Jordan Peterson's New Song is Whack

[@hamilcross]

I want ben shapiro to break this down and talk about how it’s not music

[@jayflash9051]

The remix will have Ben rapping with the Eminem fast flow

[@remi-D]

His father has a degree is music theory i believe so it would be interesting to here his take

[@hamilcross]

@@remi-D i meannnn not really? lmao that’s like saying i’m fit to speak on infrastructure because my dad got his master’s in civil engineering (spoiler alert: i know absolutely nothing about infrastructure) ben doesn’t know shit about music and frankly if his dad also concedes that rap “isn’t music” even after getting a degree in music theory then he likely just fucked around and coasted his way to a degree 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@uugabuuga7450]

@@remi-D he has previously used that fact to have absolutely dogshit music takes. not interesting, just funny.

[@joaquin5929]

I want him to talk about how it IS music, it’s going to be way funnier 😆

[@glenjamieson2524]

Off the forthcoming album “Clean Side of the Room”

[@benjibenj7406]

Should have more likes

[@SHOSHINNOEL]

Underrated comment lmao

[@killsedadivd7956]

This is what Pink Floyd sounds like to people who don't like Pink Floyd

[@ignacioquiroz9952]

I don't really like Pink Floyd and this is exactly how they sound to me

[@thebeanymac]

The song's called: The Clean Side of the Room. I ripped that off from someone witty. You should listen to Floyd; it's good stuff! ;p

[@stateyourthesis]

🤣

[@felipeveiga5807]

@@thebeanymac LMFAOOOO

[@jessehenderson2967]

@@ignacioquiroz9952 PF aint for everyone but believe me, theres something there for ya if you like classic rock and concept albums. Gilmour is a genius and Roger Waters...is, well...hes Roger Waters.

[@PlomiennyJacus]

you just know he cried during the entire recording session, touched by the brilliance of his own lyricism

[@elijahplummer3655]

Underrated comment!

[@jcnot9712]

man has made himself cry talking about pinocchio of all things, so this isn't even an exaggeration.

[@china-bot6695]

this is hilarious even though I love JBP

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

Its so funny how him and his fans are like pro traditional masculinity and natural hierarchies but hes like the most whiny drama queen

[@hustler-music]

LMFAO

[@SlaughteredDecay]

Me: "mom, I want Pink Floyd" Mum: "we got Pink Floyd at home" Pink Floyd at home:

[@jaex9617]

God-tier comment.

[@wynoglia]

Evergreen meme

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

I present to you: Piss Floyd

[@asylumbooks3406]

Hits different on mute

[@INSERT_YOUR_NAME_HERE]

Lol

[@iluvmariobros78]

Jordan Peterson dropped before Kendrick lmao

[@joeysinclair5266]

Classic

[@zoazorusson]

He's telling his followers to wake up. But if they do, wont they be WOKE? Oh the conundrum!

[@kelleyreeves965]

Really makes ya think 🤔🤔

[@roadrunner5260]

This is actually a very funny comment!

[@zoazorusson]

@Lunar Orbit It is usually used to describe someone who have finished, at least, high school. I just use it to mean non-asleep. It's like a pun.

[@osamayomama]

Yeah, aren't those people always telling sheeple to be woke?

[@welcometoWWW]

r/whoosh

[@sethseth2534]

someone in chat said “the Oompa Loompa vocals” 😭

[@stefanvidakovic782]

The only Canadians permitted to tell me to wake up in song are Arcade Fire

[@DianaB-vm1hj]

Good comment

[@Slater6977]

nice

[@crowstakingoff]

Peterson has said he's a fan of them

[@stefanvidakovic782]

@@crowstakingoff that makes two bands he doesn't realize would vehemently disagree with him, and who did so in their art.

[@hannadomjan]

Neil Young?

