Josh Makes An In-N-Out Animal Style Calzone

Today, Josh is taking In-N-Out to the NEXT LEVEL and creating an Animal Style Calzone! MK # 114
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Time Codes:
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Make Dough - 1:05
Sauce & Beef Filling - 4:23
Fill & Bake - 9:34
Recipe:
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Step 1: Make Dough
Ingredients:
* 2 tablespoons sugar
* 2 envelopes active dry yeast
* ¼ cup olive oil
* 1 ½ cups warm water
* 4 cups flour
* 2 teaspoons salt
* ¼ teaspoon garlic powder
1) Whisk together sugar, yeast, olive oil, garlic powder and warm water to a bowl. Allow to sit for 5 minutes.
2) While yeast is blooming, add flour to a stand mixer bowl.
3) Add the yeasty water to the dough and turn the stand mixer with a dough hook attachment on medium speed. knead for 5 minutes.
4) Remove the dough from the stand mixer and add to a large bowl greased with olive oil. Cover with a wet towel and let rise for 2 hours.
Equipment
* 1 small mixing bowl
* Fork
* Stand mixer with dough hook
* Large mixing bowl
* Wet towel
Step 2: Make Spread Sauce + Ground Beef
Ingredients:
* 2 tablespoons butter
* 2 tablespoons flour
* 1 cup milk
* 1 tablespoon tomato paste
* ¼ cup ketchup
* 2 tablespoon sweet pickle relish
* 1 ½ teaspoon sugar
* Squeeze bottle of neutral oil
* 1 lb Ground beef
* 1 tablespoon minced garlic
* Tony C’s
* pepper
1) Heat butter + milk in a pan. Add the condiments: mayo, ketchup, relish, sugar, and vinegar. Reduce till thick and saucy.
2) In a pan, cook chopped onions and garlic down. Add beef with tony Cs, chop with wooden spoon.
3) Add spread sauce and toss.
Equipment
* Cast iron pan
* Saute pan
* Silicone spatula
* Wooden spoon
Step 3: Fill and Bake
Ingredients:
* 6 American cheese slices
* 1 bowl spread beef mixture
* 1 batch of chopped in-n-out fries
* Caramelized onions, diced
* 1 bowl whisked eggs
* 1 small bowl of spread
* Shredded lettuce
* Tomato
1) Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Roll out dough. Add a layer of cheese on the bottom. Add spread beef mixture to the top of that. Add more cheese on top of that. Add a even layer of fries and onions. Fold the dough over the filling and then braid the ends of the calzone.
2) Pour chopped fries out directly on a sheet. Brush the bottom of the calzone with egg wash, then flip it on top of the fries. Brush the top of the calzone with egg wash then press in more fry bits.
3) Add to a nonstick baking sheet and bake for 20 minutes.
Equipment
* Rolling pin
* Pastry brush
* Baking sheet + silpat
* Ziploc

[@GrandDuchessTaco]

Josh, I appreciate you being a chaos gremlin, but that beanie makes you look like one of those baristas that'll talk about your order behind your back even if it's a totally reasonable order.

[@PetterKamhaug]

Yeah, that’s not a good look. No one should wear beanies like this.

[@daxherring630]

Lol, if you have to even wonder if you drink order isn’t reasonable it’s likely a little off to begin with. They have menus for a reason. Adding more than 1 specification usually tends towards not reasonable anymore…your just making up your own new drink. (Never been a barista…just empty thoughts)

[@daxherring630]

And I agree about the beanie…it doesn’t get cold enough there to wear one normal so he shouldn’t wear it at all lol

[@BertKreisinger]

@@daxherring630 you've never worked in the service industry if you think more than 1 change is unreasonable.

[@eileennovak1656]

@@brandonelston1969 You wish dude. I thought of it last night. 🌉 😆🤸‍♀️

[@Heyheyheyheystopit]

The last time I had a "nice, wet, in-n-out experience" involving a calzone I was banned from the food court.

