Conan Busts Jordan Schlansky & His Elitist Espresso Machine | CONAN on TBS

[@punkivy9776]

The rare Schlansky smile. “I didn’t want to spend your money needlessly.”

[@peni80085]

This must be the one and only time I've seen him smiling 😂

[@skz8341]

omg finally

[@tomtomson648]

Im pretty sure they had to do several takes of this, you can see Jordan almost starting to laugh many times. Pretty hard to keep a straight face when Conan keeps talking stupid stuff to you.

[@blasphemer1992]

@@peni80085 he actually laughs in a video where they go wine tasting, and also when they are planning their trip to italy, check them out lol

[@thisguyrighthere3647]

He's holding back a lot in this one. When the other coffee machine comes out.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" I love how he breaks there. Brilliant dynamic.

[@RWD1907]

Thought the same, when I watched it. It's this slight grin on his face. He almost broke charakter there. Really funny guy.

[@nl7352]

it’s not called breaking, it’s called smiling stoopihh

[@nl7352]

mike westbrook You liked a video called quagmire has sex with joe stop cappin’

[@nl7352]

Dead Evans Intentions were not 2 act like that

[@nl7352]

mike westbrook I don’t care about subscribers

[@jordanschlansky594]

I love my espresso machine.

[@Ppyongppyong-se7mt]

Jordan Schlansky LOLLL😂

[@lilblinder11]

i stole one of your collection of action figures

[@cyberdaniboy]

So Jordan, we still haven't gotten a clear answer. What is it you do or rather did at the show at the time of this airing?

[@juangroups9478]

Don't be suprised if your coffee machine is in Africa, helping little children have a drinkie winkie.

[@jordanschlansky594]

Conan I don’t think that’s necessary

[@kissofdeath4449]

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly." It's so clever and funny even Jordan wanted to laugh at his own joke.

[@maximiliandort3489]

He almost craked

[@nethmisahajeewa2304]

His eyes SHONE!

[@myy1008]

@@maximiliandort3489 he did.

[@Jacob-2796]

Explain why it's "so" clever...?

[@JeroenZM]

​@@Jacob-2796 It implies that he was concerned about keeping down employer costs, while he's fully aware he's basically purchasing it for himself and a 5000 dollar tag would be outrageous

[@scamrasc]

Deadpan monotone: "I want you to understand that it's not my responsibility to be forthcoming or make announcements of any kind. I suggest..." Dude could be a lawyer

[@govindraghavan9493]

@Austin Faulds Or both

[@jja1483]

Govind Raghavan a serial killer that defends himself in court if he ever got caught 😂😆😃😅

[@denizcan6032]

@@jja1483 Ted Bundy ?

[@authenticdirect]

A lawyer

[@DreamyDoughBoy]

My like is the golden blue button that hit 1k in this comment. For real. No kidding. :)

[@Erik-ho7hi]

"The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker". 😂

[@christianmcbrearty]

I died 😂😂😂

[@Tony_G05]

“If osama bin laden was cringing by this coffee machine he would be still alive today”

[@_VHwK]

the Führer. its a german word...

[@Tony_G05]

_ VHwK it’s kind of the same meaning the mean hitler and other ones

[@BlueFlash215]

@@_VHwK it is an English word that derives from a German word

[@latch_key]

Jeez this is 7 years old. Anyone else on a Conan binge while being in lockdown?

[@susanallison183]

Visits with Jordan never get old...

[@rainreinaa]

Still not available in my country :(

[@ryadh456]

Me

[@NinepinsKnave]

Just saw the video with Jordan transformed by fashionable clothing from the brand Chinatown Market for the first time today. Amazing!

[@tamarabaeza6458]

Here 🙋‍♀️

[@ryanthomas49]

Ellen WISHES she had this much chemistry and fun with her staff.

[@yukimatsuda5400]

Well she has and Mitch.... other scapegoat people

[@salamatpo7326]

Lol

[@robertan.2491]

She does all the time

[@ryanthomas49]

@@robertan.2491 no she doesn't.

[@robertan.2491]

@@ryanthomas49 yeah she does, I've been watching her show for years and there are plenty videos like this on KZbin with her staff. But you are clearly one of the sheep to jump on the hate train because some of her staff did not have a good experience there. Well some other staff members love working there.

[@schana96]

Jordan cracking up slightly when he says "I didn't wanna spend your money needlessly" is so good

[@mattgelfer]

Jordan breaking character is life giving

[@Dizzydawne]

I hate how no one mentions him breaking when Conan introduces his replacement “coffee” maker with something that wasn’t even made from a coffee company 😂😂😭 that right there was a jackpot of laughter for me

[@user-lc5uh4ic1z]

Three separate references to Hitler, Mussolini, and Osama bin Laden within the span of thirty seconds. I love Conan

[@timmccarthy872]

"If I was stuck in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, bin Laden, and Jordan Schlansky, and I had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot Jordan three times"

[@AquaWeiner]

@@timmccarthy872 XD! Monsieur Scott

[@souju_13]

@@timmccarthy872 Tim, you tried to be funny but you went too far. How would you do it geniuses?

