The Lunch Feeding Contraption | Joseph's Machines

An easy way to be more productive at lunch time.
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Filmed by Corey Gegner

[@planetetrisgeographylover]

4 years later, and still a masterpiece

[@Phuoc_aThien]

we can be all honest that,we’re come here just to see him eating because is so satisfying

[@jacobackley3210]

No

[@blocplayz8002]

No lol

[@alphonsecarlylleolbes1613]

Nope No Yes'nt

[@darkblack12]

No

[@darkblack12]

Nay Nåo Nein Negative No Nah Definetly not Absolutely not Yesn't

[@WarthogEnjoyer3784]

That asparagus crossbow was insane. Many nations have been destroyed by the almighty crossbow, but Joseph took it like a pro. Mad respect

[@saeadborji1464]

With Joe's new invention nobody dies from starvation anymore.

[@zariibo170]

OMG I FOUND IT my childhood yes omg I used to watch this everyday for like 2 month and then it randomly disappeared and now I FINALLY found it omgggggggg😭😭

[@user-rd2ui1kr9t]

SAME

[@JustMeNothingElse1010]

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Jesselife2024]

SAMEE

[@ElixirOfSpace]

SAMEEEEE

[@timsuckgeography6860]

I just text “lunch machine” and got me CHILDHOOD BACK!!!

[@xcept1281]

This is both Hard work and Laziness at the same time.

[@P4r4gu4y0]

1:00 2:00

[@ieungeggcats]

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[@anitaohagan9528]

True tho

[@not-so-standardprofilepic1887]

Like when you don’t wanna get outta bed to turn the lights off so you go through hassle castle and spend 6 days on Amazon prime to buy a crossbow and then another week to perfect your aim just to hit the light switch.

[@froggman66]

Bruh you just described my life, I make things harder and spend more work on things, so I can do other things with less effort

[@ssanjayay]

Bro is mr bean

[@Cofezinhos]

YEAH!

[@vanex_games]

I'm constantly impressed by your ability to accomplish very complex motions, only by using household objects, and basic woodworking/machining. That's not even to mention the absolutely crazy ideas you have. I could never imagine coming up with the idea of having a hot dog on a rope swing, or an asparagus bow & arrow. But not only do you come up with those ideas, you actually execute them, and you somehow pull it off as well. I'd love to hear what kind of ideas you actually do turn down because of how crazy they are. I would give so much to be able to be your apprentice, even for one project, just to learn from the master!

[@lohitgaming3334]

,

[@Aussiekidproductionsofficial]

I like how he says ahhh at the perfect timing to the song drop

[@uvuhusky]

Ok I’ve watched this about 10 times that’s how creative it is.

[@chrylari]

These videos are the definition of efficiency. Definitely worth building these 10/10 would recommend

[@hetalparmar1721]

Lf. See1 rtt

[@hetalparmar1721]

Ta

[@Oddbodswithme197]

1:24 my favorite russian music

[@estherchan803]

I remember watching this a lot as a kid

[@sketchesforyou8020]

1:30 the ahh was timed perfectly

[@quynguyenkim4843]

Jfhidnihrije

[@sandwichbanana7366]

@@quynguyenkim4843 Shut The lights off

[@getin3949]

Genius personified Joseph, I can imagine you weren't hungry for hot dogs, asparagus, etc. after that video. Wonderfully creative you are. I'm always so excited when one of your videos pops into my IN box. Thank you, wish I could meet the genius behind the clever machines. You''re my hero

[@JosephsMachines]

I never want to eat asparagus again. Thanks for the comment!

[@getin3949]

Joseph's Machines That's too bad, its my favorite vegetable. I could possibly get tired of Brussel sprouts though. Funny guy you are.

[@kamelbelmiloud8011]

Bonjour, 6e, mais il faut que tu me n de 9e édition par la suite.

[@kubadabrowski1373]

Lek,,ojjkjnuuj

[@lorennzolictao5019]

That was awesome, Joseph! This is almost like what I would dream of making a machine like this when I'm having lunch as a kid!

