Conan & Jordan Share A Kaiseki Meal | CONAN on TBS

Conan enjoys a traditional multi-course Japanese dinner with Jordan - with a little help from Ralph Macchio.
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[@alequi1234]

I saw a tear on Jordan’s eye when they told the Karate kid secret

[@KevinP32270]

lolol

[@GrinBx]

scripted but hilarious

[@Radb707]

@@GrinBx not scripted. Conan explains that they had already learned of his mistake with karate kid 2 prior to Japan and purposely brought him there just so he could show him the video. In the unedited video, Jordan is actually pissed off.

[@russellngwinn6800]

Radb707 he looked pretty pissed in the edited version too! Almost to the point of crying!

[@ahkilbrinkley9715]

K8d

[@niels9203]

So Jordan has a long-standing fascination with Italy, then he adds Japan. If he develops some sort of fascination with Germany, he'll have all the Axis powers. Interesting collection

[@vankai06]

hehehehe

[@kinokoc7272]

underrated lol

[@DonDon-fs2tl]

Damn just noticed that...

[@saurabhjain9785]

Nice observation

[@spornge]

If only he were ever as right about things as he thinks he is

[@Proambler]

This is what I love most: Jordan must have mentioned this false karate kid 2 trivia in the past. The moment Conan learned Jordan was wrong about this, he arranged an entire trip to Japan just to destroy Jordan 🤣🤣🤣

[@keri1364]

Conan is a high key genius

[@T42928]

Listen to his interviewwith Howard Stern where he came up with a fake award for Bill Cosby. Its gold.

[@luxinvictus9018]

On a recent podcast Jordan revealed how he felt in that moment, and that he didnt ultimately care about the trivia because it didnt take away his appreciation in japan. No, in that moment he was actually dumb founded that Conan had taken this much effort to debunk his trivia, AND that he had held off for the entire trip. What you see on that face is not sadness, its confusion and awe at conan's patience lol

[@Bergen98]

But in the end, Jordan got to visit Japan, eat in some of the best places and enjoy the culture and activities. So who is a loser in the end?

[@47imagine]

Dude it's all part of the bit. Jordan is in character. And the editing of the videos adds to it.

[@csgyoutubian5208]

Jordan is lecturing Conan on Japanese table etiquette yet he's very rudely waving his ohashi (chopsticks) around and picking up his dishes and smelling them . Love this bit.

[@pcbassoon3892]

So Katelyn Ohashi's last name means chopsticks?

[@csgyoutubian5208]

@@pcbassoon3892 It all depends on how it's written in kanji. In Japanese, as in English and other languages, a word can have multiple meanings such as the examples of "train" or "fly", etc.

[@stonewallperformance]

@@csgyoutubian5208 I read that in Jordan’s voice and now… I get it. Lol

[@katakana-kun2122]

Are you related to Jordan in any way? Ohashi is literally translated chopsticks, so just say chopsticks lol.

[@Cyberpunkkitten]

I’m Japanese, and the chopstick bit was killing me!

[@aminzarei1557]

Honestly if Jordan is just playing a character.he's the most professional actor I've ever seen.

[@mikebazinga982]

He is lol

[@OctavinaPlayer]

He broke quite a lot at the Italy special, like when they were driving in Tuscany and during the wine tasting part.

[@Aryan-fo1ls]

He is obviously exaggerating a little for TV but i think he is like this in general

[@mikebazinga982]

@@Aryan-fo1ls "exaggerating a little" nah he's exaggerating a lot. You could see behind the scenes footage where he acts perfectly normal lol

[@Aryan-fo1ls]

@@mikebazinga982 Depends on your definition of what 'perferctly normal' should be

[@a1sausie453]

“The high priest of meaningless conversation.” 🤣

[@dakillah6018]

yeah wtf was that

[@bmkra8593]

Lmao!

[@princevalencia8816]

Conan went from 0 to 100 real quick and Jordan wasn’t ready. 😂

[@laraoneal7284]

A1sausie Yes hilarious. I didn’t know these vignettes existed until today and I’m loving it. Had no idea Conan was such a comedic genius.

[@ozzieluvaya2202]

This is pretty funny.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

I actually feel genuinely bad for Jordan. A bigger kid just broke his firetruck. 🥺

[@Kinobambino]

He was a tool that whole time why you feel bad for him 😆

[@AttilatheThrilla]

His “Japanese” fire truck built in Hawaii?? 🤣

[@firstnamelastname9219]

@@Kinobambino hes not a tool, hes just passionate. He might even be autistic. leave him alone and let him live his life

[@nuck-]

@@Kinobambino He plays a hammed up version of himself. You could actually see the tears welling in his eyes, this one actually affected him i think.

[@matthewstaton6810]

I am on team Jordan here 100% He was genuinely hurt from that last bit.