[@blikpak1775]

@@timmccarthy872 😆 😆 😆

[@jordanschlansky4093]

That's why he's called the GOAT

[@SharikSobaka]

“I’m noticing that you talk about United States and Americans almost with contempt. Do you realize-that you’re from *BUFFALO* ?” I died lmao 🤌🏻😂

[@emiliaescobar7652]

Please, you two, don't stop making these skits!!!!!!!!

[@deadbutmoving]

Jordan Schlansky did nothing wrong. He merely "suggested" the purchase of the espresso machine. How it got to it's location, why Jordan's office is behind 7 doors, and why the machine's display language is in Italian is not his fault or responsibility. He even did the staff a favor and wrote down instructions on how to use the machine to make a proper Italian espresso. This man is a hero and a great fake Italian.

[@Baronnax]

Alright Jordan, take a walk.

[@JakeKoenig]

"Jordan's office isn't behind seven doors. There is clearly a normal straight hallway leading to several offices, including Jordan's office at the end of the hall. Conan chose the complicated meandering route to fabricate a narrative about Jordan making himself and the espresso machine inaccessible to the other employees." That was my impression of how Jordan would respond to your comment. And technically it's true of you look at the blueprint.

[@nerdock4747]

@@JakeKoenig So Conan would have to walk through the other 50-75% of the building to take the normal, "more direct" route? Got it.

[@MrAlexLowen]

I think that when Jordan said the "biscotti" line, Conan was honestly surprised and realized the guy had high potential for future comedy situations.

[@joeface123123]

MrAlexLowen He’s know that Jordan is great for comedy bits for a while now xD

[@whatamiwatching2183]

Jordan was part of bits years before this came out but I see what you mean it does seem like it caught him off guard

[@ADetailedHouse]

Emad Ahmed He was surprised, bc Jordan corrected him when he said biscotti, which is the plural form....who knows that?!? Only Jordan.

[@abdulazizal-amri75]

I do...so am I Jordan now👀

[@Moggetslittlesister]

@@abdulazizal-amri75 It's more like, who cares enough about Italian to correct Conan's use of a term that has entered English as a plural. Only Jordan.

[@AJsVIEW]

Jordan's comebacks are simply brilliant lol

[@wayneurquhart1967]

He used various comebacks.

It is like he is writing those for living :D

[@johndinh5113]

Nemanja Nedeljković f

[@aussiemenace6897]

Yeah for someone that likes ripping off good people.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@wayneurquhart1967 If you say various one more time I will call the police and have you arrested.

[@positronicreflex.]

To this day, I call a single biscotto by its proper name thanks to Jordan.

[@hussydahustla]

Same 😂. I say it in my head like a snobby elitist.

[@Neto808]

The same applies to cannolo/cannoli

[@polobik4231]

salame/salami too

[@NickC-Ohio]

That was such a perfect demonstration of exactly what Conan mocks in him

[@MultiGemgirl]

when he said that I thought of course it is

[@jordonschlansky]

I have various duties, my title is associate producer.

[@RobertMichael]

What do you do?

[@jordonschlansky]

@@RobertMichael Like I mentioned, various duties.

[@rachelf3625]

I love the back and forth between you two!

[@habzmiah]

Surely this is not the real Jordan profile.

[@LordSummerIsle73]

Is this the real Jordan

[@CarlosGarcia-yg9je]

The side by side picture of Jordan and Mussolini was hilarious!

[@1Nida]

Carlos Garcia that was my favorite part.

[@belart7152]

one with ole coffee maker ......lol

[@daxoze]

The biscotti/biscotto argument absolutely kills me every time. It's quintessential Jordan.

[@andreafranco5551]

I'm italian and for me that clarification it's like porn

[@shapes9495]

papa bless

[@phothewin6019]

Who else is on a Conan binge right now?

[@valkarez1137]

Duwang Is Unbreakable How did you know

[@Joshua-nc1be]

Duwang Is Unbreakable I've been on one for three days and 8 times on the toilet!

[@Costikeke]

binging out on jordan, hes a prize

[@bobbysteakhouse7022]

You can kind of see he has a soul because sometimes he smiles like at 2:00

[@louisxD]

Me right now

[@monumentsNmelodies]

I swear these Conan remote's/bits with Jordan and the Crew helped get me through the last 2 1/2 years. No matter how many times I've seen them they still cheer me up.

[@workingman5545]

I hope you’re doing well!

[@thesound4997]

Yes hope you are well 🫶🏻

[@peppyluscious]

🩵

[@sketchables]

Over 4 years later and I still binge watch these clips

[@iilwy]

come back and watch it again

[@Mankind5490]

Here's a challenge: Try to pretend you're Jordan and keep a straight face as Conan is talking to you.