[@agustinortega5688]

It actually sounds like nostalgia critics the wall lol

[@lostnhollow]

Oh god, real

[@overzhitz]

Great Minds think alike…

[@mrwordwide100]

@@overzhitz LMAO

[@Z50nemesis]

I thought the same thing lol

[@jovanreid6782]

P

[@trissc6855]

Damn you didn't have to say this song sounds like a "I'm 82 and this is deep" tumblr post

[@Bojoschannel]

"I'm lion, you sheep, i hate my wife" - some boomer

[@joao1223]

of course that Jordan peterson being a youtuber would at some point trying a musical career

[@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b]

Can't wait for the Let's Play channel.

[@namenamenamename7224]

Perfect opportunity to release his music as Jordan B Rappin

[@SQUIZZLER24]

Jordan B Spittin, Son

[@robiu013]

I'm Jordan B. Peterson and I'm here to say: "Don't forget to wash your penis every day."

[@JohnSmith-fs8bu]

This sounds like a song in a Tim burton movie about an orphan in industrial revolution britain getting up the courage to do the thing she always wanted to do

[@juanborjas6416]

That is way too specific😂

[@thesolomonproject]

So basically les mis

[@BarronVonSchnoot]

Haha?

[@ty_teynium]

Really Ye? Really?! This was what you had us waiting for?!?

[@hallehuckleberry]

lmao

[@aspookyfox]

This isn’t even Donda’s final form

[@Yungtacosss]

This song makes Nostalgia Critic seem like a talented singer.

[@ThatGuysAlright]

@nasser wiz cringe take

[@ThatGuysAlright]

@nasser wiz ur here, man

[@joaquin5929]

@nasser wiz this is so freaking cringe for anyone

[@parv6683]

damn DAMN! THAT'S HARSH

[@burgermind802]

@nasser wiz there's a reason why the vocals are so layered, because his singing is very amateur and weak. with practice he could improve though.

[@Voodoostones]

The thing that strikes me most about the song is that it truly sounds like a pink floyd ripoff in the worst way possible. The way that songs of theirs (esp ones on Animals) will have a message or a motivation in one part of the song and then in the following part comes the nudge and wink that it was satire or world building and proving a larger point by the band in the next section is what makes things like that really work. Here, it feels like this inital song is so plainly stating it's stance and that stance is so laughably presented (and bad) that you expect it to be followed up by something that says "yeah that's so overly simplified and braindead and stupid" but that never happens, the other shoe never drops.

[@richardnipples7574]

It sounds like they know what Pink Floyd sounds like, but didn't bother to listen to any of their albums attentively

[@OkaySoShit]

Does he know that Pink Floyd is a leftist group?

[@Voodoostones]

@Richard Nipples he probably heard the chorus of Another Brick in the Wall pt 2 and was like, "Yeah, they get it. We don't need that post-modern marxist agenda in our children's classrooms these days. "

[@OkaySoShit]

@@Voodoostones pink Floyd is leftist band

[@ZappsPotatoChips]

@@Voodoostones tbf the Roger Waters and JP ideological ven diagram has always overlapped on censorship issues, surveillance states, free speech, and things like that.

[@ace15Nura]

This is like The Wall for people how think Roger Waters was exaggerating and he should be ok for how things turns out.

[@Jacob-id2le]

You already know this is gonna be on the worst songs of the year list

[@the34zydc.64]

Haven't even heard it yet myself, and yes.

[@k1zer100]

17:24

[@robiu013]

this for worst and black country new road for best... what even is there to look forward to in december if we already know what's best and what's worst in february?

[@cnvrgnt]

@@robiu013 There may be a 10 yet this year, who knows

[@tyler3876]

corey feldman may drop

[@s3b714]

If we're getting a ben shapiro WAP freestyle now i can finally die in peace and cringe

[@marianatheschizoid5912]

Nah Ben Shapiro WAP was in that territory of so bad it becomes ironically enjoyable as a meme, this is just awful.

[@INSERT_YOUR_NAME_HERE]

Ben shapiro can't get his wife wet. So either he's gay or his wife is lesbian. Which is both very hilarious if you think about it.

