Joe Rogan and Kurt Metzger discuss accusations of Amy Schumer stealing jokes.
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@PeterSedesse6 жыл бұрын
geez, this is the most annoying guest ever.
@notorious42046 жыл бұрын
Peter Sedesse looks and talks like a crackhead
@George-do9yi6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, hope he never comes back.
@cristiandominguez82176 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@TheRempsu6 жыл бұрын
Peter Sedesse Hes not coming back, joe did not like him at all in this clip
@yasixd78036 жыл бұрын
TheRempsu I hope so. He won't stop talking -.-
@HellAintHalfFull4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy before and I look forward to never hearing about him again.
@Taskburg4 жыл бұрын
Canto III no wonder Luis Gomez wanted to beat his ass
@JamesGraydon4 жыл бұрын
He's a fucking asshole.
@tannercellardoor4 жыл бұрын
He was great on Horace and Pete with Louis CK
@jesseneal72884 жыл бұрын
He's defensive af! If energy drinks started hurting people this guy would be the poster boy.
@OmnipotentSaiyan4 жыл бұрын
He drank TWO Caveman NITROS!
@Hickory_Dickory_Cock Жыл бұрын
He's doing a very good job at convincing me they stole those jokes 🤣
@Jeudaos Жыл бұрын
he's going almost as good of a job not shutting the fuck up and not intterupting joe constantly
@IntheClutch75 Жыл бұрын
Same.
@danhise73526 ай бұрын
He sounds about as convincing as mecea did
@1967dbw2 жыл бұрын
When someone makes an argument, then interrupts and talks over the counterpoint, that's a pretty good sign their position is weak.
@datmeme89676 жыл бұрын
Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her! Even more ironically, I stole this joke!
@syx3s6 жыл бұрын
and it's way funnier than anything that she's ever said on stage.
@giffy17706 жыл бұрын
Kinda butchered that joke though lol
@sonicseducer696 жыл бұрын
Cody Gifford it's even more ironic that Amy butchers the jokes she steals too
@giffy17706 жыл бұрын
dman lol
@mikeo50036 жыл бұрын
someone doesn't know what irony means
@codymcginnis73694 жыл бұрын
How much blood is in this dude’s cokestream
@kylemccutcheon98614 жыл бұрын
Cody McGinnis be careful saying funny shit he might steal it
@richfarfugnuven63084 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious, and probably accurate.
@arvins.70644 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes!😂😂😂
@mengle20044 жыл бұрын
Cody McGinnis ha!
@adamburdt87944 жыл бұрын
Gold, I like the other persons comment that he may steal it.
@ConwayKitty2 жыл бұрын
He says he's being attacked by SJWs but also defending Amy Schumer? Someone help this full of himself man.
@oldmanballs Жыл бұрын
First it was SJWs. Then it was the alt right. Lol pick a boogie man, dude.
@akshayanvekar797 Жыл бұрын
Keep this at 69
@amberspecter Жыл бұрын
He needs a rheumatologist to reduce his inflated sense of self
@TheSandwichMonster Жыл бұрын
He was a mixed up guy. Now he's fine and doing radio shows with Jimmy Dore. Both have come a long way.
@demonking86420 Жыл бұрын
"I dont owe you fuckheads an explanation" >spends his time explaining anyway
@justohechim48224 жыл бұрын
God I can’t believe how fast this guy made me hate him
@HEYHAZE294 жыл бұрын
😂 lmao
@rhythmsaint734 жыл бұрын
Justo Hechim instantly and im Irish ! We don’t give a shit about pretty much anything . The only guest I ever disliked . Joe rocks
@avipinckney4 жыл бұрын
He's a great comedian. I'd give him a couple more impressions.
@Hake6634 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@kennethfresno56994 жыл бұрын
@Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine
@stavrosteve4 жыл бұрын
He's waiting for himself to stop speaking, so he can speak.
@jamalswift97004 жыл бұрын
I'm going to steal that.
@anastasiabeverhausen24 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@GreenEnvy.4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comment, fucking nailed it.
@kevinlaw8264 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙
@camsquantchdalton81834 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that is it exactly.
@adamjackson822 жыл бұрын
"I've done comedy for 20 years". Yeah, and we've all heard of you, you must be killing it, bro.
@schizofrantick117511 ай бұрын
"I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t" I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.
