JSchlatt's actual name revealed

#shorts #anthonypadilla #jschlatt

[@WhatsAMeadow4]

The deadpan "he was somewhere on 9/11" destroyed me

[@SirDuoDai]

same xD

[@benjaminlough1976]

Lol same 😂

[@Alex-qj3wp]

in some way, we all are ❤

[@elywahl9520]

​@Alex-qj3wp I mean... I was born in 2004 and sperm only last about 72 hours... soo ig I was cosmic space dust during 9/11..?

[@r1pperduck]

In crying😂

[@aphextwinkie410]

"Yes or no, where were you on 9/11" is the most Jschlatt question I've ever heard

[@oskarallen]

get round in the season

[@IRLZeni]

He out-Schllatted schlatt

[@venturasoul]

GET ROUND IN THE SEASON

[@darwingxcx]

W fishmans pfp

[@abcdefzhij]

Long Season studio > Live

[@Limelightttttt]

Where were you on 9/11…. “Yes”

[@yohanafreya856]

Love the name and pfp😭

[@slamminsammy941]

lol I’m holding my phone and a banana I’m eating before the gym , and I’m laughing out loud from this stupid video and the comment and I dropped my fucking banana , and now have to eat something else for the gym , damnit , I definitely don’t laugh and drop food so I guess the video did its job lol

[@slamminsammy941]

lol I also was somewhere on 9/11

[@MrFuzziiWuzzii]

We finally have confirmation of his heinous actions

[@ville__]

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

[@audihaziq4168]

Jared Shat is a mischievous name fr

[@pixelreaper7953]

Jared shat 😭😭😭

[@freeshavocado]

Isn't his name Jonathan schlatt 💀💀🤨

[@redspiderlilys6]

@@freeshavocadohe’s never confirmed that i think it’s just most people seeing J and thinking “John”

[@kazooke]

@@redspiderlilys6some high school photo of his I’m pretty sure had Johnathan as his first name

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

Jesus Christ Jared use the toilet next time

[@supersouda]

found out schlatt’s real name before gta6

[@benjaminlough1976]

Dang

[@sera_dragons_and_creations]

XD lol

[@goldennebula5013]

@@benjaminlough1976just to be clear Jared is NOT his real name lol I think you can find it if you search on Google tho

[@lesbean389]

It's Johnathan

[@_BIGSteve]

I don’t really get this joke. This one kinda makes sense but I’ve seen people say “we got a solar eclipse before GTA6” like yeah no shit, everyone knew it was coming

[@r4yv1]

I've seen Jonathan, jebediah, and now jared. he's a man with many identities. I really hope his real name is jay 💀

[@_swegs]

I’m pretty sure Jonathon is his actual real name

[@hobistinyheartbag]

Not even a single James? Jack? Jake?

[@polkka7797]

Iirc as well I’m pretty sure schlatt is his last name irl, could be wrong though

[@_swegs]

@@polkka7797 It is.

[@Ry_TSG]

@@polkka7797Jonathan Schlatter

[@gamer3ed484]

Should’ve asked “Schlared” what he was up to in ‘99.

[@MultiSaintsfan123]

Oh, we're doing the completely unoriginal NPC comment on this video too?

[@Mr.Garman]

@@MultiSaintsfan123 nice profile picture💀

[@Weezer_lover_69]

​​@MultiSaintsfan123 I thought yall (you and the person you were replying to) were the same person because the orange pfps

[@sheepketchup9059]

​@@MultiSaintsfan123 npc reply

[@osmosiscerulean]

​@@MultiSaintsfan123it's a fuckin community joke not a site-wide thing. fuck up

[@Crlarl]

He finally got payback for the "unlimited games but no games" question.

[@littlelotus797]

Yes

[@moonwhooper]

Yes

[@corgss]

he didnt even say it

[@crodudebro]

WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11 YES OR NO??!!!

[@luc1fer_09]

YESS!!

[@GoldenTheaterYT]

Yes is probably the most suspicious answer lmao

[@CursedIbis]

No!

