Conservative Weirdos Are Bad at Everything (w/ Ethanisonline)

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Jordan Adika

Jordan Adika

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@JordanAdika
@JordanAdika Жыл бұрын
Go to buyraycon.com/jadika for 15% off your order, plus get free domestic or flat fee international shipping! Brought to you by Raycon!! :-)
@_Cotton
@_Cotton Жыл бұрын
Hey jordan guess what
@segue2ant395
@segue2ant395 Жыл бұрын
I like that you prefaced the ad read in your show with a brief conversation about how adverts are just carefully constructed lies.
@Tastykake83
@Tastykake83 Жыл бұрын
Raycons are not water resistant 😢 I bought them for my husband and they didn't survive a single jog in the rain. Uncool. Waste of money. Less than a week they lasted. 😢
@danielsmokesmids
@danielsmokesmids Жыл бұрын
The daily wire is NOT libertarian. They are Republicans posing as liberty lovers. Please don't confuse them.
@Budder_Prin5e
@Budder_Prin5e Жыл бұрын
Oh god, they now made a video for Jeremy’s Chocolate
@littleflick
@littleflick Жыл бұрын
Putting transphobia aside, just for a tiny second, then I’ll put it back I promise. He does know that cis women also use razors? Right?
@littleflick
@littleflick Жыл бұрын
Out here cutting his potential market share just to be a dick.
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын
Nono, you got it all wrong! cis women are naturally hairless until they become feminists
@chiyoh
@chiyoh Жыл бұрын
these are the same kind of men who shame women with pcos or dark facial hair into removing it, and who constantly throw fits about feminists with armpit/leg hair bc body hair = man. no logic, just thoughtless outrage
@littleflick
@littleflick Жыл бұрын
@@sourgreendolly7685 ah true
@jennifermckay5585
@jennifermckay5585 Жыл бұрын
Cis women only use dainty pink ones
@greyisnthere
@greyisnthere Жыл бұрын
you know when you were a kid and thought yelling "No he can't!" during the Bob the Builder song was peak comedy? this commercial has the same energy.
@iamjustkiwi
@iamjustkiwi Жыл бұрын
Way too accurate, damn.
@kai_maceration
@kai_maceration Жыл бұрын
okay but a contrarian kid yelling at the TV is infinitely funnier than this, my younger siblings fucking hate the protagonists in half their favorite shows and it's hilarious to me, they hate Tom Thomas and Justin Time
@hannahlane5675
@hannahlane5675 Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that if this ad were satire it would have been hilarious
@jijitters
@jijitters Жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing lol It's such perfect parody, except it's 100% genuine.
@segue2ant395
@segue2ant395 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, this definitely skirts Poe's law.
@baydiac
@baydiac Жыл бұрын
“Shut Up And Shave” is such a weird slogan to choose for a guy who got offended by a razor commercial… He didn’t follow his own advice!
@kazman115
@kazman115 Жыл бұрын
I thought their chocolate ad was funny until I saw Micheal Knowles and then figured out what was going on and got sad.
@xenosbreed
@xenosbreed Жыл бұрын
Someone did one recently with an 'unwoke' beer cause of the Bud Light thing that I thought for sure was parody, but it was legit and they were selling a 6 pack for 20 bucks. Their base is being conditioned to be mad all the time so they can sell them stuff for insane prices
@flowerae5525
@flowerae5525 Жыл бұрын
What makes even less sense is that the people that agree with their views and how shaving is manly are the same people who think women not shaving their legs are gross
@HaidebugCreates
@HaidebugCreates Жыл бұрын
There in lies the issue. It’s all hypocritical.
@giulioceresini1435
@giulioceresini1435 Жыл бұрын
they usually don't even shave, they all have beards...
@Mia-xg1wm
@Mia-xg1wm Жыл бұрын
no no, you’re forgetting all women naturally have smooth and perfectly exfoliated legs 😌 why would they need to shave?
