Female Archetype Tier List

[@DRsideburns]

you missed so many - Broomhilda - skater who doesnt skate - commune rug - Ophelia - heiress - Cascadian demi-femme - librarian - Ash's mom

[@hezuikn]

what about the demi-human slave?

[@gustavsjokvist2668]

the hell is a commune rug? like the entire communes cum rug?

[@tu_nonna_emiliana]

ok the skater who doesn't skate is just a normie

[@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2]

Commune rug BRUHHHHH

[@aleisshiki3649]

Tf is commune rug?

[@lennykelly3752]

Jreg saying no to nurse girl because of lack of job security when he’s a KZbinr is some sort of level of irony that I’ve forgotten from being trapped in the jRegular arc for too long

[@Brentjr94]

He needs someone to balance

[@jfurycat]

please save us from jRegular arc hell and return us to extremism...

[@ComdostMeme]

That's why he needs someone with job security

[@termiterasin]

they already belong to the doctors

[@andrewferguson6901]

You misunderstand. Jreg leads a cult, the videos could be anywhere

[@kairumustdie]

Implying that Stacey's Mom does not have it going on is the most controversial thing you've ever done

[@claireschweizer4765]

And she's not all that I want and I haven't waited for so long.

[@minah6535]

Stacy can't you see you're just the right one for me, know cus I'm always right, been in love with stacy since first sight

[@bosstoober8782]

yeah but her dad is actually pretty rad

[@ic5889]

@@bosstoober8782 ive heard hes a real chad

[@itsyaboydanno7143]

She does have elicitation of _a prettee strong primal fear_ goin on though

[@sdagoth3037]

This will be so helpful to young women who are still deciding what box to put themselves in.

[@farielflower]

It's best when the boxes are very far from one another

[@Dorf274]

We won't need any of these oppressive boxes when we inevitably have the freedom to just never interact with other humans outside of a digital medium!

[@kazkaz756]

​@@Dorf274 you go girl 😜!

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

Oval* you shapist bigot

[@itsyaboydanno7143]

​@@Dorf274you'll never escape the jregtriarchy that way

[@sqilluy]

as a man, seeing 'jreg fan' makes me feel really included in this female archetypes list

[@normanclatcher]

Reminds me a bit of Christianity. How the Church is supposedly the "Bride of Christ" and how Heaven will start off with a wedding feast.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

There's a female jreg fan inside all of us (they like pegging)

[@Ayavanni]

@@jesustyronechrist2330 hi

[@Wertsir]

There’s nothing stopping men from being female except their primal fear. Move beyond the overton window of gender. Gender centrism is for losers, be a gender extremist. If you’re not at least a _little_ anarcho-female I don’t want to know you.

[@JessicaMorgani]

@@Ayavanni Are you going to tell me you're a woman??? In this comment section?

[@dietjeffrey]

Jreg is the only youtuber I know of who’s equipment gets worse as his sub count goes up

[@joshualodder1567]

Jreg is the only youtuber

[@magimon91834]

He has a channel? I thought it was just a series of schizophrenic delusions I was going through

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

@@joshualodder1567 Big if true

[@champagne.future5248]

Allow me to introduce you to IBXToycat’s second channel

[@arnspyarchi6040]

@@champagne.future5248 second channel, don't care

[@clavius0131]

When you said you wouldn’t date an autistic woman I started sobbing. But when you said that you would date a schizophrenic girl, I stopped crying and smiled. Thanks Jreg!

[@FreeAllenWrench]

Wow, 2 badges of honor. How are you so brave?

[@clavius0131]

@@FreeAllenWrench I’m God’s strongest soldier

[@frogless_]

She just like me

[@nohintshere]

i started crying when he said no to autistic women but then i remembered i'm a guy

[@poopiheadinc.3851]

​@@nohintshere jreg has that effect on ppl

[@devinodriscoll]

The fact that he’s just deciding when he’s joking based off of what would be funnier is great lmao

[@quillclock]

he's done it! and no one know if he is joking

[@misosalmonfromthecheesecak3387]

Very hyper meta ironic of him to fall into a state of delusion!!!!

[@falseprofit9801]

haha good one jreg 😔

[@Phil_hope]

he basicly validated the Transes, can't believe a single woman watches this.

