff 😂

[@holydezmondgamez1728]

The only way this could be a bigger scam would be if the certificate was an NFT.

[@annabellagardner3190]

Giggle. Clever thought 😂

[@ReneSalasDesign]

Well technically the certificate would have to be nonfungable, meaning my degree is not equal to yours, so it would have to be the erc721 format, unlike it's fungable erc20 counterpart.

[@Synthetica9]

I think this certificate would technically fall under the definition of a (non-transferable) nft

[@seanmarks6304]

An NFT with Jordan Peterson’s head on Superman’s body?

[@georgeemanuel3385]

It would only be fitting in my opinion.

[@laserboneful]

I went to a for-profit college Sam, and they had to start refunding students because they did lie about the increased salaries of their graduates

[@cc1210]

Increase in general or increase compared to public college?

[@brianfeddersen8124]

I went to one in Australia the company was exposed for not having properly written courses. I mean the coursework I was doing was still being written at the time I had attended it was vile they baited kids with free laptops then tried to recover them when their college went bust.

[@bukketkid2567]

@@brianfeddersen8124 I would have bricked that laptop with sooo many viruses.

[@brianfeddersen8124]

@@bukketkid2567 many kids did sadly.

[@crotchy7667]

@@brianfeddersen8124 loooooool

[@alin81-82]

JP: I'm starting an online for profit fake university! Dennis Prager: Hold my beer....

[@gerardocruz2363]

Andrew Tate: Hold my Bugatti keys

[@LinkRocks]

Trump: been there, done that

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@LinkRocks , Settled out of court

[@garrettbeckermusic204]

@@aralornwolf3140 exactly, settling out of court means you would have lost but want to be able to say "well TECHNICALLY!..."

[@Klingonmastr]

Well Trump was the first one to create fake for profit university and later fined 25 million. Just on the subject Dennis Prager you can donate money to PrageU and actually get a tax write off. I don't know why anyone would give them donations.

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

Jordan Peterson:"12 scams for life"

[@rosebonnet275]

🤣

[@lrvogt1257]

Jordon Peterson is the Rube Goldberg of pop psychology. Every idea has to be described in the most complex and convoluted way possible until it looks silly.

[@justanotherdayinthelife9841]

"Well first you have to define what 'Is', is..... and then we need to break down the convention of names and why Rube and Goldberg is so astronomical as to support saying it never happened...unlike gwawuhd which is obvious and by the way we should have only traditional marriages..and what else do you nazi-lites want?" -Jordan Peterson, pretty much every conversation.

[@teodorcaraba979]

So true rofl

[@willsnow6057]

​@@justanotherdayinthelife9841 😂 on point

[@adarshkamoda9183]

I learnt something new today: Reuben Goldberg drew overcomplicated machines!

[@allanwidner9276]

He's the master of word-salad obfuscation. My little brother is a fan, and talks the same way.

[@dangerousd1312]

peterson saw hustlers university and said “damn it’s some money to be made”

[@tarrasacid1612]

The test will be done online with a cam girl asking the questions.

[@MICLOFFICIALYOUTUBE]

@@tarrasacid1612 tate will be off camera doing the typing.

[@yaketysmack5512]

@@tarrasacid1612 with each question answered correctly, there will be a provocative visual reward. Maybe even naughty feedback via message.

[@gdionwood]

He surely saw it years ago, because he has been scamming morons for a long time, lol!

[@razorednight]

@@MICLOFFICIALKZbin There must be a lot of cam girl enthusiasts feeling kind of icky that they might have been sexting with Andrew Tate!

[@randallholloway8686]

Step 1 - come up with a scam Step 2 - call it an "enterprise", say you "envisioned it" and if you're feeling spicy, maybe it even "came to me from God" Step 3 - make video to pitch scam

[@barnabascee1889]

Rinse and repeat.

[@littlegravitas9898]

To update, sprinkle in the decades buzzwords. Currently: Blockchain, autonomous, disruptive

[@graceomalley4]

😂

[@krinkle721]

Step 4: Profit

[@curanderoverde]

The internet has revealed how insane people are

[@TheGamblingisgood]

It's amazing how much a clip of JP saying the words 'blockchain accredited tests' feels like a ridiculously overblown meme that someone would put together as a joke. Yet here we are.

