Jordan Schlansky Defends His Elitist Espresso Machine | Team Coco Radio

10 years later, Jordan Schlansky is still defending the $500 espresso machine he bought on the company dime.
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[@sdsdfdu4437]

When Jordan's wife tells him "I love you" he says "I share your emotional attitude"

[@TorbenCASchwartz]

In the marriage ceremony Jordan didn't say "I do", he said "I will go along with this premise"

[@kentinson1670]

​@@TorbenCASchwartzwhen his wife says she wanted a baby, Jordan's reply is "I will see what my testicles can produce."

[@dianeee1992x]

@@kentinson1670goddamnit😂

[@WadeWilsonDP]

"I too share various feelings and emotional attachment to you"

[@HOTD108_]

I want air conditioning 😭

[@ludovictrottier425]

You can feel how Conan starts with the best intentions to have a normal conversation with Jordan, but progressively realises that it not going to happen.

[@EattheApple666]

And by the end wants to kill him. LOL

[@ramonpineda7514]

😂😂😂

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

the look he gives him is ecerything

[@LandofLit]

ahahahahaaaaaaaaa 😂

[@nickblomgren]

Are you suggesting that it's even possible to have a normal conversation with Jordan? I'm a minute into this video and the simple act of talking about what was their first on-screen collaboration, has turned into a theoretical debate over _what counts_ as a first collaboration.

[@timy9197]

It’s ridiculous how Jordan seems to be relaxed and hostile at the same time. Him being articulate makes this even funnier.

[@pseudonym9215]

Only if all people can remain as clam as Jordan when mocked.

[@genecatan3565]

he's a psycho in a bicycle

[@mello6311]

​@@jackbauer408It's not passive aggressiveness per se. Passive aggressiveness is when someone makes snarky comments in an attempt to annoy you without making it outright mean enough for you to legit get angry at it. It's so that they can have plausible deniability if you clap back. Jordan is just directly hostile but he will say these things in the most calm and soft spoken manner that you don't know how to react lmao

[@fyfyi6053]

@@uncoiledfish2561 It's very robotic. Almost unnatural. And that's where Jordan comedy turns to gold.

[@fyfyi6053]

@@uncoiledfish2561 He's like Spock from Star Trek

[@user-ze6ob3cs7m]

"I'll go along with this premise" Jordan Schlansky is a national treasure.

[@thegrahamsullivanshow566]

Take this further, an international treasure, nay a treasure of this universe!

[@JJ-gf2ze]

It's nice to see Jordan still participating in team Coco content in various ways

[@yucel8769]

but what exactly does he do? WHAT DOES VARIOUS MEAN JORDAN TELL US?!?!?

[@ChrisBoulas]

I see what you did there.

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

Some of my best laughs are from unexpectedly simple jokes, or references in this case.

[@Insaneani]

@@yucel8769 He has numerous duties and daily tasks.

[@jkap34]

It's another writers strike. This is where he shines

[@kaemincha]

Conan hit the nail on the head with saying Jordan sounds like he's defending himself in a court deposition.

[@0vernight711]

Certainly sounds like he is expecting everyone to wear a wire

[@sunshine3914]

2:31 Sounds like a deposition

[@edwardlepine]

He’s basically been a hostile witness for a living

[@UpstreamKaraoke]

*glances at lawyer for confirmation* "I'll... go along with this premise."

[@gezafisch4030]

​@@JoshFace9 my goodness, it's an act. Calm down

[@pillbugm8914]

Conan hit the nail on the head with the court analogy. It's not that Jordan feels like a robot, it's the fact that he's always trying to speak like he knows anything he says may be used against him in a court of law.

[@psyikk]

by that they should have two lawyers come in and cross examine him to see if they can catch him in any bullshit.

[@grizzlymac-tight]

Would u like to take a stroll down memory lane? "I'll go along with this premise" 😂😂😂

[@randysavage7392]

Jordan’s response at 4:40 is why Conan loves Jordan so much. The greatest comedic actor in the world couldn’t come up with that, it’s so good

[@FredCracklin]

He's like Conan's Karl Pilkington.

