The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines

[@edwinscox]

Joseph, you are a true genius! We love the way you use everyday materials to make the most complex and creative ways of doing ordinary things. You combine engineering, whimsy, creativity, and patience! Well done yet again!

[@kcchiefssuck]

Who Asked

[@lungkoygallo7351]

@@kcchiefssuck no One Cares .

[@davensm8740]

@@lungkoygallo7351 good one😊

[@Robloxian2303]

4:15 ​@@lungkoygallo7351

[@IamAruvi]

My mom thinks he is lazy,but he is not lazy

[@pyxlblack5844]

2:27 his hand immediately jumped to his mouth in case the cupcake missed xD

[@SomewhtAtomic]

Yes

[@Boypogikami132]

2:24*

[@BradenTheBeaverHTF]

I called it the dessert feeder

[@ssanjayay]

When I watch his videos I got remind of Mr. Bean

[@mfadilmustan7514]

Yeah

[@stevepoe4591]

Just remembered of that funny show

[@risopista997]

🥊🥊🏸🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥋🏸🥋🥊🥋⚾↔️↔️☣️☣️

[@totallynotastarkidfan]

And pee wee's big adventure

[@zarapathan2751]

Hmm

[@geetagupta847]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the hard work this guy took into making this machine

[@ericaadore7743]

Sure

[@Abhisar_Gupta]

Right

[@ying7826]

Sure

[@potatoomen6192]

Yep

[@kkids2650]

@@potatoomen6192 POAO

[@sayuriunnie1961]

The amount of precise physics: All for dinner

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00

[@jaykapitan9617]

1:42 That moment when he awkwardly tries to keep his head away from spinning light bulbs

[@وردةوردة-ي1ق6ل]

Oliveira💪

[@وردةوردة-ي1ق6ل]

njjjiii

[@ziadmohamedsydek2506]

Be careful next time

[@tiptop344]

(while trying to look normal)😐

[@naveenpothineni9124]

Be care bro

[@ispeaklies5994]

1:41 he looks so calm!!!!!!!!

[@dogsareawesome9197]

@Savage Spy1502 what

[@dogsareawesome9197]

@Savage Spy1502 oh you meant way

[@giarnovanzeijl399]

If you look carefully he does lean away.

[@maazaslam4957]

When i see Tiktokers with 1M or 2M followers and then your channel with 988K subs, i just want to cry so loud on this in justice.

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

They say as he has 1k subbies

[@柴田瑞恵-c6q]

T

[@T.E.Cdocmain]

@@wahidamuhammad7397 may i ask how old are you

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

@@T.E.Cdocmain wait how many subs does he have?

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

1.26m

[@averyshamsters1080]

Just imagine you’re working and there’s just a bunch of chaos going on above your head😂😂😂

[@Parthahhh]

Lmao

[@prajwal_playz1739]

LOL

[@mg_plengnoi5552]

😂

[@A3K1]

Joseph Is the mr. Bean of Russia, exactly like mr. Bean, because there are lots of fails behind camera but the successes are awesome

[@Tony-Jabroni]

I hope he rolled that TP back up. Thats stuff’s as good as gold!

[@DailyFactFinance]

This is funny af😂😂

[@DailyFactFinance]

This was before corona 😂 back in the day

[@jaykapitan9617]

I was literally ab to comment this

[@Pandaptable]

@Mencho69 this was definitely not before corona buddy, maybe where you live. But covid-19 has been known about since like November or December of last year. You’re mistaken and thought it became wide spread at the same time patient zero was found.

[@_._faerie_._]

Matthew Sigler I live in Australia, and now it’s rare to get toilet paper XD

[@frog8603]

If it were me I’d probably end up getting distracted by the machine, end up watching the machine, and get no work done 😂

[@СаулеАлтайбекова]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@Pro-gz2ds]

Me,too

[@czombei4995]

same loll

[@12712crazey]

Then watch it first to get used to it so you won’t get distracted

[@Binhantivi]

Yeah

[@whynot_Shea]

It starts to get interesting at 1:31, and my anxiety went 🆘🆘🆘↘️↙️↖️⬆️⬅️↙️↘️➡️➡️↘️⬆️⬆️↖️↘️↗️🔀🔁🔄🔼⏩⏸⬆️

[@Xensariiii]

I use to watch your videos when I was little

[@ilik3potates363]

Same

[@Xensariiii]

@@ilik3potates363 lol hi Ahmed

[@ilik3potates363]

@@Xensariiii hi

[@jerelynserrano8685]

The coffee was the only thing that failed and caught on cam And also i love the music

[@KontraptionKids]

Wow! What an awesome machine! We loved every minute of it! From the tape measure to the cupcake. You even made reading patreon supporters interesting!