[@JMTE27]

“She is moments away from drowning herself in the pond” loveeee the dark humor lol 😂

[@sungodnika4613]

Can you explain what do dark about it? I don't understand

[@WiggleJimmy]

@@sungodnika4613 No. There was a minimum comprehension level for this course and your internet license will be revoked if you can't figure it out for yourself.

[@sidthekid1170]

@@sungodnika4613 yeah I wanna know what's so dark about it? Just asking

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

I think you're full Shinto 🤣

[@Iol0l281]

@@sidthekid1170 I think what they mean is that there's a high suicide rate in Japan & well you can just imagine the rest....

[@blueemoji389]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Jordan is Batman And Conan is joker

[@mohitoBhau5499]

Hahahahahha. So true. Happy Holidays.

[@blueemoji389]

Mohit Kalro No U! 😏👍 have a good day

[@gregoryillinivich5328]

jordan is Joker and Conan is Murray

[@mohitoBhau5499]

@@gregoryillinivich5328 jordan is two face/dr. Strange, conan is riddler

[@Khan-dt9nh]

And bat Is getting his ass kicked

[@user-de9zt3tw4p]

Jordan looks like he is about to raid the southern water tribe

[@christophercruz1513]

He already exterminate the Air Bender Nation.

[@lexismaldonado7246]

@@christophercruz1513 AHHHHHH NOOOOOO

[@fromans1734]

nice refrance

[@gaeldiaz2132]

Has anyone seen Jordan’s honor?

[@jazzinthevoid]

LOL

[@dwocelot6913]

The fact that he didn't break character the whole time is amazing. The Mach-io bit was hysterical

[@iamironclaw]

Maybe not in this video. Didn't you notice all the cuts they made? It wasn't shot in one continuous go. If it was, this video could have been 1 hour. And we do see Jordan cracking a smile here and there, on the verge of laughing, but they change camera angle etc, probably to retake/remove stuff.

[@Denyingjester29]

It is edited.

[@Dmdm_dm]

@@iamironclaw He was kinda smiling when he was smelling the first dish

[@stroock6394]

the full version is on YT, conan gets jordan to break several times lmao

[@stanleyshady9465]

There was no character to break.. they were being for real.. the full dinner was 1 hour and 11 mins on youtube and they really were goin at it, Jordan esp

[@askapk]

I love how Jordan says he can respect how Ralph Machio pronounces his name only to continually call him by the incorrect pronunciation.

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

I think you're full of Shinto 🤣

[@alive4ever1]

MAKIO is the correct pronunciation in Italian and it is an Italian name. It is sad that Italian American do not know how to pronounce their Italian last names.

[@askapk]

@@silverswx but... but... it's his name. Lol. His name. Not my name. Not your name. Not Italy's name. HIS NAME! I would think he would decide the pronunciation of his own name. Like, he IS still alive to correct us.

[@askapk]

@@silverswx maybe someone called him machio when he was a kid... kinda like "macho" and it just stuck? Idk. Either way is all I'm saying.

[@askapk]

@@silverswx well, thats the point I'm making. I have German ancestry, and my last name in Germany would sound different then the way I've pronounced it all my life. Am I gonna let Germans come here and tell me what my last name actually is? Or worse even, fake Germans (fake Italians as in Jordan's case)?

[@ricardosannicholas7405]

"I think you're full of Shinto"

[@libertiesbreathe5014]

Yeeeessssss Yeeeeessss!!!!!!!

[@markoosh]

That killed me lel

[@timbroski4487]

That one was so clever, I watched this video at least twice a week for the past few months just to hear that joke

[@jqueryrocks]

@@timbroski4487 every time I face pressure and anxiety, I watch this episode to relax myself.

[@yanushkagunawardena7092]

I am offensive and I find this Japanese !

[@WestOfEarth]

What makes this even more hilarious is that the tea ceremony is supposed to be held with high regard towards one another, mutual respect, and feelings of peace.

[@Kinobambino]

Lol

[@chrissoliz6218]

Not with Conan. Lol

[@ScootyPuffJrSux]

"Aaaaand no."

[@ryanpeters1353]

No way wouldn't have guessed..

[@PowerYoutuberViewer]

This isn't a tea ceremony

[@hamiltonseger]

The most passive aggressive dinner ever😂

[@nl5828]

there is an unedited version of this dinner (about 60mins), where the passive aggression is at a completely different level!

[@vuha5000]

You guys gotta see the uncut version, absolutely killer

[@redrain9578]

Where do I watch it?? Name please

[@cruiseutopia4797]

@@redrain9578 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYrdenVjoaufndU Conan and Jordan in Japan - Day 2

[@ludmillagutomo]

"the high priest of meaningless conversations" 😂😂😂

[@BambaZillah]

That was really witty!

