Do me a favour and let's all collectively forget I made this one / mc_swm / greg.guevara
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@wurttmapper22002 жыл бұрын
I have melolagnia. There is some music that is very sexy to me, specially tropical and pop songs. For example, the very sexualized music and stuff that matches the rythm of sex and so on.
@maverick94092 жыл бұрын
Any examples?
@Error01012 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@screed49792 жыл бұрын
Do you need to have music playing to set the mood for sex with another person, or are you literally turned on just by the music itself (like some people get goosebumps from music, but does it make you aroused)? I have the same question for dendrophiliacs if there are any out there, would they need to be in a forest to have sex with another person, or do they literally want to jump a tree's branches?
@noidea25682 жыл бұрын
Junior egg pinned this, what a madman.
@DeeKeyLP2 жыл бұрын
this is normal. this music is meant to be sexy. on the other hand, if you have a boner listening to this music, i kinda envy you :)
@petersmythe64622 жыл бұрын
This list be like: 1. People who like butts. 2. People who like gruesome murder and cannibalism of children in front of their parents. 3. People who like becoming a refrigerator.
@AdamTheCannon Жыл бұрын
This is true.
@eclogites Жыл бұрын
fuf
@LordComradeAnarchoCapitalus Жыл бұрын
Ooh, I think I might have one of those three
@Swift_LN Жыл бұрын
The three genders
@intergraphenic Жыл бұрын
@@LordComradeAnarchoCapitalus fridge
@aurora68492 жыл бұрын
I love how the criteria for the ratings is never disclosed, and the ratings are never really consistent, he just goes with the vibe
@Sillymodezeenith2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I sat through the entire video wondering what the numbers mean
@natalie-37372 жыл бұрын
I think the higher up the numbers are the worse he considers them or the more intense they are?? Because the ones involving murder and p3dophilia were immediate “10”s, but the more common ones like biting were down to like 0.8. He also talks about how bad it is that he’s wincing at the ones labeled 4s, implying that means they are tame in comparison to the rest. He never clarifies a system though this was me using what I remember about contextual analysis from my 10th grade English class LMAO
@placeholder38632 жыл бұрын
I think it was based on rarity
@Jenna_Talia2 жыл бұрын
I've always thought it was based on severity.
@natalie-37372 жыл бұрын
@@Jenna_Talia yeah that’s what I was thinking
@Zinyak123452 жыл бұрын
Chremastistophilia must be really awkward for muggers. Just imagine trying to rob someone and then they're super into it.
@El-de6nj2 жыл бұрын
if i was doing a friendly mugging and somebody moaned, i feel i would beg them to mug me so i can be stripped of all my previous possession and start a new life. after that, i would gaslight myself into believing the mugging incident never happened.
@stm78102 жыл бұрын
@@El-de6nj Pro gamer move, be horny all the time, it ruins everyone else's plans.
@siriuslywastaken2 жыл бұрын
can confirm as someone who's into this I am immune to most forms of attack because I just enjoy it
@El-de6nj2 жыл бұрын
@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy i don't want my last memory to be somebody on their knees begging me to steal their panera bread gift card
@prestonthebeston17352 жыл бұрын
“I’ll fucking shoot you if you don’t give me your wallet” “OH YEAH”
@The21stGamer9 ай бұрын
The original comment told you to "speedrun every fetishistic disorder". I think they meant you should develop every single fetish in as little time as possible.
@lunakm7649 ай бұрын
I would pay to see that
@marchadow39579 ай бұрын
Lmao underrated comment
@JimJimJi6 ай бұрын
felon speedrun
@dannyxcat6 ай бұрын
i laughed way too hard
@eroth10083 ай бұрын
Jreg causing car accidents:
@Wertsir2 жыл бұрын
I like how some of these are less fetishes and more felonies or acts of terrorism.
@NamelessCth2 жыл бұрын
You clearly don't understand that people commit Heavily Terrorist attacks because they're horny
@Sillymodezeenith2 жыл бұрын
@@NamelessCth everyone knows the best cure for a boner is to cause excessive violence !
@brody54092 жыл бұрын
Crash was a documentary.
@ayyylmao1012 жыл бұрын
@@NamelessCth The more sensual among the people prefer the Lightly Terrorist approach
@vincentmalasawmkimajongte74892 жыл бұрын
@@NamelessCth 72 virgins be like:
@thefinalfrontear2 жыл бұрын
symphorophilia meaning “witnessing or causing disasters” is HYSTERICAL when you consider how much that sounds like ‘Sims 4’ophilia
@lie-rose2 жыл бұрын
literally supervillain backstory
@kidsauce11722 жыл бұрын
ong
@quantumblur_31452 жыл бұрын
80% of youtubers backstory
@avs.12_2 жыл бұрын
hella underrated comment
@OrigamiAhsoka2 жыл бұрын
“YES, MY SIMS ARE DYING IN A TRAGIC FIRE!!! 😩”
@Good_luck_.10 ай бұрын
This list went from: “I like boobs” To: “im sexually attracted to smoke alarms”
@duckworthlover9119 ай бұрын
it went from let's hold hands to vomit on me
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS9 ай бұрын
Penis are cool to put me in a blender bit by bit and drink me
@alfieravenguard45949 ай бұрын
It went from "i want to eat you~;)" To "I want to eat you."
@identity_undetermined9 ай бұрын
I mean..
@errortrek22909 ай бұрын
@@alfieravenguard4594 Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick
@peachy.j11 ай бұрын
For the average people a walk in the park means something is really easy, but for people with dendrophilia that means something is hard.
@brandealda586810 ай бұрын
Yeah something is definitely hard 😉
@existentialchaos810 ай бұрын
Underrated comment here.
@Millticker5 ай бұрын
Good joke
@broxrosenfeld84184 ай бұрын
Adding a bit more wood to the forest, eh?
@supotter377Ай бұрын
Taking the term “tree hugger” a bit too seriously
@MrEt8942 жыл бұрын
“Turning a human being into a piece of furniture” That’s a 10 out of 10. The dedication and craftsmenship it takes to pick out someone who would make a good table and then turn them into a table is impressive af. Also how did people discover this fetish? There’s no movies about it to my knowledge. House of wax and leather face are similar. But who made the jump to furniture? Has it been attempted?
@amby-mo3vk2 жыл бұрын
Didn't ed gein make a bunch of human items?
@peacefindersimply50012 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't look to deep into it, unless your into it of course lol
@valeriarossini5432 жыл бұрын
wait, are we talking about actual furniture? I thought it was about getting someone to act like a coffee table or smth
@valeriarossini5432 жыл бұрын
@@amby-mo3vk indeed, I think he also made clothes
@jaayfall2112 жыл бұрын
Probably dream Stans, i have seen some """""""""""fanart""""""""""""" of dream turned into a chair doing the ahegao for no reason, so yeah
@welcometothecircus_2 жыл бұрын
monotizationophilia: derives sexual satisfaction from the monetization of content released to the public
@gwc69532 жыл бұрын
🤤
@nullskull68602 жыл бұрын
dear god.
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS2 жыл бұрын
How dare you reveal every KZbinrs fetish
@antimatterstudios83952 жыл бұрын
sigmaphilia
@letsspamdude56612 жыл бұрын
1.2
@Sisyphus552 жыл бұрын
thank u jreg this made my holiday shopping wayyyy easier this year
@twl1482 жыл бұрын
Hi
@reynoldskynaston95292 жыл бұрын
9.3
@kit26912 жыл бұрын
daddy
@ckv9542 жыл бұрын
My strongest parasocial relationship! Hi there
@letsspamdude56612 жыл бұрын
4.3
@samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354 Жыл бұрын
The learning one is funny to me. "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." *"Oh hell yeah it is..."*
@JDT-Loadsamoney Жыл бұрын
“Yes daddy, TRIGONOMETRY”
@kneesandtoespodcast3359 Жыл бұрын
Ohh simplify my radicals!!
