Jordan Schlansky Shows Conan His Favorite Nose Hair Trimmer | Conan O'Brien Radio

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@fahmizzzzzz
@fahmizzzzzz 9 ай бұрын
Jordan: i try to buy minimally 5 minutes later, 4 nose trimmers, 2 still in the box
@user-otzlixr
@user-otzlixr 9 ай бұрын
I came looking for this comment, and now I have found it…
@marvincool3744
@marvincool3744 9 ай бұрын
Precisely my thoughts
@Bitshitter
@Bitshitter 9 ай бұрын
3 still in box - and also, what's the point of buying electronic devices "minimally", when you still keep the broken, not-working ones years later, like collection pieces. Does Jordan do this with ALL of his electronic devices???? His house must be totally cluttered with minimally-purchased items.....
@bmla88
@bmla88 9 ай бұрын
He explained it. That is a quality product and he only use quality products and since they dont sell it in the US he bought extra.
@ZacLJones
@ZacLJones 9 ай бұрын
Yeah but if he lives to age 125 he’ll use all of those.
@baltimorebjj
@baltimorebjj 9 ай бұрын
Jordan: "I surround myself with beauty, with levels of aesthetic pleasure ..." Jordan's Office:
@mediocreman2
@mediocreman2 9 ай бұрын
Jordan's T-shirt:
@raziel4994
@raziel4994 9 ай бұрын
That's why he was barely there.
@BradTheAmerican
@BradTheAmerican 9 ай бұрын
@@raziel4994 the deep lore
@tunnfisk
@tunnfisk 6 ай бұрын
😂
@ThatsOurRobert
@ThatsOurRobert 4 ай бұрын
Sitting across from Conan 💀
@parkerkrynen
@parkerkrynen 9 ай бұрын
Conan cracking himself up imagining Jordan’s products all shooting themselves with mini guns is classic Conan-Jordan
@MrSwinefuzz
@MrSwinefuzz 9 ай бұрын
"This one hanged itself. It was found swinging."
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 9 ай бұрын
That visualization is hilarious. I was cracking up as well
@blkrhino7961
@blkrhino7961 9 ай бұрын
His face turned bright red immediately. 😂
@largemargeog1023
@largemargeog1023 9 ай бұрын
I love how he basks in his own jokes for several moments too long just so Jordan has to sit there quietly while his clown boss has a great time.
@ResponsibleCitizen001
@ResponsibleCitizen001 9 ай бұрын
@@largemargeog1023Still better than 99.99 percent of bosses around the world. If he wasn’t, all of his employees wouldn’t have been working for him for ages now. Remember it’s this very thing that people like and that’s why Jordan is in the video.
@SilverCurbsideProphet
@SilverCurbsideProphet 9 ай бұрын
When he said he tries to buy minimally, my immediate thought was the chaos of his office.
@TheDevonnMarieShow
@TheDevonnMarieShow 9 ай бұрын
Well a lot of that stuff was show Merch so he didn’t technically buy them
@seraby7151
@seraby7151 9 ай бұрын
His home is minimal(atleast the old clips). I guess he just doesnt know what to do with the office chaos and he became the stockroom lol.
@hi_1833
@hi_1833 9 ай бұрын
😂
@antonioportugal5987
@antonioportugal5987 8 ай бұрын
"Buying minimally" is a concept related to how much money you make. Some buy a bigmac and it's a luxury for them, some buy one ferrari only per year.
@EthanAlexander-h8v
@EthanAlexander-h8v 8 ай бұрын
damn ur cute asf
@JM-tv9og
@JM-tv9og 4 ай бұрын
1:45 I’ve noticed that in this podcast era, Conan has had the most wholesome, real, sometimes unhinged fits of laughter. I am glad he has that freedom to enjoy the fruit of his lifetime labor and art.
@jamiev7165
@jamiev7165 3 ай бұрын
What a beautiful way to put it 👏 😊
@heyedddie
@heyedddie 9 ай бұрын
He insulted the man's grooming skills and then ripped him off. Perfect. These episodes are truly the best.
@greenrobot5
@greenrobot5 9 ай бұрын
well, he did have to go all the way to Japan to get them
@rhysioeren3203
@rhysioeren3203 9 ай бұрын
Can't believe jordan charged conan $200 for that item after he took him to Italy. I mean, come on.