[@adflictusiocus9819]

+Ektadizzle Why would that be hard? Human expressions - as you surely know - are tools of communication. Communication is transmitting data. Most of that data is useless or impossible to interpret. Therefore your challenge makes little sense.

[@Mankind5490]

Adflictus Iocus chill

[@MrTophatreaper]

+Adflictus Iocus calm down Jordan 2.0

[@MrMotherfuck123]

+Ektadizzle It is absolutely obvious that Conan sorta adores Schlansky for his almost Dictator-Like Discipline.

[@adflictusiocus9819]

+MrTophatreaper No. You calm down. You seem to bee psychologically distressed by my comment. That to me is amusing. There are various ways you can resolve this psychological "knot".

[@PinkSistahs]

Jordan Schlansky for president!.. or various presidential jobs!

[@Nastypsychoboy]

+Laura Bourne Associate President.

[@wennethicus5212]

You know he'd be better than Trump.

[@AWISECROW]

+Nastypsychoboy He would have various gov't related duties.

[@killerseddie8295]

+The Veneficus Get used to it. It's happening.

[@NicholasLionRider]

+Laura Bourne We'd be ruled by Italy.

[@Onio_]

ESPRESSO 101 (instructions shown): Despite what is often served in the US, a proper normal shot of espresso is 25 ml (approximately 1 ounce) and has half the caffeine of a standard 6 oz. cup of American coffee. This machine dispenses a normal 25 ml shot, and will correctly fill only 1/4 of the 4 ounce paper Lavazza espresso cups. *1. Open the small center drawer under the control panel screen, insert a new sealed LAVAZZA espresso capsule UPSIDE DOWN into back of drawer until properly seated, and close the drawer.* *2. Position one paper espresso cup on UPPER platform tray, centered beneath the large dispenser head. The 2 spouts built into the head will fill one cup.* *3. Once the display screen says "PRONTO", press ANY of the 4 buttons on the right side of the control panel. Contrary to what the pictures may show, they will all dispense the exact same 25 ml espresso shot.* *4. After brewing finished, wait a few seconds longer until all of the espresso is completely dispensed into the cup. Used capsule does NOT need to be removed.* Do NOT press any of the buttons on the left side of the control panel. We do not have the steam wand attachment. You cannot make a cappuccino with this machine. The spout on the right is not functional.

[@largol33t1]

Funny that the machine costs several hundred bucks and he didn't upgrade to the steam wand option! It would be hilarious if Conan whined about that...

[@pindot787]

@@largol33t1 Well, jordan only drink espresso, so those steam wand are useless to him, it actually shows more of his character.

[@MrRynRules]

You are an absolute legend!

[@TJamesBell]

This list terrifies me.

[@HENKO_BEATS]

Don't know why I read all of this...

[@AishwaryaNet]

1:57 CONAN: Did I buy you this Italian almond biscotti? JORDAN: Biscotto CONAN: Biscotti ? JORDAN: That would be if there's more than one, there is only one

[@DaiIchiBonsaiKai]

Such a missed opportunity… Conan breaks the "biscotto" in two. "Now it's Biscotti.

[@nicklevi5537]

@@DaiIchiBonsaiKai yeah i remember i saw that. Which video was that

[@fen1x0r]

​@@DaiIchiBonsaiKai And the answer of Jordan would be like: It's still one. If You cut Your car on half it doesn't mean You got two cars now.

[@randyholder4840]

@@fen1x0r you can get into semantics on it, but the joke would have hit for a laugh. That's all that matters in this case.

[@fen1x0r]

​@@randyholder4840 Yes, joke would hit in first moment but after such answer it would definitely weaken. Point is, You can't get out of it when You make mistake of naming something wrong in first place.

[@VideoDeadGaming]

Dang it, i've now run out of Conan/Jordan videos to watch

[@ml3gar628]

same 😂😂😂

[@IhateUrFuckinFace]

+VideoDeadGaming *Me too. So do what I do. Take a few months and then come back and watch them all over again.*

[@Itsgsun604]

haha i watched them all too! fuqin awesome videos

[@DeepbloodFang]

+VideoDeadGaming ditto, they are the best XD

[@thatonedork3607]

Same this is the last one I hadn't watched

[@timpyrules]

"If Osama Bin Laden was cringing behind this coffee machine he would be alive right now" My god im dying

[@justaverage94]

“It has a simple ON/OFF switch, in English, because God bless America, you son of a bitch.” Pure gold

[@spongmongler6760]

except the English language has nothing to do with the US nor America.

[@tiberiussempronious6252]

@@spongmongler6760 - buzz kill

[@jonasseorum5471]

@@spongmongler6760 Of course it does, it's the main spoken and official language of the USA so I would say it has alot to do with it.

[@spongmongler6760]

@@jonasseorum5471 the US was equally likely to make German its "official language". USicans can't speak English properly, they speak it poorly. the only reason they do speak English is because politicians wanted it. sorry bro

[@spongmongler6760]

@Dacholo well done, you can read. you want a cookie?