[@dylanmolnar9381]

Not gonna lie, this made me spit out my drink

[@thecolorfulgecko2200]

😭

[@jess9533]

this is def a rhett joke & im here for it

[@honeyglowwww2091]

😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@hello19700]

HA

[@jmsantana1987]

I love how you can always hear Nicole laughing in the background at the chaos that is Josh.

[@37thraven]

Its that tornado proximity effect. When she's up there with him she gets swept up in the energy and chaos. But off camera, she can marvel at the storm from a safe 20 feet away.

[@CyberEJ]

Mythical LLCs off screen laughers: GMM: Stevie Mythical Kitchen: Nicole Smosh: Sarah Whittle (formerly, now it’s garret who moved into her role after she left) I love it

[@popicalbubbles]

josh looks like an older version of Trevor and I know because he's josh, and he's Trevor and they're....WICKED SMART!

[@phoschnizzle826]

There's a guy in a beanie making some burger slop asking me if I read Kafka, and I'm trying to figure out at what point in my morning I ingested psychedelics.

[@mushroommania841]

I think the lsd just never wore off 😵‍💫

[@flinnja]

i thought Trevor got real buff for a second but it's just Josh wearing a beanie

[@joshr7973]

Josh is slowly becoming a sweater hipster. It started with the glasses. Now the beanie. Here comes the sweater. As a fellow Josh, I support you. PS - favorite cooking show on the internet, if you have room for a home cooking chemist on the team 👀 drop a line

[@puder8978]

We need another Josh, we want Josh R on the show!!

[@John-Smith02]

Josh, Nicole talked about this on A Hotdog Is A Sandwich podcast, stop making burner accounts.

[@slydemon187]

A "will it calzone" would be an amazing episode for GMM

[@DaisyElf508]

Guess what happened today!

[@slydemon187]

@@DaisyElf508 I've been waiting so long

[@anthonybrosseit5595]

*listens to Josh be 'extra Josh-y' during this episode* *holds out hand* OK... I think it's time to take off the beanie...

[@belzi87]

The beanie traps the "Josh thoughts" in his brain. :)

[@Arieljaay]

Per the beanie, I think you should think of Brian David Gilbert's words when it comes to the comments. "I'm not your friend and you have no say about what I do with my body/appearance". Keep doing you, Josh.

[@cottontaelle5863]

glad to see there is a statistically improbable overlap btwn BDG fans & mythical kitchen fans !

[@JMD3M410]

@@cottontaelle5863 maybe a weird ice cream flavors mashup could work

[@aaronsirkman8375]

@@cottontaelle5863 I can't imagine why that would be statistically improbable; I think there are a good number of crossover qualities between the two.

[@cottontaelle5863]

@@aaronsirkman8375 i know i meant like, compared to a random selection of people, there is much more bdg fans here ajdjf!

[@jacobgauvin2052]

11:33, he looks so damn pleased with himself and I absolutely love it. Josh is chaos incarnate but he's also a modern culinary Prometheus, giving away hidden and sacred knowledge reserved for only the highest of food gods.

[@jasonleapley4758]

Josh… how have you not trademarked “SlopPockets” yet!?! I can literally hear the jingle in my head…

[@Orangeriger7658]

This is the second time josh has committed war crimes to make a calzone

[@jadenbyrns783]

Is it shity of me to say Putin would be proud or him for making him proud

[@Sethonious]

Calzones are like pizzas but they're harder to eat. They're dumb and so was that idea.

[@iluvpotatoes3]

I was immediately like “oh beanies now” then Josh read my mind and immediately talked about it. You do you dude 🤙🏼

[@xTechDecayx]

The circle glasses and jorts were already hipster enough. With the addition of the beanie you're approx. 2 cold brew coffees away from collapsing into yourself as a hipster singularity. lol

[@TheSeraphim56]

Truly loving "chaos gremlin" as a way to perfectly describe Josh! I can't handle the beanie - please no. But I'd still adore you either way.