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil 9 ай бұрын
@@rhysioeren3203 Jordan didn't charge him anything. Conan made an offer that Jordan accepted. Google "capitalism."
@user-vc5rp7nf8f
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 9 ай бұрын
next episode: jordan schlansky shows conan his favourite ass trimmer
@muhtasimmahin5057
@muhtasimmahin5057 9 ай бұрын
​@@rhysioeren3203he didn’t charge..conan offered him and he agreed.
@plExEFile
@plExEFile 9 ай бұрын
Jordan is the ultimate sales man. He rips you off while you are laughing.
@vovahimself
@vovahimself 9 ай бұрын
He planned it all along.
@kristiansandsmark2048
@kristiansandsmark2048 9 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment. Good work!
@nursultan_tulyakbay
@nursultan_tulyakbay 8 ай бұрын
Best comment 😂
@onYaFace2023
@onYaFace2023 8 ай бұрын
Factzzzz 😂
@suchasongbird
@suchasongbird 9 ай бұрын
“I respect inanimate objects” is a very Jordan response. 😂😂😂
@emmachoplin8287
@emmachoplin8287 9 ай бұрын
very japanese too
@NikolaSegoloni
@NikolaSegoloni 9 ай бұрын
He's full of shinto
@MrSircharles05
@MrSircharles05 9 ай бұрын
Of course he respects inanimate object. On his home planet, they're probably sentient.
@florete2310
@florete2310 9 ай бұрын
That's Shinto-Jordan speaking, that is his japanophile side, LOL
@keefehy
@keefehy 9 ай бұрын
And he craps all over the American nose trimmers, and the country they are from lol
@dylanjc
@dylanjc 9 ай бұрын
Bless Conan for clearly not surrounding himself with "yes men"
@TheMarkoSeke
@TheMarkoSeke 8 ай бұрын
Even if he does, Jordan alone balances them out
@ericoliver1603
@ericoliver1603 8 ай бұрын
I think thats why he has been so successful, he surrounds himself with competent and talented writers instead of people who will just kiss his ass
@Pfromm007
@Pfromm007 8 ай бұрын
What I love most about Conan is that he loves random encounters with people who don't know him and aren't impressed by the trivial nonesense and ego of celebrities.
@nkw1985
@nkw1985 7 ай бұрын
@@Pfromm007 - He's one of the only people i've ever seen in my life that can go to any foreign country and make the people there laugh despite not knowing the language. His travel segments were always some of my favorites and have stood the test of time.
@sirris4330
@sirris4330 7 ай бұрын
You know this is a long running bit right? And one of the best
@justinkoenig1706
@justinkoenig1706 7 ай бұрын
On Jordan's recommendation, I purchased the Panasonic ER-GN11-K. It cost me $12, plus $13 to ship it from Japan. After a month it finally arrived today. It's excellent. Thanks, Jordan!
@johnnymaximum3828
@johnnymaximum3828 2 ай бұрын
elitist
@HeroicHaroon
@HeroicHaroon 23 күн бұрын
@@johnnymaximum3828 let the man enjoy his japanese nose trimmer, life is not just about donating to charities
@ThePdxster
@ThePdxster 7 күн бұрын
I have the silver one, it sucks. The motor has no power and the trimming end is way too small.
@hiraya5296
@hiraya5296 2 күн бұрын
ill give you $200 for it
@jaydon00
@jaydon00 9 ай бұрын
Conan: "200 dollars" Jordan: "Okay" IM DEAD
@phuongpham481
@phuongpham481 9 ай бұрын
Seconds earlier: "This is priceless to me."
@RuthwikRao
@RuthwikRao 9 ай бұрын
Jordan has learned when to break his routine and give into Conan's lol.
@DM-kv9kj
@DM-kv9kj 9 ай бұрын
@@phuongpham481 He was just being smart, knowing Conan would do anything to counter him comedically. He knew Conan was very likely then to start offering a load of cash after saying that. Genius way to pocket an extra 200 bucks for a day's "work".
@Wayward9
@Wayward9 9 ай бұрын
He went on a long tangent just to suddenly cut himself off when he got dollar signs in his eyes
@inappropriate_comments
@inappropriate_comments 9 ай бұрын
You killed yourself with a lil gun too?
