Artie Lange Reveals What Happened to His Nose | Joe Rogan

[@jamgarza1]

The only thing that I recognize is his voice. He does not look like Artie.

[@superjbarz]

💪

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

he looks like that guy who crashes whalers

[@kellybills2987]

It's crazy. I almost thought this was an impersonator or something.

[@joshlink2129]

Arti Lang is dead

[@JoshuaZTimmerman]

I've been seeing all these videos with "Artie Lang" in the title. I figured they were just talking about him I had no clue that was him

[@allthecolors6900]

"This is what 30 years of drug use looks like." Artie, I hope you stay clean. Your nose aside, you actually look healthier. Stay well.

[@markwilson3026]

He is great has no problem answering any questions.

[@Fknstud833]

He's probley on methadone, you scratch your hands like that

[@rogerwhiting9310]

It's a miracle that he is alive. He is a very likeable guy.

[@TOMMYGUNSNYC]

Was a likable guy

[@shadabonea]

Drugs don’t discriminate. I’m the same as Artie (except I’m a needle boy if I relapse now) just haven’t collapsed my snoot. Almost lost my left arm though, & I’m generally a ‘ likeable guy ‘ but yeah… drugs will take possession of saints near enough. It’s how good it feels that is the greatest trap, period, so it’s easier if you never know the feelin just in case. I can never go back, but as long as I’m clean & serene I don’t have to sweat such a thing 💜

[@nicknoga564]

Quite honestly, I think he looks alright here. He sounds motivated to stay clean, and I really hope he can stick with it. The man is a gift to the world of comedy, and he is truly great at what he does. Never pretentious, no ego, and always quick with a hard-hitting joke. Best of luck, Artie.

[@RandyNachoManSandwich]

By the time you had posted this he had already relapsed, bad too apparently. Hasnt put out a podcast or had appearances in over a yr, rly hope he gets it together or is at least safe rn...

[@DarkForceUbz]

@@RandyNachoManSandwich Cocaine's a true hoe. We should be more informed before trying shxt, but cocaine is pretty self-explanatory. It's not a rich man drug just because of its price, but because of the relation between quality - high - price. You pay what? 15$ for ~30min of feeling good? That drug's purely designed to create addiction and fill the wallets of fuckers who don't dare to even step in the places where it's produced.

[@ots1634]

He looks kinda Philipino and handsome with a flat nose, better than the unfunny mess he used to appear as on Stern

[@duwansimpson9586]

Look at his hands. He’s messed up here

[@AckzaTV]

I bet you he still uses... people dont just stay clean ... he needs to be on either long term methadone or suboxone prescription ..there's no way to just stay clean these days as there's no purpose in life or social life withiut drugs and alcohol

[@sammyjo2852]

Despite the f’d up nose, he looks pretty good. Much healthier than he has in years.

[@KaleidoscopicVideos420]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGLYaYGIYpWojrc

[@ditchweed2275]

Panda Monium Waiting for podcast episode " Joe Rogan Reveals What Happened to His Hair"

[@GreatRedGeneral]

If looking like a sack of shit is "pretty good " by your standards then you got to re-evaluate them.

[@gringodelsur7971]

lmfaoo yea right bro. the guy is always fucked up. he always says he's clean and it's been the same bullshit for his whole career and life. he's a pig.

[@TheSchmed]

Dave L, is that you ?

[@LucasPenido]

I’ve never seen Artie this well in YEARS! The fact Artie is alive is a miracle! I pray that he prioritizes his recovery!

[@jabootiimcfrootii1636]

@Liquid Richard Pepsi Samuel McChili u make sense but talk too much

[@TOMMYGUNSNYC]

I assure you he is not well. He is still banging out heroin and cocaine!

[@kc8767]

Artie is slowly morphing into 80’s Kenny Rogers.

[@BuyAtLess]

Fax

[@mlizarburu]

🤣🤣🤣

[@darwinblinks]

very good, I was trying to think of who he reminds me of now

[@pla6ue]

@Dark Demonik After a coke binge and hitting a car head on at 60....sure.

[@renebrown7394]

Dont forget..know when to fold 'em...

[@polkhigh3333]

Looks decent for thirty years of drugs, but still has the mannerisms of a tweaker. Also, I always feel like he’s only giving half truths.

[@R.S_Howell]

I feel the same way. I feel like hes a compulsive liar even though what he says sounds really honest but horrific and paints him in a bad light... I can't put my finger on it.

[@sheila11227]

Having used before and been around many people who’ve been in recovery many have mental health problems as well as jitters after quitting its part of anxiety from not having the drugs. Often times ppl will assume you’re high when you’re not and vice versa I feel like arties pretty honest about his issues lol not to say he doesn’t lie but a lot of times the effects from drugs unfortunately last for years! I have adhd and no longer use anything but when I was I was very calm actually and so ppl assumed I was sober lol kind of confusing but yeah. It’s sad! I wish him the best.

[@Pissgremlin5964]

@@sheila11227 I'm the exact same way. I have add and people think I'm on drugs when I'm sober. When I'm high as a kite everyone thinks I'm normal.