[@tarsierontherun]

That's the most polite way of saying "have you looked at yourself in the mirror" ever.

[@motttta]

@@FredCracklin That's such a perfect comparison

[@bwuh]

Nailed it.@@FredCracklin

[@derpymcderpington]

Jordan is completely divorced from the interpersonal outcomes of these interactions, the true mark of a psychopath

[@jackbauer408]

It’s so nice of Jordan to take time out of his day to be on the show between preparing his body in various ways.

[@dramanda7296]

👏👏👏

[@ExquisiteKinkyCoils]

😂😅😁

[@craigchapman8220]

😂

[@blackdog2006]

Great reference

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Shaving his body in various areas... His face, to be exact.

[@ExtremeCacti]

I love the fact they didn’t even mention that the instructions to use the machine were in Italian😂 He definitely didn’t want anyone else using it.

[@DarkRoomAmbience]

Its not Jordans responsibility to make sure the staff can speak Italian 😂

[@jaiminsangar7531]

​@@DarkRoomAmbience staff who is largely American

[@deanwinchester7179]

And the diatribe about American coffee lol

[@brettbr815]

@@jaiminsangar7531 ...lol

[@crmyersdesigns8961]

@@jaiminsangar7531 I notice you say United States and Americans, almost with contempt.

[@diabolistic]

Jordan Schlansky: Will never flat-out say Yes or No, will never confirm nor deny, will always try to inject something about Italy into a story or anecdote, will never use a simple word if a more vague word is available. A couple of simple rules, but creates such an interesting and hilarious foil to Conan.

[@HOTD108_]

It took the preist 3 days to get Jordan to simply say "I do" and Jordan's own wedding.

[@josephavila3539]

The comedy is born from Jordan trying to be as proper and accurate as possible with his responses while Conan comes in as wrecking ball of improper colloquial jive, leaving Jordan to pick up the pieces in a comedic battle of arrant. Comedy gold.

[@markdotinc8371]

Very Schlansky-esque to explain to us why the funny is funny

[@costcoexecutivemember]

Thanks Jordan

[@Simpleperson2000]

​@@costcoexecutivemember😂😂

[@treetopjones737]

Even Spock from Star Trek would've wanted to slap Jordan.

[@charlestownMA]

Jordan clearly prepared this podcast in various ways. 👍

[@Appledar]

😂

[@keithpatrick156]

Recorded it...edited it....posted it.

[@magino_mmt]

was waiting for this comment

[@Fightclubbed]

By doing an assortment of things.

[@JohnSmith_666]

@@keithpatrick156 okay I want to make it very clear to everyone at home: this is really happening. This is completely real. This isn't scripted. He just said all those things. This is a real person who said that. People keep asking me how did you find that guy who writes his stuff. You just said that, you just said I prepare my podcast in various ways...

[@jettivonaviska]

I love that when Jordan talks to other producers and writers he's just a normal person, and the SECOND he's with Conan he's in full game mode.

[@Pijanoo]

Haha, true. But honestly, when around others he is like 50% of this. Which is actually kind of funny.

[@Hassan_Issa]

He is always a normal person, but conan makes it sound like a court recording of Jeffrey Dahmer, an Italian Jeffrey Dahmer.

[@JustaRandomGuy890]

He knows what he's doing

[@Ezekial2517]

I need to see him normal. This started off normal enough, but then he went back into slimeball mode and now I’m convinced this is how he always is

[@Hassan_Issa]

He is a boring man and I know many people like him, but the genius mind of conan that turns it into comedy By exaggerating every thing Jordan says and dose. Because conan work better with normal and boring people and you'd see that in his remotes.

[@mrdzuan94]

I just love that little smirk Jordan does just before he corrected Conan for adding ‘s’ to barista 😂

[@YichenWang]

I love Jordan has truly embraced the character and decided to stay in this character even after the show is over.