[@ludmillagutomo]

@@BambaZillah haha..yes! conan IS very witty! 😂😂😂

[@reyvander2120]

Jordan: “Domo Arigato” Conan: “Mr. Roboto” 😂😂😂

[@user-qn2ey6gk4m]

Reminds me of that one guy saying that whilst wearing lengire on a bed

[@Skate2EDM]

I like that song.

[@hirocko1]

sans

[@sheryarhafeez1006]

I died there.

[@TheeMontz]

He said "Dont Arigato", right?

[@pizzaman6926]

"you sound like an insane stalker" everything after that had me dying.

[@rhetiq9989]

I think this could be my favorite Conan and Jordan skit, like ever. Every cut of it is just golden from start to finish and the ending might just be one of my favorite Jordan moments ever lol

[@definitelynosebreather]

It should be a respectful meal, and they are there roasting each other in every minute hahaha

[@alexpollock6932]

I love how Jordan is slamming Conan hard this entire segment only for Conan to nuke him at the end

[@courtnie97]

Got nuked like Japan.

[@Ysumbruh0]

Just like how Pearl Harbor and what happened after the Americans nuked japan

[@AgentE1Games]

@@Ysumbruh0 oof

[@nebulousisgod]

Jordan woke the sleeping giant. Conan is a barbarian and not to be messed with.

[@liqht_star96]

i wonder if they filmed that in Nagasaki or Hiroshima

[@guyguy3559]

Without the laughter this would be pretty heated

[@brace110]

You should watch the full hour behind the scenes, it's painful to watch.

[@Isaac.D.grizzly]

@Miss reign Same

[@catalyst1659]

ikr

[@Kinobambino]

Jordan is so serious 😆

[@Mr0meed]

@@brace110 where can I find the behind the scenes?

[@Epiphonelespaul56]

I’m super depressed since my wife left me and this video gives me so much joy.

[@domdom1026]

Sorry to hear that, hang in there buddy

[@domdom1026]

@Bryan Daly I'd rather leave your wife than get paid by Ralph Macchio to tell you how funny you were at bingo night in some retirement home

[@neeraj3434]

@Bryan Daly So funny dude. When were you last loved by parents?

[@armenstaubach9276]

Depressed! You should be celebrating now… you can take mine anytime bro

[@alexm7627]

True peace can only be found in Christ, God bless you Patrick

[@AntonioSantos-xg2qo]

Miss these two already! They should have a show...just them 2... traveling.

[@Thursday_The_12th]

i agree antonio

[@reginaldsanders9987]

Or just sitting in a room talking.

[@edmonix6457]

The price of a flight to Japan : Around $600. The look on Jordan's face when he finds out that Karate Kid 2 was filmed in Hawaii: Priceless.

[@leppyleppy6210]

I think it cost about one childhood and the soul of a grown man.

[@jojosoares3879]

😅😅 he was Crying

[@theanonymoustalk]

IDK where ur leaving from, it's ~1k base price on the east side of the US

[@Colmbaz]

ShaZam … Have you used Skyscanner?! Are you booking it for well in advance? Are you checking multiple airports and cities? And I definitely don’t think a flight within the United States is gonna cost more than 200USD do you could easily get to whatever coast it is cheaper.

[@edmonix6457]

@@theanonymoustalk Never payed that much I'm in Colorado

[@glennrudolph]

This is the first one where I actually felt bad for Jordan

[@tannercryder9324]

I was just thinking normally it's pretty light banter but Conan really laid into him!

[@edwarddaniels9915]

I almost did too, but fortunately he broke character a couple times which is enough reassurance for me to laugh haha

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

I think jordan is a very secure man, i laugh because i truly believe he can handle it. Jordan wont be looking sleep over this while he's traveling through Europe meeting amazing people. He can take a little self deprecation.

[@pizzacapo7072]

Was thinking about seppuku at 5:38.

[@kiduly]

I swear I feel like a saw a tear building up in Jordan's eye.

[@sayantanmukherjee8074]

2:03 "I think you're full of Shinto" I died there.

[@bronzedog184]

Jorda being genuinely annoyed by conan's mannerisms is the most hilarious thing ever 😂

[@jspres86]

That probably explains Jordan's near-deranged look at 4:07. The way he goes "Yeah.." really makes it seem like he's about to leap across the table

[@gordondean9189]

I doubt that the one trick pony has ever been genuinely anything. Very amusing in small doses but respect to Conan for being able to stand him for hours at a time.

[@FloatingSunfish]

*"I think you're full of Shinto."* 😂😂🤣

[@princembele7101]

I went off when he said that 😂😂😂

[@henryabbot8083]

What does that mean?

[@clarkw4028]

@@henryabbot8083 🙄 really dude? Smh Jesus Christ!

[@MK-ly3gk]

@@clarkw4028 Americans 🤣🤣

[@clarkw4028]

@@MK-ly3gk FACTS!

[@jcd4ever386]

Jordan Schlansky: "You are the fly banging against the window." Audience: "Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh."