[@sheila11227]

@@Pissgremlin5964 yep! I relate completely lol the joys of being not normal! Haha

[@matthewalkman3735]

That’s not a tweaker. He’s admitted to snorting H

[@ourfamilytravels7083]

Honestly, the best we have ever seen Artie, he is funnier sober. His stories, it's like listening to an uncle tell you about his wild life.

[@couldyou4745]

Idk about funnier. I think that's nonsense. But I'm glad hes sober. Honestly the most I've ever laughed at arty was on Howard stern when he was falling asleep during the show lmao

[@bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008]

I came here to say something like that lol

[@tongpoo8985]

@@couldyou4745 he's way wittier sober. Maybe not funnier

[@kdunnigan2152]

Disagree

[@mattbrown5921]

Its weird seeing Joe with that wall behind him.

[@DRaquascapes]

It was difficult to concentrate on artie because of the shock of seeing that wall behind joe.

[@abestaac]

Yeah. It looks like shit

[@JohnnyZMunoz]

New studio?

[@gordo4300]

@Kevin C yes

[@ryanschaff123]

Bryan Robinson Thank god, if this was joes new studio I was about to join the conspiracy theorists in saying joes is compromised

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Aside from the nose, he looks a lot more healthy. His eyes look clear, and he looks a lot younger, I hope he can keep clean.

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

Me too. Artie was a total fuckin mess. Suboxone is good to only use for a few days tops.

[@JonnyUnforeseen]

hes looking so healthy now, hope artie stays clean. seems like such a genuine friendly guy.

[@DavidTeleiosis]

Totally agree. He sounds great and is so sharp compared to when he was on the drugs. He needs to stay this way, his jokes are better too

[@carrrexx7190]

Must be nice wearing rose colored glasses (happy). Comedians, historically, are broken tragic figures. Have you followed Mr. Lange's life? It's well documented.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Seems like a scumbag that would rat you out for a line of coke to me.

[@johnstamos2]

Carr Rexx grrrr... being angry on the internet... grrrr...

[@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347]

@@ModeratelyAmused good call MPO, couldn't agree more.

[@magneto44]

Artie has energy I’ve never seen from him before, his sense of humor seems much more joyful now than being dark self-hatred based hope he sticks with his new life, wish him the best

[@drjones8176]

Brain force plus++

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@vrooooooooooooooooooom you fuckin moron he's on drug court parole. Meaning if he tests dirty he goes to jail. If you ever did drugs or seen him before you wouldn't say something so dumb

[@inker1972]

Were you a fan of him on the Stern show?he was the funniest ever...back then!

[@mcj2967]

not slurring as much, and a fresh new haircut.

[@jaimestardust8555]

TheDonofthsht76 - “I do drug so moch” lol stfu

[@leaningforward]

Other than his voice I wouldn't think that was Artie Lang

[@therealgabrielcash]

You mean, Artie Klein.

[@I.P.Phreely]

Gabriel Cash. YES! ARTIE KLINE

[@romeysiamese6712]

Its the hair and beard, but I think he looks better too.

[@hornylorney8150]

What about his farts do you recognise those?

[@urboboy]

Like most drug addicts, everything Artie says sounds like half-truths.

[@Thomas-fk3cw]

So much truth in your comment. Addicts and ex-addicts have lied so much their whole lives nothing they say is fully true. It's like when pro wrestlers tell "true stories".

[@MrBrandonLau]

His nose disintegrated from coke and he is making up some other reason

[@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou]

@@Thomas-fk3cw It depends on the person man... Just like some addicts steal and rob when they run out of money and dope. It just depends on the person not everyone is like that. I don't steal stuff when I run out of money or my DOC and I don't lie anymore than the average person. I may even lie less because I just don't have time to try and remember the lies... I know id just forget and look stupid a week later anyway so there isn't much of a point unless its something that could get me in legal trouble or is rather embarrassing in which case its probably personal and nobodies business anyhow.

[@UpsetProps]

@@MrBrandonLau Where did I make up some other reason? He starts by saying "30 years of drugs", and then goes into the punch & glass stories.

[@raqui174]

@@UpsetProps exactly my thought.. He was pretty open and honest about what happen.. it was drugs and situations he pretty much said that

[@lakaskafad]

Gosh he hasn’t looked this good in years, nose notwithstanding.

[@PhaktTheIsolationist]

It's his eyes mate. He's got a sparkle in his eyes again. Artie always seemed so sad and angry. So glad to see him better.

[@adamwiggins9865]

Brandon G took my words... he’s clean, hardly believe it.

[@adamwiggins9865]

To hear him say he won’t fix his nose, so kids will be scared out of drug use....my heart warms

[@seriosertyp8145]

on the Legion of Skanks Podcast he also was the funniest for decades

[@Ohfishyfishyfish]

And yet, younger than Joe (by 2 months).

[@ZachGood]

I was a huge fan of the old Artie, but I love this one even more.

[@weezalicious]

GaunletofDestruction hes always lies about everything.

