The Lunch Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines

[@Phuoc_aThien]

we can be all honest that,we’re come here just to see him eating because is so satisfying

[@jacobackley3210]

No

[@blocplayz8002]

No lol

[@alphonsecarlylleolbes1613]

Nope No Yes'nt

[@darkblack12]

No

[@darkblack12]

Nay Nåo Nein Negative No Nah Definetly not Absolutely not Yesn't

[@planesandgeographyaremything]

4 years later, and still a masterpiece Edit: bro I didn’t think I would get this much likes on a comment with 7 words

[@jhebertdelacruz5437]

Frfr

[@Pixelation_9008]

@@jhebertdelacruz54375 now

[@Pootis_Bird21]

5

[@xcept1281]

This is both Hard work and Laziness at the same time.

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00

[@ieungeggcats]

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[@niyax07]

True tho

[@not-so-standardprofilepic1887]

Like when you don’t wanna get outta bed to turn the lights off so you go through hassle castle and spend 6 days on Amazon prime to buy a crossbow and then another week to perfect your aim just to hit the light switch.

[@froggman66]

Bruh you just described my life, I make things harder and spend more work on things, so I can do other things with less effort

[@WarthogEnjoyer3784]

That asparagus crossbow was insane. Many nations have been destroyed by the almighty crossbow, but Joseph took it like a pro. Mad respect

[@USEER-bxleo]

With Joe's new invention nobody dies from starvation anymore.

[@uvuhusky]

Ok I’ve watched this about 10 times that’s how creative it is.

[@novynee]

These videos are the definition of efficiency. Definitely worth building these 10/10 would recommend

[@hetalparmar1721]

Lf. See1 rtt

[@hetalparmar1721]

Ta

[@zariibo170]

OMG I FOUND IT my childhood yes omg I used to watch this everyday for like 2 month and then it randomly disappeared and now I FINALLY found it omgggggggg😭😭

[@NalishaSubba]

SAME

[@JustMeNothingElse1010]

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Rosaisjointhegameofroblox]

SAMEE

[@ElixirOfSpace]

SAMEEEEE

[@timsuckgeography6860]

I just text “lunch machine” and got me CHILDHOOD BACK!!!

[@SunshineCoastRealEstate]

What is 'satisfying' about this video is the hard work, perseverance, and genius on display here.

[@getin3949]

Genius personified Joseph, I can imagine you weren't hungry for hot dogs, asparagus, etc. after that video. Wonderfully creative you are. I'm always so excited when one of your videos pops into my IN box. Thank you, wish I could meet the genius behind the clever machines. You''re my hero

[@JosephsMachines]

I never want to eat asparagus again. Thanks for the comment!

[@getin3949]

Joseph's Machines That's too bad, its my favorite vegetable. I could possibly get tired of Brussel sprouts though. Funny guy you are.

[@kamelbelmiloud8011]

Bonjour, 6e, mais il faut que tu me n de 9e édition par la suite.

[@kubadabrowski1373]

Lek,,ojjkjnuuj

[@Aussiekidproductionsofficial]

I like how he says ahhh at the perfect timing to the song drop

[@rodleyalcantara6393]

IS IT JUST ME OR THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED CHANNEL IN ALL OF KZbin THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH for 135 LIKES

[@Minecraftrok999]

> 500.000 subscribers > Underrated channel Pick one.

[@vionasequeira8091]

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[@indahsiegrist4757]

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[@indahsiegrist4757]

@@Minecraftrok999 sprichst du deutsch

[@mamahanibaby9588]

Viona Sequeira Dstser Pap

[@ChinkchongFrogLOL]

I remember watching this a lot as a kid

[@crackpapa_]

Why the H would anyone dislike this?? This is a masterpiece!

[@realwhigmaster]

Probably those who freaked out at 1:03.

[@Oddbodswithme197]

1:24 my favorite russian music

[@aliekioui1867]

Bro that’s french

[@Chaotic_biology]

This is both everyone’s childhood and the most best asmr vid

[@crystalp6018]

My heart is overjoyed by you and your wonderful work. You make the ultimate machine - happiness in others.

[@charveelordson2950]

It is a nice idea to have good

[@quanglamtran6926]

It's been a long time and your machine is still working excellently

[@ramanpoddar077]

Finally my favourite youtuber has uploaded a video..!!

[@JosephsMachines]

Sorry it's been a while! But from now on I will be uploading a new machine every month.