[@das_it_mane]

Deepak Chopra pt2

[@douglasjamesmartin]

you have to be a bot

[@wilkby]

Too many big words?

[@GhostInTheMachine165]

Jordan Peterson creating solutions for problems that never existed, truly the smartest man in the multiverse.

[@BurnettMary]

The modern day Don Quixote

[@ShirleyTimple]

@@BurnettMary 😅

[@DRChupacabrah]

"The blockchain won't discredit you when you become an unhinged, transphobic hatemonger. checkmate, woke moralists!"

[@dangerousd1312]

the problem is he doesn’t have enough money!

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

@@dangerousd1312 he must have. He permanently on the grift.

[@brainypepper1621]

That Jordan impression is simply incredible

[@harrycooper5231]

No it's not. There wasn't nearly enough crying.

[@irish66]

Oh, it's hillarious. I almost fell of the chair laughing.

[@lyftbu983]

Sam should start his own show doing nothing but talking like JP. 😂

[@irish66]

@@lyftbu983 Oh yeahl even thinking about it gives me an orgasm.

[@sonja4164]

​@Harry Cooper hahahahaha!😂 you're right!

[@VagusDoc]

"I would do this on a 'for profit' basis." Almost did a spit take. What a clown.

[@Disaletteritis]

That's how the world works...welcome!

[@hemantkarasala5767]

@@Disaletteritis Actually there are non profits that take donations and do educational content for free and without a blockchain. Welcome to reality.

[@Disaletteritis]

@@hemantkarasala5767 donations is the key word in your phrase. The world isnt run by non profits. It's run by the pursue of profit.

[@hemantkarasala5767]

@@Disaletteritis Yeah and that system leaves billions in poverty and misery. Welcome to the subject of this channel. Also welcome to the miserable reality of capitalism. The suffering which is a feature of the system is only being partially mitigated by social welfare literally all across the world. Free markets in their current configuration fail huge swathes of the population of the globe terribly which is why welfare is necessary. Also the planet is dying because of the current system too so there is that. Again. Welcome to reality. Crawl out of ignorance. It's funny you think your first sentence was owning the OP, it's literally a self own.

[@richardferguson6893]

That he used "freely avaliable" and then threw in the "for profit" line almost as a throw away line....I damn near passed my drink through my nose.

[@newmedtner]

One of the most valuable skills a BA gives you is the ability to articulate in writing or in speech a precise and well-researched argument. Knowing facts about a humanities discipline is the bare minimum. I would expect JP to know this. When I did my BA at U of T I never saw a multiple choice test in any class. This is laughable.

[@andrewnorrie2731]

I got my BA in History from the University of Canterbury, NZ, in the early '90s and yes, not a multi-choice test in sight. It's worth remembering that Jordan "Lobsterman" Peterson shot to internet fame by deliberately misrepresenting a Canadian bill, part of which delt with a person's preferred pronouns.

[@aadamusman7980]

no one gives a fuck what you think unlike Dr Peterson

[@enzomatrix4170]

JP does know this. He has preached this many times in a very similar way to what you just described.

[@rini6]

I’ll never get tired of Sam’s Jordan Peterson voice. 😂😂😂😂

[@justatiger6268]

Like dr. Evil's quasi intellectual cousin.

[@NoName-cz3wn]

He sounds like this one guy on To Catch A Predator. Anyone who's watched those compilations knows Mr "It'S a QuEsTiOn!" So yeah, it's pretty great

[@tylerhackner9731]

Same I love it

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

He doesn't sound enough like Kermit.. gotta get some frog in that voice lol

[@smaakjeks]

It is evergreen

[@KZSoze]

Having received two degrees online, I’ve never worried about administrators “mucking” with my tests. This literally offers nothing.

[@joshuaDstarks]

Yeah, but when does he cry? Timestamp?

[@ramonserna8089]

Sam impression of JP is gold.