[@jonosterman2878]

6:42 - yeah, that cloudy, drowsy type dumb feeling goes away once you built even a small tolerance. Its the old mountain and valley analogy; when you start, you are at base level, no ups or downs. You take opiates, you go up right away, for a while. After tolerance builds, it sinks you into the valley, where you need a certain amount of the opiate just to get up to base level, but base level is not that great to someone with tolerance, because you wanna climb up high on the mountain, not sit down at boring old base level. So you rise up from the shitty withdrawl valley, up to base level where you are fine, then you climb on up the mountain, and repeat this every fucking day until you either OD, decide its time to stop, or blow your head off. This is a very vague concept to anyone who has not taken opiates, so this important message doesn't resonate as much as it should, then before you know it, they are popping a pill a friend gave them, and another one bites the dust.

[@alexmeyer8133]

Very good way to describe opiate addiction and the cycle. Ive been clean from heroin and all opiates for 8 years. Hearing stories like Artie's reminds me everyday why I prefer sobriety

[@Sandwich13455]

Rattling is just the worst,a bad flu it definitely isn't,it's much,much worse!

[@Inthefoxhole]

Well said

[@TheOriginalLexa]

The worst thing for me is that I’m not an addict, but I require them for pain relief for metastatic cancer. It’s in so many bones-most of my spine, my pelvis, hips, femurs, ribs, and humeruses...I hate needing them for it, but they don’t really take the pain away, just make it tolerable. And I have allergic reactions to it every other day or so, so I can’t win on this 🤨

[@resnview]

Being addicted to opiates is the worst thing that can happen to someone’s life. You become a slave to the drug. You loose sense of life. People that love you, you disconnect from them. When you have the drug and know you won’t be sick you act normal. You can hide it and no one will know you use. But being alone with a problem like that isn’t healthy. I’m going on 9-10!years on opiates. I never thought I would fall to this. I can’t stop. I seek help but can stop. Anyone reading this don’t ever get hooked on opiates. I will destroy your life. It will turn you into the person you hate the most. You won’t recognize yourself. I have a job a wife, a loving family. I’m not rich but not poor. But living with this disease and not letting anyone know, is a slow death. Sad life. If you were to see me you would never think I’m a user. I hide it so well. But I’m so lonely. I really wish I could wake up one day and not be a slave to this lifestyle.

[@dylanthomasgriffin]

Artie is such a sweet guy when he’s sober like this. I love seeing him like this man

[@getr]

Arty actually looks good and so much more healthy here.

[@daguywiddarye1264]

Adderall

[@MrFuckhed]

diseased up mind. lying left and right, mos def not living clean

[@daguywiddarye1264]

@@MrFuckhed looking for that 💰

[@jamesdalecopeland2719]

Cocaine

[@hoodyhoo1004]

Definitely doesn’t look great

[@eddy6241]

Dont like the new set. Doesn't have the laid back vibe.

[@atb1175]

405 ZXZ I think it’s just a guest set because the description of the podcast mentions it was recorded in an nyc studios. I imagine it was the best way to interview Artie at the time

[@Rynnnoo]

They’re literally in New York lmao

[@SpiritualNotReligious]

They're in NY

[@jong3821]

Joe was in NY for the UFC.

[@bennycostello2472]

Hes going serious

[@tbone4781]

Man I haven't heard Artie this clear since before he started the Stern show. I hope he stays clean. I was truly expecting to hear that he overdosed and died this past year. Stay strong Artie.

[@Jeff-tv2qs]

Artie spent years hating himself, yet still easy to love ❤️

[@Montanagoat13]

What a great and insightful comment

[@brookelambert7204]

Damn, Arties looking like early 90s Kenny Rogers now.

[@BenDover-lz7zx]

🤣🤣Yes!

[@isaiahmoseley5503]

Yea you got it lol

[@eddiepardo3705]

Lol

[@brandonn2538]

If it weren't for his voice I wouldn't recognize him.

[@logicalconceptofficial]

lol

[@rdc501]

This is the most lucid I’ve seen Artie in... 20 years? I’ve missed this guy

[@marylopez2844]

Translation Artie owed the bookie money

[@ok88warrior]

Cocaine didn't help either

[@charlescarter4608]

Mary, you're still around...and still hate Artie lol?!

[@leir2005]

Mary!! Hey Mary!! Haven't seen one of your comments in years now!!

[@marylopez2844]

Scores Man 😊

[@mr.d9989]

You think?

[@volcommadness]

Man he has life in his eyes again. Dude looks really good hope he stays on the right track

[@chooselife5863]

Massive respect to him for getting clean. He's a good guy.

[@randybird333]

Absolutely!!

[@SamanthaRivera123]

Artie I'm rooting for you

[@o0DJANIMATE0o]

Sam Riv Chats I’m rooting for you sweet heart

[@ejdoc1]

Get outta her with that supportive shit

[@gonzos-twin]

PR goddess

[@christianmohr2993]

Ironically, this is probably the healthiest he's ever looked since before "mad TV" . Way to go Art ! Keep it up !

[@LilSebastian_]

Ironically, he now looks like the pig he played on MadTV.

