Jordan Schlansky Shows Conan His Favorite Nose Hair Trimmer | Conan O'Brien Radio

[@baltimorebjj]

Jordan: "I surround myself with beauty, with levels of aesthetic pleasure ..." Jordan's Office:

[@mediocreman2]

Jordan's T-shirt:

[@raziel4994]

That's why he was barely there.

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@raziel4994 the deep lore

[@tunnfisk]

😂

[@ThatsOurRobert]

Sitting across from Conan 💀

[@heyedddie]

He insulted the man's grooming skills and then ripped him off. Perfect. These episodes are truly the best.

[@greenrobot5]

well, he did have to go all the way to Japan to get them

[@rhysioeren3203]

Can't believe jordan charged conan $200 for that item after he took him to Italy. I mean, come on.

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

@@rhysioeren3203 Jordan didn't charge him anything. Conan made an offer that Jordan accepted. Google "capitalism."

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

next episode: jordan schlansky shows conan his favourite ass trimmer

[@muhtasimmahin5057]

​@@rhysioeren3203he didn’t charge..conan offered him and he agreed.

[@SilverCurbsideProphet]

When he said he tries to buy minimally, my immediate thought was the chaos of his office.

[@TheDevonnMarieShow]

Well a lot of that stuff was show Merch so he didn’t technically buy them

[@seraby7151]

His home is minimal(atleast the old clips). I guess he just doesnt know what to do with the office chaos and he became the stockroom lol.

[@hi_1833]

😂

[@antonioportugal5987]

"Buying minimally" is a concept related to how much money you make. Some buy a bigmac and it's a luxury for them, some buy one ferrari only per year.

[@EthanAlexander-h8v]

damn ur cute asf

[@JM-tv9og]

1:45 I’ve noticed that in this podcast era, Conan has had the most wholesome, real, sometimes unhinged fits of laughter. I am glad he has that freedom to enjoy the fruit of his lifetime labor and art.

[@jamiev7165]

What a beautiful way to put it 👏 😊

[@dylanjc]

Bless Conan for clearly not surrounding himself with "yes men"

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Even if he does, Jordan alone balances them out

[@ericoliver1603]

I think thats why he has been so successful, he surrounds himself with competent and talented writers instead of people who will just kiss his ass

[@Pfromm007]

What I love most about Conan is that he loves random encounters with people who don't know him and aren't impressed by the trivial nonesense and ego of celebrities.

[@nkw1985]

@@Pfromm007 - He's one of the only people i've ever seen in my life that can go to any foreign country and make the people there laugh despite not knowing the language. His travel segments were always some of my favorites and have stood the test of time.

[@sirris4330]

You know this is a long running bit right? And one of the best

[@fahmizzzzzz]

Jordan: i try to buy minimally 5 minutes later, 4 nose trimmers, 2 still in the box

[@marvincool3744]

Precisely my thoughts

[@Bitshitter]

3 still in box - and also, what's the point of buying electronic devices "minimally", when you still keep the broken, not-working ones years later, like collection pieces. Does Jordan do this with ALL of his electronic devices???? His house must be totally cluttered with minimally-purchased items.....

[@bmla88]

He explained it. That is a quality product and he only use quality products and since they dont sell it in the US he bought extra.

[@ZacLJones]

Yeah but if he lives to age 125 he’ll use all of those.

[@sunnyside9273]

Never forget the minimalist Jordan's office space.

[@parkerkrynen]

Conan cracking himself up imagining Jordan’s products all shooting themselves with mini guns is classic Conan-Jordan

[@MrSwinefuzz]

"This one hanged itself. It was found swinging."

[@wyskass861]

That visualization is hilarious. I was cracking up as well

[@blkrhino7961]

His face turned bright red immediately. 😂

[@largemargeog1023]

I love how he basks in his own jokes for several moments too long just so Jordan has to sit there quietly while his clown boss has a great time.

[@ResponsibleCitizen001]

@@largemargeog1023Still better than 99.99 percent of bosses around the world. If he wasn’t, all of his employees wouldn’t have been working for him for ages now. Remember it’s this very thing that people like and that’s why Jordan is in the video.