[@darrellvice2010]

It's perfect 🤣

[@shahidally]

when he said "my tie is proof that I'm clinically insane" I literally spat out my water while drinking lol

[@pmfg875]

More Jordan than Kermit, very accurate. If someone put JP in a straight jacket he wouldn’t be able to talk without the hand movements.

[@hoagielamp6543]

Emma saying "Let me cook!" Got me good lel

[@richardwhitehead6966]

It is so good that I was listening whilst scrolling through the comments and I thought that when JP started talking, it was Sam just continuing on with the impression.

[@Zahaqiel]

He's literally reinventing eLearning systems on the fly, seemingly oblivious to the fact that those already exist (the whole automated randomised test thing is _very common_ in university eLearning systems), and then slapping the completely nonsensical "but AI would make it objective" and "then put the diploma on a blockchain" on the end. Because you know, in Peterson's universe, using an AI is the most objective way to find the truth and the really big problem was storing and accessing people's accreditations. Also when someone inevitably breaches that system and inserts their own accreditation into the blockchain circumventing his tests... not much he can do about it. That accreditation is there forever now.

[@aralornwolf3140]

@jshowa o , Not insane... just deeply troubled and unwilling to seek professional help.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

AIs are as objective as the data they're fed with - not objective at all

[@Zahaqiel]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 And he's positing an AI that can figure out which questions are "equally hard"... which means he's going to need a dataset of people taking these or similar tests over and over and over before there can even be an AI can determine that... So his magical internet not-a-school seems to really require the existence of one...

[@nosuchthing8]

That's the whole point of block chain. Once you get so many blocks deep, it's very very difficult to change any later blocks. Because each block has a link to a prior block, and you would need to recalculate the blocks and the links. Not that it CAN'T be done. It would just be very expensive. Which might be perfect for the billionaire class. They could purchase any degree on the block chain they wanted.

[@BobTheTrueCactus]

He literally didn't use the word AI once and what he describes is not an AI.

[@thegator589]

Why is Sam’s impression so accurate?.. like I thought it was a little exaggerated at first but no that’s literally what he sounds like

[@jwbjpb1338]

He actually thinks he's a genius. He's not, but he sure thinks he's so much smarter than everyone else.

[@GhostInTheMachine165]

This is the same dude who claimed (to a room full of students) that he thinks ancient civilizations knew about DNA because the double helix shape appears old drawings/paintings. He was actually asked about his bizarre claim and to no one's surprise, Peterson folded like an accordian and back peddled saying he didn't actually believe that. He then proceeded to cite some book to the person asking that question as a source for his claim, that book was written by a Shaman, not a biologist.

[@liveoak227]

@@GhostInTheMachine165 I think the book he's referencing is The Cosmic Serpent, can't remember the author. Fun little read while experimenting with psychedelics at 22, but Def a bit sensationalist.

[@pllpsy665]

@@GhostInTheMachine165 This is the guy that recently made a video saying chatGPT can spit out an extra chapter for his book by combining two religious/philosophical ideologies without realizing the self own of admitting that his bullshit is jumbled together derivative incoherent shit that a dumb machine can create.

[@terben7339]

He's a dumb person's idea of a smart person. Fortunately for Peterson, there are plenty of dumb people to be fooled and impressed.

[@r-pupz7032]

Nothing more dangerous than an over-confident idiot lmao

[@KlausJLinke]

Private for-profit universities saving money by only doing the tests, not the education, and by cribbing test questions from government funded institutions? The genius of Jordan Peterson.

[@julieblair7472]

his leaning-forward with urgency schtick is so contrived

[@barrylyndongurley]

Somebody should make a Jordan Peterson ventriloquist doll because Sam's imitation of Jordan is perfect!

[@rembrandt972ify]

Jordan Peterson is a ventriloquist's doll.

[@joplimat]

Those Jordan Peterson hand gestures are fire. Really gets across what he's talking about and doesn't make him look like a goofball at all.

[@Matt__B]

Nothing says that someone's a scam artist like saying they're going to do something via blockchain.

[@llh3025]

CBDC?

[@tenorak]

One of the things that made me wake up to the lie of big schools is that my Phd is from the same institution Peterson received his. I want an apology.

[@hks2377]

Lol

[@davidlickiss1609]

Damn. Sorry bro.

