Joseph Listens to Jazz

With jazz, anything is possible.
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[@LucyBrandonQwerty]

How Marble Hornets should have ended

[@LucyBrandonQwerty]

patrick lastname hell yeah! I love hishe

[@3nt3rt4inm3ntFr34k]

scarily true

[@lookoutforburningbuildings5563]

+Lucy Brandon Just settle differences with Jazz

[@midoriaomori6685]

Lucy Brandon lmaoooo

[@-mikyusubliminals-9140]

XD

[@ShutUpMorrison]

*Joseph gets shot by Tim* Joseph: W-why...? Tim: That's what you get for being so damn tall.

[@calmsmol3421]

ShutUpMorrison lol

[@fandomerstuff6485]

I'M DYING XDDDDDDDDD

[@banditxavier2893]

Marble hornets alternative ending

[@samirafragoza8444]

xD

[@shadowfury428]

More like that’s what you get for shooting Jay

[@ZetaByt]

Guess you could say that Tim was... ... Dressed to kill.

[@MrJjlee]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@miklo1980]

ZetaByt in a devilish way of course!

[@davemiller640]

If looks could kill we'd all be dead

[@Jacob-ir6zi]

You mean he was a transexual? What a 20th century twist

[@shelbytull2281]

Entry #86 deleted scene

[@CicillahKawaii54]

Yes AHAHA

[@dsandksanimates4768]

XD

[@Bonneckxd]

Shelby Tull oof XD

[@saturnzhornetz44]

*WHEEZE*

[@Clockgotbored]

Lesson to be learned: Never let Joseph go jogging alone.

[@ghost_galaxyx6637]

XD. Sadly i am commenting in 2017...... Im weird.

[@projectz1363]

xXGHOSTXx X Your not weird your just enjoying some classic KZbin

[@cybermeltdown]

project Z Aren't we all?

[@cagdasberkyldrm3747]

*cough cough*

[@dewey70]

Joseph Offered A Cough Drop?

[@reiva2009]

thats the real final entry in marble hornets

[@coniespejo7521]

nerd

[@saturnzhornetz44]

Coni Espejo why

[@kokie4512]

Joseph just killed the sexiest apple ever.

[@troythecutekitty8976]

😂😂😂

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Ikr that apple looked delicious.

[@tokachi6571]

I saw similar apple a few days ago in my class

[@Lullah_Minecraft]

@@tokachi6571 oop

[@raythefangirl1339]

Lol

[@hansshomanproduction]

revenge for shooting jay (troy) in marble hornets! :D

[@jeremyjarvis3000]

This video was posted a year before that!

[@hansshomanproduction]

i can tell the future

[@jodi7595]

Hans Shoman Productions I think the gun was the same one they used in MH

[@jeremyjarvis3000]

Ya

[@wilbur653]

The Caltronian I believe they only have one gun, because its also on "Joseph writes a paper"

[@3053sydney]

Oh my, Tim does look good in a suit, I must say..

[@Bapphie]

xX~ProfessionalFangirl~Xx Went "oh damn, tim rockin that suit"

[@dakotagrace1409]

Tim looks good in everything don't lie now

[@Miss_Mei]

Ikr uwu

[@LilLexiVideos]

What would brain say about this.....

[@marishort6871]

You can say he's dressed to kill

[@classicstupid-tom]

Joseph really likes to wear those short shorts doesn't he? Oh and also Tim looks fucking tiny and its adorable

[@psychtruff]

TheHeirofCosplay Tim looks good in a tuxedo

[@classicstupid-tom]

that he does

[@undeadzelda8364]

Yes he does look tiny and adorable

[@nomorefnafshipping8234]

Yup. Lovely little shorty.

[@bluebirdsigma]

tothejazz

[@EmiPlayzMC]

You. I like you. This is a good comment. XD

[@B.E.N_]

I can't...i just can't laughing is one of the late symptoms of the sickness

[@rikukingdomhearts3749]

YES I LOVE IT!

[@pokemeg7478]

People always think they know what it means to have swag. Until they see this video.

[@VideoAggression]

There's a difference between swag and class. Class isn't a horseshit fad that will go away when the next horseshit fad comes in.

