The Dinner Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines

For all the workaholics who don't have time to eat, this machine will feed you peas, potato, asparagus, chicken and even a cupcake and coffee!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Director of Photography: Nicholas Jastrzebski (vimeo.com/user18317650)
Production Assistants: Erik Bergrin and Gus Goldsack.
Special Thanks to Adam Smith and Olivia Lynch

[@maazaslam4957]

When i see Tiktokers with 1M or 2M followers and then your channel with 988K subs, i just want to cry so loud on this in justice.

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

They say as he has 1k subbies

[@user-zc5hh2du4i]

T

[@T.E.Cdocmain]

@@wahidamuhammad7397 may i ask how old are you

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

@@T.E.Cdocmain wait how many subs does he have?

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

1.26m

[@pyxlblack5844]

2:27 his hand immediately jumped to his mouth in case the cupcake missed xD

[@aFRIENDofSCIENCE]

Yes

[@Boypogikami132]

2:24*

[@360101]

I called it the dessert feeder

[@edwinscox]

Joseph, you are a true genius! We love the way you use everyday materials to make the most complex and creative ways of doing ordinary things. You combine engineering, whimsy, creativity, and patience! Well done yet again!

[@r6clipz1]

Who Asked

[@lungkoygallo7351]

@@r6clipz1 no One Cares .

[@davensm8740]

@@lungkoygallo7351 good one😊

[@sayuriunnie1961]

The amount of precise physics: All for dinner

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00

[@ssanjayay]

When I watch his videos I got remind of Mr. Bean

[@mfadilmustan7514]

Yeah

[@stevepoe4591]

Just remembered of that funny show

[@risopista997]

🥊🥊🏸🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥋🏸🥋🥊🥋⚾↔️↔️☣️☣️

[@ethaniscoo8061]

And pee wee's big adventure

[@zarapathan2751]

Hmm

[@jaykapitan9617]

1:42 That moment when he awkwardly tries to keep his head away from spinning light bulbs

[@user-mv7of8lm8c]

Oliveira💪

[@user-mv7of8lm8c]

njjjiii

[@ziadmohamedsydek2506]

Be careful next time

[@tiptop344]

(while trying to look normal)😐

[@naveenpothineni9124]

Be care bro

[@geetagupta847]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the hard work this guy took into making this machine

[@ericaadore7743]

Sure

[@Abhisar_Gupta]

Right

[@ying7826]

Sure

[@potatoomen6192]

Yep

[@kkids2650]

@@potatoomen6192 POAO

[@averyshamsters1080]

Just imagine you’re working and there’s just a bunch of chaos going on above your head😂😂😂

[@Parthahhh]

Lmao

[@prajwal_playz1739]

LOL

[@mg_plengnoi5552]

😂

[@Tony-Jabroni]

I hope he rolled that TP back up. Thats stuff’s as good as gold!

[@DailyFactFinance]

This is funny af😂😂

[@DailyFactFinance]

This was before corona 😂 back in the day

[@jaykapitan9617]

I was literally ab to comment this

[@Pandaptable]

@Mencho69 this was definitely not before corona buddy, maybe where you live. But covid-19 has been known about since like November or December of last year. You’re mistaken and thought it became wide spread at the same time patient zero was found.

[@_._faerie_._]

Matthew Sigler I live in Australia, and now it’s rare to get toilet paper XD

[@frog8603]

If it were me I’d probably end up getting distracted by the machine, end up watching the machine, and get no work done 😂

[@user-zw9mm8vi6u]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@Pro-gz2ds]

Me,too

[@czombei4995]

same loll

[@Disgusting12712]

Then watch it first to get used to it so you won’t get distracted

[@Binhantivi]

Yeah

[@littletinygamer2396]

The amount of skill this guy has to not be distracted by huge,loud machine all around him and to just get work done

[@MysticalReaper]

I love his humour. I love the hard work he puts into these. He deserves way more than he is getting. What an absolute mind blowing stuff he does. Wow!

[@tokyo4435]

You can’t convince me this isn’t the dude that set up the home alone contraption thing

[@jdubonyt2715]

U right me neither

[@franklinemmie]

You can’t convince me he did it with somebody.