[@robertwilliams9010]

"Learn Latin. Be a little less ignorant." - Josh Sherrer, 2022 Someone needs to put that on a T-shirt.

[@march2724]

Alright we should fund this. XD

[@MrVovansim]

The misspelling of his name makes this even funnier.

[@brunopersson965]

I feel like this whole episode was straight satire against hipster cooks and In-n-out... from the outfit to the dish

[@spicedicing]

"You're gonna pinch it and wrap and, guess what, you're gonna pinch it and wrap it again" has the same energy as "that's right, it goes in the square hole"

[@nicolefegan]

As part of your demographic who does read Kafka: I laughed aloud at that joke, thank you king Josh

[@Jobrill]

I see this stealth relaunch of Future Fast Food, and I appreciate it. Also, I think you pulled off that Beanie pretty alright.

[@lordofsmeg]

I have never had in-n-out, but that calzone looked amazing. The beanie on the other hand makes you look like someone I wouldn't want to meet in a well lit alley.

[@jjmandasaur]

You're a funny guy Josh. I appreciate these videos. I like how you made a calzone only to put it back on the lettuce and make it the equivalent of... a burger.

[@travisbrazeau9455]

This 1000% the vibe of a guy who has given up on hos job and showed up drunk and sarcastically does his job he knows he isnt coming back too i watched this with this mind set and was cracking up

[@trapjohnson]

Never mind the beanie, Long Haired Josh is where it was at!

[@PetterKamhaug]

Don’t forget the Joshtache. That was legendary

[@ItsLys0620]

Was going to say this

[@jmsantana1987]

Agreed. Long hair Josh is my favorite. I do like the beanie though.

[@DaniJHollis]

Quarantine Hair Josh is the best version of Josh.

[@Subsistence69]

Yeah hockey hair josh was the best one

[@Moondud3]

"Would you pay $68 for this?" "No, but I would pay $69!" A true legend...

[@kambrievans148]

I watched this whole episode while dumping nacho ingredients into Mac and cheese and crushed up tortilla chips on top and josh you need to get in on this nacho Mac and cheese it’s dank

[@Enoxix.]

Josh always coming up with these fantastic combinations! Great work man!

[@HanoiRocks1994]

And they're always the wettest

[@jonathangrezlovski5300]

Josh is taking the line of culinary innovation ever so closer to the line of playing God, but I love watching the horrifyingly beautiful creations he makes

[@dominicwaghorn6459]

My daughter (7yo) calls me Josh when we’re cooking. Her name is Emily

[@AnthonyDeeYT]

Every video on this channel makes me say, "So this is what having fun at work looks like."

[@haldir56]

As someone who has Five Guys, In-N-Out, and Whataburger in my area, I still think Five Guys is the best of the 3, and I’ll die on that hill. Nice calzone abomination though.

[@isosev]

Amen.

[@michellee4175]

Yeah, like In-N-Out does their one thing really well, but at the end of the day they can really one offer me one thing, it gets boring. Variety in toppings is where it's at and Five Guys provides. (Plus, of the three In-N-Out has the worst fries by far, imo)

[@Nerdypianoman]

Josh: It looks like someone threw up Hamburger Helper Exactly what I was hoping for!

[@Punspitter]

I'm here for the beanie, you're rocking it Josh!

[@brianbarrett2487]

Its actually bags of "Chili Base" that require like 20 used patties each, 2-3 bags makes a normal stores 12-18 hour chili needs. Love ya stuff - Former Wendy's Grill dude

[@robbopig]

Unfortunately as an Australian I'm not sure I'll ever understand American's love of meat slop despite how great this video is.

[@eileennovak1656]

Amen. Btw- fewer & fewer Americans want meat slop. Stereotype much?

