I Found a Strange CABIN in the Woods - There was a List of RULES Inside

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[@imjustsaiyan7450]

I found a board game called Monopoly, It has a list of rules... ...the whole room still found a way to get into a massive argument over it though.

[@Escaped-FromHellview]

I’m sorta mixed on the overflow of “strange list” of rules stories , it feels like a easy or shortcut to establishing exposition

[@felixtavarez7769]

Have you ever had the board flipped 😂

[@imjustsaiyan7450]

@@Escaped-FromHellview I think it depends on what you do with it and where you take it. I like this one.

[@adrienekausner9701]

I refuse to play that game. I haven’t played since I was 20. I can relate.

[@diannshowers9129]

LOL

[@StackbabyAres]

Love the mr ballen shoutout, his channel was the gateway that led me to creepypasta channels like this one

[@PhilieBlunt666]

"You wouldn't like me when im angry" - Dr Bruce "The Cabin" Banner.

[@deb7834]

😂

[@BOMBPOP-n4i]

Yah buddy!

[@russell_vayo]

Mr Ballen and all those different flannel shirts he wears!👍🏻👍🏻👩‍🦽

[@NaBa.O3O]

Free housing, free food, AND being allowed to set the trash on fire for easy and quick cleaning? A talking buddy that actively enjoys my presence? And free AC (granted the pissed off cabin set the AC too low, but I bet it could be convinced to keep the temp nice when it's happy)! In this economy?! SIgn me up! Hold on, op! I'm gonna need that address so I can move in permanently.

[@Verethill18]

The only issue being no electricity/books/Internet. But might as well use the cabin as one. Heck, who knows, it might even get fed up with you and just let you leave lol

[@juliadobosz545]

Lol I'm game. I'm one hell of a good cook.

[@joelceda3500]

You could bring books with you, but even then, there's this thing called imagination. 😜

[@Leo-Waz-That]

Love the shout out to Mr. Ballen 😀! Love listening to your stories while I make dinner.

[@davidponseigo8811]

You can make me dinner anytime.

[@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs]

Yeah I had to ask myself did I just hear that? Love Mr.Ballen!

[@mariahoekstra370]

Jordan helps me do dishes😆😂🫂

[@fahhcue850]

Haha same! I didn’t think I had heard what I thought I did at first. Had to skip back a minute and replay it, just to be sure. Sure enough tho, it was indeed a MrBallen reference!! 👏🏼🙌🏼💯🤙🏼🫵🏼

[@daisychain5894]

Mr.Grupe, with all there originals you are really spoiling us, thanks once again ❤

[@littlewhitedove6401]

Did anyone else notice the bit about Mr Ballen podcast ?

[@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs]

Ya I listen to another story yesterday that named dropped him too. He's a great guy that deserves the attention. Love Mr.Ballen.

[@johansomeone1948]

Mr Ballen.... 😮‍💨🫤

[@briannamalik3438]

That made me smile lol

[@4DDOSED]

If a cabin starts roasting me for not being able to follow simple rules, I'd throw MYSELF into that fire.

[@aggromando7323]

Nice! Another Jordan story! And this one is long. Love it!

[@neilburns448]

This reminds me of the show Tales From the Darkside where there is an episode where this apartment building was sentient and required tribute in the form of half eaten food Nice job

[@diannshowers9129]

I dont mind the lust of rules stories because i would NEVER go camping or take a job with a strange list of rules

[@joelceda3500]

I was once a lab tech in training, in a lab testing environmental samples. You know, for oil spills or heavy metal contamination. The samples needed to be kept for like 6 months after analysos, for legal reasons, and anything organic (hydrocarbons, not tissue samples) needed to be stored frozen to prevent degeadation. There were usually several days between the new samples arriving, so I had at least one day each week "empty" time, so as it was a hot spring and no air conditioning, I was more than happy to work in the refridgerator room going through the samples and throwing out anything too old to be keot anymore. Offered to do the same for the fridge of organic samples abd they said, sure, but don't throw away the eagles, that's the only rule. There were three whole-frozen golden eagles in the freezer. Nobody remembered anymore why, but they dated from like 3 decades back. It wasn't creepy, as such, but still weird.

[@joelceda3500]

Sorry for typos, busride refuses to be smooth.