[@billj4525]

He's looked healthier on some of his early stern years for sure. He was jogging on the tredmill fast, and he was playing basketball one on one vs a pro female player, and pretty much would have beat her if they counted the 3 point shots as 3's. Artie is actually a great athlete, which many people would have ever guessed. He looked much much healthier here, as opposed to how he looked previously though. That mugshot when he got arrested was brutal, it looked like he was going to die that day, that's how bad he looked, so this is an incredible transformation. I hope he's still clean these days, but there's very little public information about him anymore.

[@seabassmcbigfat]

Just so people know, Artie is still doing good. Nick DiPaulo had him on a phoner a few months ago.

[@bveracka]

That's good to hear. I've been there and back with drugs; almost 15 years ago now. Ironically, I used to listen to Artie on the radio (Howard Stern) in high school while getting high and never knew he was too. His stories were hilarious though! Obviously I was sad to hear he got so messed up. I'm glad he's still clean.

[@bveracka]

​@☬⚔☥☠✞♋✞☠☥⚔☬ Good work! I had the same problem but I did them separately. After 14yrs, sometimes I still wake up from dreams about mountains of drugs, but after a while the cravings get _so much easier_ to deal with. Life is just better without all the hell and bullshit that you put up with just to chase a mediocre high. It sounds cliché I know, but it's true. Keep doing what you're doing. 👍🏻

[@michealjaymurphy]

Sure

[@donhailer4994]

I love Artie so much! Wherever he is these days, I hope he's as clear, sober, and happy as he was during this interview.

[@ThePrincessnady1]

He’s a loser

[@clacclackerson3678]

He's turning into Kenny Rogers.

[@CHSN-1]

Lol gotta know when to fold em

[@carrrexx7190]

Lol, Kenny Lang Roasters 😃

[@ChuckBeefOG]

Hi I am Kenny Rogers and this is Jackass. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIeZeqFngJ2tgc0

[@Charmer4856]

Know when the fold em...

[@dannyt3668]

@@CHSN-1 ... know when not to snort em🎶

[@licmysak4130]

Doesn’t even sound like joes laugh

[@mitchellbowser6764]

are you hiring?

[@NickSpaloss]

I noticed this is the other clips too, maybe the different mics???

[@maxtrujillo9147]

Central Intelligence Agency I have information regarding the disappearance of Joseph James Rogan

[@mr.carmine5930]

Joe “Clone” Rogan

[@brandonhallam51]

Epstein killed himself.... we good?

[@Jonnycrows]

Artie has slowly been morphing into an Ewok?

[@dieselslade7240]

🤣🤣🤣🏆

[@suribuxton9079]

Yub nub icha yub nub

[@sashayakubov6924]

No, he has slowly been morphine into an Ewok.

[@stevencarlin5328]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@skinnybuddha74]

That's not Artie, that's Eric Bischoff. Looks just like him now.

[@aanonymousamanda1711]

I have always loved Artie. I am in recovery from an opiod addiction and I understand the pull.

[@RJSAMCRO]

It's so good to see Artie again, always loved his comedy and talks

[@xpnsn]

As a huge fan of artie and a recovering addict, I’m so happy Artie is on the right path

[@DR_DINGLENUT]

Artie looks like a heavy set Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights.

[@me-bk9er]

facts.

[@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226]

DR_DINGLENUT get the fuck outta here. Fuckin insult to Burt.

[@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott226]

me facts are you are stupid

[@BrockLanders]

Fat Jack Horner lol

[@Tom-xv5rk]

Vincent D'Onofrio's impression of Artie is very impressive

[@uhedum]

Can't unsee it. The hand maneurisms seem very accurate from SVU.

[@nick4819]

I feel you Arty....me and buddy about ruined our lives forever because of opiates. We were breaking into pharmacies at night...taking 60 - 70 pills a day...not a penny to our names. Luckily we were caught and dodged prison but did 10 years of probation. Becoming a felon saved my life as weird as it sounds.

[@YouKilledFritz]

Same. I kicked but my two closest friends died before they were able to get clean. So glad you made it out.

[@davegordon6943]

Hardcore breaking into pharmacies. The risk is high but you could make some money or if you're an addict be happy as hell for a little bit. Then your tolerance would skyrocket. Especially if you got unlimited methadone or fentanyl.

[@matts4025]

Proud of you bro

[@garrettsaulnier2651]

Hell no ten years of probation is crazy I could barely do my three.

[@LOWDOWN.]

Artie thinks his dope stories make him cool,want people to feel sorry for him,I think he's a famous functioning looser dope addict.

[@GorillaGwenny]

Artie’s the anti-Pinocchio, his nose shrinks every time he tells a lie

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Exactly

[@bryanfrombuffalo7685]

This story is bs

[@nova_raindrop1257]

@@bryanfrombuffalo7685 no the oxy and glass story is real. That's what actually happened

[@bryanfrombuffalo7685]

@@nova_raindrop1257 u were there

[@bryanfrombuffalo7685]

@@killingspencer6416 no i dont just accept shit as fact...wonderwall

[@Kenneth_James]

It's crazy he literally looks like a different person. I didn't know it was him

[@histochronos]

That voice is unmistakable though

[@princecheeks1832]

That can't be artie

[@gordo4300]

he somehow looks healthier even with the depressed accordion nose

[@user-gp8tp1di4h]

I really hope this dude is doing ok. He looks healthy, and has the same energy he had those first few years on the stern show, but with him you never know.