[@ramanpoddar077]

@@JosephsMachines So happy to hear that Sir..!!

[@7b3n15]

Joseph's Machines YAY

[@AndrewHudak]

Hope you don't get bored, and won't have a lack of motivation :D

[@souravkumar1736]

Joseph is back!!!

[@darkblack12]

my commentary: 0:02 I wonder what he's typing 0:24 the brussel sprout can roll? 0:43 i like how the hotdog swings 1:03 Don't try this at home 1:21 imagine if it spilled

[@squarohedron0664]

"the brocolli can roll?" my brother in christ that is a brussel sprout

[@darkblack12]

@@squarohedron0664 oh sorry

[@Kraliezec]

This was brilliant. Brings back memories of Mickey and Donald and their contraptions.

[@sketchesforyou8020]

1:30 the ahh was timed perfectly

[@quynguyenkim4843]

Jfhidnihrije

[@sandwichbanana7366]

@@quynguyenkim4843 Shut The lights off

[@wickedjohn1287]

He just make his day harder, look, he built a working machine instead of getting a food himself

[@gpauhrjjwnqfibqorwi]

Well that is just boring making a machine is fun and you can do stuff

[@gpauhrjjwnqfibqorwi]

Its a way to burn time if you have a lot of time and don't have anything to do with all that time

[@gpauhrjjwnqfibqorwi]

And its fun to watch

[@sunpowergamingbsg5087]

Who doesn't think this is fake like this is so good and smart to built this stuff you are the best the best

[@momofukuda8719]

He was on a Japanese show I watch every Saturday he’s amazing

[@lorennzolictao5019]

That was awesome, Joseph! This is almost like what I would dream of making a machine like this when I'm having lunch as a kid!

[@sergiosanchez1655]

Guy: “Get me the First Aid Kit now!!” Joseph: “I have a machine for that.”

[@hiraebad1885]

Suuuei

[@raquelbileski4216]

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[@ШахнозаСадамова]

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[@ШахнозаСадамова]

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[@veenarana5]

@@ШахнозаСадамова 工爪 ちㄗモ丹Ｋ工れム 尺∪ちち工丹れ!

[@CameronChelsea]

Me 14 comes back to this video after 4ish years

[@DoctorX17]

The soup blooper was what I expected to happen XD

[@danielschechter8130]

Me too. For sure!

[@itzsky8932]

No ones gonna talk about how realistic that machine was it was amazing

[@govindharajlgraj4840]

I can't imagine how much work went into this

[@mihranisok7887]

the sounds are sooooooooo satisfiging

[@jackofallspades98]

I'm constantly impressed by your ability to accomplish very complex motions, only by using household objects, and basic woodworking/machining. That's not even to mention the absolutely crazy ideas you have. I could never imagine coming up with the idea of having a hot dog on a rope swing, or an asparagus bow & arrow. But not only do you come up with those ideas, you actually execute them, and you somehow pull it off as well. I'd love to hear what kind of ideas you actually *do* turn down because of how crazy they are. I would give so much to be able to be your apprentice, even for one project, just to learn from the master!

[@rai3r]

hello

[@JosephsMachines]

Once I have a funny idea I stop at nothing to make it work! But actually sometimes they don’t work. For example I really wanted the sausage to be in a traditional hotdog bun but I couldn’t get it to catch in my mouth reliably because it was too big. So I had to compromise and use a slice of bread 😭

[@emilie8170]

@@JosephsMachines hi!

[@salahalawsy6808]

jackofallspades98 kk,byju

[@vuchienhuu5107]

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[@rajinderaulakh9685]

It’s so satisfying to hear the sounds

[@Gab-kj7qh]

i cant stop watching this

[@Marsik_marsiky]

0:43 :yellow juice. 1:07 tomato juice.

[@drsheetalgulati1155]

This man is legend

[@sauravmehra5646]

I dont know why people love to dislike

[@cookiethepandalolz618]

My science teacher showed this to us in class and now I’m *BONKERS* for your videos lol

[@kavarfayaq5137]

😈,Nam Arwen

[@dbvggbbb1744]

Hey! I'm making this message in 2024, and I just want to say... these videos are so creative and amazings.

[@bobvefar4198]

Привет из России, мы тоже смотрим твои видео, всегда круто когда не мешает языковой барьер

[@BebBetch]

plot twist: when the camera didn’t face him he stared at the asparagus and added typing effects

[@emphaticjam4381]

Quick question: what is asparagus?