[@doomqwer]

Always fun seeing one of your own stories

[@kayakMike1000]

The algonquin provincial park is lovely. Many, many lakes to canoe in.

[@danhandsomeandsome6177]

These stories make enjoying Retirement well worth it.

[@jeffjames4064]

I just turned my 90 year old mother on to you, she can't get enough. Great story. Very clever the idea of a haunted house, where the ghost want back in. I missed the tip of the hat to Mr Ballen. Looks like I'm going to have to listen again.😊

[@JordanGrupe]

That is awesome! Thanks for sharing! I'm glad she's enjoying the stories too =)

[@DonHavjuan]

He doesn't write the stories champ. He steals them from Reddit.

[@jeffjames4064]

@@DonHavjuan damn, that's pretty cold.

[@mhep9367]

​@DonHavjuan yes but makes it enjoyable. Ex user of reddit since 2016. Site is toxic crap.

[@TattooedPink]

Cheers 😊 I've been looking for rules pastas this week!

[@jesseredlin3539]

Jordan I love your stories!! They make my whole day when I come home from work and you have new videos. Thanks for your hard work!!

[@davidponseigo8811]

We all bring a little evil home with us, it's what we do with that evil that matters !

[@darkangel6742]

Lol, love the Mr. B shout out!!! He's awesome!

[@ur1cat]

So true!

[@EvelynWade-k6w]

👍👍awesomely unique, this story was very imaginative and thrilling. I loved it. Thanks Jordan. I 😇💖

[@MarvinKirby-zl7kp]

Good story and I like the voice in his head 😊.

[@laurelp9120]

Another banger of a story!! 🙌💯🎉💜 Thanks Jordan! Can’t wait for the next one! 🤗

[@harrygrimley4352]

Very good thanks for sharing this with us.

[@AmandaS-si9mh]

Another great story

[@outcast7793]

Man my adhd would get me out of all that so quick, my brain is a tangled mess as is, any attempt to just stop would make it easy

[@richardsmith4653]

Love how you used Mrballen pod cast in the story. And Andrew voice lol

[@williamfawkes8379]

This one was very good. My advice to the protagonist, if you find yourself wanting to be a cabin, resist that urge.

[@JordanGrupe]

This made me burst out laughing, thank you XD

[@williamfawkes8379]

@@JordanGrupe well, I try. 👍

[@dieseldavis8870]

Was it supposed to be Mr Ballen that was the previous person that escaped from the cabin ? Lol

[@MC-zr6gc]

"Here, have a very inaccurate, hand drawn map with easily erasable ink on it"...... "yeah.....thanks....? I guess....."

[@edrozenrozen9600]

This is good story. Thank you.

[@harvenger0death]

This cabin has the attitude of Beetlejuice 😂

[@davidsteen1496]

This saved my day as I was stuck in dmv hell made the wait very enjoyable thanks jordan 😊

[@JordanGrupe]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Badassoldwoman]

​@JordanGrupe I think the DMV would a great story. IJS

[@rashadhoward3903]

Lol Jackie boy is CRAZY 😂😂😂

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

Correction: I'm off work and will be there 😊

[@davidyoung9192]

Another great episode thank you Jordan can't wait for the next

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

Thank you Jordan for everything you do for us ❤️. I don't know if you caught it in the chat but I have an interview tomorrow morning at 9 at my husband's work. I pretty much have it but I'm still nervous 😔.

[@JordanGrupe]

Good luck at the interview! You got this!

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

@@JordanGrupe Thank you so much Jordan 🫶🫂. You're the best 💯. I have really bad anxiety but my husband has worked there going on 3 years and I know quite a few people there and everyone is nice to me. I'll be starting out part time but I'll be making more money so it'll pretty much even out. And it'll be better for my mental health. Only real downside is on the days that I work I won't be able to listen until I get home 😢. I'm sorry 😞. We aren't allowed to have earbuds and can't be on the phone.

[@Doberman_Gaming]

28:11 is my favourite

[@jenniferlonnes7420]

So entertaining while I do yardwork - thank you! 😊

[@squidlipssupreme168]

Really cool story

[@Slytherinmudbloodprincess]

The way he said “what the f**k?!” Got me rotfflmao

[@FeedMeSalt]

Ouu this was a fresh take on this type pf story. The place itself is intelligent

[@GreedyPuppy7]

Jordan, you are the an amazing writer and storyteller❤ the absolute best!! Many kind regards from Germany

[@Hayden-Nix03]

Thank You!