[@friendlykristen]

Loved this line haha

[@ry4nmaster]

That was straight savagery

[@ahkilbrinkley9715]

By

[@tinyGiraffasaurus]

jordan roasted tf outta conan in this one lol

[@VIVALAVERSA]

The shintou joke by conan was pure masterclass

[@samchen9951]

It was, on so many levels

[@benjaminvg8018]

I laughed so hard, I don't know why 😂😂

[@justsay1n692]

THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST COMIC ACTS BETWEEN TWO FUNNY GUYS.

[@kevinbrueck]

Conan is the first person in the history of the internet to use Ralph Machio as the delivery system for one of the sickest burns of all time. Well done Coco.

[@dapeach06]

He had some sick burns in Cobra Kai, so KZbin was actually first. "If you wanna get technical...I kicked his face"

[@fartkerson]

If you really want to get technical, Jordan (a producer for the show) is in on the gag because it's just written entertainment. They're playing roles, just like Andy Kaufman did.

[@xordus]

@@fartkerson maybe, maybe not. If he was in on it, he played it well.

[@fartkerson]

@@xordus There's a compilation video of the times Jordan breaks character and spontaneously laughs when he should be deadpan. Conan plays off of it -- because the show must go on -- and it works, but it's revealing to see him break that otherwise consistent straight face he gives the camera. Both Jordan and Conan are peculiar people, but they exaggerate their quirks for our entertainment.

[@jakestoneking5555]

He may have used Ralph Machio for a burn, but Conan just swept both of Jordan's legs! Might as well start calling him Conan-Kai!

[@RebelleGameOfficial]

I love that they’re fighting over winning the waitress’ heart

[@davec3651]

I think to settle it they need to go have a karate fight on like, a square island stage thingy, during an Okinawan festival. In Hawaii.

[@jimmyhilley6706]

Dave C greatest comment ever to grace KZbin

[@cejTmn]

Thought that was toxic masculinity, since their are accerting their ego, who is the alpha... To ____ the lady

[@rivera8109]

Wait till they get to meet her parents.

[@eminenception]

@@cejTmn what

[@DarkSkies72]

These two . . . Priceless. This was a little cruel but hilarious at the same time. Jordan is a ticking time bomb.

[@samdiego1965]

Conan and Jordan were a great duo. Wish we could’ve gotten more of these

[@jspres86]

Well, apparently we WILL be getting more of these two together soon.

[@cap6741]

​@@jspres86where and when?

[@jspres86]

@@xahst kzbin.info/www/bejne/omGop6ibaZt_hM0

[@spbizzy_]

“I’m the one she’s eventually going to marry” 😂

[@shaniazimmerman3922]

SP Bizzy *woman walks into the room* “Oops that’s embarrassing.” 😂

[@nothingwrong1050]

@@ShinGarugamesh no no no no

[@jqueryrocks]

Oops, that's awkward.

[@viktorsilva4017]

Ralph Macchio: "So, Karate Kid 2 was shot in Hawaii" Jordan's brain: Error 404 Conan: * *laughs in Evil* *

[@girlswetcom]

Viktor Silva lol

[@lauraleon9332]

Conan got the last laugh and it was epic!🤣🤣😠

[@mrhenden2817]

more like error 422

[@tomrake3264]

Shlansky talking about the importance and significance of Japanese culture... while waving his chopsticks around like a conductor of an orchestra hahaha

[@chrisrobinson8172]

Always really, really, really enjoyed this duo but just now asking myself if they may infact be the best comedy duo ever, across a relatively much smaller sample than some other great duos. To their credit, I think there's an even higher potential to their comedy in the stuff we don't see, or that they're even funnier just naturally interacting without the edits or putting on a show for the camera, as much as that last part might diminish Conans driving these interactions in such a wild, showman fashion. Anyway, like 99% of you weirdos watching these on repeat like me, I think these guys are just the funniest thing. Happy holidays, nerd. Stop reading and watch more Conan.

[@joeking6972]

The best part is it’s never one sided; sometimes Jordan’s the weird one and sometimes Conan the douche. Really keeps me in suspense.

[@mr.potter4622]

It’s like the best Ying and Yang relationship lol Both of their personalities just counter each other perfectly and it’s hilarious. I have rewatched Conan’s clips so many times too!

[@Redeyez2424]

I read this in jordans voice like he wrote it himself lol

[@persimmcn]

i’ve never been more ready and certain to spend 7 minutes and 12 seconds of my life on something

[@cthomas025]

Every Conan remote is an instant watch. Especially when Jordan is included.

[@LAFC.]

lmao as soon as I saw the title I knew I was about to laugh.

[@venozotheproducer6033]

Damn right!

[@sethfinberg348]

Jordan, "the high priest of meaningless conversation".