[@pokemeg7478]

Agreed wise words indeed

[@ribidabibi]

Are those... THE OPERATOR SUITS!?!

[@PhantomPeryton]

yersh! :D lol

[@Ult_G4mer2]

😨

[@ellejordan6455]

The height difference when they are hugging is something I can really relate to on a spiritual level

[@moss6945]

3:08 If you pause at the right moment, it says 'Tim as Satan'

[@n0ssie96]

omg lol

[@CheesyGarlicMan]

Hound of Shadow It all makes sense.... The Operator stalked Tim all those years because The Operator is God punishing Tim who is actually the Devil in human form which must make Alex Jesus and Jay some random dude with a camera!!!! Or, I'm just full of bullcrap...

[@kitcatanimates4010]

That says “sutton”. Edit: oh shit never mind at 3:09 XD

[@auliyaalbi]

YEAH FINALLY SOMEPNE ELSE WHO NOTICES

[@reyac-f9450]

omg it does, and I got a picture of it and now all I can think about is if Tim and Alex were switched places, and the operator was actually saving everyone from evil but no one noticed 'til Tim killed everyone.

[@rorytelling]

I feel like Tim's not even real in this universe and is just a figment of their imaginations.

[@Cherry_soda0-o]

Tim's just everyone's acid trip demon caught in camera

[@weirdkid5]

I love how much a mobster Tim looks like.

[@Froggoddess69]

Wait........Tim shoots Joseph...... the tables have turned.

[@cowy7654]

Tim and Joseph look good in suits..

[@emmajameson7850]

But Masky.......you ARE Tim ._.

[@cowy7654]

*gasp* I know!

[@emmajameson7850]

*brain explodes from plot twist*

[@cowy7654]

*_EXTREME PLOT TWIST_*

[@emmajameson7850]

*takes mask off and is secretly slendy in disguise* DOUBLE PLOT TWIST!

[@adamhendricksonarchive754]

SONG NAME: Open Heart by Yanis S. Sousa, It can be found on premiumbeat! LIKE SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW!

[@ThatRipOff]

You're a true hero, my dude. Been wondering what song they used in this for years and last I'd checked nobody, including them, knew.

[@brims731]

I cant find the song

[@brims731]

Link please

[@LoL12kricki]

Why does the operator even care about these guys? XD

[@starwarschic123]

I don't know XD

[@starwarschic123]

I'm with both of you

[@Angie-ph2wp]

Because he wanted to stop them from making the horrible movie

[@umtcnyd]

Cuz he thinks they are so cool and he just wants to hang out with them but these guys get him wrong everytime and run away. In one of those tapes, The Operator just tilted his head and raised his hand to say hi! He was like; Ohhhhhh, well HI THER- tape cuts off.

[@cotards.]

I have no idea. I've been asking myself that question for years.

[@606JC]

is this what alex does when hes not being stalked by slendy

[@chasevernon2822]

I reckon so

[@Harlequin619]

3:08 Somewhere in the milliseconds of this video it says "Tim as Sutton" then changes to "Tim as Satan".

[@typewriter3943]

+Harlequin619 haha! It does!

[@hgugclgclucgcgvgvgjgvjgvjb3843]

Harlequin619 I got it at 3:09 lol

[@hgugclgclucgcgvgvgjgvjgvjb3843]

But YT sucks so it's not going the the same part ;_;

[@kornykatz]

I saw it and I'm so proud I've made an accomplishment 😂

[@nymmkirimoto6310]

Foreshadowing for entry 86

[@chasevernon2822]

Eeyup

[@Rclarke115]

1:47 - 1:58 Uh Tim...You have been taking your Pills Right?

[@lockheedoryx7694]

alex: Dear tim. I dont like you. Tim: Life is sucks.

[@shinjles]

Tim as Sutton

[@brettarmour7254]

Satan*

[@shinjles]

Brett A. oh my god I didn't even see that the first time XD

[@brettarmour7254]

CorndogsLOL27 I watched that part like 7 times trying to catch the flash. It happened the 1st time when i wasn't paying that much attention to the screen so I actually noticed something wasnt right between those framse.

[@shinjles]

Brett A. i accidentally paused it right when it happened when I went back after seeing your comment XD that is beautiful

[@Netherman14TheHellblazer]

Found it, it's at 3:08.