@mikemcfall91813 жыл бұрын
This guy acts a lot like someone caught stealing jokes
@hoodvideos7302 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I thought the same
@martinel24502 жыл бұрын
Joe should have gave him the same shit treatment he gave carlos mencia
@dantheanimator50722 жыл бұрын
He blazes mad trees….ask Syl Skallone
@calypso8192 жыл бұрын
@Logic Hi, Kurt.
@matthewfors1142 жыл бұрын
@Eli Bishop he didnt steal, he just is unoriginal
@kriskahla28183 жыл бұрын
LOL "I'm a pro comic, i can tell what is funny or not" - most out of touch statement perhaps ever.
@richardhernandez48193 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the rest of us chimps don’t know what a joke is😂, a concept that has existed since the beginning of time
@DarrenH0013 жыл бұрын
Presumably that's what he yells at his audiences when they fail to laugh.
@lziv75833 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize that the comedian determines what’s funny when they are doing a bit
@juanramos25163 жыл бұрын
@@DarrenH001 LMAO probably
@lmfislb3 жыл бұрын
He isn't even a known comic, hes bad at the job he's professing authority over
@John-ms6bv2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been doing comedy for 20 years” sounds like “I’ve been doing radio since I was 18.”
@bigben618Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andrewcalvarese Жыл бұрын
It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point. Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.
@onelunglarry Жыл бұрын
i dont give a fuck what hes on, fuck this clown.
@herrylaw3196 Жыл бұрын
Now he looks like an idiot not the funny kind
@JohnSmith-yd5wq Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Dore and Kurt are lying pandering hacks with huge egos and cowards who run from debates.
@AtlasCompleXtheProd Жыл бұрын
Honestly it probably really was all the caffeine too though
@Alexander_Grant Жыл бұрын
Dude is awful on the Jimmy Dore show though. He pretty much single handedly turned me off of Jimmy Dore.
@MexicanBandit Жыл бұрын
Blaming his lack of self control on caffeine is like that one kid pretending to be drunk on one sip of dad’s beer.
@beyondbackwater4933 Жыл бұрын
No it's not, because he's not pretending to not be able to control his emotions, he's actually like that.
@Johnmam9984 Жыл бұрын
@@beyondbackwater4933 sorry we insulted your boyfriend
@steven1479 Жыл бұрын
@@Johnmam9984 The guy you're replying to is basically saying that Kurt is an impulsive moron, he's not defending him.
@wanderingchicken420 Жыл бұрын
@@Johnmam9984 are you actually braindead lol.
@sweiss1175 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy is so triggered because he knows that he steals jokes too 😂😂
@steo43445 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help that he's an egocentric coke fiend who is having his identity ripped apart by logic and due process.
@isaacusher75455 жыл бұрын
I believe it's pronounced fig you heretic
@ModeratelyAmused5 жыл бұрын
@@isaacusher7545 I get confused on that. Is it that dictators love figs or that figs love dics? I guess it can be both.
@mikezayas3245 жыл бұрын
So a nobody just said Kurt steals jokes? You nobody’s are funny
@isaacusher75455 жыл бұрын
Did somebody shit themselves? I smell a foul presence in the air...
@cmack0035 жыл бұрын
Credit to Joe for keeping his cool with him.
@michaelj63925 жыл бұрын
cmack003 Joe works out like a maniac and could beat the fuck out of most people, so I bet it takes a lot to get him to lose his cool.
@sladef39565 жыл бұрын
Bro don’t want joe’s leg kicks
@tylermerlin83205 жыл бұрын
Talking over someone doesn't make someone right
@landfill8794 жыл бұрын
He probably gave him death star and a couple bong hits before going on live and wrecked his buzz
@TheAaronRodgersTao4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons joe is so popular.
@killervacuum2 жыл бұрын
this clip is the perfect example of someone not being able to handle the modern global internet world. i relate to him and empathize
@franklinmaldonado3660 Жыл бұрын
Defending Amy on not stealing jokes is crazy enough, there’s endless videos of stollen jokes from that women
@GraffSavage4 жыл бұрын
He’s super defensive because he knows he’s wrong but can’t admit it
@Bmancan844 жыл бұрын
He's a typical liberal loser.
@andreal12034 жыл бұрын
lilcantrapman24 he clearly isn’t liberal
@sierra6594 жыл бұрын
@@Bmancan84 always some chad making it political
@ericpeterson87324 жыл бұрын
yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.