[@makuIa]

people make fun of jordan but it broke my heart hearing he trimmed his nose hair unhappily for years

[@travelingtravelor]

☠️😂

[@critdaddysama4656]

Lmao

[@obuyWw]

lmao we love him that’s true

[@hugomercado3122]

🤣😂

[@asdfate1]

I'm ok with it.

[@randompuzzler1949]

Jordan's precision in his speeches is gold! oratory skills is on a different level..

[@justinkoenig1706]

On Jordan's recommendation, I purchased the Panasonic ER-GN11-K. It cost me $12, plus $13 to ship it from Japan. After a month it finally arrived today. It's excellent. Thanks, Jordan!

[@johnnymaximum3828]

elitist

[@plExEFile]

Jordan is the ultimate sales man. He rips you off while you are laughing.

[@vovahimself]

He planned it all along.

[@kristiansandsmark2048]

I was looking for this comment. Good work!

[@nursultantulyakbay7070]

Best comment 😂

[@onYaFace2023]

Factzzzz 😂

[@suchasongbird]

“I respect inanimate objects” is a very Jordan response. 😂😂😂

[@emmachoplin8287]

very japanese too

[@NikolaSegoloni]

He's full of shinto

[@MrSircharles05]

Of course he respects inanimate object. On his home planet, they're probably sentient.

[@florete2310]

That's Shinto-Jordan speaking, that is his japanophile side, LOL

[@keefehy]

And he craps all over the American nose trimmers, and the country they are from lol

[@tommyrq180]

“…the glory days of nose hair trimmers” - a phrase never before uttered by mankind. 😅

[@vaisakhps8642]

and never again please

[@WilliamHaisch]

I love how they naturally take turns “insulting” each other and being “insulted” by each other. 😂

[@MichaelsExplorations]

😂😂😂

[@MrEL91N]

they have a great rhythm together.

[@fastica]

Jordan is totally nuts, but I always agree 100% with him.

[@TartSoTart]

What does that say about you?

[@andresponce305]

He’s the best bullshitter in America. He’s amazing

[@hyperthreaded]

He's also the only person in America who owns 4 hair trimmers (not counting hair trimmer salespeople)

[@JimboSlice02]

He may be eccentric but the guy knows what he's talking about. He's ranted about toilet paper before but I switched to his recommendation and it he was right. His rant about loving the band Rush but not having much to say say to the lead singer also makes perfect sense to me. But he knows which version was the best master of the recording. His appreciation for fine products and manner of thinking may not make make for "normal" conversation, but I'll take his recommendations every time.

[@ethernet764]

I'm not as obsessive but I can relate to some degree. I always look for BIFL (buy it for life) recommendations before I purchase something.

[@adgd]

Jordan is a Natural Salesman. Sells a product by sheer force of words...

[@hervigdewilde3599]

His car is full of ERG-11's... 💲🤑💲

[@georgegraham9822]

He's the Harold Hill of nose trimmers

[@gustafsone]

The problem with hiring Jordan to do your product marketing/sales is that if you're as big as Panasonic, you're bound to have many models for sale that Jordan loathes as well as the ones he loves. In the same breath of praising one product, he will also casually mention other specific models (made by the same company) that he considers garbage and that nobody should ever buy them. He would be a double-edged sword if you hire him for that job, lol.

[@ryanofottawa]

​@@gustafsone The problem with hiring Jordan is no one will be able to tell you what he does.

[@DimJongUn]

As long as that product is a manscaping device or something from Italy 😉

[@susanab7]

He trims his nose hair in various ways

[@Everblack666]

Lmao

[@MarcoCalavita]

Each hair has various duties and responsibilities.

[@EattheApple666]

👍 don't want to ruin 420

[@YodatheHobbit]

I'm fairly sure that Jordan would disagree with you and tell you he trims his hair in one way via one product at a time.

[@JoshPhoenix11]

And every Tuesday and Friday he finds are the most efficient days to trim.

[@frankeckhardtii9072]

"If they WERE sentient, I think they would value the way I treated them" Jordan does not disappoint 😂

[@Kalernor]

Jordan thinks Toy Story is based on a true story

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

Watching H.E.R. before going to podcast lol

[@Pagalchhagal]

​@@Kalernor explains why a couple of Toy Story products were found in his office. Those might be the only 'friends' he has

[@tcme11]

There are things in the world that do no love and revere me. If they could love and respect me, they certainly would.