[@Mr_Hassell]

Demand your money back

[@pllpsy665]

I only got a BS from there and kind of feel the same.

[@anmolt3840051]

@@Mr_Hassell You generally get paid by the university for the duration of your PhD

[@JonathanMartin884]

I am a history instructor in college, and I just changed all my classes from the traditional quiz/test/research paper model to a completely new model where I only ask for various types of written responses. I think the two most important benefits of these changes is 1) it has curtailed cheating almost entirely (I don't care how many questions you have, if it's multiple choice people will cheat), and 2) I would say my students used to maybe learn a few things with the old model, now they are basically forced to learn the content to pass the class. Traditional ways of assessing knowledge, aptitude, and critical thinking are terrible and need to be completely done away with, not doubled down on.

[@nosuchthing8]

I knew a fellow student that would only review old tests that his fraternity had assembled. The guy was studying engineering but didn't understand how to find the volume of a cube.

[@leeannchartrand1239]

I call BS there's no such thing as a history instructor in the education field you're either a teacher, professor or assistant too either one. Good thing you're not really teaching anyone anything your approach would have been detrimental to students. Stay in Florida and kissing death Santis's sphincter.

[@nosuchthing8]

@@leeannchartrand1239 sheesh. You are at an 11, bring it down to 2. I agree with your politics. Not your approach.

[@JonathanMartin884]

@@leeannchartrand1239 I teach at both the community college level and the university level. So, unfortunately for you, plenty of students have used and are currently using my method. It actually gives them tools to critically think, which is something I know anyone who supports Desantis is opposed to.

[@albirtarsha5370]

@Jonathan Martin This is interesting. Cheating is a huge problem in grade schools. Could you detail a little more about these various types of written responses?

[@jonathananandappa8375]

Jordan is employing the standard tactic of “say Blockchain and hope everybody agrees”. Even if the test is randomized, what’s stopping somebody else from taking your test for you? If you give them the equivalent of your identifier on the blockchain.

[@Drew-ih6uj]

Love how he just glides right over that part

[@ArisaemaTriphyllum]

It's very culty but then again - JP had expressed wanting to start his own church in the past, he settled on buying an abandoned church and renovating it into his home..

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

Pretty much confirms my sub-basement low opinion of this grifting bs artist.

[@Toywins]

So I guess that whole "What does "Do" mean?" speech is out the window for him.

[@bilosdiogee410]

Sam's impression is hysterical, perfect

[@sonja4164]

Kills me every time 😂

[@aadamusman7980]

were you watching the same clip as me? tyler fisher has an excellent parody of dr peterson. with out being a dick.

[@LinkRocks]

You couldn't write a better comedic character than Jordan Peterson.

[@7927mdr]

Do you consider his 20 years of Clinical Psychology, legitimately helping people, as comedy? Perhaps you could do some homework before you make such narrow minded comments.

[@kvaka009]

@Matthew yes, pure comedic gold, my friend. It's pretentious angry Kermit scamming suckers. It's hilarious!

[@stueyapstuey4235]

@@7927mdr He has pretty much destroyed any credibility he may have earned, with 10 years of right wing Christian fundamentalist grift, as Steven Hicks' parrot. Perhaps, you should widen your own research base before you dismiss legitimate comment.

[@7927mdr]

@@kvaka009 Im not your friend Buddy.

[@kvaka009]

@@7927mdr I'm not your buddy, my friend.

[@caronadams4486]

This was hilarious!! Do more Peterson impersonations...Please!

[@cloudkelsey]

The best part is saying getting a BA in Humanities but removing the humanity.

[@MertowVA]

Sam gets 2% times more accurate everytime he does a peterson impression

[@jackcollins7061]

2% more Or 1.02 times more.

[@aadamusman7980]

and his audience looses 2% of there IQ every time they tune in.

[@aadamusman7980]

@@kylermarkle8259 well done you! You spotted a spelling mistake i made 4 months ago... dick. When you can read and write in 4 languages let me know.

[@davidwhite6617]

As a fellow Canadian I think he has been out in the forest, living on beaver shit!