[@hazerion9070]

He's just like me fr fr

[@RockiesCanada]

Horse girl was heavily missed. Huge primal fear for me

[@theMRsome12]

Ah yes. But you forgot my friend. Horse girls are no longer women. They are more horse than girl.

[@Mag_ladroth]

@@theMRsome12 I think me meant the other kind of horse girl

[@theMRsome12]

@@Mag_ladroth that's what THEY want you to think. Horsegirls are the real reptillians.

[@calebhoward9555]

Just got through with a divorce with a horse girl. Can confirm. Be careful for horse girls without horses. They are just as dangerous.

[@Codec264]

Horse girl = autistic girl, it's literally just female incarnation of train boy

[@rorocash1376]

So to summarize your type: You want a woman that can look after your needs but not be competitive with your ego i.e you want to date your mom who also likes stuff you like and is within your age range. Freud is so right.

[@alice80085]

So true.

[@yungcunt1717]

gulp

[@marekmedien]

wow thats literally me!

[@TheJackoning]

I get no respect here I tell ya no respect

[@caralho5237]

Well not really. Even if you had a horrible fiend of a mom you'll still most likely look for a woman with those traits. Those traits are simply tye most attractive from an evolutionary standpoint

[@Alchemeri]

Jreg saying he wouldn't go for autistic girls but would go for schizo girls is the probably the worst thing that has happened to the ASD community this decade

[@evedotcom]

💔 hoping this is just part of his JRegular era while he is in deep denial about his own autism

[@abelhapedras]

I for one feel relieved

[@AnimeProphet666]

Seriously. This may be his worst take even for lolz

[@daftie-]

have you dated autists? awful people in their own small world. schizes at least dont have empathy issues

[@silly_on_]

Real

[@ArabianStasi]

I watched this video within 30 seconds because my pathological connection is so strong with you jREG, this parasocial relationship is so great for my mental wellbeing!

[@Antibailiffbacchus]

if you want another parasocial relationship, try out the channel memeanalysis.

[@Paul.......]

I feel very close with him probably closer than you even

[@justagull1498]

Shut up guys, I'm the closest to jREGORY, he loves ME the most out of all his parasocial friends

[@hezuikn]

@@justagull1498 fr

[@hschan5976]

Ah this must be Stacey's dad Stasi

[@MoreLikeMagicMan]

Wine aunt? Why not?

[@xronium]

wine aunt? why did he use homestuck fanart

[@terrarianangel8274]

HE USED ROXY’s does he have someone who edits these or is he making it himself??

[@aradiamegido2965]

Himself

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

@@terrarianangel8274 he knows his types :v)

[@sithdude2436]

​@@terrarianangel8274 Judging by his content, it wouldn't surprise me if JrEg was a Homestuck enjoyer. Purely ironically of course.

[@thatcherblackwood]

this is definitely something a normal person would upload

[@FreeAllenWrench]

Oh? did you figure out which girl you were and get mad?

[@branislavcunta7763]

Overton Window for normality has slided way of into distance a long time ago

[@Andreastheduck]

@Joëlle Weetjewel wait, I'm kinda new to this channel. does he change name based on the arch? how many archs he been through so far?!

[@radiokitty9007]

@@FreeAllenWrench Quit being cringe in the comments, and enjoy the shitpost that is this video.

[@FreeAllenWrench]

@@radiokitty9007 awh, you're upset. Come on. You gotta share which one you are. I promise I won't judge. I swear. I really really do.

[@michaelpanariello6044]

Can't wait for the Male Archetype coming by Fathers Day

[@timisontube]

It fucking better can you imagine lmfao

[@matroqueta6825]

I need this so badly

[@abelhapedras]

I need that

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

It happened

[@timisontube]

ive got great news

[@roseprecision]

This should be an essential inclusion to every tinder profile.

[@s0nnyburnett]

would save everybody a lot of time, mandatory on all dating sites and to be determined by other users

[@somerandomname3124]

Iris and Tastebuds are kind of like that but like any other dating app get far too limited in who you're allowed to date if you're not just into basic girls and only get 3 likes because the gender ratio is 9 men to 1 woman on average on every single app, and it costs money to boost your profile. For both I only ever got algorithm choices for women 30, 50 miles, sometimes multiple states away from me, and it took only one second on Tastebuds to realize no one on that app likes the music I do so I deleted it in the same hour I installed it.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

This is just horoscopes for jreg fans

[@sonoflethal]

@@jesustyronechrist2330 how is this anything like a horoscope

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

@@sonoflethal It's the hidden code that makes the world function. Saying this or horoscopes aren't real is like saying Santa isn't real.