[@bohdanholod]

This chemistry between them for some reason always brings me genuine joy 😅

[@GeddyRC]

I think a friendship that dysfunctional yet still respectful on both sides is something we all yearn for.

[@TheAmc1998]

Gets depressed. Immediately searches Conan & Jordan. Instant relief. 🙏🏽

[@jon.yama-otoko]

Same here :)

[@smaganas]

Same

[@NosManJr]

"Just give me everything you have". The most exhausted yet enthusiastic burglar

[@jon.yama-otoko]

LOL

[@Mat0s-316]

Always a treat when Jordan insults Conan's appearance in various ways.

[@TheVelvetVixen]

And conan always gets offended lol.

[@superamario6464]

My guy...great reference for us hardcore fans!

[@falsemcnuggethope]

But Jordan does not prepare his nostrils in various ways. He prepares them in a specific way.

[@alfonsonation]

PLEASE NEVER EVER EVER EVER STOP with these Conan-Jordan episodes. Oh my goodness this is comedy perfection.

[@SemiPerfectDark]

Yeaaassss!!!

[@florete2310]

Even Jeff Goldblum is a huge fan - this interview is a very good example for why that is😂👍

[@RCJH2022]

I think it would put Conan in an early grave. 😂😂

[@pyrecticwilliams9916]

What the hell am I watching??? 😂😂😂 I can't believe 2 people talking about nose trimmers actuality made me laugh! Honestly Conan laughing and turning bright red while Jordan just sat there dead pan waiting for him to finish is a classic...god these two are awesome

[@efisher92]

The “appliance suicides with tiny guns” just about killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asarsalari]

Same here, I cried laughing at that

[@nl5828]

well that’s what “tiny guns” do! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@efisher92]

@@nl5828 🤣🤣🤣

[@DoccoM85]

I lost it at the "pew"

[@jenkem4464]

And hearing the tiny pops throughout the night. lol.

[@Elongated_Muskrat]

This is moving toward Jordan sharing his American Psycho beauty regimen with Conan.

[@nerovondoom6298]

How was that never a segment where on the show before.

[@livinginthisgalaxy7961]

'My name is Jordan Schlansky. I believe in a well groomed nose. I was on the verge of tears when I discovered that the Japanese have trimmers for the domestic market but I was able to obtain several and the relief washes over me like an awesome wave.'

[@kentinson1670]

The difference is that Patrick's beauty regimen is based on his vanity while Jordan's is doing his best to appear a well groomed human

[@kaleblundberg7479]

I think he’s also close to having an American Beauty psychotic break

[@wendylederer367]

😂🤣 That would have made a great sketch on Conan.

[@jaydon00]

Conan: "200 dollars" Jordan: "Okay" IM DEAD

[@phuongpham481]

Seconds earlier: "This is priceless to me."

[@RuthwikRao]

Jordan has learned when to break his routine and give into Conan's lol.

[@DM-kv9kj]

@@phuongpham481 He was just being smart, knowing Conan would do anything to counter him comedically. He knew Conan was very likely then to start offering a load of cash after saying that. Genius way to pocket an extra 200 bucks for a day's "work".

[@Wayward9]

He went on a long tangent just to suddenly cut himself off when he got dollar signs in his eyes

[@inappropriate_comments]

You killed yourself with a lil gun too?

[@JamesSmith-rj4yw]

“…Just give me everything you have” ugh there is just nothing better than these two together

[@matthewdavidson5377]

At this point, I’m convinced that in 100 years, people will still be watching these Conan & Jordan clips and laughing. So many funny lines in this one episode. 😆

[@spyninja1456]

And they’ll still be making them

[@KingKong11730]

Jordan: They're priceless to me Conan: I'll give you 200 bucks Jordan: Done.

[@bri4853]

Was about to comment this LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@superamario6464]

Brilliant! So thats how Jordan prepares his body in various ways

[@Tubeydoobydoo]

😂 best callback

[@DOVADED]

Boom.