[@cassio2034]

Marry me, my ebony queen, and we shall indulge on binge watching Conan and Jordan Schlansky videos for the rest of our lives

[@gabivallejo7734]

- just sit *silence - you work for me

[@CyberDog4304]

Savage

[@bon2yan88]

Maniac

[@KevinP32270]

finish him lol

[@saeedvazirian]

JS is the only reason Conan has views.

[@matthewjones8798]

Friedrich Schopfheim excuse you...

[@joshuajones9296]

Conan is the funniest person I've ever witnessed. He is such joy.

[@kaba8432]

Jordan and Conan are an amazing comedy duo!

[@Rattenhoofd]

Ralph later said in an interview that he was filming Cobra Kai when this came out, and they all watched it together and loved it. For the remainder of shooting, everyone was walking around on set going "I can get to Macchio! I can get to Macchio!".

[@askapk]

Lol. That's great. Thanks for sharing that anecdote many of us might have missed.

[@Nergal_Slayer]

Lmao

[@twinkie415]

💀💀💀

[@tompakfu1]

That is hilarious 😂

[@fwcraigslist]

MAAKKKKIO!

[@kuniosolis]

damm... i could almost hear his heart break followed by Conan's evil laughter knowing that he got him.

[@thejuiceweasel]

"I understand this culture" while gesticulating with chopsticks, man, I love Jordan.

[@ricenoodles632]

Seen this a thousand times and never gotten tired of it

[@redel37]

Best quotes: "you are a pervert" "I understand you and I don't think you are funny right now"

[@RandomShowerThoughts]

I can get to Macchio

[@osamab814]

“You’re full of Shinto”

[@kano9117]

Still can’t tell if Jordan is a character or not.

[@GeneralPet]

It's a character..

[@buskool5491]

@@GeneralPet explain further please

[@GeneralPet]

@@buskool5491 That's not how he normally is. He's playing a character

[@Charlieh1989]

@@GeneralPet surely we have to go on the assumption that Jordan is playing a character, but an overblown version of his ACTUAL self. that's how all the best caricatures are created.

[@caresseofficial6741]

he is obiously acting, they must be best friends to be traveling the world together, they have been a team since conans start as a tv host and tv comedian.

[@Vaizel9]

5:30 , damn just crushed years of fascination. i almost feel bad.

[@tasnimbari4012]

one of the best skits of Jordan and Conan

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

I died when he called Jordan a pervert when he smells the food.

[@CrazyLinguiniLegs]

My condolences

[@nebpr0]

Jordan-san hentaidesune!

[@araara6667]

It looks like a part of jordan died on the inside when he found out it was filmed in hawaii

[@jamestinsley3110]

You make that sound like a bad thing.

[@RandomShowerThoughts]

canzo0378 yup

[@TheKennethECarper]

How could he NOT know it was filmed in Hawaii? They never made a secret of it. It's bizarre a hardcore fan like Jordan would simply not know where the movie was made.

[@MehrdadParthian]

@@TheKennethECarper but thats what it is. he is not that much hardcore about karate kid. he was just a fan and used to watch it when he was young, he didn't know every detail about that movie the way he knows every detail about star wars !

[@DigitalJacob]

I thought this was referring to the fact the remote was filmed in Hawaii and I was so confused

[@malcolmc3837]

had to come back to watch this again after they talk about this at Inside Conan.

[@paulv7744]

you went "inside" conan?

[@andybenson2971]

I think this is the best Conan/Jordan bit of them all. They have the unrestrained bickering of people who have known each other for years and it's very heart-warming.😂

[@hawaiidispenser]

Jordan + Conan = Gold, as always

[@TazTalksYouListen]

Definitely. It should be noted that Jordan wasn't allowed to explain (or it was cut in editing) that the launch of his fascination with Japanese culture did not hinge on whether scenes were *_actually_* shot in Japan or were simply made to look like they were (although included in the edit was when he said he understood movies are make-believe at 05:58 - probably only because Conan cross-talked with his "you fraud" bit). Either way, KK2 attempted to convey Japanese culture, and it obviously resonated with Jordan. They edited it to look like Jordan was blindsided by a revelation that was not germane to his fascination (although it will likely cause him to do a little more research on similar things of his interest in the future). It was certainly Conan-funny and Jordan-awkward.

[@GenericExotics]

@@TazTalksYouListen This comment sounds like something Jordan would say

[@justindenney-hall5875]

hawaiidispenser More like Platinum lol.

[@joermundgand]

White clown, Red Clown, Straight man, Funny man. Oldest act there is.

[@TazTalksYouListen]

@@GenericExotics - My exact intention.

[@x-raymnd3972]

They’re literally Michael Scott and Toby

[@underhill918gaming5]

It's so true.

[@almontasermihoob5873]

no where near

[@UrosDrljaca]

"in real life"

[@jmhhjyy]

Well this Jordan you are seeing is not actually himself irl... But as an Office fan I like your analogy!