[@Waterpassion]

Anything that is like a "sloppy Joe" is amazing for the most part. I personally don't eat a lot of meat but I understand the hype because I like it occasionally too. 🙃 I just don't like exotic meat (exotic to Americans)

[@LissiBear123]

estoy tan borracha ahora pero te amo mythical chef josh, me siento menos sola cuando comemos juntos 😋😭🥳

[@tunacufflinks2370]

im here for the beanie and heres hoping beanie josh, long hair josh and bead bracelet josh one day fuse into one majestic being and provide us with full hipster josh

[@belzi87]

I'm just waiting for rollerblade Josh honestly

[@nicolegoodie298]

WTF!!! Where has Emily been? I enjoy the episodes with her in them the most.

[@soapywater_co]

She’s not an employee there anymore, that’s why her appearances have been sporadic, she just comes on when she wants to/when she can.

[@nicolegoodie298]

Ugh! That is so disappointing! I loved her on the mythical kitchen episodes. When they mentioned that three employees left, I was wondering if she was one of them.

[@Lyssaprincessa]

@@nicolegoodie298 did they mention it in this episode?

[@nicolegoodie298]

@@Lyssaprincessa Not this episode, but a few or more episodes before it. I will try to find it and let you know.

[@SGTsparty]

Noooooo.... Those two were my fav together!!!

[@Xepherya]

Personally, I like the beanie 😂 fully showcases his inner hipster

[@khristianbayless5203]

now he needs to wear it like a hipster would look so much better

[@JesusChrist-yh4pi]

Not only the beanie. Talking about Kafka and veggie burgers...

[@famijher]

So, Josh, the Beanie is definitely pretty awful. I can't say that In-N-Out is better then any burger place I have locally, because there are no In-N-Out burger joints anywhere near Massachusetts, which I completely blame In-N-Out for, because if I want to try it, I believe it's their job to make it easy for me to try it.

[@chrismanuel9768]

They're not that good. I've had a lot of it. It's a fast food place, with a drive thru, making slop quickly for cheap. A real "burger place" like Five Guys will always be better. Five Guys in particular is significantly better. In fact, I prefer McDonald's to InNOut. Same quality meat, cheaper, faster, with more options.

[@tylertrollz4400]

The only reason they dont have it further north or further east is because their ingredients are sourced from texas and all that and they want to use the freshest ingredients they can.

[@blaz3r77]

@@tylertrollz4400 i was gonna start arguing with you but then I saw the name. and I gotta say, well done sir, you almost had me

[@tylertrollz4400]

@@blaz3r77 oh no i was being dead serious

[@tylertrollz4400]

@@blaz3r77 their facilities from where they get their products is only on the eastcoast in cali and texas

[@BC-ny3zb]

My favorite part about this video is how Josh is built like a brick shithouse and everybody hates his beanie still 🤣🤣🤣

[@superamario6464]

I have watched GMM for years. never once tempted to watch Mythical Kitchen. Until last week. Now I'm on a binge and I actually enjoy Mythical Kitchen more than GMM. oh and hot dog is a sandwich is brilliant!

[@heatherchase8935]

I actually don’t even watch GMM anymore 🫣 buuut I never miss an episode of Mythical Kitchen.

[@superamario6464]

@@heatherchase8935 I can see why! Honestly, Josh is chaos personified. Nicole is great and it's nice to see Chase pop on now and then

[@trumpetwizard7250]

Congrats Josh on your unborn child

[@anthonybarela3425]

I was hoping I wasnt the only one who caught that. Congrats josh!

[@serenalove1]

I caught that too!

[@serenalove1]

@UCuM-IPXYC0MJ0M6nQaua8lw he was talking about having pregnancy cravings second hand. Something that dad's get lol.

[@aliciarea5583]

Was coming to see if anyone noticed this moment.

[@adamwieser]

Still waiting for the Culver's fancy fast food episode! Might have to travel a bit but us Wisco fans need it!