[@donvitocorleone8442]

More like Jordan needs a expression machine. 😂

[@Internetprolet1312]

Don Vito Corleone good one

[@iplayroblox9471]

I don’t get it

[@gaganj3806]

@@iplayroblox9471 u play roblox! No wonder u dont get it

[@curleypubes3672]

It's espresso dumbass

[@acedeuce4709]

@@curleypubes3672 I...I don't even know how to respond...but I did. Stay golden, you glorious dumb bastard.

[@danielvillalobos356]

How come so few people acknowledge that Jordan is a comic genius? He's at Buster Keaton level. Or he's a very functional Rainman character.

[@johnfeola1856]

you mean whoever writes his lines is a comic genius?

[@MinecraftNucIear]

@@johnfeola1856 it's spontaneous

[@no_peace]

You can watch those scraps videos and see him making it up. I think he's an intentionally funny aspie

[@whyilee]

definitely not on Buster Keaton's level.

[@nataliexu5624]

@@johnfeola1856 you do realize improv means no lines, right.

[@ChristineNZ23]

I love Jordan's vocabulary. Nothing better than an intelligent conversation/response etc

[@joefamulari2595]

The greatest comedy duo ever! They’ve gotten me through Covid, lonely days at home and the quest for my next roll of toilet paper. God bless you both.

[@costellofratelli9625]

Nothing wrong with a few months of lonely time. Monks are alone for years, without KZbin! Lolol. Stay well!

[@DNATruLyricist]

Got me through a rough break up

[@hypnos9336]

ugh, so annoying reading these comments from a few years ago when everybody was obsessed talking about the pandemic constantly

[@Telle.C]

Who else is on a Schlansky binge?

[@frozenlake1215]

Just started mine with this very video

[@Telle.C]

@@frozenlake1215 help im trapped with the conan vids

[@codymeador3819]

Hes a very down to earth dude. I respect that.

[@cristic767]

I somewhat find myself in Schlansky. :) I also lived for three years in Italia, in Torino - which is the home town of Lavazza. :)

[@fagbag9553]

#NOTMETOO

[@MindstormRecords]

First time I've ever seen Jordan slightly giggle but then back to business

[@nickcolagiovanni6572]

ive never been so happy to see someone else laugh in my life lol

[@11YeeP11]

I was just going to say the exact same thing. I have been wondering what this guy is really like, now I feel complete... :)

[@MrStoam]

I dont think jordan is actually this weird irl. I think hes a little weird, but on the show hes gotten a lot of publicity being weird and technical. Im pretty sure Conan tells Jordan not to laugh and to be as weird as possible. When theres a cut in the scene i believe Jordan might be cracking up lauhging.

[@CLuvTV]

If you watch some of the earlier 08, 09 videos he laughs allot

[@plansforus]

The guy has one of the best dead pans I've ever seen! I love these.

[@cicemeni]

I'm Italian. I can't stop laughing. I watched this three times already

[@mesutozil3682]

is he really Italian.

[@paulschlachter4144]

Italy is the one country where I actually drank as close to perfection as is it is for coffee to be.

[@Tony_G05]

Mesut ozil no he is from buffalo

[@muhammadmaaz892]

i am not italian,, still going to watch it right again

[@auunnfkristjansson6738]

@Dr. Sek. C Classic Italian

[@Ilcchms31]

This chemistry is unmatched. So good together the timing the Ying and yang. Will always be hilarious

[@saim2982]

Jordan dresses like an Italian man, especially in Milan

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

I'm sure that's not by accident either

[@alikazerani]

But in Turin, he dresses like a Bolivian woman.

[@AbrahamSalazar210]

Slacks with tucked in button-up shirts or polos, it appears so.

[@paulitalian4357]

As an italian I appreciate Jordan accuracy

[@sasharama5485]

Anche fin troppo accurato😆

[@elineverstraeten1872]

I need to ask, do you drink drip coffee in Italy?

[@antoniomontana6061]

Jordan needs to pay a visit to my guy in Brooklyn - Tony Gaga - He’d get this Chooch an expresso machine for $2.00 Two dooooolllllaaahhhssszz $$

[@Txb4g]

@@elineverstraeten1872 Nope, we don't! 😄

[@Baamthe25th]

He wrote Italian in his username, so he must be a real one !

[@Dracattack]

Youre making an assumption that I chose the display language Narrator: He did.

[@truthsmiles]

Of course he did. His statement isn't a denial haha, it's a diversion tactic.

[@Ruben-ry4hc]

*Ron Howard voice*

[@vicky248123]

The instructions he admits to writing says that when finished the machine will display "PRONTO" meaning he definitely chose the display language that shifty fake Italian

[@owenpattaylor]

5:31 seeing jordan slightly break as conan was describing the new coffee machine was great

[@punkrockdavid]

Good eye! He was really trying not to burst

[@jspres86]

You watch his throat go in and out, in and out, and you can tell he was really trying to hold it in

[@ethanmcghee1223]

Who else is on a Jordan shlansky marathon? Lol

[@wasiqulislam42]

Ethan McGhee i am....and wondering is this real or scripted.