[@commandershepard9920]

I thought JP came from academia. He should know, even in STEM fields, there is more to your degree than answering multiple choice questions. There's research, lab reports/skills, etc.

[@aralornwolf3140]

Well... he wasn't a very good teacher apparently. Most of his positive reviews say something along the lines of "this lecture changed my life!" . . .

[@anarchkat]

Somehow I doubt this is some sort of passion project and am leaning towards it being a complete scam.

[@ph-vf5hx]

This is just a further elaboration of the 'monetizing the woke left' ideology his ENTIRE career is based on. 'Those least deserving of power maintain it through hysteria''

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@ph-vf5hx , True, but your comment is hidden.

[@pmfg875]

He is utterly clueless about that, he is studying the softest of soft sciences

[@ericgieskieng4262]

Nearly every one of the questions on the tests I took for my degree in history, were essay questions or short answer. Not one multiple choice.

[@VinKohl]

Jordan Peterson blocked me on Twitter for calling him a sleazy conman. His daughter might be even more sleazy. She's good friends with Andrew Tate, that's all you need to know about the moral standards of that family.

[@Furry-ousNews]

I just cant take a guy seriously who uses aggressive lobsters as the foundation of his terrible conservative logic and gets everything about lobsters wrong

[@gattaca5911]

thank you...someone had to say it. his colleagues think the same about his logic about his own field of study.

[@VanessaB]

"Peterson University. My tie is proof I'm clinically insane." *dead*

[@willjamesjr]

0:49 Emma's "let me cook" in Peterson's voice is hilarious perfection. lol

[@Toywins]

I cracked up, I feel you!

[@kellyloganme]

Jordan Peterson: What if we could put diploma mills on the Blockchain and I profited from it?

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

If you look up "Peter Principle" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Jordan Peterson. CONTINOUS RANDOMIZATION!!!

[@streetwalkerphoto]

The idea that an undergraduate degree could be granted on the basis of answering multiple choice questions, however “difficult”, is so stupid only Jordy Peterson would say it out loud

[@NewLeftToday]

Sam's impression is too good 🤣

[@islandsedition]

It's like he's some kind of Manchurian Candidate for every grift that is presented to him.

[@docmalthus]

Welcome to Jordan Peterson's College of Blockchain Knowledge.

[@MintVolcano]

When I get into arguments in real life I wish I had Sam standing next to me saying “pause it!”

[@bruceleroy7193]

Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson & Alex Jones the republican Mt. Rushmore of manliness.🤦🏾‍♂️

[@jeannerogers7085]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLEEUUUWWW.

[@Brockali1]

I'm literally reading an email about ChatGPT sent out from Moritz Law college while watching this. The professors want to return to pencil and paper exams to prevent AI chat bot cheating.

[@nosuchthing8]

Makes sense

[@TheLastLineLive]

I definitely need more Sam doing Jordan impressions in my life.

[@Ashaliyeva]

Same! I like to call JP “Blermit the Shlog”, so I need more Blermit the Shlog impersonations! (Although I have to say, Sam’s JP impersonation has a touch of Winnie the Pooh’s voice in it, LOL.)

[@nolongerblocked6210]

No!! That was horrendous

[@Proclifo]

MB did it best

[@TheLastLineLive]

@@Proclifo yeah, RIP Michael.

[@jamesniagu274]

I’m halfway through and I just need Sam to say ethos and I’m dead

[@aozf05]

JP's idea falls apart when you consider that standardized tests do not adequately measure students' intellect or merit. It quantifies what they've been able to memorize and how well they can take tests.

[@Toywins]

Exactly. 💯

[@lordchaa1598]

Yup. I sucked at taking tests, my ADD would go into overdrive and I would get lost inside my own thoughts. I had one teacher who noticed something was off because my test scores were to low for the knowledge they knew I possessed. If it wasn’t for that one teacher, I would probably be working at a fast food joint. The best way to show how useless standardized tests are, would be to have everyone take it, knowing the test was coming. Then give them the same exact test months later without letting the students know it was coming. The majority of the students would fail because they only did well the first time because the crammed all the info into their short term memory and the majority of the info they memorized would have been lost. Hell, just ask your Primary Care Physician a question from an Organic Chemistry exam or Micro-biology. They would answer incorrectly the majority of time.