[@lawlessleopardsofliberty4275]

3:51 My new life motto! Life is short, just crank it should be a shirt

[@atx0025]

"I would pay 69 dollars".....and that's how Amy became the most popular person in Mythical Kitchen 😄.

[@daytoncasale2992]

Josh you can definitely rock the beanie. However it makes you look like you’re from Oregon, you drive a Subaru, you have a box mod, and you have multiple house plants.

[@AncientSkullKid]

the beanie looks good. really hit that Goldilocks zone of just the right amount of hair coming out the front.

[@jess9533]

josh exclaiming "aw poop" made me laugh harder than i'd like to admit

[@michaelbuckley3808]

Josh, I love what you do! You always turn everything up to 11! You always have the answers to the questions that no sane person would ever ask! Thank you for all that you do!

[@goldgodryukendo913x]

You're a better beanie guy than Tim Pool because you actually have hair Josh.

[@susancollicott7473]

Tim pool rocks a toque as well. Toques for everyone!

[@jussy126]

I love how close you are to 2 million subs!

[@chadwallace7834]

Chaos Gremlin was a perfect description to this mad scientist of gastronomy

[@giraffesinc.2193]

Yes, your take on Polish Golumpki would be super fabulous! Also ... wow. A very entertaining train wreck of a recipe. Thank you, chaos gremlin!

[@thecr2248]

Trevor’s beanie style is starting to rub onto Josh

[@joanna4655]

Good morning, Josh! I say wear whatever the hell you want. Beanie looks good. No beanie looks good. You do you, friend. 👍🏼

[@rainl9119]

This video makes me feel like the edibles were stronger than they expected 😅

[@amber2616]

Imagine Josh and Julien solomita collabing, the pure chaos would be inspiring

[@lawlessleopardsofliberty4275]

Josh, do you have a Hot Tub addiction? You know an uncomfortable amount about them. Also, beanie is super dope man, keep it going lol.

[@lindseyosburn4159]

May not be a popular opinion but Josh in a beanie was something I didn’t know I was missing in my life ❤️🤩😆

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

I wasn’t expecting a Kafka reference, however I do fit that demo Josh

[@piquels6934]

17:11 that "I think you can pull it off" sounds a bit like "please, please pull it off!"

[@Bobbnoxious]

I could never hate you, Josh. Lose the beanie.

[@kabean09]

I think you're cute in literally everything Josh, beanie included. It does make you look like a snobby hipster, but in a cute way haha. This video was super fun!

[@mrkingsudo]

This might be the most unhinged mythical kitchen episode ive seen, and it was incredible.

[@DUCEDUCEVA]

Josh is one interesting human being! I get so frustrated with him every episode but connot look away and enjoy every minute! Is there such thing as "Enjoyable Anxiety?"

[@cinemaker321]

Maybe Suspense?

[@annabagwell7965]

Yes!

[@joebelding1568]

Josh i need you and the crew of mythical kitchen to try the saphire of Wisconsin that is Culvers. Ive never had in n out but ide be willing to throw down for culvers.

[@danielgertler5976]

As a Canadian, it's called a toque, and no one who lives in a warm climate pulls it off.

[@Mr_Jish]

I'm convinced I'm not crazy and the title of this video changed shortly after it was initially posted. I'm only convinced of this because when I saw the notification pop up with "Josh's Sopping Wet Beef Curtains" I was like "Damn, Mythical Kitchen going in with this title" and then checked back a couple hours later and it now has the current title. I really should've gotten a screenshot for a sanity check...

[@KnightOfDoom9765]

Tbh long hair josh really fit the absolute chaos vibe, but short hair and/or beanie is still a good look imo. You def get some very strong barista vibes with the beanie and slightly less chaos tho

[@sydneyburgess8472]

Josh, as someone who has married you several times in their head without your knowledge or consent… no to the beanie.