[@stevendiaz3206]

wasiqul islam it's an exaggerated character.

[@sleepingsheepy]

he is actually like that. he answered questions on reddit. his personality is totally real.

[@sleepingsheepy]

How about you go on his reddit page and ask him yourself. Instead of speculating.

[@AgingPunk]

Ethan McGhee me

[@ahmarsaeed6085]

"What is your job?" "Associate producer" "What do you do?" I half expected him to say "associate produce".

[@kj-marslander]

I think you meant "I produce associates"

[@BlackSkullArmor]

I produce..... By association

[@aybekaya]

This is like Michael Scott and Toby.

[@strongbanana8734]

Aybe lol yess

[@maximumgainpodcast4835]

Holy crap.. Yes

[@xol4043]

More like Dwight and Michael if Dwight was born in a city

[@MideanStone]

Yes!!!

[@senmaru9749]

If Toby was entertaining

[@nosir1479]

Only Conan can make pure comedy gold given a member of his staff crew, an untidy office and an espresso machine.

[@waterunderthebridge2291]

That's probably not his real office but idk.

[@wardenunknown]

@@waterunderthebridge2291It’s been stated that the things about Jordan are real, they just crank it up further for the cameras

[@jamesl9371]

Do you realize you are from Buffalo

[@voosum]

lol im from buffalo it makes sense now his last name schlansky is polonian name

[@wayneurquhart1967]

@@voosum Polonia sounds Italian.

[@nicholaslearn4542]

B-Low!!

[@afanontheceiling]

I can confirm that most people from Buffalo are emotionless and wannabe Italians.

[@placeholder577]

No

[@NotSoKnownHipHop]

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.. I'VE BEEN CRUISING VIDS OF CONAN AND JORDAN LOOKING FOR A MOMENT JORDAN FINALLY SMILES/LAUGHS AND THIS IS IT.

[@webchinb]

We now know it has emotions

[@YeetBomb]

he was crying

[@jeremyarnold1429]

N. Jejwjjer to jzjsj he

[@Juice99ss]

He also smiles when Conan takes him to couples counseling

[@Prxngles]

Also when he gets to know him he smiles when he finds the poptarts

[@kutlazs4309]

I'm on a Jordan Schanlsky marathon and i cannot stop it, that man is hilarious even thought he doesnt do anything :DDD

[@acastanaz]

I found one video today, havent stop since then hahahaha that guy is dead inside.

[@Manuel-qu3tc]

he's hilarious with Conan mainly 'cos Conan is a great comedian and can play off with almost everyone.

[@eclipsethesun9616]

.why dunno I .this like typing stop can't I mobile on ,Third .Conan not ,JORDAN complimenting was person original the ,Second.revive to need no ,comment old years ,off First

[@whipmer5178]

He does various tasks

[@emanueleg.4651]

I am Italian and I find this beyond hilarious. I always come back to have a laugh! Thanks.

[@JVenger]

the best skit they can do is involve ice cube, kevin hart, and Jordan schlansky with Conan just stirring the pot. I see gold.

[@shellsy515]

I was thinking of that, maybe it would work just as long as cube and kevin didn't pick on Jordan. I think if too many people picked on Jordan it would get really sad really quick.

[@virtruyamean8920]

it won't be good

[@JVenger]

linus515 I agree but it would be awesome if Cube taught Jordan to be gangsta.

[@module15]

+Fifty 1 Fifty LOL it would be awesome but I fear that Cube might snap and choke Jordan xD

[@pandaexpressgamingtv8676]

+Connecting_Link And Jordan Will Just Have The Same Expression.•_•.

[@SiyuanDai]

My favorite quote from the Remote: "The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker in '45" lol

[@michaelsalameh6491]

I have binged Conan and I still don’t know what Jordan does

[@anonym58063]

Various tasks

[@said822]

He has various tasks and responsibilities.

[@largol33t1]

It's a running joke on the show. Nobody seems to know WTF Jordan does. In real life, he actually is one of Conan's producers.

[@rezah336]

he's a jewish censor person

[@KamikazeChinaman]

He's in charge of making Conan's problems dissappear, if you know what I mean.

[@sebastiancasas2074]

its so interesting that a refined and "cultured" dude like Jordan, has such a messy office

[@costellofratelli9625]

Producers offices are like that because their thoughts are organized.

[@TheMrComentarista]

@@costellofratelli9625 why would a messy office imply organized thoughts?

[@costellofratelli9625]

@@TheMrComentarista he knows where everything is.

[@DeathBringer769]

@@costellofratelli9625 Organized chaos. I used the same excuse with my parents back in the day with my messy room, lol.

[@SightForMemories]

oftentimes geniuses have messy lives.