[@nutelasaur9453]

like the pokemon RSE npc that asks "where are you from?" and your only options are yes and no, with appropriate responses from the NPC for either answer

[@aguynamedsmith6489]

​@@luc1fer_09POLYGRAPH SAYS TRUEEE! HE WAS SOME WHERE ON 9/11!!!

[@czern6330]

"Schlane" knows where he was on that specyfic day

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

*Jared

[@SickBuckNaStY]

Crashin a plane, totaly insane in the membrane!

[@ville__]

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

​@@ville__ your mom

[@Ratissh]

​@@ville__I want this to be true so I can die

[@noam242]

Ok so just so people know: he is a real detection operator but all of his work is for the media industry on camera so he encourages his employees to let him fudge results for comedic or dramatic content. From what I know he has also kind of strong armed his competition so he is almost the only operator that does this kind of job.

[@MultiSaintsfan123]

Lee detectors in general are bullshit as well. There's a reason why they're not admissible evidence in court

[@pertlicious7083]

im glad to see this comment, thank you

[@matthewpark3435]

was looking for this comment

[@thegoddamnbatman1047]

What proof do you have he's strong armed anyone? Also what would that even look like in this context

[@effbar2400]

​@@thegoddamnbatman1047there's a video on it with sources

[@jacksonlovellnesfield8469]

"where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" is anthonys revenge for, "would you rather have unlimited bacon and no games, or unlimited games but no games?"

[@trveno]

I'd rather believe his real name is jschlatt than believe it's Jared

[@Zebzu00]

Schlatt is his last name. So the J stands for his first name.

[@JPPAS]

jschlatt is not a name, schlatt is a surname and the J stands for a forename (johnathan i think)

[@wumbr6467]

his real name is John Schlatter dont worry

[@spleghegg1632]

@@JPPASyall need some reading comprehension

[@satan69]

i always thought of him as a jebediah for some reason and i refuse to acknowledge any other name. just like i refuse to use any surname for charlie other than slimecicle

[@StickmanKobe]

If they ask about what “shlared” did in 99, the machine might be afraid to talk

[@sharalakid]

"Schlatt" was somewhere on 9/11 confirmed. Caught in 4k even.

[@noalarm2]

1080p for free, but if you pay extra you get the video in 4k

[@mustnz998]

Jesus Christ, it's Jared Schlatt

[@ville__]

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

[@DerpyCrafter30]

​@ville__ Thanks for the curse. I've been wanting to be unalived for years now.

[@bigheadrat9493]

​@@ville__​No one is scared of a weak and fragile man who has an edited picture of a obscure character from a old cartoon in his profile picture

[@mustnz998]

@@ville__ Fuck yes, finally.

[@YoshisVinyl]

​​@@bigheadrat9493guys a bot I see him doing this shit every lmao also tons of alt right signage on the pfp. YIKES

[@SaturnFreak]

"Antfarm" was absolutely flabbergasted to learn the true identity of serial killer JSchlatt on the first guess

[@FilmopolisGaming]

Antfarm 💀

[@dsing1459]

That guy doing the test has been proven to say what he's paid to

[@realperson2836]

yeah this is entertainment not law enforcement

[@blazingblight2706]

@@realperson2836 Yeah, but it does give people the wrong idea about the reliability of polygraphs which I wouldn't say is a good outcome.

[@magnum_cx8805]

@@blazingblight2706They’re already considered unreliable though. They’re can only be used as an interrogation technique, the results can’t be used for anything. And imo they shouldn’t be used in serious contexts at all.

[@blazingblight2706]

@@magnum_cx8805 I mean yeah, I’m aware and I agree completely. My point was that when they’re used like this I believe it additionally causes harm because of slanted public perception that polygraphs somehow do provide valuable results. While they of course aren’t admissible in a courtroom, there are some minor social consequences in believing you can weed out the truth from someone else through any sort of machine or repeatable process. Even if it’s on a show like this, there’s consequences in that people watching this now believe the ‘answers’ being told to them by the man behind the monitor acting as a professional.

