New Years Resolutions - Reality Vs Dreams

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends thanks for watching. The Flowers Tour is on sale now with shows being added soon. Tickets and waitlists available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

[@SayofRah]

Hey josh you have a channel stealing your content whole specials you should report them for copyright violation Hào Gusu Troll

[@SayofRah]

The name of the channel is Hào Gusu Troll

[@ericvitale4647]

You da man 2025 brudda. Set it in stone. Amen. (So Be It)

[@katerinab.1563]

You're amazing. Been watching for many years.. since the short hair, more deadpan days. Can't wait to see you live someday!

[@LionessZioness]

❤❤❤we Love U Josh!!!🎉😂😊😮😊😂

[@ingledont]

happy josh day to all who celebrate weekly

[@tanyacarbajal3597]

Every Tuesday I will say "why are you talking about tacos? It's Josh Johnson day."

[@kellytrimble7019]

Yep, look forward to his weekly reality check! Love this kid, he’s going to be legend in 20 yrs. ❤😂

[@MissteriousMisstress]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ladycav9097]

Dude, this is a thing?? I’ve been watching him and surprised that I keep seeing new ones! I get a weekly episode?!! Yessss

[@savannahadams6170]

A staple on a Tuesday!

[@jonathannathan1754]

We not gon' pillage, we gon' be a village is a heater

[@seanbickham1874]

Yesss!! I'm putting that one on a shirt!

[@LightBlueVans]

absolutely loved that line

[@LionessZioness]

#DontBwhiteUnite ❤

[@GoodBaleadaMusic]

You cant take control of controlled systems. Only systems in chaos can be dismantled. I'm only 20 seconds in lol...

[@josiewagner8631]

Needs to be a T-Shirt

[@daktacush2347]

I've never seen a bad comment about Josh Johnson. That's amazing in this era of social media. It gives me hope honestly. He's earned every good thing we say about him. He's just so thoughtful and skilled at expressing himself in a way that we can all relate to in a positive way.

[@gingrr666]

the racists don't watch him.. that's why

[@chrisdontworry9394]

Great point

[@maryrosekent8223]

Nice comment, and so true.

[@Broken_board_blues]

Whoever made that bitmoji thing at the end of his videos tho 🤮

[@orphanelf13]

Catch me rewatching this immediately after the live to support my boy

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Same here🌻

[@francescaa8331]

Same

[@washinu9]

Same

[@GrahamRiotWerkz]

❤😂❤

[@AlishaHerbiederbie]

Same 💐

[@turningcursive2255]

I’m crying at “Your hand looks like a whisper.” Actual tears.

[@LightBlueVans]

SAME

[@magnificloud]

Just got there-- that killed me 😭

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Josh, please don't stop letting your hands move the way they want to. They know what they're doing 🌻🥰🌻

[@Moosesmeeses]

Don't you dare change those mannerisms with them pretty hands! (And lovely brain)

[@hustleinfaith]

I got a chance to see you perform this set live in Chicago. You were absolutely amazing and had us all in tears! You deserve ALL the flowers! Thanks for sharing your gift with us!

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you for coming friend

[@beemonique8466]

​@JoshJohnsonComedy Will you come to Houston Texas?

[@EyeGlassTrainofMind]

@@beemonique8466 He Is! The Houston Show on his website is sold out but you can join the waitlist!

[@kellytrimble7019]

Can’t wait for him to play Nashville ❤

[@jkap34]

​@@JoshJohnsonComedy I'm not your friend, buddy!

[@lexigrimhaive]

“Fight, flight, freeze, fawn” are all natural, valid responses to scary / dangerous situations!! Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise. 🖤

[@kellytrimble7019]

@@lexigrimhaive A guy at work on the night shift at the hospital used to sneak up on me in the hallways on the midnight shift & jump up behind me & I would freeze & flap my hands at my sides like bird wings trying to fly away! 🤣🤣🤣 It just comes out! 😜

[@VerdantOmen]

Also Flop(Playing dead)

[@jenynz5334]

...so there are at least 6 "f"s 📝

[@jasonruggles4622]

I literally stopped watching the show to look up that podcast and Mike G was talking about responsibilities and outcomes and that's when it happened it was absolutely perfect timing

[@fah232]

🤣😂🤣I did the same thing..