[@perks6292]

Anthony's Canadian voice sounds suspiciously like Cal Chuchesta

[@milk_bath]

🥸🤔

[@unknown6390]

Just a coincidence

[@IveGotToast]

It makes sense. They've lived together for years. Surely Anthony would pick up Cals accent after awhile.

[@BurgerFred1]

Unbeknownst to him Cal was actually the producer of this video. He convinced JP that he was a Canadian Anti-vaxxer by throwing a few "Eh"'s into his speech

[@perks6292]

@@BurgerFred1 Prolly a true story right here

[@KrimsonVagus]

A song with a slow hypnotic rhythm and lethargic repetitive vocals is exactly the kind of song you wanna “wake up” to.

[@Magical_Melanin_Megan]

I'm laughing way too hard at this comment

[@stillnesssolutions]

“Go to Sleep”

[@stuartdunlop8834]

Hypnotic rhythms and repetition are the best kind of non-conformist anti-authoritarianism.

[@chippsymcstagger4571]

Imagine writing a dull political song and naming it after a Rage against the Machine song that fucking slaps hard.

[@Spitson7771]

Or after a Arcade fire song that slaps even harder

[@queer_dreams_of_soothing_r9641]

The act of waking up after a poor night of sleep slaps way the fuck harder than this like wow. Almost impressed.

[@neverhowever3231]

lmao i doubt jordan has heard of either of these, man talks like he’s never experienced a good song in his life

[@j.67]

@@neverhowever3231 He has a recent interview with Joe Rogan where he breaks down CRYING after talking about hearing some cover band play lol. Look for it in a private window or your KZbin recommendations will be permanently f'ed.

[@NKOWZeroRenegade]

Waking up in a puddle of vomit and feces from a bender slaps harder than this song

[@joshuaboelsche7684]

I love how his whole message is like "how dare you have a political opinion when your personal life is a mess!!!" while every single thing about him personally is a trainwreck lol

[@kukusenka]

What do you mean his life is a mess, that's just external factors of course lol I'm just kidding

[@off6848]

A benzo addiction? that’s like 50% of people I know Otherwise he grifts hard and makes big dough through his sigma grindset

[@joshuaboelsche7684]

@@off6848 have you seen how he talks to his wife?? disastrous

[@off6848]

@@joshuaboelsche7684 no but now I wanna look it up

[@joshuaboelsche7684]

@@off6848 the way he wore a tuxedo to go hang out with joe rogan and ramble about shit he didn't understand for four hours?? the list is endless hahaha no need to shame anyone for chemical dependency

[@jkrperson9756]

Now I'm waiting for the Slavoj Zizek diss track

[@InfiniteBeak]

Also I love how whenever a creator criticises JBP his little sycophants will scurry out of the woodwork to cry about it

[@off6848]

Cringe You cry about boomers enjoying it

[@tboss8157]

@@off6848 ?

[@CherokeeMaxx]

This isn't some educational criticism lol, it's strawman shitposting. Imagine talking about a figure in the political realm and not everybody agrees with your spiteful take 🤔

[@mdh_masalewale8681]

@@CherokeeMaxx thankfully there is a meaningful criticism of how big of a hack jbp is, this is just having fun

[@zachedelic1293]

it sounds like Pink Floyd... if they smoked crack instead of using psychedelics

[@nectarinedreams7208]

They barely used psychedelics

[@rileypat20187]

@@nectarinedreams7208 lol one of their founding members literally went insane from doing too much acid

[@HDitzzDH]

@@nectarinedreams7208 They definitely used psychedelics, however they did not want to be known as a ”drug/psychedelic band”. They didn’t need it to create classic records.

[@chebghobbi]

​@@nectarinedreams7208 Aside from Syd, the members of Pink Floyd weren't big psychedelic users. They'd enjoy a joint or the odd line (and Rick developed a full-blown coke addiction at one point), but otherwise they were more into boozing than any other drugs. Not to say they didn't dabble, but the idea that the band were tripping all the time in their early years just isn't true.