[@prob-a-bob4438]

of course he did not do it by himself there no way the camera men did not help him

[@OverlordOfCats]

Childhood: Kevin McAlister Adulthood: Joseph Old: John Kramer/Jigsaw

[@22_balamaniraja58]

@@prob-a-bob4438 maybe the camera recording is also done by a contraption made by him

[@whynot_Shea]

It starts to get interesting at 1:31, and my anxiety went 🆘🆘🆘↘️↙️↖️⬆️⬅️↙️↘️➡️➡️↘️⬆️⬆️↖️↘️↗️🔀🔁🔄🔼⏩⏸⬆️

[@kattantube9413]

0:28 imagine that spoon hitting his teeth 😬

[@garikm24]

Oof

[@scratchboi28]

I would make that a meme by adding a Minecraft anvil sound

[@iswaryas.v909]

Instead of doing all these things, we can just call our mom... she will feed us😂

[@jacirless1368]

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[@iswaryas.v909]

@Bao Tran Nguyen 😂

[@jacirless1368]

Terco The

[@htk8581]

@@jacirless1368 aemshlwobgdaulvag9yyovsogovaekvehyoeaon9SBsno3ybquvkhopdbxf0dnp374d8j5abi9rwewjouuhoafjzrb7ltxoupbEn q2ibeoeuogdpgt87vx0eoeburgulsrillvdfir3lhfhilvapvduvkeali bpl58bboueahouoapbu8rpsbpudfbcovtblcfu7kb,don ipvptni5ilebuc,xldig63fjsdorh79aurb7rp

[@dontdie3710]

Hahahahahahaaaa

[@ispeaklies5994]

1:41 he looks so calm!!!!!!!!

[@dogsareawesome9197]

@Savage Spy1502 what

[@dogsareawesome9197]

@Savage Spy1502 oh you meant way

[@giarnovanzeijl399]

If you look carefully he does lean away.

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

I'm so glad you kept that blooper in there.

[@pk-vk3oc]

Joseph you’re an absolute legend, love your work!

[@youngoneniko5746]

its so impressive how Joseph can make these machines with normal house products

[@KontraptionKids]

Wow! What an awesome machine! We loved every minute of it! From the tape measure to the cupcake. You even made reading patreon supporters interesting!

[@isaac623]

“This is for all the workaholics out there who don’t have time to eat” **takes 3 months to build**

[@TheOgplayer29Bacon]

Want me know if you are ready to start this week

[@Akmarizam]

@Anton Louis it's not like you can do anything about it

[@LITTL3MON5TER]

@Anton Louis go and cry about it?

[@aalanm6662]

222

[@paulmathai9810]

How the cupcake jumped directly to mouth was cool.🤣

[@VonFlockenStuff]

Give this man a reward.

[@teraspeXt]

Me: what if the coffee spills on him? Video: yes Me: *what if the coffee spills on his computer?*

[@trishhildebrandt1662]

ATS Gaming it looks like it’s gravy

[@isla4471]

watch his latest video omg

[@sidewinder3411]

oH NO

[@anonymoustrash9243]

Say no more, my colleague

[@Cookie-wj3kj]

Passing the pepper: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@jurjenbos228]

No problem, this one is worth viewing more than once

[@risinivy]

My favorite part has to be the delivery of the asparagus, I dont know why but the way it dives into the sauce and lifts back up to his face just kills me

[@todivetoday]

Joseph, you are wonderful, thank you for making my day. My good acquaintance, Chakib, has introduced me to your performance and now I am going to follow you. Thanks again and good luck with your future builds. Cheers

[@rshamiumiu6295]

Category : Entertainment Yes it is quite fun to watch people work and eat youtube.

[@manjubagri1385]

He is less

[@julianvecc916]

*Starts machine* *Takes a year to get to him* Him: *has died of starvation*

[@LainaE76]

AzazazcvyxLLP p

[@bakedbean12]

Takes 3 years to build the machine itself

[@julianvecc916]

Clara LIN yeah true

[@gaminglawma2437]

P

[@jaycao8206]

Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? 0:35

[@DoctorX17]

I'm new here, but already am in love with this channel

[@shamlimehetre7065]

So hardworking stuff u r doing..it requires so much of brain...great.. ❤️❤️

[@kantilalparikh3298]

I have not seen like this type of creative in my entire life,💯

[@lll9409]

Please check Back to the future movie 1. It has a similar device in the beginning ;)

[@Jesus_Christistheonlyway]

Alternative Title: How To Blow People’s Minds In 4 Mins.

[@DustBowlcat]

And a compted

[@silberkatze2326]

First time?

[@Jesus_Christistheonlyway]

SilberKatze no....

[@eileenmcglinchey1180]

it’s so much more work than it’s worth

[@jerelynserrano8685]

The coffee was the only thing that failed and caught on cam And also i love the music

[@praewwapround..]

You make yourself happy making videos. I would like to call you a big eater.