@_TRB_ Жыл бұрын
"Yeah Mr. white,yes,science!"
@algirdasltu1389 Жыл бұрын
Nah wtf 😂
@idk19319 Жыл бұрын
Do those people just go to school with a massive boner all the time I don't get it
@kaibaiarrio1299 Жыл бұрын
This was wild, the way it goes from "holding hands" to "mutilation fuck parties"
@why_oh_elle Жыл бұрын
from "trees" to "staging car crashes'
@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li Жыл бұрын
As a frequent participant I can confirm the mutilation fuck parties are very wild.
@dunguswungus35910 ай бұрын
mutilation fuck party is a great band name
@Jeda_Tragumee10 ай бұрын
Essentially, the Fall of the Aeldari summarised in 1 sentence LOL
@iawindowss406110 ай бұрын
@@dunguswungus359 Sounds like the name of a Brutal Death Metal song
@Drekromancer2 жыл бұрын
I'm a therapist that had to take a Human Sexuality class. It brings me so much joy to watch someone else get staggered by the full range of human degeneracy. We really do be wildin.
@bloop61112 жыл бұрын
Maybe I read this wrong, but as a therapist, you view fetishes as… degeneracy? Yikes
@Drekromancer2 жыл бұрын
@@bloop6111 No, of course not. I'm just speaking the local language. 🙂 That was a rather quick judgment from you, though. Maybe next time try asking first. I respect sexual diversity for what it is. Humans are fascinating, and their perspectives are so varied - and I've been seeing that for long enough that I can take it for granted. That said? People usually struggle to wrap their heads around the full range of sexual diversity at first - and it _never_ stops being funny. So here I am, laughing and eating popcorn while Jreg gets more information than he bargained for. He'll get used to it eventually. 😂
@Drekromancer2 жыл бұрын
@@bloop6111 I totally wish Human Sexuality classes were mandatory and common though. Sexuality is a HUGE dimension of human experience that affects EVERYTHING, and yet we try not to talk about it or think about it too hard. But that class made the whole world make sense. I highly recommend reading up on human sexuality whenever you get the chance!
@bloop61112 жыл бұрын
@@Drekromancer that was why I tried to give some room for error on my part by saying “maybe I read this wrong.” As someone who goes to therapy, the idea of a therapist looking down on people in that way kind of freaked me out for a sec lol. I hope you can understand why a person might feel that way. Anyways thanks for clarifying. And yes for sure! It’s fascinating stuff ☺️
@bloop61112 жыл бұрын
@@Drekromancer (oops, part 2 because I just realized there was a read more to your first response). Hell yeah, that’s awesome! Lmao I can totally see how that could be entertaining 😆
@JREG2 жыл бұрын
It has ads lol
@OwenWithAHammer2 жыл бұрын
lol nice
@cursedalmondcookie58802 жыл бұрын
it wouldn't have it anymore!
@ifyouseekay10002 жыл бұрын
Based
@OwenWithAHammer2 жыл бұрын
Also you skipped Biastophillia
@pesto_love6292 жыл бұрын
less goo
@theverdantfern Жыл бұрын
Just an important note about human sexuality & paraphilias in general (for people who may have learned something about themselves from the list) from someone who studies this stuff for fun & for work: Just because these paraphilias exist & you may have them, it does not automatically make you a bad or evil person. Most paraphilias are not regularly explored as extremely/literally in real life, despite their sometimes-shocking descriptions. MANY paraphilias are strictly contained to the imagination or acted out via roleplay between consenting adults, etc. Human sexuality & desire are extremely complex, & simply having taboo fantasies is NOT an indicator of moral fiber. But if you DO have a more extreme paraphilia that involves perpetrating physical/sexual violence on nonconsenting parties & you ACTUALLY feel the compulsion to act on them, please seek professional help.
@user-oy4bz1wu6w11 ай бұрын
You say for work, can is ask what type of work?
@Rinniepho11 ай бұрын
This is pretty on point, I have zero professional knowledge about this topic but the difference between a possible liking driven in a healthy way and the potential acting that can harm oneself or other parties is thin but clear and even for the second one, people can still reach for help
@theverdantfern11 ай бұрын
@@user-oy4bz1wu6w I work at an adult shop; a job I sought out specifically because I’ve always been interested in human sexuality. If I ever have the time, I’m going pursue higher education in psychology & sexology.
@blokvader828311 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm someone who's into a lot of stuff, but the stuff I'm into is all legal and not vomit inducing lmao It's just like, I like hands and mouths a lot more than the average person lol, not mutilation or piss or anything.
@theverdantfern11 ай бұрын
@@blokvader8283 Certain things are illegal if enacted, but it is not illegal to simply have fantasies / urges to enact. [Paraphrasing from a Cambridge study on diagnosing paraphilic disorders here.] People don’t get to control what their body/mind responds to. A lot of these may be very unsettling & uncomfortable, but it’s not for us to cast judgment unless actual crimes are being committed. Idk why you felt the need to try to morally grandstand under an educational comment.
@monkeyluvr2 жыл бұрын
I didnt realize you were rating them on weirdness/how common they are, and not on how good they are. Once you gave cannibalism a 10 i got it.
@ayo694202 жыл бұрын
Sameeee I was so confused xD
@robinpohl27022 жыл бұрын
It's ironic basically the worse the fetish the higher the rating
@thedeusvultguy53462 жыл бұрын
@@robinpohl2702 Golf Rules.
@mitchystuff2 жыл бұрын
But like if you watch crime videos, you know how common fetish murders are so then the murder one should belower
@Moon-ci9ev2 жыл бұрын
lol same
@cahcd2 жыл бұрын
i really just sat down and watched this entire thing unprompted and uninterrupted
@dmarsub2 жыл бұрын
How much psychic damage did you take?
@cahcd2 жыл бұрын
@@dmarsub more than none
@trevsoda2 жыл бұрын
first ur everywhere on twitter now ur poppin up in the vids im watching... whats it like being a niche internet micro-celebrity
@cahcd2 жыл бұрын
@@trevsoda im not a niche internet micro celebrity i just talk alot
@vlatstrapes39312 жыл бұрын
@@dmarsub If you didn't take any does it mean you're mentally tough or broken?
@FelipeFritschF22 жыл бұрын
It is fascinating to see Greg's sanity slowly slipping by throughout the last 3 years as he slowly descends into the bizarro parallel world cultivated by his even more rabid and deranged fandom.
@atomicanachronism88492 жыл бұрын
Why does your pfp remind me of Elliot Rodger
@WiloPolis032 жыл бұрын
What is the reason for your selected profile image resembling the appearance of Elliot Rodgers
@atomicanachronism88492 жыл бұрын
@@WiloPolis03 i know, right? It's the exact same camera angle in an incredibly similar car
@WiloPolis032 жыл бұрын
@@atomicanachronism8849 Dammit I was trying to start a chain :^(
@mishaj26472 жыл бұрын
Not insanity. Just more niche and I love it
@Elloliott11 ай бұрын
i have not seen one of this man's videos before and this is a hell of a first impression
@RandomResponses245 ай бұрын
same here... o-o
@Smoothbrain-nvrm5 ай бұрын
Same
@ColinAnimate2 ай бұрын
Honestly.
@languid-4535Ай бұрын
Same lmao
@GlueSnorter22 жыл бұрын
Damn they really added “turning someone into a chair” but not “tentacles”
@commiekiller3000 Жыл бұрын
based list
@alejjtheninja5803 Жыл бұрын
True
@thatrandomautist7523 Жыл бұрын
I think that would probably be included in teratophelia? Or zoophilia if you’re talking about like.. a regular ass squid.