[@roblobster10]

He's been method acting for 50 years

[@edawgrules]

Jordan correcting Conan about the pluralizing of barista as Conan is berating him about the espresso machine is priceless.

[@topquark35]

And he said that's how WE pronounce it, by we I'm assuming he means, we italians 😂

[@AlumniQuad]

And it's also not quite right--see the Collins English-Italian dictionary entry for the translation of English "barista" to Italian. _Le bariste_ are two or more exclusively *female* baristas. _I baristi_ are two or more baristas, at least one of which is male. _I baristi_ is also the form you'd use if you aren't trying to convey anything about the genders of the seven baristas who conducted the "investigation".

[@zur1801]

@@AlumniQuad Since it's a borrowed word, using the English plural "baristas" is also correct.

[@AlumniQuad]

@@zur1801 1) Borrowed from Italian into English and then back into Italian? 2) The Collins English-Italian dictionary doesn't list "baristas" as a plural form, nor does Wiktionary.

[@zur1801]

@@AlumniQuad 1) borrowed words are words which originated in one language and are now used in another. 2) Oxford Dictionary does. Every word that english borrows from another language follows the grammatical rules of english. You can also use 'bariste' or whatever, but 'baristas' is also grammatically correct.

[@pancakesean6888]

Conan by himself is amazing, but the fact that so many people who work for him are quirky and hilarious is fantastic.

[@stevenlannister184]

They also all stick around so he's obviously good to work for (unlike some other talk show hosts).

[@cmja09]

Corden and Ellen

[@JomerTB]

I think it's because Conan draws out the quirkiness and hilariousness of everyone around him. Love Conan for that.

[@jamesmflynn]

​@JamMasterJB I think you hit the nail on the head, but the relationship between Jordan and Conan stands out, I think. No-one draws out Conan's ultimate whackiness better than Jordan.

[@SonicCloudLink]

I think this is the Genius of Conan. Everyone is quirky in their own way, but that doesn’t mean they can be entertaining on their own. Conan is able to pinpoint what makes people funny and he knows how to bring that out of them.

[@duytdl]

Jordan obviously put the expensive coffee machine at the dead end of his office so that people would come down there and spend more time there. It was the perfect cover for inconspicuously studying humans.

[@bderrick4944]

I think he was secretly hoping he might make a friend

[@waynepolo6193]

@@bderrick4944 It can be both.

[@TopFloorEricc]

“I’ll go along with this premise” killed me 😂😂😂😂 One line to sum up their entire relationship

[@jimmy87587]

Jordan is a genius. Buys ultra high-end espresso machine with show money, puts it in an inaccessible area, and then even if you can reach it all the instructions are in Italian. Bellissima 🤣

[@a5-30-31cts]

@blackbird alpha-1 - RIGHT! Conan missed that (I wonder if on purpose).

[@luckyDancer100]

Bring your English to Italian dictionary to work

[@MaltiPoo23]

Bellissime. Plural.

[@lc9245]

If it's just $500, thankfully that's below entry level for a bean to cup machine. Even for regular pump machine that's only enough for entry level. But the Italian instruction was quite, astounding, to say the least.

[@bsmith437]

@@lc9245 who said is was only 500 dollars?

[@ShaneJBrown-nh8qq]

"I'll go along with this premise." That is a great line by Jordan. I need to work that into a conversation sometime.😂

[@drphot6050]

Ditto!

[@azurebing123]

Jordan taught us unconsciously how to deal with people like Conan with effortless tact and grace lol

[@r.c8756]

"If you’d like to devote some time exchanging comments about each other’s physical appearance I’m happy to do so" That was one smooth and clever roast :D Years pass, but the genius comedy potential of this duo remains the same !

[@themodernholmes1735]

"I prepare my body in various ways." -Jordan Schlansky.