[@adamanderson5972]

# beanie for life josh!😎

[@christenfields4327]

"... And now we get to eat... have to eat it." 🤣😂🤣🤓

[@sarahrussell741]

The beanie took you from 'guy who occasionally rides a bike' to 'guy who BIKES'

[@darkgamer7379]

Perfect timing, now ill get to go to bed thinking of this snack. Although i do have to say this is quite early for a episode, its 4:12 here, not sure how many hours ahead you guys are

[@Spencer_G]

3 am, locally

[@joanna4655]

Josh: Holy crapple pie! Me: …I love it.

[@loydtheliar5659]

the kafka reference was actually pretty funny, didn't think kafka would be niche enough for josh to question if that of all things was too niche

[@phillipdangt341]

Josh, you can be a beanie boy. I believe in you.

[@turnipgreen9194]

Beanie or no beanie, Josh looks like Josh lol Plus, accessories are a good way to skip hair things on a lazy day. Do what ya want, my guy.

[@CaptainEdMercer]

I can't tell if Emily likes the calzone but on a side note, she has a really cool voice and I can see her being a famous voice actor. It's sad that voice actors don't get paid enough for their time and effort because people with genuinely amazing voices need to make a living too. Josh had a lot of jokes in this episode and made the staff at the mythical kitchen laugh a lot and it was hilarious 😂 as far as my opinion on the beanie, In my opinion, josh would look handsome and friendly in basically anything. He's the type of person that can look good in anything.

[@jeanpaulmacabre]

It can’t be sold at In-N-Out because the fries here are apparently crunchy and flavorful, which makes the suspension of disbelief next to impossible.

[@wylie4440]

Josh, expecting the gov't to solve problems the gov't is explicitly tasked to solve. Adorable.

[@slimcognito383]

Josh: can men have pregnancy cravings? Me: well trans men can Josh however, is just eccentric and eats what i can only describe as a mess

[@rhythmsynthesis]

😑

[@sallys-stories]

your experience of in and out in HS is like my experience with whataburger. always there after school, after games, after dances, sometimes during lunch, and then in college always after drinking

[@PineaplePie]

That beanie makes you look like you'll cook 18 century's fast food

[@mcoon91]

you can sport the beanie bro! i love all of your looks. its that culinary/heavy lifting/pop-culture-infused personality that's winning!

[@firefly-fez]

This episode feels extra chaotic. I like it.

[@buckeyemike7771]

Josh, love the beanie. Keep up the good work man. Love all that all you guys do.

[@SensibleMinded]

Josh has the energy of a stoned frat bro explaining crypto to me at 3:00 am. The beanie makes that shift into that same frat bro trying to sell me on their homemade bathtub kombucha. Not complaining just acknowledging that’s what hits me.

[@oliviabreska5121]

I think you look great in the beani Josh. I love how chaotic this episode was!!

[@aslanpatience8278]

On the topic of hot Mayo... My mum used to make us a dish with liver, covered in mayonnaise and pepper oven roasted server with baguette... Suggest it highly for those who like adventures and pleasant surprises 😁👍

[@justsomedude77]

Josh was not proud of this food baby. The absolute disgust that he had at the end was very genuine sounding.

[@Craider79]

Josh - if you want to get slowly boiled then go to Finland. Went on vacation there and they had a hottub in the sauna at the cabin we rented... Holy crap that was intense!

[@raidger4]

I know this video is a year old but recently found your channel, In-N-Out is classic and does NOT need a menu upgrade!!! That’s why they’re so successful, it’s the nostalgia factor. If you went in 1984 and didn’t come back until 2024 it would be the same.

[@LuckasSilver]

"Life's too short, just crank it." Ah, I too have learned this lesson.. From Paradise PD.

[@evanlinsey]

josh wore the hat for engagement, and i respect it

[@daniellevaughan9043]

I laughed so much. Great episode

[@maddiewaylan905]

Can you imagine how terrifying it is to hear Josh leave the kitchen set with a camera following him?

[@trevorjacobs559]

This episode was maximum chaos