@ambatuBUHSURK Жыл бұрын
believe it or not, the list doesn't have a lot of fetishes. One of them being stuck in a peat bog where one enjoys gratification from being stuck in a peat bog which is like a mud pond or something.
@alejjtheninja5803 Жыл бұрын
@@ambatuBUHSURK Whaaaaat is that username
@Memer94562 жыл бұрын
When I was like 6 I saw something that said that “-philia” is the opposite of “-phobia,” and meant love. I thought it meant like a platonic love of objects, or something. I knew that claustrophobia meant you were scared of small spaces. I liked small spaces. I said something wacky.
@anisahh34262 жыл бұрын
uh oh.
@alexandramcginnis88722 жыл бұрын
I mean… you weren’t wrong.
@OrigamiAhsoka2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@obbyg4ming9052 жыл бұрын
WHAT WHAT WAS IT MEMER9456
@anisahh34262 жыл бұрын
@@obbyg4ming905 so i googled claustrophilia and it said "the love or arousal of being in tight closed spaces"...
@confused49712 жыл бұрын
Politics and fetishes have some things in common. The enjoyment of both requires a sophisticated mind and a truly broken soul
@isaiahsimmons57762 жыл бұрын
requires living in a society
@guidedexplosiveprojectileg99432 жыл бұрын
requires a pair of eyes
@dinamosflams2 жыл бұрын
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU NAILED IT!
@isaiahsimmons57762 жыл бұрын
@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 what do u have against one eyed people
@guidedexplosiveprojectileg99432 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahsimmons5776 or 1 there fixed it
@eggmon4209 ай бұрын
I’m giggling imagining someone with the poetry one talking dirty: “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? 😏”
@dred_dreamr2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a dwarf with macrophilia, life must be heaven for a guy like that.
@AverageAnnusEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
Imagine that guy having a relationship with a 6'6 person with microphillia,
@X.R.8082 жыл бұрын
Imagine a dwarf with macrophillia who's with a tall person with microphillia
@Bloxenbie2 жыл бұрын
@@X.R.808 perfectly balanced as all things should be
@Hewasnumber1 Жыл бұрын
✨relationship goals✨
@alejjtheninja5803 Жыл бұрын
@X.R Happy for them
@jblen2 жыл бұрын
Scat: sexual attraction to faeces Scatophilia: sexual attraction to obscene phone calls How did this happen?
@skeetsmcgrew32822 жыл бұрын
Scat is just a word for poop. Coprophilia is attraction to poop. People who curse when they have Tourettes have coprolalia. Linguists like to jam random latin together, idk
@userequaltoNull Жыл бұрын
Psychologists noticed guys horning it up over the phone before they saw anyone jacking it in shit, that's why.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 More like jam random latin and pseudo-latin which is actually greek
@vedal1358 Жыл бұрын
A long time ago; actually never, but also now...
@trueaidooo2 жыл бұрын
Good to be able to tell that jreg is actually somewhat sane by the fact he was disgusted by some of these
@conradcooper27102 жыл бұрын
It genuinely caught me off-guard that he wasn't reading these off with a big smile
@thegroingringus26072 жыл бұрын
He's pretending
@jehovahkhalifa67602 жыл бұрын
good to see I'm sonewhat less sane than jreg by the fact I was far less visibly disgusted
@axelory76762 жыл бұрын
@@jehovahkhalifa6760 Jreg had to read this out loud and consider them for a rating. You just sat here and consumed.
@StarryxNight52 жыл бұрын
@@axelory7676 I've been to places on the net with a lot of the worse fetishes on open display so, I had to consider them quite a bit. I just thought "Huh. Weird." and that's it.
@shaynamatthias Жыл бұрын
the fact that the psychic damage ended on 69% is SENDING ME
@kamilex511 ай бұрын
the fact that your comment also has 69 likes now 💀
@shaynamatthias11 ай бұрын
@@kamilex5 oh my god
@BL-sd2qw9 ай бұрын
I didn't realize that 🤣😭
@Wapcvm2 жыл бұрын
I sure cannot wait until you play each of these in a comedic skit!
@Logic-ys7rw2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, a show in the style of Centricide or The Mental Illnesses, where every character is a fetish. Heterocide
@hamyzschidenfeld32152 жыл бұрын
He did survive fascism and pretty much all the mental illness characters, but could he survive the pedophile and zoosadist?
@loltank53152 жыл бұрын
@@Logic-ys7rw Given that he has an onlyfans, he should do that as a promo spinoff.
@zeydalynn86342 жыл бұрын
Especially the last one!
@rououxdyao99212 жыл бұрын
what a beautiful idea
@MrBl4ckY2 жыл бұрын
I love how the lewdest kink out there isn't on the list. Glad to see wikipedia censored handholding, that stuff is just too disgusting.
@tastycake4132 жыл бұрын
Or kissing, like dude... Ew
@ilovehomosuck56752 жыл бұрын
Don't even mention......... Talking to eachother...
@MoskusMoskiferus16112 жыл бұрын
What ?
@Crown1923DC2 жыл бұрын
@@MoskusMoskiferus1611 Oh you sweet summer child....
@redbirdbluebirdyellowbirdg41872 жыл бұрын
@@ilovehomosuck5675 And dont forget hand holding. Some sickos love hand holding
@dontreadthisplease24162 жыл бұрын
yall realize jreg's fetish was probably located somewhere within this list right, and he rated it without cracking even a little
@ZelRaat2 жыл бұрын
That or he's vanilla
@kingofAwsomness2 жыл бұрын
$20 says it was heterophylla
@nobleradical21582 жыл бұрын
@@kingofAwsomness that -2 rating was a little sus
@something_strange30862 жыл бұрын
what a ledgend
@Jenna_Talia2 жыл бұрын
@@ZelRaat nobody is vanilla nowadays let's be real
@Melatonin-Implostion9 ай бұрын
Imagine someone who gets off to learning, learns about all these fetishes
@Caitilizzie2 жыл бұрын
The word “Narratophilia” just sounds like people that have it get aroused listening to audiobooks, lol
@mikayla93622 жыл бұрын
Sounds like people attracted to naruto 😭
@machinedramon35322 жыл бұрын
@@mikayla9362 No, that would be Narutophilia.
@davisdf30642 жыл бұрын
Those people must love playing "The Stanley Parable"
@empiricalandinquirical24352 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of ASMR
@Crystalizer662 жыл бұрын
“And so Stanley entered the door on his left.” “OOH YEAH, MORE~”
@kabusohikaru61872 жыл бұрын
The ones he skipped are of course the fetishes he himself has, as he cannot rate them due to his own bias.
@DWal322 жыл бұрын
implies he is a furry
@adissentingopinion8482 жыл бұрын
@@DWal32 That's the fucking least of his problems if this theory is correct, and I don't mean embarrassing I mean "in close contact with a licensed psychotherapist" levels of issue.
@12DAMDO2 жыл бұрын
nice, Jreg is into body-part removal... based
@nerosparda52 жыл бұрын
@Xeknown did he give his "old friend" a rating?
@igobyross80452 жыл бұрын
He skipped pedophilia 😬
@zapsoda49842 жыл бұрын
i feel like this is the most genuine hes ever been in a video. thats real fear and pain in his eyes
@violetjade642 жыл бұрын
i know 😭
@alephnull35352 жыл бұрын
Truly he is a broken man after this.
@chanr95312 жыл бұрын
When you can’t even ironically like these fetishes
@himejoshi41692 жыл бұрын
homestuck spotted
@caliginousquadrant4132 жыл бұрын
HOMESTUCK PROFILE?!?!?
@pablose69866 ай бұрын
i thought the title said "while providing demonstration" i was so hyped
@judeknowles23196 ай бұрын
I mean you can search that
@thewingeddeer99462 жыл бұрын
I'm simultaneously surprised and not surprised that I have heard of some of these, not by name but by description, while playing the game 'what scarring thing can I find on Archive of Our Own at 3am?'