[@nikolowolokin]

​@@blazingblight2706oh my god man its just a video made for fun, not some profound life lesson about the accuracy of polygraphs.

[@Swifter503]

“So your name is Jared?” “No.” “Hey Jared!” “Yea? AWWWWWW”

[@shonwooten6550]

WHERE ARE YOU FROM??? > Yes No

[@maxonator3913]

I understand this reference! lmao (from Pokemon RSE I think, right?)

[@shonwooten6550]

@@maxonator3913 Yessir, Pacifidlog islands to be exact 🤙🏼

[@DoMorrMusic]

Cambridge, Massachusetts

[@GospodinWolf]

Man, the "he was somewhere on 9/11" made me crash

[@PatLund]

I know this guy makes up the results to make funnier clips, but goddamn does it work. 😂

[@xen6601]

Yes, he wasn't anywhere on 9/11 because he was going by a different name and identity, then

[@ShenoUzumaki]

We don't trust john the polygraph guy lol.

[@ImTrans-Former]

HOLY SHIT this guy was somewhere on 911.

[@sevdev99]

this is not Jonathan Schlatt. This is Jared Schlatt. WHERES THE ORIGINAL JSCHLATT

[@MarshIsQueer]

I love that the "where were you on 9/11?" is a yes or no question for him 😭🤣 like no specification, just yes or no 💀

[@xXD3M0NxW01FXx]

Anthony jumping straight to the 9/11 question is the funniest thing ever. 😂

[@robbieboydudeguy]

He really pulled the infinite games but no games type question on The Jarring

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

Until Jared said "yes", I was convinced he was asleep.

[@crash4271]

honestly wouldnt shock me if this name reveal is another elaborate bit

[@eternallyd3d]

This will be the year where we find out what jslong actually did to the queen

[@ville__]

*Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

[@Oribi_oxi]

I can’t believe jschlatt said he did 9/11, unforgivable 🤬

[@advanceringnewholder]

Whether "Jared is his correct name or not, he is now.

[@thepotatoportal69]

You (don't make sentence properly, I don't know.

[@BloodiedCrown]

Doesn't Schlatt have massive hereditary heart problems

[@Adminomnid]

he got so mad on the first question

[@makomuru]

Should've asked, "would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games unlimited games but no games."

[@JPPAS]

he did later in the video

[@JohnathanDavisstoothpaste]

His name being jared just makes such sense

[@technomanuel]

Actually, Johnathan, his name is Jonathan

[@RizingHorizon]

It’s been confirmed. “Jared Schlutlord” was somewhere on 9/11

[@Gamer-dl7wk]

"Where were you on 9/11 Yes or no?" I had the similar reaction to Schlatt LOL!

[@jesterfoxandslime4640]

I like to think Schlatts Real name doesn't even start with a J. It's just something he'd do

[@KnapfordMaster98]

Funny, but reminder that this polygraph guy is super sketchy.

[@Lorelaibells]

how is he sketchy

[@blazingblight2706]

@@Lorelaibells Because polygraphs aren't a reliable tool and the guy peddles false info both about them and about the results he's supposedly getting.

[@Lorelaibells]

@@blazingblight2706 fair

[@illeaglememes9176]

I can’t believe what “Schlared” did to those poor 3000 innocent souls.

[@L0n3N0n3nt1ty]

I love this. It's my youtube taste as a kid and my youtube taste now

[@joshuastarcher6801]

"What happened in '99, yes or no?"

[@johnwerner69]

I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother.. He was in northern Canada

[@Abubakar081]

Jareld. VERY UNEXPECTED NAME

[@avokka]

Considering Schlatt grew up with smosh and the like, this is like watching a kid competing against their dad

[@hexagonal69]

Asking "where were you on 9/11, yes or no?" cracked me up.😂

[@_its_lunar_]

Schlatt’s real name is John Schlatter, you can see it on his old high school website

[@JPPAS]

how can i find that website?