@andreal12034 жыл бұрын
TA A nothing he said there would indicate that. Tbf I don’t follow him so idk what he gets up to but he definitely doesn’t seem liberal
@userjim835 жыл бұрын
How did he manage to find Amy Schumer’s only fan
@ianbowss96395 жыл бұрын
Jim83 J He got Batman to track him down.
@Zlartybartfarst5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Mudville_Mo5 жыл бұрын
He’s probably fuckin her haha
@MrRoundthetwist5 жыл бұрын
Jim83 J I like Amy But I think this guy is a dink
@opinionatedbachelor58035 жыл бұрын
I am fan of her. You can see how she handles social issues in the series Inside Amy Schumer.
@ilikeguacamole9699 Жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a writer for Amy? Was he the one stealing the jokes is that why he's so defensive? lol
@KurtzeTube Жыл бұрын
I’m amazed of how many people use their time on JRE, their one chance to make themself known, to make a total fool of themselves
@Indy69vette4 жыл бұрын
He’s the smartest person he’s ever met.
@Ali-fb5km3 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant 😂😂
@MarceloRomero3603 жыл бұрын
🥂
@freddiemercury59873 жыл бұрын
@@MarceloRomero360 what?
@Indy69vette2 жыл бұрын
@Logic dipshit is one word, you troll. Grammar and spelling are tough when you didn't make it out of the fourth grade.
@jeffreybone34452 жыл бұрын
A legend in his own mind 😎
@KeenxLimit4 жыл бұрын
He's done comedy for 20 years, never heard of him. Great comic
@drmatt3574 жыл бұрын
SnowCYYCling - 😂😂😂
@Anna927814 жыл бұрын
SnowCYYCling he’s a writer
@NikkZarem4 жыл бұрын
@@Anna92781 0:58 yea a writer...
@puff4174 жыл бұрын
Well look it up. Ifs fucking hilarious
@michaelj63924 жыл бұрын
His standup is actually pretty funny. He comes off terribly in this.
@nate192 жыл бұрын
20 years and I've never heard his standup. I'm sure it's great based on this.
@L0rdL0ki Жыл бұрын
"Most of these animals can't believe you're speaking to them". What a great human being....
@chipsthedog14 жыл бұрын
Never have I wanted to see how powerful Joe's famous kick is as right here on this clip
@jarnold17894 жыл бұрын
😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it
@Andre-oc7gg4 жыл бұрын
While wearing steal tip boots
@GTLees4 жыл бұрын
It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.
@wolfiemac324 жыл бұрын
Ideal place to demonstrate it right across the table
@xandereynon53054 жыл бұрын
I've never instantly hated someone until this video.
@iAmLyre3 жыл бұрын
@American π Metzger will do that to people, his comedy is quite hilarious though
@SrDeMaFp3 жыл бұрын
For real. Holy shit...
@ryanblake3653 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes. Never had someone make me feel like they were being so condescending to me when I’m nowhere involved in the fucking situation 😂
@devinflanagan73993 жыл бұрын
Bro same here i didn’t even know who the fuck Kurt metzger was and instantly hate him
@pellenilsson63003 жыл бұрын
I litteraly want to jump in the video and piss in his fucking mouth
@Rocko199010 ай бұрын
Dude trying to pretend its caffeine when it's very obviously Adderall
@shawnwbronx Жыл бұрын
So it’s not joke theft if the bits are mediocre? Seems legit.
@chintanpopat82103 жыл бұрын
He is arguing with the guy who ended carlos mencias career over stealing jokes . LOL
@drandalldrums3 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes
@bobadsf29213 жыл бұрын
What happened
@5.kc.53 жыл бұрын
@@bobadsf2921 just look it up?
@bobadsf29213 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan is Hypocrite he defends amy schumer like she doesn’t steal jokes lol
@0deszuh1113 жыл бұрын
@@bobadsf2921 joe wasnt even defending amy
@yeahmydudes5 жыл бұрын
After "20 years of comedy" you'd think Kurt would actually be funny by now.
@bobbytmf71945 жыл бұрын
Kwansu lol he's one of the best comedy writers around
@pundett5 жыл бұрын
I've only been exposed to him on Louis CK's "Horace and Pete", in which he's great.
@805fillmore5 жыл бұрын
@bobby being a funny writer and actually being funny are 2 seperate things. His delivery is shit.
@tacotikki2515 жыл бұрын
BobbyTMF he really isn’t.
@bubbajoe7455 жыл бұрын
@@bobbytmf7194 yea but as a person hes not funny at all
@Chris611364 ай бұрын
What episode number is this ? I’d like to watch the whole episode.