@NosManJr
@NosManJr 9 ай бұрын
"Just give me everything you have". The most exhausted yet enthusiastic burglar
@jon.yama-otoko
@jon.yama-otoko 7 ай бұрын
LOL
@TubaraoCK6
@TubaraoCK6 9 ай бұрын
people make fun of jordan but it broke my heart hearing he trimmed his nose hair unhappily for years
@travelingtravelor
@travelingtravelor 9 ай бұрын
☠️😂
@critdaddysama4656
@critdaddysama4656 9 ай бұрын
Lmao
@obuyWw
@obuyWw 9 ай бұрын
lmao we love him that’s true
@hugomercado3122
@hugomercado3122 9 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@asdfate1
@asdfate1 8 ай бұрын
I'm ok with it.
@randompuzzler1949
@randompuzzler1949 9 ай бұрын
Jordan's precision in his speeches is gold! oratory skills is on a different level..
@WilliamHaisch
@WilliamHaisch 9 ай бұрын
I love how they naturally take turns “insulting” each other and being “insulted” by each other. 😂
@MichaelsExplorations
@MichaelsExplorations 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MrEL91N
@MrEL91N 3 ай бұрын
they have a great rhythm together.
@adgd
@adgd 9 ай бұрын
Jordan is a Natural Salesman. Sells a product by sheer force of words...
@hervigdewilde3599
@hervigdewilde3599 9 ай бұрын
His car is full of ERG-11's... 💲🤑💲
@georgegraham9822
@georgegraham9822 9 ай бұрын
He's the Harold Hill of nose trimmers
@gustafsone
@gustafsone 9 ай бұрын
The problem with hiring Jordan to do your product marketing/sales is that if you're as big as Panasonic, you're bound to have many models for sale that Jordan loathes as well as the ones he loves. In the same breath of praising one product, he will also casually mention other specific models (made by the same company) that he considers garbage and that nobody should ever buy them. He would be a double-edged sword if you hire him for that job, lol.
@ryanofottawa
@ryanofottawa 9 ай бұрын
​@@gustafsone The problem with hiring Jordan is no one will be able to tell you what he does.
@DimJongUn
@DimJongUn 9 ай бұрын
As long as that product is a manscaping device or something from Italy 😉
@frankeckhardtii9072
@frankeckhardtii9072 9 ай бұрын
"If they WERE sentient, I think they would value the way I treated them" Jordan does not disappoint 😂
@Kalernor
@Kalernor 9 ай бұрын
Jordan thinks Toy Story is based on a true story
@kaelthunderhoof5619
@kaelthunderhoof5619 9 ай бұрын
Watching H.E.R. before going to podcast lol
@Pagalchhagal
@Pagalchhagal 9 ай бұрын
​@@Kalernor explains why a couple of Toy Story products were found in his office. Those might be the only 'friends' he has
@tcme11
@tcme11 8 ай бұрын
There are things in the world that do no love and revere me. If they could love and respect me, they certainly would.
@susanab7
@susanab7 9 ай бұрын
He trims his nose hair in various ways
@Everblack666
@Everblack666 9 ай бұрын
Lmao
@MarcoCalavita
@MarcoCalavita 9 ай бұрын
Each hair has various duties and responsibilities.
@EattheApple666
@EattheApple666 9 ай бұрын
👍 don't want to ruin 420
@YodatheHobbit
@YodatheHobbit 9 ай бұрын
I'm fairly sure that Jordan would disagree with you and tell you he trims his hair in one way via one product at a time.
@JoshPhoenix11
@JoshPhoenix11 9 ай бұрын
And every Tuesday and Friday he finds are the most efficient days to trim.
@efisher92
@efisher92 9 ай бұрын
The “appliance suicides with tiny guns” just about killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@asarsalari
@asarsalari 8 ай бұрын
Same here, I cried laughing at that
@nl5828
@nl5828 8 ай бұрын
well that’s what “tiny guns” do! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@efisher92
@efisher92 8 ай бұрын
@@nl5828 🤣🤣🤣
@DoccoM85
@DoccoM85 7 ай бұрын
I lost it at the "pew"
@jenkem4464
@jenkem4464 2 ай бұрын
And hearing the tiny pops throughout the night. lol.