[@andersbodin1551]

It would be cool if Jordan makes a rap next

[@wyattgranger5870]

Honestly that is what I was expecting

[@CypressDahlia]

we have this already it's called Tom MacDonald and it's bad.

[@Xx_BruhDog_xX]

Don't @ me but I listened to his JRE episode and he refused to play any clips of his music on the show and now I know why

[@jtlovescodelyoko]

Possibly the smartest decision Joe Rogan has made recently

[@eatdoritoyum]

Would probably get a copyright strike from Pink Floyd

[@kelleyreeves965]

@@eatdoritoyum 😂

[@MIKE-TYTHON]

He didn’t refuse he said he would air drop them to Jamie but they never ended up playing them, all be it he was Hesitant.

[@themusicaljunkie37]

My friend is a big JPB fan and I send him the song and I was like, "defend this!" He was like, "I can't... the red meat has probably finally got to his head."

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Funny tidbit: one of this said friend's favorite poet is a full fledged community.

[@sahirde]

@@themusicaljunkie37 his favorite poet is a community? Did you mean to say communist?

[@sheridan7475]

@@themusicaljunkie37 your friend isn’t the guy I’m listening to lol I like Jordan and I hate the song, I also like George Bush’s art but hated him as a president

[@themysticfedora]

@Luca Goodoer haha Hitler epic joke did you know Hitler was an artist? Maybe if he didn't fail outta art school ww2 woulda never happened 🤣 haha Hitler was an artist

[@majormind1584]

Lool im a huge Jordan fan but yea this is hilarious.

[@alvinanis3006]

If you truly want to cringe, listen to the song whilst reading JP's comment section. A magnificent experience.

[@yamimimiya]

you are just mad because you hate the rule #4, freedom

[@chippsymcstagger4571]

They are using the word masterpiece way too much. Imagine how dull your life is if you call this a masterpiece.

[@KodakKid]

@@yamimimiya where is the anger exactly?

[@KieranHunter]

You're not wrong.

[@everychannel1025]

If you truly want cringe try looking at what has Trudeu done

[@DivePlane13]

I don’t get why JP doesn’t like the vaccines. I mean, their just album was really solid, and their latest album was also pretty good too. They’re a good band.

[@willwrig1220]

How anyone could listen to those nebulous and empty-ass lyrics and legitimately think "oh yeah this is deep" is beyond me.

[@SuzakuX]

Same people that think "clean your room" is profound. JP built his empire by repackaging self help and selling it to disaffected incels.

[@rileyscherer129]

You're just not AWAKE enough to understand!!!

[@FunkyFlunky2332]

The antithesis to Parquet Court’s WIDE AWAKE

[@EricLeafericson]

JP's running out of ways to stay in the spotlight that don't involve totally humiliating himself.

[@PerkolatorTheTerminator]

Was that not the entire way he was ever in the spotlight lol?

[@themysticfedora]

@@PerkolatorTheTerminator shouldn't you be getting high

[@highseervehk]

@@themysticfedora lol

[@bradwavemb]

Nah, I think he's already done that.

[@andersonwang1746]

He already made millions from his two books. What more does he want?

[@jackcahill2457]

I refuse to believe this man came from the same country that made Godspeed you black emperor

[@johnmichellebasquiate9028]

I went to his lecture in Birmingham, Alabama and they played this at the end

[@vrilmaxxed]

Noooooooo

[@relivo1591]

Not sure what’s worse here, the fact you went to Birmingham, the fact you went to a jbp lecture or the fact they played this song at the end

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

He really is the Deepak Chopra of incels

[@crowstakingoff]

Clichéd and cringe comment.

[@nn-NeuralNetwork]

“I read some comment and watched a 20 second clip,” type of comment

[@christinadeshaies4465]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

@@crowstakingoff You're dreaming if you think I'd waste the A material on a hack like Peterson.