[@T1000AX]

2:30 it's hard to tell if he is breaking character or this is the extent of his laughing abilities

[@4D4plus4is4D8]

+T1000AX It's both. :)

[@RyuJinh]

his a smug little bastard

[@altar7885]

yeah he's a slimy little bitch and I can't stand him I guess he's just being kept on because he can be used as comedy fodder

[@user-dw3hw9zp9y]

Yeah he breaks character a little bit. He's actually a really funny guy irl.

[@Jinseual]

He's learning, take it slow.

[@eloneklov5601]

5:40 Jordan trying to hold in the laughter haha

[@in3rtia619]

Elon Eklöv 2:34

[@quynhenhang5462]

Elon Eklöv 9o

[@adrianmak9680]

He has been on this planet observing long enough, and he learnt that this blends him in with other humans

[@michaelweston2285]

i'm sure it's gas. he hasn't learned human laughter yet.

[@conors1fanboymcgregorscock828]

May i correct you, its actually at 5:36.

[@wesselconway3920]

"I'm not its caretaker or its wrangler" he's talking about it like it's R2D2.

[@WdymWork]

5:45 “Cos God bless America, you son of a b*tch.” LOL I love Conan!

[@onjofilms]

He broke the most on this episode. So funny.

[@waelag]

onjoFilms he broke the most in the recent ones

[@FJLC93]

It’s not a character he’s just laughing

[@Tofushoots]

The couples therapy one he broke character. First time I saw him do it.

[@danielpham8535]

He wasn’t ready. When they walked in he did a normal “hey” and everything

[@johnnyvt9]

Autism

[@Vinterista_]

Jordan and Conan need to take a trip to Italy ASAP!!

[@MeAuntieNora]

+Vince Ismaele Oh, GOD that would be amazing. After the success of the Armenia trip, it would be hilarious to see Conan bring Jordan back to his "homeland" too.

[@weeabooshunter4759]

+Vince Ismaele he would never return

[@Jebu911]

+Vince Ismaele Yeah that would be best thing on conan.

[@cintiasanchez152]

.-:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Ácwcs@@cw@c@w@cwc@wc@@c@cw@cc njj,...

[@sebastiangleiss9647]

Jordan was in Chianti near Firenze but without conan

[@bijibadness]

Jordan Schlansky is the best thing to happen to Conan's career since video games.

[@XtremeConditions]

"The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker, I walked through seven doors... If Osama Bin Laden was next to this coffee machine, he'd still be alive today, because no one would ever have found him." LMAO I literally could not stop laughing.

[@hackman-hackman]

Often referred to as the 'AP', an Associate Producer generally assists the producer in putting the TV program or film together. Duties may include various tasks such as writing, editing, organizing scripts, running the teleprompter in news casts, or helping the editor by making beat calls. He isn't lying...

[@aricgoss]

Various tasks from one crafty fake Italian

[@gabrielrooks9222]

Thank you Nerdman. Lol.

[@cbuchholz71]

so you're saying the associate producer does the work?

[@bobblunt7115]

Um guys.. this is obviously Jordan on a fake account trying to keep his job

[@yasukosaito6218]

Hackman あ

[@davidmartins4666]

Conan can make anyone forget about pain in any form, we need more laughter and love these days. Laughter heals us all

[@galawhites5499]

You're so right! We need clever humour...we need intelligence and laughter so much these days C I A O :)

[@lukeedwards5457]

well said

[@jameshau7408]

HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THESE VIDEOS!

[@chromitehertz9016]

DUDE IKR

[@CLuvTV]

I'm questioning my life too

[@aprath3370]

I found about it yesterday 8pm, well... now its almost 6am ;P

[@harshilpatel1478]

same lol hilarious

[@divyeshkapgate6835]

same here😂

[@FabulousFab72]

Poor Jordan trying so hard not to burst laughing. We all gonna miss so much those little bits with the staff.

[@redman958]

"Do you realize that you're from Buffalo?" lol

[@youwontlikemysteeze2945]

Nah North Buffalo, clearly.

[@angelocapodicasa3096]

Hearing that is the first time I ever wanted to apologize on behalf of Buffalo for allowing something like that to escape into the world.

[@hunter_hult]

Jordan seems like he was the type of kid who would remind the teacher they forgot to assign homework.

[@hunter_hult]

TristenNator... thanks jeans

[@marredcheese]

"Unlike my classmates, I was able to recognize that the lack of homework assigned was a potentially missed opportunity. Studies show that practice is critical to the learning process, and I take my education very seriously, unlike many people here in American." - Jordan Schlansky circa 8th grade

[@David-tq8ok]

@TristenNator - Roblox no, Conan said that he is really like that, it's not a character

[@donjtrump]

I'm in a binge of these videos, Conan is absolutely hilarious, and these two are so opposite they actually have great chemistry somehow ironically

[@Seantendo]

2:04 I love how Jordan avoids eye contact with Conan when he gets close.

[@SightForMemories]

It's all scripted, but perfomed so well... so I think he has to look away, to not crack.