[@x-raymnd3972]

Bill Torpedo i know he’s cool irl, I’ve seen some behind the scenes of him being normal sometimes breaking his character and laughing, but I’m talking about his character in the show

[@rodrigopacheco12]

Conan and Jordan Schlansky is without a doubt one of the funniest bits of comedy I have seen in my lifetime.

[@Jaquass]

I love Jordan so much. He should have his own show!

[@ninjaahjumma]

Poor Jordan, he looked like he was about to cry... XD

[@Floninjalo]

Doesn't he always?

[@avocademy]

Conan is going to make this man kill himself.

[@RacingKitty64]

Its a character

[@jectblade]

@@RacingKitty64 Probably mostly a character by now, but I always thought Jordan's character was based on some truth. Like, he's a quirkier guy than usual in real life, but he's exaggerated to create a persona. Kind of like KZbin personalities.

[@williamkirkpatrick6068]

Yeah cry laughing 😂

[@stealthassasin1day291]

Props to Jordan for holding back those Tears after seeing that video

[@isaiahclayton8178]

@6:00 -7:12 has to be my favorite part . I’ve rewatched this part too many times. I laughed out of control at the barbershop. I couldn’t help it 😂

[@TheShifani]

Can always count on any Team Coco skit to make me laugh out loud no matter the occasion. America's best tv show. Love from Sri Lanka!

[@patientzeropoint5271]

That analogy Jordan used was beautiful, especially when he ended it by saying Conan was basically a fly bumping into the window.

[@fernybern]

*BANGING* not bumping

[@headlight31]

PatientZeroPoint5 yeah that was a sick burn. But Conan got a better one though 🤣

[@TheSavageBountyHunter]

Conan always wins though 😂

[@graviler2514]

Jordan is the creepiest person lacking of self awareness I've seen.

[@TheYvan93]

And that's how Jordan joined Cobra Kai.

[@dapeach06]

He's already dressed for it

[@youstolethecookie]

Hahahahahaha

[@keren.icehand]

Lol😂👍

[@wisdom_seeker85]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PlasmaCoolantLeak]

"Sweep the leg, Jordan! No mercy!"

[@Tehownilator]

This is genius! The look in Jordan’s face after the call, omg! You’re simultaneously feel horrible for him but also laughing at him.

[@Jimmy-um5me]

“ I think you’re full of shinto “ 😂

[@heinmyar]

jordan kind of scares me, he looks like he's always about to snap and punch conan in the face

[@KanpekiJan]

Seems to me like he's just extremely good at keeping a straight face.

[@ermonski]

I actually want to see that lol

[@rhetiq9989]

His desire for bloodlust is only bounded by his contract

[@MrOnetedify]

conan is funny but sometimes i want to see him get punched too lmao

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

cactaceo tunnel omg he scares me too. He’s got the stare, rigid perfectionism, inflated narcissism, overblown fear of ridicule while constantly pointing out others mistakes, and expressionless face of a sociopath. I don’t trust people who 1) have to constantly lecture everyone about everything and 2) have no sense of humor; especially when they can’t laugh at themselves. And that dude is humorless, who is incapable of laughing at himself; however he’s very good for laughing AT 🤣 but I would not want to meet him in a dark wine bar 😂

[@mariachavez5018]

"I can get to Macchio!" "I can get to Macchio!!" "I can get to Macchio!!!" 😂😂😂.

[@alfonsonation]

Maria Chavez “Sayonara...”

[@bon2yan88]

it's benicio del toro!

[@nickz5849]

Arrigato Mr robato

[@Hugulubugulu]

SAIDO CHESTO!!

[@PotatoGodzilla]

I love Conan so much he always delivers the best omg! 🤣🤣

[@stephenitaliano1640]

"You made a mistake. You were incorrect." "What is funny about you?" "No, no I'm in shock." "I can get to him if I wanted to, do you understand?" The way Jordan delivers these lines just kills me 😂

[@davidmullins6859]

does Jordan just love all the axis powers?

[@doperounds]

The only country left is Germany.

[@fn_flashy9101]

Nah he’s a healthy weeaboo

[@pelvis_assley]

I'm pretty sure he also loves Germany for precision, timing and quality but yeah he is a secret Nazi too

[@ianbirchfield5124]

who doesn't?

[@LilBigBriggi]

Kremlin Bot#33 hi, I am a German, and know we are not famous for hour humor. (- but well good known for our sarcasm.) Still I feel like the average German got way more humour than him. (- Said without sarcasm. :D)

[@telability2104]

"You're the fly banging against the window.." That got me laughing for hours!!!

[@jcd4ever386]

I agree. Jordan hit below the belt on that one. I was like OUCH!!!!

[@Tony_Kaku]

Please have Jordan appear in your future shows! This dynamic has me snort laughing all the time!