[@mr.greengold8236]

So what else?? How else do these colleges give grades??

[@adorabell4253]

@@mr.greengold8236 class participation. essays, assignments, presentations, etc. You know, all those things that you need to do to show and engage in learning. We know it's a better system but it's also much more labour intensive so instead we give standardized multiple choice tests that can be read by a scantron and call it a day. Or, well, US schools do. I never had those in Canada, not in the humanities. My uni acceptance was based off my overall average and my course grades were based on a wide variety of things including participation in tutorials or class, presentations, essays, and even group assignments.

[@mr.greengold8236]

@@adorabell4253 First off, all those can be evaluated by AI. Also if only you knew how horrible essays and assignments are judged and evaluated you wouldn't use that as a marker for intelligence. Teachers, a good number of them, simply scan through huge essays and give grades by guessing, there is no objective mechanism through which they give marks. So all that is of little use except for language development skillsz where AI can help.

[@Unlimitedpowah]

I went to ITT Tech, they got big off a campaign where they went around to graduates who actually did do well and interviewed them to make ads that did suggest that attending ITT led to better prospects. Although statistically it really did not. This was a big part of the eventual predatory lending litigation brought against them. At this point all of my loans have been 100% discharged. Fortunately I figured out it was a scam before I graduated -- when I applied to a job in the field I was studying and the interviewer asked me why I didn't go to a "real school" -- and never paid a cent.

[@tinycha0s]

When you don’t have anything constructive left to say, the best way to handle it is always character assassinate whoever you disagree with but make sure you also try and make fun of the way they talk because that’s always the most well-adjusted, intelligent, complicated and intellectually stimulating….. oh wait

[@samfilmkid]

Peterson is what would happen if all of the villains from the cartoon “Animaniacs” combined into one person.

[@Skibbityboo0580]

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, need to bury this fool!

[@samfilmkid]

@@Skibbityboo0580 What an episode that would be, huh?

[@dothesick]

I have a BA in History and the last two years of college, not a SINGLE test was given in a history class. Does this man think historians just write quizzes all day???

[@pinky6758]

A a former tutor I can say that multiple-choice is the absolutely worst possible tool for testing knowledge and skills: You can beat them by simply memorizing data and facts, without the necessity of actually understanding anything.

[@jessetorres8738]

Not gonna lie, sometimes when I see Progressive KZbin Channel videos talking about Jordan Peterson I for a split second think they're going to talk about my favorite Doctor Who Peter Capaldi since that is who Peterson looks like.

[@serpico1616]

If you are talking about the guy I think you are, he's really good at swearing

[@r-pupz7032]

You guys are killing it lately! I'm sure you have been for a while but I've been on a politics detox for mental health reasons. Happy to be back, Emma and Sam are so good at exposing these grifters and conservative/IDW ghouls. Michael would be so proud!

[@ivybee347]

That Jordan voice Sam does is hilarious. 🤣

[@paulgill2042]

There is a glass ceiling. So Peterson and his incel army can look up everyone's skirts.

[@tofubutcher7456]

He's literally just describing the concept of a test, except much worse

[@chadrickshillings4]

I'm starting to remember why I left this channel before... Mockery is not reporting... you can report on a viewpoint without being crass and Trumpesk

[@NoName-cz3wn]

Yo "let me cook" was fucking hilarious, Emma 😂😂😂

[@TheeDavidDee]

Sam's JP voice is hilarious

[@aaronjones5191]

Dude's really mad that they want him to take a class about social media.

[@muskyoxes]

So the sum of all expertise is multiple choice answers? No essay questions? No labs?

[@cuseyeti_one8three]

This man is an educator! Imagine the sad sack Canadians who had to sit through an entire semester of this high-pitched gibberish. Poor souls.

[@matthewgasparin7000]

Indeed! Thankfully he doesn’t teach at U of T anymore.

[@Pushing_Pixels]

In all his years of teaching he never bothered to learn how to actually do it. His students got shafted.