[@gerraldotaylor]

haha karma for his racist jokes. makes a career out of making fun of blacks then gets his turned into one by a black kid.

[@Matt-cw1mv]

@@gerraldotaylor man what's wrong with racist jokes, when comedians rip on Indians, Indians take it well. When they RIP on Italians, they take it well, when white Canadians get ripped on.. they take it well. But alllll of a sudden when blacks are mentioned it's "racist" and "you shouldn't do this" blah blah blah. Just shut the fuck up please

[@michaelgramlich8164]

@@gerraldotaylor You know what shut up and get over it!! Comedians GO OFF ON EVVVVVERYONE!!!! People like you make me sick. Stop with the Race schism bullshit!!

[@michaelgramlich8164]

@@gerraldotaylor I like Chris Rock and he goes off on White people ohhhh wait it don’t matter because I’m white right? I have that white privilege??? Or White guilt 🤦‍♂️ I’m so tired of people like you people like you is the reason comedy will come to a end someday

[@quiksix25]

@@gerraldotaylor You believe this story?

[@nichole8609]

During this clip, I kept wondering if Artie was having any psychological trigger cravings from discussing his drug use. I know first hand that addicts can can have trigger cravings from discussing drugs and how they used them. I hope that his willpower to not use will get stronger over time.

[@billybatchelor2863]

I guarantee just cause I did

[@tytytyme33]

He didn't get punched. He was doing drugs up his nose. He's in denial.

[@Jukeboksi]

100%. Every single moment can be a struggle between choosing to use or not. It doesn't end unless a) lots of time or b) replace stimulus

[@pumaqueen6]

If you go to meetings than you're talking about that every day

[@nichole8609]

@@pumaqueen6 Actually, we don't get into details. The reason we don't is to not cause someone to be triggered. We all have different things that can cause us to use again. This could be a specific detail, smells, sounds, places or stress. Not everyone has the same triggers. Someone going into a detailed drug story can cause someone else to have what is called "phantom tastes" and/or "phantom smells" which is when someone can hear, see or smell something that causes their brain to remember what a substance tasted like or to remember what they physically felt after using. Those phantom tastes and smells decrease over time with some people. It takes a hell of a lot of strength to get up everyday and go about life and facing people, places and things that will trigger them, us. But that's what has to happen to overcome addiction. Hope this explains some things🙂

[@nprimeassociation2857]

With his noise like that, he kinda looks like Teddy Atlas

[@allfornaught0]

Fix your typo, homo sapiens

[@southpaws6814]

@@thetrueking6137 he's a good looking man ..... kind *¿\

[@mr.b3168]

Noise?

[@jayr2138]

Fucking grammar nazis bro. Get over it

[@southpaws6814]

@@mr.b3168 "Tally Ho!"

[@TravisBeckMusic]

I’m tripping this doesn’t look like Artie at all. However I am so glad he’s on the right track. Looking and sounding healthy. Keep it up dude!

[@mrmusickhimself]

The man had to literally SNORT GLASS to say "Okay, I've had enough". Artie had so much emotional pain, and I still believe the Stern Show enabled the living hell out of him. What's worse is how he was treated by the Stern Show afterwards, they didn't even want to acknowledge him anymore.

[@trentbateman]

Cuz Howard is a selfish insecure loser.

[@gvdude]

Howard Stern sucks

[@adamcrabtree6729]

Please hang in there Artie. I’ve been down the road you are on and it isn’t easy. But it sounds like you have really embraced sobriety. Is it possible to be proud of someone you don’t personally know? If it is , then I’m definitely proud of you

[@813lynch4]

@@FlySuppaMayne the same can be said about you as well

[@jadezee6316]

@@813lynch4 why spend all your time defending this guy who has never made any attempt to get off the drugs.....when untold poor kids are unable to get the lawyers...and the preferred treatment in jails..etc et...this guy has had many many chances those kids who really want to get clean..will never get....some junkies just live their lives doing what they do best....staying a junkie while lying to everyone about how they are trying so hard to get clean.....save your sympathy for the ones that mean it.....

[@davidhenderson5051]

@Adam - Amen amigo.. Redemtion.. ;o) Stay sober.

[@smokeyliver5736]

Dave M i swear if u are Down lets me and fight. Plz dont turn this Down.

[@irishmancheckinin6540]

Liver, 😆 that guy really is a jerkoff. Those types are always cowards, he wouldn't fight. Hed run

[@Nimrod336]

If artie and joey diaz had a podcast i would never stop listening

[@westfield90]

Artie has been silent for three plus months. I don’t like this. He of all people doesn’t handle isolation and stress well. Someone should be checking in with him

[@bonethugsfiend]

I'm thinking the worst has happened. He's not dead, because it would be on TMZ for sure, but I'm thinking he's totally fucked himself up with the drugs and his family don't want to make a spectacle of him.

[@id-mic]

@@bonethugsfiend yeah I think he's back on drugs

[@anarkitti]

anyone heard anything about him ??