[@MrSoles]

5:36 This man is broken, and Conan just hysterically laughs at him! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Immallama22]

Jordan videos are god tier. I spend my life waiting for these. God bless.

[@sethfinberg348]

Conan tells Jordan ..."You work for me". Jordan then tells his boss ... "You don't have to constantly speak".

[@lowvoltagedude7837]

The best for sure sometimes I think he can't be real

[@AnuragKumar-ik1kc]

@@lowvoltagedude7837 he's 100% for real... He did an AMA on reddit

[@guanyu5846]

Skyclad Observer what is the character of your profile picture

[@Immallama22]

@@guanyu5846 Okabe from Steins;Gate 0!

[@kingchadzard5980]

"I think you full with shinto" Im dead xDDDD

[@suzannekelly2826]

Lol I was scrolling and saw your comment right when conan said that. .conan is 👍..he's so witty ..

[@headkickko609]

Same here 😂

[@bmkra8593]

Lmao!!! 😆

[@marcdc3358]

I want to think Jordan burst out laughing after that since they immediately cut the scene 😂

[@advance_leb3475]

King Chadzard lol

[@Febard]

Oh man this is brilliant x'D

[@ryangepitulan5011]

Considering the fact that Conan graduated with a degree in History at Harvard, I like to think that he actually researched the significance of this traditional tea ceremony beforehand and wrote this sketch as both an informative piece on Japanese cultures and traditions while simultaneously making it enjoyable to watch by subversing how it is usually done. If this was true, and I wholeheartedly believe it is, then this just proves just how much of a genius Conan really is in terms of being a comic and an academic.

[@raphaelgordh8251]

Jordan's a comedy genius for making everyone believe this isn't an act.

[@peoples2296]

This is his real personality, the act is the friction between him and Conan. But all the weird language is legit how he speaks.

[@raphaelgordh8251]

@@peoples2296 Agreed, but in reality they are great friends, like you said. And he probably is a much more enjoyable person haha

[@peoples2296]

@@pn4951 The personality is real. The reason the show started including him in skits is because of how weird he was. It's the antagonist relationship between him and Conan that is obviously fake. Conan and him are good friends irl. He did a Reddit AMA that gives some insight into how the show works. He's not actually that good of an actor because you can see multiple instances of him breaking down and laughing at Conan's jokes.

[@linmilly9184]

He isn't an actor.

[@kickliquid]

his comedic genius is due to various duties... his title is associate producer

[@Dellaluna13]

That waitress is adorable. I love how Conan gets her laughing at Jordan. It’s salt on the wound after Macchio’s crane kick to his ego.

[@aliens4143]

Yeah, she's having fun with the nonsense, probably a change from the usual.

[@adishripadiyar6438]

Maybe I’m over analyzing but she was trying to hide her smile while they were bickering.

[@Kinobambino]

@@adishripadiyar6438 lol definitely

[@joseh3564]

It's pronounced Makio. 🤣

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Okay, there are tons of pretty waitresses, only thing is they aren't on Conan

[@MightyBison4]

Conan is the only person I know who can make himself laugh so hard he has to hold his chest 1:50

[@Funrono]

This is surely one of the best Jordan skit...no idea how I missed it for this long 😂😂 Better watch it one more time

[@FalloutPlays]

The TV back-and-forth between these 2 is legendary

[@jb90467]

they should do a movie

[@oogabooga240]

Jordan should've been a character in the Office if it was still around.

[@r2dxhate]

Is Jordan really acting out a character, or is he actually that douchy and pompous?

[@LY-ry1ju]

@@r2dxhate It is definitely exaggerated... In many segments you can see him crack a smile when Conan makes a joke, but then it cuts presumably because he starts laughing.

[@yallhearsumn6398]

Pshwaye ThaGod they both should’ve

[@volo455]

He’d be super similar to Oscar lmao

[@will-iy9gu]

Conan was a cameo in the office too

[@Rubberfoxy]

This was the first clip ever I've seen from Conan and Jordan and I've come a long way since then

[@ciaranp8986]

"I believe he pronounces it 'mach-i-o' and I'll respect his decision"

[@tots_a_gamergirl2764]

jordan is literally the real Dwight Schrute from the office

[@defensho]

dwight was intelligent and well spoken ?

[@_birdie]

haha in a way yes!!! 😆

[@pcprincipal191]

Grant reference

[@azk.agh96]

HeEis more like toby and conan is michael who htes toby for no reason hhahahah

[@MrFunyun]

Conan is Michael.

[@BillyYang]

This is the angriest I've seen Jordan. I was genuinely scared for Conan's safety and well-being.