[@yhptvfandomdanspeedrun]

1:09 something is train drink 😁😁😁

[@crackpapa_]

Why the H would anyone dislike this?? This is a masterpiece!

[@realwhigmaster]

Probably those who freaked out at 1:03.

[@momofukuda8719]

He was on a Japanese show I watch every Saturday he’s amazing

[@oscarscadds36]

In the thumbnail it looked like Jospeh was going to eat a tennis ball

[@DoctorX17]

The soup blooper was what I expected to happen XD

[@danielschechter8130]

Me too. For sure!

[@bubblybunny6749]

1:29 perfect timing

[@quanglamtran6926]

It's been a long time and your machine is still working excellently

[@Kraliezec]

This was brilliant. Brings back memories of Mickey and Donald and their contraptions.

[@govindharajlgraj4840]

I can't imagine how much work went into this

[@crystalp6018]

My heart is overjoyed by you and your wonderful work. You make the ultimate machine - happiness in others.

[@charveelordson2950]

It is a nice idea to have good

[@Chaotic_biology]

This is both everyone’s childhood and the most best asmr vid

[@rajinderaulakh9685]

It’s so satisfying to hear the sounds

[@rodleyalcantara6393]

IS IT JUST ME OR THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED CHANNEL IN ALL OF KZbin THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH for 135 LIKES

[@Minecraftrok999]

> 500.000 subscribers > Underrated channel Pick one.

[@vionasequeira8091]

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[@indahsiegrist4757]

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[@indahsiegrist4757]

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[@mamahanibaby9588]

Viona Sequeira Dstser Pap

[@TheRealSamuraiSlade]

Holy cow, dude, the asparagus crossbow killed me. These videos are so funny, man, keep up the good work. 😍

[@carmenkasho840]

I wrote that

[@wickedjohn1287]

He just make his day harder, look, he built a working machine instead of getting a food himself

[@PutinGovermentRU]

Well that is just boring making a machine is fun and you can do stuff

[@PutinGovermentRU]

Its a way to burn time if you have a lot of time and don't have anything to do with all that time

[@PutinGovermentRU]

And its fun to watch

[@simplyjulian007]

1:03 that must’ve hurt

[@teresafuller4965]

Yes 10%

[@teresafuller4965]

*100%*

[@tater_tots5375]

I'm lucky to finally watch more of Joseph's machines cause of quarantine

[@user-li6vr9fm1e]

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[@zhrisanimations2132]

Oh my gosh! I watched this probably 4 years ago when i was 6 years old and i finnaly re discovered this video this is so nostalgic!!!

[@playwithjozi1529]

I love it, your inventions impress me so much, your fan 🥇🥇 You are number one inventor for lazy people.

[@_Bamb11]

This is just brutal because I used to do that and it was amazing:D please try at home if you want don't mess up :D

[@bas1lizk901]

I have never seen anyone as busy as him

[@shashidargobi4229]

Watched this video few years ago, loved it now watching again cuz it ended up at my for you page

[@lisefluer5223]

I saw this video and the one that had a cake in the thumbnail and have been LOOKING for it for years now and finally found them.The joyyy

[@sergiosanchez1655]

Guy: “Get me the First Aid Kit now!!” Joseph: “I have a machine for that.”

[@hiraebad1885]

Suuuei

[@raquelbileski4216]

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[@user-ws7cc9ke7h]

@@raquelbileski4216 шьрниинг8ощрозощ

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[@veenarana5]

@@user-ws7cc9ke7h 工爪 ちㄗモ丹Ｋ工れム 尺∪ちち工丹れ!

[@akcire010]

lol i like the bow and arrow part and shooting the spinach to him

[@Obama_Clone]

That arrow was asparagus

[@sunpowergamingbsg5087]

Who doesn't think this is fake like this is so good and smart to built this stuff you are the best the best

[@haydenfoley6102]

You had enough time to make this but you didn't have enough time to just make a lunchbox

[@christopherlawrence6815]

Because that would’ve been a terrible video

[@Quackovertothelemonadestand]

Because he is Joseph.