[@Rockyx01]

What ways? Specifically!?!? 🧐

[@th4fl4sh4]

Conan's frustration with Jordan is my life force. 😂

[@JohannGambolputty22]

I really think it’s opportunity missed not to have them do more improv comedy shows. They’re clearly like this in real life. If it wasn’t genuine it would fail but it is, so it’s gold!

[@mage1439]

This reminds me of when he filmed Jordan riding into work about noon 😂

[@r3games1985]

💯 I KNOW!

[@nerdock4747]

"This is not a court deposition" xD I'm dead

[@tipdub]

Lol!

[@QuantumPineapple]

Nearly a decade later and Jordan stays true to his convictions. That machine was a necessary purchase back then and sure as hell a necessary purchase today. God bless Jordan

[@meb114]

Amen. And you know he would have researched it and picked the very best. Worth every penny.😀

[@deanwinchester7179]

It's probably still right outside his home office, available for anyone to use lol

[@stonewallperformance]

@@deanwinchester7179 With instructions in Italien lol

[@andrewtregoning]

it was bought for the show why would it not be bought with show money??

[@doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097]

@@meb114 honestly, it isn't the best. But it is the most practical with a good price/taste ratio in an office setting, because it's an automatic machine - provided you can read Italian instructions 😂😂

[@Stirredy]

Jordan is a gift, a theft, a blessing, a curse, a dream, a nightmare, a prince, and a pauper. He also has various tasks and responsibilities. :^)

[@pikachica]

I love how 'various' is now a permanent vocabulary word associated with Jordan! 4:49 Also love how Conan would deny their friendship in the past but now they're buddies! :D

[@ex_exparrot4663]

Jordan is absolutely invincible and it's both terrifying and unbelievably funny

[@lewisham]

He was almost losing, until “bariste”

[@JthElement]

@@lewisham Jordan was always a step ahead of Conan - here or anywhere else.

[@ahmadjames151]

Thats what makes them best combo ever 😂😭

[@tweex1]

Imagine a Republican, but instead of trying to shoehorn your culture war nonsense into every conversation, Jordan does it about Italy. Honestly, way less offensive.

[@christopherstein2024]

@@tweex1 (political inflammatory comment)

[@jeraldcastillo3357]

I like how direct Jordan responds to Conan's questions. You can tell he's prepared himself in various ways.

[@ParkerPPipe]

He prepared his body in various ways as well

[@igorzasepsky9008]

Keep the sunglasses on...

[@jeraldcastillo3357]

@@igorzasepsky9008 what are you talking about?

[@igorzasepsky9008]

It's from the same episode, he asks Jordan to take his shirt off, but keep the sunglasses on. Not directed at you lol

[@Cheeks730]

It says a lot about Conan as a person that he still hangs, talks and works with most of his crew members.

[@donteanka6196]

Amazing content, and it is great to see how much ChatGPT improved Jordan's emotional routines. Technology is really getting there.

[@curtislindsey1736]

I love seeing Conan trying to insult Jordan, and he takes it as a compliment.😂😂

[@Blindriverside]

I love that Jordan is an absolute expert in pushing Conan’s buttons and immediately starts aggravating him 🤣🤣🤣

[@gregjones7998]

For me it was "I'll go along with this premise"

[@discomallard69]

it's a combination of Jordan being able to push Conan's buttons and Conan being able to make Jordan look completely insane that makes their dynamic so funny

[@wilsonsmilk]

Naaah Conan is just playing.. The only one I could truly feel that pushed Conan's buttons was Kevin Nealon haha

[@TheSauce808]

Conan & Jordan, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I think I speak for a lot of other people as well when I say both of you together sparks magic. I return regularly to your bits and sometimes it’s the only thing within the day that makes me smile and laugh. Greatest comedic duo ever!

[@gustafsone]

I have to say that Conan and Jordan are one of the most unlikely comedy duos of all time. They just play perfectly off of each other, and their personality clashes are somehow the glue that holds it all together.