[@brenobacci]

I love this sentence so much. Always makes me laugh.

[@robertfinch1658]

Yes, every Tuesday and Friday.

[@superamario6464]

@@brenobacci :)

[@dannylove]

I speak for everyone when I say we need more Jordan and Conan

[@crunchio]

Conan nearly fainted from laughing at his own jokes

[@TheUrbanEpicure]

His face did turn a worrying shade of red, I noticed.

[@Chad.Commenter]

@@TheUrbanEpicurealmost purple lol

[@Denbrr]

I died with him.

[@The_Haze]

This is gold. Jordan is insane. He has a collection of nose hair trimmers.

[@gomoistic]

Jordan needs to star in his own movie- Conan co-stars- it’s all in their improv style- 90 minutes non stop- you’re already imagining scenes right?- with cameos of Goldblum, Thomas, Wanda Sykes, Larry David etc. Tell me it wouldn’t be a hit on Netflix!😊😊

[@adnansharique154]

" If it was around you for 20 years, it probably killed itself "

[@CraigMCox]

Haha never seen Conan lose it like this before

[@TheycallmeMrWonka]

I'll give you that. It is very American Psycho. Not even joking.

[@adamfrbs9259]

Literally made it to this comment right as he said it...haha

[@dapsign]

“Every Tuesday and Friday” got me 😂😂😂

[@dustinharvey2111]

he finds are the most efficient days

[@dapsign]

@@dustinharvey2111 My husband has now taken it upon himself to add nose hair trimming on Tuesdays and Fridays into his routine. 🙄🤣🙄

[@ericflames]

That's some crazy nose growing days

[@Xxbwachamp445xX]

Conan saying “ I do hope you’re murdered soon” while trimming his nose topped it off perfectly

[@xSociety]

I died at that part!

[@lcathartman]

“You have shaving problems, and ya always have”😂😂😂

[@fanaticheart]

you could tell he'd been holding that one in for years!

[@dosedoze9121]

Conan crying "hurtful" in reply to a single comment from Jordan after the way he regularly treats him is hilarious ...

[@lavatr8322]

Jordan's Explanation and Reasoning behind Every Choice he makes and Why did he makes.... Is actually mind boggling Also his vocabulary is phenomenal

[@MagisterJoe]

“I seek out high quality wherever on the planet it may lie.” Protect this man at all costs.

[@jakesincase]

This is better than the best comedy writing. It has it all, drama, real emotion, and incredible deep jokes strung over the length of the exchange. It's a masterpiece.

[@BrentWigginsWords]

Jordan: I like to live minimally. Also Jordan: *buys 5 nose hair trimmers*

[@error-xn7hn]

He has 4 good ones. One bad trimmer. And one dead trimmer. #MarrieKondo [edit: I guess he only has 3 good ones now. :(]

[@Sookigarage]

Did you see old Team Coco videos showing Jordans office? Stocked with clutter and junk.

[@ifalone]

​@@error-xn7hnhe has more

[@cvspvr]

yeah, but these 5 nose hair trimmers will last him a lifetime, as opposed to buying a new nose hair trimmer every few months

[@ifalone]

he has more than 5

[@ShivaKailashShambho]

Jordan became so enthusiastic and animated. He has improved himself a lot throughout the years.

[@koushanamir-khosravi4351]

"The glory days of nosehair trimmer" lol gotta love it

[@shadowsmirk]

Jordan: "I try to buy very few products" Also Jordan: "I have four nose-hair trimmers, and a couple of broken ones that I still hold onto"

[@wyskass861]

Different products he said. He commits to few kinds of products, but the ones he likes he holds on to.

[@milwaukeeskosher]

@@wyskass861he talks as if we didn't know what his office looked like

[@wyskass861]

@@milwaukeeskosher Ya, I always think of that and his Pop Tarts when he talks a big game about sophisticated lifestyle.

[@mark9294]

@@wyskass861well pop tarts are exotic to Italians, so considering Jordan is an Italiaboo it would make sense for him to consider pop tarts a moniker of extravagant living

[@wyskass861]

@@mark9294 That's an insightful way of giving him a reasonable excuse.