[@Ba6e5a]

Boi?😐

[@BebBetch]

plot twist: when the camera didn’t face him he stared at the asparagus and added typing effects

[@emphaticjam4381]

Quick question: what is asparagus?

[@marlenecajueiro3896]

Oi tutu bem

[@BebBetch]

@@emphaticjam4381 the thing that shot into his mouth

[@deniselipiansky3586]

love all of your work so much! incredibly creativity and engineering. bravo! gonna show it to my art students.

[@user-lv7ws9zi1f]

♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😎💪

[@GOOBERGAMESOFFICAL]

Joeseph is the person I wanna grow up to be like why?: he spends hours on a silly little contraption for a 2 minute video, and it blows up so basically: i just wanna be as dedicated as he is

[@deeznutzzzzzzzz]

whoa i can't believe i watched this video before it blew up (111 Million Views as of now)

[@ramanpoddar077]

Finally my favourite youtuber has uploaded a video..!!

[@JosephsMachines]

Sorry it's been a while! But from now on I will be uploading a new machine every month.

[@ramanpoddar077]

@@JosephsMachines So happy to hear that Sir..!!

[@7b3n15]

Joseph's Machines YAY

[@AndrewHudak]

Hope you don't get bored, and won't have a lack of motivation :D

[@souravkumar1736]

Joseph is back!!!

[@random.comedy1997]

At 1:03 I could’ve choked on the asparagus

[@random.comedy1997]

Sorry I stole this comment

[@Ink.-Sans]

You are a roblox player!?!?!?!?!?

[@hamzaalshimari8680]

@@random.comedy1997 😘😘🤑🤑🤑

[@itzsky8932]

No ones gonna talk about how realistic that machine was it was amazing

[@bobvefar4198]

Привет из России, мы тоже смотрим твои видео, всегда круто когда не мешает языковой барьер

[@yerinhajun]

Wow, time flies when I'm watching your video. It's magical. I'm so happy. I'm so lucky to be able to see your video.❤❤❤

[@user-tu1mw2bd5w]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@mariadelmarrualestriana9356]

todos en español o sólo yo😁😁

[@bob2673]

I like this machine thank you Joseph!

[@Hippopotamusgaming789]

Kiwi has inspired to make my own contraptions keep up the good work Jiwi!

[@atillajashar2009]

you are an absolute legend my favourite video you made so far

[@Cavin96]

Thinking about doing a breakfast one? You’ve done lunch and dinner and might as well finish off the series with breakfast :)

[@bakedbean12]

There already is

[@bluestickman5716]

ROBUK

[@ajanabuqaj2441]

@@bluestickman5716 7th dudzfhrzzf❤️

[@ajanabuqaj2441]

❤️

[@Cavin96]

there is no breakfast feeder yet

[@danijelsimic2575]

That is so awesome man I ♥️ it !

[@HighTech-mi6lh]

These videos are very effective. Surely the construction value will reach 10/10

[@The2Girls_xx]

The first time I saw this video I was 7. I still watch it every now and then

[@dario_420mx]

Este canal es de los mejores que he mirado en mi vida,pero eso si nada supera al canal de carreras de canicas nada supera a las canicas.

[@robynbrycengchok6958]

I loved watching this when i was 9

[@T.E.Cdocmain]

How old are u now

[@iftikharahmed3678]

wow ur a expert i love this my fav is the diner feeder and lunch feeder

[@Cyaivs.]

5 years later, still, a fire video

[@poligaun786]

This is really good in the art of machines.

[@Taikamuna]

I always love how risky and creative your machines are. Keep up the amazing work

[@DanB-sh3wt]

Me Me Big Boy

[@rai3r]

hiihi

[@kuningatar]

moi

[@aplloboy6938]

yes

[@alexso820]

These machines are called rube goldsburg machine

[@saimachitalya7833]

This is making me hungry 😋

[@360101]

Same

[@mxdebynina]

5 years ago and still a masterpiece 😢

[@Gab-kj7qh]

i cant stop watching this

[@kishoranbazhakan5928]

0:41 good catch!!!!