[@cnvrgnt]

As soon as I heard the main vocals come in my first thought was ‘this sounds like someone doing a shitty Roger Waters impression to poke fun at him’. Glad to see I wasn’t the only one

[@jacobreveles7222]

Jordan Peterson legit pulled a Tom Macdonald with some Jan 6 riot type beat lmao XD

[@alvinanis3006]

What a comeback from Fink Ployd!

[@BonSentimentig]

I'm 12 and this is deep

[@user-pv7vc9kp9k]

*I'm 57 and this is deep

[@peach_total]

conservatives are NOT beating the Conservatives Can’t Make Good Music allegations

[@nn-NeuralNetwork]

Yeah glad we’re on the good side and not the bad one

[@reinhardtwilhelm5415]

Doubt they ever will. Mainstream country is the best they’ve ever done since the days of rock-and-roll, and even that’s a decidedly mixed bag.

[@janko_muzykant4375]

Well, Burzum is great

[@one_man_community]

Jordan Peterson isn't a Conservative.

[@one_man_community]

@@janko_muzykant4375 Burzum is a fully pledged Nazi.

[@bakubakumusic7351]

JBP is literally the last person I would have expected to release a song. That said when I think about the trajectory of all these rebel without a campus professors like the intellectual dark web guys, the narcissim, the persecution fetishes, etc... then it makes a lot of sense.

[@themysticfedora]

Persecution fetish? LMFAO Dude it doesn't take a fetish to be persecuted regularly it just takes being a public figure with an opinion.

[@SuzakuX]

@@themysticfedora yeah but he gets off on it

[@thestonedabbot9551]

"Rebel without a campus professors" You win

[@thomasbasha8681]

@@SuzakuX how do you know that?

[@mangoFace1987]

he's had a severe mental decline after going in a medically induced coma for opioid withdrawal

[@michaelwagner30]

I’m having a hard time understanding who the lyrics are addressing. Like the people in power? Are they the ones who should be going home and doing well? Or regular ass people are they on thrones and they should wake up. Idk. Weird

[@christopherross4257]

He’s targeting his consumer audience. Fence riders who may be doubting him in light of recent controversy.

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

"Wake up" has become amoung many words/phrases that automatically set off red flags.

[@gotmoresoul]

Just saw the title: "Song by Jordan B Peterson: Wake Up" and said out loud (while I'm on break at work): "Oh dear god..."

[@TheSkaOreo]

oh I had the same exact thought. It would also be perfect in a way for Peterson to misuse RATM, as most of these soy boys often do.

[@pppnnn-k3p]

then you started kissing another employee

[@arturor5205]

the only valid reaction

[@kukusenka]

@@pppnnn-k3p is that what you conservatives fantasize about?

[@off6848]

@@pppnnn-k3p and taking the misogyny into the realm of homosexuality and PDA

[@pocketsand6776]

I'm sure a lot of his fans have never heard Pink Floyd so they think this shit blasts. But how could they have ignored dark Oompa Loompa for so long?

[@kedsarama]

Gonna be honest, I had no idea what to expect with this thing but this was about as far as possible from any expectations I could have had.

[@johnnytsunami7150]

But whats the message when played backwards?!?!

[@guhr1dy]

One lyric that Anthony didn't talk about that stood out to me: "You could have built a home" This is the classic conservative externalization of their own failures. If you don't own a home, it's Trudeau's fault obviously. Or the immigrants. Or the Chinese buyers. Whoever they need the scapegoat of the day to be for a complex economic issue that has no single person or entity at fault. Real estate prices are a particular political flashpoint in Canadian politics right now; JBP is just trying to press all of the "Trudeau bad" buttons he can. The shameful conman as always. I appreciate that Anthony covered this topic a little bit and called it exactly what it was. Just look at the astroturfing already underway in this comment section. It was a foreign-funded, white supremacist occupation aimed at overthrowing the government. Edit: to the incredulous, low-effort, one-line replies, if you earnestly believe the convoy was an innocent protest, I'm sorry to see that other Canadians have become so partisan that they can no longer see reality. You went from taking little sips of misinformation on Facebook to gulping down harmful disinformation from anywhere you can find it to justify your political beliefs. The farther you get from reality, the more you need to cope in these sad ways. Get a fucking grip and re-join society.