@pyrecticwilliams9916
@pyrecticwilliams9916 9 ай бұрын
What the hell am I watching??? 😂😂😂 I can't believe 2 people talking about nose trimmers actuality made me laugh! Honestly Conan laughing and turning bright red while Jordan just sat there dead pan waiting for him to finish is a classic...god these two are awesome
@tommyrq180
@tommyrq180 9 ай бұрын
“…the glory days of nose hair trimmers” - a phrase never before uttered by mankind. 😅
@vaisakhps8642
@vaisakhps8642 9 ай бұрын
and never again please
@Mat0s-316
@Mat0s-316 9 ай бұрын
Always a treat when Jordan insults Conan's appearance in various ways.
@TheVelvetVixen
@TheVelvetVixen 9 ай бұрын
And conan always gets offended lol.
@superamario6464
@superamario6464 9 ай бұрын
My guy...great reference for us hardcore fans!
@falsemcnuggethope
@falsemcnuggethope 9 ай бұрын
But Jordan does not prepare his nostrils in various ways. He prepares them in a specific way.
@alfonsonation
@alfonsonation 9 ай бұрын
PLEASE NEVER EVER EVER EVER STOP with these Conan-Jordan episodes. Oh my goodness this is comedy perfection.
@SemiPerfectDark
@SemiPerfectDark 9 ай бұрын
Yeaaassss!!!
@florete2310
@florete2310 9 ай бұрын
Even Jeff Goldblum is a huge fan - this interview is a very good example for why that is😂👍
@RCJH2022
@RCJH2022 8 ай бұрын
I think it would put Conan in an early grave. 😂😂
@fastica
@fastica 9 ай бұрын
Jordan is totally nuts, but I always agree 100% with him.
@TartSoTart
@TartSoTart 7 ай бұрын
What does that say about you?
@andresponce305
@andresponce305 6 ай бұрын
He’s the best bullshitter in America. He’s amazing
@hyperthreaded
@hyperthreaded 5 ай бұрын
He's also the only person in America who owns 4 hair trimmers (not counting hair trimmer salespeople)
@JimboSlice02
@JimboSlice02 5 ай бұрын
He may be eccentric but the guy knows what he's talking about. He's ranted about toilet paper before but I switched to his recommendation and it he was right. His rant about loving the band Rush but not having much to say say to the lead singer also makes perfect sense to me. But he knows which version was the best master of the recording. His appreciation for fine products and manner of thinking may not make make for "normal" conversation, but I'll take his recommendations every time.
@ethernet764
@ethernet764 4 ай бұрын
I'm not as obsessive but I can relate to some degree. I always look for BIFL (buy it for life) recommendations before I purchase something.
@bohdanholod
@bohdanholod 9 ай бұрын
This chemistry between them for some reason always brings me genuine joy 😅
@GeddyRC
@GeddyRC 3 ай бұрын
I think a friendship that dysfunctional yet still respectful on both sides is something we all yearn for.
@Sweet_Pup_g
@Sweet_Pup_g 9 ай бұрын
This is moving toward Jordan sharing his American Psycho beauty regimen with Conan.
@nerovondoom6298
@nerovondoom6298 9 ай бұрын
How was that never a segment where on the show before.
@livinginthisgalaxy7961
@livinginthisgalaxy7961 9 ай бұрын
'My name is Jordan Schlansky. I believe in a well groomed nose. I was on the verge of tears when I discovered that the Japanese have trimmers for the domestic market but I was able to obtain several and the relief washes over me like an awesome wave.'
@kentinson1670
@kentinson1670 8 ай бұрын
The difference is that Patrick's beauty regimen is based on his vanity while Jordan's is doing his best to appear a well groomed human
@kaleblundberg7479
@kaleblundberg7479 8 ай бұрын
I think he’s also close to having an American Beauty psychotic break
@wendylederer367
@wendylederer367 8 ай бұрын
😂🤣 That would have made a great sketch on Conan.
@dapsign
@dapsign 9 ай бұрын
“Every Tuesday and Friday” got me 😂😂😂
@dustinharvey2111
@dustinharvey2111 9 ай бұрын
he finds are the most efficient days
@dapsign
@dapsign 9 ай бұрын
@@dustinharvey2111 My husband has now taken it upon himself to add nose hair trimming on Tuesdays and Fridays into his routine. 🙄🤣🙄
@ericflames
@ericflames 9 ай бұрын
That's some crazy nose growing days
@Xxbwachamp445xX
@Xxbwachamp445xX 8 ай бұрын
Conan saying “ I do hope you’re murdered soon” while trimming his nose topped it off perfectly
@xSociety
@xSociety 7 ай бұрын
I died at that part!