[@kevvyd2128]

@@anarkitti yes,just yesterday. He's appearing on a show on thursday

[@Dhi-fe5eu]

Feel sorry for Artie. He has always been funny. He is being honest about what he is telling Joe. I really hope things get a lot better for him.

[@adamjenkins190]

Don't feel sorry for Artie. He doesn't want that from us. He wants everyone to be happy. Find something to be happy about for Artie. Be happy for his path to sobriety. I know it's hard, I LOVE Artie.

[@hunterwhite7382]

feel sorry for artie.Why? His life is full of fun.he have had a hell of a run,in this life.

[@TheBandit7613]

He's not funny he's pathetic

[@joshuafontenot2548]

"But I do it anyway...." THE most honest statement of an addict. Keep fighting Artie.

[@dnice2000]

That's will power

[@topher174]

Artie looks like a Vincent d'Onofrio movie character now...

[@markscardina8912]

Poo bear from Salton Sea

[@michaellepore105]

Omg he does! Lol

[@adamJKpunk]

He looks like he’s wearing an Edgar Mask.

[@africaart]

He look good (even with the collapse nose).

[@shannonage9483]

You're exactly right. I dearly love Artie.

[@jakegetscake4672]

As someone who’s been addicted to heroin for 11 years on and off I can tell you it’s a huge pain in the ass. Almost lost my hand from missing the vein and my arm got scabbed from hitting in the same place. I’ve seen friends loose there arms/legs/hands really nasty shit

[@KOSMICKEN09]

How did you start doing it - I have to admit all the biographies and books I've read about rock stars scared me from using drugs- though instead my self destruction came from compulsive gambling for a number of years..

[@sadezem991]

Yeah, it's brutal dude. And it's still never enough to make me stop doing it. No matter what it does to me, I always end up relapsing.

[@sadezem991]

@@KOSMICKEN09 I'm a heroin addict and I started after getting into a car accident that left me with really awful PTSD and a brain injury that ruined my life. I got so depressed and felt so hopeless that I didn't even care anymore. I had done drugs since I was 14 but heroin was the one that really fucked my life up.

[@mgacy2957]

When people start thoughts with "As someone who", I immediately know they are making a story up online for attention.

[@sadezem991]

@@mgacy2957 that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard, please touch grass.

[@davidchappell9159]

The Artie years were simply the best!!!

[@DH-xh3pg]

Poor Artie. He turned into Chris Farley’s character from Dirty Work.

[@josefbecher4790]

you just broke my brain...i thank you

[@jessetrinidad310]

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@sanbornb]

Brilliant

[@danielstack4158]

Artie was in that movie too

[@brendanbloomberg3283]

God damn

[@thomassargent3355]

Artie's utter and complete honesty has always endeared me to him. Greatest storyteller ever. I think he looks fantastic now and I'm so happy to see him healthy and lucid. I love this guy.

[@TheGreenCouncil]

I love Artie, I hope he doesn’t relapse or pass away. I hope to one day meet him.

[@littlediddle2198]

How restless his hands are while talking about drugs, you can just see how dependent he was on that stuff. Keep keeping on dude!

[@SiccDeville]

i noticed that too right away.

[@hellskitchen360]

Art looks amazing, even with the jacked up beak.

[@Gatsu_Gambino]

he looks so differently... I didn’t even know it was him... jesus

[@microsoftwindows9299]

i don’t think it’s him, it might be a robot

[@buttneked3963]

I still don’t think it’s him. I don’t know how somebody can change their appearance so much. Bank robbers would love the trick .

[@starmorpheus]

@Alaska Music The fact that ya'll are even having this conversation is cracking me up. Yes the random comedian, cocaine addict is that one they choose to clone over... Y'know... Anyone else.

[@BobbySlackem-fd1uh]

@@microsoftwindows9299yea they made a robot to take the place of a junkie lol

[@johnnysullivan436]

He's definitely looked worse, like when he used to look like Artie

[@carrrexx7190]

This comment is a grammatical train wreck.

[@hoodyhoo1004]

Lol

[@privateinformation9384]

😂

[@louispconstant6624]

@@carrrexx7190 Quiet baby face.

[@carrrexx7190]

@@louispconstant6624 mmmm, thank you

[@user-vw6pr8gh8q]

Joe and Vincent D’Onofrio get on well

[@anewbugmusic]

M D thought this too

[@fidelmercado2621]

Damn

[@TwistedReality13]

That is golden

[@Kasper623]

Probably won’t happen but Joe should totally do a Vincent D’Onofrio podcast. Such a great actor

[@silverblack5475]

Salton Sea

[@NickSpaloss]

Artie looks great and full of life and seems happier and hes funnier too. Happy for him. And before you get confused, Joe Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

[@82shamroc]

Thank you. I was literally scrolling for the explanation to this set.

[@erichighsmith7299]

Shawn Hass same! I really wondering why the different studio.

[@uniqutilities2831]

This is so sad. I'm a huge fan of Artie. Live well brother.

[@chazebutler2438]

Looks like a totally different person know that he's clean

[@amazingkris]

He resembles Tom Friendly from Lost now.