[@kadriblabali]

jesus christ, that's a fucking reach

[@Her_Viscera]

Canadian rent is absurd but...what?

[@DoctorSess]

Locker fry get exhausted

[@samueljones1712]

So I do want to say i agree with most everything you've said but as someone from Vancouver who followed municipal and provincial politics closely Chinese buyers are one hundred percent a serious issue in this country. But here's the thing: any community of ultra rich people using our housing market as a stock market would be. It's the fact that the buyers happen to be Chinese that make the people who would normally decry such a thing scared to do so, and the people who wouldn't give a fuck if it were a bunch of white guys from england scream "GloBaLiSt MaRxIsT GrEaT RePlacement." The narrative surrounding that issue here is completely poisoned by irrational histrionic partisans.

[@BeatsByCon]

The whole thing was a “white supremacist occupation aimed at overthrowing the government”? Really? Is it not possible that it was mostly about vaccine mandates and governmental overreach and that there were a few bad apples who also showed up?

[@bernardoalvarezdelcastillo]

Wouldn't waking up make us woke?

[@melontunna5064]

''It sounds like Nostalgia Critic's The Wall'' is the biggest roast yet

[@gwen6622]

lmaooo i was just thinking it sounded like nostalgia critic's the wall and then you said that very same thing right after i thought it. we're in sync. i love that for us

[@Man_of_Oil]

this is the most condescending, preachy, pretentious song I've ever heard. it's sole existence almost makes Pink Floyd worse

[@vrilmaxxed]

Because Jordan Peterson himself is a preachy and pretentious person

[@thuglifeinc4894]

I feel like I'm being brainwashed the more I hear these lyrics which makes the title of this track more ironic. It's feels like a parody but it isn't.

[@misterarsenic7062]

I'm paranoid too... God forbid I get brainwashed into some wired ass Tory Lobster Cult.

[@tyrontheconqueror6625]

This was actually the first draft for pink Floyd’s the Trial, off of The Wall

[@thedogfromraditude5449]

In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and MBDTF is a light 6.

[@swansonjoe7121]

Not even like a strong 6 :((

[@hamilcross]

steady 6

[@jessefischer7899]

Sounds like a nightmare before Christmas cover band edit: lmao I commented this a few minutes before I heard melon say it

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

Clean your room, bucko.

[@Patrick-id9uq]

I hope conservatives look for this song and end up listening to Rage Against The Machine.

[@chippsymcstagger4571]

I actually saw a comment from one of his fans saying this is better than Rage. Absolute madness.

[@CherokeeMaxx]

Rage For* The Machine now

[@Nocturnalux]

@@chippsymcstagger4571 LMAO! That’s hilarious.

[@nickmacon300]

Peterson's lectures in tandem with his 12 Rules For Life REALLY helped me at a time where was getting IRL therapy and needed it....but....his political takes have gotten so far out there. It's not like they weren't bad before, but the takes used to have a degree or 2 of self-awareness. Now the self-awareness has been replaced by bigotry, and I'm no longer a fan of JBP

[@EricLeafericson]

Jordan does what a lot of cult leaders do. They lead with good advice and positive affirmation, then they switch the bait out and ask you to accept crazy nonsense. It's how the Scientologists recruit, and it's a common theme I notice among other cults as well. Jordan showed me how awesome Jung, Kant, and Dostoyevsky are. But now I just read those guys instead of Jordan.

[@nickmacon300]

@@EricLeafericson yeah i hear ya, I'm happy for the advice JBP gave me...but I was able to recognize when what he was saying especially from a political standpoint was really unhealthy. And it's less about how bad the takes are, but how steadfast he is in said takes.