[@MoeMentos]

Really thought Conan would break the 'biscotto' in half, yell 'it's a biscotti now, you dead-eyed psycho', and then casually throw it back in the drawer. Or better yet, begin eating it slow, right in front of Jordan 😂

[@tombarrera-navarro3099]

That would have been hilarious.

[@reggin867]

B. Smith stfu.

[@heatcheck3000]

lmfao

[@romanski5811]

But it still wouldn't be biscotti then. It would be two halves of one biscotto.

[@abhiu2398]

Jordan, is that you?

[@beboppalooka9897]

I love Jordan. Even if he’s not playing a character he’s somehow very endearing and seems like a nice guy.

[@marcushalvorsen5189]

This is some of the best entertainment I’ve ever enjoyed. I’ve been a Conan fan since I was a kid, but he’s really at his best when he’s off the stage and just interacting.

[@aliciahoverson]

Same 🤌🏼 nice last name. 🙃

[@vinayl3237]

I fell down a Conan rabbithole!! Literally binged 14 video's!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂👌

[@Ms_Farita]

Only 14? Wow, self restraint

[@proserfina21096]

me too- I didnt know this Jordan guy but hes funny

[@RadiantProductionsSydneyStar]

I just felt like I fell into a maze

[@julianf.2603]

I'm like 3 videos in. I don't know how I got here and I'm not sure if I have control anymore. Internet wins again!

[@glammer]

I did that once with Norm McDonald. It was like Clockwork Orange and now I just throw up whenever I see or hear Norm.

[@liamwimmer5888]

haha jordan trying not to laugh just cracks me up

[@saum]

5:36 Jordan started losing it, and almost broke character.... Jordan needs to do more on COCO

[@sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608]

If you've ever met him in person, you would know it's really not an act. He is AWARE of how he is however, and on the skits he tries to stay in that mentality for the humour of it all- but he is honestly I would say like 85% like this in person too.

[@fredpickels6925]

This is not a character. If u knew someone like this in real life u would appreciate the wittiness of Conan a lot more. Conan is one of the best in the biz at keeping a straight face and that makes Jordan crack sometimes

[@ladychips]

I seriously just discovered these bits with Conan and his staff and pleased with how their videos are doing much much better compared to jimmy videos with celebrity guests

[@stevethomas2285]

Jimmy's show isn't good. He's very talented, just not at being a talk show host.

[@herbs275]

jimmy, stephen and the other jimmy are just political hacks for the dems. propaganda to the T.

[@TrutMrTrut]

"pardon me" lol dunno why but this biscotti scene cracks me up

[@TimboSlice083]

It's a Biscoto! haha. The God Bless America part cracks me up. So patriotic for such a small and minute thing hehe.

[@derbigpr500]

I don't know whats funny about that....or is it normal in america that people don't care about the difference between singular and plurar. I'll have one hamburgers. How does that sound? But then again....90% of you say "more better" or stuff like that....so it's not surprising that a person that can actually talk properly get's mocked.

[@TimboSlice083]

derbigpr500 Whoa settle down Beavis. Look Conan is a funny guy so hence forth it is funny to see him speak like that because quite frankly, he does not care. Anyway yeah "more better" is Hawaii slang usually pronounced Mo Betta. I currently live there so I'm justified. :-p

[@somebodysomebody6915]

he should have said "better yet"

[@elrads]

But nooooooooooooo, people still believe that Conan is mocking the Fake Italian. C'mon, dude was about to laugh in several times during this video.

[@Fulscript]

Ben Herrera I seriously hate internet people sometimes. They have to make a story from a comedic show.

[@elrads]

Fulscript but you don't hate me, right? Cause I don't like the hating towards myself. But if you share my hatred to the cry-babies, then we're cool.

[@Fulscript]

Ben Herrera We're on the same page.

[@elrads]

Fulscript Much obliged, mate! Keep on hating! Regards!

[@Vyselink]

That point at about the 2:34 mark or so "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" you can see Jordan crack. These two are definitely friends lol

[@noelle115]

“If you use the word ‘various’ one more time, I’m having you arrested” 🤣🤣🤣

[@prolly537]

I'm really sorry if this sounds creepy....but we reaally look alike....

[@bryancirimele2645]

What a great video. I loved that Jordan broke character many times and smiled. Team Coco, we all love and appreciate the videos. Thank you!!!!!

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

On behalf of Italy THANK YOU JORDAN for knowing how to use plurals correctly.

[@Squids_Vlogs]

ya hes really appreciates italian culture

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

you mean "plural". it's singular. there is only one plural.

[@peepeepoo3432]

+KanalDerGutenSache nope, when plural is used as a noun it is countable, plurals is correct

[@zeeblue1220]

He wasn’t correct here, Biscotti means “twice cooked”, it has nothing to do with plurals.