[@SARYM911]

Yeah, no one can claim to be the "straight man" in this duo..They kind of take turns

[@ChaoticGenes]

Like peanut butter and gum

[@yegmeshjwp]

I think it's cos dynamic makes them both the straight man and comic throughout the conversation. Conan naturally being comedic and Jordan being so deadpan that it veers into comedy which then makes Conan act as the straight man too with his 'annoyance' with the answers he receives.

[@benjaminbarry5589]

I love how Jordan has a formal response for everything. 😂

[@definitelynosebreather]

I watched smiling throughout the whole thing, the nostalgia was strong in this one. And few people can make Conan laugh genuinely like Jordan.

[@user-cl3yd4fp2u]

"I'll go along with this premise" Jordan Schlansky is a national treasure.. More of Jordan please. He’s such a variable gem! .

[@Kings_Gambit]

Having these two together in any context is the greatest thing in showbiz.

[@joelcrowder9068]

I see Jordan Schlansky, I click.

[@antipro8]

I love these two together, i also love the fact the dynamic hasn't changed

[@ryandemboski6313]

i love when jordan answers “yes/no” questions with “ok”

[@tiffanymoore1795]

I love Jordan's personality. And i love they are still arguing about the espresso machine😂😂😂 and Jordan's corrections are down right evil.❤❤❤❤

[@user-uy8xf9tm5h]

This is the most I have seen Conan try to be genuine and nice to Jordan and it just makes Jordan react even more! OMG how did these two ever get any work done!

[@christianfarmer]

You call accusing Jordan being nice?

[@elvisjimpa100]

Conan is just an ass as always.Jordan finally got some backbone and fires back in various ways.

[@mastermill79]

​@@christianfarmerLove how this is devolving in a team Conan or team Jordan situation 🤣

[@mediocreman2]

There's still no proof that Jordan ever got any work done.

[@treetopjones737]

No sane person is Team Jordan.

[@wadewilson5683]

Jordan is pure treasure😂 After all these years he hasn’t changed a bit.

[@chenyanghuang9695]

6:00 It has been 20 years, and Conan still can't let it go. 🤣

[@chrisboule970]

I don't know how they managed to blur this line between reality and a character but it's still completely believable and hilarious.

[@GOD999MODE]

Because it's real. There is blur nor line.

[@Sarnatuile]

@@GOD999MODE I think they both play it up a little for showmanship, but other than that it's probably real.

[@DarthRushy]

@@nipunadodan it's not necessarily different, it's just that Conan as a person is a nitpicker, which is a huge part of his comedy. And Jordan is a goldmine when it comes to nitpicking.

[@09daniscool]

I love that we even have to think about it. Like, how good is it that we all have our theories about wether its real or played up, and yet still, none of us knows for sure.

[@bpal7006]

⁠ I dont have to think about it. He is a straight up lunatic like this. He is not an enigma like norm macdonald… just an odd ball. A circus sideshow and conan is his carnival barker. “ Come one come all to see something your eyes and ears will not believe… in various ways”

[@copaceticetal]

The camera cutting wide at 2:11 to show everyone sitting in the corner giggling is great.

[@pookiewookie7679]

I love how Jordan gets under Conan's skin 😂 Jordan is very knowledgeable and hilarious when he lectures Big Red

[@SALT--]

Jordan is a perfect foil to Conan, the same way Conan is a perfect foil to Sona. Jordan just knows exactly what buttons to press to put Conan over the edge and I love every second of it.

[@RaphaelMattos_atCW]

This is fantastic... sometimes I feel Jordan and Sona have no idea how easy they have it... the stuff Conan let's them get away with wouldn't fly anywhere else.

[@deanwinchester7179]

Sona seems to, even though she isn't going to do anything to change hehe :)

[@jf2781]

This needs more likes. I'm not jealous !

[@xelasomar4614]

Given the fact that they are part of his skits, it behooves him to give them as much free reign as possible to create entertaining situations. So, in a way they are collaborators, they are the "straight man" of a comedic trope. Hopefully he compensated them for it.