[@burdenblossom9484]

Same!!!

[@heidrunmercer1593]

LOL. Glad I wasn't the only one!!

[@christopherdelaney6263]

Mike D. is a legend after that response to gun fire five feet away. "Who shot who?" Amazing

[@redmed10]

Mike d - Everybody good? Lets carry on as if nothing happened. The show must go on.

[@dinatalha9638]

Love how every Tuesday at 8pm is Josh Johnson show time!

[@k.p.c7779]

8 pm in New York? Finally figured it out.

[@siobhanmulvey]

I didn’t know this - I love it!! Tuesday nights w Josh 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@dinatalha9638]

@@k.p.c7779 8pm central time, 9pm Eastern time

[@gingrr666]

I didn't know and I'm a member.

[@dawnstanley1733]

​@@gingrr666Lol, don't feel bad!

[@Mallowolf]

Josh’s material on masculinity is always so fresh and funny. Some really pertinent observations as always.

[@areco]

And he is good looking too.

[@rynnlemieux5339]

Tuesday is Josh Day! Whoo!

[@msays1275]

Thank you Mr Johnson...please keep helping us through this insanity 💜💜💜💜

[@dshepherd107]

Just want to say again, how much I appreciate your uploading these shows for. It’s very generous & I love them. I’m too sick to come to a show, but I share your links!

[@stardresser1]

Hope you feel better soon. ❤

[@RegHoldsworth-ri7hh]

It's really late here in the doomed country of old Englandshire, I have work and should be sleeping but you gave me the call. 2am, yeah I can definitely make it.

[@ChrisBoyer-c6k]

It will be worth it 😂

[@robinanna5531]

I'm up with the baby, this is softening the blow! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Doomed? No sir!

[@LightBlueVans]

idk why but that’s adorable and i love the way you phrased it. “but you gave me the call. 2 am, yeah i can definitely make it” has such lovely energy idkidk

[@jonagostini]

I know the feeling

[@jakesstatefarm]

As someone who is not into dating, I always worried about my boys getting girlfriends and settling down. But honestly it really is nice to have women around. They are so much more thoughtful in a lot of ways.

[@odishoyounan]

Just saw him on Sunday in Chicago and it was such a great show! Definitely looking forward to his next visit

[@sheri8048]

Same!

[@rborja]

As well!

[@michellehammer1933]

My New Years resolution includes watching more Josh Johnson!🎉😊😂

[@ScarySox]

💯👍

[@areco]

Josh is a smooth talker.

[@cheekscowgirladventures4290]

Been looking forward to this for a few days. With all that’s going on in this country I need a laugh 👍

[@Susan-rd5cv]

This young man is undoubtedly the funniest dude on this planet. Thank you for knocking me out my chair again. Can't wait for whatever you have for us next. Bravo Josh ❤

[@ChelseaLynnThibodeaux]

As someone also from Louisiana( Slidell ) I'm so proud of you for following your dream and making it out. You're such a role model for young people.

[@rastar3524]

Yes!!! As someone from (Winnfield) I wholeheartedly support this comment 🧡

[@sammistrade]

I LIVE FOR YOUR UPLOADS. I often watch in the morning to start my day of with a laugh and find myself rewatching videos just to get my fix 😝

[@2kt2000]

Morning watch to get the day goin right..hmmm, thats a great Idea. I can watch his vids I missed then😀👍

[@frankkiejo5560]

I’m definitely using this as my new unit of measurement: “It weighed a *man*.” I realize that I’m playing into the American stereotype of using ANYTHING other than actual measurements to size things, but it’s just so perfect!😂

[@GrahamRiotWerkz]

😂😂😂😂

[@lexigrimhaive]

Josh, this set was FLAWLESS. I was hollering the entire time, every single joke was perfectly on point, and I never wanted the set to end. 🔥🔥🔥

[@Zeiru]

I just wanna say thank you for putting out comedy shows so consistently. It's something I've come to look forward to.