[@walter_the_danger]

​@@zeeblue1220biscotto is singular, biscotti is plural, stop talking about stuff you don't understand

[@federtm2]

Jordan Schansky is... FUCKING SMILING!!!!! OMG!!!!

[@jaguar123987x]

Marc Molina He had a good day until Conan came by but he didn't let that incident ruin his day!

[@ylette]

There was probably just a little glitch in his mood generator that made it work temporarily.

[@venkat12527]

"You made a decision for this group the way mussolini made lot of decisions to his country" -- EPIC 😂

[@brundash8013]

“So tell us about this coffee machine” “It’s Lavazza blue LB 2312.”

[@om3g4z3r0]

You guys need to make more Jordan and Conan videos.

[@lanyliem1247]

"I want you to understand that it is not my responsibility to be forth coming to make announcement to that at the time. I suggest as the purchase being made, I'm not its caretaker or its wrangler."

[@gabrymonroy6850]

Lany Liem thank you, sometimes is hard to me to understand what Jordan says 😂

[@lanyliem1247]

Gabry Monroy u're welcome. He's just being a smartass lol

[@ActrixTheTank]

I dont think its scripted but I also dont think it isnt planned. Jordan is probably just going along with the joke.

[@6394867]

Lany Liem Please marry me.....!

[@christopherbutrusian5763]

YOOO I READ THAT AT THE SAME TIME IT WAS SAID IN THE VIDEO WTH

[@p01104]

IS THIS THE FIRST TIME JORDAN CRACKED A SMILE AT AROUND 2:40? OH MY GOD

[@BabarKhanJaved]

I'm just looking for a video of him smiling/laughing.

[@knugenavswarje734]

He smiled during the couples therapy session with Conan, he nearly laughed.

[@Irraptured]

He smiles big time and pretty much almost laughs in the couples counseling video

[@Bitshitter]

You should watch this earlier episode with Jordan: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXPbnJ-lYtupd7s He smiles, laughs, sings a song from his fave band Rush, and tries to teach Conan how to dance.....

[@samuelmartens9390]

Go to 5:33

[@TJSaw]

“Do you realize you’re from Buffalo?” 😂😂😂

[@aliibrahim5854]

This is one of my favourite Conan and Jordon video of all time. Was in stiches when I first watched it. Love these guys

[@jillianic]

"It's dirty, it's old, it has a simple on-off switch. In English, because God bless America, you son of a bitch." This will never stop being funny

[@GunBuddy08]

Definitely the best part of the video!

[@elle1198]

“Ladies do the Math” 😂😂😂😂

[@darlamurillo4546]

😂

[@yourvirtualdad]

3:44 "the fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker" hahahah

[@imhellag]

2:00 JORDAN SMILING WIDE then immediately clamps up lol

[@Ghettofinger]

He smiles occasionally. That is his actual behavior, but he is still human. I would assume he as a form of asperger's, especially since he dislikes eye contact.

[@chrishaugan8230]

Savos Aren or its an act

[@popularopiniondispenser6076]

Savos Aren Dude he's acting. It isn't scripted but he's trying to be as weird as possible.

[@MDCKilla]

Did I see Jordan crack a smile?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@ghostspectre1861]

MDCKilla Pretty sure he avoids looking at Conan because he'll crack up. Hence, the whole "always looking away" gag.

[@jinhyun1]

+MDCKilla Several times! I haven't seen him lose control quite as much in any other clip.

[@NicoleHam]

+MDCKilla I knew he was human!

[@youtert]

He has various emotions and facial expressions.

[@AirFouly]

various smiles were seen in this footage

[@saraigassmann9592]

"One crafty fake Italian." lol

[@fredriklindberg6828]

He is a associate producer.

[@apoorvvroopa]

5:23 I love how they put “One crafty fake Italian” name tag outside Jordan’s office in future remotes 😂

[@anonymousdude4011]

Jordan is comedy gold. I love these scenes.

[@davycroket100]

Jordan straight up a weeaboo for Italian products.

[@wal_pur_gis]

Weabicci

[@YourMom-xu3oh]

How can you be a weeaboo for Italian products?

[@quinnreverance611]

Aaron Varghese Jordan: “Weeabicci implies that there are more than one. Seeing as it is just one “Italian Weeaboo”, it would be Weeabiccio. (Wee-ah-Bee-Choh) “

[@grandpm9270]

@burteriksson Wait, you think that weeaboo is a 4chan thing? It's not. And to the op, no one on the internet ever seems to understand what a weeaboo actually is. They say that if you like anime, you're a weeb, but in fact that's not true.

[@wal_pur_gis]

@@quinnreverance611 Sorry man, my bad

[@LiLsCo0tZ]

Surprised Jordan didn't end up with his own show. He's hilarious.

[@kintozero3169]

Jordan works well in a comedy duo as a "straight man" but he still needs a "funny man" to contrast his stonewall demeanor.

[@ianwest84]

I love watching Jordan fight back his laughter at 5:38 😂

[@babybookworms1947]

Jordan breaks character so many times in this video lol