@pnortiz1 Жыл бұрын
Having a podcast is not easy. Jesus. That guy was a nightmare.
@estebannemo19574 жыл бұрын
Rogan is the adult talking to the freshman frat boy who's had too many beers.
@YomaanMand4 жыл бұрын
*caveman nitros
@BlazenAva6664 жыл бұрын
*Jager bombs
@werdle924 жыл бұрын
i wanna like that comment but its already at 666
@SymphonySays4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean too many bumps
@seanmccafferty17914 жыл бұрын
Nose beers*
@unclebensrice47022 жыл бұрын
Imagine being this passionate about defending Amy Schumer
@MordecaiandMonroe2 жыл бұрын
Hes actually just defending himself because he is a writer for inside amy schumer.
@hugh-jasole2 жыл бұрын
You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.
@robo29012 жыл бұрын
Like most female comics she's very unfunny.
@missincognito26662 жыл бұрын
She’s probably blowing him 😂
@JDMvids11052 жыл бұрын
Ughhhhh... I just felt a shiver go down my spine... He is a fucking tool.
@Tim_the_Enchanter Жыл бұрын
You know who doesn't act as defensive as Kurt is acting here? People who don't steal shit.
@jeffreytackett39222 жыл бұрын
So, just to be clear, this guy just said, "the hack bits that anyone could think of?" and then proceeded to say that he knows they weren't "stolen" because he thought of them. Hmm. Shocker.
@melsoderlund33795 жыл бұрын
There’s a compilation of Amy stealing jokes and it’s HALF AN HOUR long!
@Adam-zh4hm5 жыл бұрын
Is that it?
@justinm26974 жыл бұрын
@W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6eTloqEbduSqsk
@pandafluffynut4 жыл бұрын
There are like 7 complications each 30 minutes lol
@BukkaLevy4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, if you look up the comics’ who’s jokes were supposedly stolen, you find them defending her.
@paulcosta58064 жыл бұрын
@@Adam-zh4hm hahahha True. the ones that people caught. Im sure her whole act is thievery.
@Evandemocracy5 жыл бұрын
Imagine living with him. Asking if he drank some of your milk.
@misterbeane4 жыл бұрын
Evandemocracy this is perhaps the best comment on anything I’ve ever read in my life. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
@roxyfoxyyy74 жыл бұрын
Evandemocracy 😂😂 so funny I just spit out my drink
@smokeyone4 жыл бұрын
Yes there is video evidence of me drinking the milk, but its just parallel thinking
@alphakennyone84 жыл бұрын
I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded. One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this). He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me. (Edit) This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far. I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity. My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that. II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.
@AsandaMbali4 жыл бұрын
Him: “First of all I don’t owe you any fucken explanation I’ve been drinking milk all my life”.
@Bas_karna Жыл бұрын
She ripped off jokes word to word it can't be a coincidence & this dude argument is I was there LOL
@theantil7 Жыл бұрын
I love how he says he gets defensive because people come at him rude. But he was defensive as hell as Joe slightly accused Amy (not even him), and he was already shaking with rage
@GreenEnvy.6 жыл бұрын
The old blame the energy drink to cover up the cocaine trick. Very sly.
@LogicalReasons5 жыл бұрын
Precisely
@bobbytmf71945 жыл бұрын
You've obviously never had over half a gram of caffeine in your life
@Turk_20235 жыл бұрын
@@bobbytmf7194 more like 8 ball of caffeine
@dantheman59295 жыл бұрын
@@bobbytmf7194 oz on mine
@lizzie50105 жыл бұрын
Haha his eyes are rolling all over the place, that is not caffeine
@onlygknows77934 жыл бұрын
I feel blessed not to have known him for the 20 years he's been doing comedy.
@lamusicsoundcalifornia344 жыл бұрын
Serious, I felt like I was on meth watching him.
@infinitedeath45674 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@nabuxavier4 жыл бұрын
What a pompous asshat
@raphealwood44344 жыл бұрын
Damn this dude
@funnyjoke92254 жыл бұрын
"I've done comedy on a stage so clearly I am the master of all comedy in every format"
@MKRiley-et3vj10 ай бұрын
This guy is what happens when too much social media, naval gazing and smoking weed break yo mind
@frankmachin5438 Жыл бұрын
I’m watching this years later and cannot believe this guy doesn’t have his own TV show yet…
@JakeWitmer Жыл бұрын
He does. He's on Jimmy Dore's show, and he can be pretty damned funny there...a little redemption!