[@alc.awesome7012]

i miss these, i miss tims awkward, funny, sofisticated looks. and alexs faces and ideas and funny acting. it makes me cry.

[@ctheclown1586]

sequel to Joseph and the Grapefruit.

[@vbitbite]

You can't touch music, but music can touch you

[@chasevernon2822]

They can't touch this

[@peachsquid5495]

If only they made Alex listen to jazz...

[@eyelessjessie2214]

Anyone else notice the split-second screen in the credits? xD No? Just me? Okay...

[@darkmaster101100]

no i did too (i know this was five years ago)

[@ThatRipOff]

Man, it really takes me back watching these old gems now. Really wonder what kind of stuff these guys would be making now, if not for the split. Also, I remember a few years ago finally tracking down the music track they used for this video. Some royalty-free jazz track, I believe. But for the life of me I can't remember now what it was.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

And now, a jazz interpretation of Entry #86.

[@sortofafilmmaker7470]

Entry 88: Alex comes back to life and impersonates the Operator while listening to jazz then Tim kills him again.

[@silverfive]

Marble hornets alternate ending

[@chloecolors4887]

tim how could you? u stained Josephs suit!

[@monauraldaredevil]

Anyone else subconsciously look for The Operator in the background? :P

[@starwarschic123]

No you're not alone on that! XD

[@ImTheArcherYT]

kinda looked like Rosswood ngl

[@SkyGodKazuha]

This is Tim's revenge to Alex after all those killing and mindfuck he got everyone into.

[@komashyy5747]

My thoughts when Tim shot Joeseph: But isn't Joeseph meant to be the one shooting everyone?

[@swxxtpea999]

My face hurts from laughing at these stupid videos and then remembering that these are the people who created my nightmares

[@CheesyGarlicMan]

Twinkle Twinkle Same here! XD

[@snowtailismine]

If you picture this in the form of Marble Hornets Tim shooting Joseph makes perfect sense.

[@old_timey_prospector]

Thirteen years. Thirteen mother-bleeping years and I never knew they were secretly hilarious the whole time. That suit making Alex I mean Joseph look like a smooth Operator though.

[@jimstantinople]

just came back from jazz camp, this is hilarious

[@ZarZarBinks7101]

exactly how marble hornets will end

[@ThePonyRockers]

joseph goes from a classy grown man to a classy 5 year old XD XD XD

[@heyitshollis9278]

Slowly becoming more and more Marble Hornets-y

[@kittychan9850]

The fact has been proven, Jazz music can kill.

[@TaekoHikeshi]

Maybe this is why slender messed with their lives lol >.>

[@morelsupports]

I just noticed that the apple in the beginning is in the same place as the grapefruit in "Joseph touches a Grapefruit". What if it's the grapefruit in disguise!?

[@Strangestormcloud]

Yoo!! The apple is the grapefruit in disguise indeed!!! That's why you see Tim in the video! He was the apple that got hit! XD

[@SilverFan8]

troyhasathing

[@ticcitoby2173]

this the best comment ever

[@PhantomPeryton]

Ticci Taby tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait..... taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[@ticcitoby2173]

yes

[@PhantomPeryton]

Ticci Taby hya! :3 meow.

[@AmericnOsttle10]

FORESHADOWING?

[@Onyxrissen]

I THINK YES

[@kaitlynduguay9110]

I sure hope so

[@nichdalidye]

After watching Entry #80 I can't help but laught even louder

[@Belenus3080]

These guys are really good filmmakers and have been an influence on me and my friends.

[@VDotBlank]

As someone who has listened to jazz this is exactly how it feels like

[@theslimeruler9939]

the forest from marble hornets

[@jenniffermunoz2328]

They stole the operators suit. Oh no xD but hey at least he died fancy!

[@Strongwind]

Is it me or is joseph always sweaty?

[@FriendlyCowboysGang]

This is how someone becomes slenderman

[@elvionrose3150]

I love you guys :33 Made my day! ^^

[@ElRichiPapa]

1:48 Pocho la pantera que haces ahi papa

[@CB-ue1vz]

JAJAJAJAJAJA TE AMO

[@REVAN2338]

When you die in jazz land, you die in real life.