[@peters4115]

Oh Sona definitely knows why you think she stayed at an assistant job for so long.. the PERKS!! 😂

[@Ryanmo97]

I think we need a Sona and Jordan podcast

[@alphabrainwave]

Late night shows during the WGA strike today: (crickets) Conan's show during the WGA strike: I give you JORDAN SCHLANSKY

[@DustinKinneyArt]

Every time Jordan speaks it’s like he’s dismissing a compliment in order to come off as humble. It’s great.

[@chunxiaqiudong]

Please have more content with Jordan. I live and breathe this duo😂 you guys are the best

[@GT-hk8dy]

Jordan's smug grin @5:35, LMAO 🤣 he really knows how to get at Conan. So funny

[@MartinMatsumoto]

I love Jordan, his responses sound like us Asians that are really familiar with English literature. "Do you like a stroll down memory lane?" "I'll go along with this premise"

[@brandoncave-wynter6987]

Conan’s sighs of exasperation about Jordan gives me life. Can we just have Jordan on the podcast when filling episodes? Because, we the people live for this. His straight man is unmatched.

[@thecarlob_007]

Their dynamic and so enthralling that you can clearly see from the rest of the team that they are there watching some kind of performance instead of just being participants in a podcast.

[@soorajprakash2128]

Another addition to the iconic Conan-Jordan saga 👌🏼

[@MonigMedia]

Exactly, I like going on Jordan-O’Brien marathon every now and then

[@happy_go_lucky_arts555]

Conan is like Gene Wilder in the sense that he allows other people to be funny while still maintaining his own hilarity😂 he also had great people to bounce off of

[@Missjunebugfreak]

That's a great comparison. And now it makes me sad that Gene never got to be on his podcast.

[@sealife12]

@@Missjunebugfreak BUT he was on his show and it’s one of the most heart warming things you’ll ever see. Conan got his moment with him.

[@AndreyRubtsovRU]

I find him boring and uneasy

[@anima099]

What's crazy was the part about Conan's skits as Jordan's core memories. I always thought Jordan was somehow briefed that Conan may enter at any time, but here he is saying it was part of his life; that it was truly RANDOM. The fact that Jordan remembers them so well really speaks of how important they are to him.

[@daftcat7]

Just wanted to thank you all for a comedy gold bits you did . Watching them from time to time and they never get old.❤

[@michaelweston2285]

Jordan has gotten a lot better at portraying human emotions over the years.

[@thewaldfe9763]

It's a very good example of how AI has improved.

[@rolandotorres8797]

Yes, he’s evolving.

[@adammgolan]

Not to mention the fact that the language settings on the espresso machine were apparently set to Italian, which probably didn't help with the accessibility.

[@JBlood-gf5pv]

He’s so unnervingly at ease with explaining himself. You get the feeling that he would feel just as matter of fact while giving a tutorial on how you chop up a body in the cleanest way possible.

[@mukulchopra8706]

I swear. I have seen many comedians, comedy shows etc etc. But till date, I haven’t seen a better duo than these two. Its natural unforced chemistry bw these two which is so funny. Unbelievable 😂

[@shaneepaige3989]

Jordan really is the GOAT. I've definitely been a fan of Conan, but Jordan really sealed the deal

[@spiritof6663]

Jordan is the crown jewel of Conan's career.

[@PeterPing]

I love how Jordan is more relaxed and talks normally with his crew, but he turns into THE Jordan Schlansky when he talks to Conan.

[@donnerschwein]

10 seconds in and Schlansky already dropped the v-word.

[@ckeducation2010]

These two are HILARIOUS together! More please.

[@BarberJ95]

I appreciate that Jordan isn’t playing a character and really is Jordan. He’s learnt more human emoting which is also heartening. Jordan helps me want to be more unapologetically myself.

[@watchreport]

He is playing a character. Watch some of these podcasts without Conan. He is very different and doesn’t act like this. It’s a shtick with him and Conan.