@HaidebugCreates
@HaidebugCreates Жыл бұрын
@@Shjejkf278 I hope you’re joking
@Mia-xg1wm
@Mia-xg1wm Жыл бұрын
@@Shjejkf278 men should have arms bigger than my thigh, it’s weird if u dont
@Littlefluffykittycat
@Littlefluffykittycat Жыл бұрын
As a cis woman who literally has to shave my chin every morning, because my hormones just do what they want and not what I would like, it only makes me feel more insecure to hear someone say women shaving their faces doesn’t make sense. Then I realize this guy is a joke and nothing he says matters.
@lesigh3410
@lesigh3410 Жыл бұрын
Narcissists like him are the laughing stock of anyone who isn't as idiotic as he is. Don't let his words affect you, you're valid Queen
@stitchedghost8032
@stitchedghost8032 Жыл бұрын
I'm an ultra femme cis woman but I have to shave my side burns and chest because I grow really thick dark hair. Guys like this say real women don't have to shave their faces but would also say a woman was gross for having facial hair. I heard there was some conservative razor and I thought it was so stupid that it couldn't be real and this commercial still leave me unconvinced. I can't see it as anything other than satire.
@cookie5535
@cookie5535 Жыл бұрын
99% of women have facial and body hair! These men want hairless women which means they want prepubescent girls lol
@someonerandom8552
@someonerandom8552 Жыл бұрын
One of my old school friends, a cis woman, had to shave her upper lip. Because she would get the beginnings of something like a moustache otherwise. Like woman having facial hair isn’t unheard of. I’ve seen wax shop specialists sell such facial treatments exclusively to woman for like 20 years now. 🤷🏼‍♀️
@hahalove47
@hahalove47 Жыл бұрын
Seriously. This man would be completely shocked to see how well I could grow a nice black mustache while also being a cis woman. Started shaving it when I was 10! So yes. Cis little girls can use razors to shave their faces. Pretty normal and I'm sorry morons like that guy make any women feel like it's not.
@Evanz111
@Evanz111 Жыл бұрын
“He looks like a version of colonel sanders who isn’t brave enough to be openly racist” is the most unexpected weird burn I’ve ever seen 😂
@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger
@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger Жыл бұрын
That’s why we stand for our openly racist Kentucky fried king
@_im_not_ava_
@_im_not_ava_ Жыл бұрын
( 0:59 nearly kills a man) “remember when there were 2 genders???”
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын
priorities 😂
@rmdavidov
@rmdavidov Жыл бұрын
Did you know that you have rights?
@liesalllies
@liesalllies Жыл бұрын
​@@rmdavidov Jeremy boring says ya don't!
@sushiroll3795
@sushiroll3795 Жыл бұрын
Funniest thing was that he legitimately swerved to try and hit the guy.
@lesigh3410
@lesigh3410 Жыл бұрын
That's what I didn't understand, like why should we be supporting you if you actively tried to kill a man
@underthebriidge
@underthebriidge Жыл бұрын
Can’t imagine how insecure in your masculinity you’d need to be to buy this😭😭
@iamjustkiwi
@iamjustkiwi Жыл бұрын
For real imagine going to someone's house and seeing this razor in their bathroom or whatever. At least it functions as a handy red flag about who to avoid.
@Shindai
@Shindai Жыл бұрын
I love how Gilette said "men shouldn't hit women" and a whole bunch of men immediately told on themselves objecting to it :P Like all antiwoke people trying to be edgy and cool, this feels like something I'd think was awesome when I was like, 14, but god it's cringey now, and very bloody funny xD Also as an aside, I think it's weird having someone with a beard advertise razors. Like... "What kind of men use Jeremy's razors?" Not you, apparently, how good could thep roduct be, and how would you even know? :P
@jijitters
@jijitters Жыл бұрын
Right? It's so telling that the dude in the video said Gilette called *men* toxic when they never did any such thing. Jeremy apparently just thinks violence and men are the same thing I guess?
@-user_redacted-
@-user_redacted- Жыл бұрын
​@@jijitters yep. And I'm sure he's also the sort that thinks women shouldn't be in power because they're too emotional and we'll start wars. Because clearly Wars and violence are different
@iamjustkiwi
@iamjustkiwi Жыл бұрын
Saying men shouldn't encourage their sons to fight or to harass strange women is too woke now apparently. These dudes are fucking pathetic, I'm about to abandon my sex as a whole due to cringe by association.