@martineastman98555 жыл бұрын
I don't know what they're talking about, but I 100% believe this guy's guilty of whatever he's being accused of based on this interaction
@raymondleongilpin825 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Mrbrownstone10285 жыл бұрын
Mofo needs a Xanax
@zerodawn095 жыл бұрын
thats true and then he tries and blame the drink? yea gulity as fuck.
@VIi7265 жыл бұрын
zerodawn09 those nitros are fierce though lol
@nwilt71145 жыл бұрын
If this was a police interrogation they would put him in a holding cell.
@VlogCreations4 жыл бұрын
Joe handles this dude incredibly well
@Life_Bot4 жыл бұрын
Love you Ross💓♥️❤️
@ariesc61034 жыл бұрын
oh he's high, that's why, he was super relaxed. Otherwise he would have told that fuck not to speak over him
@satkahn84064 жыл бұрын
Wait.... Ross??
@satkahn84064 жыл бұрын
That's like such a weird crossover mindfuck to see my guy Ross over here commenting on a random jre vid. Very cool
@jensfitzgerald4 жыл бұрын
Been watching since the baseball/super man videos era. You’re my go to if I need to smile, thank you Ross.
@zukamotonn2 жыл бұрын
Funniest joke was him saying he’s being doing comedy for 20 years
@dannymmahoney6403 Жыл бұрын
He’s obviously stolen jokes before to be that passionate about defending someone who has CLEARLY stolen jokes
@AdrianVanOyan4 жыл бұрын
In case your wondering he wrote for amy shumers show that’s why he cares
@smiley49954 жыл бұрын
Ah, so he's probably one of the thieves.
@fuadahmed60604 жыл бұрын
@@smiley4995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jimsto74534 жыл бұрын
He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.
@Doivid_4 жыл бұрын
I too could hear them say that.
@AdrianVanOyan4 жыл бұрын
@@Doivid_lol alot of people missed that I saw in the comments before I commented
@flex_piper4 жыл бұрын
"Wow you're fighting with somebody who's not even here". 😂
@Bmc6614 жыл бұрын
I read that Exactly as he said it 😂😂
@tessy11114 жыл бұрын
@@Bmc661 I did too 🤣🤣
@stotty1174 жыл бұрын
This guys head is so far up his ass it is a never ending circle
@dylans20884 жыл бұрын
@@Bmc661 woah, you ever try dmt?
@jaimito7074 жыл бұрын
Just like when he called out Mencia? GTFO
@justicesartor1733 Жыл бұрын
I love how he’s trying to argue with joe when joe has been through this where his jokes have been stolen before😂
@bighomie43792 жыл бұрын
0:38 “you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here” it sounds so simple said but it took me YEARS without a male role model to learn that on my own. It was only until recently I noticed I’d have these huge conversations in my head of hypothetical or even real events thinking about what I would say or do in situations. It was so much negativity and actually starting to manifest negatively in the real world. After listening to Earl Nightingales “The strangest secret” I felt like a key turned in my head. I now focus on having positive affirmations and thoughts. If I have negative ones naturally, I know that with a bit of willpower and extra energy I can turn them good and manifest those instead.
@ignatiusjackson2352 жыл бұрын
This.
@anthony90133 жыл бұрын
"I've done comedy for 20 years." I have to admit, that was a pretty good joke. LOL
@theodddish18462 жыл бұрын
He wasn't joking he was..... ooooooh
@oussamaelbaz59322 жыл бұрын
ooff
@Yousaf_Yunes2 жыл бұрын
In front of his bathroom mirror bruh.....performing to millions of imaginary audiences
@dontworryaboutit54902 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when the Internet takes everything you’ve worked for away from you because they disagree with your opinion.
@anthony90132 жыл бұрын
@@dontworryaboutit5490 relax dude, no one was trying to take your career away. You made an ass of yourself so people are joking about it
@alexmaat82653 жыл бұрын
"I've been in comedy 20 years!" -who?
@hughtube51543 жыл бұрын
What he meant was, "I've been a joke for the last 20 years."
@sirkoes1873 жыл бұрын
This a no body.
@Benrage3213 жыл бұрын
"I've been doing X for Y years!" So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know. Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.
@stevepolychronopoulis3 жыл бұрын
He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.
@nullinvoid14153 жыл бұрын
Same!