[@amri9104]

He’s acting don’t worry

[@TheEmp48]

I wasn't scared for his safety or well-being however I do agree that this is probably the angriest I've seen him other than the q&A they did after coming back from Italy... Like all good friends you can get into disagreements from time to time... I still hope that they do a lot more after they come back to regular filming 💜💜💜

[@joaoyapur1247]

it was hawaii you FRAUDD .that part got him good

[@taurusking4293]

5:56 Pain... just pain

[@kabamaru_Iga_No]

I just saw your comment had 999 likes. I had to give it a like to make it 1k.

[@oochyme]

Love these 2 together, make more please

[@cherylr7446]

All time favorite..cracks me up every time. Love you Conan 😍

[@thelovelies249]

We were in the audience when they screened this segment after a taping of Conan - it was about 15 minutes long and it was fun watching the writers/staff take notes about which parts got an audience reaction. Really speaks to the high quality of the show that they were willing to cut over half the EDITED content (and who knows how long the total amount of footage is!).

[@kiverismusic]

That's awesome !!

[@jacksonmorfis5492]

There’s an unedited full length version I believe is around 30-40 min somewhere on KZbin

[@Gyrbae]

I watched the original dinner scene, it was over an hour long.

[@James-pk5dz]

may i know if jordan is really this robot even off cam? hahahaha

[@cenakruegerlover]

I like your taste in comedy. Glad to know this is Game Grumps Compilations approved.

[@lupitab.9032]

Man, Conan just brings so much joy to my life.

[@stell4you]

Poor guy

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

If I've had a bad day, I watch Conan to escape through laughter.

[@rh9645]

I miss Conan and the entirety of his staff so much 😭😭 I hope Jordan and Aaron are doing great 💕

[@jeffreyharris3440]

Jordan still works for Conan. Although, "works" is a relative term as no one really understands what Jordan does besides his various responsibilities.

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

Jordan is dressed like senator Palpatine from Star Wars.

[@coolthejordan]

palpatine was a senator and then a chancellor. never a general

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

@@coolthejordan I was got confused with General Grievous

[@dolanyao790]

actually the costume designer of SW stated that many of the costumes in SW are inspired by traditional japanese clothing/Accessories

[@JustAGuyProduction]

Because he is the emperor of Japan.

[@roadhouse6999]

@@coolthejordan Palpatine was the Senate.

[@amitabhsharma3916]

Man, I wish someone wore "I think you're full of Shinto" on a T-Shirt to Japan! 😂😂

[@IceQueenAlchemist99]

Good idea! Wish they have a T-shirt online someday!

[@SpaghettiBelly]

If not you can always get it custom made. With a face of Conan on it

[@Im_Oblivion]

Coming soon to Conan merch *I think you’re full of Shinto.*

[@TheOnlyInformant]

I don't think Japanese people would find it as humorous. To add to that, a lot of clothes with English print don't make sense in Japan anyway. They might see Shinto and think it's related to the shrines and temples. Oh god I'm Jordan.

[@davec3651]

We are all full of Shinto according to Jordan.

[@Luschan]

I had a vegetarian version of this type of meal when I was staying at a Buddhist monastery in Japan, and it was weirdly one of the most memorable experiences of the trip. The meal was a scheduled part of the package, we went to an assigned room at the monastery after a full day of exploring the mountain town and the whole meal arrangement was prepared and waiting for us. It was a cold rainy night in November, and we ate sitting on the tatami floor of a modest private room, with the hum of a space heater in the corner. Afterward I took a hot bath and went to bed. That doesn’t really have anything to do with the video, but it just brought back a really good memory for me.

[@scintillam_dei]

I had a faux pas with "Buddhists" before. Well, more than one. One time, I was teaching English in the night shift for some insane reason(since then I lacked almost any free time). My "friend" dumped his students in my class, and I was drawing picturesof things with their names written on the board as well. I talked about chickens, and said that they're delicious. The "Buddhists" didn't eat meat. Another time I threw my baby's clohtes over the head of a sitting lady ("Buddhist") to my ex-wife. I knew that even if I missed, and the clothes hit her head, it was just cute baby clothes, not any bit damaging, but the lady complaied afterwards to my feminazi ex-wife. Sheesh.

[@JP-re9xj]

"...and then you were raped." xD XD XD

[@jeanlundi2141]

You just wanted to show off uh?

[@dhekwucieoejduf]

Thanks for sharing Jordan.

[@Luschan]

@@dhekwucieoejduf Damn you got me lol. I was just going down memory lane and reminiscing, but yeah this is an extremely Jordan comment.

[@CK-eo9uh]

Those 2 have great chemistry together, it seems more tense between them every skit,if its scripted or not 🤷‍♂️it cracks me up just the same. 😅

[@losermcgee1318]

Conan: I think right now you’re in shock Jordan: Yes I’m in shock Conan: And you’re gonna try to talk your way out of it Jordan: No I’m in shock

[@LonelyStardefender]

Conan should've ended with a classic... Hi in shock I'm dad

[@chrismac1507]

williams nah 😂😂