[@julianvecc916]

*Starts machine* *Takes a year to get to him* Him: *has died of starvation*

[@LainaE76]

AzazazcvyxLLP p

[@bakedbean12]

Takes 3 years to build the machine itself

[@julianvecc916]

Clara LIN yeah true

[@gaminglawma2437]

P

[@jaycao8206]

Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? 0:35

[@Jesus_Christistheonlyway]

Alternative Title: How To Blow People’s Minds In 4 Mins.

[@DustBowlcat]

And a compted

[@silberkatze2326]

First time?

[@Jesus_Christistheonlyway]

SilberKatze no....

[@eileenmcglinchey1180]

it’s so much more work than it’s worth

[@aw_2756]

This is the best Maschine of You I saw til now.

[@MysticalReaper]

I love his humour. I love the hard work he puts into these. He deserves way more than he is getting. What an absolute mind blowing stuff he does. Wow!

[@rshamiumiu6295]

Category : Entertainment Yes it is quite fun to watch people work and eat youtube.

[@manjubagri1385]

He is less

[@tokyo4435]

You can’t convince me this isn’t the dude that set up the home alone contraption thing

[@jdubonyt2715]

U right me neither

[@franklinemmie]

You can’t convince me he did it with somebody.

[@prob-a-bob4438]

of course he did not do it by himself there no way the camera men did not help him

[@OverlordOfCats]

Childhood: Kevin McAlister Adulthood: Joseph Old: John Kramer/Jigsaw

[@22_balamaniraja58]

@@prob-a-bob4438 maybe the camera recording is also done by a contraption made by him

[@teraspeXt]

Me: what if the coffee spills on him? Video: yes Me: *what if the coffee spills on his computer?*

[@trishhildebrandt1662]

ATS Gaming it looks like it’s gravy

[@isla4471]

watch his latest video omg

[@sidewinder3411]

oH NO

[@anonymoustrash9243]

Say no more, my colleague

[@cookieDaMan]

Passing the pepper: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@hibafathimak4372]

The most satisfied video

[@임규림-x7e]

조셉님은 천재인것 같아요. 내용도 굉장히 유쾌하고 다양한 에너지와 물건들을 사용해서 표현한게 참 좋습니다. 아찔해보이는 장면들은 이게 뭐라고 긴장감까지 주네요.

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

I'm so glad you kept that blooper in there.

[@kantilalparikh3298]

I have not seen like this type of creative in my entire life,💯

[@lll9409]

Please check Back to the future movie 1. It has a similar device in the beginning ;)

[@jurjenbos228]

No problem, this one is worth viewing more than once

[@sm0th793]

Every time i watch this it makes me hungry

[@littletinygamer2396]

The amount of skill this guy has to not be distracted by huge,loud machine all around him and to just get work done

[@isaac623]

“This is for all the workaholics out there who don’t have time to eat” **takes 3 months to build**

[@DetectiveBacon29]

Want me know if you are ready to start this week

[@Akmarizam]

@Anton Louis it's not like you can do anything about it

[@psychodivaconstructfm]

@Anton Louis go and cry about it?

[@aalanm6662]

222

[@kokorotss]

0:29 excellent catch!

[@DoctorX17]

I'm new here, but already am in love with this channel

[@Muhammad_Shehzad_Kallu-MSK]

First Time in KZbin I see the person which deserve the billions viewer👍👍

[@kattantube9413]

0:28 imagine that spoon hitting his teeth 😬

[@garikm24]

Oof

[@scratchboi28]

I would make that a meme by adding a Minecraft anvil sound

[@nehamangalwedhekar9014]

He had made all the vids with keeping social distancing 😂😂 since the covid was not there from that time..Hats off to this guy..🙏🙏

[@harshityadav6673]

This shows how good u r at physics!!

[@iswaryas.v909]

Instead of doing all these things, we can just call our mom... she will feed us😂

[@jacirless1368]

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[@iswaryas.v909]

@Bao Tran Nguyen 😂

[@jacirless1368]

Terco The

[@htk8581]

@@jacirless1368 aemshlwobgdaulvag9yyovsogovaekvehyoeaon9SBsno3ybquvkhopdbxf0dnp374d8j5abi9rwewjouuhoafjzrb7ltxoupbEn q2ibeoeuogdpgt87vx0eoeburgulsrillvdfir3lhfhilvapvduvkeali bpl58bboueahouoapbu8rpsbpudfbcovtblcfu7kb,don ipvptni5ilebuc,xldig63fjsdorh79aurb7rp

[@dontdie3710]

Hahahahahahaaaa

[@Blueshotvr1]

This bro will win every single Ruth goldburg projects

[@VonFlockenStuff]

Give this man a reward.