[@cosmemendez6608]

Conan authentically upset is refreshing in a way. He proceeds to say, “you were yelling at me, and you upset me”. Then they both pass on in an understanding. Classic.

[@IrishAndroid]

"I can see you being a little worried you didn't buy a fifth." Lmfao.

[@nnjjee1]

“The glory days of nose hair trimmers” 😂😂😂😂

[@fkcoolers2669]

the tiny gun noise and "my hair dryer's dead" lmaooo I needed that today

[@Troctzul]

I like how Jordan identifies with a nose hair trimmer.

[@PlayzBlanston]

"if it was around you for 20 years it probably killed itself" literally had my drink coming out of my nose

[@tokyotank123]

Referring to the age of an old nose hair trimmer as its "lineage" is so Jordan

[@juliovnobre]

“These are priceless” “I’ll give you 200 dollars” “okay” 😂😂

[@MehrdadParthian]

the conan and jordan show literally heals my heart and my mind. i could not have asked for more. its the best duo television ever created. and i highly appreciate it.

[@aburzlaff87]

The line that broke me was Conan saying "You got 15 in a bag, you mother f**ker!" Laughing so much my stomach hurts and I'm crying! More Conan & Jordan please!!!

[@thejandjchannel5016]

I nearly spit rockstar through my nose on that line

[@dolphy1978]

13 minutes of Conan & Jordan contain more pure gold humor than 13 years of Fallon or Kimmel. I wish I were exaggerating.

[@zer0953]

i do find some guiliermo skits funny but thats it, nothing positive to say about fallon tho

[@megarooster99]

Why do you have to bring negativity and insults to another person in order to compliment someone else? Attitudes like yours are what make people miserable

[@dolphy1978]

@@megarooster99 Saying that someone is funnier than someone else is an "insult"?Attitudes like yours are what makes Bill Burr miserable.

[@androidaccount7743]

​@@megarooster99Jimmy is that you? Haha

[@bnnnnnnnnnnn]

I wish I was ...... Not were

[@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral]

Jordan is the only person on planet earth that has a plethora of nose-hair trimmers.

[@NyolateAMV]

He should give me some. I never trim my nose hair..nor the ones down there...

[@MaineManDezzo]

And knows that names of them by hard is insane lol

[@michelstronguin6974]

Jordan: “This is priceless to me” Conan: “$200?” Jordan: “Ok”

[@KillKenny09]

what a salesman

[@whitesimurgh6363]

A good Jew..

[@jamiev7165]

He needs that money for more trips to Italy 😆 🇮🇹

[@Mustheartdogs]

I love it when Jordan slightly overpowers Conan.

[@avazquez85]

I love how Conan laughs at his own joke hahahaha

[@TheVelvetVixen]

Hearty belly laughs

[@Karl_Drogo55]

I think its cuz with Jordan he already anticipates his reaction/response to lookin at him with a dead face lmao

[@whitestoneandy797]

"And sometimes they leave a little note" and "If they were sentient I think they would value the way I treated them"

[@jerumming3232]

Probably one of the funniest Jordan interactions to date

[@PixiexRiri]

Besties 😂

[@maxuli21]

I need someone like Jordan in my life to give me product recommendations. I've spent hours researching different products, like laundry detergent, hand soap, different foods etc. But I feel like Jordan already has all of the knowledge I'm looking for.

[@celo8070]

Never thought I would be on KZbin looking at Jordan talking about a nose trimmer , and its amazing. This is the greatest clip on KZbin. Ever.

[@Batmonthesequel]

Jordan’s whole “thing” has definitely worked because I trust him completely with his product preferences

[@ThatsOnYoutube]

My phone just shot itself with a tiny gun.

[@aznsensation44]

I want Jordan's product reviews to come back because it reminds me of the time he brought in the Philips Norelco shaver. Also I can indeed attest to the fact that Japanese always save their best stuff for their own people

[@jamesreid8523]

We SOOOOOOOOOO need more Conan and Jordan on here!!

[@baldyhardnut260]

This is where Jordan really shines trying to sell us these very personal products

[@brianpolley7084]

My face is killing me from laughing. These two guys together are hilarious.😂

[@KMehrabi]

Jordan’s ultra-specific product complaints remind me of the classic “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage” bits from the Late Night show

[@martinkinn]

wow Jordan outsmarted Conan here. Very rare.