@shadowsmirk
@shadowsmirk 9 ай бұрын
Jordan: "I try to buy very few products" Also Jordan: "I have four nose-hair trimmers, and a couple of broken ones that I still hold onto"
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 9 ай бұрын
Different products he said. He commits to few kinds of products, but the ones he likes he holds on to.
@milwaukeeskosher
@milwaukeeskosher 9 ай бұрын
@@wyskass861he talks as if we didn't know what his office looked like
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 9 ай бұрын
@@milwaukeeskosher Ya, I always think of that and his Pop Tarts when he talks a big game about sophisticated lifestyle.
@mark9294
@mark9294 9 ай бұрын
@@wyskass861well pop tarts are exotic to Italians, so considering Jordan is an Italiaboo it would make sense for him to consider pop tarts a moniker of extravagant living
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 9 ай бұрын
@@mark9294 That's an insightful way of giving him a reasonable excuse.
@KingKong11730
@KingKong11730 9 ай бұрын
Jordan: They're priceless to me Conan: I'll give you 200 bucks Jordan: Done.
@bri4853
@bri4853 3 ай бұрын
Was about to comment this LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewdavidson5377
@matthewdavidson5377 9 ай бұрын
At this point, I’m convinced that in 100 years, people will still be watching these Conan & Jordan clips and laughing. So many funny lines in this one episode. 😆
@spyninja1456
@spyninja1456 7 ай бұрын
And they’ll still be making them
@crunchio
@crunchio 9 ай бұрын
Conan nearly fainted from laughing at his own jokes
@TheUrbanEpicure
@TheUrbanEpicure 9 ай бұрын
His face did turn a worrying shade of red, I noticed.
@Chad.Commenter
@Chad.Commenter 9 ай бұрын
@@TheUrbanEpicurealmost purple lol
@Denbrr
@Denbrr 9 ай бұрын
I died with him.
@BrentWigginsWords
@BrentWigginsWords 9 ай бұрын
Jordan: I like to live minimally. Also Jordan: *buys 5 nose hair trimmers*
@error-xn7hn
@error-xn7hn 9 ай бұрын
He has 4 good ones. One bad trimmer. And one dead trimmer. #MarrieKondo [edit: I guess he only has 3 good ones now. :(]
@Sookigarage
@Sookigarage 9 ай бұрын
Did you see old Team Coco videos showing Jordans office? Stocked with clutter and junk.
@ifalone
@ifalone 9 ай бұрын
​@@error-xn7hnhe has more
@cvspvr
@cvspvr 9 ай бұрын
yeah, but these 5 nose hair trimmers will last him a lifetime, as opposed to buying a new nose hair trimmer every few months
@ifalone
@ifalone 9 ай бұрын
he has more than 5
@lcathartman
@lcathartman 9 ай бұрын
“You have shaving problems, and ya always have”😂😂😂
@fanaticheart
@fanaticheart 9 ай бұрын
you could tell he'd been holding that one in for years!
@dosedoze9121
@dosedoze9121 9 ай бұрын
Conan crying "hurtful" in reply to a single comment from Jordan after the way he regularly treats him is hilarious ...
@michelstronguin6974
@michelstronguin6974 9 ай бұрын
Jordan: “This is priceless to me” Conan: “$200?” Jordan: “Ok”
@KillKenny09
@KillKenny09 8 ай бұрын
what a salesman
@whitesimurgh6363
@whitesimurgh6363 4 ай бұрын
A good Jew..
@jamiev7165
@jamiev7165 3 ай бұрын
He needs that money for more trips to Italy 😆 🇮🇹
@JamesSmith-rj4yw
@JamesSmith-rj4yw 9 ай бұрын
“…Just give me everything you have” ugh there is just nothing better than these two together
@IrishAndroid
@IrishAndroid 9 ай бұрын
"I can see you being a little worried you didn't buy a fifth." Lmfao.
@superamario6464
@superamario6464 9 ай бұрын
Brilliant! So thats how Jordan prepares his body in various ways
@Tubeydoobydoo
@Tubeydoobydoo 9 ай бұрын
😂 best callback
@DOVADED
@DOVADED 9 ай бұрын
Boom.
@brenobacci
@brenobacci 9 ай бұрын
I love this sentence so much. Always makes me laugh.