[@EmsLionheart]

Imaginative change on rules theme 😜 👍

[@dennistaylor5757]

Good story

[@noahdawson1872]

Love the mrballen nod

[@jonmarkherrscher7315]

I wonder what would happen if you already heard voices. Before you went into the cabin.

[@austiningram6792]

I'll meet you all at the cabin

[@crystalyzed1000]

Haaa, shout out to Mr Ballen 😅

[@johnlambeth7366]

I miss Ontario :(

[@martinrascon1350]

If you can follow the rules not many have the Discipline to follow them

[@joem4145]

Love the mr.ballen shout-out

[@Itsgonnabemayy]

I love rules stories!

[@Joeschmo776]

Ballen reference

[@TheWorpler]

I see roolz genre, I click, simple!

[@ashleyraines6049]

That was good

[@andyengle2238]

lol Mr ballen made it into somebody else’s creepy pasta fucken great 😂

[@QueenAusetHeru]

I love how the cabin said the last inhabitant was a KZbinr 😅😅😅❤

[@nicolasfiore]

Mr Ballen!

[@lpdb1995]

Lmfao the mr ballen podcast!!!! We all do the same buddy.

[@dennistaylor5757]

Is it me or was that cabin alive!

[@robertwhaley8069]

Best rules story iv heard in a long time

[@susanbutler2542]

I’m binging❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@user-db2fb1db1m]

🌍 - the cabin ?😈

[@tenpenny1550]

If anyone didn't get the Mr. Ballen reference at the beginning they seriously need to check him out, great shout-out.

[@tabitharankin5902]

sir ballen

[@sammetzel608]

Canada?

[@JordanGrupe]

yes!

[@sammetzel608]

@@JordanGrupe Fml I live like 40 min from the Canadian border lol

[@johnlewis1830]

Smithers??? What happened with yur job looking after Mr Burns??? Did the powerplant in Springfield shut down or something??? U sound like tur doing good so hey whatever. The supernatural can't be any harder then dealing with Homers antic's. Nice hearing from you man 😅

[@WindyBurns]

❤👋

[@bug______]

I'm sorry but these "strange rules" pastas are never good. Ever

[@jojon8390]

😂

[@Enigmafaxx]

Loved the story and the shout out to @mrballen

[@usuauaujsjsjs1688]

48:47

[@askme8592]

Mr Ballin! lol

[@CKlegion7272]

Saved. I'll listen later. Greetings from Netherland

[@davidponseigo8811]

I have been in law enforcement for over 30 years and many of them in New Orleans. I was a Louisiana State Special Officer during and after Hurricane Katrina so I have experienced so many different paranormal events and entities I have thought about starting my own channel so I can share some of what we dealt with the public. It's only recently I have been able to start sharing some of my experiences. I still have nightmares or night terrors as my wife calls them.

[@dontavious508]

If you start making videos telling your story. I'm subscribing!! Plus, I'm originally from Louisiana, so it would be awesome to hear your story.

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

Like the other comment if you decide to start a channel and tell your stories I will also subscribe 💯

[@AngelinaJoy1]

Do It! Do It! Do It! 🤩 I would Love to hear them also! I just subbed to your channel so if you decide to Do It I won't miss it. 😃

[@deb7834]

Yes. More scary scuff.

[@ladywolfwolf]

Please, please, please, we would love to hear your stories. I think you would be a wonderful addition to the story tellers of a 'certain' kind, on you tube.

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

I'll be at work but as always I'll be listening 🎧🫶

[@darkangel6742]

Hey Kim! Not working with the manager this time, so you can actually listen? Lol. Glad to know that you're still there!!! ❤❤❤

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

​@@darkangel6742Lol. I posted that before I got the new schedule. Surprise 😊. I'm so nervous about not only my new job but the picture (my first time posting) of my attempt at nail art. I'm nervous that people are going to be mean 😔

[@deb7834]

Part 2 please. I would love to know what happens to him. Does the entity end up taking him back to the wilderness or does it set up home in a city or town. Will warden Green be there. I think he knows more than hes letting on. 😁👍 👋

[@devinvaldesalice7427]

Man I love everything about this one. I wish there were more actual books that read like creepypastas

[@joelceda3500]

Look for short story horror anthologies. There's a LOT of them out there. Creepypasta is just the word used if those stories these days.