[@lisaboban]

The world is a better place with Josh in it making comedy.

[@ddaniel8780]

I had a great time at this show Josh! So glad you came back to my city so soon and opened your Flowers Tour here

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you for coming friend

[@TrubluFul]

he's so pretty. his look is ambiguously pleasing. 😊

[@sheilamills2547]

Tuesday at 9:00pm is my favorite time of the week outside of Sunday church service 😂😂😂 Sorry, Josh, The Lord comes first. Blessings for your continued success 🎉🎉 We’re all blessed by what you give to the world.

[@Karen-g4v]

My husband is going to start sleeping in the living room on Tuesday nights. He can’t sleep with my laughter shaking the bed!

[@pamh61]

Same here I listen with headphones on..my family wondering what in the heck am I cracking up at 😂

[@jessicamontello2154]

I have to go downstairs to the living room because my husband gets so pissed at my cry laughing snorting tomfoolery. But the more I try to hold it in, the harder it gets and I end up losing it and waking him up. 😂

[@PuddySuspectz]

I can’t believe his show in my city is sold out already! As soon as it was announced 😭😭😭😭 keep up the good content

[@CasiCaspianta]

Keep watching. Same happened here in Cincinnati and he added 2 more shows earlier in the day! Thank God, cause I missed out on the first one like you did!

[@PuddySuspectz]

Oh that’s great to hear. Hopefully a 2nd show happens for my town. I’m about to go check again right now! Thanks for the tip 🙏🏾

[@CasiCaspianta]

@@PuddySuspectz he had a Google thing you could sign up with to get updates and presale codes. Make sure you're on it!

[@MsNinaB]

That happened in my city too 😔

[@Destyn2B]

That happened to me and I signed up on the waitlist. Grab em quick if you get notified. I almost missed out the 2nd time.

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Good morning from Germany 🌻🙋🌻 Got my coffee ready, let's gooooo 😀

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

Good Morning from Myrtle Beach SC!! I have my nightly coffee with Josh while you have your morning cup!!! That’s neat..🤷‍♀️😊

[@AmberleighRaglin]

Good morning my fellow ❤ of great comedy 😂

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Embracing the day 🌻☕😀​@@ThestuffthatSaralikes

[@m420-nd1if]

Wieso so früh auf?

[@abarfriedrich5027]

@@m420-nd1if 1. Josh 2. Der Wecker klingelt eh um 3, mein Zug fährt um 5.30 und ich hasse es zu hetzen. Und selbst?

[@masterofnonetech]

"We made too many microphones" EXACLTY LOL ... Better pictures ✊

[@Make_Good_Choices]

Saw your show two nights ago. Love you! SO glad you came (back) to Chicago!

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you for coming friend

[@Make_Good_Choices]

The flowers were a lovely gesture. Thank you.

[@petosjr]

I honestly dont know if tuesday can be a tuesday without a video from josh 😂❤💐

[@kinsmed]

Solid set. I think modern news has a place, but giving us slice of life is always welcome.

[@RuthAnderson-p9e]

I am vacationing in Florida where it's warmer than NC and I'm going to see Josh on Friday. Yay!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Welcome to Florida! Did you bring this chill and rain with you? Coldest time of the year out here on Amelia island

[@queentiffani3969]

I’m going on Sunday 🤗😬

[@LightBlueVans]

i hope you have a great time! (of course i’m sure you will~)

[@AllegedlyMe79]

The perfect after workday, decompression laughter😊 thank you

[@levibeau3537]

Thank you Josh. My dad passed away the other day its been hard to find a laugh. Was so happy to see you posted.

[@rhoho2217]

I’m so sorry for your loss. Please take care.

[@alexwidman4219]

Best comedian out rn! Can’t wait until he comes to Pittsburgh

[@cheeserdane]

Is there such a thing as rap battles for comedians? I feel this guy could put most people down with some great snap backs. Well informed and constantly making new material.

[@CarolTurner-e1o]

This is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you for sharing this!

[@juliedickey181]

He has brought daily laughter back into my life! Thank you Josh.