[@WKPlugins]

Having my doubts this sobriety will last, hope the best for him regardless

[@polymathing1614]

Kinda got a Teddy Atlas vibe going on

[@Daydreamer_92]

Geez. He doesn’t even look like the Artie Lang that I know.

[@RollingxBigshot]

You seen it from the side?

[@nuggets4life]

He does sound it though. Imagine a younger face with the audio

[@chimkinNuggz]

He looks healthier

[@Matlockization]

The once great Artie Lang has reduced himself down to a clean junkie, I guess.

[@willholmesjr.7356]

A long time since dirty work he looks like he started dating Chris Farley's stripper gf from that movie

[@believe8263]

Artie is good hearted guy, he just has an addiction problem. I wish him well.

[@TommyC503]

6:18…..that’s the problem. The feeling. Forget your feelings.

[@gramarmy]

Im have the same mind set as Joe on this one. Even after reconstructive shoulder surgery, I took my loratab 10's for 3 days as prescribed, and no matter the pain i never took another one. Ive always been deathly afraid of getting hooked. After about 24 hours of pain, my bodies natural pain killer took over and I never had pain again. (at least until arthritis settled in)

[@glowingdawn9179]

Honestly his nose looks a lot better now than what I've seen in pictures and no not the swollen one. It looks strange now but not as deformed like Arie grew into it.

[@allidoiscry4119]

He just looks different

[@johnhodgdon2434]

It's crazy how just changing someone's nose can make someone look like a completely different person.

[@vampmode9132]

The center of the most recognisable part of a human. Ik I'm explaining something that needs no explanation, but I'm this far so I'm just posting it anyway

[@lucasluzzi]

He lost some weight too

[@citypopFM]

That's why nose surgeries are the most popular and common when it comes to cosmetic surgery.

[@pain21229]

My thoughts exactly

[@McPoyleBros]

Makes me sort of want a nose job

[@judahmartinez8552]

Praying for this man

[@adammanuelpm]

Artie’s nose curvature completely changes what his face looks like. I never really thought about how important a person’s nose shape is to how recognizable a person is

[@Asuma492]

Like a bull dog

[@ryancarona4199]

reminds me jack black

[@akhillong4068]

When Artie asks “you wanna hear stories ?” you cancel all plans, grab a six pack and listen.

[@Kronik7109]

A six pack of water these days

[@Robert06087]

Most his stories are b.s.

[@jayh.20]

they're all bullshit dude

[@akhillong4068]

Who cares if his stories are not always true ? He's a great story teller and he's funny as hell.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

You moron...you can’t tell they’re all lies?!? SMH

[@danbowers5266]

This is the best Artie has looked so sounded in years. Hopefully he is on his way back up the ladder to being that Hugely funny guy and he stays sober. He's so likable, all he really needs to do is start mending the old broken fences and people will start letting him back into there lives,and business deals will arrive. Artie, Your a funny guy. Please do what ever you have to do to STAY CLEAN, AND SOBER. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. WE ALL LOVE YOU DUDE.

[@xkmmx2132]

I LOVE YOU ARTIEEEEEE!!! Stay sober. Stay home or wherever you are and enjoy your money my man. You have worked hard enough already. Enjoy the rest of your life sober and healthy without the pressure of the show business career.

[@TOMMYGUNSNYC]

You probably voted for biden if you support this retarded idiot

[@billj4525]

I hope he's able to do that. I have a feeling he's on suboxone or methadone. It would be very very difficult for him not to have any kind of opiates. He was using daily since he was a teen, and very very high amounts once he got rich, and did that until his 50's. It's very very hard to just stop all medications, and all use at that point, and stay that way indefinitely. He did amazing though regardless, and looks great in this interview, so I hope he is off everything. Not saying there's anything wrong with suboxone or methadone, especially if they're not affecting your life negatively at all, so it's still pretty much clean, but you're still on something though. Suboxone and methadone are incredibly powerful opiates, which is necessary if you'r trying to come off things like heroin and fentanyl.

[@nyn199a72686]

Damn he's got so much heart... Good to see he's doing better

[@grandlakeparanormalsociety9110]

The Golden Era was when Artie Lange was on Howard Stern.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

When he was on Stern during the 2005 era about a year before HS went to sat 📡 radio.

[@andrewdeen1]

artie and his intern 'teddy' ..and hi-pitch mike

[@augmentedkeys5971]

Grand Lake Paranormal Society Wrong. When he was on MAD TV

[@grandlakeparanormalsociety9110]

@@augmentedkeys5971 I'm saying it was for Howard himself...not Artie.

[@waltnoble1051]

Wow didn't recognize him til you said that holy shit he's been through it

[@stiperaddaraddaraddamiocic9708]

GET *BEETLEJUICE* ON THE PODCAST

[@Terrythetroll.]

Who the fuck wants that

[@jonmichaelmcmanus5285]

Ean Line stfu it would be amazing

[@almightyone1181]

@@Terrythetroll. "I don't know and I don't want to know nothin. Goo fa you."

[@mrbiggs6818]

Is juice still alive?