@sav2997
@sav2997 Жыл бұрын
I mean, men with beards still use razors, mostly to clean up their neck
@voidishprattles4319
@voidishprattles4319 Жыл бұрын
Seriously tho it's crazy how *insanely sensitive* Republicans are to the point that a random ad from years ago saying "hitting your family is bad" is *still* living in their heads rent free. I have no other word but insanely pathetic. If they don't like "toxic masculinity" we should just call it "pitiful masculinity" instead 🤷
@ecliiipsssse
@ecliiipsssse Жыл бұрын
Don't you love it when Jeremy _Boring_ (emphasis on boring) is not just transphobic, but also ahistorical
@TheSarahbee23
@TheSarahbee23 Жыл бұрын
seriously the ahistorical thing gets me most like if you do.... any actual research at all on it you'd see that trans people, or genders outside of a binary, are in no way a "new" concept in human history. and they CONSTANTLY screech that don't they, "do your own research" makes me wanna yeet myself into the sun
@HotClown
@HotClown Жыл бұрын
ahistorical is an understatement, reactionaries (especially transphobes) are just anti-knowledge, and reactionary views are literal actual weaponized stupidity at this point, as in these stupid goddamn views are getting people killed I truly cannot stand these clowns man goddammit
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSarahbee23 counteroffer: we yeet them instead
@HobieInTheBox
@HobieInTheBox Жыл бұрын
​@@sourgreendolly7685 offer accepted
@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSarahbee23 I think when conservatives say "historical" they actually mean "colonial." "if white people only had two genders, then that must be the correct worldview obviously!" I think the sad thing is a lot of them don't even realise it. they just put on the horse blinders, do zero research, all so they can prop up their view of "normal" because they need that to feel stable.
@OO-dq6dp
@OO-dq6dp Жыл бұрын
Love how the catchphrase of choice is "shut up and shave." Which ya know, Jeremy himself could've done instead of making a whole ass bigoted razor brand. It's not clever or cunning, it's just hard to watch💀
@davidnissim589
@davidnissim589 Жыл бұрын
"He's like the Dragonball Z fusion between the Jefferies, Star and Epstein!" I spat out my drink
@oldworldpatriot8920
@oldworldpatriot8920 10 ай бұрын
Him and Jeffree Star definitely fucked
@Thelastunicornlover
@Thelastunicornlover 2 ай бұрын
With a dash of Matt Walsh.
@dukecaliblap
@dukecaliblap Жыл бұрын
Kind of ironic that a company mostly comprised of guys who use beards to cover up their weak jawlines is now getting into the shaving business
@mossypebbles
@mossypebbles 2 ай бұрын
also very good marketing to FULLY exclude women, like women are more than half the world population and you are willing to loose money to shill this weird gym hype version of masculinity
@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 Жыл бұрын
this thing feels like it goes on for hours, it should've ended after the flame thrower bit...
@badger6882
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
It’s like an Epic play
@fredders1
@fredders1 Жыл бұрын
"shut up and shave" *continues to whine about woke culture for an ungodly amount of time*
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын
It's funny too because he doesn't describe the razors even once. For all we know they're from the same factory that makes Gilette razors, and he just slapped a different logo on them. The ONLY selling point is that the viewer is supposed to find the guy whose name is on the box likeable, which is as far from the "shut up and shave" mentality you can get. If the whole idea was to "shut up and shave", then what does it matter what the owner of any razor company has to say about gender norms or whatever? The only deciding factor should be the quality of the razors, and yet we barely even get to see the actual razors.
@LKHooray
@LKHooray Жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how daily wire complains about sex gets used in Hollywood but are using it for this ad
@bushybeardedbear
@bushybeardedbear Жыл бұрын
Hypocrisy at the daily wire? Say it ain't so.
@fatcat1414
@fatcat1414 Жыл бұрын
It's because women in Hollywood are now being more independently sexual instead of just being props to a man's sense of masculinity.