[@KarmasAB123]

"Damsel? NOT IN THIS ECONOMY!" Man's got his priorities straight.

[@IamINERT]

had me on the floor 😂

[@0dayrepairs]

>says no to BPD >says yes to yandere A true man of culture

[@OsirusHandle]

BPD girl is the highest on the hot scale but also on the crazy scale. if u find it satisfying to be suicidal over your lover treating you badly, this is the one for you.

[@FreeAllenWrench]

I guess he doesn't want his suffering to be drawn out.

[@normanclatcher]

Even better, he accidentally used the primal fear color for it when it was just a wouldn't. Proves he sees Yan on the theoretical level, which is exactly the level of possibility they want you think they operate at, being peak Manics.

[@Krystaline_music]

Damn, but us bpd guys don’t get the hotness bonus, we’re just crazy.

[@Ppxl88]

@@OsirusHandle yandere girls are basically BPD/ avoidant

[@SrRurik]

I dispute the claim that Southern is a cottage core/eco fash/forest woman, i'd say she is american trad adjacent, old conservative, midwest hunstwoman girl instead, the cottage core -> eco fash -> esoteric forest druid girl, they are an entirely different entity type, they tend to have depictions/paintings of pagan women as their pfps and forest/space related emojis on their usernames (which are never easy to pronounce).

[@basedandchristpilled]

We have found the expert (And by we I mean my multiple personalities)

[@falseprofit9801]

Also jregular lies because I swear to god they banged after that collab

[@yungcash2735]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@tu_nonna_emiliana]

this is the "these fascists are not actually fascists" take and what's funny is that you're kinda right lmao

[@ianian4162]

​@@tu_nonna_emiliana Well, yeah. What even is a "fascist" nowadays? The term it utterly rhetorical.

[@HunterTracks]

I love that none of us actually know what "would" and "wouldn't" refer to. Sure, we get the assumption, but for all we know it could be anything from "marry" to "write passive-agressive spam mail to".

[@ultraaquamarine]

I think its just "hang out with" 🙂

[@ripl0x]

You lost me at tomboys. They're the better version of a pick-me cause they're genuine about it and not just doing it to be liked or noticed.

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Based

[@TheLurker1647]

And that's the problem. I don't want a woman with interests or hobbies of her own, I want one that just pretends to like mine. That takes effort (and a lack of self-esteem - major plus!).

[@poopiheadinc.3851]

​@@TheLurker1647 RUMPELSTILTSKIN CHECKPOINT! WEAVE A ROOM FULL OF GOLD OR HAVE UR BABIES EATEN

[@sabrinabenitezsalazar6481]

he said it wasn't a would or a wouldn't, he's just scared of them

[@Telados]

@@sabrinabenitezsalazar6481 Someday he will start loving the kind of woman that will actually just kill him

[@joey19931226]

I can see a need for a woman that tells jreg what he needs to do and laughs at his racially charged and societally awkward jokes

[@Art-bk6vv]

Don't we all need a woman that tells jreg what he needs to do and laughs at his racially-charged and societally-awkward jokes?

[@leteethgirl8778]

You're describing the maternal archetype, and of course I'm certain they would be very into him for this reason.

[@LAZER_US]

Poor guy

[@mugstanmuggy7041]

My favourite female archetype is someone whos nice to me

[@monnicamii]

vazed

[@FreeAllenWrench]

He was only putting real ones up there.

[@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2]

​@@FreeAllenWrench Some people exist outside of archetypes, sometimes.

[@zkcrisyee]

“Soft girl” and “trad wife” would like to have a word with you. Also “caretaker” and “mom mom”.

[@chamberv5261]

​@@zkcrisyee side eye😐

[@zoey5072]

Received this on my home page; I read the title and thumbnail thought, “If watch this, I know gain nothing from it.” I am done watching the video, and my suspicions were accurate! Thank you Jreg!

[@gereraltbone12346]

I really need to give ten percent of my income to jreg

[@christopherangstadt926]

The Church of Latter-Day Jreg

[@frogless_]

Start tithing

[@HiSodiumContent]

What is that, like 2 bucks a month?