[@packblixty2147]

Doesn’t have time to eat but has time to build this entire contraption

[@_JustAnotherKid__]

r/whoosh

[@datblueguy]

Just another kid you just got r/woooshed while trying to r/woooosh

[@artbysareena.5244]

Ikr ahhahahaahahah

[@Shenanigans0911]

Maybe somebody else built it for him 🤔

[@radhabasu9525]

Stop complaining

[@cmccftqt4277]

That's a nice machine but what bothers me is how 50% of the peas fell of the spoon

[@ArYaSeNic]

true

[@JosephsMachines]

it’s more like 80% sorry to say

[@cmccftqt4277]

@@JosephsMachines lol but it wasn't that much that fell of the spoon 50% is more logical

[@ivanoracko3386]

Mojamalap

[@laurence1589]

@@JosephsMachines you might want a bigger spoon

[@김재성-c9l]

2019: The lunch feeder 2020: The dinner feeder 2021: thE bREakFaSt fEeDeR

[@JosephsMachines]

김재성 yep pretty much, although actually it’s gonna be the Brunch Feeder because I already have a breakfast machine!

[@elonmush4793]

​@@JosephsMachines What About Second Breakfast? And Elevnses?

[@ArYaSeNic]

3000:the all meal feeder

[@neo0732]

LOL XD

[@Mac33299]

2022: Desserts feeder/server? Edit: not related to the cake server by the way

[@ITsoPreppyInHear]

By the way, you made my favorite videos from my childhood I used to watch you when I was four But now I’m eight❤😊

[@dwaynealexiergaspar4987]

My brain:MMMMMM YUMMY CHOCOLATE me: *not thinking it's a chocolate cake thing*

[@pravarpriyadarshi1005]

3:30 was the funniest moment

[@RepostCollection]

*This is so cool. That's all I can say. God bless*

[@charles-ingvarjonsson7554]

Ķĺj ķœü be hero och jag har 3MINUTER SKA JAG STÄDA MEN JAG TYCKER AT TJEJENA OCH HARRY VINER KURIOSA OCH HARRY POTTER FILMEN VAR BRA YU THE BUDDY ATT DET INTE SPELA SÅ FÅR NI EN VIDEO PÅ VALPAR I VIDEON MED MER ÄN VAD DET INNEBÄR FÖR JAG TYCKER AT TJEJENA OCH HARRY VINER KURIOSA OCH HARRY POTTER FILMEN VAR BRA YU THE BUDDY ATT DET INTE SPELA SÅ FÅR NI EN VIDEO PÅ VALPAR I VIDEON MED MER ÄN VAD DET INNEBÄR FÖR dig då är en blandning av Hitchcocks att du ska kunna gå vidare till kassan för att fullfölja sina planer och

[@todivetoday]

Joseph, you are wonderful, thank you for making my day. My good acquaintance, Chakib, has introduced me to your performance and now I am going to follow you. Thanks again and good luck with your future builds. Cheers

[@prajwal_playz1739]

This guy was my fave KZbinr when I was 8 and he still is

[@TheBoss-kw8qh]

i was looking for your channel for 2 years

[@lynnea5731]

I can’t believe I never knew this guy existed. I call dibs on him for the apocalypse... but I’m sure he would be the leader... so I guess I’m calling dibs on one of his team slots... 🤣🤣 ... I always wanted friends who could do these things...

[@kirayu1]

Ashley M. I call shotgun

[@beybladeandrewb820]

I call back seat

[@pk_-vb4cp]

I call the next best thing

[@oofoof6768]

Just imagine if the one spining light bulbs just smashed into his head and the video immediately ends

[@مرتضىابوزينب-ي4م]

كتفنبنلنمبمبمبملنلان اتم

[@Pstefii]

I got so anxious there

[@userblock5086]

Parashockx la lalala la.. la lala.. lalala la

[@jackieaponte167]

Lol

[@fishinside]

YES!!!

[@cscscscss]

1982:we will have flying cars in the future 2020: D I N N E R F E E D E R

[@watermelon1117]

Its impossible not to suscribe to this legend

[@JonToons0208]

Bravo

[@sandraharris6748]

Him waiting for the next bite of food:👁👄👁

[@kingroaster8608]

@NaBao Fastest Cooking 2 not all people are lazy!

[@risinivy]

My favorite part has to be the delivery of the asparagus, I dont know why but the way it dives into the sauce and lifts back up to his face just kills me

[@thvjiyaa6489]

3:21 imagine if that tea / drink fall on his shirt and laptop😂 3:30 don't imagine now it's a reality😂😂

[@renjin2615]

2:24, dude perfect watching this:"YEEEAAAAAH, LETS GOOOOO"

[@paulmathai9810]

How the cupcake jumped directly to mouth was cool.🤣

[@guildem]

That's a real Joseph's machine! I like it! Very fun and good timings!

[@nebeng78]

Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? 0:35

[@gengalakshmisugumar5574]

?