[@SabrinaRina]

That man was vulnerable! They didnt hesitate to laugh! Thats dirty! 🚶🏿‍♂️💨 🎶

[@mdavidson6680]

This my friends is a real comedian. I love comedy and have never heard of this guy before. Thank hod for the internet. Josh Johnson is super funny. Love this guys vibe. Big fan. Thank you.

[@deborahstevenson]

I’m another who was lucky enough to see this in Chicago on Sunday! What a great night and a great set. Thanks for bringing the joy.

[@Ciana2024]

Here's your flowers 💐

[@davidplemmons9467]

I’m in awe of a comedian who can come up with so much new material constantly like Josh does

[@Syl839]

Clicking thumbs up now ‘cause I KNOW I’m gonna like it!

[@savannahadams6170]

Josh has quickly become my favourite comedian. Every week he always delivers! 😂

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

I’m sure your New Year’s resolutions from last year worked out better than mine. Thanks for all the great Comedy. Keep up the good work!

[@MCaroViews]

God every single video/show he just gets better and better

[@ancestoraprotection]

Waiting from Kampala, it premieres at 4am here !! We go out every night of the week lol so I’m home now and ready

[@RegHoldsworth-ri7hh]

I thought I was up late, you are a real fan staying up. My respect.

[@francescaa8331]

Great performance, thank you Josh! Always great material.

[@katboss4886]

Yea, date night with Algo. Thank you Josh. Been a week in 2 days already

[@UndeadDame]

Josh's uploads are the only ones I set notifications for. He legit gets me through the week

[@Lunaville-v9h]

Look at baby Josh! The first clip or so by Josh that I happened upon I kept wondering whether he was in Middle School or High School. I laughed, but also worried "I don't know about this. I hope his parents know what they're doing."

[@AmityBell333]

Hasn't aired yet and I'm already excited!

[@satelliteoflove2024]

Take every photo of your boys like it’s their last known photo

[@clairegb9837]

I have a theory that Josh put his hair in twists because of the time a bee flew into his fro lmao.

[@MySaucyNuggets]

Awwwwww yeah, it’s Josh Johnson time

[@ZolaClyde]

Yay! Tuesdays with Josh!🥳💫

[@kinsmed]

Oh, this is gonna (as the kids say) 'fire'!

[@Virgox222]

*in boomer voice* what was wrong with hot!? 😂

[@Lunaville-v9h]

Channeling Gen Z "It's gonna be lit."

[@kinsmed]

@@Virgox222 Isn't 'hot' millennial? Maybe I should have said 'radical, dewwwwd'.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Is it “bussin”?

[@Virgox222]

@@kinsmed far out, maaaaaann! Groovy 🪩 💃 🕺 😆

[@Tonyhouse1168]

JOSHDAY! Can’t wait

[@GigiButterflie]

Definitely paused and RAN to watch the 2 Low clip. “Who shot who” DANGIT 💀💀

[@ZimbiniMakeleni]

Me too😂

[@hhh.2.]

I didn’t even know what a damn piccolo was outside of dragon ball Z until today - I’m cryyyyyyin 🤦🏽‍♀️ it’s ALL taking me OUT + totally needed these healing giggles 🤭 🤣 🙌🏽

[@edwardallenthree]

Old Josh, who is also younger Josh, is just as hot as new Josh, who is actually older Josh, and both of them look too young to be as brilliant as Josh is.

[@brittnis7294]

The men taking pics section and the feminine hand gestures segments were my faves 😂 needed laughs and didnt think they were possible today, thank you josh!!

[@dorothyharris603]

I'm addicted to Josh. He's funny and original and I love the way he shares stories about himself

[@theedgeofoblivious]

I am so happy to have found this a few minutes after it was posted.

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Josh might have like 4-5 million subs by the end of this year

[@kunstkammer]

I need this in my life these days. Thanks, Josh. ❤

[@kingjsmooth]

Yo the branding with the fit is crazy 😎😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@nicolasreveco3748]

laughing at the toilet and this is genuinely helping me shit thanks josh!

[@anitralarae_mahjacat]

Don't get a Tom and Jerry Situation!