@mossypebbles
@mossypebbles 2 ай бұрын
they put a CHILD in the same ad as women with their boobies out
@horse_dog
@horse_dog Жыл бұрын
he def saw one dr. squatch soap commercial and was like “but what if it was reactionary?”
@frogbirds
@frogbirds Жыл бұрын
You'd think at least ONE of his outfits would work, if only in a 'broken clock' way. But no, they're all weirdly ugly. It's giving supply teacher that won the lottery.
@TheNormExperience
@TheNormExperience Жыл бұрын
“He looks like a groomer Patrick Bateman who sells MDMA only to teenagers.” That was such a perfect description I spat out my water 😂
@Sparx632
@Sparx632 Жыл бұрын
Dude seems really secure in his masculinity.
@jailyngordon4798
@jailyngordon4798 Жыл бұрын
It felt uniquely empowering to be giggling and binding my chest while watching this video
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын
For real, I'm a six foot man painting my nails while watching this bearded little daddy in the tightest, most 2010s looking suit I've ever seen tell me that if my razors had his name on them I could become the person who shot Bin Laden, and the juxtaposition is just so hilarously bizarre.
@Crqzy_Bot
@Crqzy_Bot Жыл бұрын
I think this may be the first video I’ve ever seen of Ethan not high af.
@darth_spock6375
@darth_spock6375 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I think he's funnier like this, but that might just be everyone playing well off of Jordan
@roj6895
@roj6895 Жыл бұрын
gotta make 4/20 special
@moatrboat
@moatrboat Жыл бұрын
he's not high in all of them
@_gay_grim_
@_gay_grim_ Жыл бұрын
You must not watch him alot
@moatrboat
@moatrboat Жыл бұрын
i've watched him for a while. he's high in most of them but not all .
@brainfood8971
@brainfood8971 Жыл бұрын
So we are watching an episode of "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where Charlie becomes a conservative grifter, right?
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
Charlie would never. Now his evil twin brother, on the other hand…
@kyle-october
@kyle-october Жыл бұрын
​@@DeathnoteBB Frank has quite literally been a conservative grifter before with the gun thing lol
@sakuraseranipoji
@sakuraseranipoji Жыл бұрын
stop cuz i literally thought it was him at first and almost had a stroke
@queenemmers
@queenemmers Жыл бұрын
Quite telling that Jeremy doesn't know about peach fuzz
@paadoxal
@paadoxal Жыл бұрын
and women sometimes having thicker facial hair lol
@thewastelandworrier
@thewastelandworrier Жыл бұрын
Probably never got close enough to a woman to notice...
@komal146
@komal146 Жыл бұрын
pcod or just normal hair on legs
@AmyAberrant
@AmyAberrant Жыл бұрын
And pcos
@megorly792
@megorly792 Жыл бұрын
​@@komal146 right, like I'm arab and I have a whole beard. But if he doesn't want me to shave it then so be it 🤷🏻‍♀️
@primroseprom
@primroseprom Жыл бұрын
“Do you remember when there were 2 genders and one 1 and a half of them had to shave their mustache?” No. But do you remember when people recognized six distinct sexes as far back as a Neo-Babylonian era? They’re recognized in the Talmund, which, again, is thousands of years old. People have recognized for thousands of years that there’s more than just male and female. It’s just that in recent history, we’ve conveniently forgotten it.
@ganymedeanoutlaw
@ganymedeanoutlaw Жыл бұрын
I'm hung up on the "one and a half" part! He can't even keep his story straight within the same sentence! If he thinks gender and sex are so binary, and the idea of a woman shaving her face is supposedly absurd to him, then who are the other "and a half of" a gender?!
@primroseprom
@primroseprom Жыл бұрын
@@ganymedeanoutlaw I think that the “half” part is meant to reference how some women get some hair on their face, usually a bit of a mustache but it can be more, depending on your genetics. I have some afab friends where they get no thick hair on their face, and I have others that can grow a sort of patchy mustache if they don’t shave for a while.