[@synclessgt3786]

1:04 Is no one going to talk about how he ate that potato in a single bite?

[@lunarpitch]

Wait that's not normal?

[@roseberry-nj2ux]

Texas Psych Nurse He said somewhere in the comments it was a potato

[@calimango7926]

.....did you see the video where he stuffed half an entire eclair in his mouth?

[@APorLa16_RMA]

@@calimango7926did

[@auroraelegancy]

Yeah... I don't have time to eat food but I have time to clean the peas, the sauce, the stuff that the machine had spilled.... Yeah I do have😎😎

[@HIJAB_DIARIES786]

Omg this man is genius

[@LynchtheFinch]

You’re a god, Joseph! So much effort goes into these. And the result is amusing and satisfying. YAY

[@haydentroyer8322]

I still watched it again cause it’s THAT AWESOME! Love your vids and keep up the awesome work!

[@JosephsMachines]

Hayden Troyer thanks my friend!

[@haydentroyer8322]

Don’t mention it! 🙂

[@wuggyhuggybestcommenterali3918]

when your coffe hit your face for no reason at all🤣

[@nedextheguy8095]

That eating was... Semi graceful

[@yanersin6660]

The most longest, dangerous and laziest way to eat: Btw I couldn't imagine how long this took and to fix the bloopers/fails respect, man

[@JoseLopez-qj7ne]

My guess is that this project must took 10 mathematicians 10 physic professors 10 engineers 10 day to bild. I think is insane awesome.

[@naufalmahardhika8868]

Wife:honey how do you want dinner to be serve Joseph:

[@possiblybird5076]

When ur hungry but don’t wanna get up:

[@吳吳-x9k]

I watch this video with my teacher!I love this video!😍😘

[@youngoneniko5746]

its so impressive how Joseph can make these machines with normal house products

[@PokeBlu.]

2:21 Perfect Cake Shot

[@Liege_Serve]

Mom: DON'T PLAY WITH UR FOOD!!! Me:

[@pierpaolocasamassima8652]

You’re pleasantly sweet ahah anyway amazing job, so much clever work

[@dimasi8t3albares74]

8ui

[@bombdropgaming5808]

Dat his job

[@sonicgaming1642]

My day starts with your video

[@lagoober12345]

2:23 The cupcake landed in his mouth perfectly.

[@Nathulhu]

you think one of those bloopers involved him getting a lightbulb stuck in his head

[@scdobserver835]

Deja vu?

[@guilhermedias3488]

I've just been in this place before...

[@Mia.4lifee]

I wonder how many times he spilled the coffee

[@starcortes]

He spilled just one

[@Mia.4lifee]

While he was making the machine

[@bigyoutubefan2578]

MY man is living in a different planet

[@ngochanho886]

you'r a physics master! creation brings value things!

[@QuillAndScroll1207]

I'll still be hungry after this dinner

[@marshallpeters7174]

Every time I re-watch these I notice something different. Like the gravy sitting on the kitchen scale, moving the needle to push a ball.

[@SushiMCPE]

Why is this a reupload?

[@Sciolist]

Soundtrack is different this time

[@SushiMCPE]

Oh

[@kaitlin6184]

Technical issue

[@praewwapround..]

You make yourself happy making videos. I would like to call you a big eater.

[@Scrappycoco14]

what an absolute genius.

[@Jitatman]

Wait.. ive watched this earlier!!!!

[@adex2]

Same

[@luv2stack]

Last background song got striked

[@MarcoBruh]

Same

[@swarnavabhattacharya5292]

Me too

[@saahiliqbal_1506]

Same

[@betalol7053]

Let’s just accept the fact that he can fit a whole potato in his mouth.

[@kaitlin6184]

*•Smol Boba Devil•*, was it a mini potato?

[@JosephsMachines]

If you practice enough you can do anything

[@betalol7053]

Joseph's Machines :o Imma start practicing then uwu

[@syph3155]

@@JosephsMachines yep

[@marcushngz2502]

I thought it was a meatball

[@josephjose5689]

Me at the end of video : oo my god how much he has to clean My Brain: Don't worry he must be hving a machine separately for that 😂😂😂 Who agree hit like

[@ShirinAlmasi]

Офигенные ощущения подниматься в этом казике))начал по чуть чуть, но в итоге вынес почти 10К

[@visiblegrass3649]

I remember watching this during quarantine

[@dodylego7035]

Who is here in 2024

[@SergioAlejandroGeraldoAlvarez]

Me

[@DangTuanAnh388]

Me😂

[@kendrabrockner4939]

Two things number one bot number two no I’m in 2030

[@aiweiallan6571]

bot

[@hegd9808]

Me

[@rudrakshchhangani7116]

2:15 is best

[@kokorotss]

1:36 sound like my brothers russian dance music! 👏🏻

[@scarxaeris]

This will forever be my favourite