@valeriehayne2 жыл бұрын
same 🤣🤣🤣
@henryfleischer4042 жыл бұрын
I sometimes play something similar, with dynasty reader. Sometimes I'll find a beautiful story about a god of death learning the value of a human life, and about how saving lives is worthwhile even though we all die eventually. Another time I rediscovered lolicon.
@solus86852 жыл бұрын
I knew a good 90% of them, Idk whether to feel proud or ashamed
@zeinaaaaaa74682 жыл бұрын
the feederism one really fucked me up for a few days, i was genuinely so disturbed by it
@toll74072 жыл бұрын
You ever read tags on a fic and feel traumatized afterwards? That's this whole video.
@Hopperdoodle Жыл бұрын
a girl in first grade once strangled me during school and when asked why she proceeded to say: "its romantic"
@Micky06809 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Ashelybee Жыл бұрын
"you know i really like you" "Aw than"*-Gets bart simpsond*
@spookylittlebat5208 Жыл бұрын
Nawwww
@NepetaLeijonREAL Жыл бұрын
Real asf for that
@ddlv63 Жыл бұрын
dunno bout you i wouldnt personally mind that LOL
@Lucy-fn9rj2 жыл бұрын
my favorite fetish is cake sitting. it’s what it sounds like - these people’s idea of going buck wild is buying a beautiful cake from their local bakery and sitting their bare ass on it. beautiful, wholesome, 10/10
@samgirls2 жыл бұрын
taskmaster??
@billsima69832 жыл бұрын
until you remember that cake was white before you sat on it
@tastycake4132 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@hpkarto75292 жыл бұрын
I think, I think you need some break out of the internet
@Not_blue_0002 жыл бұрын
@@billsima6983 NO
@catfoodsminmo Жыл бұрын
Maybe I’m more terminally online than I thought because I was genuinely not phased by like 95% of these. Most of them were like “oh yeah I’ve heard of that”. The only ones that elicited a reaction out of me were the cannibalism ones and the witnessing/staging a disaster one. I think for the most part as long as all parties consent and it’s not harming minors or animals I just? Don’t care? People can be weird/gross all they want in private and I don’t have the energy to judge them on that when there are far worse things humans are capable of than getting off on shitting on one another lmfao.
@kraken6940 Жыл бұрын
W
@djsaidez271 Жыл бұрын
I’m kinda similar, probably I just have a thick skin
@__________-______________-____ Жыл бұрын
You're not terminally online you're just a reasonable guy w/ a nice take
@DominantBtch11 ай бұрын
Yeah obviously nobodys gonna break into your private room to judge what you do in private, but if you confess to being a pedophile and like to eat shit, people gonna judge.
@Dinnyeify11 ай бұрын
fr fr! consent is everything!
@aperturescienceguy27372 жыл бұрын
The somnophilia really matters by context. Sleeping willing partner: whatever, pretty normal Unconcious/sleeping nonwilling, nonpartner: yeah... no.
@ayo694202 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the thing is consent I saw a thread about people who were into that fetish and, for them or their partner, waking up or being woken up with some sort of sexual act was the thing that excited them, but as long as it was consensual. I can't imagine how creepy and disturbing it must be waking up to someone doing stuff like that to you without consent lmao
@skye22712 жыл бұрын
spot on. I know some people are arroused by (consentually) having sexual acts performed on them while sleeping, which definirely isn't worth a 9
@cerise46892 жыл бұрын
that's not how consent works. IF THEY ARE SLEEPING NOOOOO
@skye22712 жыл бұрын
@@cerise4689 it's called agreeing on stuff before it happens, pretty common actually
@wishiwasmaren26082 жыл бұрын
@@cerise4689 I read once where someone asked their husband over and over to do something to them while they were asleep/drugged, so they explicitly gave consent before anything happened
@Pilocene_2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is the most genuine reactons Jreg has ever had on-screen what a king
@emerrinsytchannel12142 жыл бұрын
source for pfp?
@ghostpajamas2 жыл бұрын
@@emerrinsytchannel1214 Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia, Mathilda
@gim32092 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was going to say
@saveliysotnikov23832 жыл бұрын
never expected him to be this vanilla
@luciencartervo53562 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s actually all ironic and his next series is gonna be normiecide where just says he has every sexual disorder.
@VictoriousVittrio Жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I like to remind myself with stuff like this just to tell myself; "Hey, at least you're not into literal shit."
@sasha12834 Жыл бұрын
people who are into it can’t help it either though, so make sure to be respectful
@angelic..9906 Жыл бұрын
@@sasha12834 no
@sasha12834 Жыл бұрын
@@angelic..9906 what?!
@angelic..9906 Жыл бұрын
@@sasha12834 what? i said no im not going to be respectful to people who like scat. idk whats so hard to understand
@sasha12834 Жыл бұрын
@@angelic..9906 jesus christ
@conkerconk3 Жыл бұрын
I wonder which combinations of fetishes is impossible for someone to have due to them countering each other
@reharm_reality Жыл бұрын
Even if they countered each other, you could just do them in different scenes. Micro/macro is the only one I could think of, though I guess you could get around that by having two other people and one is giant and one is tiny.
@buchelaruzit11 ай бұрын
i was thinking of someone with both emetophobia and emetophilia
@potatoman702810 ай бұрын
@@reharm_reality actually people who are into macro and micro overlap its based on what they prefer to feel like if they want to be huge then in a macro situation they imagine themselfs giant and in a micro situation they imagine someone tiny and reverse for people who want to be the smaller side
@TheCheeseMovesSideways9 ай бұрын
Afaik they don't counter each other, they just changes in accordance to the person's interest at the time. So on sunday lil Timmy might be into giants but on monday lil Timmy starts getting a rude dwarf awakening and now he's into tiny stuffs
@jazz-cat009 ай бұрын
It takes a screenshot
@spencerthestupidsamurai73262 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel insecure about having a foot fetish, just remember, there are people who are into literal shit.
@yourdailydoseofstupidity90152 жыл бұрын
I mean this is true
@trevorveillette84152 жыл бұрын
Of course I know him. He's me.
@reddeadleisure Жыл бұрын
fetish/kink shaming doesnt make your weird ass less weird (i have yet to discover my own weird little fetishes)
@ywoisug8845 Жыл бұрын
@@reddeadleisurei mean if there are people that get turned on by decaying human corpses, foot fetish is literally NOTHING
@_Meowsers_ Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry bro🙁🙁
@magicalsp3lls2 жыл бұрын
pipeline from politics to mental illness to fetish 😟
@cursedalmondcookie58802 жыл бұрын
what nexts-
@samuelherrington69732 жыл бұрын
Discord 🤷♂️
@pesto_love6292 жыл бұрын
this is how its always been
@oceanman9432 жыл бұрын
A normal sunday
@Grgrqr2 жыл бұрын
The slippery slope…
@gabrielbean34782 жыл бұрын
I saw a man almost cry trying to explain the difference of soft and hard vore, what a Christmas
@nicelypenn2 жыл бұрын
dude's done some shit.
@michaelbuckley38982 жыл бұрын
Oh God I'm a furry lots of people are in to it
@WhiteboardMario1982 жыл бұрын
Hard vore is where you get crushed to death by teeth and soft is being eaten whole
@monmusuaficionado21322 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteboardMario198 what if you get digested? Is that hard or still considered soft?
@Car-rp8dg2 жыл бұрын
@@monmusuaficionado2132 soft I think
@peasant502 Жыл бұрын
As a sophophiliac, watching this video was *immensely pleasureable* to me. Thanks Jreg!