[@JD-jl4yy]

Based

[@gereraltbone12346]

@@HiSodiumContent right now if I have jreg ten percent of my checking account he would get 50 cents

[@seesaweffect8095]

seeing homestuck in a jreg video was like a sucker punch directly to my psyche

[@thaumaTurtles]

You really can't fight it...

[@normanclatcher]

​@@thaumaTurtles it's weird and random

[@xronium]

@@normanclatcher but it's the greatest fandom

[@twins.Armageddon]

WHAT.

[@robinhoodproductions5102]

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT JREG ACTUALLY. he’s a dirk strider kinnie. NO. even further. this man kins Bro

[@catmar123ful]

I KNEW thinking I had a chance with you wasn't just another one of my delusions

[@terdragontra8900]

we're all attracted to jreg and all not good enough for him

[@kombuchas4684]

When Jreg marks "would" for femcels but "wouldn't" for virgins 🤨

[@sniedendepoes]

Misandry is hot

[@basedandchristpilled]

Sussus.....

[@TheNewMaxico]

I see NO PROBLEM there!

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

@@sniedendepoes I want a woman that just doesn't want me.

[@Heezbungus]

@@andrasfogarasi5014 that's sad

[@cksupreme]

I feel like there were definitely some archetypes missing from this list, the most prominent of them being the "dominatrix" and the "girl-genius", the latter of which is pretty interesting because you could have some cool sub-catagories ranging from female equivalents of Sherlock Holmes to Light Yagami.

[@zkcrisyee]

Yeah well if you think of the “Bayonetta” type of gal, that falls both under the “dominatrix” and “dommy mommy” type, so kind of similar to the “wine aunt” and “mommy” tiers Jreg put in there.

[@cksupreme]

@@zkcrisyee Was "dommy momm" and "wine aunt" in there? If so then I totally missed it, but that would definitely cover the bases for "dominatrix" and "sophisticated lady" titles I guess. Doesn't excuse "Girl-genius" and it's subcategories being missing though.

[@lavasqrl702]

What about Spartan and SS Burgundian?

[@cksupreme]

@@lavasqrl702 I was thinking of the female warrior archetype as well, but I feel like that could probably fall into female Chad. Personally I still feel "Amazonian" deserves it's own category though.

[@What-thaW]

This is all so cool and normalpilled!

[@MarcillaSmith]

Beige-pilled

[@sarahs8371]

Now we need a male archetype tier list

[@elianasteele553]

glad to know jreg has a primal fear of me when Im a boring enough person to be watching this 7 minutes after it was uploaded

[@daniellemorris63]

You’re a girlboss?

[@nonagonguy6121]

Your a gaslight gatekeep ?

[@myfacern7232]

Gigastacy is that you? :o

[@TrugoyEveryDay]

Since 3 dudes got lured in, probably a siren. But eyy, I would

[@lavasqrl702]

​@@TrugoyEveryDay The siren is not the only option. She could be a succubus.

[@jayjaymoss_]

Nice one Jreg It's always nice to fear woman sometimes, As a Woman I fear Women too, I identify myself with the category WFW acronym for Women fear Women (and you missed the Extroverted Apolitical girl/ Kabbalah girl, I don't feel seen enough)

[@Antibailiffbacchus]

based kabbalah enjoyer

[@KarmasAB123]

Kabbalah is arguably a spinoff of witch, which he did cover.

[@AntiBlastic]

Wow lol made my day

[@LordVader1094]

wtf is a kabbalah girl lmao

[@or6060]

you are actually pixie or joker type based on the comment

[@aandysworldd]

jreg turned me into a woman

[@bishop534]

Sammmeeeee based and pinkpilled🏳️‍⚧️

[@counterfeit1148]

Bloody hell

[@noaag]

4:24 goddammit jreg i had never heard of dark academia before this mention, this sent me down a rabbit hole of learning about the most pretentious, classist, romanticizing aesthetic ever. it's like the "depression and addiction are beautiful" side of tumblr had a baby with a dead white guy

[@olaf-chan-728]

Dark academia is just, havard with dark clothes....