@robertfinch1658
@robertfinch1658 9 ай бұрын
Yes, every Tuesday and Friday.
@superamario6464
@superamario6464 9 ай бұрын
@@brenobacci :)
@lavatr8322
@lavatr8322 8 ай бұрын
Jordan's Explanation and Reasoning behind Every Choice he makes and Why did he makes.... Is actually mind boggling Also his vocabulary is phenomenal
@The_Haze
@The_Haze 9 ай бұрын
This is gold. Jordan is insane. He has a collection of nose hair trimmers.
@adnansharique154
@adnansharique154 9 ай бұрын
" If it was around you for 20 years, it probably killed itself "
@CraigMCox
@CraigMCox 9 ай бұрын
Haha never seen Conan lose it like this before
@TheycallmeMrWonka
@TheycallmeMrWonka 9 ай бұрын
I'll give you that. It is very American Psycho. Not even joking.
@adamfrbs9259
@adamfrbs9259 9 ай бұрын
Literally made it to this comment right as he said it...haha
@aburzlaff87
@aburzlaff87 9 ай бұрын
The line that broke me was Conan saying "You got 15 in a bag, you mother f**ker!" Laughing so much my stomach hurts and I'm crying! More Conan & Jordan please!!!
@thejandjchannel5016
@thejandjchannel5016 9 ай бұрын
I nearly spit rockstar through my nose on that line
@dannylove
@dannylove 9 ай бұрын
I speak for everyone when I say we need more Jordan and Conan
@TheAmc1998
@TheAmc1998 9 ай бұрын
Gets depressed. Immediately searches Conan & Jordan. Instant relief. 🙏🏽
@jon.yama-otoko
@jon.yama-otoko 7 ай бұрын
Same here :)
@smaganas
@smaganas 7 ай бұрын
Same
@koushanamir-khosravi4351
@koushanamir-khosravi4351 9 ай бұрын
"The glory days of nosehair trimmer" lol gotta love it
@jakesincase
@jakesincase 9 ай бұрын
This is better than the best comedy writing. It has it all, drama, real emotion, and incredible deep jokes strung over the length of the exchange. It's a masterpiece.
@dolphy1978
@dolphy1978 9 ай бұрын
13 minutes of Conan & Jordan contain more pure gold humor than 13 years of Fallon or Kimmel. I wish I were exaggerating.
@zer0953
@zer0953 9 ай бұрын
i do find some guiliermo skits funny but thats it, nothing positive to say about fallon tho
@megarooster99
@megarooster99 9 ай бұрын
Why do you have to bring negativity and insults to another person in order to compliment someone else? Attitudes like yours are what make people miserable
@dolphy1978
@dolphy1978 9 ай бұрын
@@megarooster99 Saying that someone is funnier than someone else is an "insult"?Attitudes like yours are what makes Bill Burr miserable.
@androidaccount7743
@androidaccount7743 9 ай бұрын
​@@megarooster99Jimmy is that you? Haha
@bnnnnnnnnnnn
@bnnnnnnnnnnn 9 ай бұрын
I wish I was ...... Not were
@cosmemendez6608
@cosmemendez6608 9 ай бұрын
Conan authentically upset is refreshing in a way. He proceeds to say, “you were yelling at me, and you upset me”. Then they both pass on in an understanding. Classic.
@MehrdadParthian
@MehrdadParthian 9 ай бұрын
the conan and jordan show literally heals my heart and my mind. i could not have asked for more. its the best duo television ever created. and i highly appreciate it.
@blue97488
@blue97488 Ай бұрын
Pure comedy gold. Riffing, spontaneous, going down dark alleys to get the laugh, all unscripted. Please don’t quit this stupendous comedy pairing. Honestly, I almost choked on my chewing gum watching this, crying laughing 😂
@MagisterJoe
@MagisterJoe 9 ай бұрын
“I seek out high quality wherever on the planet it may lie.” Protect this man at all costs.
@PlayzBlanston
@PlayzBlanston 9 ай бұрын
"if it was around you for 20 years it probably killed itself" literally had my drink coming out of my nose
@Troctzul
@Troctzul 9 ай бұрын
I like how Jordan identifies with a nose hair trimmer.