[@korvo3198]

Conan always has me dying but conan and Jordan schlansky together is just comedy gold 😂😂😂

[@Pand3Js]

Hearing and seeing the staff crack up in the background, makes it all the more funny.

[@eliaslauber6549]

Conan should always focus his discussions with Jordan on "down there", like in 10:38 he almost broke again as he was in the video about "human soil". So funny that talking about feces and things like that make even the most sophisticated man break

[@robinheil]

My favorite part is when he says he trims his nose hair every Tuesday and Friday

[@sixtsix6573]

Hearing Conan's laughter brings so much joy to my life. It's great trying to watch Jordan hold it together as well, a few smirks sneaked in there...or is it snuck? I'm sure Conan remembers.

[@Knickerboxer]

The relationship between conan and jordan is pure comedy, and I applaud Jordan for putting up with it 😂

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

With the chemistry these two shared over the decades, Conan and Jordan are literally inseparable!

[@PkGam]

Jordan and Conan: *Converses* Everyone watching: *In hysterics*

[@ErmanErkur]

Creating such a gem of a content from such a mundane topic, the chemistry you guys have is always entertaining beyond words. I know people want more but I think this is the perfect amount since its a delight seeing you two occasionally. I’m a fan! Thank you

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

God, the years of laughs we got out of simply watching Conan and Jordan interact are priceless lol. Every time I see Jordan, I HAVE to click, especially this newer stuff. All jokes aside, I know that he's a quirky guy, and the years that we spent learning that none of this is an act or schtick is amazing. When you take all of that away, I really wish that I could sit and talk to him person to person. Just genuinely curious as to whether or not Jordan really throws himself into learning all about everything that he comes in contact with.

[@blue97488]

Pure comedy gold. Riffing, spontaneous, going down dark alleys to get the laugh, all unscripted. Please don’t quit this stupendous comedy pairing. Honestly, I almost choked on my chewing gum watching this, crying laughing 😂

[@SavingPrivateBob]

Literal comedy gold. Jordan has been the best thing that's ever happened to Conan's career.

[@matthewadair4507]

Conan and Jordan Schlansky are the antithesis of each other, and yet they have the best dynamic. Their remotes are legendary.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

I've got a new respect for Conan after seeing him on Hot Ones. I just thought of him as a talk show host, a good talk show host, but nothing more, and one that was ready to retire and was probably somewhat jaded. Man was I wrong. He's at the top of his game and still has the spark. Will have to look up more of his productions. 😊

[@biznesslizard]

This comment is probably being etched into stone above the entrance to Conaco HQ as we speak.

[@AtikBayraktar]

9:47 just give me everything you have :D lool!

[@fatmn]

I love how Conan always does a great job of making the audience feel like we've also known and worked with Jordan for 30 years

[@zeshef]

Jordan has the best product quality sensibility. His recommendation for a body hair trimmer was excellent and I still use the device 8 years later. Much respect.

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

Another Golden Conan and Jordan moment. Instant classic.

[@taputechnic]

I don't think I've ever laughed so much during a Jordan video, and I've watched all of them various times.

[@003XQ]

Why are these two always so entertaining to watch? 😂

[@hesgabe]

I just got a Panasonic nose hair trimmer delivered and its phenomenal. Thank you, Jordan.

[@rachelsantora7379]

Love it when Jordan comes on. More Conan and Jordan skits please!! I loved the trip to Italy! 🇮🇹 ❤

[@ralhamami]

I'm digging this version of Jordan. He seems more, I don't know the right word for it, animated than usual? Like more out of his shell. Nice. :)

[@sofiesummerbradley]

He became so animated when Conan offered him to pay $200 for the trimmer😂

[@Iwished4]

If he had a KZbin channel dedicated to reviews of everyday products... My life would be so easy.

[@shaezchannel]

This was absolutely amazing to watch. Thank you so much for bringing Jordan back.

[@lbaccarini]

This level of silliness is absolutely unprecedented and so hilarious, I love it!

[@zarazen8110]

This is by FAR the best thing I’ve ever come across on KZbin lol