[@lalosalamanca3814]

@@olaf-chan-728 Dark academic types make me feel free, misunderstood gems fr

[@eee33645]

How is it pretentious? Is it because dark academia aestheticises knowledge when nobody really cares about it and is only in it for the fashion?

[@lacku2677]

You still have time to delete this

[@elaqgarahulelpon1479]

Nope, already downloaded onto my Hard-drive.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

Help me.

[@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug]

Cool it with the anti-based remarks.

[@vladiiidracula235]

I am downloading this as we speak.

[@west8715]

There are already 7 reuploads its to late

[@OliverBeebe]

you've buried and unburied yourself from so many different layers of irony that i have lost all sense of what is a joke, which means i can assume everything is a joke. thus, this is the funniest video i've ever seen!

[@CorwinTheOneAndOnly]

3:52 for the very first genuine laugh out of him on this entire channel.

[@inlimbo1714]

I got scared there. He is really starting to lose his mind.

[@raniyapaniya]

when i heard his genuine laugh i got worried.

[@Probepackung]

can we expect a (platonic) male archetype tier list next? I really want to deepen my parasocial relationship

[@dalek1147]

Why platonic?

[@zkcrisyee]

@@dalek1147 😏

[@rq96]

@@dalek1147 Exactly. Personally I'd be very interested to know whether jreg would fuck me or not.

[@abelhapedras]

platonic? no. fully sexual.

[@xeo873]

why platonic when you can extend your parasocial relationship as deep inside of you as possible !

[@monnicamii]

This is a 7 minute Tinder profile

[@lokkomotive8153]

The fact you put kidology when saying femcels 💀

[@JD-jl4yy]

There's like 800 layers here for a psychiatrist to get into here but I'm not brave enough for any of them.

[@TheGogglebrothers]

a REAL centrist would upload a Male Archetype tier list as well smh

[@greywolf7577]

He's a centrist not a bisexual.

[@TheGogglebrothers]

@@greywolf7577 what's the difference?

[@alice80085]

@@TheGogglebrothers LMFAOO ily for this

[@ultraaquamarine]

And now you have it~ He revealed himself as pan in that video too I think

[@garycaracol4365]

Way to go JRekory!. You really showed those Canadian nurses who lack job security compared to pursing KZbin as a career due to the collapsed Canadian healthcare who's boss

[@De_La_Evo]

The fucking graph at the end through me off guard so badly

[@warrenakash185]

Nice one, Jreg! You really showed those women who's the boss.

[@milo5315]

Wow! Thanks jREG, I'm learning so much about women from this list! Now I'll know what archetype a potential girlfriend is if I ever meet a woman!

[@alexanderjanna]

Primal fear to all of them

[@arsenal4444]

please elaborate how

[@ungrave5231]

me too...

[@Alexcutspie]

😂

[@alexanderjanna]

@@arsenal4444 w*men scare me on a primal level. I can't stand them.

[@globalamoeba8910]

@@alexanderjanna y not

[@concussed_9532]

One of the few jREG videos that made me audibly say "What the fuck am I watching?"

[@timisontube]

To paraphrase another comment, “a 7 minute long tinder profile”

[@sunflowersamurai10]

Thats every video

[@somerandomname3124]

I started screaming when he said he "Would" for Gacy, and I realized he wasn't just going to treat the video like a joke and put "Wouldn't " and "Primal Fear" for the entire video then go "Uh oh looks like I won't be able to date anyone." Then I went into the shower and cried for 3 hours before passing out.

[@thatguy4076]

Very cool content jregular! I found your opinion on the “femcel” girl to be a tad bit odd but otherwise you had very normal and enjoyable content! Looking forward to your next upload 🤠

[@normanclatcher]

I didn't get it either until I saw he was talking about Kidology as his frame of reference. Now, to be clear, I still don't get any, and I get not getting it, but I'm of the opinion that she could actually make a difference for some of these people who don't get it, and/or don't know why they can't get it, or don't understand why those who don't know why they can't get it carry on about not getting it. "And I like less than half of you half of what you all deserve." -Bilbo Baggins

[@kubli365]

​@@normanclatcher I don't get it

[@normanclatcher]

@@kubli365 Same.

[@radiokitty9007]

Pretty sure half of these are satire and half of these aren’t.