@Bear5515902 жыл бұрын
"You do Twitter like it's the candy crush of words" What an acute observation.
@tokesalotta15212 жыл бұрын
How would he being in the room prove the sketch wasn't stolen? As if the person pitching the idea would tell the that the idea was stolen
@thomasholden51543 жыл бұрын
2 years later and I still don't know who this guy is
@MrCarloss5103 жыл бұрын
Mr. Know Nothing
@severito333 жыл бұрын
I know, he is an average imbecile.
@nidmo2423 жыл бұрын
3 years later. No idea and will not look for
@kshinokevin3 жыл бұрын
"Who (is) that/dat ?" - the New Orleans' Saints (NFL) football team fans' slogan/catchphrase; Who is the Clown ? (a pro comedian, okay...)
@EXTENDEDWARRANT3 жыл бұрын
he’s a professional comedian and pretty funny
@omarabdullaziz75873 жыл бұрын
- Unknown person: "i know better" - Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later" - Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"
@declan9210010 ай бұрын
Dude was tweaking hard. "I got so much shit going on, i can respond with one hand"
@lusmas9910 ай бұрын
It is a shame that Joe felt the need to lie and say "I think Kurt Metzger is a hilarious guy" but I realize he was just trying to make a point.
@badgeneration20075 жыл бұрын
Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!
@swskitso4 жыл бұрын
Fear factor was ok but i much preferred news radio
@wrestlingwithart4 жыл бұрын
Joe also says Amy didn't steal jokes or skits even though there's clear proof she did. He raged against Mencia but God forbid anyone calls out Amy.
@katiecvlogs93614 жыл бұрын
mike dutdut I loved that show! 👍🏻
@carsonbennett91154 жыл бұрын
I love how much we all don’t like this guy
@MonkeyDLuffy600733 жыл бұрын
@Narf I sadly checked the description and know his name now, don't do what I did, save yourself.
@brendensuslow923 жыл бұрын
What’s his name?
@hamooon3 жыл бұрын
great dude. had a bad moment. take it easy on people
@MonkeyDLuffy600733 жыл бұрын
@@hamooon Great dude? Not from what I've seen
@hamooon3 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyDLuffy60073 what we've seen of people on video snippets isn't the measure of a person's worth. would you agree?
@tomwalsh63 Жыл бұрын
I was doing mics for a few years and never once was accused of stealing even a premise
@Lights_0wt2 жыл бұрын
I always wondered what kind of person would actually defend Amy Schumer....... Makes sense 😂😂
@brandongomez67865 жыл бұрын
Should change the title to: WEED VS COCAINE
@josez1435 жыл бұрын
💯
@abdouldmml5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GarretSterling4 жыл бұрын
Classic example
@azzy20014 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-ro4ux7rh2s4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Gomez more like crystal meth lmao
@MarkieMX4 жыл бұрын
This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.
@dubya7244 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@j.l.40544 жыл бұрын
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
@MONKMONEY-hu1gw4 жыл бұрын
That was perfect bro. 😂
@Heavywall704 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm is the salt that flavors what I crave in conversation.
@maintaint30034 жыл бұрын
Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.
@ajl9772 Жыл бұрын
Damn Joe has unbelievable patience with this man 😆
@epideme3416 Жыл бұрын
Imagine destroying your career and making sure you never get invited back at the same time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Gggmanlives5 жыл бұрын
God this guy interrupts Joe so much.
@johnplatt85655 жыл бұрын
Way too much cave man nitro and coffee that would be my guess. 😄 🍺
@MovieManMark5 жыл бұрын
Reading this comment before watching the video made the video SOO much funnier.
@chacaron035 жыл бұрын
Good. Joe always interrupts people, about damn time he got some of his own medicine 😂
@antonbyarmbar67675 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been working in comedy therefore I know what’s funny damnnit!” Ok? Yeah, he seems like a big barrel of laughs. Settle down Ike.
@papinski19785 жыл бұрын
What an asshole..
@gmic56ify4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so full of crap. He talks about SJW's then gets triggered when Joe calls him out. Lol
@therobert95214 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand it at all. He defends Schumer who's a super SJW, then says he defending her from the alt right and calls them SJW'S?
@gmic56ify4 жыл бұрын
@@therobert9521 there's SJW's on both sides of the spectrum. Just depends on the issue at hand.
@therobert95214 жыл бұрын
@@gmic56ify maybe our definition of SJW differ. I don't really see people perpetually offended on the right and have call out victimless things to boost there own narcissistic ego's.