@Rinniepho11 ай бұрын
I hope this is not really intrusive to you but can you explain to me how is it? Or how it works? I find quite interesting how attraction to learning or knowledge could work, thank in advance
@peasant50211 ай бұрын
@Rinniepho it a joke dawg
@Rinniepho11 ай бұрын
@@peasant502 you got me there bro I was genuinely curious lol
@peasant50211 ай бұрын
@Rinniepho that's fair, hahaha. I think it's pretty interesting too, but every time I try to read about it I get too aroused to continue. It's crazy, the fetishes that people have.
@Echo-tl7wh9 ай бұрын
@@peasant502 babe stop educating me you're gonna make me-
@wakelyn2 жыл бұрын
jreg’s fetish is to drive his audience insane by smacking his chops every three goddamn seconds
@okr79442 жыл бұрын
lol
@cmoss1322 жыл бұрын
lol
@cozmicpancakez77632 жыл бұрын
lol
@zbdfhg2 жыл бұрын
lol
@flamingomingo98102 жыл бұрын
lol
@transsnack2 жыл бұрын
Just to note: there's difference between people who want to sleep with other people in animal suits, and people who want to force themselves on animals. Notably, one is a crime.
@RoflcopterLamo Жыл бұрын
Your right sleeping with other people in fur suits is a crime. The others a felony
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
@@RoflcopterLamono, id say one is weird and one should justify someone getting incinerated. for context, im talking about the first one being weird.
@landonkam6727 Жыл бұрын
@@c0zmozys I think he was joking my guy.
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
@@landonkam6727 didnt seem like it
@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Жыл бұрын
@@c0zmozys yeah no he's right. No furry in their right mind would do it in their fursuit. that shit is expensive as fuck
@gorebunny2 жыл бұрын
I swore to myself to never kinkshame, but after watching only half of this video I can now finally understand the "KINKSHAMING IS MY KINK"-vine
@DominikPac-Boy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Especially that final one. Makes me wanna play Simpsons: Hit & Run in real life.
@cyrusmann54432 жыл бұрын
@DropkicktheDecepticon especially if its a..... very illegal one.
@Fighting.Flower2 жыл бұрын
Geez, i took you this video for you to get the punchline?
@tumultuousv2 жыл бұрын
@@Fighting.Flower not the punchline
@ryderthesinful2 жыл бұрын
@@cyrusmann5443 there's a difference between kinks and felonies.
@viperkins Жыл бұрын
I feel like somnophilia is chill as long as there is pre-established consent with your partner.
@enk3358 ай бұрын
fair but it's also impossible to revoke consent if you're asleep so you gotta be careful
@weirdnerdygoat5 ай бұрын
@@enk335what a lot of people do is just make very specific contracts/agreements in advance, same as for most heavier kinks
@meis18mofo772 жыл бұрын
Sad how many were missing from this list, like our good old friends inflation, tentacles and snuff, someone should expand that list.
@leilanivaughan-williams30382 жыл бұрын
I guess snuff would fall under sadism and that murder one, but inflation and tentacles just got left out
@repulsethemonkey13962 жыл бұрын
Expand lol
@58mph482 жыл бұрын
Snuff was far from gone, it was spread into like a billion compartmentalized elements
@pepearown49682 жыл бұрын
Inflation would fall under the eating one, right?
@repulsethemonkey13962 жыл бұрын
@@pepearown4968 I think it means more like expanding a foreign object inside someone.
@marl3ymarl3y862 жыл бұрын
There are probably so many of your fans whose fetish is humiliation and LOVE this video
@seismicdna2 жыл бұрын
thanks, i hate it!
@throughcolouredglasses93002 жыл бұрын
Low key disappointed he didn't shame the stuff I like enough
@nirgunawish2 жыл бұрын
Its not very lowkey anymore once u comment abt it
@bunnyrabbiteen2 жыл бұрын
@@throughcolouredglasses9300 same broski
@shotakonkin20472 жыл бұрын
As the saying goes: once you meet people who are into paraphilic infantism you never want to go back, besides furries, my favorite are the Japanese, Russian and Swedish.
@andreyleonel2552 жыл бұрын
Going through this list is like staring at the Abyss. After that, you look to the Foot Community like *"You know, now i think you aren't f'd up at all"*
@DominikPac-Boy2 жыл бұрын
*Perhaps I treated you too harshly*
@dazza23502 жыл бұрын
The foot community ™
@andreyleonel2552 жыл бұрын
@@dazza2350 (Soundtrack raises) *"Beware... The Footers"*
@FakeHeroFang2 жыл бұрын
This whole video is just a hitpiece paid for by Big Foot to make other fetishes look bad in comparison. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, us coprophiliacs are misunderstood and actually quite wholesome.
@cyborgbob1017 Жыл бұрын
tbf the only reason we dont like foot fetishes is because its a relatively new thing, which makes it "weird" to us. Compared to some of the other things on this list its actually relatively tame. Its just another form of partialsm after all, so its not really bad or anything. It doesnt hurt anyone so theres no reason to shame anyone for it
@NixityNullt Жыл бұрын
It's weird how there's no mention of the fetishes for cartoon squash-and-stretch, petrification or bondage despite being such prolific kinks.
@Glikieria3 ай бұрын
It's a list of paraphilias
@GL-hh1pvАй бұрын
@@GlikieriaElaborate please
@The_Skrongler2 жыл бұрын
The phrase "pain-pleasure horseshoe theory" hit me like a ton of bricks (landing on me somewhere other than an erogenous zone)
@OsirusHandle2 жыл бұрын
I believe lacan calls it "Joussance"
@airplanes_aren.t_real2 жыл бұрын
What's that?
@siriuslywastaken2 жыл бұрын
are you saying it would have been enjoyable were it to land on an erogenous zone
@voxeln00b2 жыл бұрын
grab a brush and put a little makeup
@sunnyscript12242 жыл бұрын
@@OsirusHandle isn't Jouissance? From the verb jouïr
@alexanderthegrrrreat67272 жыл бұрын
Jreg describing feet fetish as "an old friend" says a lot about him and the corpse he has on his basement (I saw it yet no one seems to believe it)
@null301_2 жыл бұрын
!
@icedtease19732 жыл бұрын
I'm seeing quite a few Nico pfps lately. Is the game getting more attention or something?
@null301_2 жыл бұрын
@@icedtease1973 hopefully yes
@legitusername-zl7to Жыл бұрын
Wdym? Is this a joke?
@PatTheFox11 ай бұрын
@@icedtease1973One year ago there was a OneShot bloom beacuse of the realese of OneShot WWE Edition
@jerrymartin70192 жыл бұрын
Podophilia is truly the firelink shrine of paraphelic disorders.
@Brent-jj6qi2 жыл бұрын
I think this is the rawest comment on youtube
@lonenexus9592 жыл бұрын
This is poetry
@methyod2 жыл бұрын
It's been several minutes and I can't stop laughing at this
@xeshron2 жыл бұрын
the magnum opus of youtube comments
@vxidwvlkxr2 жыл бұрын
What reason for that being the case?
@charmingnarcisse Жыл бұрын
when i researched fetish back in 2016 there was like half of these, glad to see people are expanding the list
@JOLT_x3 Жыл бұрын
there are 3 types of fetishes: 1. Wow thats odd and funny xD 2. wow... thats odd 3. *kill me*
@_-Lx-_ Жыл бұрын
You forgot: Basically Vanilla
@senpai_mangue6141 Жыл бұрын
which are vanilla@@_-Lx-_ which arnt mods
@_-Lx-_ Жыл бұрын
@@senpai_mangue6141 Everything all the way up to things like Boobs and Butts and Muscles can techincally be labelled as fetishes, it's basically any notable intrest in lusty attraction with a focus on something not inherrently sexual. Plenty of things have kinks for incredibly odinary tame simple basic things, many have favourite hair colours, or styles of clothing, genres of behaviour, certian jobs, certian settings, certian poses, the list goes on, there's a fetish for every concievable singluar or combination of spesific details. Typically when people refer to the term it means mainly about stuff that is at least slightly more niche, but stuff like Brunettes, Blondes, Skirts, Ties, Nurses, Police, Riding, Doggystyle, you name it, they all fit the bill. And yeah, in terms of more spesific less assumed normal everyday concepts, there's still just as many that are as tame and inoffensive as the kinda stuff I mentioned, Mascliune Girls and Feminine Boys, Certian fictional races of characters Elves or Anthros or Robots, certian setups and situations such as instant loss and progression in chearter to being more extra femminine and skimpy, Bikinis, Pants That are somewhat too tight, thighhigh stockings, midriff belly dancing, anything you can think of likely has a spesific audience that likes particularly so, if certian infamous people can be so out there and spesific in their excessively weird obsessions like the WonderbreadGuy does to fully dressed rich blonde white women buying Wonderbread at the grkcceracy and then deforresting the planet to make more stores to sell exclusively wonderbread why would anyone be suprised that basically anything has a market. And that obviously includes all the much more plain and common very safe and non deviant intrests people have.