[@anguscrowley851]

Joseph's face at 0:28 makes my day...everyday.

[@GatorTillman]

Anyone still here 15 Years later?

[@TheMagicOwL127]

this is the alternative to entry #86

[@antoinettemontoya5482]

either tim is very tiny (hehe tiny tim) or Joseph is really tall

[@misterknite]

You guys are so so brilliant

[@thetaylortexas]

I was in a bad mood. I watched this. Now, I'm in a great mood. Thanks!

[@enistoja]

If you die in the Jazz, you die in real life

[@InhaledPancakes]

Tim As Satan

[@MaxiiSMP]

tim: *casually shoots joseph and walks away* me:god tier content

[@Samandasaur]

You two. are my cup of tea

[@Jamiiism]

Tim, Bruce Campbell's long lost brother!!!

[@footstepsbehindme13]

Ahaha gotta love guys in suits! XD

[@maxwellc]

...... Slendy

[@footstepsbehindme13]

VMstudios I just said... gotta love a guy is suits Did I stutter? Lol

[@astridweatherfield4840]

ill miss this

[@DarkRelm22]

What is happening...? This right here is something I didnt know I needed in my life till now. DAMN TIM NEEDS TO WEAR SUITS MORE. PLEASE. XD

[@KathrynAnn116]

this is actually the ending of marble hornets

[@StairwaytoHeavenLZ]

Entry #86.712 Found a new tape in my mailbox. I'm uploading its contents here because I've got no fucking clue what it means. [Clip Begins] [As Joseph lies dead on the table, the footage begins to distort and the Operator appears in the space to his right. After a few seconds of completely corrupted footage, the shot clears, showing the table. Only Joseph's blood remains and the Operator symbol has been drawn on the record player. Cut to black.] I'm not drunk enough for this shit right now. Jay was the only person who would actually want to know more about this, but since he's dead, I guess I got the tape instead. Fuck it. I'm going to blow this thing up with firecrackers and throw whatever's left into a blender and make a smoothie. Maybe with some strawberries. Or pineapple. Definitely lots of tequila.

[@evan.elliott3175]

Years later I still wanna know this jazz piece

[@LiefWolfsbane]

Lol I love how he knocks away the apple before it can talk to him.

[@ratherbdead5719]

Tim looks soooo fockin tiny XD

[@digidoggaming]

It seems that Tim finally got his revenge on Alex. XP

[@kkaiser.8521]

The best is yet to come

[@kyanlmfao]

The both of them look amazing in their suits, my heart cant take it

[@octaviann4378]

Those sideburns tho

[@ms.tmshallee6944]

that was for jay! XDDD and also STOP GIVING THEM GUNS XD

[@ImTheArcherYT]

Joseph's character shot Troy's character and broke Tim's character's leg so I guess Brian just need to push them all out of a window and they can call it even.

[@afronooch]

I need this song.

[@awesomenessawaityou]

these guys, like, assigned who kills who. Tim kills Joseph. Joseph kills Troy....

[@Magma_Seb]

But who does Troy kill?

[@awesomenessawaityou]

Troy kills no one. He just gets killed.

[@aaronbleiler3731]

I wonder if thats the same gun they used in marble hornets

[@justimagine709]

My best friends name is Joseph and I’m just sending him a heap of these videos 😂

[@cryingoverelizabeth2654]

2021!!! Also this brings back good memories! Even the ones I die in my dreams!

[@Didi-wq8hw]

Who wore it better? YOU DECIDE!!!

[@starwarschic123]

Troy

[@starwarschic123]

***** then i have done my job

[@starwarschic123]

***** I am guessing the after thing has wifi?

[@Angie-ph2wp]

Brian

[@jennyfire725]

Well we all know how marble hornets ends :P

[@FapStaff]

You guys are literally champions of alternative comedy.

[@olivinecollective2708]

i really can't believe how much these videos are like me and my friends just at random

[@owmyeye6157]

Joseph would not last long as 007.

[@c0ttonberries]

SEE HOW JAY FEELS????

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing6124]

Ive seen this in so many try not to laugh videos but i had no idea it was you guys

[@giuliapalese1216]

...I love this so much...And gotta say Tim looks good in a suit