@shirin9452
@shirin9452 Жыл бұрын
Hijras in India, and I think some Native American tribes felt trans people made better shamans right? I keep arguing this with my religious friend, gender fluidity/trans/non-binary people ARE NOT NEW
@YikYakTikTak
@YikYakTikTak Жыл бұрын
@@primroseprom I think you’re right, but to be honest it is still confusing. Bc like, even if it’s not all of them, if some women shave then both genders shave. You don’t get half a gender like that (at least according to his logic)
@primroseprom
@primroseprom Жыл бұрын
@@YikYakTikTak Yeah, it doesn't make his statement as a whole any less confusing or stupid. I was just trying to provide some context on what he might have been trying to say.
@AndromedaD
@AndromedaD Жыл бұрын
He looks like he's wearing his dad's coat on a spiritual level. I've never seen an adult look like they're cosplaying as a grown up. I cringe every time I see Jeremy Boring as a pavlovian response because of these ads. I don't know what's more embarrassing, the DW being this transparent about grifting their audience with overpriced dropshipped tat, or the thought of an actual person showing off how gullible they are by buying and displaying these things. What was even more embarrassing was that there was another razor start up that usually showed up in the same set of ads as this where the people seemed to actually care about making good quality, nondisposable razors. They'd make this heartfelt plea to check out their store page, then this... joke? would come on, whining and pissing all over the place about how persecuted they were because they weren't getting the sponsors they felt they were entitled to. And then the fucking chocolate ads came and I had to reblock everything again and again.
@itsaspiracle
@itsaspiracle Жыл бұрын
he can’t not realize that he’s set himself up in that last shot to look like a full-on comic book villain
@saggguy7
@saggguy7 Жыл бұрын
him: “that’s the most homoerotic moment you’re going to get from a jeremy’s razor” me: :(
@scringlinbo
@scringlinbo Жыл бұрын
he isn't for the gays but he could be..💔
@milometric2736
@milometric2736 Жыл бұрын
petri dish of dorks is such a good fuckin phrase
@basementdwellercosplay
@basementdwellercosplay Жыл бұрын
If this is what is takes to be masculine, I'm with Ethan and I'm going back to being a woman.
@amysaysbye
@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын
when we needed him most, he returned
@Rylee_G
@Rylee_G Жыл бұрын
AMY
@amysaysbye
@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын
@@Rylee_G RYLEE HI
@Rylee_G
@Rylee_G Жыл бұрын
@@amysaysbye HEY
@amysaysbye
@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын
@@Hello-r2n HI KARMA
@Rylee_G
@Rylee_G Жыл бұрын
@@Hello-r2nHEY
@926jps
@926jps Жыл бұрын
I love it when they say "Remember when there used to be 2 genders." It shows that they are fully aware that there are more than two and that it's a spectrum, they just wish it was like it used to be.
@laylahcares
@laylahcares Жыл бұрын
I very much agree with the comment about them having to be in opposition about EVERYTHING
@annaselbdritt7916
@annaselbdritt7916 Жыл бұрын
I went to their website, and judging from the front photo, he’s trademarked the sentence “Stop giving your money to woke corporations that hate you.” Which is EXTREMELY hilarious, in the bad way
@the.euclidclass
@the.euclidclass Жыл бұрын
Do you think they noticed if you remove "woke" from that sentence, they've described themselves, or are they just that stupid?
@dylan6386
@dylan6386 Жыл бұрын
At the point that they got to the flamethrower, I half expected Batman to crash from the ceiling and attack this guy
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
Seriously how is this unironic? The man looks like the bad guy in every DudeBro movie, yet I guess being evil is manlier?? So it’s now “good”? Someone get these people to therapy /gen
@ladyvanda
@ladyvanda Жыл бұрын
2:46 Being a real man is being the most alcoholic. Must have emergency whiskey on the rocks with a dash of mouthwash and a whiff of keyboard cleaner on my way to the office.
@amysaysbye
@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын
4:25 "we're just normal men, we're just innocent men" vibes
@mossypop
@mossypop Жыл бұрын
THATS EXAXTLY WHAT I THOGUHT OF TOO Probably on purpose since the only reason I ever get that video on my Twitter feed is Jordan’s rts
@amysaysbye
@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын
@@mossypop he was probably how i found that twitter acc originally, but i followed it a while back so i forgot that he rts it too 😭😭
@spacecat7864
@spacecat7864 Жыл бұрын
They’re all a bunch of weird theatre kids who couldn’t hack it and it really shows.