[@oofoof6768]

Just imagine if the one spining light bulbs just smashed into his head and the video immediately ends

[@user-lm6dp5cd7f]

كتفنبنلنمبمبمبملنلان اتم

[@Pstefii]

I got so anxious there

[@userblock5086]

Parashockx la lalala la.. la lala.. lalala la

[@jackieaponte167]

Lol

[@fishinside]

YES!!!

[@cmccftqt4277]

That's a nice machine but what bothers me is how 50% of the peas fell of the spoon

[@ArYaSeNic]

true

[@JosephsMachines]

it’s more like 80% sorry to say

[@cmccftqt4277]

@@JosephsMachines lol but it wasn't that much that fell of the spoon 50% is more logical

[@ivanoracko3386]

Mojamalap

[@laurence1589]

@@JosephsMachines you might want a bigger spoon

[@DissapointedALot]

I love that a ball goes down while he was reading the credits and he went out of focus😂

[@A3K1]

Joseph Is the mr. Bean of Russia, exactly like mr. Bean, because there are lots of fails behind camera but the successes are awesome

[@guildem]

That's a real Joseph's machine! I like it! Very fun and good timings!

[@packblixty2147]

Doesn’t have time to eat but has time to build this entire contraption

[@_JustAnotherKid__]

r/whoosh

[@datblueguy]

Just another kid you just got r/woooshed while trying to r/woooosh

[@artbysareena.5244]

Ikr ahhahahaahahah

[@Shenanigans0911]

Maybe somebody else built it for him 🤔

[@radhabasu9525]

Stop complaining

[@Zishe_Singer]

I love how his voice changes after the coffee spills...

[@royalhydra5455]

Title: Dinner Feeding Me: Sitting peacefully while the machine is working

[@harshityadav6673]

This shows how good u r at physics!!

[@synclessgt3786]

1:04 Is no one going to talk about how he ate that potato in a single bite?

[@lunarpitch]

Wait that's not normal?

[@roseberry-nj2ux]

Texas Psych Nurse He said somewhere in the comments it was a potato

[@calimango7926]

.....did you see the video where he stuffed half an entire eclair in his mouth?

[@APorLa16_RMA]

@@calimango7926did

[@julianjimenez2666]

lol when he is about to read the extra special thanks and the coffee spills on him xd

[@garoxpesbuk9974]

that dessert throw was so perfect

[@pravarpriyadarshi1005]

3:30 was the funniest moment

[@sandraharris6748]

Him waiting for the next bite of food:👁👄👁

[@kingroaster8608]

@NaBao Fastest Cooking 2 not all people are lazy!

[@aw_2756]

This is the best Maschine of You I saw til now.

[@wuggyhuggybestcommenterali3918]

when your coffe hit your face for no reason at all🤣

[@haydentroyer8322]

I still watched it again cause it’s THAT AWESOME! Love your vids and keep up the awesome work!

[@JosephsMachines]

Hayden Troyer thanks my friend!

[@haydentroyer8322]

Don’t mention it! 🙂

[@cscscscss]

1982:we will have flying cars in the future 2020: D I N N E R F E E D E R

[@notzash5814]

Awesome! I watched this video when i was 4 or 6 or maybe 5 i really liked it. I actually want to watch it. Now i finally found you!! Keep up the good work Joseph

[@lanhoang4269]

By the way, you made my favorite videos from my childhood I used to watch you when I was four But now I’m eight❤😊

[@kokorotss]

0:29 excellent catch!

[@lynnea5731]

I can’t believe I never knew this guy existed. I call dibs on him for the apocalypse... but I’m sure he would be the leader... so I guess I’m calling dibs on one of his team slots... 🤣🤣 ... I always wanted friends who could do these things...

[@kirayu1]

Ashley M. I call shotgun

[@beybladeandrewb820]

I call back seat

[@pk_-vb4cp]

I call the next best thing

[@nameless285]

If Kevin Mcallister used his traps daily:

[@Sillykittycat951]

lol

[@CarlSmartNPC456]

kevin can do traps lol

[@yhyhyhnikiii]

This will forever be my favourite

[@Mia.4lifee]

I wonder how many times he spilled the coffee

[@starcortes]

He spilled just one

[@Mia.4lifee]

While he was making the machine

[@seriousconcerns944]

So so underrated. I just found my new favorite channel

[@renjin2615]

2:24, dude perfect watching this:"YEEEAAAAAH, LETS GOOOOO"

[@nehamangalwedhekar9014]

He had made all the vids with keeping social distancing 😂😂 since the covid was not there from that time..Hats off to this guy..🙏🙏

[@Nathulhu]

you think one of those bloopers involved him getting a lightbulb stuck in his head

[@user-ce5bc1vi4k]

2019: The lunch feeder 2020: The dinner feeder 2021: thE bREakFaSt fEeDeR

[@JosephsMachines]

김재성 yep pretty much, although actually it’s gonna be the Brunch Feeder because I already have a breakfast machine!