[@GamerVincent]

0:58 is better

[@leonardovasquez3872]

The hot dog went straight

[@cookiethepandalolz618]

My science teacher showed this to us in class and now I’m *BONKERS* for your videos lol

[@kavarfayaq5137]

😈,Nam Arwen

[@aarianmendieta1657]

If you are here in 2024 😃

[@WinmarTheSuperball12]

Here here

[@adamkowalczyk901]

THIS IS MIND BLOND

[@holt_6401]

For some reason he made Brussel sprouts look good

[@kryspy5160]

i love brussel sprouts

[@holt_6401]

Oh ok then

[@gabriellaforgacs2323]

This was a very good and very interesting at the same time. They do it so well and that took like so long

[@user-nu3fq6bi7c]

This is one of my favorite machine videos so far. Hope to see these kinds of creative scens at movie theather again. 🎬

[@bob2673]

:D Amazing! Good job your work👍🏻 You can also make another one: The Breakfast Feeder

[@itsjade791]

Maybe you are right 🤔

[@rizwanfury4740]

finally man.... its been pretty long time but yeah these efforts took time you deserve much more :* keep it up

[@BHUMI_248]

That was really impressive but i was constantly thinking about how you are gonna clean all that mess after the video ends

[@bubblecats5261]

I didn't think of that... but now that i do...I'm never gonna build one myself XD

[@user-rl8fi8bm7d]

Обожаю подобные видео! 😍

[@drsheetalgulati1155]

This man is legend

[@rajnikashyap7628]

0:06 he got tape in his lunch 😂😂😂😂😂 from UK

[@zombibit4485]

Lunch tape

[@SmilewDaisy]

Wow you supper creative and smart to design out this.

[@AYUSHSHARMA-ot6vr]

I love how creative you are keep up the best😆 😁😁

[@wendycarriage9731]

Such an entertaining video! You are so creative, Joseph! Love it 😍

[@TheDiamondRose-vx7bo]

This is my favourite video on this channel

[@jinwang7729]

Wow ! This was the first video I watched and it is amazing!😊

[@diana5697]

You are brilliant my friend! Love from Greece

[@Memer-gc9cq]

Ε λοιπόν είναι αλήθεια ότι;ν λένε πως οι Έλληνες είναι παντου

[@vermillionvegas]

I wish we had that lunch feeder in real life that would be awesome

[@boudo1976]

The food makes me drool 🤤

[@trashz1908]

Me tooooo🤤🤤

[@sussifiedpencil3195]

This video got me hungry and satisfied

[@CameronChelsea]

Me 14 comes back to this video after 4ish years

[@bruh-qe3ew]

0:49 focus on the soup when he start drinking it it turns red

[@cats4934]

i saw a magnet in the hotdog and the bread is wheat bread not hotdog bread

[@epicaidanholland9235]

Was that supposed to happ3n

[@sauravmehra5646]

I dont know why people love to dislike

[@neelstrider9698]

Nostalgia of 2018 ❤

[@Marsik_marsiky]

0:43 :yellow juice. 1:07 tomato juice.

[@alexanderle950]

1:53 epic fail

[@oddconstantine]

real

[@henrietavargova2204]

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[@timfurminger7931]

The liquid in the failed video looks like eggs

[@citruskitty8546]

Am i the only one that thought he was eating a tennis ball in the thumbnail? 😂😂😂

[@aishah857]

OMG Same!

[@Adachie11]

Your mother has a beautiful voice

[@mihranisok7887]

the sounds are sooooooooo satisfiging

[@Levi-wg6lf]

It’s so satisfying

[@clobbleglobble7501]

why did i watch this 29138021903829018390212781 times? oh! *it's too addicting*

[@ChadHandler]

lol i liked it

[@sue1587]

Lol impossible