@alexthunderbrand
@alexthunderbrand Жыл бұрын
I like the bit where he's like "all these manly men use my razors" and shows two pictures of men with beards, and one of a guy in a mask.
@Durrutitv
@Durrutitv Жыл бұрын
After a long day of going to the Gucci store to find ugliest thing they have that everyone could immediately identify as expensive, I like a nice close shave.
@jeremygreen2883
@jeremygreen2883 Жыл бұрын
I hate that I share a first name with this little goose stepping pervert. Old Spice and Harry's commercials are both sort of hypermasculine, but in a tongue in cheek style of satire... That subtext was lost on these guys at the Daily Weirdo.
@homemelanie
@homemelanie Жыл бұрын
It's so wild that to establish how cool a dude he is, he almost runs over a guy and is an ass to every employee. What's even more wild is that there are any people impressed by that
@noalowenstein6741
@noalowenstein6741 Жыл бұрын
Once you remember that pretty much everyone at the daily wire flunked out of Hollywood everything starts to make a lot more sense. the obsession with "woke corporations", Hiring actors and models for this video, etc
@eli.vzq464
@eli.vzq464 Жыл бұрын
I don't get why Jeremy thinks that he's recognisable enough to sell razors
@dylan6386
@dylan6386 Жыл бұрын
There’s a lot of gay tension in this too, I don’t know that many conservatives that aren’t gay that would use the word fabulous, and fit model in front of them that they want to touch😂
@sofastuffing
@sofastuffing Жыл бұрын
No way that isn't deliberate. I swear it's to make them seem more palatable, somehow, in a "terminally online reddit user who thinks gay jokes are funny but is still homophobic"
@JhericFury
@JhericFury Жыл бұрын
The entire basis of the guys point is nonsense. Cis women do shave, just usually not their face. You literally don't have to talk about trans things to realise women need shavers too. The complaint was always that women's and men's razors are identical but in different colours and the pink ones cost more.
@thatsdisco
@thatsdisco Жыл бұрын
I mean, a lot of cis women also shave above their upper lip. Growing hair there isn't uncommon. Same with hair around the jaw
@JhericFury
@JhericFury Жыл бұрын
@@thatsdisco True, "usually" was incorrect
@AaronHendu
@AaronHendu Жыл бұрын
Lots of women shave their face...in case you didnt know.
@JhericFury
@JhericFury Жыл бұрын
@@AaronHendu I was under the impression most women use bleaching or waxing for that area. I did say usually, but as I said in a previous comment I'll concede "usually" was incorrect.
@erindoingstuff
@erindoingstuff Жыл бұрын
they're not even identical, a lot of men's razors give a cleaner shave than women's despite being less expensive
@zoeyc5851
@zoeyc5851 Жыл бұрын
Whos gonna tell Jeremy that most cowboys were queer and poc, even some were *gasps* women!
@lemon93
@lemon93 Жыл бұрын
Fire fighters too
@viiviviviiv
@viiviviviiv Жыл бұрын
they don't have the confidence to pull off the old spice hyper confident masculine thing. then they realized it and instead of just changing the concept, they decided to undercut themselves with digs throughout. the CEO does not have the charisma to pull this off.
@DoctorBiobrain
@DoctorBiobrain Жыл бұрын
This ad was a lame ripoff of a Dollar Shave Club ad from eleven years ago that really was funny and used self-deprecating humor to poke fun at themselves, not self-appreciating humor because they’re losers trying too hard. And it should be noted that Jeremy Boring is a wannabe Hollywood guy, the same as most of the Daily Wire. This wasn’t a CEO of a political website branching out, this is what they wish they were doing professionally instead of shilling for Republicans.
@ringer1324
@ringer1324 Жыл бұрын
3:17 it’s hard to take Ethan seriously when the purple wolf is moving across the screen
@jothequeermeleon4495
@jothequeermeleon4495 Жыл бұрын
i find it very funny how conservatives have clearly never seen a woman outside of paying them to be voiceless models in their videos. their whole jokes about how women dont actually need to shave and trying to dehumanise those who do? mfer im a trans guy who's not on t but due to hormonal imbalances i have facial hair and a literal mustache bigger than bodyguard no.3.