@fkcoolers2669
@fkcoolers2669 8 ай бұрын
the tiny gun noise and "my hair dryer's dead" lmaooo I needed that today
@juliovnobre
@juliovnobre 9 ай бұрын
“These are priceless” “I’ll give you 200 dollars” “okay” 😂😂
@avazquez85
@avazquez85 9 ай бұрын
I love how Conan laughs at his own joke hahahaha
@TheVelvetVixen
@TheVelvetVixen 9 ай бұрын
Hearty belly laughs
@Karl_Drogo55
@Karl_Drogo55 9 ай бұрын
I think its cuz with Jordan he already anticipates his reaction/response to lookin at him with a dead face lmao
@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 9 ай бұрын
Jordan is the only person on planet earth that has a plethora of nose-hair trimmers.
@NyolateAMV
@NyolateAMV 9 ай бұрын
He should give me some. I never trim my nose hair..nor the ones down there...
@MaineManDezzo
@MaineManDezzo 9 ай бұрын
And knows that names of them by hard is insane lol
@tokyotank123
@tokyotank123 9 ай бұрын
Referring to the age of an old nose hair trimmer as its "lineage" is so Jordan
@celo8070
@celo8070 9 ай бұрын
Never thought I would be on KZbin looking at Jordan talking about a nose trimmer , and its amazing. This is the greatest clip on KZbin. Ever.
@ShivaKailashShambho
@ShivaKailashShambho 9 ай бұрын
Jordan became so enthusiastic and animated. He has improved himself a lot throughout the years.
@brianpolley7084
@brianpolley7084 9 ай бұрын
My face is killing me from laughing. These two guys together are hilarious.😂
@jerumming3232
@jerumming3232 9 ай бұрын
Probably one of the funniest Jordan interactions to date
@PixiexRiri
@PixiexRiri 9 ай бұрын
Besties 😂
@sixtsix6573
@sixtsix6573 9 ай бұрын
Hearing Conan's laughter brings so much joy to my life. It's great trying to watch Jordan hold it together as well, a few smirks sneaked in there...or is it snuck? I'm sure Conan remembers.
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 9 ай бұрын
With the chemistry these two shared over the decades, Conan and Jordan are literally inseparable!
@SavingPrivateBob
@SavingPrivateBob 9 ай бұрын
Literal comedy gold. Jordan has been the best thing that's ever happened to Conan's career.
@Batmonthesequel
@Batmonthesequel 9 ай бұрын
Jordan’s whole “thing” has definitely worked because I trust him completely with his product preferences
@whitestoneandy797
@whitestoneandy797 9 ай бұрын
"And sometimes they leave a little note" and "If they were sentient I think they would value the way I treated them"
@PkGam
@PkGam 9 ай бұрын
Jordan and Conan: *Converses* Everyone watching: *In hysterics*
@jamesreid8523
@jamesreid8523 9 ай бұрын
We SOOOOOOOOOO need more Conan and Jordan on here!!
@zeshef
@zeshef 8 ай бұрын
Jordan has the best product quality sensibility. His recommendation for a body hair trimmer was excellent and I still use the device 8 years later. Much respect.
@ErmanErkur
@ErmanErkur 9 ай бұрын
Creating such a gem of a content from such a mundane topic, the chemistry you guys have is always entertaining beyond words. I know people want more but I think this is the perfect amount since its a delight seeing you two occasionally. I’m a fan! Thank you
@ThatsOnYoutube
@ThatsOnYoutube 9 ай бұрын
My phone just shot itself with a tiny gun.
@WaldoBagelTopper
@WaldoBagelTopper 9 ай бұрын
God, the years of laughs we got out of simply watching Conan and Jordan interact are priceless lol. Every time I see Jordan, I HAVE to click, especially this newer stuff. All jokes aside, I know that he's a quirky guy, and the years that we spent learning that none of this is an act or schtick is amazing. When you take all of that away, I really wish that I could sit and talk to him person to person. Just genuinely curious as to whether or not Jordan really throws himself into learning all about everything that he comes in contact with.
@nnjjee1
@nnjjee1 9 ай бұрын
“The glory days of nose hair trimmers” 😂😂😂😂
@rachelsantora7379
@rachelsantora7379 9 ай бұрын
Love it when Jordan comes on. More Conan and Jordan skits please!! I loved the trip to Italy! 🇮🇹 ❤
@Mustheartdogs
@Mustheartdogs 9 ай бұрын
I love it when Jordan slightly overpowers Conan.