[@TheMallachiv]

We have seen and appreciate the glow up, from your comedy to your looks everything got better. Went from looking like a long lost Jackson brother to looking like asap Rocky’s funny little brother. Also the consistency and growth over the year all contributed to you hitting a million happy to say I been here since the Afro and sticking around for the long haul :)

[@maureenerickson-robertshaw3985]

My son's senior picture for his high school yearbook is him with Josh (a pic from a meet and greet before one of Josh's shows in MN). Definitely a good picture of two good men!

[@stardresser1]

That is so COOL!🎉

[@chrismarchetti-olson6632]

Another OUTSTANDING show!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@tashuys]

Wednesday mornings are my fav these days, i get to laugh before i start work. Such a gift, thanks Josh

[@morgansmith334]

10:12 I’ve listened to you on the Trevor Noah podcast. You really make it livelier! I laugh way more when you’re on.

[@JediNinja]

I got to see this live😍. My friend and I yelled "Woo!" all night🤣

[@SoCalMama]

This was one of the funniest sets you've posted in a while. Don't get me wrong-they're all too good, but this one had me in tears. Excellent comedy!

[@hellfish2309]

Facebook Marketplace is an infinite well for comedy bits - I bet everyone working at SNL must be like “why didn’t we get there, think of that sooner?!??”

[@JH-vo4ts]

Just imagine going to the doctor and being diagnosed with orchestral flatulence🤣🤣

[@steggopotamus]

🎉🎶

[@Jenna-qc8du]

I can't believe I witnessed this live in person!!! 💐

[@Remi___________________416]

Watching from Nigeria at 3AM

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Hey, I learned something: Nigeria and Germany are in the same time-zone 😀 Good morning ☕🌻

[@singlelifeok]

When my grandma was a kid there wasn’t any television. They listened to the radio.

[@courtbycourt]

Oh Josh, you did your big one with this set. It just gets better and better. 🔥

[@LunaTidebloom]

Can’t wait to see you on the 17th! I’ve been watching your videos for quite a few years at this point. I’m so excited to finally see you live!

[@Mad_Squabbles86]

What a great night!!!! This set spoke right to me hahaha. He opened up with him being from Louisiana (I'm from Louisiana) and how Chicago shaped him (Chicago shaped me) ....and feeling the weather at TWO for the first time being a person from the south ....that ish is real hahaha..... and the Bachelorette bit....I was also a bouncer for many years , that "you're cute" part was triggering 😂

[@Kit-Kat-sue]

Sat through this and LMAO! Keep it rollin Josh and you will help make the world a happier place. ❤️

[@Sal-un6cx]

I love this message (from the description box): "No matter what remember you may have to improve to get where you want but you don’t have to improve to deserve to be loved."

[@matthewshell]

Amazing as always!

[@RooRaymond]

Each resolution summary, i’m reminded the premise of this conversation… and i’m once again so crazy impressed with this man’s talent!

[@brownkemosabe]

It's JJ Day, let's celebrate come on 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@goodlife8044]

I don’t even like fart jokes and I am 😂😂😂 Not a piccolo 💀

[@AndeThompson-ex6sv]

Fart jokes have entertained our family, for generations!🤣🤣🤣

[@lesley5380]

😂😂

[@cynthia-lr1mx]

The 5th Monday is such a mood

[@dankay18]

Thank you for another terrific show, Josh!

[@porter0138]

He generally connects with multiple generations. He’s the future of comedy in the vein of George Carlin and Tim Allen minus the drugs, plus Jerry Seinfeld, and I wish I could have been at this show, seeing his show on the same stage I saw The Ramones would have been incredible.

[@asoto1516]

Shout out to the men picture joke. For real though, we gotta up the effort and just enjoy trying to present each other with nice looks. Future is now boys

[@jloweproductions282]

AHHH omg this was from my city’s show (7pm Chicago show)! Didn’t realize y’all were filming! So glad I got to see you perform again IRL ❤

[@terrymalcolm3434]

🪅🪅🪅So excited to watch this and definitely can’t wait to see you this weekend in Dania Beach Florida 🏝️ 🎭🪅🪅🪅