@technocolourpixieful
@technocolourpixieful Жыл бұрын
These mf's be like "Women can't shave their face" yet if I grew my beard out, they would freak the fuck out XD
@PGT860
@PGT860 Жыл бұрын
Thing that bothers me most is they didn't use a prop whiskey glass. You can hear it clinking. Use fake ice.
@terrencelockett4072
@terrencelockett4072 Жыл бұрын
The least "manly" men trying to talk about manly men is almost a part of their schtick. It's like they believe rich divas are what's "manly".
@kolonarulez5222
@kolonarulez5222 Жыл бұрын
I love how "in Minecraft" has become the ultimate shield against slander/threat claims.
@Lepong20
@Lepong20 Жыл бұрын
"do you remember where there were only 2 genders and only 1 and a half of them had to shave their mustache" He said it so seriously, that's too funny I swear if bigots were just dry comedians and didn't actually believe what they said they would be the funniest people
@Batgirl219
@Batgirl219 9 ай бұрын
It's kinda hilarious that the "1 and half genders" line at the beginning is a low key admission that the things we associate with gender aren't necessarily set in stone or limited to one sex.
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 Жыл бұрын
The way Ethan’s camera is positioned makes me feel like he is reacting to Jordan whilst also talking to him.
@MakeVarahHappen
@MakeVarahHappen Жыл бұрын
Every time Jordan references Dragon Ball I get a boost a serotonin.
@honkifyourekat
@honkifyourekat Жыл бұрын
Incel Wolverine followed by ohhh, bummer 😄Jordan you're great, thank you for your content
@tardis58575
@tardis58575 Жыл бұрын
Yay today just got even better cause Jordan posted!!
@LittleHerdaz
@LittleHerdaz Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this new video Jordan 💙 Someone showed me this ad a few weeks ago and I was like what..... just why? 😑
@roninfredricson6958
@roninfredricson6958 Жыл бұрын
"Shut up and shave"? Can't believe I'm being silenced by Jeremy's woke razors.
@komal146
@komal146 Жыл бұрын
that's an ad about Jeremy's Insecurity.
@tionahjohnson1234
@tionahjohnson1234 Жыл бұрын
Honey wake up Jordan Adika uploaded!
@cookingwithsilence
@cookingwithsilence Жыл бұрын
I have a theory... And bear with me for a second .. but I have this theory... that Jeremy Boring's suits... Are bad.
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear about the rest of him!
@RememberTheDead
@RememberTheDead Жыл бұрын
This could crack the case wide open!
@sovietbot6708
@sovietbot6708 Жыл бұрын
That's canon
@lydiaquartz813
@lydiaquartz813 Жыл бұрын
cis woman with pcos here... they don't want me to have facial hair.. but they also don't think it's normal for me to shave my face... so which one do i go with??
@link123187
@link123187 Жыл бұрын
I'm so fucking confused as to way a straight razor company would use bearded people to advertise....
@basementdwellercosplay
@basementdwellercosplay Жыл бұрын
Calling this mam a fusion dance of Epstien and Star.. I hate that it fit perfectly
@lareinabrown
@lareinabrown Жыл бұрын
When it shows a picture of “those guys that shot osama bin Ladin” it lowkey just looks like Logan Paul💀
@femmeknitted
@femmeknitted Жыл бұрын
this ad was wild because of ... well... everything. but also because they didn't even say anything thing about their product except that it's a razor????
@YoTerrako
@YoTerrako Жыл бұрын
MUM WAKE UP JORDAN DROPED 🗣️🗣️
@DoctorDissonance
@DoctorDissonance Жыл бұрын
"Shut up and shave," says the banner at the end of a lengthy, highly produced monologue. Which just says it all, doesn't it? They're quite comfortable talking forever, but YOU have to shut up, if you say things they don't like.