[@tylerdaly5682]

@@mrbiggs6818 nope

[@dukefan37923]

I'm glad to see he's doing well now and I hope he has a long full life. I just hope he doesn't follow the same path my friend did, RIP. He was a coke addict for years (got clean, fell off the wagon, got clean, fell of the wagon - over and over). He finally got clean and really seemed to turn his life around for good - even did an "addict ministry" at the local jails. But, sadly the damage to his body was already done from years of addiction and he passed away at 39 while he was completely clean (heart issue). That's something I think addicts don't consider. Even if you get clean sometimes the damage you've done over the years still gets you. Just steer clear of that stuff!!!

[@MrAnschmidt]

He actually doesn't look bad. Looks like he's clean

[@DaileyShorts]

He is

[@ryanjones9498]

At this point he might as well just do heroin until he dies

[@DaileyShorts]

@@ryanjones9498 why, when he's already gotten clean? Dont be THAT guy

[@ianahola2854]

he looks horrific

[@danielstack4158]

@@ianahola2854 he looks good, nose looks awful

[@JoJo-jy2rw]

Man, I can identify with the crazy 'war stories' of rampant drug addiction. Artie mentioned making a better choice for his recovery by turning down surgery. We only make 'better choices' when we get clean. when we use it's a hellish circus of the bizarre and toxic, for sure. 10 years 4 months clean. JFT, I'm grateful

[@byoungandfatt]

Comin up on 7 years myself...one day at a time for each of us

[@jordanlofton1850]

1 year and 2 months clean from heroin I hope I make it as far as you guys have I'm just now starting to get my sanity back though I don't think I will ever truly be who I was before the hard part of being clean for me is the burden I carry from all the people I hurt and the things I did are always on my mind some times it feels like I don't even know who I am i wasted 12 years of my life to addiction

[@JoJo-jy2rw]

@BLUE DOG Running.....to an NA meeting would be beneficial

[@JoJo-jy2rw]

@@jordanlofton1850 Becoming a member of NA and working the program is how I got clean and sorted the wreckage of my past. It takes time brother. And perseverance. A life is for living. Using is shit. Hugs

[@krucial88]

Im 3 weeks clean from H but Im on methadone I hope I can make it as far as some of you guys.

[@MrShanglebee]

Something about his stories doesn't add up. He's intentionally leaving out information.

[@blakecannon7844]

No shit man it’s Artie .. lying is his thing

[@nnnickkk]

If you're reading this Artie, I hope you are taking good care of yourself and we would love to see you perform shows again.

[@mattsheezy5469]

Amazing to meet the REAL “Artie” for the first time, after all of these years. He sounds so coherent, and level headed .

[@mattfisher8975]

Love Artie. You can tell he’s doing better for sure and it makes me happy, but if you watch some of his hand movements he has very clear neurological damage from his years of using. Sad to see, but it makes me happy he’s a lot better nonetheless

[@williamneuzil7403]

What type of movements? Jerky?

[@ChrisHarper-d7o]

Hardly? How so'/

[@noodlehat3250]

Michael Jackson called ...….. he thinks Artie's nose looks weird.

[@JoeyP322]

Lol now that’s good!!

[@bdudd8325]

Artie is my favorite, I'm so glad we still have him in this planet!! You rock Artie!!

[@VapeSafe]

"I did a podcast in my living room..I was late 18 times"- AL Hilarious.

[@nathanielbristol5184]

Eh

[@ianpatrick6034]

Artie! My man you made me laugh for years. You brought me out of lot of dark times. No mater how bad shit got I would turn on Stern and you made me forget about all that. Glad to see you healthy. Keep up the clean time

[@alinjo4421]

His story has me cringing damn that sounds painful

[@christiananguiano1073]

Jo Alin don’t snort things in your nose and you will be fine

[@ryancarpenter2060]

It’s painful for me because he still looks like he’s on drugs. He never used to move his hands like that on stern’s e show. He looks strung out here.

[@James-bn6lg]

Ryan Carpenter no he’s just very animated from 30 years of cocaine, some people develop nervous ticks or form weird habit. If he was on opiates or an upper I would be able to tell. No slurred speech, no rapid eye movements darting across the room, no pinpoint eyes etc. I believe he’s clean.

[@OneEyeDollar6]

@@James-bn6lg People dont actually act like that unless they are seriously fucked up. Most people you cant even tell, besides the pupils.

[@ryansmurda1552]

I love Artie! I hope he stays on the right path.

[@beensteppin5762]

6:34 Joe "the plug" Rogan

[@erichramone7812]

“You know that situation got solved the way it had to get solved” Joe: What does that mean? Artie: “He’s fine I’m fine everybody’s fine”

[@eyellgeteven9928]

I wonder what the real story is...you know that somebody isn't "fine," lol.

[@greyk610]

Yeah that kid is long gone.

[@BootlegLizard]

Whacked

[@Slumpthemenace]

Nah sounds like he got bitched

[@zdub8438]

Sounds like Artie let it go in favor of getting high tbh.

[@stillsober19]

Stay strong man. 14 months clean and sober myself. Best life I’ve known.

[@JD-ns9mr]

Quitter

[@stillsober19]

J D thank u

[@curbhopper66]

You look great Artie. You have an army of fans. I love the rare times Stern replays include you, they were my favorite years.