[@greenstat1c]

After a straight minute without seeing a single bit of green I thought this was gonna be a joke video where Jreg put Orange or Red for literally every girl in the list and just ended with "Shoot, guess I'm gay now."

[@Trazynn]

3:17 the exact moment jREG figured out how to increase the brush size in the Procreate app.

[@luckyc4t110]

WARNING: HOMESTUCK JUMPSCARE AT 6:42, BE CAREFUL

[@ciderz]

I wish I had seen your comment before I watched this entire 6 month old video. I can't do this rn the homestuck off guard.

[@gooseconsumer2698]

When jreg puts a homestuck image in his video you know that the world is ending

[@dechair3113]

This is my favourite video about the state of Healthcare in Canada! I think Ford is definitely a Femcel

[@toaster317]

6:42 Jreg has officially featured Homestuck in his videos. The descent begins.

[@TomerShneor]

4:05 " I really love a woman who could actually just kill me"

[@Autconscipatheonive]

Someone needs to make an actual tierlist template of this.

[@mimisaur5000]

i'd go insane on it

[@ungrave5231]

I'm glad you made no statement on jreg fan. now it's up in there air so you still have the chance to get with a fan of yours, without openly greenlighting it.

[@sundrythis]

you discovering the advantages of the airbrush over the lining tool 💖

[@em97c]

I'm glad you're aware of her BC I'd love to see you chat to Kidology, maybe about the differences between "centrist" and "apolitical" idk I think there's a lot of room for you guys to have a very interesting conversation

[@baylenlucas8923]

Canadian Nurse Girl: "Have you considered MAID?"

[@quinnm.3127]

🥶

[@appa609]

Maids are pretty hot

[@wiegraf9009]

Maid is obviously a "not in this economy" according to his logic

[@quinnm.3127]

@@wiegraf9009 (*MAiD, not maid)

[@TurtleChad1]

A turtle approves of this tier list

[@arsenal4444]

Good Dog

[@jaygged6472]

Praise the dog

[@bighillraft]

"I'd fuck a turtle" - pewdiepie

[@arsenal4444]

@@bighillraft LMFAO [citation needed]

[@termiterasin]

Marking tomboys red is a sin, I thought Spongebob already enlightened everyone

[@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug]

Even worse, he described pick-me's the way you describe tomboys and choose them.

[@superfeel1275]

@@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug its true tho a pick me will pretend to like traditionaly male hobbies in order to get attention. While tomboys is the honest version of that as they dont do it for attention

[@ccfffvbbbbbffg1774]

It makes sense. Just because jre's scared of girls who like 'men things' that doesn't mean jre's scared of girls who pretend to like them.

[@jakeystarsuper]

I don’t understand what are you saying?

[@doesntmatterhuh386]

Being a girl and seeing Jreg staring into the camera when saying Jreg fan is like

[@jauxro]

I shouldn't collapse dead when Miss Homestuck appears as an example of Wine Aunt, but here I am. Aneurysing

[@VivBrodock]

I was absolutely not ready for Homestuck fanart in a jREG video. 10/10

[@wititches6708]

5:10 I was watching this with my grandma in the room, and she heard it, thanks jREG, thanks a lot.

[@bighillraft]

Why would you watch a jreg video in the presence of another human, no common sense smh

[@zkcrisyee]

It would only be a logical next step to have a male archetype tierlist. Jreg is the type of guy who is high enough in Openness to do it and have a good laugh at the 100 shades of gray in between the Chad vs Virgin / Dopamine Intello Hipster vs Grounded Farmer different axis’s of the Masculine Archetype Compass.

[@kubli365]

Say it ain't so. I can't believe Jregular isn't tomboy-pilled. I am aghast. Edit: alright that Kidology femcel joke made up for that.

[@jakeystarsuper]

That’s because he doesn’t fetishize the shit out of them like you guys do

[@malmedian8706]

6:42 You killed me in one hit with the homestuck jumpscare

[@tu_nonna_emiliana]

i never though i would say this out loud but damn, jREG is literally the patriarchy

[@roger4lead6]

Oh sht ! I may be dumb enough to ask but why’s that ???

[@tu_nonna_emiliana]

@@roger4lead6 FEMALE TIERLIST, "i don't like any woman who is more powerful than me". He is explicitly treating people as objects of desire and he is clearly signaling that he wants to be in control of the relationship. As soon as you wander out of what a female should be (according to patriarchal standards) he doesn't like and that's of course part of the meta-joke

[@tu_nonna_emiliana]

imma go touch grass now

[@roger4lead6]

@@tu_nonna_emiliana ohhhhhh okkk and lol !