[@marlenecajueiro3896]

Oi tutu bem

[@BebBetch]

@@emphaticjam4381 the thing that shot into his mouth

[@aarianmendieta1657]

If you are here in 2024 😃

[@WinmarTheSuperball12]

Here here

[@Jaix4k.1]

@@WinmarTheSuperball12here

[@marlinacicho1829]

Me

[@saradharamachandran4770]

Here

[@VicMoonHome]

here

[@zhrisanimations2132]

Oh my gosh! I watched this probably 4 years ago when i was 6 years old and i finnaly re discovered this video this is so nostalgic!!!

[@TheRealSamuraiSlade]

Holy cow, dude, the asparagus crossbow killed me. These videos are so funny, man, keep up the good work. 😍

[@carmenkasho840]

I wrote that

[@robynbrycengchok6958]

I loved watching this when i was 9

[@T.E.Cdocmain]

How old are u now

[@_Bamb11]

This is just brutal because I used to do that and it was amazing:D please try at home if you want don't mess up :D

[@Editorgogeta]

So much nostalgia I remember me and sister watching your videos I miss these days

[@bubblybunny6749]

1:29 perfect timing

[@yerinhajun]

Wow, time flies when I'm watching your video. It's magical. I'm so happy. I'm so lucky to be able to see your video.❤❤❤

[@ГенаГончаров-ъ6ъ]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@mariadelmarrualestriana9356]

todos en español o sólo yo😁😁

[@adamkowalczyk901]

THIS IS MIND BLOND

[@GOOBERGAMESOFFICAL]

Joeseph is the person I wanna grow up to be like why?: he spends hours on a silly little contraption for a 2 minute video, and it blows up so basically: i just wanna be as dedicated as he is

[@holt_6401]

For some reason he made Brussel sprouts look good

[@kryspy5160]

i love brussel sprouts

[@holt_6401]

Oh ok then

[@bas1lizk901]

I have never seen anyone as busy as him

[@Cavin96]

Thinking about doing a breakfast one? You’ve done lunch and dinner and might as well finish off the series with breakfast :)

[@bakedbean12]

There already is

[@bluestickman5716]

ROBUK

[@ajanabuqaj2441]

@@bluestickman5716 7th dudzfhrzzf❤️

[@ajanabuqaj2441]

❤️

[@Cavin96]

there is no breakfast feeder yet

[@random.comedy1997]

At 1:03 I could’ve choked on the asparagus

[@random.comedy1997]

Sorry I stole this comment

[@Colorless_Tophat]

You are a roblox player!?!?!?!?!?

[@hamzaalshimari8680]

@@random.comedy1997 😘😘🤑🤑🤑

[@jinwang7729]

Wow ! This was the first video I watched and it is amazing!😊

[@TheDiamondRose-vx7bo]

This is my favourite video on this channel

[@shashidargobi4229]

Watched this video few years ago, loved it now watching again cuz it ended up at my for you page

[@bob2673]

I like this machine thank you Joseph!

[@danijelsimic2575]

That is so awesome man I ♥️ it !

[@shmoogle2330]

Imagine home alone with this guy

[@user-uf9qz3pg7o]

حاجهلخاهؤعمؤح ة

[@shmoogle2330]

I don’t know what you mean

[@Colorless_Tophat]

Yay I finally found this dude again after like a year

[@saimachitalya7833]

This is making me hungry 😋

[@BradenTheBeaverHTF]

Same

[@deniselipiansky3586]

love all of your work so much! incredibly creativity and engineering. bravo! gonna show it to my art students.

[@МарияЕшниязова]

♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😎💪

[@Rasy2kG]

1:41 his haircut changed

[@neelstrider9698]

Nostalgia of 2018 ❤

[@ssanjayay]

Bro is mr bean

[@Linn0b-b1y]

YEAH!

[@aakifHQ]

Newgen

[@Pizza_mayhem4567]

All hail mr bean

[@phil6080163]

Fr

[@Pixelation_9008]

@@aakifHQ?

[@haydenfoley6102]

You had enough time to make this but you didn't have enough time to just make a lunchbox

[@christopherlawrence6815]

Because that would’ve been a terrible video

[@Quackovertothelemonadestand]

Because he is Joseph.