@Just-a-mexican-guy. Жыл бұрын
There is one missing:Torture, dismember and burn me
@head-clanka69 Жыл бұрын
4. Ew
@gator_teeth2 жыл бұрын
I love 4:27. The way he just goes “Dendrophilia… trEES?” makes me cackle like a rabid hyena.
@The-Silliest-Little-Guy2 жыл бұрын
I think its funny how it just doesnt explain any further aswell just "trees"
@virtualmilkers17472 жыл бұрын
@@The-Silliest-Little-Guy look at OP's name, Yggdrasil is the world tree according to Norse mythology. Maybe they're hinting at something?
@The-Silliest-Little-Guy2 жыл бұрын
@@virtualmilkers1747 oh damn And its Yddrasil *hugger* aswell As in hugging *_before marriage_*
@kauanjos31992 жыл бұрын
@@virtualmilkers1747 or he just plays dragon quest *The good ending*
@bellabambibecca-venus43862 жыл бұрын
Even as a sex worker, that one caught me way off guard and I had the same reaction as he did lol
@raviolithebest8644 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t what “vore” was, but I had heard of it before. When it was mentioned in this video, I went “You know what, let’s see what it’s about” *I am severely traumatized.*
@Mahier_theguy Жыл бұрын
I am sorry for your loss
@SkunkfapGaming5 ай бұрын
heh, that was my initial reaction to seeing vore for the first time as well...anyway, as a vore connoisseur, Im very sorry you had to see that. But if you simply just looked up vore on google images then you've only just seen the surface, and im sorry to say but it gets A LOT worse than that
@InaraRoss4 ай бұрын
Yummy humans.
@theocanonoy86913 ай бұрын
Bro saw the horrors of DeviantArt
@imperatorpalpatine3978Ай бұрын
And there is other fetishes that are too often found in similar places like vore while being really a lot different...
@Syrange132 жыл бұрын
Zoophilia is very different from furry stuff. I'd say most furries aren't turned on by real animals.
@originalstarwalker212 жыл бұрын
keyword here: *most*
@crimmy8382 жыл бұрын
@@originalstarwalker21 most zoos like to identify as furs so they can spread blame and blend in. They just point to the normal furs and go "but I'm just like them" There's less branching out and more 'branching in' as it were
@bradtestdrive2 жыл бұрын
@@crimmy838 y do u kno this
@Tmanowns2 жыл бұрын
@@crimmy838 Spoken like a furry apologist...
@vlals4342 жыл бұрын
@@originalstarwalker21 most people that aren't furries aren't, again most bc there's always gonna be that one person so what's ur point
@justanotherfool88962 жыл бұрын
Its bit funny how Jreg gave Anthropophagy 9/10 so casually, then he struggled so hard with hard vore, not like those are pretty much same things or anything
@TheTrueAltoClef2 жыл бұрын
Let the man have a mental breakdown in peace lmao
@cantaloupegodling3522 жыл бұрын
To be fair Anthropophagy was up in the As by the time he got to Vore he'd already seen too much.
@OmbreDunDouble2 жыл бұрын
Vore is truly a more colorful term to be honest.
@TheSullenDude2 жыл бұрын
Psychic Damage was still at a very manageable 9%
@syph56462 жыл бұрын
soft vore is impossible so it's basically contained to imagination, I'd definitely score that lower.
@justinadolphe2 жыл бұрын
Did not ever consider the idea that music could be a fetish, but now Audiophiles make more sense to me.
@crypticcorvid2 жыл бұрын
I thought audiophiles were people who just really liked music, lmao. 😭
@manami31642 жыл бұрын
@@crypticcorvid they typically focus more on sound system and sound quality more than music in my experience, they love music, but they *LOVE* a good sound system
@very79622 жыл бұрын
@@manami3164 having my $10k custom speaker setup gave me a mini orgasm. Does that count?
@caringheart342 жыл бұрын
I mean any clear cut quality audio will give someone with no long time access to it a full on libido
@TheRandomhobo1232 жыл бұрын
I know a guy that told me he’s creamed his pants from a good song before. He was surprised I thought that was weird
@star_shaunАй бұрын
The learning one got me. Imagine like as your nailing your partner, they just go "Hey, did you know that Stanley Kubrick shot a scene in Barry Lyndon with a custom made camera lens he borrowed from NASA?"
@justjoelee2 жыл бұрын
props to you for pumping out four vids in a week 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@arthurmorgan28612 жыл бұрын
i do love his manic phases
@toddberkely67912 жыл бұрын
pumping you say
@TheLurker16472 жыл бұрын
Stop feeding into his Fourvidophilia
@ThemedNumber022 жыл бұрын
But… at what cost?
@JREG2 жыл бұрын
Wow it’s famed Vancouver lifestyle KZbinr Joe Lee a perfect fit for the JrEg comment section
@TheAbsol74482 жыл бұрын
19:45 Zoophilia is _actual real_ animals. Not furries. Zoophiles are people who are into their neighbor's dog. Not people who just like looking at furry art.
@Margatatials Жыл бұрын
Yeah furries are Autozoophillia
@eMallard Жыл бұрын
I’m going to cry… one sec
@editaudioaesthetic Жыл бұрын
@SQUISHYCANDYGUTZ hold on what
@echotheneko7346 Жыл бұрын
fr
@thebigyeet1239 Жыл бұрын
Wouldnt furries come under auto-plushophillia with the picturing of one-self as an anthro?
@freakinggenius57102 жыл бұрын
Knismolagnia is the experience of "arousal from tickling" Im pretty surprised that its not here, this community is quite large
@koffinglolface10002 жыл бұрын
that's me
@lihzzahrdspeed66312 жыл бұрын
Neither is futa on there
@skyblade74382 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia will never be able to catalogue the true depths of human degeneracy.
@daystormzx27332 жыл бұрын
@@skyblade7438if wiki cant, how about rule34 sites ?
@completelynormalperson7077 Жыл бұрын
@@lihzzahrdspeed6631 futanari would probably fit under one of these, but futanari the word just means intersex and isn’t sexual in itself
@glup128 Жыл бұрын
Wet and messy brings a whole new meaning to Nikelodeon.
@sunfish8644 Жыл бұрын
I remember learning the word fetish and for a long time I thought a fetish meant being attracted to something in specific (not sexually just aesthetically pleasing) and I told a couple of friends how I had an eye fetish because I thought that eyes (like eye shapes and colors) were very pretty
@Micky06809 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Soundstrocity Жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@flamingaish Жыл бұрын
me till 2021
@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li Жыл бұрын
I have an eye fetish to by that logic. And a teeth fetish And a blood fetish And a gore fetish And a tongue fetish And a dentist fetish And a-
@aranewifi Жыл бұрын
did something same, i used to like older male fictional characters (they were like 30 or smth), so i once said to my friends that i was a gerontophile and kept saying it whenever possible💀💀💀 It continued for a long, LONG time.