@violatyrant
@violatyrant 3 ай бұрын
I love how Jordan is a crisp 1080 and Ethan is like a little gremlin on his shoulder being projected into the video from a 2004 motorola razr
@-user_redacted-
@-user_redacted- Жыл бұрын
If this is masculinity, well then I guess I'm a woman now.
@bennettloni1630
@bennettloni1630 Жыл бұрын
It’s so funny you guys film a video together from seperate spaces when you’ve been living with Ethan
@era_s
@era_s Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna steal "weird petri dish of dorks" as a descriptor for the Daily Wire lmao
@lazyfoxplays8503
@lazyfoxplays8503 Жыл бұрын
“He’s the CEO of daily wire.” “Oh. Bummer.”
@briannajordan8565
@briannajordan8565 Жыл бұрын
got a gillette venus ad in the middle of this lmao
@segue2ant395
@segue2ant395 Жыл бұрын
That's not a bald eagle, it's a seagull wearing a bin-bag.
@SubSalicylate
@SubSalicylate Жыл бұрын
Wait till they hear about cis women who shave their facial hair 🤫
@charlieentertainment1369
@charlieentertainment1369 Жыл бұрын
There was one person of color and he was holding Harrys cup an kneeling infront of his throne o.o
@sovietbot6708
@sovietbot6708 Жыл бұрын
Funny how he dresses like a king when Republican originally meant (and continues to mean in some countries) Anti monarchy.
@ashleycrawford5123
@ashleycrawford5123 Жыл бұрын
Whats funny is that there is absolutely no difference between mens and womans razors to begin with. Except color. I buy mens 3 blade because they are cheaper.
@sundance3945
@sundance3945 Жыл бұрын
“this is who shaves with my razors” men with full beards
@rudeboyberret5279
@rudeboyberret5279 Жыл бұрын
I’m an old spice guy because of the old Bruce Campbell playing “hungry like a wolf” on the piano commercial.
@hayley58
@hayley58 Жыл бұрын
thank you jordan this video is the best thing that could happen to me rn
@charliekeelingover
@charliekeelingover Жыл бұрын
I like how he directly endangers his employees lives twice in this, because the best way to sell razors is to announce that you're a weird little creep that constantly puts people on edge
@UnexpectedCake
@UnexpectedCake Жыл бұрын
They had to have a women on screen at all times to keep the attention of all the men who bought these.
@shiivainu9442
@shiivainu9442 Жыл бұрын
Bro, cowboys are historically super gay.
@thatrantinggirl7376
@thatrantinggirl7376 Жыл бұрын
Omg this ad just keeps going, everytime I thought it was over it wasn’t
@mr.goldfish1530
@mr.goldfish1530 Жыл бұрын
Yeah he just keeps walking 😂
@redundantmartyr
@redundantmartyr Жыл бұрын
Hey, it's the only KZbinr whose ads I actually watch! Speaking of, that shirt you're wearing in the ad portion of the vid matches your lip shade perfectly! Style king as always. 💕
@cryptochrome3090
@cryptochrome3090 Жыл бұрын
Just gotta say I’m suspicious of most KZbinr ads but I have to vouch for the Raycons, I’ve had the same pair for like 4 years now and they are in fact great quality and the battery lasts forever. The downside is potentially losing the earbuds bc they’re so small but I just keep the case on me while I’m using them. 10/10 would recommend
@AnnDVine
@AnnDVine Жыл бұрын
"Gillette thinks masculinity is toxic, but we showed them!" *sets stuff on fire*
@davidbowman2001
@davidbowman2001 Жыл бұрын
I’m presuming this product (and many others lol) are just rebadged random shit at 3x the price since a media company doesn’t have a razor R&D department.
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын
It's 1am and I'm trying not to wake up my grandparents and you come at me with the Star/Epstein fusion 😂 good gods
@uforad170
@uforad170 Жыл бұрын
love how the little girl in the Jeremy's Razors ad has a copy of Johnny the Walrus on the table
@styx1137
@styx1137 Жыл бұрын
wait the packaging of the razor looks a lot like an actual brand but i dont remember which... now i wanna know if they worked on it together or if they just legitimitly ripped them off
@birdbrainlane
@birdbrainlane Жыл бұрын
hi jordan welcome back to the youtube, we missed you
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