[@tigerlilygirl2643]

I thought his whole schtick was criticizing higher education. Basic facts are covered in elementary and high school. Higher education is learning how to critically think. His idea is ridiculous, but I'm sure he will find a way to enrich himself even further with this new grift.

[@dirkvoltaar]

I love this. For just $2,000 ChatGPT can rate my final year thesis on the “material causes of post-reconstruction failure” out of 5 stars.

[@samhudson3814]

I have the dumbass test on my computer and google on my phone at the ready…. History PhD here I come!

[@philwill0123]

Peterson seeing Tates in jail and thinking " hustlers university is being neglected. Those young men need to redirect their $50 a month elsewhere... I have an idea..."

[@Chadwickthegooberknight]

JP is one of those guys that says anyone can educate themselves online while simultaneously lauding his Phd and holding up his validity due to that giving him access to having papers published.

[@GreenLanternCorps2814]

I knew Peterson was ridiculous, but I didn't realize how utterly ridiculous his voice was until I first heard Sam mocking him.

[@dr.borisbalinkoff5756]

I think it's a great idea. Perhaps Mr. Peterson should look at hiring someone with experience in a for profit university, maybe someone who is a real estate mogul, former television celebrity and former elected official.

[@tigerlilygirl2643]

Lmfao at the JO impersonation 😂

[@AstralShoals]

Sammy knocks Kermit out of the ring with his in stride comment "and my tie is proof that I'm clinically insane".

[@kankit230]

😂😂 that Peterson impression is so immaculate, only thing missing was he forgot to cry in the end 😂

[@linkfan160]

Sam's impression of JP never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@neilfox4626]

Why would anyone think that this is the equivalent of a degree. Any potential employer, that is.

[@BigMustard2099]

Sam's impression of Peterson is brilliant.

[@2445ace]

Did Jordan just pull a "Blackjack with hookers" on colleges?

[@nathanbartlett2770]

Love the Futurama reference 10 points haha

[@2445ace]

@@nathanbartlett2770 Thanks I love Futurama

[@TasTheWatcher]

but without the blackjack, or the hookers or the college

[@2445ace]

@@TasTheWatcher without the sensitivity training too that's what it sounds like!

[@verysurvival]

I’d like to see Peterbone take any of his tests and pass one.

[@flor9389]

They have this - AP exams and dual enrollment credits. My son started as a second semester sophomore.

[@chaotickreg7024]

This is literally the plot of a 2014 Adult Swim sketch called "For-Profit Online University"

[@kcolonelx6181]

Jordan Peterson...clever by half.

[@BobPagani]

Same for wit.

[@joelferguson625]

Hey there, I went to the University of Phoenix online to complete a bachelor's degree in computer science which has done nothing for my career. While attending I was accused of plagiarism on 3 occasions. My questions are; how many course graduates had to deal with erroneous accusations of plagiarism, also how many people just quit instead of fighting accusations of plagiarism against them, and if you are pushed out through a plagiarism accusation how does that effect student loan debt?

[@hks2377]

Yikes. That’s terrible! Thanks for the warning.

[@simonsuppertime2589]

I wasn't sure about Sam's Peterson-accent until I listened to it a second time.

[@jacobscott2473]

This is like listening to Elon Musk talk about the improvements he wants to do on twitter. People that strive to create an image of intelligence are really annoying when they end up like this.

[@Domzdream]

Sam’s actually really good at his Jordan impression.

[@samum5856]

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@schmodedo]

Handing out NFT's as diplomas. SMDH.

[@Kloxbyn]

I love when Sam does his Hugo Peterson impression! 🤩

[@DonWorks2Hard]

That Peterson impression is gold

[@twitch-xjuiceboxtwitch2088]

J ROGAN & JP A FRAUD ❤❤❤❤

[@anastasiabeaverhausen860]

The Jordan peterson impression is accurate lol

[@luck9837]

Kinda glad hes doing this, he’s exposing himself for what he truly is, just another grifter in it for the money!

[@Dikkedimi]

The impersonation is spot on xD

[@payasoinfeliz]

if conservatives could profit without grifting, they wouldnt be conservatives.

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

Spot on

[@charliewalker9443]

I mean…..Peterson > Seder.