@OpheliaTerat2 жыл бұрын
From what I've seen, teratophilia is less about deformed people and more about monsters. Like werewolves or the fishman Shape of Water. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen normal humans with deformities being fetishized in any of the teratophilia communities I've stumbled across.
@Limacinablues2 жыл бұрын
oh so it explains those "Monsterf*ckers" I saw around the internet
@IATEALLTHECHEESE2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has teratophilia, yes.
@dweezildee2 жыл бұрын
IS there a name for a fetish that concerns actually deformed people? as in like ppl’s bodies that are melted, getting flattened, or stretched edit: oh you meant people with mutations and physical defects nvm
@GhostTypeLemon2 жыл бұрын
Do monster girls fall under this or are they a whole other category since they are less monster than usual
@valeriarossini5432 жыл бұрын
@@GhostTypeLemon I imagine it would be similar to someone saying they're a furry but what they actually mean is they're attracted to cat girls, it's not the same thing at all
@ElecWaffAlt Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe foot fetish canonically saved Jreg’s life
@Squabbit Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that this is the only video of yours i have ever seen. I don't doubt you have made other great stuff, but this is a welcome introduction to your channel. Great work!
@lovetodo222 жыл бұрын
Kinda surprised leather and latex fetishes weren't listed. Those seem pretty common in the fetish community, from what I've heard.
@bluefurryman2 жыл бұрын
Hearing latex remind me of transformations which reminds me of changed
@seantaggart73822 жыл бұрын
@@bluefurryman yeah Which im kinda upset WHERES THE TF LOVE?
@omorier2 жыл бұрын
aren't they kinks?
@wsads4202 жыл бұрын
@@bluefurryman same
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
@@bluefurrymanisnt it a part of the vore fetish? bc i think its an absorption vore fetish game... the only reason i know this is because i stumbled onto a video talking about different types of vore years ago and i still remember it
@BagelCollector2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: the difference between soft and hard vore is that soft vore has the expectation that the vored party isn't killed or digested (usually means they're either vomited back up or pass through their digestive system without great harm, sometimes they're just... imprisoned?). Hard vore means they are legitimately killed and digested
@iloveanimals23452 жыл бұрын
good to know
@valeriarossini5432 жыл бұрын
you learn something new every day
@melodica_man02162 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen soft vore with fatal digestion before. soft vore just means the person getting vored is swallowed whole harmlessly, what happens after that is basically fair game (and seriously there’s some brutal shit, though that’s rare, thank god). hard vore means there’s chewing involved and is always fatal.
@chongliyang40442 жыл бұрын
how do you know this
@dracodragon1052 жыл бұрын
there is a whole 3x3 punnet square of soft|candygore|hard by nonlethal|regen|lethal. if a starfish is cut in half, that does not kill it and it can regenerate from both halves. if one one side is eaten, that is nonlethal hard vore, just as an example. by this table someone can be digested in to whatever solid or fluid they end up as and still be fully sentient. ive seen the white slimegirls. they can also be cleanly and fully absorbed in a lethal way with no blood or tearing of flesh. they can also be torn apart and devoured, and so long as their some atom of them left they can regenerate from it. infact theres some offical comicbooks that cover the idea if regenerating from seemingly nothing
@seanmorrissey83092 жыл бұрын
I love how the psychic damage meter stops at 69%. Well played.
@llipixilartalt642 жыл бұрын
...funny how I am the 420th like
@xaqt12 жыл бұрын
lol 69 420 nice funny sex!! guys where are my reddit gold and wholesome awards
@llipixilartalt642 жыл бұрын
@@xaqt1 lmfao
@Garfieldtheuwu Жыл бұрын
Repeat with me: furries are not zoophiles
@evilnigga44410 ай бұрын
furries are zoophiles
@GoPhishNET5 ай бұрын
furries are zoo
@DumbOrangeFrog24 күн бұрын
Your lying -idiots
@sack78532 жыл бұрын
I like how there's no rating system. Like what does 8/10 mean, would he indulge in it himself or is it the more shocking the more higher? What do the lower scores mean? It's so fucking vague i love it
@darntootin8972 жыл бұрын
I think the higher the rarer or more disturbing
@disgustof-riley83382 жыл бұрын
Rarity and intensity
@DarkDevero2 жыл бұрын
Good one jreg, you sure showed those sexual deviants who's boss!
@femthieflover68282 жыл бұрын
I will resist until the last ounce of my strength!
@johnnyboy25372 жыл бұрын
But what if they're into that shit?
@femthieflover68282 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyboy2537 then they'll keep being attracted to it
@cryptid_lives_here68832 жыл бұрын
I will say: There is a right and a wrong way to practice somnophilia and it mostly relies on common sense. Stuff like thoroughly discussing it with a partner who is enthusiastically consenting and making sure you’re both on the same page in terms of what is and isn’t okay while they or you are asleep (penetration, biting, waking them up or having them sleep through it) and don’t just randomly spring it on them. Discuss it in full detail and have a plan and always set up a safe word and/or the stoplight system, make sure that both parties are aware that they can stop at any point. Watch out for your partner’s reactions, if they seem uncomfortable, tense, or stressed, stop and wake them up to touch base. If they or you are at all hesitant or unsure if it’s something you actually want to do then stop and have a discussion. Talk about it afterwards and make your you or they are okay. DONT rape a random sleeping person or your unknowing, resistant partner you asshole
@flashingmustard1131 Жыл бұрын
How would you have a safeword/stoplight system when they're asleep..
@craveliving681 Жыл бұрын
@FlashingMustard It's kinda hard to sleep through sex. And if you are asleep still, you probably don't need to use it anyway. Otherwise it's just about trust
@flashingmustard1131 Жыл бұрын
@@craveliving681 I mean yeah its hard to sleep through unless you are a really heavy sleeper, sleeping pills are common to prevent that. And I agree, trust is absolutely essential.
@cheliceralbane Жыл бұрын
@@flashingmustard1131haaaahaha sleeping pills
@flashingmustard1131 Жыл бұрын
@@cheliceralbane You should check them out if you're interested! Me and a partner used them and it was really fun (i mean the bit before was fun, obviously i dont know about the rest i was asleep)
@isabelleelina63098 ай бұрын
while i was watching this video, right in the middle, an ad played of a guy saying “let’s take a moment to pray real quick” and i started dying
@adaptable15532 жыл бұрын
Considering he has a "Mental Damage" bar that increases depending on what one is. I think his rating system is a reversed "Weirdness" scale in his own opinion. 10 being extremely weird. 1 being completely vanilla.
@Jamjamsart Жыл бұрын
yeah i was struggling to figure out what the ratings were based on lol...
@Amenoweno Жыл бұрын
@@Jamjamsartsameee
@why_oh_elle Жыл бұрын
seeing cannibalism get a 10 made me realize that
@deerzy.y Жыл бұрын
@@why_oh_ellethat, and trans men getting a 1. That one really caught me off guard
@Ray-ys9ks Жыл бұрын
Took me until female breast getting a 0 on the scale I was like 🤔 what is this scale?
@IWouldntIfICould2 жыл бұрын
Look at how much my boy is suffering... He wouldn't have to go through this if you cowards had just killed him like he asked. Shame on you people. Stay strong jregger, keep showing those normophiles who's boss.
@joshleach38282 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna be rude but could you use the term Jregga instead...
@shotakonkin20472 жыл бұрын
I've already partially self studied into paraphilia and already knew the most well known paraphilia types beforehand, I knew what he would get into.
@shoyou76142 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t you do it? Dang bro :(
@paleiosaur2 жыл бұрын
when trying to prove to my parents that i've learned more from youtube than i ever have from school, i don't think i should use this video as an example.