[@cmilner2708]

@@nickmacon300 would you mind giving some examples of his wild political takes because I haven’t followed him too closely in a while and agreed or at least could see merit and logic in all the stuff I saw from him early on when he first started gaining fame both on political and philosophical topics and normally when I see people who are against him they have misinterpreted what he said in my opinion or only saw a short controversial quote not the full explanation that adds loads of caveats and is much more reasonable. I’m asking because you actually seem to have a reasonable view of the guy in comparison to those who blindly love/hate him which is pretty rare for any subject on the internet.

[@Mindcreat0r]

I feel like a lot of the stuff that you picked up of him being self aware was simply him getting his foot in the door. He didn’t go full cult bigotry out the gate because he would have been torn apart by anything not conservative and then would only build a fanbase of people already on the right. Peterson’s power has come from indoctrinating a bunch of impressionable youth and young adults with things that sound smart and important (specifically the rules of life thing), then fully doing to dip into bigotry once they’re strung along. From personal experience, I assumed a lot more people were being “ironic” in the commentary Leafy era because I was naive to the fact that ableism, transphobia, racism, homophobia, and all other types of hatred are very real. Once you get into that circle and all you hear is that stuff, you get turned away from hearing about the actual horrors that they’re blatantly trying to downplay. Jordan Peterson probably doesn’t believe he’s “indoctrinating” anybody, but his specific targeting of youths with moderately conservative fluff and then serving as a gateway into that nasty world of bigotry is the effect he has had. I feel like there’s been a shift toward discrediting Peterson (with him getting removed from many schools, getting “outed” by a couple journalists, and mostly falling into his conservative echo chamber) but that could just be me hoping

[@mintvelvet3351]

Glad you saw the light and are no longer red pilled. Welcome to reality.

[@remi-D]

He just always sounds like Kermit

[@GonzoCiosain]

JBP is just Rush Limbaugh for dudes who think "Creep" is a better song than "The National Anthem."

[@ts4gv]

nah, not really

[@lysikasaito]

LMFAO

[@KingQwerty]

I like how all the comments in his video say, "haunting", yeah, hauntingly bad mix that's unlistenable

[@txin999]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Killopotamus]

He’s trying to shoo everyone away from harmful vaccines, but more harm prevention would be done keeping this in the drafts

[@LouisOnAir]

The fact that these lyrics are sincere Peterson rhetoric yet having them in a Floyd-esque song makes them seem satirical

[@wisemage0]

Whenever someone tells me to "wake up" I assume that they're sleep deprived.

[@daftbanna7202]

The wall for people who think 1984 is about political correctness

[@litterboxstudios]

No joke, the minute the Jordo song was about to play, it was interrupted by an ad set to Kermit singing. 2sday is truly blessed.

[@GIBKEL]

A Syd Barrret intro/Pink Floyd 3rd rate-knock-off with a keytar solo that Spinal Tap may call for a co-write.

[@marioandwes]

did he even sing for this besides a little bit at the end

[@lawrencescales9864]

Nostalgia Critic V Jordan Peterson for worst Pink Floyd Impression

[@A14-j7g]

"Only the protests aligning with my ideology should be allowed!"

[@mathewhutchins2539]

The lyrics sound like they were written by the creepy long haired high school kid who wears the same oversized hoodie every day and sits in the back of the classroom drawing pictures of dead people on his notebook

[@HnTr_VDH]

My dad was yelling “wake up” at me once but I knew he was full of bs, just because I was driving with my eyes closed I knew we would get home safely, Thx Anthony

[@brocklewis7624]

I don’t care what you all have to say. Peterson goes straight insaneo style on this track.

[@reddish_orange]

I see you doing God’s work

[@amalija11]

bussin on the mic

[@nonono7973]

White boy busting it down (traditionalist style)

[@benjammin8919]

Nah dude this track sent me straight to bunko town

[@superman1234567826]

Kind of bums me out tbh. Jordan’s book helped me out of a depressive rut and find meaning in my life. I know he’s struggled a lot but I do find it a bit annoying how he constantly tries to play the victim card all the time.