[@greywolf7577]

@@tu_nonna_emiliana Aren't relationships supposed to be equal? So it makes sense he'd not want to be in a relationship where he was treated as second class. The Patriarchy would like the Trad girl only and his choices aren't based on that. This kind of list is something that no one would have any problem with if it were a woman doing it about men. I love that Jreg is sort of a give no shits kind of guy and just does whatever he finds funny.

[@eiknarfp6391]

I like how this shows more about your honest belief system than any of your other videos

[@LionKimbro]

Ramona Flowers *is* a Dream Girl, and potentially a Pixy, but she is definitely not Manic, and thus she cannot be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

[@DumbMeditations]

this is jreg's clever way of saying he is looking for a sugar momma

[@b__c7538]

Of course Jreg chose would on Yanderes, he developed an entire game around that premise

[@claireschweizer4765]

Jreg, if you're gonna include "autism" "BPD" (which tbf I don't see very different than "boyfriend girl") and "schizo" then you have to include adhd

[@normanclatcher]

ADHD is more of an undercurrent rather than a full-on type. It can manifest as sporty, ditzy, hyperacademic, restless/manic, obsessive... It's all over the map, and if you read between the lines for it, he's generally down. ... (Hi again, btw)

[@claireschweizer4765]

@@normanclatcher hi 🤣

[@sithdude2436]

That's because he'd need a new color for how hot they are

[@pizza134]

That could just be the manic pixie dream girl

[@zia2804]

MPDG are mostly ADHD girls tbh, only the cutesy tolerable part tho

[@aetmud]

you think i wouldnt notice you put a picture of roxy lalonde up for wine aunt

[@SoVidushi]

This is probably my new favourite video of yours.

[@welcometothecircus_]

Jreg: I like women who are like me … mostly

[@specticulrtainment1809]

the best part about a nurse girl is that you can make a stupid animaniacs reference

[@basedandchristpilled]

Silence furry

[@bobbot5400]

The wisdom of the few is overruled by those who are many. Take that as you will

[@matroqueta6825]

jREG dropping the Homestuck reference in 2023 what a true sigma

[@connorallan3284]

I'm so glad this was released in the first week of women's history month, so he could educate the masses in the correct month. Great work jREG!

[@cantaloupegodling352]

"Wine aunt" I know what you are.

[@orionparsons7631]

6:43 jreg has read Homestuck why am I not surprised

[@crookbrother]

I kept screaming red the entire video. Thank you, Joseph Regular, for taking all of the women that are irredeemable.

[@appleseed8282]

So confirmed 100% jREG would Roxy Lolonde.

[@thaumaTurtles]

This is weird because is Roxy more wine aunt or more mom

[@denimator05]

Glad to see another person who understands the yandere appeal. As I always like to say, no blood on her hands means the relationship's too bland. Plus a few shared secrets is always nice for strengthening bonds!

[@dogchaser520]

We're literally just Jreg's collective therapist

[@KR4FTW3RK]

From past experiences, BPD relationships are short, mad rollercoasters 100% of the time. Takes desperation, costs everything you have - including the ability to trust other people.

[@dudebro765]

This is why I donate money to your Patreon. Never change.

[@mdihero]

as an aspie, based stay far away from us

[@peloidvoid1619]

2:46 when he said that it felt like his eyes x-rayed into me

[@burnystabbyguy]

okay now you gotta do one for male archetypes

[@burnystabbyguy]

It also has to be would, wouldn't, and primal fear.

[@someguy1894]

everybody wants a goth gf, until there is makeup on their pillows

[@llortaton2834]

Good vid jREG great job, keep being a normi we like it!

[@cosmiqoutcast]

Please do male archetypes next :D I need to analyze my taste in men

[@greywolf7577]

He isn't gay so his choices would be based on friendship, which would be very different criteria than what he is using to analyze female archetypes.

[@cosmiqoutcast]

@@greywolf7577 True I guess. But friendships are great as well :D

[@ChaosophysOldYT]

you can see he colored ‘jreg fan’ red right at the end when he zooms out