[@elonmush4793]

​@@JosephsMachines What About Second Breakfast? And Elevnses?

[@ArYaSeNic]

3000:the all meal feeder

[@neo0732]

LOL XD

[@Mac33299]

2022: Desserts feeder/server? Edit: not related to the cake server by the way

[@PseudoName.NotReal]

This takes playing with your food to a whole new level

[@yanersin6660]

The most longest, dangerous and laziest way to eat: Btw I couldn't imagine how long this took and to fix the bloopers/fails respect, man

[@possiblybird5076]

When ur hungry but don’t wanna get up:

[@naufalmahardhika8868]

Wife:honey how do you want dinner to be serve Joseph:

[@prajwal_playz1739]

This guy was my fave KZbinr when I was 8 and he still is

[@erszbetbazory]

Gracias Joseph, tus vídeos le encantan a mi hijo y a mi😄

[@Liege_Serve]

Mom: DON'T PLAY WITH UR FOOD!!! Me:

[@QuillAndScroll1207]

I'll still be hungry after this dinner

[@dwaynealexiergaspar4987]

My brain:MMMMMM YUMMY CHOCOLATE me: *not thinking it's a chocolate cake thing*

[@JoseLopez-qj7ne]

My guess is that this project must took 10 mathematicians 10 physic professors 10 engineers 10 day to bild. I think is insane awesome.

[@SushiMCPE]

Why is this a reupload?

[@Sciolist]

Soundtrack is different this time

[@SushiMCPE]

Oh

[@kaitlin6184]

Technical issue

[@dlc.1117]

I watch this when I’m hungry.

[@Bwe_hye]

I use to watch your videos when I was little

[@aabanwssedd3x3sd3]

Same

[@Bwe_hye]

@@aabanwssedd3x3sd3 lol hi Ahmed

[@aabanwssedd3x3sd3]

@@Bwe_hye hi

[@Muhammad_Shehzad_Kallu-MSK]

First Time in KZbin I see the person which deserve the billions viewer👍👍

[@rudrakshchhangani7116]

2:15 is best

[@nebeng78]

Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? 0:35

[@gengalakshmisugumar5574]

?

[@giannifun1]

My school Teacher showed me your channel and now I searched your channel on my dads Ipad

[@TheBoss-kw8qh]

i was looking for your channel for 2 years

[@LynchtheFinch]

You’re a god, Joseph! So much effort goes into these. And the result is amusing and satisfying. YAY

[@thvjiyaa6489]

3:21 imagine if that tea / drink fall on his shirt and laptop😂 3:30 don't imagine now it's a reality😂😂

[@nedextheguy8095]

That eating was... Semi graceful

[@tiptop344]

Me: You know, I think before to long he'll spill the coffee. (spills coffee) Me: yep

[@pierpaolocasamassima8652]

You’re pleasantly sweet ahah anyway amazing job, so much clever work

[@dimasi8t3albares74]

8ui

[@bombdropgaming5808]

Dat his job

[@PokeBlu.]

2:21 Perfect Cake Shot

[@intantarmizi6138]

I like how he is eating the little sos of the chicken and not with a lot

[@optimisticDI]

Surrounded by so many items and still u aare safe , effort are great

[@marshallpeters7174]

Every time I re-watch these I notice something different. Like the gravy sitting on the kitchen scale, moving the needle to push a ball.

[@theletteralpha]

You can see his sorrow on the fifth marble, and coffee spill, then his IDC face the second time

[@something139]

Wow that's amazing!

[@godpisngaming7930]

That looks. So satisfying

[@Jitatman]

Wait.. ive watched this earlier!!!!

[@adex2]

Same

[@luv2stack]

Last background song got striked

[@MarcoBruh]

Same

[@swarnavabhattacharya5292]

Me too

[@saahiliqbal_1506]

Same

[@miabusse7986]

A real problem was When my teacher told me I had to write the same sentence for 100 times as a punishment.... can you make something that would have helped me in that situation?

[@LITTL3MON5TER]

Watch Joseph's video making Xmas card writer

[@summerwrigley3411]

LeyliLike the end as a sentence

[@justanotherplayer4172]

2:23 The cupcake landed in his mouth perfectly.