[@jeremywolf7429]

@@watchreport it’s definitely an exaggerated version of himself but it doesn’t make it any less hilarious

[@adriantrusca1245]

Do you also believe that pigs fly? Or believe that Santa is real?

[@neuvisean1739]

It might be what he thinks all the time, but doesn't say.

[@jeremywolf7429]

@@adriantrusca1245 pigs can definitely fly. i saw your mom on a plane the other day

[@latenightwithredross]

I’ve always loved their antagonism and I love that it has continued. I’ve never been able to tell how real it is, not that it matters, but I love to see these little aggressions go on year after year. These two are magic together.

[@jx2794]

Jordan is super interesting and intelligent. On his own he would seem fairly normal, maybe a little quirky. But Conan plays off of him so well. Comedy gold!

[@jewel_2983]

Love any segment with Jordan! Hilarious

[@jeremymcinturff985]

Conan's dinner with Jordan at the Italian restaurant is one of my favorite memories from Late Night.

[@Dr_Jim57]

to you it's a memory, to him it's his life

[@MurCurieux]

Huge Jordan fan. The dynamic between these two is pure gold.

[@itsasoulthing]

I wanna watch these two till the end of days! I love you guys, best duo ever! 😍😍😍

[@SemiPerfectDark]

I love seeing Jordan in this format. You can tell that he is being completely transparent, whereas the remotes it always seemed like it was put on to some degree which it was.

[@bertreynolds8146]

This is the most unintentionally hilarious duo in history of television, how is this even possible.

[@justinklenk]

5:27 - "...You call it 'a remote,' _I_ call it a part of my _life..."_ God do I love all of Jordan's comebacks. So succinct and correct and factually biting... F'ing hilarious. These two truly are comedy gold.

[@paineintheass233]

It's why it can NOT be played up. Only a person LIKE that, would come up with that comeback.

[@FoodLovesCompany]

Every single time these two get together it’s a must watch. ☕️👌

[@lauraon]

Absolute gold. Many thanks Conan and Jordan!

[@bangbroch]

the conversation of these two are always turns to gold. if life is a simulation, jordan schlansky is a glitch in the so called simulation 😂

[@SymonnePeters]

The legend of Jordan continues.

[@bronney]

Jordan fucked me up I am crying XD. It's so lovely to hear the chuckles from the crew.

[@superco0l88]

Their friendship is still hilarious.

[@aneeshazmaton3358]

"I'll go along with this premise" is something I'll adopt into my everyday life

[@mikeschmitty4438]

7:08 oh thank you god for this ... I silently died of laughter it was such a monumental comedic moment in history

[@arodcold]

Oh my... i didnt realize how much i missed/loved these two together 😂

[@gomoistic]

I love seeing you 2 together!!

[@tb7667]

'performing the tasks that you don't acknowledge are performed'. Jordan gives out so much gold to use on your boss.

[@Wowreally42]

These are two comedic GENIUSES. I wish there were 40,000 hours of this

[@NFS305]

The difference Conan is trying to be funny and Jordan isn’t but they are both hilarious.

[@itorapadas]

That Espresso Machine Episode is still so vivid in both Conan's and Jordan's brains.

[@rodvella-iq4so]

I love these two together… brilliant!

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Just these two should do a podcast. It's funny how Jordan is more "normal" when he talks to other people that aren't Conan.

[@Anasyub]

i think usually conan is the one tryna be annoying and goofy and seeing jordan be the only one who can annoy conan is just so refreshing alway

[@MSA206]

i can listen to those two all day long ! it is brilliant interaction

[@bokaboka4675]

I honestly think there is not a single person who can amuse Conan more tha Jordan. The amount of appreciation this great comedian have for comedic assets of his producer is wholesome.

[@Chris-wq3pe]

actually, I've never seen Conan laugh so hard as he did having Bill Burr on.

[@stevefrenchize]

These two need a show together. Their mundane conversations are some of the funniest content.