[@salvi92]

This guy is a fraud

[@shiaakatsuki7865]

*"I've met Jared."* "Of course I've met Jared..." *"The one who took you away from me."*

[@rerun626]

The fact that Anthony did this is just legendary. Amazing stuff here, I was crying 😂😂

[@jaredadkinson]

As someone named Jared, I also almost responded to “So Jared”

[@Kvothe4]

This guy is a known fraud, just says whatever he thinks is good for content. Disappointed to see him on this channel

[@daiMac_]

Yeah but his minecraft videos are pretty funny

[@RealMephres]

who?

[@jasonpark5247]

I laughed at the yes or no line way more than I should have

[@Dreamlink91]

Mom: Jack! Did you eat my salad last night!? Zacky: Dogs!

[@justopher8487]

The video: getting emotional with jaschlatt The reel:

[@lemoncurry351]

“Unlimited bacon with no games or unlimited games with no games, yes or no?”

[@FreshSqueezedLightning]

That “..yyyeahp” killed me 🤣

[@FrostedJr]

C'mon Jared.... Fess up.

[@DamonHiggs]

Do these KZbinrs know there’s more than 1 guy with a polygraph machine ?

[@yoc0banjo435]

This is a bad day for Jebediah Schlatt

[@spaceghost3941]

Schlatt gettin thicccc

[@justaguy7231]

🤣🤣🤣 Schlatt getting suprised by someone is really funny

[@Copperthefox]

That second question caught me off guard lmao😂

[@binkooo]

"fast and furious" was left piddlywonked

[@davefrei783]

The duo we didn’t think we needed

[@ibperson]

Schlatt on Smosh when

[@hanhanthegreat]

I’d heard somewhere it was Jonathan, but his look at being called Jared is also so funny lmao

[@leetifier]

Jared "Schlatt" Fogle

[@grassytester4182]

He is Jared schlatto now

[@bloodren0374]

“Just Yes or no” broke me

[@beastlyman114]

He got hit with an equivalent to his unlimited bacon question and didn't know what to do

[@wtfschmuck]

Yo, it's the same polygrapher the try guys use 😂😂😂

[@MultiMrsmurf]

“He was somewhere on 9/11” that detector operator 💀😂

[@chris11420]

The "schlatterdingledong" was schlabbergasted

[@plodiN3]

that yes or no is very much a goof on his would you rather question.

[@Owlinaicecube]

Shlingle dingle was flabergasted

[@RARARAT377]

“Yes or no!?” “were you Somewhere on 911, yes or no”

[@kabishen]

That laugh after responding to jared seemed so different

[@N1nP_Airsoft]

Scott Cramer would throw hands over this video 😂

[@chasebrace7575]

the "yeah" of Jared kinda like "well yeah it is me"

[@Z00PG00P]

I wish the captions updated to “Jared Schlatt” lmao

[@BrodieG1]

"J. K. Schlimmons" was not expecting this one!

[@schaffs2]

"Where were you on 9/11?" "Yeah I was"

[@catchingfire3]

I didn't know JSchlatt was so Chubby

[@Gonzo_OG]

I just went to the mall and realized how much I gotta lock in. I gotta become the greatest

[@Luck_612]

I like how “Jared” pretends to not understand the question

[@RealCoolstriker64]

This is his punishment for that “unlimited games question”

[@AKASunWukong]

Didnt know jschlatt went by the name annabeth in summers.

[@michaeladaniel7114]

His laugh is very charming

[@StaticMind2824]

JSchlatt without the chops is cursed

[@amatesamaru]

Lmfaooooo this killed me. Perfect comedy timing

[@user-ui5iv3bk1c]

If I ever get into one of his streams again I'm just dead spamming "JARED SCHLATT!"

[@codenayr7894]

10/10 best short

[@nectarkenni]

the fear when he said 'really'

[@cauchemar479]

Big guy is looking kinda big

[@LaroonDynasty]

He said yes! We got him boys!!!

[@chrissmith-lehman7040]

“Excuse me???” Appropriate response

[@topesimoes]

Well that was fast, Jared