@firstnamelastname77084 жыл бұрын
@@therobert9521 I recall a Starbucks holiday cup that became a huge talking point of the right a few years back.
@brandon80454 жыл бұрын
the robert you don’t see it much because even when “the right” are offended over victimless actions they do the admittedly smart thing of framing it as if it’s extremely important. That’s how the GOP (and like most of the centre-right, centre-left Dems) got away with opposing gay marriage for so long- it harms literally no one but they framed it as a much more important issue by making it about “the sanctity of marriage” and other bullshit. It’s not exclusive to the right but you find that stuff a lot more common with them.
@jacobdaniel8239 Жыл бұрын
Yea...blame it on the energy drink. Definitely doesn't have anything to do with substance abuse.
@italjahcorntrashroller Жыл бұрын
Thanx been waiting for this topic, now I dont have to type about it.
@AlejandroGodinezfotochap4 жыл бұрын
Rogan calmly discredited this guy. Plus he's on coke and blaming the drink.
@rome-tk5vd4 жыл бұрын
how yk it’s coke? just cuz he acting crazy? or like just most likely that’s what it is in hollywood?
@gustavojuarezpantoja60164 жыл бұрын
He really cats like someone on coke
@infinitedeath45674 жыл бұрын
rome wah trust me, that dude does coke.
@pillandatti50434 жыл бұрын
@@infinitedeath4567 or adderal most likley cuz it last 4 to 6 hours instead of coke 20 to 45 mins lol
@infinitedeath45674 жыл бұрын
Pillan Datti nah dude I’m banking on coke
@khr13796 жыл бұрын
yo Rogan , keep the c-list coke addicts off the podcast pls
@chrisgray12526 жыл бұрын
well he did ingest 550mg of caffeine
@AchillesZeppelin6 жыл бұрын
Fuck you budy Kurt’s a legend
@mc93996 жыл бұрын
D- LIST, WHO DA FUK IS THAT?
@billholb19746 жыл бұрын
Jesus Feralta he is very respected in the comedy world..only true comedy fans get it..
@zachmartin4196 жыл бұрын
Agreed fuck this “twenty year comedian”
@levelwithz37792 жыл бұрын
*His Funniest Joke of all time @**3:24** when he says "I dont give a 💩 about it anyway."* 😄 *That litteraly made me Laugh Out Loud* 😆
@bowmanbrent4192 жыл бұрын
Mike Jones is even asking who this is.
@everwhat0133 жыл бұрын
this guy's acting like people are coming to him as some kind of authority, demanding answers. dude, nobody's ever even heard of you before. nobody asked you anything.
@gcg81873 жыл бұрын
hahaha I've been following stand up for years and I've literally never heard of this guy
@timmatthews16043 жыл бұрын
I have heard of him, known about him for a while. He’s an ok comic, nothing crazy great but he’s not the nobody everyone is trying to make him out to be.
@ChicagoHOG273 жыл бұрын
I think he means like his mom and sister or something...
@yeskapanda3 жыл бұрын
@@timmatthews1604 lol never heard of this fucken loser..20 years of lame ass comedy I guess
@incagrico92803 жыл бұрын
@@timmatthews1604 He’s definitely a nobody
@smridhvarma16244 жыл бұрын
Just realized, this guy is such a great comedian. I searched him on Google and his WHOLE career is a joke. Amazing guy, completely normal!
@niclasjohansson59923 жыл бұрын
Dude, his white precious album is one of the best stand up hours I've listened to
@user-360johnn3 жыл бұрын
Shit this comment is funnier than his career
@natemccollum37312 жыл бұрын
If you unintentionally stole a bit, you’re a hack- so you’re either a hack or a thief
@iTalkALotDontListen Жыл бұрын
Joe deals with him very good. Much respect.
@seanswayze16153 жыл бұрын
Dude pretending he’s freaking out on caffeine cause joe called him out🤣
@refmed77943 жыл бұрын
Lol exactly
@Roland853 жыл бұрын
Haha, exactly... 👍🏻
@seanswayze16152 жыл бұрын
Joke thief is so cringe idk if he knows how fake he is.🤦🏻♂️fucking tool
@kevyholgate2 жыл бұрын
Straight up
@wp-ww2 жыл бұрын
i don’t think there’s any caffeine in those lol…
@thomasw1785 жыл бұрын
This guy is out of his mind. No one is that defensive and absurd who doesn't know he's wrong.