[@Ba6e5a]

Boi?😐

[@valentinakorol5525]

This guy is trying and trying and now he did it

[@Diana1821-4fc]

You are brilliant my friend! Love from Greece

[@Memer-gc9cq]

Ε λοιπόν είναι αλήθεια ότι;ν λένε πως οι Έλληνες είναι παντου

[@simplyjulian007]

1:03 that must’ve hurt

[@teresafuller4965]

Yes 10%

[@teresafuller4965]

*100%*

[@HerbsCenterbd]

2019 anyone?

[@misomeme]

YES A NEW UPLOAD

[@The2Girls_xx]

The first time I saw this video I was 7. I still watch it every now and then

[@masterkatyucha2817]

Trust him, he is an Engineer!

[@BF1_enthusiast]

It's year 1920 all over again! Just 100 years later!

[@aminabch3625]

نلاخعيطفغهبخغكبغلغخجبغهي حك النباتات التي تحتاج إلى تحسين الاداء ، قتلني على حساب في البنك المركزي اليمني على كل غلى فى مصر. صباح الخير واش صبحت مليح بالملح والفلفل الأسود. الحمد حتى ترضى ولك الشكر كله و راه يبان على

[@aminabch3625]

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[@Levi-wg6lf]

It’s so satisfying

[@marislr021]

Thank you, Inventor Joseph!

[@Megamus643AlphaofLife]

1:01 looks dangerous and painful because when you open your mouth for the asparagus and shoot it, it hurts your throat and sadly choke on it

[@mapcupsyrup]

He bit the tip before the whole asparagus came in his mouth, he’s okay

[@xenathekitty3671]

I'm thinking the same

[@rizwanfury4740]

finally man.... its been pretty long time but yeah these efforts took time you deserve much more :* keep it up

[@Bae_Jinsol1]

When you're too lazy to cook so you decided to spend MORE time building a lunch feeding contraption 👁️👄👁️

[@andersonandri69]

FV FAMILY SHAWN 😂

[@andersonandri69]

NO KJLABCEDFGH

[@garbagestickmen8963]

Finally after decades I found it again.

[@Madd779]

Bro it took me so long to fine this video

[@mooeh2393]

It's been four year since it was uploaded

[@emanalmalki7208]

This is amazing

[@jeffreygatmaitan972]

I don’t know why i’m getting hungry from this video UvU

[@Jolydapro]

Àt

[@Jolydapro]

Atji

[@boudo1976]

The food makes me drool 🤤

[@trashz1908]

Me tooooo🤤🤤

[@CameronMorgan-ef5yj]

Your channel is awesome Joseph.

[@amits310874]

I don't know about your qualifications, but you should be given a honorary Doctorate Degree in Engineering

[@vermillionvegas]

I wish we had that lunch feeder in real life that would be awesome

[@BHUMI_248]

That was really impressive but i was constantly thinking about how you are gonna clean all that mess after the video ends

[@bubblecats5261]

I didn't think of that... but now that i do...I'm never gonna build one myself XD

[@Fishtoanmy]

This is what I watch as a kid

[@sevaunstinks]

This is really good in the art of machines.

[@absolutetriad7714]

Joseph, your machines are a 1-time use.

[@lkklggg2316]

🗿

[@aaaabbbb8279]

AWESOME machine😆

[@HighTech-mi6lh]

These videos are very effective. Surely the construction value will reach 10/10

[@KalAlt]

1:31 before haircut 1:44 after haircut

[@nazifemehmed1859]

wzlaaks

[@nazifemehmed1859]

windowsxp windows2000windows98windows10

[@theinconitofull]

Peoples in comment : *how do you have time to do this ? * Other peoples in commentaries : * Why am I looking this at 2oc ? I am watching KZbin vids since !!*

[@hongphuoc5307]

Martial P 9nh

[@hongphuoc5307]

Martial P nhatmanhhuyn

[@yesicacendra1638]

Rodrigo tapari las piernas de las niñas cuando se rompe

[@yesicacendra1638]

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[@akcire010]

lol i like the bow and arrow part and shooting the spinach to him

[@Obama_Clone]

That arrow was asparagus

[@AllthatJazz1023]

Who'd dislike this awesomeness?

[@supershadow5966]

I need this for when I’m playing my Xbox or in zoom for lunch

[@vandanavishwakarma834]

Yeah me also for zoom

[@creeper_dude4325]

I use twama

[@creeper_dude4325]

Teams

[@lexietheloser6546]

wow that was awesome