@constitution7167 Жыл бұрын
I feel like something a lot of people misunderstand about furries is that they, from my understanding, like anthropomorphic animals, basically humans with fur and pointy ears. Humans with animal characteristics whereas zoophiles straight up have attraction to animals, not humans that look like animals but a dog being walked down the street or a lion in the Sahara. And another thing to note about the furry community is most of them aren’t sexual degenerates. From my limited interactions with them, they’re pretty wholesome and chill and really nice.
@kellymccarthy7109 Жыл бұрын
People have a massive misunderstanding of paraphilias in general. The big P with an E and a D and an O being a massive one. It's kind of frustrating we have the power to know the answer to pretty much any question with a few button presses on our phone but people would rather just make damaging assumptions and claims about others with zero research or knowledge in the subject. Furries and their relation to zoophiles for example, which is none. Most furries (excluding those who actually are zoophiles) show zero symptoms or traits of typical zoophilias.
@kalez963Ай бұрын
most of them are
@Pikachew675Ай бұрын
Alot of there community ranges from 15-30+ you just see more of the adult activities since they got money
@Gaylord87Ай бұрын
THANK YOU! I was looking for this comment bc I see so many people just write them off a zoophilic freaks when they just like fluffy characters :’
@gracelee5536Ай бұрын
I find there’s usually no sexual motivation whatsoever when someone is a furry. Overall furries are pretty normal
@billiboi122 Жыл бұрын
I love being indirectly kink shamed by this person i have never seen before
@SquidgyWobble Жыл бұрын
"Kink shaming is my kink!"
@josmamatotaldrama Жыл бұрын
Hopefully your kink is not one of the 10s 😧
@g.williams2047 Жыл бұрын
Get help please
@billiboi122 Жыл бұрын
@@g.williams2047 make me
@ExplosiveFelines Жыл бұрын
I'm terrified of this vagueness.
@robertwyatt39122 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda amazing how he made a video that doesn’t actually exist. I never watched this. Incredible.
@methyod2 жыл бұрын
Neat how the legendary singer and drummer of the classic band soft machine has come back from the dead to bless us with this post
@robertwyatt39122 жыл бұрын
@@methyod not true. I never actually died. I was a god the entire time, just no one knew because they never asked.
@aivillpc9292 жыл бұрын
sbahj pic
@FishfaceTheDestroyer2 жыл бұрын
"Oh hey, that's mine!" *psychic damage* "Oh what, come on"
@sheep84642 жыл бұрын
You lucky, he didnt even read mine😔
@noonahmed50882 жыл бұрын
same
@bokutonator30002 жыл бұрын
Mine didn’t even give him any psychic damage I’m disappointed 💔
@siriuslywastaken2 жыл бұрын
yall only have one?
@dracodragon1052 жыл бұрын
I cracked up over him struggling with vore
@number1-willstetsonsimpАй бұрын
i get the feeling there was more psychological damage than shown
@jdogseyebrows Жыл бұрын
with every phobia, theres a philia.
@User.name2 Жыл бұрын
Oh god...
@Absoluuttinen_Totuus Жыл бұрын
Someone's bedroom demon 8 months later: 🤰
@SHAMIIZEN Жыл бұрын
@@Absoluuttinen_Totuus💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kindacringe468 Жыл бұрын
so if thalassophobia is the fear of oceans n stuff then... oh no.
@JDT-Loadsamoney Жыл бұрын
Wait isn’t there a phobia that at all times there is a duck staring at you or am I making that the fuck up?
@smjsuperscott2 жыл бұрын
I hate how many of these I knew of that Jreg clearly didn't. The internet is a cruel and dark place, you never leave the depths the same as you entered.
@shittymcrvids31192 жыл бұрын
Same, I low key felt grossed out by myself
@BREAKMEKNEES2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure he didn't know about them? *Acting*.
@smjsuperscott2 жыл бұрын
@@BREAKMEKNEES but Jr Eg would never lie to us, his audience
@paillanos93342 жыл бұрын
at least we are not alone in the abyss of the web
@dweezildee2 жыл бұрын
as a writer interested in horror, i’ve looked up more instances of autoassassinophilia than i’d like to admit
@clivenazareth70692 жыл бұрын
The lack of explanation for the ratings makes it even better.
@drawn_by_starla9462 Жыл бұрын
As a long time member of DeviantArt, I am already well acquainted with many of these
@JDT-Loadsamoney Жыл бұрын
Are you acquainted with trEES?
@ikennanana10 ай бұрын
Same
@ikennanana10 ай бұрын
@@JDT-Loadsamoneyok not that extreme but I have one of the ones he rated 9/10 ;_;
@JDT-Loadsamoney10 ай бұрын
@@ikennanana hmmm well guess I’m going through the entire thing all over again to guess which one you have!!!!!! That’s gonna be F U N Edit: I forgot and now it’s midnight wait until tomorrow lads
@WonkyClownRibs7 ай бұрын
@@ikennananaat least it’s not a 10/10
@kuroshi_anaki Жыл бұрын
Achievement unlocked: *How did we get here?*
@malechex6112 жыл бұрын
I was always under the impression that soft vore was just liking the idea of being inside someone, and hard vore was liking the idea of being digested
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
unrelated but there are also more types of vore. one of which is absorption vore which i find the strangest, i believe its someone being literally absorbed and becoming a part of someone. aka changed- (the only reason i know this is because i watched a video about the different types of vore years ago and i still remember it)
@aoki6332 Жыл бұрын
nope soft vore just mean no guro mostly most of the time if there digestion it will be implied or show whitout pain while hard is a mix between Vore and Masochisms whit some going into extreme what your thinking is Endo if its not endo they are mostly all lead to digestion Endo: Vore that does not end in the digestion of the prey. Prey is let out after a period of time. Hard Vore (HV): Engaging in Vore in which the prey is physically mutilated by the act of being consumed.
@coach533 Жыл бұрын
Only now have I had this epiphany. Herbivore, omnivore, carnivore. It all makes sense now.
@dracodragon105 Жыл бұрын
theres 2 angles on an axis for vore, nonfatal/regen/fatal, and soft/digestive/hard. You can be creative wit how you approach it. Regen Hard is kind of like if a monster ate deadpool, chewed him up and all, and he regenerated because all he needs is a single cell to do so. nonfatal digestive is like absorbing them and they become part of you, but they can still just leave when they or the pred want too. There was a comic I had seen where two friends intentionally magic-absorbed themselves into a 3rd friend, but then they shared the same body for 3 minds and they could control certain parts of the body, kinda like a two headed giant. nonfatal regen can also be done like a plant, say theres a person made of tarro root, that purple potato lookin thing. if they run a smoothie shop, they can just cut part off their tail off and toss it in the blender. doesnt hurt them (or does but they like it), and it'll probably come back.
@junohawthorne7658 Жыл бұрын
as a vore enjoyer hard vore is like chewing and soft vore is swallowed whole. some people say hard digestion to describe death by digestion and soft digestion for like… the prey melting like ice cream but there’s a larger contingent of people who are horrified by digestion so they call what they like “safe vore” as opposed to “fatal vore”
@descendingintodreams17682 жыл бұрын
I don’t this video made me really question the phrases “do what makes you happy” and “just be yourself”
@dweezildee2 жыл бұрын
dw, kinkshaming probably IS jreg’s kink. we’re all freaks
@davisdf30642 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't act it on the real world, most, if not all can exist without many problems.
@descendingintodreams17682 жыл бұрын
@@davisdf3064 true that, and I don’t have much of a problem about it as long as it’s consensual and to everyone involved’s boundaries are respected. But I draw the line at fetishizing minorities and groups of people trying to live their lives
@ortherner2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@erk94482 жыл бұрын
as long it causes no harm go for it
@purplecherryblossom17014 ай бұрын
As a child, the hydra battle from Hercules scene was the first seed of an fascination that would soon blossom into a vore fettish.