[@user-sg7ro7pt6s]

Same. I’m grateful for what he did for me as an angsty teenager who needed to get my shit together, but I’m also reallyyy glad I grew outta him too lmfao

[@Buudroid]

I don’t see how he plays the victim. He is one in a sense because many people did go after him and his career at UoT. So give credit where credit is due. Otherwise I listen to his podcasts and read one of his books and the guy hasn’t blamed anyone for anything. Just examining and criticizing post-modernist and neo marxists theories about how and what our society should move towards. My family were born and grew up in the USSR and I know first hand the types of evils that will happen if switch to a more left form of government (Marxism and eventually communism)

[@frost9681]

This is why it's important to separate individual pieces of work from the creator. I strongly value the fact that 12 rules helped lots and lots of lost, young men. But JBP is still a fuck head

[@thanosthemadtitan5518]

​@@user-sg7ro7pt6sHow did he help you exactly?

[@scottowen3022]

I honestly think these are the funniest fantano vids. I'm crying laughing at this shit. Anyone complaining about this content should remember the amount of output he has every week, kinda a baseless criticism

[@titlewave489]

Listen, the fact that his fans/followers/cultists/etc. think that this is a *W,* kinda tells you all you need to know....

[@LikeFourOrFiveOtherNames]

And now here comes the weirdos in the comments defending the dude who eats nothing but red meat.

[@JamesTaylor117]

This has nothing to do with his diet

[@momkeyp]

Bro fantano viewers and jp viewers are polar opposites you won't find em

[@fr0nzp]

He sometimes also drinks Apple Cider.

[@cornsyruptrucker]

Oh no he broke the illusion of him and Cal being 2 people AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pantallazopatucaso]

politics aside, the instrumentation is awful, and the guitars, God, I've never loathed sth that much

[@bobwilkinsonguitar6142]

The very moment I saw this I prayed you'd post something about it It's so fucking weird to try and put a conservative message to music, but it's somehow on brand for Peterson, who I've occasionally enjoyed lectures from lol Not executed well at all though lmao

[@off6848]

Wagner did it well sonically and theatrically Honestly there’s lots more too especially in old blues artists, beating up your wife, shooting her extra marital lovers etc..

[@wyattgranger5870]

To use Wagner as an example is anyways weird to me, like that was almost two centuries ago, to say Wagner is conservative in the way that conservative is used in our current globalist landscape is a bit off the mark. Like yes, racism and nationalism check, but many of his themes and approach to operas at the time were far from conservative, and there have been many post modern (even socialist) interpretations of his work by people like Adorno. Really most of his 'conservative' views came through his writings and reputation. I don't think he really extolled conservative values as strongly in his music.

[@Zenju__]

It makes a lot of sense for him to make such a minor, preachy, crybaby-ass song

[@christopherross4257]

Bring in the dancing lobsters! 🦞

[@pogo8050]

Jordan Peterson fans are gonna soyrage in your comment

[@soaribb32]

He's trying to be the dark side of Roger Walters

[@pueblobeefcorn2070]

Roger Waters should sue him for this.

[@princegoatcheese9379]

This song sounds like the pork chop trimmings on the side of the dinner plate that you're ready to throw out

[@rodrigosoto4827]

This sounds like a song that the teacher from The Wall would make.

[@cripy8910]

Isn't it an Arcade Fire cover?

[@ts4gv]

the comments section on JP’s upload is the worst part of all of this last time i checked the response was universally positive

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

JP could shit in their mouths and they'd gobble it up like cake.

[@gothclown9013]

it sounds like something that would play in twin peaks or smth

[@KeikoSinclair]

I’m going to have this shitty song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks melon

[@newsourcetechno5777]

Guitar solo sounded like what happens to soy milk in coffee when it's too hot

[@b00psn00t]

The comment section on JBP’s original video made me lose faith in humanity and musical taste.

[@SuzakuX]

Conservatives just can't art.

[@tmsphere]

“Mom I wanna go see laser floyd” mom: “this is more holesome”

[@flowerponyrecord]

This song could literally be about anything

[@ChibiChihiro]

4:25 to get to the actual video