@KMehrabi
@KMehrabi 9 ай бұрын
Jordan’s ultra-specific product complaints remind me of the classic “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage” bits from the Late Night show
@martinkinn
@martinkinn 9 ай бұрын
wow Jordan outsmarted Conan here. Very rare.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 ай бұрын
I've got a new respect for Conan after seeing him on Hot Ones. I just thought of him as a talk show host, a good talk show host, but nothing more, and one that was ready to retire and was probably somewhat jaded. Man was I wrong. He's at the top of his game and still has the spark. Will have to look up more of his productions. 😊
@biznesslizard
@biznesslizard 2 ай бұрын
This comment is probably being etched into stone above the entrance to Conaco HQ as we speak.
@fatmn
@fatmn 9 ай бұрын
I love how Conan always does a great job of making the audience feel like we've also known and worked with Jordan for 30 years
@aznsensation44
@aznsensation44 9 ай бұрын
I want Jordan's product reviews to come back because it reminds me of the time he brought in the Philips Norelco shaver. Also I can indeed attest to the fact that Japanese always save their best stuff for their own people
@shaezchannel
@shaezchannel 9 ай бұрын
This was absolutely amazing to watch. Thank you so much for bringing Jordan back.
@ralhamami
@ralhamami 9 ай бұрын
I'm digging this version of Jordan. He seems more, I don't know the right word for it, animated than usual? Like more out of his shell. Nice. :)
@sofiesummerbradley
@sofiesummerbradley 9 ай бұрын
He became so animated when Conan offered him to pay $200 for the trimmer😂
@gomoistic
@gomoistic 2 ай бұрын
Jordan needs to star in his own movie- Conan co-stars- it’s all in their improv style- 90 minutes non stop- you’re already imagining scenes right?- with cameos of Goldblum, Thomas, Wanda Sykes, Larry David etc. Tell me it wouldn’t be a hit on Netflix!😊😊
@Pand3Js
@Pand3Js 9 ай бұрын
Hearing and seeing the staff crack up in the background, makes it all the more funny.
@eliaslauber6549
@eliaslauber6549 9 ай бұрын
Conan should always focus his discussions with Jordan on "down there", like in 10:38 he almost broke again as he was in the video about "human soil". So funny that talking about feces and things like that make even the most sophisticated man break
@ARealPersonNotABot
@ARealPersonNotABot 9 ай бұрын
Another Golden Conan and Jordan moment. Instant classic.
@matthewadair4507
@matthewadair4507 9 ай бұрын
Conan and Jordan Schlansky are the antithesis of each other, and yet they have the best dynamic. Their remotes are legendary.
@Knickerboxer
@Knickerboxer 9 ай бұрын
The relationship between conan and jordan is pure comedy, and I applaud Jordan for putting up with it 😂
@AnnaBananaaa12
@AnnaBananaaa12 6 ай бұрын
I was covered in tears sob laughing at the tiny gun segment and the objects 🤣I too was picturing it and LOST IT. please don't ever stop doing the Conan Jordan segments
@AtikBayraktar
@AtikBayraktar 9 ай бұрын
9:47 just give me everything you have :D lool!
@robinheil
@robinheil 9 ай бұрын
My favorite part is when he says he trims his nose hair every Tuesday and Friday
@LenaMellow
@LenaMellow 9 ай бұрын
Jordan is one of one. Keep coming back, I love it!
@zarazen8110
@zarazen8110 8 ай бұрын
This is by FAR the best thing I’ve ever come across on KZbin lol
@lbaccarini
@lbaccarini 4 ай бұрын
This level of silliness is absolutely unprecedented and so hilarious, I love it!
@taputechnic
@taputechnic 9 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed so much during a Jordan video, and I've watched all of them various times.
@PigDan
@PigDan 9 ай бұрын
Love these guys and their interactions so much. Strange how much Conan just let Jordan speak in this one, lol!
@003XQ
@003XQ 9 ай бұрын
Why are these two always so entertaining to watch? 😂
@Hazlius
@Hazlius 8 ай бұрын
Jordan not laughing at anything makes everything so much funnier hahaha
@UPB78
@UPB78 7 ай бұрын
I hadn't seen this one, i can't believe i missed it, man that was so much fun, Conan and Jordan are funny as hell but as soon as they come together it's like a new big bang of comedy, a weekly dose should be enough to extend our lifetime.
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