[@pocadon]

The, "WTF!!" part was a perfect narration!! Followed by ..."I waited for the voice in my head to say something else, but it didn't." I don't know if that was supposed to be funny but I can't stop laughing, stomach hurts. I'm crying! 🤣😆 Thanks for that, I needed it.

[@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo]

Love the shout out to Mr Ballen!! He’s my favorite non-fiction narrator! If you haven’t checked him you definitely got too. I like the story and narration🥃📻

[@caseylucas2198]

He's amazing, I've been listening from the beginning

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

He's great too 💯. I've been subbed to Mr. Ballen for years. Seagull lung 😂

[@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo]

@@kimberlyshepherd270Seagull lung😂 I’m telling you he just writes random things down on paper then puts it in a big jar and picks at random🤣 his laugh makes it even more hilarious hahaaa

[@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo]

@@caseylucas2198Same! Him and Thoughty2 are my go to for real life stories and useless facts hahaa

[@kimberlyshepherd270]

@@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo Lol 🤣. Mr. Ballen 's mom helps as well 🫶. Everytime he laughs it's the best and I laugh right along with him 🤣

[@AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV]

27:25 It's somehow hilarious that "he" knows about Jeopardy!™️. It makes sense but it's still funny to me.

[@aggromando7323]

Jordan I love the stories you write. This one is 53 mins. Even better!!

[@wvmtn-man5609]

Love this channel listen to it everyday at work! I was wondering if anyone knows of any channels like this one but fantasy instead of horror? Thanks!

[@danybritt4832]

My nine month old loves your voice. Every time I put on one of your videos he gets the biggest smile on his face and cracks up. I don’t know what it is about your voice but it’s so funny to watch him react to it.

[@joelceda3500]

...you should be very scared of that child...

[@danybritt4832]

@@joelceda3500 what?? No it’s cute lol. He does the same thing to the intro of Little Baby Bum videos. I think it’s just because his voice is so deep. He’s not used to hearing that.

[@caymens604]

finally, a main character I can relate to XD

[@mattcat0608]

Let's go we get a Canadian story

[@jackvreeswijk9704]

I'm going to Algonquin park next month. This is cool. Mrballen in here too

[@ladywolfwolf]

Thanks for the Mr. Ballen reference. I like him too 😊

[@SRWOtaku]

Another story about.... DA RULES!!!

[@kayakMike1000]

You must follow DA RULES or suffer the consequences!

[@hansradfordii2058]

So awesome to hear you give a shout out to Mr. Ballen. I found Mr creeps through him and found you through Mr.Creeps. LOL

[@SpiritsAndDemons]

Love Algonquin Park Ontario. Lol... I camp there every summer for 2 months. I live 4 hours from there in the Niagara Region. 😂

[@normfredriksen1381]

This was a good one. So many twists and turns for an individual human against a hungry entity that told him at the beginning he would be compelled to write the story... Well done and well read.

[@coreythompsonTheOneandOnly]

First story I've listened 👂🏼 to all the way through and I must admit, this particular guy, Jordan Group has a future at this story telling, he's good, he's special, congratulations y fri 👏🏼🎉 you have earned yourself a new subscriber

[@JordanGrupe]

Thank you, I really appreciate it 🙏

[@Zeran_Rey]

Jordan! This was phenomenal, well written and excellently narrated. I lost it laughing at the "Was the last guy obsessed with creepypasta"? Haha! This had a great balance of storytelling, horror, comedy aspects, you name it. 🎃

[@ladylizifer]

Cabin in Canada eh? Anyone else wanna go hot box it..for science? 😂

[@katherinezuber544]

Great one Jordan… that story was so original!

[@asian_persuasion_2445]

The cabin is Arthur morgan

[@cjsa7174]

I really enjoyed the story, so I subscribed ☺️

[@JordanGrupe]

Welcome aboard!

[@charlesjammes1164]

Like the Mr ballen cameo