@Original-Phantom5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a priest defending his religion
@connorsteffey58985 жыл бұрын
@@Original-Phantom edgy lol
@sernoddicusthegallant69865 жыл бұрын
@@Original-Phantom As an atheist minority growing up in a christian school/neghborhood Ive only once seen a priest get that defensive
@kayfay25354 жыл бұрын
He sounds coked up
@forcedentry20104 жыл бұрын
But he's a stand up comedian. So just trust him.
@bertrach6 ай бұрын
"I don't give a shit, btw..." Says the guy who won't let anyone finish a sentence while he rages about it.
@sams4717 Жыл бұрын
He’s defending so much that it kinda seems like he was doing some of the stealing…
@careylamarca7884 жыл бұрын
She steals jokes and doesn’t know how deliver them. Period.
@thebeyonder88144 жыл бұрын
You said it best, good sir
@ElanaVital834 жыл бұрын
Plus she's just a nasty person
@facejobby4 жыл бұрын
The fact you ended it by saying period made is seem like one of her jokes
@facejobby4 жыл бұрын
@shoaib btt uhhhhhhhhhhhh Ya lost me
@jool59414 жыл бұрын
Parallel thinking? Maybe once or twice, but so much of her material is stolen that the argument doesn’t hold up.
@PUNEETAM203 жыл бұрын
The amount of patience and mental fortitude joe has is amazing
@-obamium53203 жыл бұрын
Ya I would have given him the “people’s elbow”
@RickTyploosion2 жыл бұрын
Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates
@BlackandWhitecustoms2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how this conversation would have went if he didn't know Joe could kick his ass 🤔
@larsonfamilyhouse2 жыл бұрын
I know, I couldn’t even hear this dude over all that calm
@johnnyace22872 жыл бұрын
Maybe he read buddhist texts.
@flemwad2 жыл бұрын
This guy is an advert for not taking cocaine
@NathanielJordon2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ let Joe talk for 5 seconds without interrupting him
@bclaydon14 жыл бұрын
"Hey, let's do this interview at the tempo of cocaine"
@Prezzen774 жыл бұрын
"One little bump before I go to Joe's, nobody'll know!"
@peteparker226 жыл бұрын
Amy is horrible worst comedian working today
@MrB19236 жыл бұрын
'Comedian'. She's FUCKING TERRIBLE.
@JJ-bb3jv6 жыл бұрын
I dont know...Samantha Bee may be worse...
@timothyo7186 жыл бұрын
Ben Castonia Chelsea Handler is equally as terrible.
@one7decimal2eight6 жыл бұрын
Until she came along I had not heard to a stinky vagina referred to as a small barnyard animal. She is an unfunny tryhard.
@mradd1236 жыл бұрын
war machine The difference is you could talk whatever shit you want to Lisa and she would just laugh it off, not give a fuck, and probably agree with you. Amy gets all butt hurt and political
@lueysixty-six7300 Жыл бұрын
I think she paid him to go in and run interference on this issue And God bless him he took the job because he needs the work Try and keep the heat where it belongs On Amy Schumer She's the one pulling the strings without a doubt
@AhmedEssam-hr7oc Жыл бұрын
this dude acting like he's Louis C.K or something when his wikipedia page is like one paragraph
@cochise85315 жыл бұрын
Kurt and Amy ARE joke stealing hacks.
@KevinTkt145 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tafu3534 жыл бұрын
Kurt's albums are funny and original. Shame he wrote for Amy and comes off as a knob here
@midnightsun20854 жыл бұрын
Kurt angle?
@johncurtis71864 жыл бұрын
Knock knock.. Who’s there? Kurt Metzger..... Kurt Metzger who? EXACTLY.
@MikeZ-on5lb4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 this is a good comment lol
@MikeZ-on5lb4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could heart this like on facebook lol
@johncurtis71864 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@sreeraj44684 жыл бұрын
@@johncurtis7186 thanks??? U ruined it
@danl.22204 жыл бұрын
you definitely summed up perfectly the comment I was looking for. LOL
@abelincoln4374 Жыл бұрын
Parallel thought or whatever you want to call it 100% happens in this day in age constantly. The problem with amy is it happens way too often. And there's some sketches on her show that are almost identical to older sketches, just better resolution.
@aaron4820 Жыл бұрын
Why has KZbin decided to recommend me so many videos with this angry V-Sauce guy.